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James! There's only one way to save 40k! Release the Hrud!
>>98639777>tq Nope never ever
Thanks 4 gold advice
hey gang, let's all continue the stupid cancerous arguments from last thread, that'll be fun
>TQ It would be sick as fuck for Marines but I’ve not tried it yet.
>>98639789fuck you, everything you think is wrong, and i am right
>>98639787How do you do that gold?
>>98639797Mixing with brown probably. I do that with brass to make it darker.
What was their deal? Why don't they have a proper jump pack? It looks like they're just bounding and jumping around. Big bunny
>>98639800FUCKING ANTI-GRAV BULLSHIT MOON BOOTS
>>98639796nope sorry, my meme conclusively disproves that
>>98639804Is that really it? Are they canonically fucking bouncing around on the super moon boots with occasional jet pulses to help? That's hilarious.
>>98639797Basecost Vallejo bright bronzeWash all overwith watered down magos purpleHighlight liberator goldSpot-wash agarax earthshade
>>98639807Yes, it's antigrav tech strapped to their boots so they can effectively float and fly around freely. I hate anti-grav so much it's unreal.
>>98639804>>98639807That's mega based
>>98639817>>98639800
>>98639800What the fuck was GW thinking?
>>98639821Who was in the wrong here?
>>98639858When in doubt blame the fucking space wolves.
>>98639858Not sure why you replied to me but definitely the furries. You just know they were the first ones to get offended over some dumb bullshit.
>>98639800Wouldn't the autocannon firing just make him spin around in the air? Or is the jump pack also creating the perfect amount of thrust to counter the recoil of the fuck-huge gun every time it fires?
>>98639800Wouldn't you want your artillery platform to be as stable as possible instead of constantly going up and down and making bing bing wahoo sounds?
>>98639892Yeah probably. You know, we didn't have this problem when Matt Ward was around.
>>98639800>Big bunnyHehehehe 40k bnuy
>>98639892They're not artillery weapons
>>98639858The mongrel dogs of the Imperium. Although I suppose you could fault Elenduil for being foolish enough to try and communicate with animals.
>>98639886Imagine adopting a cute daughter that came from the sky then she grows into a 9ft super woman in 4 years…
>>98639885If your jump pack is strong enough to propel a space marine in full armor plus his fuckhuge autocannon and ammo, it's strong enough to compensate for the short burst of it firing.
Is Cawl supposed to look kind of mpreg because he is the Daddy of the primaris lads?
Grey Knights are pretty cool.
>>98639903Are autocannons not considered such?
Even with conveyor belt painting a bunch of bricks, custodes still take a while to pump out. Still I've made incredible hobby progress today. I would have painted more but I have surgery early tomorrow afternoon
>>98639806well my smirking anime girl nullifies your meme, and besmirches your character by implying that you're a virgin
>>98639948nobody in this thread has touched a vagina
>>98639927For me? The red hunters.
>>98639959I like how GK are basically the 21st legion and their gene seed is directly from the Emperor.
>>98639941In this context it would probably be best described as "light weapon", if we use real world parlance.
>>98639956Unfortunately for you anon, tabletop 40k is a "married millennial with children" game now.
is gluttony Slaanesh or Nurgle -coded?
>>98639956i have a wife and kids
>>98639968Slaanesh. Nurgle daemons and followers aren't "fat" because they eat too much, they're bloated because they're evocative of rotting corpses and inflamed sick flesh.
>>98639956I've touched dozens of vaginas but never known love ;_;
>>98639968Slaanesh is excessNurgle is diabetes on the other hand
>>98639968Slaanesh is the prince of excess. Nurgle doesn't make his followers fat. They're literally bloated corpses that can't stay dead.
>>98639977but fatness leads to disease, some say it's a disease in itself
>>98639941Autocannons are just man-portable heavy weapons. Basically full auto anti-materiel rifles. Artillery in 40k is typically vehicle-mounted.
>>98639980and pus-filled sores, and heart disease and cancer and a bunch of other more shit because being fat is unhealthy>>98639982Nurgle gets good business from fat people
>>98639988is titty milk kosher?
>>98639988If we just submit to Nurgle and pledge allegiance, he will take away the pain and allow us to live in his garden a life of peace.
>>98639985Well I guess it depends on why someone is fat. If they're fat because they have single-mindedly pursued the extremes of sensation of taste and smell to the point where they're eating virgin boy piss eggs, then they're a follower of Slaanesh.If they're fat because of some kind of mental illness or metabolic abnormality, then they belong to Papa.
