parry melee attacks
Yeah?Describe it in mechanical terms.
>>98708222Rolled a 15.
>>98708222Charisma bonus to AC.
>>98708350That's constitution.
>>98708330Fuck off zoom zoom
>>98708361I would dare say it counts as natural armor
>>98708514
HAHA EPIC BEWBSSO FUNNY XD
ever since she started "hanging out" with these e-whores and vtuber whores she started drawing more and more lewder stuff. Is she just doing it to get the approval of her mindrotten group of harpies?
>>98708207Hello, I love breasts.
pippa sucksWilly should suck my willy
>>98708565We're very proud of you for coming out
>>98708577>she
>>98708657Isnt she an actual real woman? Please anon, don't do this to me... I thought she was french or something
>>98708661She's supposed to be from the philippines or something, didn't really check
Holy cr*p, bewbs on a blue board?! Ok, 4chan is straight up changing the posting meta brah XD
>>98708689Newfag, lewdposting was the foundation of this and every other board
>>98708330There is no porn.
>>98708661There's at least like a couple of videos with presumably the real voice, I think I saw once a picture of posting hands but it's not conclusive evidence anyways, but the only truth is that centurii is another SEAmonkey
>>98708207You can do this in GURPS>bulletproof nudity gives a bonus to your defenses based on how lewd your character is>handcatch parry technique allows you to make a parry without using your hands by making use of your muscles or "rolls of fat" and what are boobs if not fat?
>>98708207I like boobs.Anyways I found this funnier than the usual "the joke is sex" memes I see all the time. I think extra "layer" of the big breasts actually parrying and disarming the attacker. Now I need to remember this for my setting if I ever remember to remember and host a lewd TTRPG over Discord or tabletop simulator or both.
>>98709666Got PDFs to cite this? I need proof this is possible.I've seen GURPS stuff like pic related. But I'm not sure how good GURPS really is.
>>98709689Here you goFirst is from GURPS Basic Set 412Second is from GURPS Martial Arts 50
>>98708896Yeesh, the f-slur, really? Let's just calm down
>>987099929/10
>>98709689>But I'm not sure how good GURPS really is.GURPS is generally as good as you make it to be. It's more a toolbox than a proper system, so you basically have to assemble what works for you like it's a fucking lego build. And that shit's so daunting and autistic that most people never bother.
>>98709992retarded nigger faggot.
>>98709689It's trash.
>>98709689>>98710079>toolboxWell if you just want to play some action movies or dungeon crawling, the "tools" have already been assembled>GURPS Action series (For action movie inspired campaigns)>GURPS Dungeon Fantasy RPG (For when you are tired of D&D but not tired of dungeon crawling)>GURPS Monster Hunter (Vampires and Werewolves not Rathalos and Nargacugas, think Blade or Buffy)>GURPS After the End (For Post apoc campaigns like Mad Max or Fallout)These are all pre-assembled for you, you don't have to fiddle.People who think it's too complex of who say it's trash only know GURPS from the memes about 3rd edition or niche pyramid articles. Imagine claiming all of D&D is trash because once there was a dragon magazine article about drow orgasming while pregnant, that is what the average GURPS hater does.
>>98709992Anon. I'm hoping you're pretending to be the stereotypical Plebbitorfag. Please just say you are pretending.>>98709752>>98710079Thanks guys.>>98710125If it is trash then is it at least better than 5e community and mechanics wise? And what would be better "universal systems" instead of GURPs then?
>>98708207Where nature did not provide, technological ingenuity has to substitute.Admittedly, the difference between "natural" defense and bonuses armour or other gear isn't always very intuitive.
>>98708330>>98708565>>98708689these same people who shit their pants the second they see anything sexual also complain about "woke" btw
>>98711089>these same people who shit their pants the second they see anything sexual also complain about "woke" btwThey do that because the OP is lesbian sexual and they've become too retarded and think lesbian porn = wokebut if it was just regular straight woman boobs the other side would be the ones bitchingHorseshoe
>>98708207Poor Pippa...
>>98710141Anon, I suggest you post an average Monster Hunter character sheet and try to sell people on how it's TOTALLY not hilariously granular and complex.Heck, figuring out how to run GURPS is only half the effort. Getting a group of players who can actually play GURPS without needing a fresh tutorial every fucking session?GURPS is neat in concept, but anyone pretending it's easy or convenient if you don't already have a wealth of experience is a disingenuous cunt.
>>98713169I started playing last year, with dungeon fantasy. It was not complicated at all. It is basically D&D but you have active defenses instead of passive defenses.It is absolutely not any more complicated than D&D3e, 4e or pathfinder (either edition).Monster hunter is more complicated because it has guns, which requires extra rules.>Getting a group of players who can actually play GURPS without needing a fresh tutorialWhat tutorial would you even need? Preparing a campaign is complex because the GM has to trim all the options but the actual game is simple, unless you're using the super complex shit from martial arts or tactical shooting.The combat is "roll 3d6 vs skill to hit, you may optionally pick a hit location" and "enemy gets to roll active defense to avoid the attack". You only get one action per round so it LESS complicated than shit like pathfinder 2e with its 3 actions.Skill checks do not differ in any way from any other game, you roll 3d6 vs your skill.You've read about GURPS memes back in the days of GURPS 3e and never bothered checking out the actual game.
