How do we make drow real
>>98698496Find a cosplayer gf?
>>98698496Gaining momentum while falling off a very tall structure
>>98698503no, i mean. as a race.
Have you ever thought>damn, maybe I should check the catalog first to see if there already is a stupid no-games fapbait slop elf threadAnd then not pressed the post button?
>>98698496I too have been known to vaguepost sometimes.
>>98698496>drowthat is a shadow elf (mystara) if anything, drow are black as coal
>>98698659link to the other slop elf thread??
>>98698496eat silver then kill yourself
>>98698804generations of breeding with surface men has created a wide variety of drow skin colors
>>98699365drow are black as coal and racist to the extreme
>>98698496this is exactly like the mystaran shadow elves in their early descriptions
>>98702623this has been deboonked
>>98702712complete bs, they are black as coal and the only reason the skin color changed was because printing solid black would cost more and then it got out of hand and now they are WHATEVER SKIN COLOR.
>>98702712>deboonkeddrow (the your know DARK elves - the scum of the underdark) in the game were originally described with skin as black as coal, and that this depiction was later changed to include lighter greys, purples, and other tones. The change happened gradually over several editions and was driven by a mix of practical printing limitations (nobody wanted to print solid black dudes) and other excuses that distorted the villainous race from black dark elves to a bunch of early shadow elves but now named drow.Gygax’s own words: He described them simply as “black skinned and pale haired,” with no mention of grey or any other skin tone. This is widely cited as the foundational description of the race.“Black Elves,” and later Monstrous Manual entries stated plainly that “Drow have black skin and pale, usually white hair” as this is actual myth and folkloreGreyhawk and Forgotten Realms settings, early canon held that all drow had black skin and white or silver hair. The Forgotten Realms wiki notes that their skin was described as “jet-black” or “obsidian” AS BLACK AS THE NIGHT ITSELF MR MAYOR....This original “coal-black” or “jet-black” skin was often intended to be a visible mark of a divine curse, tying their dark skin directly to their evil nature in the lore of the time, as in the ACTUAL DARK ELF LORE.and its that simple.
>>98698496actual dark elf proper depiction1990 WG12: Vale of the Magem female dark elf named Tysiln San by Roger Lovelesshttps://www.greyhawkonline.com/greyhawkwiki/Tysiln_San
>>98698496>How do we make drow realyou find early descriptions and depictions of mystaran shadow elves attractive, not dark elves which are BLACK AS COAL
>>98698496once knew a part native part white goth chick who had weird almost grey skin in the right lighting, so id imagine something like that would be a good start, then some kinda weird albinism that only effects how hair and eyes express pigments?
>>98702798>almost grey skinArgyria is a rare condition that causes the skin to turn a permanent blue-gray or gray color due to the buildup of silver in the body
>>98702767>>98702778you both acknowledge that drow have skin colors other than #000000, there's no disagreement here.
>>98702816>have skin colorthey only have black as coal skin color, any depiction diverging from it was to save money on printing solid black and because it was a problem to print solid black and combine it with the imagery around it sometimes. black as coal, not purple or silver or anything else whatsoever
>>98702816these are not drow they are ugly african humans that look like crap and even of a much lesser quality than everything else depicted in the image, whatever bullshit the artists was thinking - he can shove it up his ass.
>>98702816black as coal - their only skin color.
>>98702816as a necrophile ive always loved when they get depicted looking like corpses
>>98702816all posts agree that their skin is BLACK AS COAL and when its not they are not drow but bullshit art, busllhit descriptions or in effect shadow elves in their early descriptions and nothing more. Even their oversized ears are like those of shadow elves form mystara.
>>98702798thanks for taking the thread seriously
>>98702825>>98702833>>98702837>>98702839>>98702844uh oh, big melty
I like my drow ash-green
From a purely logistical standpoint, would it be easier to breed humans into a race of coal black drow or a race of ashy grey/blue/green/purple drow? Assume you have unlimited time and funds for the project, but faster and fewer resources used = better.
>>98698496For the drow to exist in real life you would need only the most attractive tall black women but they would need to be bred with actual humans, so white men, which would lose the darkness of their skin over time. Black with black just makes the sexual dimorphism disappear until they go back to looking like aborigines
>>98702825It's quite simple>BrownDark Elves who in Forgotten Realms lore were once known as the Ilythiir, before losing the Crown Wars and being subject to the Curse of Corellon>DrowCursed elves driven to the Underdark after the Crown Wars, evil, obsidian black, cunning and amusingly short, they're known to traffic slaves and fuck demons>Grey DrowEither vile half-bloods, immediately killed by Drow and scorned by surface elves, or Drow who have become traitors to the Dark Seldarine and now worship that whore Eilistraee>Pale DrowSzarkai, Drow mutants who are sent to the surface as spies, they are snow-skinned or rarer, blue, and are some of the most evil among their kin, beyond that of even normal Drow
>>98703265why me? I just think corpse girls are hot
>>98703424Sadly it would be impossible to find men willing to take on this brave task.
>>98698496Cosmetic gene editing isn't here yet. But it will be one day and we will not be ready.But at least real drow looking ladies will be possible.
>>98705906What do you mean?
>"Drow">some fucking purple retardDrow are pitch black.
>>98698496>How do we make drow realthe elf you depict is a shadow elf from the mystara arcade games if anything or a just a shadow elf - it does not even look like a half-drow elf. the most anime of all elves in dnd are the shadow elves from mystara, pale white (they have different skin colors in the arcade games) and longer ears than any other elf. hottest dnd elves; shadow elves of mystara from the arcade or the tabletopblack as coal skin elves; drow elveswhat they did is use the shadow elf looks from tabletop and arcade and applied them on the drow as black as coal skin is not as attractive and drow as sadistic evil assholes and cunts.
>>98698804I imagine shadow elf guys as very pale, like mole rats. It makes no sense for underground creatures to be dark-skinned.
>>98703584Modern players saw the Dumner and retconned Drow as being blueish/purpleish. Dunmer are nothing like the Drow, but their colors are easier to draw and they're nicer to look at.
>>98713695>It makes no sense for underground creatures to be dark-skinned.yeah, drow got the curse so they became coal black skinned but at the same time they have darkvision and are black themselves so its an advantage.
>>98698496shadow elves are show long they can be used as handles, a unique racial trait that helps in some things....
>>98714053>showso
>>98698496I guess we could breed Eastern African, the Ethopian types with Scandinavians to accentuate Germanic facial features, while also having dark black skin.
>>98698496https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Fugates
>>98702816I really hate them being depicted as brown. They are supposed to have purple or blue skin that is very dark. ACTUAL black but with purple as the hue not brown. Fucking idiot ass racist incel OSR art. I mean that unironically and as a big fan of most OSR art.
I really love brown dark elves
>>98698496We first have to find Elves, probably beneath the ice sheets of Neu Swabia where they have been mating with the remnants of the SS since 1945. Operation Highjump was a failed attempt to penetrate into the Agarthan network, the Elves wiped out the first wave of Marines we sent with sonic weaponry, now we can't even get close. Anduril is currently researching methods to penetrate this barrier, so it's possible that we'll be able to get submarines close enough to actually talk to the Elves instead of just dying soon. Negotiations will probably have to be had in German as somehow the Nazis convinced these guys to let them in without a fight.Once we find the Elves, I imagine we'll just have to ask them if they've got any niggers laying around and offer to take them off their hands.
>>98703278Based, L2 drows are best drows
