High Elf EditionLast thread >>98620013Discuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: How much attitude should elves have?
TQ: Elves should be arrogant, haughty and aloof.
Bog standard faceless elf female x bog standard faceless human maleBog standard faceless elf male x bog standard faceless human femaleI self insert as all 4 parties in this at the same time
>>98673107Elves should be cute servile toy makers.
Last thread's count:Male and female elf: 9Male elf: 58 (male elf, female human: 1)Female elf: 57 (slop: 3; female elf, male human: 3)For the first time, the goondroids have lost! But it was very close.
HMEF - cringe blackedslopHFEM - based, cute and canon
>>98673191based elf gender tracker
>>98673179And I think elves and dwarves should be good friends.
>>98673291>dwarf has pointy ears Grudge.
>>98673301Well, maybe she is half-dwarf half-elf, OK???
>>98673291too tall for standing cunnilingusor not tall enough
>>98673116I prefer elves that heroically defend the realm from evil.
>>98673116>>98673540And I like my elves slutty and weak to penis.And the best part is, none of those features is mutually exclusive.
>>98673540Are Hylians elves?
>>98673677It would be fucking sad if they weren't.
>>98673116>>98673250>>98673291So sloppy from the start.
Me? I'm now into Metzen-Samwise-esque chad/amazon stacy elves
>>98673540Hylians aren't elves, for the fucking quadrillionth time. If you spastic retards don't stop posting this retarded shit I will be forced to post pictures of Zelda with a truly enormous rear end.
>>98673107Just enough to be tsundere towards humans
>>98673677No, they are humans. This is reinforced time and time and time again in the lore.
>>98673641Based gooner>>98674109>>98674205Elves are human in D&D and Middle Earth. In most settings in fact. Do you guys not understand how species and races work?
>>98675033>ears like 90° >hugeBitch is part goblin.
>>98673116>puckeeslop
>>98675051The forbidden race mix.
>>98673116Flay puckee
>>98676019>Arri isn't in her Avernus war criminal modeOne job.>b-but the facepaint-Not murderous enough!
>>98673677Yes
>>98676209Princess, it's not even a choice.
>>98676139Actually those dots on her face are her own forest "this totally works against demons" superstition pushed on her by her Uncle's crazy wife. Funny thing: during the campaign, every time she was without her dotty facepaint while in hell, TERRIBLE rolls happened
Night elves should be in better games than warcraft slop
>>98677188Nope. They are exactly where they should be.
This is why you don't hang out with humans.
>>98673116>puckee aka redditor pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1qbz73q/artcommcelevor_arazumin_high_elf_wizard/https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/7f6C4j3cB_L66wWXBcgrAw/https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/9t2voyAG5jw6KFBdbaiBNw/>posted combined 18 times since January 2026
>>98673116Yes. It makes all interactions more fun. Especially if the DM is subtle about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A
>>98673107Elves are great sailors
>>98678661Sea elves is that one concept I absolutely adore (and very Tolkienesque), but unfortunately often gets lost when other settings push them into the niche of woodland niggers.
>>98677607I don't see a night elf girl in my bed so how can that be true hmmm? Explain that liberals
>>98678661do elves favor speed, protection or firepower for their warships?
>>98679191I would say firepower. Their ships are okay in speed and protection but are covered in cannons and guns to keep the enemy as far away as possible.
>>98679191Why not all?
>>98673107TQ: elves should always have attitude, but generally make it unintentional. I really like elves that try to do the right thing and rally the other races but are arrogant by accident by virtue of their civilizational achievements. The sort of dad race to a teenage humanity. Elves showing up in large numbers should be a dad's home moment, for good or bad depending on what's going on. I guess that'd make dwarves the mom race with more gentle guidance.
>>98679191Speed and stealth. Elves are convoy raiders
>>98679710You're thinking of dark elves.
