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>>98708834
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Post a good 2026 cyoa. I dare you. It can't be an update or a remake.
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>>98708854
>OR
I'm tired...
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>>98708850
It's... IMPOSSIBLE
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>>98708850
Demon eyes was pretty good
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>>98708882
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>>98708887
that was made in 2022 bro
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Post profoundly retarded statements

I’ll start:
>Technology follows the laws of the universe, magic alters the laws of the universe

LOL
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>>98708850
There is none. /cyoag/ has fallen. Billions must cry.
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>>98708918
It's big and looks nice, but is this actually a good cyoa?
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>>98708923
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>>98708932
>"Hey Wodan here, I think boring cyoas are fun!"
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>>98708935
>please spoonfeed me uwu
READ. NIGGA. READ.
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>>98708935
Yes, the best one in 2026 so far
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>>98708932
>"Hey NPCface here, I also think boring cyoas are fun! Also I want to suck Wodan's penis."
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>>98708932
>I like tok kino
>I like gil kino
>I like wodan kino
>I like rake kino
>I like dark sovereign
>softie uwu
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>>98708932
>Tok makes good cyoas.
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>>98708926
Wrong, it was posted in reddit 6 months ago. I just checked.
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>>98708932
sup dollface
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>>98708955
He does though...
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>>98708962
nta but OR is one of the peak cyoas, maybe we should stop talking about it for a while to gain more energy dont you think?
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>>98708965
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>>98708850
Surinical's KINO SOVL-packed le doggo cyoa! Kachow!! suck it 4channers, Reddit wins the cyoa race yet again, heh.
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>>98708960
You think you’re pretty cute huh? I’d molest you so fucking fast. You have no idea.
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>>98708971
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Nooo saaaar don’t touch my tight brown twink ass nooooo
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>>98708953
Most retarded poster here.
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>>98708850
Beri's pokemon cyoa is the only one I can think of, and I'm not a tranny coomer and just wanted a normal pokemon adventure, so it was pretty tame for me.
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Post cyoas
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>>98708935
It's not. The design is borderline hostile to the player and the power selections are pretty mid. It also compels too much of your build for you through the freebies and restrictions.
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>>98709013
npc slaaaave! we need you!
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>>98708993
What region would you choose to live in and why?
I am a sinnoh fan
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>>98708918
>>98709014
>The design is borderline hostile to the player
This is true, while not as terrible experiance as Pantheon of Pleasure, The Platinum Age is rather user-unfriendly in it's design. Still I like this CYOA, would have been a better experience tho if it wasn't so hard to naviagte.
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>>98709047
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You will never beat Bell Cranel
You will never beat Orsted
You will never beat Dumbledore
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>>98709053
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You will NEVER beat the hound btw. It is all bait. Wake up, you tools!
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>>98709062
The Hound will lose and I will impregnate his daughters to form an alliance of both forces.
My name will be... the COW because of all the milk I would be spreading. Epic name
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>>98709021
I believe I would choose Sinnoh as well, I liked the games and music a lot. I've been playing through all of the mainline games in order from yellow up and taking pictures of my teams and end screens to make a collage out of, but I got stuck at pokemon Y recently just because I can't get citra or whatever the new stupid fucking 3ds emulator is to work without pokemon Y being completely unstable and constantly stuttering.
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>>98708778
how r*ddit is this
15 points is ridiculous, you're now a god
>frieren
immortalirty
>mob
psychic
>great sage
perfect genius
>hanhma genes
infinity willpower and health
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>>98709055
gun (clearly takes damage from simple blades or claws)
gun (idk who this is but a gun would work)
gun (its just an old dude)
I win
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>>98709055
>You will never beat Bell Cranel
Shit setting so it matters not.
>You will never beat Orsted
I dont plan on fighting niggas so np for me, a god ranked anything can count his or her killers on one hand.
>You will never beat Dumbledore
I think there was an option to have his potential.
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>>98709081
>Thinking he will get the music
>Complete silence as he walks for DAYS alone in the woods that is Sinnoh.
Pokemon, if it was real, would be so fucking boring. Walking from one city to another by yourself. Holy garbage.
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>>98709113
>by yourself
The meta in the anime is to go with a couple pals tho?
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>>98709081
Although alola, kalos and galar have better slrig
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>>98709113
Anon why even bother replying to me with this utterly retarded strawmanning comment?
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>>98709113
>Walking from one city to another by yourself.
Make friends or get your pokemons out of the pokeball.
Walking is way more fun with your magical monster meeting other magical monsters.
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>>98709108
>Anon uses gun on Orsted
>It's not very effective...
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>>98709126
>>98709133
The problem is the walking for days part.
>>98709128
Why so mad, faggot?
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>>98709143
>Why so mad, faggot?
No no anon, that's what I'm asking you. Why even reply to me with something as retarded as not having music and then crying about how bored you think you'd be?
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>>98709143
1. You can get a car, like Gary.
2. You can be on the back fo a big pokemon, like a ryhorn.
3. You can fly on the back of pokemon
4. You can take it at your own rhythm and make camps.
5. Can get a bicyle
Idk, there is a lot of ways for you to not get tired.
Ash was a 10 years old and he was fine walking a little, without any of these benefits because he was dumb.
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>>98709147
Cuz that what this thread is about. Making shit up about what it would be like to play cyoas. It's called cyoa dicussion, retard.
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>>98709108
>idk who this is but a gun would work
Nuh uhhh
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>Fly
>Stands in your way
Its over for us... old gen xisters...
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>>98709110
>I think there was an option to have his potential.
Nope
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>>98709137
Well, it would hit him; arguing that it wouldn’t is arguing he’s The Flash; the question is how much damage would it do?
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>>98709168
>>98709137
gun would work
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Gun always works. That is why fantasysissies have to hide in their fantasy worlds.
>I AM GOD!
>Gets shot by a 3 year old
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>98709183
Way less damage than the "wound" on his hand in that gif
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>>98709234
>He wrote an entire fucking thesis.
Tok...
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Post Danmachi
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>>98709234
This is basically just magic too, if it was real. Everyone would use whatever the best offensive spell is and it would be about who hits who first. At that point, it is just a gun.
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>>98709234
You really need to do a better job of sorting out what's bad design versus what's not to your personal taste.
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>>98709293
>>98709234
Magi case.... gun case...
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Guns are a good example of a reason why you should be happy that fireballing type magic doesn’t exist, since it wouldn’t be fireballs, it would be something even more broken and busted and impossible to avoid, like some fat old hag doing this evil ritual in her hut a hundred miles away and suddenly your head explodes. What if bullets just spontaneously vanish the moment they’re fired because a sorcerer already summoned and got the favour of some spacetime warping alien thing?
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>>98709293
>Everyone would use whatever the best offensive spell is and it would be about who hits who first. At that point, it is just a gun.
Nope. If magic was real, the current meta would to be to strap explosive spells on a flying constructs and send them to blow up in the face of your enemies. If you actually show up in person to a magic duel you're a fucking idiot moron who will become a laughingstock meme on the Wizard-Chan.
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>>98709325
>>98709335
These two are correct

