What is the most toxic character archetype in D&D, and why is it the "Horny Bard"?
>>98637640We had this thread already. More toxic is the edgelord horny bard who enchants everybody to fuck against their will while they're charmed.
>>98637640Because you're forgetting about the dickass rogue.
>>98637659That sounds like the plot to a hentai.
>>98637640>What is the most toxic character archetype in D&Dirreverent topic spammer
>>98637640All of them
Fuck off.
>>98637663>Dickass thiefGood point
>>98637640It's the jackboot Paladin.
>>98637640Its actually teifling players as they are most often women and homosexuals. The most toxic players to the hobby
>>98637640You arent even the real puckee, you clearly saw a bait thread in the catalogue and decided to ape it. Puckee doesnt do that much work.
>>98637640Does this bard really look horny?
>>98637640it's the batman
>>98638098this.tiefling players are always troon degenerates and/or turbowoke retards.I befriended his goth chick at work and found out she liked d&d and when we discussed further she houseshared with a bunch of fucking insane trannies and even though she herself was straight she played a lesbian tiefling whose backstory was "I was in a lesbian relationship but the bigoted chud villagers found out about us and murdered her so I murdered the whole village and went on the run as an adventurer."
>>98637640>>98637849>>98637946What gets me is he always commissions very corporate-coded, "safe", incredibly generic, "as seen in D&D 5th edition" art. The kind that was aggressively fed into AI and we're all understandably unimpressed with. It's actually kind of ironic because if Puckee was some bored, rich, autist who actually had ANY taste and was constantly getting works from Tumblr & Twitter artists with a little flair, style, or personality, or even Mossa for that matter, I wouldn't mind Puckee threads. Shit, I'd be delighted by Puckee threads if all he did was spam Mossa art. I fucking LOVE Mossa's work.
>>98638943>AI bad, pedos goodCurious stance...
>>98638943> "as seen in D&D 5th edition"No if you look at modern 5th edition art that's not even close.
>>98638098You say that as if Tiefling Bards aren't incredibly common
Blow it out your ass, Zak Gilmore.
>puckee thread
>>98639158>Tiefling BardHoly toxic
>>98637640Kill yourself redditor
>>98637640>puckee aka redditor pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1mu1m14/artcomm_braggett_hathewaye_the_songsparrow_bard/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/aTP0SGus7wzoh2BCsP7MpA/>posted 24 times since August 2025
>>98637640>the horny bard is incredibly horny for his wife >uses his wife as a muse for all his songs >keeps chatting up bar wenches, mostly about how amazing his wife is>every compliment he gives to a woman relates to his wife>"AWOOGA, look at those sweet honkers! They're massive, just like my wife's! Man, I wish I was back home motorboating my wife's sweater puppies. Did I tell you about my wife's massive rack? It looks like she's smuggling a pair of melons, in a good season if you catch my drift! But here I go rambling again, I just wanted to tell you that's the second nicest pair of tits I've seen in my life! Well then, I'm off to think about my wife!"
Total Puckee Death
>Zak Gilmore spamming his puckslop again
>>98637640At worst, the horny bard is cringe. The rogue who isn't a team player like >>98637663 says is infinitely worse.
>>98637663At least those are entertaining.
>>98638779I hope you fucked her then got a better job that doesn't have goth girls working there.
Charisma as a stat has had a very negative effect on DnD.
>>98637640>played straight Paladin>suddenly the entire party needs to be Lawful Good, the Paladin can't leave, you mustI'm so glad nu-Paladins have like ten oaths that are basically "I can do what I want"
>>98641999It was balanced by being the worst stat. Now so many classes not only use Charisma but multi class so smoothly that Charisma is a godstat
>>98641982kek I work in the design studio, she worked in the onsite restaurant.I considered fucking her but she wasn't hot enough to leverage her insanity.she was always telling me how many times she'd been raped which was always "all my friends are all sex pests or junkies and I got blackout drunk with them and I woke up when one of them was raping me" and she'd tell me the story like she was fully expecting me to react like it was the most horrific thing I'd ever heard, then she'd just start ranting about JK rowling wanting her troon housemate dead.she was fucking insane, and I'm not risking her deciding she was too drunk/stoned/pilled to consent
>>98642067I just really like posting this image
>>98637659Charmed condition gives you advantage on social rolls and makes them unable to attack you. Neither of these makes them have sex with you against their will, unless you treat social rolls as mind control.