>>98679629Dwarves are the uncle who shows up to family reunions, gets stone drunk, starts telling stories that sound vaguely like he might have been in the Klan, and passes out on the couch for the rest of the night before finishing them.
>>98678661>>98678669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFWs3pm5pBE
>>98680027>this entire postI miss you uncle Gary.
>>98677188>he says as he posts demeaning content of the most dignified race on azerothI don't think you revere the Children of Elune for the right reasons.
>>98680103what's demeaning about a wholesome domestic scene?
>>98679964Yes but there is a nuance
Guess I will be counting ships this time.
>>98682482Glorious dark elven ships at that
>>98679191Elven BattlecruisersDwarven Dreadnoughts
>>98679710>>98682466>dark elves have a genuinely advanced stealthy commerce raiding capability (aka submarines) >but they also like they "have" to have a small fleet of capital ships to be taken seriously, despite that it doesn't really match their strategy or is an actual challenge to larger fleets of capital shipsI like Kriegsmarine dark elves
>>98682589>>98682790Alright /tg/, time for some OC autismName this Drowmarine Admiral!
>>98683547Nimitz
>>98683547Admiral Ranaril Darkwater.
>>98683593>Darkwaterooh I like that
>>98683547How many war crimes is he responsible for?
>>98683593>>98683637>>98683667Aight and is he surface fleet admiral or U-boat admiral?
>>98683667He's currently being investigated for not firing on a wood elf merchant ship
>>98683571Wish I'd thought of Nimizzt Do'Urden first, but I ruined it
>>98683696Don't worry, maybe we can come up with a whole Dark Elven raiding fleet command structure
>>9868373299% of /tg/ can't read that, anon.Based
>>98682790>capital ships + submarines>submarine capital shipsbruhBRUHAlso, little burst of inspiration:>pirate elves vs trader guild elves vs free trader elves>aka dark, high, and wood elves respectively>first culls the weak and venerates glorious combat, menacing submarine and low-sitting dreadnaught designs>second keeps traditions alive and fosters cooperation, big arcane engine+sail monohull ships>and last strikes out in new directions, pursuing personal fulfilment over stuffy guild politics, exotic designs ranging from multi-hull setups, to hydrofoils
>>98683744Good. Gatekeep.
>>98683732>tfw the late King's court wizard just offed himself and now you have to negotiate peace with the h*man kingdoms so your people aren't all stuck being enslaved by orcs
>>98684200>tfw the late King's court wizard just offed himselfkek
>>98683547DröwnitzLolthjensCaan'rizSzheerTir'pitzz>>98683667by WW2 standards the only things that could really get you in trouble as a naval commander is actively killing POWs and survivors in the water.
>look at thread>nothing of note>leave
>thread starts producing OC>a demoralization glowie instantly shows up to shit up the thread
>>98684559These are funny, I like them.
>>98684559This is a wonderful painting.
>dark elves have submarine commerce raiders and a small prestige surface fleet>high elves have a huge surface navy widely spread out to maintain communications within their empireJust need to know what the wood elves, sea elves, grey elves and chocolate elves use
>>98686740> sea elvesThey're landlocked
High Elves are the only ones with aircraft carriers.They are, in fact, the only ones with those and will not stop reminding the other elves how cool that is.
>>98686744>grand admiral Elfhrtý, regent in the republic of SeelfiaI love it.
>>98686751Makes sense>>98686744>>98686988KEKThey also have the biggest naval history museums compared to other nations>>98686740>wood elvesThey get profit by running trade of the countries in war through neutral prots and are known to buy ship parts from other races and make some unholy but functional amalgams >dark elven hulls>high elven guns with gnome barrels and halfling rangefinders>human boilers on dwarven engines>weird ork rocket tech for asw>halfling radars>gnome scout planes and sonar
>>98687172>wood elves have the Georgios AverofA daring choice
Living the dream.
>>98688585elves should be slim
No (You)s for a slop poster.