Wizards would be paranoid freaks who avoid direct confrontation at all costs, as magic would be fucking brutal levels of horrific.
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Actually, magi case is counterspell case. As Italics so brilliantly decided that everyone could counterspell. So the entire combat is about who has more mana to counterspell. Whoever runs out first to keep the counterspell going dies.
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Matterjeet has been detected. Do not engage, I repeat, Do not engage
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My wizard bunker is better than your wizard bunker. Take your swing. Show me what you got. Faggot.
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>Matterjeet having imaginary arguments with himself again.
I wish I had an IQ low enough to be endlessly entertained by myself like this.
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>>98709341
>>98709335
That is still just a gun. A more intricate gun, but still has the same problem as guns. One hit, you are dead. Whoever uses it first wins. There is no intricate combat to be had. It is about who uses the instakill bullshit first.
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>>98709335
So drones, the same way gunfights have evolved into drone warfare.
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>>98709370
And drones are so fucking gay, even gunfags hate them because they take away what little skill was in killing each other with guns.
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>>98709367
It actually means the bar for combat has increased. No longer is it close action, it’s distant calculation. Logistics. Infrastructure. So it is. Brains has always had a much higher cap than brawn.
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>>98709259
>He wrote an entire fucking thesis.
I sure did, so that I can post this every time a gunfag gets uppity

>>98709293
>This is basically just magic too, if it was real.
I imagine if magic was real then magic combat would be more like MtG. Sure, there are metas, but there isn't a gun spell that is just point, click, and insta-win. But all Red mages would probably use lightning bolt and most blue mages would know counterspell.
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>>98709384
You hate drones and drone directors because they’re the equivalent of wizards commanding minions.

Listen buddy. The future of warfare is some fat greasy fuck sitting in front of his hentai covered screens jerking off to lolis as he directs drones to nuke some village of innocent sand people a thousand miles away.

Fat smelly nerds are now in control. Tech bros eventually become greasy butterballs.
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>>98709395
>Not fighting
>Instead it becomes commander simulator
Boring.
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>>98709415
Indeed. It can't get any more gay than that. Your expensive tank and trained soldier? Deleted by pajeet with his walmart drone he learned to fly 5 minutes ago.
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>>98709420
Commanders a thousand years ago: Some armored chad at the forefront.

Commanders in ww2: Some fat jolly British bloke signing papers back home.
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>>98709428
Cope. Tech nerds laughing at you by proxy.
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When martials confront casters they expect some awesome gladiator fight, which is fucking retarded. No. It’s like confronting a James Bond villain. Or the mad scientist. They’re behind barriers and minions and secret devices. They leave behind traps and contingencies. Hey have answers you have absolutely no (or very little) solution to.
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>>98709455
>Hey
They* have answers you have absolutely no (or very little) solution to.
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That’s right. Magic is meant to be unfair.
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>>98709298
It's not even 'taste'. It's trauma from being humiliated in shooter games for lack of skill.
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Is it really magic if it’s fair? I’m being 100 percent serious here.
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martial will win anyways because the Gods always side with martials in the end
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>>98709471
>>98709455
But this argument is about magic vs magic. Not about magic vs fighters. It is about how magic vs magic is boring. While fighter vs fighter is exciting. You retards brought something completely unrelated.
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>>98709492
Wizards fighting other wizards would either be a panicky in the moment battle they’d rather never have happen ever, or a game of logistics, chess, etc. Sorry guy.

Wizards would see traditional martial combat as rather childish anyway.
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It’s cute and funny how anons hate how brutal and fast real life is. They really wish reality had some sort of fateful edge or cinematic narrative to it. They want fight choreography to be a part of physics. They’re too addicted to the art, or the show, that humans used to interpret and cope with such brutality.