>>98642074When did kill become a slur?Do these cucks treat a headache with painunalivers?
>>98637640I've never come across that trope. The most common I run into are power gamers who cheat on their dice rolls and try to get away with lying.
>>98642313Years ago, around the same time youtube videos started offering auto-generated subtitles. Basically when audio processing became advanced enough to recognize individual words, various platform started blocking/filtering content that included bad words and this happens to be one of them, so is suicide.Usual bypass is "unalive" or "self-inflicted unalive".
>>98642385we didn't need newspeak forced on us. normies created it themselves to please their algorithm gods.
>>98642415(de)monetization can be one hell of an incentive, who would have guessed...
>>98640483You sound like the type of person that would shoot up a school
>>98642385Why perpetuate it outside YouTube though?
>>98637640>yukee pukee spam thread
>>98642448Why sus outside a game of amogus?Either force of habit of people who spend most of time where the new vocabulary is necessary, or trolls perpetuating it ironically.
>>98642448normies spend more time on tiktok than real life.it's just part of their dialect now.a bit like WoW nerds in the late 00s using gaming slang like "pwned" and "irl" in every day conversation only much, much worse
>>98642502>normies spend more time on tiktok than real life.grim
>>98642067>I'm not risking her deciding she was too drunk/stoned/pilled to consentVery good decision.
>>98642524normies' whole lives are tiktok now.it's a double edged sword; one one hand I have teenage normie foids coming up to me at work and asking if I've heard about the epstein files and how elites all rape and eat children and how they all seem to be overwhelmingly israeli/jewish, but on the other hand, they all talk in algospeak, they all literally LIVE in eye contact with their phones, and my interior design job now is customers asking me to copy some fucking tiktok they've seen or what non-euclidean impossible bullshit chat gpt has drafted for them
>>98642622What a world we live in.
>>98642549She genuinely got off on being a victim.>"OMG anon I got MUGGED at the weekend! what happened was I was walking through the bad part of town with headphones on...">OMG I got raped at the weekend anon! what happened was I was out with my friends who are all junkies, degenerates and sex/fetish addicts and I got SUPER drunk and took some random pills one of them gave me and..."etc etc.whenever she talked about sex (most of the time) she was into dubcon and dd/lg shit, and I'm a straight white older man with a white collar job, it'd be her wet dream to have some kinky dubcon sex with me then tell everyone who'd listen it was rape for attention.
Asshole thief will always be the worst player to have at your table. The horny bard archetype is annoying but generally not outright counter productive and can usually be reigned in or distracted by the DM tossing him a piece of tail to chase, and at best you can have fun stories where they get screwed over by thinking with their dick or their romantic misadventures lead you to some valuable info or a whole new adventure. They're generally social beings who just want to have fun and can be spoken to logically and can change their behavior if the party asks them to tone it down a bit. Asshole thief characters genuinely fuck over the party constantly and always use "but its what my stupid dangerous asshole character would do because I willingly designed him that way!" as a shield. Even in socially retarded ttrpg circles I don't know how there are so many people who think its ok to steal from the party or repeatedly fuck up their plans by making enemies out of absolutely everyone. You are 1/4th of the table, at most. We ALL want to have fun, not just you. This is a GAME and we WILL exclude you if you make us.
>>98642667She sounds like the kind of person that needs to be locked up for her own safety.