>>98688585Elves should be phat
>>98673301Yes
>>98688585FatElfTits
Which way, elf man?
>>98689329>Aeldari
>>98689454Was just about to say.
>>98673923 >>98675300 >>98676019 >>98677930Go away. You're doing more harm to this board than your bloody axewound makes you think the art is.>>98673184Those are gnomes by another name.
>3DPD
>Not posting elves
>>98689127>draw short elf>call it a dwarf>>98689489Do not disrespect classic elves human!
>>98690165>sloppa>brownies
>>98686740>chocolate elvesthey actually have a pretty well rounded and powerful fleet, but timid and factious leadership that means they don't use it as well as they should. They're also world leading in naval special forces
>>98689489Kys redditor defender
Naval elves > fat elves > noldorspam
>>98690705Ohnyo the autogynophiliacs from discord are mad!
>>98690780The goonoids will never post naval elves.
>>98690790Ahem >>98690577
>>98690813No, some anime bitch with pointy ears doing some snorkeling doesn't count.
>>98690824>it doesn't count!Sad.
>>98690842Post her ship.
>>98690844
>>98690859Here, fixed that for you.
>>98690888Perfect
>>98690790Agenda fags will never feel the satisfaction of being a well adjusted adult.
>>98690888kek
>>98676209Imma let you finish but Chicken Lady is the best waifu
>>98690790 Must be hard being wrong all the time.
How did this happen?
>>98690780>naval elveswe call them dark elves, at least in warhammer they're piratesin 40k they're space pirates, in addition to the actual space pirate elvesit is strange how you never see wood elves on shipbut you'd expect sea elves to be more common in seafaring professions, like they probably eat a lot of fish>rhis reminds me how I once drew a fictious city for Forgotten Realms, set in a huge grotto for drow pirates to settle because it is cave like it is mostly dark and protected, with it mainly being Vhaeraun whorshippers>maybe some day I'll actually do something with it
>>98691851The voters were probably confused since the vote was written in Quenya.They meant to vote high elf.
>>98691884It's always very stupid when wood elves don't dare to lay their hands on some poor trees.They should be the best wood carvers, the best carpenters, the best woodworkers. That doesn't mean that they hate trees, quite the contrary. It's a very city-folk point of view that if you love plants/animals, then you would use them as material, as livestock.They can't just all magically grow their arrows, spears, furniture, planks out of the ground because the forest loves them so much. This may work for this or that very high-fantasy, almost fairy-tale-like setting. But not for something more grounded.For that reason, they should also be great at making boats, but if they actually have a seafaring tradition, that depends on if they are near a coast or not.
Have a scribble of cute redneck elf to wash your eyes of ai whores
>>98698559I have HIV
>>98691170For me it's this vender in OoT and MM
What are some good stories and art of human men getting cucked and humiliated by elven chads?
>>98699030You should write an autobiography, except you replace the word "Chad" with "elf"
>>98698559She needs bigger breasts
>>98699030wat
>>98699012God I hate gooners so fucking much, be they male or female.
wholesome, loyal and devoted dark elf wife
>>98691170>>98698754I wonder how ugly they will look in the new artstyle.
>>98699149If you killed yourself, that would show them how serious you are about your hatred.
>>98700680I think the character models look fine, the lighting is very shit though. Kinda Unreal slop lighting.
>>98700680Absolutely disgusting.
>>98701153Orcs and goblins are synonymous. And like this dwarf aren't elves.
Why never a dwarf thread?
>>98701748They get way too pissy about deviations.
>>98701748Same with gnome, halfling threads. Nobody likes to play short people.
>>98701228that's a EMOF half-elf offspring actually
>>98702472Can you draw these two fucking?
>>98702472My halfling cleric was a lot of fun. The gnome, not so much.
>>98702528Nah.>a Dwarven woman, taking advantage of stereotypes, infiltrates an elven settlement as a spyWould make a neat story.