They’re like the Chinese that thought they could use kung fu to block bullets when the ccp took over.
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>>98709509
>Wizards would see traditional martial combat as rather childish anyway
Irrelevant to the argument.
>a game of logistics
Boring
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>>98709516
life is just boring, there is no story line here just procedural slop
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>>98709516
My escapism hobby has... escapism?!!!
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>>98709520
Nah not irrelevant. You want wizards to be just as unga bunga as the martials. You want wizards to be gorilla chest thumpers just like the martials. Not happening. You’ve played too much Dark Souls. Health bars don’t exist in real life. A single fireball to the face is going to kill you. No reason why it wouldn’t. There’s no reason to assume it would only do 1/5 of your health. “Heh I can take four more grenades…”. You get hit in the head once and you suffer brain damage.
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>>98709531
>You want wizards to be just as unga bunga as the martials
I don't want wizards to be anything. I said wizards vs wizards is boring and I prefer fighters vs fighters.
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>>98709036
>More companions on their way!
Any update on this?
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>>98709531
He wants wizards to be cool, but there's nothing cool about white room optimizing any semblance of tension away.
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>>98709525
>>98709526
Okay but why do you insist on your escapist fantasy trumping other escapist fantasies? If you think swinging swords is cool in real life, why can’t someone also think the ruthlessness of nature is cool? The effectiveness of physics isn’t cool? A sufficiently capable wizard should be able to one shot your ass. Sorry.

Pic related is you. “WHY CAN’T I HURT METAL DRAGON WITH PEBBLE??”. And then “the gods” (game developers…) make it “fairer”. Because you whined a lot. Reminds me of religion… which is a form of magic. “Mr. Rain God! It’s not fair that we keep getting droughts!”.

Which leads us to an even more important realization…

A wizard's capabilities are completely arbitrary! Magic is arbitrarily powerful and as such it is arbitrarily balanced. The gods (developers, aliens, idk, etc) responsible for the balance/imbalance are under no obligation to make it fair or unfair. It’s all their choice. Some games are fair while some games are unfair. Some wizards in games throw avoidable fireballs. In other games the wizards are spontaneously combusting or exploding people without any way to avoid it. Some games are explicitly made just for playing wizards who have unfair advantages over muggles and normies.
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>>98708749
God JRPG traitor is so fun in regards to making magical items. I have many magical effects and truths and spirits and all these things that I can bake into the artifacts so I'm just having fun thinking "alright is it possible to make X magic item with what I have' (usually yes but there are actual limits! For example I didn't take the pocket dimension one so I can't make t rue bags of holding)
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>if casters aren't required to adhere to the rules of reality, neither should martials, so let me Raiden the shit out of the boss, reee, REEEEE

That solution works fine if you're coming from an anime/weaboo/video game background but a lot of people who play martials don't want to play someone who breaks reality in that way. They want to play Conan or Aragorn or Lancelot. They want to be strong and tough and skilled with a sword, and that's it. No special skills or advantages (being masterful alone is a kind of magic - “he’s a wizard with a sword”). Maybe you can get away with letting them kick down a solid oak door or deflect an arrow with their sword but anything beyond that clashes with the archetype they want to play.

I have found that you can get by using magic items. In my experience at least some of this type of player are determined to have their character stay purely mundane but don't mind if he picks up the ability to fly from a magic cloak or a blessing he's gifted by a nymph or whatever. Or maybe you become a wizard over time as you learn more and collect more.
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You'd think people would've learned by now that arguing with the jeet accomplishes nothing except for derailing the thread.
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>>98709557
>>98709568
You raise good points but anons are still going to be pissy at you for doing so
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>>98709575
AIIIIIEEEEEEEE YOU'RE SPEAKING TOO MUCH COMMON SENSE
MY MARTIAL NEEDS TO BE STRONGER THAN CASTERS OR MY INFERIORITY COMPLEX WILL TRIGGERED
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>>98709516
>They want fight choreography to be a part of physics.
But it already is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_dKtCsIA-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9TDcXvDCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh1A0Asu0gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jKNV2nyorY
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>>98709592
No it isn’t. That’s called circumstance. Coincidence. If you go into a gun fight dual wielding guns you’re going to get fucking smoked. There are times where even a certified badass war veteran has no answer to, say, a sniper. Sometimes coolness isn’t going to get you out of it.
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>>98709592
None of that is cool it’s just standard ape movements. Boxing and wrestling have never been cool. In fact they’ve always had major gay energy. I remember when someone aggressively wrestled me outside a bar and I just started laughing.
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>>98709588
You're Indian BTW.
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I’m pretty sure a prime component of magic is being better than the current things. Can do things others cannot.
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>>98709622
>I’m pretty
pic?
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>>98709602
>No it isn’t. That’s called circumstance. Coincidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqF0C1bnM4
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>>98709622
>I’m a prime component of magic
pic?
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>>98709678
>reflexes
Anon… is dodging a flame from a stove epic?