>>98642820what's better/worse (can't decide) is she wouldn't have done it with any malice to me at all. she would only have seen the attention it'd get her and not what it would cost me.that and she believed the whole white men never get punished meme because a few billionaires were found not guilty so she wouldn't even consider how her attention seeking would affect me lol.yes she absolutely needs locking up.I'm no /pol/tard but sometimes I'll meet someone and think "oh, that's who they're on about" kek.
>>98638779>>98642820Those are your women.Can you put them in their place, the rest of the world is tired of them.
DAMN! THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT!
>>98638779wat
>>98641804>his wife left him for the orc handyman because he's never home
>>98643789D&D is just wholesome chungus drama kid tranny power fantasy shit now where the crippled gay wizard gets to roll around the handi-accessible dungeon with his best orc bard buddy who totally isn't a metaphor for black people because D&D is inclusive now, chuds.Gygax bending over for his Tolkienfag friends was a mistake. he preferred sword & sorcery like Conan which is based. Tolkien fantasy is children's fairy tales, it was the very start of a slippery slope. Dark Sun should have become the official setting that everyone thinks of when they hear "D&D" but nope, we're stuck with faggy Tolkien wholesome taverncore faggotry and now troons are making sure we know their characters have mastectomy scars in a world where they literally can change sex at will if they find the right artifact, potion or spell and insist on riding their magic mobility scooters around in a world where a potion can heal any illness or injury.
>>98638943Thats what makes him fascinating to me, if his comms had any personality I could understand the mental defect that leads to spamming them, but spamming the most corporate bland shit is very strange.
>>98645139Puckee's mod backed, potentially to make this board look less dead as they allowed puckee to spam 10+ threads earlier this year, you can get banned for pointing out puckee's spam and puckee's full reddit username is censored
>>98642704>Stealing from the partyI seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>98637640Horny Bard or lol random anything are both pretty bad. One hogs spotlight that could be used to do something more useful (meaning literally anything) and the later sabotages the game.I think a pvper who can't take it themselves is even worse.
>>98637640>>98637849The raping and pillaging Orc barbarian.
>>98646667How does this work in a "good" party?
>>98646684They lynch the orc.
>>98637640Yuck! It's Puck!
>>98646684The god of raping and pillaging is good aligned, crazy I know but it is what it is.
>>98637640>/slop/
>>98637640A friend from my group once played horny paladin
>>98648138>horny paladinHow does that work? I mean they technically have the CHA for it.
>>98637663I'm not so sure.Playing at a table with a dickass rogue is definitely worse than playing at a table with a horny bard, but the horny bard has completely poisoned the perception of the class.I can play a rogue and just not be a dickass and there's no problem. I can't play a bard without everyone winking and nudging and waiting for me to fuck every monster we see.
>>98649662Dickass rogue looks like this?
>>98637640Kill yourself.
>>98637919the list is not complete without the chromatic maned humanoid race genderfluid/non-binary whatevers that are the staple of the current D&D playerbase. They are too common not to be an archetype.
>>98641999>>98642044it was the worst stat because in the "reality" of a fantasy adventure game about fighting monsters, its pointless. The theater therapy kids took over, and thus the crunch changed to accomodate to cater to them. Charisma is the "but my mom thinks I'm cool" stat.
>>98637640Uh-oh, puckee!
>>98637640
>>98651058charisma only existed to begin with for intimidation, persuasion and leadership checks. On occasion, seduction because there has always been the tavern wench plapper player.now d&d has been extrovertised and "players" want their heckin' Critical Role experience, and to have their characters be the same hypersocial extroverts that will roleplay out a whole evening in the tavern so now charisma affects turning the fucking undead and shit to retcon it out of being what was a pointless stat for actual players who just want to chuck spells, arrows and swords at goblins and loot their lair for shiny magic shit and then use the tavern as a place to hear rumours and rest their characters
>>98645139Because by now the peanut gallery knows that posting a thread with a puckee comission and an inane question is a reliable way to troll this board.