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98639995only if it's been blessed by a rabbi>>98639998fair enough, though the line does seem like it could get blurry
>>98640008in the grim darkness of the far future, is there anime?
>>98639995Breast milk is indeed kosher.https://mikvah.org/article/breastfeeding-and-jewish-law#ftnt29
>>98639956I've tried and failed to get my gf into warhammer :/GW legit need to release some good looking fliers to bring her into the hobby.
>>98640020this nigga out here researching shitposts
>>98640023>my gf
Permanent means permanent.
>>98640026Shitposts gain a dimension of noble complexity when they're true.
>>98639791I like smaller thematic lists for this very reason. I've been working on storm lords and want to play a game combining them with crimson fists just for the fun of it. 1 half of my side of the board all about flying and movement, and the other side just a brick of bolter fire and terminators.
>>98640018Yes, especially a Warhammer 40k anime
>>98640033>storing brushes tip up
>>98640023We all know the best way to bring a girlfriend into warhammer is to have her paint one (1) free space marine from the store, which she will paint pink and add nail art shit to, and then never touch anything to do with warhammer again or engage with it seriously.
>>98640030I know for sure that there's at least 3 married anons here, two with kids. Feel like having a gf is less normie than that
>>98640035Isn't it OK to store brushes tip up as long as they're fully dry? o.O
>>98640038sallyfag, O&Tfag, GKfag(?)who else?
>>98640032fair point
>>98640033what chapter? Love halfed schemes
>>98640035that's literally how they're supposed to be stored, retard-san
>>98640045Looks like howling griffons wip.
>>98640048those are quartered
>>98639784Since you seem to have no interest continuing the series I'm going to share some other bits I remember that were particularly funny/goofy/interesting. Spoilers of course.>Gaunt is talking with an eldar chick>starts thinking about how he wants to feth her real bad, what she looks like under the robes etc.>he remembers that "feth" doesn't actually mean that and makes himself recall the true meaning of the swear word>realises eldar was in his head meddling to make him more pliable to her whimsAudible chuckle>Gaunt and a select squad go onto a chaos planet for a deep undercover mission>usual things go tits up and they're stuck there trope>a kill team of CSM is hunting them, runs into tribal moth people in the swamps>fully power armoured chayoss marines get BTFO and lose to blowguns with poison darts>there's also all these wirewolves all over the joint>inevitably one is activated>one of the Ghosts reveals they have secrit training of ye olde Tanith martial art>proceeds to 1v1 the fucker with the wooden stock of his lasgunI mentioned that last bit in a previous thread but it still get me, why tf isn't this dude using his ubermensch martial arts before then? Some of the powerlevels of the Ghosts and their mothman buddies is insane. One of the mothmen ends up back on the Tanith ship and all he does is serve to show how great Mkoll is at stealth every time the scout master sneaks up on this tribal fuck who's been stealthing around in the swamps since childhood. Out of all of them, if Mkoll was revealed to be an Immortal I wouldn't bat an eye.Oh and Bragg should've never died wtf. His bit was a little one-note but still a satisfying character, needed some arc where Larkin tries to teach him how to aim and seemingly "fails" but then he has a lascannon at a penultimate moment and makes the shot first go... Corny shit but would've been better than just randomly killing him off
>>98640045Storm Lords, White Scar successor, their scheme just called to me and got me really into them. I already liked WS anyways, but these guys are cooler to me.
>>98640033that's a lot of Vallejo game colors
>>98640051had to stop reading 'cause I'm reading the Gaunts Ghosts Omnibus right now and it's pretty decent
>>98640040The super saturated BAngels poster and the Ultralesbian as well iirc
>>98640040me. i have two young adult daughters
admech faction that breaks away and worships Necrons as gods
>>98640053It was the first paint I liked and am too autistic to switch. I like the simplicity of the game colour range.
>>98640058Post their feet.
>>98640033>He probably has that dogshit Vallejo game color polished gold
>>98640062I actually love that one, yes, I have 2 bottles.
>>98640056those are both me. i got rid of my ultramarines and got dark angels instead >>98640061kill yourself
>>98640068>those are both meyou can't paint for shit and don't own bangels, no you aren't lmao
>>98640061I second this motion
>>98640062go back to WIP
>>98640062NTA but I do
>>98640073nobody who knows how to paint likes nu-vallejo
>>98640076nobody cares what you delude yourself to think
>>98640069i misread that as dangels my bad. i paint pretty okay imo. still lots of room to improve but it isn't bad
>>98640056>super saturated BA posterDont think I've seen those minis before
Lmao why is his greataxe so dinky and small?