Street fights don’t look cool. Unless you think a bloody mess is cool. Meth heads are cool. Etc.
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If you were in the isekai dark overlord situation, what title would you give yourself once you conquered a region or two? Myself, I think I would go with Autarch, because it's both evil-sounding yet has a logical feel and is outside of the usual feudal system.
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Google don’t do this to me…..
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>>98709698
title and name are different.
For title... Lord of Everything (no, not microphalusm, wtf are you talaking about?
And about the name, Xargod.
The last part is obviously about me being a god, but the first part is a nonsensical use of the letter X, because the letter X is the coolest looking.
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>>98709698
Big Bad Evil Guy
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>>98709622
>I'm a magic can
pic?
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>>98709709
>You are absolutely right
>don’t do this to me
not even tok is this dumb. If you are making AI give you the answer you like at least hide that part you baffoon.
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>>98709622
>I Can do things others cannot.
pic?
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>>98709557
>why do you insist on your escapist fantasy trumping other escapist fantasies?
I never did. I stated my own preferences, and you retards assumed I was trying to dictate how your fantasy should be.
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>>98709021
Sinnoh is probably my least favorite. Too many mountains and caves. It just feels...dry, if that makes sense? Whole region just feels like it has a rocky, earthy, dry texture in my brain.

Hoenn's always been my favorite.
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>>98709728
I think he’s being an ass on purpose you huge retard
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>>98709714
Title was always hard for me. I can't think of anything. It seems all the cool ones would already be taken. What even is left for me? Lord of Depression.
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>>98709742
My ai-reinforced bias is more efficient and more correct than your ai-reinforced bias.
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>>98709760
Maybe because the center of the region is a literal mountain.
But you have snow on the north. You also have waterfalls, beaches and you even have to swim to reach the League. It has a normal amount if you go further than the center
Why it seems dry to you is merely because
>Hoenn's always been my favorite.
Your favourite region is the one that is like 60-70% water
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>>98709766
Lord of uncertaintity
Lord of lolis if you go the slave route
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>>98709760
>Hoenn's always been my favorite.
Brother. It is so rare to see someone that has the subjectively correct opinion on Pokémon regions.
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>>98709780
I'm very familiar with Pokemon geography. Mt Coronet and the surrounding areas just always felt like such a prominent part of Sinnoh, that you have to go through so many times, that they kind of paint the picture for the whole region to me. So much Rock Climbing...
>Your favourite region is the one that is like 60-70% water
Yes, and?
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>>98709785
>Lord of Uncertainty invades your world
SHIT, OH SHIT, WE ARE FUCKED!
>Nothing happens
Huh? What is he doing?
>He is not sure
When is he going to attack us?
>He can't decide yet
Do we at least know the composition of his dark army?
>He has not summoned anyone yet.
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>>98709806
>Yes, and?
that changes how you view the correct amount of water. Its a matter of opinion so its not like it matters but it has an explanation.
> Mt Coronet and the surrounding areas just always felt like such a prominent part of Sinnoh, that you have to go through so many times, that they kind of paint the picture for the whole region to me. So much Rock Climbing...
The center of the region is rock climbing, but you can't deny it has a normal amount of water.
The problem of the games is the backtracking, so you go there a lot. But as a normal person living there, its not a problem because you dont have to cross the mountain 20 times in two days.

Sinnoh even has several legendaries living in lakes and extra islands you can travel to. Its not hoenn but its far from a waterless desert.

Kanto is drier, johto as well. Kalos too.

Sinnoh has more water than the average region, but the giant mountain makes it seem the opposite.
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>>98709813
An unopen book is full of possibilities
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ENOUGH DARK FAGGOTRY! I want good guy cyoa!!!
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>>98709857
Radiant is down the hall and to the left.
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>>98709838
I know that factually Sinnoh isn't that arid. I'm just talking about how it exists in my mind. The Sinnoh of my childhood memories is wandering around endless, dry, rocky mountain caves forever.

And it's not like I like Hoenn JUST because of the water, or Alola would win. (I am excited for the WiWa region though) The land routes (especially the rainy thick forest routes in the northeast), the cities, the architecture, the Pokemon species, the legends, they're all top notch imo.
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The only big amounts I like are Shera's
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>>98709910
>File name
It's over...
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>>98709709
Real-life fights are messy and chaotic and over in seconds because most people don't know how to fight. This is obvious, take 2 noobs and make them compete in any activity you want, and I guarantee you it will be messy and chaotic. There is a huge difference between a noob and a professional in any field. This is very much the case when it comes to fighting too.

Just look at the difference between martial artists and noobs, video realted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpbNVl1DK0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO9UXb0lw2U

