damnit jimalso like tunnels n trolls and palladium rpgI mix em all with elric n cthulhu and lone wolf
>Meet Girls>Play D&DSelect 1
>>98648181Just go to nerdy events, my town has a bunch of regular RPG events hosted by bars and hobby clubs and usually there are at least a few girls on those. A friend of mine even got a gf that way. She joined our Call of Cthulhu group for a while and was a decent enough player. Sadly she also turned out to be the most emotionally unstable, toxic nutjob any of us has ever met and fucking traumatised him for a while. But hey, a girl is a girl
>>98648340Biologically female, plays TTRPGs, toxic, and crazy? Where do I sign up ladies? I'm down for some emotional trauma and regrets.
>>98648181My stepbrother's wife plays MtG and paints Warhammer miniatures. There was girl in my old Pathfinder group but she was literally, seriously insane.
>>98648347Eh, it's the kind of stuff that's better left purely as fap material. Being with a manipulative and possessive crazy may feel hot in fantasies if you're into this sort of thing, but in reality it's only a whole lot of stress and mental damage
>>98648826>it's not worth itI don't care about the warning labels anymore, let me experience crazy once in my life
>>98648323kek
>Make a single post pointing out troon woke shit>banned in 2 hours>OP makes a faggy off topic thread>stays upright...
>>98648181she looks like she'd be into whatever you pay her to do
>>98648340>girl is a girlWell, one can hope, but not always. Not these days.
>>98649494roll a d100 for odd for if you gf has a penis anon
>>98649494>>98649904Can you just not be bigots, please? For like 5 minutes.
>>98650109I exclusively play Chud TTRPGs
>>98650109Recognizing patterns isn't bigotry.
>>98650142It is when YOU do it!
>>98650147I don't care how mean I am, you don't pass ooc or IC, and now my character feels like you're hiding something.
>>98648323I met my ex-wife because her friedngroup needed a DM.
>>98648323Girls (male).
>>98650752I met my (not ex-)wife in a situation totally unrelated to D&D
>>98650770Weird flex but ok.
>>98648826>>98649217It's okay as long as you're even more crazy than she is.
>>98650109YWNBAW
>>98650109Bog.>>98650142It actually pretty much is though. Don't distance yourself from the words your enemies use to attack you. The response is>yes, and?
>>98650752This. If you're not the DM you stand 0 chance. It's a place of control requiring social skill, two things women love.
>>98650866no it actually isn't because it's implicit when someone says bigotry that it also isn't true, you wanting to turn things around is a different matter
>>98648323Girls do play 5e which is proof that everything women love is bad (including rape)
>>98650807Everyone keeps warning me about crazy women in TTRPGs, where are they?!
>>98650891>it's implicit when someone says bigotry that it also isn't trueIt means being strongly prejudiced. Prejudice is the natural result of pattern recognition.I don't know what post-modern definition you're reading where bigotry means falsehood. This is some racism = power + privilege shit.
>>98650950kek
>>98651317Is it bigotry to think all goblins should be killed because they go around murdering and raping weak villages?
>>98651432Yep
>>98651547well I am going to find a lass that helps me murder every stinky green skin we find
I just want a cute trad trans girl to cuddle and play games with
>>98650142What do you call it when you're making up patterns to recognize?
>>98651583Happy bigotting, anon. Don't shy away from the term.>>98651653That's called lying. Which he wasn't.
>>98650109>Can you just not be bigots, please?No.
>>98650109Why can't you be more biggoted?
>>98650807>It's okay as long as you're even more crazy than she is.I'll be the dumpster for her fire
>>98650109>t. Ranny
>>98650117So you don't play any tabletop games.
>>98648383>There was girl in my old Pathfinder group but she was literally, seriously insane.Don't threat men's despair with good time
Call it lads, crazy woman gf or tranny gf?
>>98654354>ORI have met 5 trans women in my life and 4 of them had severe mental/emotional issues. The fifth I've never managed to get to know properly, so I also don't rule out there being something wrong with her. I'm not going to open the can of worms of whether being trans is the cause, effect or both, but trannies come with being crazy pre-packaged
>>98654564>her
There's girls that play in my local scene that are really cute but they're all rich girls so getting with them is a long shot
>>98650109can you just dilate? for like 5 hours
>>98654336She was nightmare to deal with. And I wasn't even dating her.
>>98651317the post-modern definition, as you call it, is the only one that actually ever gets used anon, stop pretending like you don't know this
>>98656434I've only ever encountered the word in the modern context to imply "immoral", never as "untrue". It's in the same boat as all the other ones, like racist, sexist, anti-semite, etc.When they say that you're wrong for being a racist or whatever, they mean it morally, not factually. Everyone knows the races are different. You're just not supposed to act on that knowledge.
>>98656523Statistically as a man you're more likely to commit murder than a woman. So it's okay to call you a murderer right?
>>98656689You can call me whatever you like, anon. But let's steelman your post:>Should women act on the knowledge that men are bigger, stronger, more violent and more crime-prone than women?Yes. And they very obviously do.