>>98640093It's actually quite large. It just looks small next to his enormous fursuit.
Anyone here tried red nmm before?
are you more leaning to highlander style lists or spam?
>Found a bloke online who makes 13th company space wolf transfersMy autistic kitbash project is coming together lads.
>>98640093I think other than Abaddon hes the biggest terminator outside saturnine gear its a big axe hes just a fucking fridge.
>>98640099highlander personally
>>98640064The super watery one that looks good but has poor coverage? I had to go out and get a different brand's gold since it just wasn't usable without being mixed with another paint.
>>98640093He's just fuckhuge.
>>98640093He's a big guy 4U
>>98640112Just do 2 coats? I haven't had issue with it by deliberately applying it slightly thicker.
How many armies do (You) have fully painted?
>>98640115>chaos parts on space wolvesnani?
Post models faggots.
>>98640134haha dont worry about it.
>>98640134Uh-oh lorelet...>>98640137You first faget
>>98640137You know the rule anon
>>98640140>>98640143
>>98640145>that filename
>>98640137
Do you think the Fusion Blades will ever come back? They released NuFarsight...then gutted the Enclaves.
>>98639777Has anyone done a last protocol army color scheme?Mixing Fists and all their succesor chapters?
>>98640208I was thinking of doing a BT army that has some Imperial fists mixed in
>>98639821>people like shadow spectres, right?>we're already turning marines into aspect warriors but better, so what if we made a shadow spectre marine but anti infantry?gw was throwing shit at the wall in 8th and 9th and seeing what stuck.
Has there ever a story or moment where two venerable dreadnoughts from completely different chapters interact? I would imagine a conversation between two super old dreadnoughts could be interesting
>>98640228Nah primaris were by jes woodgin and he'd never admit people liked a FW aspect model more than his shit
>>98640208Fatrak
>>98640206They should just release a melee suit squad already. Tau players want it. People who face Tau players want them to stop spamming boring uninteractive ranged shit. It's win-win for everyone.
Heres my submission for the collage
>there's someone who lives 15 minutes from me selling a shit load of rogue trader era models>tfw no gsc
>>98640267Fuck that was quick
didn't realize this came with paints. I don't need most of the models or paints, but could do with 2-3 of them, sell most of he contents and keep what I need for basically free.
>>98639777>Do you ever combine different sub factions together into a unified list for games?>(For example, Space Marines painted in 3 different chapters together in the same battle, CSM with opposing allegiances but one goal, Multiple Ork Klanz krumpin' together, etc.)I really like COLOURS and the 'unique' bits like salamanders having those scales and firedrake kitbashes, knightly imperial fists, white scars with a bunch of skulls and axes and shit so grouping them all together just seems right for me.
>>98639956gyno slave
>>98640052Unironically they look like 'white scars if they had an easier colour scheme', since they already have the Red scars on the white armour but this makes it much more straightforward and is probably less of a paint to paint than white armour.
>>98640238>>98640228will SS and orbs of zandros get a release now that jes is gone?
>>98640267>pimpin' ain't easy>but I make it easy
>>98640040I don't post identifiably but I've got a wife and kid.>>98640148???
>>98640206I was sacked when the 1DP Experimental detachment came out. They should've kept the 4 weapons and added upgrades to the missile pod too.
>>98640093Wut? It's larger than a guardsman's torso.
>>986401323 pre 10th edition0 since 10 editionreason: point costs were reduced significantly
>>98640132I could probably field a 2k ork army, ive got about 2k in gsc but not even close to being fully painted
>>98640294>eldar getting a new aspect and a FW unit in plasticmore likely to get refreshed dire avengers and new falcon/wave serpent mould. the falcon chassis is great but the gaps are ass, the walls of the wave serpent troop compartment on mine aren't long enough to have both attach to the main body.
I want to git gud at metallics, but my metallic painting is really boring. I'm not sure if I'm just using cringe metallics though, I'm using Vallejo colours
>>98640395Consider getting this book
Just want to say the setting in warhammer 40k will always be the goat
>>98639800>What was their deal? Why don't they have a proper jump pack?It was GW throwing random shit at a wall and seeing what sticks.Primaris were an opportunity for GW to experiment and see what kind of stuff they can make and sell.Stuff like basic ints and gravis sold the best, phobos was middling and shit like Omnis (armor suppressors are wearing) never took off.Too bad about the autocannons though, they would've been perfect for a gravis weapons squad.