Even relatively new martial artists can have decent fights, video realted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxceVYeE0tk
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So the newest Limbus Company canto has them dying and going to another world with narrative-based physics, ruled by three gods. One of them is a hedonistic maternal figure who was killed a long time ago, driving their worshippers to desperately bring them back. The second is a warmongering figure who wants to test the will of their worshippers. The third one just runs things in the background and subtly intervenes for the benefit of them.
And there's a "fourth" who is the isekaijin that killed the first god. Also it's all based on French philosophy.
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>>98709993
Cyoas?
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>>98709857
>the vast majority of anons lean towards goodfaggotry
>the vast majority of cyoas with an alignment lean towards evilfaggotry
I find this to be endlessly fascinating.
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>>98710016
Cyoa authors are innately evil while anons are mostly good?
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>>98710099
Am author, can confirm
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>>98709993
i can't believe project moon played outer reincarnation
well there is a korean presence on cyoas so maybe...
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I hate the jumpchain format so much bros
Leaving the setting in 10 years is always so lame and it's too easy to become OP in a boring way after 2 jumps
But it's also IC incredibly dumb to not leave and continue jumping until you spark
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>>98710122
I'd enjoy it more if they were standalone cyoas or the time until the next jump was shorter so you wouldn't need to get attached to the setting
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>>98710099
I am a cyoa author, this is true. I have a deep and abiding antipathy towards ordered creation.
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>>98710117
There is a comic that is literally just the demon lord cyoa. Where demon lords divide worlds to fight against heroes. Each get their own tower (which is basically their phylactery) and summon shit to help them.
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>>98710122
Usually I treat them like standalone cyoas rather than play into the jumpchain format. It improves the experience a lot.
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>>98710144
It even has the shit of multiple demon lords going to the same world, and all of them sabotaging each other like retards instead of working together, just like in the cyoa.
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>>98709693
>Street fights don’t look cool. Unless you think a bloody mess is cool. Meth heads are cool. Etc.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kf9qNKOpFD4
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>>98710144
>>98710158
I think that both of those things evolved from Dungeon Keeper or similar games. The core/phylactery/tower thing is basically a HQ building to prove the player's minimum competence.
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>>98710333
That would make sense... if they were westerners. But they are korean cattle. I think there is a chance, if a small one, it was from a cyoa.
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>>98710370
You know, if Tok is such a controversial author because he adheres to korean sensibilities while making CYOAs for a western audience, I wonder if there are any korean authors who are controversial for making CYOAs derived from western sensibilities for a korean audience. Is there an anti-Tok out there, somewhere?
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>>98709575
Martial here and I genuinely hate those guys. Giving in to them brings down the fun of the entire setting whatever it maybe as it caps the potential hard (you essentially get stuck at low fantasy). I have also noticed those guys are often like religious nutjubs who hate "witches" and shit (don't play an evil Pagan game if you feel that way). As a martial I want consideration in a setting but forcing just a regular guy with a regular piece of metal to be competitive is just lame. We can compete but we need enchanted gear, or to be a demigod like Hercules, or know a supernatural martial art, or enhance our strikes, or have certain counters to magic, or even just magic itself used differently (spell sword).
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It's been long enough. I should finally get around to making a build for Dragonfall... v1.9 is the latest one, isn't it?
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>>98710144
>>98710117
>inb4 Dragonfall inspired light novel
Imagine if it gains enough popularity to become an anime
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>>98710502
https://imgchest.com/p/qb4z9axzd7j
https://hikawasisters.neocities.org/Dragonfall/en-us/
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>>98710528
there's just about a thousand cyoas better to adapt into anime, although dragonfail is the equivalent of isekai degen slop appealing to the lowest common denominator so it makes sense
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>>98710533
Hmm, this is the one I thought was it. Thank you very much.
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>>98710122
Same as the other anon, I just treat it like the chain framing device doesn't exist and it's a normal cyoa.
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>>98710554
You, YOU are disappointing fat cat. Get less fat, well, you are not fat, you are FAT
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>>98709575
>>98710472
You know this made me realize that the Witcher is popular because somehow the jocks consider Geralt a mundane everyman badass despite the fact that he is objectively a superhuman and constantly flings magic fire at people.
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>>98710562
FATTO GATTO
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>>98709575
mundanefags are gay
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>>98710568
Because thats sort of how The Witcher is framed.

Yes, geralt is a fantasy space marine (like literally: hes the fantasy equivalent of the astartes program) who dabbles in magic and stuff. But hes also fairly "normal", his powers arent particularly overt and his solutions to problems are rarely if ever magical.

Hes a guy who fights with a sword really well, and who for all of his "superhumanity" can still get stabbed and die (which he does in the books). Its like with aragorn: yes, hes the result of a magical part-elf bloodline thats objectively better than normal people, but none of his problems are solved by that (except the army of the dead thing), he just fights good.
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>>98710568
witcher isn't popular though, the TV series had abysmal viewer retention and the books sell like shit
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POST MUSHOKU
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Actually, I created a cyoa awfully close to Mushoku tensei back in 2010 and posted it in the equivalent of japanese 4chan...
That bastard stole my idea
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kot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjoX20M5m_w
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>>98709592
>>98709968
triggered retard lol
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>>98710607
The TV can be attributed entirely to netflix fucking up by using shitty actors and getting bad press from henry leaving them, and the books are just obscure and different canon from the games, so not sought after by people that played witcher.
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>>98710639
Unironically big if true
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>>98710664
>shitty actors
yennefer is cute
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question to tok

how do does dragon dick work with human female
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>>98710607
Bait. It was always the video games that people liked and the show WAS popular before they fucked it up.

>>98710664
It was the woke show runners not respecting the source material and getting Cavil to quit that doomed it. All that other stuff is down stream.
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>>98710710
Raw, read raw. The answer its almost always raw. You don't need me for that.
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>>98710710
Pick the adaptive genitalia option or impale her.
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>>98710710
Tok here, you have micropenis like irl so your dragon dick is like 7 inches, big but not enough to kill humans at all, just the usual big dick.
So you should be fine. Except with pixies or other dragons.
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>>98710599
>but none of his problems are solved by that
He literally heals people like Jesus at one point. See this is what is funny the best "mundane" heroes never really are if you look closely enough. It's pure vibes on if their powers feel human or not.
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>>98710750
>He literally heals people like Jesus at one point
Yes, and in the grand scheme of things thats not super important (especially since he also does mundane "herbs and poultices" healing elsewhere.

