Why is D&D so gay?
>>98662679how can you tell that he is gay?
>>98662738how can you tell that's a guy?
>>98662679DnDogshit is not an rpg
>>98662749Said by someone not a tabletop games player.
>>98662679They wanted to make sure you felt represented.
>>98662748because he's asian and asian guys struggle to look half as masculine as that. So it's an asian power male fantasy.
>>98662749that's not a word anyone besides you uses. it's not going to catch on. Everyone knows it's you.
>>98662679Signalling allegiance for payola is more important than making a game. Also acts as a good shield against criticism, if you take D&D to task they just accuse you of hating faggots.
>>98662679Pretty sure its a zoomer thing that due to constant social media exposure they are no longer able to identify with anything that doesnt look just like them and the world they inhabit or the influencers that dictate their every thought. So D&D has had an art style shift to reflect a fantasy world if it were inhabited by instagram creators.Wait for gen alphas version, it will be a single picture of a brocolli haired elf with no writing in the book.
>>98663293This, sadly. And don't forget the gen A brainrot. They believe history is what they wish it was. So you as DM try to compose a game World and your Gen A will say it's racist for humans and dwarves to have a dispute over a mithral mine because no one asked the orcs. Sheeiittt.
>>98662679Have you tried not playing Dildos and Dragqueens?
>>98662912Well, you do hate faggots, don't you?
>>98663326OP like you never played any tabletop games because of a lack of a brain.
>>98663401Reread my post. I know I'm asking a lot from a retard like you.
>>98663430I read your retarded post, retard. Those who play tabletop games can chose what their games have in it.
>>98663328I mean sure, but that's because they're annoying and spread VD, not because they suck dick.
Zesty doesn't necessarily mean gay.
>>98662679You know why. You made this thread anyway. Go do something productive. Posting (old) inflammatory shit for updoots on an anonymous forum is miserable.
>>98662912>payolaI just looked this up and is exactly what DnD is lmao.
>>98663328I love faggots but hate DnD. What now?
>>98662679I personally did not gatekeep it hard enough & now its gone to D&Dogshit
>>98663801Maybe rather than trying to gatekeep a hobby that you can't gatekeep you should tried playing something.
>>98663945I play a huge list of games from 1980s to now. Im not sure how you came to that conclusion but maybe stop sucking dick so hard okay buddy?
>>98663959You say yet. You sound like a retarded 12 year old faggot who played zero games.
>>98662679>nerds complain that women wont play their nerdgame>company makes their nerdgame appeal to women>nerds complain about company making nerdgame gay
>>98663430Did you just admit you were OP after replying to your own post?
>>98664051You are welcome to sit at my table & see.
>>98662679You need to stop being afraid of being perceived as gay. Men used to burn down countries full of foreigners so they could wear fancier silk outfits. Theater was a unifying social activity for your ancestors. Song and poetry used to be some of the main past-times of even the most working class of men. You've been psyopped in to associating any creative self expression with homosexuality in a play to cause you to willingly divest yourself of traditional modes of entertainment so that you can be sold media. Your great great grandfather had a head full of folk songs and he wasn't gay because you're here inflicting yourself on us.Embrace traditional masculinity and go learn some ballads.
>>98664188Flamboyancy isnt the same as gay shit. D&Dogshit isnt flamboyant. Its straight up gay. They had a gay little art piece of gay fags getting married or whatever & they even had a little faggot beholder in support of the gay faggotry. Beholder are supposed to be super racists even amongst themselves.
>>98664430Or maybe you are just flamboyant gay retard nogames.
>>98664449No I play games. You can come to my table if you want
>>98664694If you by games you mean breaking into homes to poke sleeping men in the balls then yes you play games.
>>98664710Why are you so desperate anon? Its pathetic
Where the fuck is brapperoni poster when you need him
>>98664430>D&Dogshit isnt flamboyant. Its straight up gay. They had a gay little art piece of gay fags getting married or whateverK but that wasn't the evidence presented, was it? The OP image is only gay if Prince was gay.
>>98662749He didn't say it was an rpg, he said it was homosexual. Do you have astigmatism or something anon?
>>98663293>>98663312It is not just reading. It's everything
>>98662679because you touch yourself at night
>>98663326Do you never hang shit on things you dont play? Half the joy of being a fan of something is making fun of paralels.Eg. Soccer>rugby, star wars>star trek, heterosexuals>you.
>>98663569Vampire the Masquerade is two blocks down.
D&D 2024 won Chuds!Everyone is on D&D Beyond-you-grogs.Sigil!
>>98662679He's cute.
>>98662679it's for retarded theater kids
>>98665037This seems more of a cough thing than a cultural or genetic thing.
>>98663312>your Gen A will say it's racist for humans and dwarves to have a dispute over a mithral mine because no one asked the orcs.As a teacher I can assure you their generation is far more casually racist than mine was.
>>98664944How are you conflating Prince, the notorious poonhound, with the gay faggot in the OP? Are you retarded or something?
>>98662679because sitting around with your friends pretending to be a wizard on an adventure is, inherently, gay
>>98666010Not going to lie, as someone who has never listened to prince and whose only knowledge of him is from pictures in guitar magazines. I would have bet my house on him being gay.
>>98671237Isn't Prince notoriously homophobic?
>>98662679The only LGS in my area now is in a dying mall. They host DnD and have it to where you can rent tables. Every single time I’ve looked into it, it’s been nothing but theater kids and browns.
>>98675849>Every single time I’ve looked into it, it’s been nothing but theater kids and browns.The key WOTC demographic.
What are the 2014-onward D&D settings that are worth a read? I've heard Ravenloft: the Horrors Within wasn't that bad but I wonder if it's true and if it's only this one book.
>>98662679People didn't gatekeep and commie queers loves taking over small groups and claim they started it
>>98675911Ravenloft and Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden
>>98664710Weird way to say that he's a gigachad, but ok.
>>98675180Not especially more homophobic than any other man his age. He said something about how the lyric, "your ass is mine" in a Michael Jackson song was gay
>>98662679Wizards of the Coast is based in Seattle. It'll be gay as shit until it's taken out of a commie cesspool.
>>98662738No doghouse.
>>98662679Audience capture by theatrekids. People talk about a lot of this stuff being because of more general idpol stuff but this specific kind of faggy performative, histrionic, "everything is like freshman college" shit is very clearly specific to a theatrekid mentality. DnD appeals quite specifically to theatrekids because its not deep but allows them to do their little performances with their bad improv.
>>98662738This
>>98679630You could ask this Redditor (and I completely believe this is real, it's mundane by Reddit standards) *WHY* they want to play a cripple. They would lie and mumble something about "it's cool... oppression... nazis... fascism" but what it's really about is being a vanilla, below-average white faggot whose greatest fantasy is claiming victim points.
>>98662679I told them to do it.I control all of these things, and when you guys start posting too much about boring shit like trannies, I make D&D 5% more gay each time.