>>98639956By fact at least majority here has.How else were you born? Unless you're C-section baby.
>>98640093Looks perfectly fine, marines look better when their weapons aren't disproportional warcraft weapon shit. It's the reason why Horus Heresy range just sucks ass, many of the character models just have retarded looking weapons that just completely throw off the model's feel.
>SALE!>costs 40 bucks more than if it was 2024 and new
So how unbalanced do you think the game will be come October when every marine army gets buffed into the stratosphere?
>>98640423>eBayFuck that, the real deals are on marketplace
>>98640440I'm still looking for the new defiler. GW continues to say "temporarily out of stock."
>>98640395Scale 75's metal & alchemy sets are still the best for fancy metallics. Vallejo's new line is disappointing.
>>98639886I now understand this female Warhammer primarch fetish.I kneel.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98640288Looksing at GW prices, this is the best set value-wise they've made right? Not only is it a discount on minis, but you get paint set minus clippers for free as well
>>98639886I am reminded of the stupidest 40k theory I ever heard. That the two lost primachs were females that were meant to be the Emperors romantic liaisons.
>>98639777what's the chapter with the fist and the crossed lightning bolts ?
>>98640488White Scars I think
>>98640480People sell it for 140 bucks on ebay so it's like a whole combat patrol+paints+the book, which is like 320 dollars of value since the fucking paints are so expensive.
>>98640490>>98640488last wall is a 'sons of dorn' thing where all the dornian chapters unify into one big legion to defend terra from a threat no single chapter can stop.
>>98640464Ah yeah that's going to be a pain to find, if someone lists a cheap one it will insta sell
>>98640487>not raising and then fucking your own daughter because your wife is 40,000 years old and ugly
As someone who -actually- plays 40k, the complexity of some minis is genuinely annoying as shit.It feels like it was designed for display painters and not your average gamer.
>>98640426as unbalanced as always
>>98640505It varies from army to army and is more common with big centerpieces. Certain models definitely feel like they're meant to be prestige pieces compared to others though.
>>98640505not a problem if you are not a comp fag that has to paint 2000 points every 2 months to chase the meta.
>>98640505Games Workshop are a model company that made up some rules to give more people reason to buy models.
>>98640482I need a Nocturne mutated qt girl friend so bad now bros.I also need Cadian shoulderpad STLs now of the current ones and previous ones too. That pic made me realize that.But I'd imagine that looking for imperial guard shoulderpads would be nightmarish because it is going through an ocean of space marine pauldron/shoulderpads. Help please.
>>98640479>search phrase>over 1k results>oldest result I got from Tue 29 Oct 2024.How long did the Warhammer Fantasy "soon" poster keep this up so maybe we can gauge how long this anon is gonna have to feel it coming?
>>98640521Around 2015
>>98640505GAMERS
>>98640497>see a good listing, 200 bucks for 350 dollars worth of stuff">"I can sell half and basically make my money abck">think about it for a week>click buy>"this listing sold 6 days ago"FUCK>>98640521I wish it was octobr 2024>>98640523I wish it was october 2015
Marlboro marine
>>98640515nice try pal
>>98640526time marches on anonride the tiger
>>98640395Consider layering some simple nmm-like shadows and highlights, you can take a picture of your basecoated mini for reference.
>>98640529Besides /3dpg/ do actual GW redshirts monitor these threads? What are the primary giveaway signs?>>98640526>>98640530Time is the true apex predator. Even all of existence will cease to exist.See heat death of the universe. This makes me wonder if there is some DAOT artifact like the BlackStone Fortresses but instead human space habitats to survive the heat death of the universe and a hypothetical "second big bang rebirth" of the universe.