>It's pure vibes
Obviously.
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ANSWER NOW, CYOA ANONS! Which cyoa gets the solo leveling treatment? Which cyoa becomes animated and gets super popular?
Which cyoa... will be our LEGACY?!
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>>98710784
Demon eyes is chuuni anime material with a secret society of demon/monster hunters paired with school drama and fanservice. Edge and demonic hax powers.
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>>98710784
As for me, I say Dawn of a Demon Lord. Generic enough that it could appeal to a lot of people, yet interesting enough to be cool.
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>>98710784
realsitically spirit conscript
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>>98710639
>japanese 4chan
Isn't 4chan just English 2chan tho?
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>>98710780
>Obviously
Not to them, they think their thoughts are somehow coherent and rational.
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>>98710784
Gets animated? Probably an Italics or Tankista cyoa despite not being a fan.
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>>98710876
No, NO! Anything but outer SHITcarnation getting more popular!!
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>>98710639
post it
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>>98710784
I choose Entropist because millions of edgelord latinx will obsess over it. It will become the new DBZ.
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>>98709575
>martials don't actually want to be able to compete against casters
Casterfag psyop post.
Martials having stats and abilities that go beyond peak human makes casters vulnerable to getting killed in one hit before they can react. Hence why casterfags have a vested interest in keeping martials mundane and weak.
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>>98710710
they use shapeshifting to make the dragon pp fit
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>>98710918
Makes sense but the retards he describes are real too. I will say that supernatural martial abilities have to be done VERY carefully or they are just magic anyway. Weeb settings like Narato have made this mistake for example.
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>>98710936
Goofy as hell but it does make sense why the artifacts the Gods have lying around are human centric. I do think Tok optimized the CYOA around a Scalespawn as they get the best of both worlds but it has been a consideration in tons of settings. Werewolves miss out on gear and transhuman robot options end up being secretly a lot better due to their ability to use gear (including magic gear), in better ways.
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>>98711004
>Cyoa about being a dragon
>The most optimal thing is to not be a dragon
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>>98708856
>>>98710890
We will post Outer Reincarnation every thread until you like it.
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>>98711106
Shut up insect slut
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wowawewe ;_;
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>>98711080
Scalespawn and Scaleborn are still dragons. It's just the Scalelings that aren't.
>>98711004
The true optimal path that's clearly favored by tok is Scaleborn, as evidenced by the fact they get a boost to magic and we all know how much he loves magic. Also, Scalespawn can't be female, and tok would never give up the chance to be a slut, so they are clearly not the designiated best race.
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>>98711106
I don't mind it being posted but don't expect me to read a single page much less play it
I hate 0^0's narration so much its unreal
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post it..
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>>98711133
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>>98710533
Do the half dragons get to also choose a base dragon they are from? Because it says they are a mix of dragons and other races, so you should get to choose what dragon you come from.
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>>98711130
>Scalespawn and Scaleborn are still dragons
No. No they are not. Let's stop pretending.
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>>98711138
No
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>>98711148
Yes they are. They can buy exactly the same things as dragons, so they are dragons.
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>>98711148
Not only they are dragons, they are also the strongest dragons.
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>>98711155
They are not dragons and the cyoa is shit because of it.
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I like this cyoa.
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>>98711162
They are. The fact you can't accept that just shows you are retarded. And any dragon cyoa with no option to be humanoid is shit by default for not having that option.
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>>98711004
>>98710936
I can't imagine some anons are still crying about the items. The items are optional, just like the pacts are. At most, you can have 3 items if you get a tier 3 pact with Megumin. However, if you wanted a more dragoncentric build no one is stopping you from taking the Immortal Berserker, Corrupting Breath, and Elemental Mastery. You fucking choose 3 items instead of 3 buffs that can be applied to a big dragon. I included the items so you could buff your companions or get something as a half-dragon. Most of the options you can spend points on are no items in the pact section... So fucking stupid...
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>>98711182
also I want to have sex with the narrator goddess
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>>98711182
Miss me with that mixed art shit CYOA
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>>98711189
also I have the best cyoa ideas
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>>98711162
The only option that shouldn't be there is scaleling, the rest are all dragons.
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>>98711198
also I would bully weeb authors because it's funny
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>>98711185
Hey Tok, if you already have Elemental Resistance Tier 1 (Cold) and get Lungs Tier 4, do you gain its value in points or does that overlap and not matter?
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>>98711185
nta but it is objectively stupid that the items in the 'be a giant lizard' cyoa are not designed for giant lizards. Literally it would be as simple as saying 'the items reshape themselves to suit your form'.
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>>98711213
It's not realistic for gods to have dragonsized weapons and armor laying around which they can use to bribe you with.

>>98711210
Just don't buy Elemental Resistance Tier 1 (Cold) in the first place, also RAW
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>>98711230
I'm a northern dragon and get it by default, so I'm curious of it.
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>>98711230
>It's not realistic for gods to have dragonsized weapons and armor laying around which they can use to bribe you with.
Again, just have them use their god powers to make them bigger.
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>>98711230
Is a dragon cyoa, you stupid retard. This is why no one likes you, tok.
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>>98709081
>taking pictures of my teams and end screens to make a collage out of
Based

Picrel was my last playthough of SS
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>>98711245
Nah, the vorpal toothpick is great
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>>98711397
Why 2 of them are unevolved?
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>>98711408
I just prefer these designs over their evolutions.