>>98713169>Getting a group of players who can actually play GURPS without needing a fresh tutorial every fucking session?Expectation: TO PLAY GURPS FURRIES, YOU MUST CALCULATE THE SQUARE ROOT OF CATReality: GURPS rules largely trying to approximate how things work IRL.
>>98709992>trying too hard: the post
>>98708577Anon, she's done lewd stuff since the beginning. You are only seeing it now because you watch the vtubers she has started to draw, instead of the historically-inspired lesbians she has always drawn. >>98708661Yeah, there's some photos of her cosplaying her battle maids from years ago.
>>98714179>there's some photos of her cosplaying her battle maids from years ago.Link?
>>98714037Not really. I've never played a GURPS game where I had to work a 8 to 6 job, come home too exhausted to move, and then still didn't have enough money to fully fill up my tank.
>>98714897The rules for that are all in basicsearch for job rolls and cost of living
>>98714037Gurps: furries has some good material for combat with monster characters
This is how I Cyberpunk
>>98715292Nice exotic.
>>98708207I've been thinking about it and I don't think boobs are elastic enough for that to work.
>>98715827The boobs you tried this with just weren't big enough.
>>98708207>Centurii-Chan>Crusader Pippa>The most unusual of parriesI
>>98715292
>>98708577she's literally a yuri artist with alt-historical focus, your calling her a grifter is literally fucking baseless and easily refutable.Additionally, she's a /tg/ mainstay and a lurker on this board for ages and not a soul has had much complaints about her. Its defionitely not a case of Puckeefag and that other drawfag we keep spamming 'Improve your art' at everytime his art is posted>>98708657yes, she, she has a YT channel, mostly defunct, but you can hear her voice in some of the videos and it is as adorable as you can imagine a petite woman can be
>>98708222The attacker tried to Sunder, rolled a 1 against the Boob's AC.
>>98708207>centuriichan get this filipino trash out of here
>>98715964>filipino trashShe may be Filipino, but trash she is not, you just have shit taste and can't enjoy her wimsy, you stupid angry sourfag
>>98715935I don't know what any of those words mean
>>98715964>>98716033Know who the fuck this person even is much less the nationality fucking embarrassing
>>98715955>Its defionitely not a case of Puckeefag and that other drawfag we keep spamming 'Improve your art' at everytime his art is postedMan don't lump Redlife in with Puckee, Redlife at least made a /tg/ banner!
I'm just tired how everything these days is "x, but woman." Doesn't matter if they're the most militant feminist or cum-brained gooner, they just want a woman front and center. Is there anything so wrong about liking cool shit that doesn't typically have women in it, and having no desire to include them?
>>98716146>I'm just tired how everything these days is "x, but woman."This is just a joke comic, no one is actually trying to present a female crusader in any sort of story or real situation. You're like someone reading a bikini magazine from the 90s and complaining that there aren't enough men in it.Which means you're either retarded, or gay, which is it?
>>98708330Keyed homosexual post
>>98716146why the fuck would you want to look at a dude
>>98716117nah, Redline is fine-ish. Its just the usual tradition to send him packing with the usual rhetoric. they did end up improve their art in contrast from their first doodles, but artistic skill is a journey, not a destination, so there's always room for improvement, not that I would know anything about art aside from what my brain tells me is visually appealing and what isn't
>>98716076Ok boomer
>>98709666>>98709689Cotton Stomach [1] is a perk from Martial Arts that allows you to parry unarmed attacks and grapple limbs using only your abs. Although there's not a specific perk for boob parries, the nature of perks are meant to be somewhat free-form and customizable, and the ones given in game books are only meant to be examples to serve as inspiration and guidelines for balance.Alternatively, there are other existing traits that could work, like Extra Arm (Accessibility, Parrying only, -80%) [2] and Damage Resistance (Limited, Chest only, -20%) [4/lvl].>>98710079It's a nice fallback option when I can't find another game that does at least 70% of what I want... which for me, happens about 70% of the time. I am really really picky about game mechanics. I am physically unable to run any system without changing almost everything. So yes, I am that autist.I also like GURPS because it does a lot of things that literally no other TTRPG in existence does that I've always been wanting in a TTRPG. A very simple thing is the concept of a Health score, which functions like something between STR, DEX, and CON in traditional RPGs, but is none of those things, yet makes so much sense in hindsight that I can't imagine playing another RPG without it.
>>98716434Redline hasn't posted here since he got doxxed EIGHT years ago. Woyafag is holding onto the retarded meme is ritualposting, not actual advice.
>>98715955The connection between what /tg/ used to like years ago and current sentiments is tenuous at best. Partially because large parts of the board's population cycle so fast it's not the same people, partially because the board is now so small a single dedicated shill or hater can have pretty significant impact and skew perception of /tg/ as a whole.But if there were something resembling consensus, I'd say centurii is /tg/ approved.Actually even some of the other /tg/ approved artists acknowledge centurii's work.
How I monk
>>98715964Then get going, fagtard.
>>98716146Yes, everyone is tired of retarded nogames fags like you.
>>98716217hope you get over your agp, dude.
>>98716166>Which means you're either retarded, or gay, which is it?Gonna throw out that projection and hope something lands, huh?
>>98716798>nogames fags That's the whole thread, retard.
>>98716952Retarded it is.Hint: that reply doesn't make sense here.
>>98716960There more to the thread than just you and your gay ass posts.
I wish I had cool enough bros to have retarded shit like this in our games