>>98640537>do actual GW redshirts monitor these threads? What are the primary giveaway signs?lurk more
>>98640537>do actual GW redshirts monitor these threads? Of course they do
>>98640537>Besides /3dpg/ do actual GW redshirts monitor these threads? What are the primary giveaway signs?Unironically when gw does something gay like they release the NEW Astagor Buttflanger model from the ultranegros 3rd founding chapter but it's in a stupidly priced box first with primaris you don't want so you get fucked over and you come here to complain and (((someone))) is defending GW's shitty pricing/boxes like their job depends on it.
i know who you areyou think i like games workshop?i kill their sales personnel for fun
>enter a store literally called games workshop>there is no workshop>you can't play games there
I got some AK swamp resin because I wanted to put a bunch of skulls at the bottom of a swamp/small pond/river and maybe put a little plasticard boat on top with a guardsman about to be ate by a giant lizard or something coming out of the jungleBut the swamp resin has the same consistency as Nurgle's Rot and totally obscured the details at hte bottom>should have bought their 250ml water resin or something instead
>>98640482Lorelet fucking image. Salamanders have charcoal skin and red eyes because of a space marine organ mutation, not because normal nocturn humans have it. Also that's a Cadian insignia, fucking tertiaries piss me off so much.
>>98640547the store is called Warhammer now
they ARE going to call themselves The Warhammer Company within the next 10 yearsMark my post
>>98640543>>98640544I mean indie TTRPG devs shill their kickstarters here all the time. I saw a funny incident where a guy responded to a post (First post or close) about how he's burned out by kickstarter indie projects and then some angry anon got mad and they kept accusing that angry anon of being the creator of the kickstater. It was funnier because the angry anon was using offensive language. The difference is those lads are trying to shill their bad TTRPG/Wargame indie projects for a big payout.These redshirts are probably being paid very little by GW to just monitor these threads. I don't know if anybody here would enjoy such a "job."
>>98639886SEXOOO
>>98640537>>98640543There are two main signs to look out for that helps indicate when an anonymous poster is actually a GW employee, paid disruptor, government agent, etc.The first one is that they express an opinion or viewpoint that is opposed with your personal opinion.The second is that you haven't taken your prescribed medication in 1-3 days
>>98640487>That the two lost primachs were females that were meant to be the Emperors romantic liaisons.Uh, that is pretty weird. I don't think Emps swings that way? Especially that we now know he had Erda, who was basically the closest thing to a wife he had. At least it is implied to be that way.
>>98640558Thats exactly what a gw shill would say.
>>98640548I mean you can still use the swamp resin for terrain as it was intended for. Nurgle's Rot would have just been too little to justify the price and quantity. Save the container.I've pondered using my AK neutral earth terrain for DIY moss mixed with dark green, but I haven't don't it yet. Haven't built any terrain or printed any stone terrain to justify clumped moss. I'm thinking just crushed green foam is the better choice. The paste was impulse bought too so I have to make some use out of it.The seal is still on it.Next time I impulse buy hobby products I hope to make sure they are from the LGS so my idiocy at least benefits the LGS monetarily.
>>98639886What would Ultramarine branded soda taste like? I assume it's soda?
How good is playing the phoenix lord build of aeldari for casual games? Can I expect a few surprise wins or non stop losses like with sisters of battle?
>>98640561>Especially that we now know he had Erda, who was basically the closest thing to a wife he had. At least it is implied to be that way.Is it true that Erda's scattering of the Primarchs inadvertently made her "girlboss" moment the reason the Horus Heresy happened that messed up Emperor's plans so now humanity is truly extra doomed in 40k? If true was this intended by the author to be a genuine grimdark mistake on her part or was it seriously intended to be a good thing?
>>98639886>>98640556If only femstodes were actually like this
>>98640554>I don't know if anybody here would enjoy such a "job."I realized last year after I quit a low paid office job with a shitty commute and shitty benefits that I don't have the 'wagie' mentality of being content with a bad job because job job job. Also the aggravation of having the Boss (TM) tell you waht a great job you're doing and you're number 1 productivity and then they bring in someone from outside the organization with no experience to a higher position that's better paid with actual benefits and option wfh 2 days a week. Humiliation ritual.
>>98640558>that they express an opinion or viewpoint that is opposed with your personal opinionthat's not what happened
>>98640563their pics online made me think it would be more of an opaque muddy brown instead of literally mystery green goo.
>>98640568>he doesnt know how to headcanonLol, lmao
>>98639886>>98640556It's cool that the warhammer cummunity supports transsexual rights.
>>98640574If you see sexy women and immediately think of trannies the homo is you.
Homo Is YouNot You Is Not HomoGW is Fag
>>98640573Oh I doI just wish my little plastics also looked like that and I can't sculpts tits and absAt least I know it's possible like all those people sculpting nicer bodies and faces onto the Gargants
After over 10 years in the hobby, I came to the conclusion thatTau are the coolest.