I also like the first form of the Jumpluff line the most of the three but wasn't paying attention when it evolved.
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>>98711230
Should have been a way for soulbind item at t3 to offer a passive effect on the spell. So that items act as if they were equipped while in pocketspace. The shit is seriously annoying. Your companions literally lose the boons offered by the ring of bonds, whenever you dont feel like being a human for as little as an hour.
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>>98711130
>Also, Scalespawn can't be female, and tok would never give up the chance to be a slut
A female Scalespawn would be too much of a furry. Anthro races are legit in fantasy but you need guardrails which is what he did. I still think Scalespawn is the best of the 3 half dragons as the don't have mandatory drawbacks like the other 2.
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You guys are so fucking lame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26OToe1Q0hY
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>>98711202
I did like the cheeky reference to them in Isekai Bounty Hunter though.
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>>98709081
Is the Bank shutdown hitting you hard, or is this just because? I know I'm pretty torn up about it. Generations 1-7 just completely cut off. 21 years of games.
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Shhh. Danmarat is asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_secN9SXhM
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>>98710533
is level 4 magic possible at all?
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>>98711498
Level 5 magic is possible!!!!!
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>>98710533
My two cents on the items is that in most cases a full size Dragon doesn't really need the items on most builds and there is something else that could accomplish the same thing (Vorpal Blade isn't the only way to get soul attacks for example). It is also possible to work around the items depending on your build. An alternate magic version of my tiny boi here for example takes the shield of Andor and has Ignar forge it into a full suit of armor and infact gets more use out of it than a humanoid, and could wear the ring of bonds on his arm possibly. I do wish the Fist of Kings was an Amulet or Bracelet or something as even being creative it's irritating that it is a gauntlet and it really is an amazing item.

We may also be sleeping on (pun intended) Nemidesu as most of us just go straight for the Vorpol Blade but we know the Katana's can shapeshift like in Soul Eater and that this Katana has a soul that ONLY awakens for a greater Dragon. It might have Dragon Friendly powers like merging with our Claws or something.
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>>98711498
Yea Menoph gives you a T4 spell. Tok just took out the hax like Shimmer Dust allowing T4 spells
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But what if I post my cyoa and it just so happens that is also the day Entropistanon returns and posts Conquest? Then I get ZERO builds....
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>>98711230
>It's not realistic for gods
I only need to go this far to dismiss your post.
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>>98711543
>>98711565
how long does it take to learn?
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>>98710502
Alright, my build is done. I won't post it until I've finished the fluff and made a doodle for it, because Dragonfall is a high effort CYOA and warrants a high effort build. That may be a matter of days or weeks, depending on other things. It's a relatively standard overwhelming force build, with the possible exception of a Tier 4 Tongue. Combined with Tier 4 Muscle, it is an indestructible, godslaying whip that can regenerate at freakish speeds. It is honestly better than the breath weapon for any build that doesn't go all-in on breath, which is mechanically interesting. The only flaw is that it's gross, but if you only care about force or can overlook the fact that you're tasting the gore of your enemies, it is exceptional. I suspect a meat-eating dragon would consider that a bonus.
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>>98710333
>think that both of those things evolved from Dungeon Keeper or similar games. The core/phylactery/tower thing is basically a HQ building to prove the player's minimum competence.
There's a whole fantasy genre at this point. Just google "dungeon core".
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>>98711106
>We will post Outer Reincarnation every thread until you like it.
Why? What about Tankista's work is inspiring such rabid devotion?
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>>98711677
It has over 60 pages, a lot of vague yet autistically detailed lore, and cute anime girls. I'm not into it myself but I understand the reason for the fixation.
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>>98711642
Tok has said centuries to millennia to independently create a T4 spell. If you had a tutor or tome or something it would be much faster.
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>>98711560
*Nemuidesu
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>>98711464
It's just because, I didn't care about bank and all my stuff is on home.
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>>98711397
Ah, this was my corresponding team for soulsilver. I bet you can't guess what the ace ended up being.
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>>98711687
do you think memnoph would be willing/able to teach?
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>>98711757
No, why would he do that? He has better things to do.
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>>98711560
>Vorpal Blade isn't the only way to get soul attacks for example
Yeah but it doesn't take up precious Ur-Embers

>It might have Dragon Friendly powers like merging with our Claws or something.
Too vague to really do anything with it
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>>98711750
The only decent pokemon there is Umbreon. Shit taste softie.
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>>98711750
Nta but given the order I'm gonna say Granbull.
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>>98711804
Yea. Easy guess I suppose since I put them in the same order ai had on much team.
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>>98711750
sovlfull team.

Just mon's you like or was there some kind of selection method?
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>>98711397
>>98711750
My most recent playthrough was Crystal on VGC, so that I could hunt the exclusive shiny Celebi. I was rushing through at max speed to get it done before Bank dies, so I didn't build a full team and just steamrolled most of the game with Typhosion, only switching to Suicune late in the game when it was available. First time really using a legendary as part of my main team; figured it would be a fun thing to try out
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Pokemon is for fags.
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>>98711812
Trying not to use the same mons if I can help it, though crobat and vaporeon are pokemon I like and are often some of the only flying/water types I like in regions, so i've been using them more than I should throughout the games. My soulsilver team was me trying to use things like arbok, meganium and tentacruel that I generally like, while umbreon and granbull just ended up being there. I like them, especially after using them. Granbull was able to pull through lots of battles.