>>98651670He's doing it himself, too. Not just here, but on other boards of 4chan, reddit, Facebook, and Instagram. It's a moot point anyway, a person imitating a shitposter is effectively identical to them.
>>98648385>How does that work? I mean they technically have the CHA for it.There is no rule that paladin have to take a vow of celibacy.
>>98653478>oath of conquest paladin using his dick to dominate the conquered and making full use of his disease immunity
>>98641999Charisma as a stat is fine, but it shouldn't be a casting stat. Let alone the casting stat for a third of the classes.
>>98651670>>98651812At this point I think its fairly obvious someone made a perchance generator or equivalent. They've been around long enough as a shitpost maker this one doesn't even have the images stored anymore.
>>98638943You don't like Mossa's work you love the fact that it irritates other people
>>98637640>>98637663having had both at the table I would prefer the horny bard over the dickass thief.at least with the horny bard its usually just an overtold joke and doesnt really lead to anywhere as long as your DM isnt also a freak. The dickass thief is by far worse as it has direct negative consequences to the rest of the party especially if the DM doesnt know how to deal with them properly both in and out of combat.I would much prefer a bard making a horny joke in any social setting the party ends up in than a Rogue who is constantly causing trouble, hordes loot from the party makes the game difficult for the DM to manage and just generally ruining the experience for the rest of the party, fuck rogues.
>>98655244>You don't like Mossa's work you love the fact that it irritates other peopleSo objectively untrue I have to take the bait. I fucking LOVE Mossa's work. I love his historical pieces, I love his warcraft and warhammer stuff. I love his dark line work, how he contrasts it with bright but earthy organic tones, I love how unique his character designs are while still being very conventional and grounded in traditional realism.It's some of his older stuff, but his Cthulu Mythos work really demonstrates this excellently: his interpretation of the Great Race of Yith reads as both an explicitly alien, mollusc, type creature fit for the setting, but still demonstrates a gracile softness of a sophisticated and civilized intellectual species. I LOVE Mossa's work, dude.
>>98655244Mossa's work is great. That it upsets you is merely a bonus. >>98637640However, this? This looks like SHIT.
>>98655350You make a good point
>>98656296I agree.
Does this bard even look that horny?
>>98637640I would answer, but I'm too distracted by how this ai image looks like shit.
>>98661218It looks like shit. But it’s not ai anon, Frohlich has being doing art for years.
>>98637640this looks like shit
>>98661581Yeah, with AI.
>>98649662>I can't play a bard without everyone winking and nudging and waiting for me to fuck every monster we see.That's why I play female bards who get fucked BY basically every monster we see. But not the party members. Never the party members. They aren't good enough, and she always makes sure they know that. She needs to find big, sub-human monster cock in order to feel any pleasure, and they just can't provide it.
>>98637640It's not, it's the most cliche and overdone unfunny trope. A bad pun everyone is tired of hearing. The real toxic players are usually Sorcerers. Not in a "all sorcerers do this" way, but in a "when a player does this shit, they're a sorcerer".>wants to be a caster but easy mode>just wants to do spells like it's a videogame, throw damage at things, no creativity, no utility spells>needs prestidigitation explained, still doesn't get what it's for "but it doesn't do damage">usually the one trying too hard to minmax and metagame while knowing the least about the game>the class of choice for the "it's what my character would do" types>charisma based class, has no clue how to apply that to gameplay because they're on their phone during the rp when they're not trying to kill NPCs to speedrun. If this were a videogame they'd be spamming the button to skip cutscenes and dialogue.>you had to walk them through making the character sheet, and they still don't get it>they insist they want to play but when a session is canceled it's because they weren't in the mood and lied about having to work. Best way to be sure a sorcerer player isn't gonna be like this is if you tell them they're charisma based and they try to act like the horny bard. Which is marginally better.
>>98637640You should think about suicide. It would probably be a big relief ro the people in your life.
>>98661638Never mind, you’re a fucking retard.
>>98662596not an argument, I win