>>98640577>If you see sexy womenPrimarchs are men, anon.
>>98640582GW wants to play both sides. They put out female custodes heads to virtue signal but the body doesn't indicate that they're women at all so the chuds can just pretend they're still all men.It's both the laziest and the cheapest solution.They have zero issues putting out explicitly female bodies for eldar etc.
>>98640488>>98640490Excoriators
>>98640487The Emperor is remembering his past life?
>>98640487>>98640599extremely based
>>98640582Fair, but it's enough for me that they exist at least.But hey, in the future when the lame and gay shit goes away, GW might grow some balls again and add in some sex appeal.
>>98640565I wouldn't bet on Eldar right now when they're doing worse than sisters. Phoenix Lords aren't even their no popular playstyle right now. Think they're all on seer council.
>>98640487Don't knock it.
He says he’s got some special news about Horus. What do?
>horace, are you some kind of heretic?HOLY CINEMA
>>98640573Looks good, but the boob armor should be bigger.
>>98640549The artist is perfectly aware of the incongruity but drew it anyway.
>>98640549Iirc Nocturne's humans do have some sort of mutation to them that effects their appearance.But you're right about the Salamander appearance being due to their geneseed mutation.
>>98640572To be fair those pics tend to be by professional diorama artists that probably don't even need AK Interactive products. They just do their thing and have an AK product slipped in. I think Vallejo does that too.
>>98640612>accept>hear crackling with multiple voices fading in and out>phone begins to glow>phone turns into tentacle dildo>arms turn into tentacle dildos>torso turns into plump chicken titties>legs turn into tentacle dildos>grow beak>hair turns into tentacle dildos>tentacle dildo phone drops to floor and warp vortex spawns from it>hundreds of tentacle dildo daemons hop out turning everything into tentacle dildosDammit, Magnus.
>>98640612I put his foolish ambitions to rest.
>>98640615>are we Adeptus Astartes some kind of space marines?I screamed, stood up and clapped in the theater.I seriously hate it when people do that. I stopped going to theaters because of it
>>98639777>Last wall protocolI think the name should be retconned to "final wall protocol" because the endings of those three words sound similar.
>>98640666might as well call it golly ally wally
>>98640609>Think they're all on seer council.Not sure if the meta has adjusted, but Aspect Host was buffed with the latest dataslate while Seer Council was nerfed, so it's not currently the worst idea to play Aspect-heavy.The only major Eldar tournament win so far this edition has been with Harlequins.
>>98639920He's the mother of the primaris, rebirthing the sons of the primarchs.
>>98639920He's supposed to look like a shrimp.
>>98639777>tqWhat you're saying is you couldn't decide what to paint.
finished another fire warrior :DDminus going at the base a smidge with a fingernail
>>98639800James wants the younger audience so they tried changing the design to look like toys that appeal to the 5-9 age bracket. Obviously it didn't work, kids don't have money and it's too expensive for parents.
So uh... Is that it for marines then? Have we seen all their new models at this point? Has anyone crunched out of the 85 data sheets with the legends announcement just adds up to the units we've already seen?
>>98639777>TQThe Imperial guard kind of do this. I remember a Cityfight book with Tallarn, Steel Legion, and metal Cadian together. Their color schemes were the same though.So maybe it is canon that these kinds of things exist in oldhammer and current-hammer 40k lore.Does anybody have codex screenshots of how the Imperial Army got broken up after the Horus Heresy into the Imperial Guard? I'd imagine most Imperial Guard fanboys ignore that aspect while space marine players seem wholly fine with homebrewing chapters and not legion sized ones.
>>98640711It doesn't but there could easily be consolidation or splitting happening, especially with existing character datasheets (4 lieutenants)
temu sammael i'm painting for someone.i'm sad i don't have DA bitz
>>98640288GW are seeing how people are discovering different, better, paint brands and trying to get the newbies firmly hooked into the ecosystem I'd expect.
>>98640736gw paint is pretty gud but they should abandon their old pots, it's literally the one thing holding it back (that and their shit white)
>>98640643Probably mixing AK product into existing resin for a watered down murky look
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>>98640585After over 10 years in the hobby, I came to the conclusion thatTau are the gayest.
>>98640732>that one dark angels player last year who was seething that white scars the bike chapter also got a bike lord
>>98639920No, cawl was designed completely separate from the primaris range and only later used as scapegoat