Here's my crystal team, the ace was actually jumpluff putting things to sleep and using leech seed on nasty pokemon that would have fucked me up otherwise. You could think of this as my 'first pass' for johto, espeon is definitely one of the contenders for my favorite pokemon.

>>98711825
Ah, i'm just playing on emulators. MelonDS worked perfectly right out of the box, but citra or azahar now is being a shitshow that I cannot seem to get working so I can start on gen 6.
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https://imgchest.com/p/5xy22anpnyl

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ObgmLnSo5yEod3g8r08FV_4Hc72s4RHK
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>>98711869
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>>98711826
Trvth Nvke
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>>98711872
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>>98711881
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Wake up Guardian, we got royalty to serve.
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>>98711892
>serve
Nah I'm good.
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>>98711892
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>>98711892
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>>98711898
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>>98711896
You don't want to serve dick to a princess? are you gay bro?
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>>98711896
More serve for me then, pic realted
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>>98711896
>softie is this insecure
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>>98711910
Magic the floppening
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>>98711779
whjat if i paid him in cheese?
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>>98711902
At least wait for the cyoa to be posted in full before doing this, so people don't have to mistake your build as part of it.
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>>98711956
I'm not a cuck like tok, I don't serve. If you don't dominate whats the point?
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Why do animalisic reptile ayys get a pass, but if you make an animalistic mammal ayy you get called a furry?
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>>98711825
huh, interesting run for an interesting situation.

I remember in highschool I had a friend that would buy an extra cartridge just to store all the pokemon he liked/teams he used so he could restart the game as many times as he wanted without losing those mon.

>>98711864
It's nice to see people not just fill their team to the brim with OP WAAC meta mon but actual mon they like.

>>98711994
Based Settra the slightly more Perishable than once thought
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>>98711994
Even among self-inserters you manage to have an exceptionally large complex, impressive.
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>>98711892
This one was always a bit boring. None of the royals are interesting, the setting is boring, and the premise is also not very appealing.
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>>98712018
but enough about Outer Reincarnation
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>>98711994
A level of self delusion that would make a jeet blush
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>>98711826
You have the taste and speech pattern of a middle schooler
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>>98712067
Meant for
>>98711864
>>98711994
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>>98711994
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>>98711994
>I don't ser-GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>98712076
Well...no
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Where is matter sissy? I am bored.
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>>98712116
Dark Sissy is right there bro.
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>>98712131
Dark sovercuck? He is too boring to play with though. Gets mad too easily. At least matter sissy pretends for a while.
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>>98708761
>Yuri
Slave labour 24/7 at risk of an agonizing death via genital crushing. Have you ever seen that one short, the mouth of god? Wouldn't be good to have your dick go through that in my opinion.
>Beta
Clearly implied to have a dog dick. Great homestuck reference! Extremely sadistic compulsive liar.
>Gamma
"so eventually you'll see nothing, but two sexually attractive feet when looking at me."
This is really funny. Anyways, mindbreaks you more than the rest since she's directly fucking with your brain to make you into feet worship.
>Delta
Anal play (will probably get some ogre to rape you), forced fem. The cuddling sounds nice, but if it's going to be bone-crushing every time, then it probably isn't. Still, I mean, if I was short on time I'd probably pick Delta on impulse just because she seems to be the least sadistic (discounting Yuri, but at least you're not going to be working yourself to death under her.)
>Epsilon
"Complete freedom"
"ALWAYS be by my side"
"ALWAYS look at me"
"ALWAYS use my body to masturbate"
Nigger, just the 'look at me' already places you in a tough spot, but it seems she'll also be mindraping you like Gamma, though to a somewhat lesser extent.
>Entoma
Gross unless you're a nasty bugfucker + 24/7 crippling arousal + bug butt rape + actively shrinks your dick. I guess, on the other hand, at least it won't feel bad? And also, it's the only source of direct pussy-slayaing on this list. You may also get your own happy(?) family, hey!
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>>98710533
Does your Colour have an actual effect on your personality?
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>>98712342
That would be personality death and that is lame, gay, and /trash/ coded.
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>>98712136
He doesn’t get mad he gets flustered.
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resting my BALLS on your face btw
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>>98712150
>>98708761
Who is the target market?
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>>98712728
Cuckolds and masochists. It's pretty obvious, anon. But it becomes more a matter of survival when you're Not in the target market: who would you choose to avoid a terrible fate?
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>>98712610
Anon, that's not my face; that's the Testicle Devouring Plant
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have a toktastic day
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>>98712822
Yeah fuck you too
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>>98712822
Don’t you mean night
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Get along, try again

>>98713105
>>98713105
>>98713105
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>>98709234
Great explanation of why guns are inherently superior.
Their simplicity and effectiveness is the reason they're better than melee weapons
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>>98711560
>Vorpal Blade
Vorpal blade was changed to be a "do the impossible" blade, not just soulslaying.
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>>98711560
>Nemuidesu
The description says it "possesses even greater powers when it's awake" but doesn't really specify what those powers are. While you can always just fanwank it, I think most would be more comfortable with an item that actually has definitive abilities, especially when you only have a limited number of Pacts to choose from.
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>>98711995
>Why do animalisic reptile ayys get a pass, but if you make an animalistic mammal ayy you get called a furry?
Fewer people know what a "scalie" is



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