>>98654564>only troonsGrim. >>98656689>So it's okay to call you a murderer right?Hell yeah! That's fucking sick
>>98654354>Call it lads, crazy tranny gf or crazy tranny gf?
>>98656523>I've only ever encountered the word in the modern context to imply "immoral", never as "untrue".Then you weren't paying attention. They always mean both.
>>98657797>Then you weren't paying attention.I'll be honest, that is possible. I do tend to start daydreaming whenever people start moralfagging in newspeak.Or maybe we just live in different necks of the woods.
Women only play vanilla dnd5e and it is usually milktoast vanilla rp discussions. Just become gay at this point
>>98656004What do they actually play though?
>>98648181What an unpleasant face.
Either you give women the ick or you don't, there's people who will just never understand that and it is sad, but it is what it is. No amount of dnd or tabletop will change that core piece of intelligence/empathy missing inside of them. People who have dated and gotten married normally over the years will know what I mean, those coworkers who are both retards and perpetually never engaged in romantic relationships not out of choice, simply because you know something is off about them and so do women even more so. Just indescribable to these guys because they are missing something key to making them a candidate to even get close to passing on their genetics.
>>98658106It's fucking grim being inhuman and watching everyone around you strolling through life naturally. Sometimes I wish I could just scoop out the part of my brain that makes me not want to be lonely.
I've joined group recently, and ther is this beautiful older woman at the table. I can't get her out of my head, but I also don't want to jeopardize being able to play every two weeks.
>>98648323There are girls who play D&D but 100% of them are there to supervise their boyfriend and have no real interest in it.
>>98656752Well you're insane for being okay with everyone labeling you with every statistically accurate label possible. But you're consistent at least, so more power to you mister school shooter rapist pedophile.
>>98658001I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.
>>98662828>>98648323Is it just me but almost all the parties I played in had at least one woman. Not even of the turbonerd variety, most were normal people from all walks of life.They had the same spectrum of dysfunctions that your typical pnp player has (murderhobo, that girl, flaky person)>>98648340Tbh, this is an unversal female thing, women tend to hide their powerlevel very well.
>>98651075>>98651878no woman wears a crazy sign on her forehead. If you want to find a crazy woman, find one who is either:constantly telling sob stories about how she's a victim and everyone's evil to her, or one who's constantly fighting for her own justice and talking about the time she was clearly in the right and gave someone a piece of her mind
>>98664132I want crazy breaks into my house to cut off my hair while I sleep, not crazy I am a stupid annoying karen that calls the cops on everyone
>>98662952>you're insane for being okay with everyone labeling youa) You're not "everyone".b) Why should I care what you label me? Be specific.>more power to youExactly.Now, do you NOT think that women ought to behave differently around strange men than strange women? If no, is this because you're a strange man that would like easier access to women?
>>98664132Not necessarily "crazy" per se, but these are good red flags regardless.
>>98662952calling you a murderer because some other people in your demographic are murderers is not statistically accurate
>>98665160A woman being crazy is less a matter of quality and more a matter of time.
>>98664106it's almost as if women are just like people or something
>>98656109>can you just dilate? With a live hand grenade?FTFY king
>>98665765dude, fedora tipping is for reddit. Nobody's going to updoot your milquetoast virtue signaling
>>98665789but you had such a nice discovery, it would be a shame not to comment on it
>>98665765If by people you mean hominids, yes. If you mean "similar to straight white males", then no.>>98665452kekJust fuck 'em real good, get them pregnant ASAP, keep their diets healthy and keep them off all the pharmaslop and the social media and you'll be fine bros.
>>98666032>Just fuck 'em real good, get them pregnant ASAP, keep their diets healthy and keep them off all the pharmaslop and the social media and you'll be fine bros.As someone who really fucking tried to do that I can attest that it's far harder than it already sounds. It is in fact so hard and it requires so much time and resources that only a die-hard romantic would ever consider it a worthwhile effort. And they will still fail 9 times out of 10.
>>98666099>only a die-hard romanticOh no, I would never do all that shit for HER sake. I do that for my forefathers and my progeny's sake.If you want the immortality that only strong healthy sons provide, you have to tard-wrangle one or more women. It is what it is.Still, I'm sorry to hear about your predicament. There's a new one turning [legal age of consent in your jurisdiction] every day though.
>>98666112Spitting words of wisdom like it's nothing on the pretend-elf board. Kudos.
The first D&D group I ever knew was three girls in highschool. I never played with them though because I didn't get Interested in D&D until a few years later.
>>98666120Providential, given the original mythological meaning of the elves. Cheers.
>>98649487Look at the bottom left corner of the image.
>>98649449> noooo why did they delete my troon thread Based mods removing trash threads like yours, /pol/ is the other way
>>98648181Thanks for the OP image OP, I have rubbed out several to this woman's videos since you posted it.
>>98648181>want to meet girls who into itNo, you really don't, they are the worst kind of millennial quirk chungus brats
>>98648181>tattoosinto the trash it goes
>>98674254She kinda looks worth it
>>98675800yeah ignore the incels iit. shes a bad bitch