>>98699012This is ok because it makes sense that human women would crave Eldar men and men have lower standarda than women. And it's a superior race is conquering the women of a lesser one, so it's based.The inverse incel self-insert fantasy however is pathetic.
>>98701748They sure existed, especially when we had constant at least three stupid horny no-games elf threads in the catalog at any given time which is the case right now, so fuck meUsually chill threads talking about cool dwarf stuff, holds and their economics and logistics, campaign ideas and such, and weren't entirely revolving around sexualizing their women (shortstack-fags still tried).
>>98702531Yeah I can, but I won't. Even if you pay me.>>98702566When?
>>98701748it almost as if randomly discussing specific fantasy races in any system with just throwing in whatever is on (Your) mind isn't something that generally interests peoplethe elf threads are almost only image dumps and memes as well, if people weren't horny for them, elf threads wouldn't be as frequent either
We get constant elf threads because you neither need to know what an elf nor a traditional game is to masturbate to conventionally attractive women that just so happen to have pointy ears.
>>98702570Aside from Dungeon Meshi are there any asian IPs that have proper dwarves? In the one that pic is from I'm pretty sure the only difference between the elf and the dwarf is hair color. Not even a height difference.
>>98703960>proper dwarvesIgnoring Queen's Blade (the dwarf men look like Snow White's dwarves), dwarves were already very closely tied to elves as either the dark elves themselves being dwarves or also being so human that Sigurd could pass off as a dwarf.Tolkien and GW don't have a monopoly on them.But you're probably looking for Dragon's Crown dwarves.
>>98703960Yes, plentyEven the ur-jap fantasy series has a "proper" dwarf
>>98702570>>98703960Actually, I wish the shitters that are into this crap had their Dwarffag schizo that would relentlessly target them the way Noldorfag targets even comparably much more benign elf gooners.
Lol.Lmao.
>>98706063talking about the slave harem slop, by the way
>>98704017>Tolkien invented stunty dwarves
>>98706459
>>98706459Don't put words in people's mouths anon.
>>98706554>dwarves were already very closely tied to elves>also being so human that Sigurd could pass off as a dwarf.>Tolkien and GW don't have a monopoly on them.The implication was clearly Tolkien and GW were responsible for dwarves that were physically dissimilar to elves and men. The reality is that mythical dwarves have been depicted as short bearded dudes, clearly different from normal men, for hundreds of years before Tolkien wrote The Hobbit.
>>98706612>The implication was clearly Tolkien and GW were responsible for dwarves that were physically dissimilar to elves and menNo, the implication is that to ask people to be beholden to that general look for dwarves is stupid.
>>98706612>Tolkien seething out of nowhere
>>98706620Quiet, stunty.
>>98706625Elves were also stunty until fairly recently so I don't think it's a uniquely dwarven thing either
For example, these Christmas elves I found on Google.
And they also look like what you'd call fairies today. Very stunty creatures or like insect small.
>>98706672>>98706651Fairies and tomtar are welcome in the elfnostate
Can we lewd elves here?
>>98709070No.
>>98709070not really our vibe
>>98709051your Menzoberranzan is in another setting, my dude
>>98709082>>98709085Looks like everything I learned about elves is wrong. :(
>>98709070we only love and respect elves here
>>98709070yes if they wear full armor
Since we talked about naval elves.
I'll finally be able to play Kingdom Under Fire Circle of Doom.Shame KUF2 is unplayable.
>>98716241>>98716277I don't get how can anyone see these armor designs and think "oh cool!" I fucking hate WoW aesthetics so much...
>>98709070
>>98716461I agree, they should undress
>>98709070Only if you're gameless scum dedicated to destroying the board.
What do we do now for the remaining 90 posts?
>>98716313Absolutely inexcusable that they whitewashed the dark elves in KuF 2. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>98718479Talk about traditional games.
>>98718479Contemplate the final solution to the human question.Do we really need those round ears around anyway?
