1349 - Oozing Out
I don't remember these fight scenes feeling so slow
>>98709470>Thog being ThoggedThis feels illegal.
>The halfling's cloak is trapped under the hidden door, revealing the passageway's location.Epic level adventurer Serini continuing to be more of a net drain than a juvenile eyeball and a sentient pile of goo.
>>98709832Honestly they should have just let her take a bath in the mindwipe potion. It'd be less tedious.
>>98709962I forget, wasn't that potion a bluff and it was just soup?
>>98709970It was a real potion, it just only wipes like, a week's worth of memories. Still, maybe she'd forget ever seeing the Order of the Stick and they won't have to deal with her.
3 weeks for this updateHow is this guy this slow? Like I thought it was bad before but this is something extra.
>>98709988Chronic illness and inertia if I had to guess. I also don't doubt that he has rough drafts hundreds of pages ahead for longer story arcs and overall structure given the amount of forethought that's historically been shown, but also this shit's been going on for 20 years and we're on page 1349 with a good chunk of those being gag-a-day filler.
upscale.
I was making a Jumpchain character for OOTS and I'm wondering how my kobold squad would have dealt with all this shit.
>>98709326Her party must have carried her useless ass hard, it's incredible she survived to be an epic level rogue.
>>98711523you can tell she was clearly the hee hee comic relief cunt and tried to be a badass after Xykon but failed hard.
>>98709988This fight's been moving at a sprint compared to the red dragon. I think that one took over a whole year
>>987093262 thog tho
>>98709832For real, she's the worst. I feel by now she's Miko 2.0. I hope at some point she'll get a proper verbal tearing down.It's also kind of impressive how blind she is to so many common fantasy adventure narrative devices while pretending her own previous adventures have enabled her to make the perfect dungeon with the perfect monsters to stonewall any of them.
anybody got a mega link for the dim sun pdf?
>>98712444https://files.catbox.moe/gy03fq.7z
>>98712059Miko was at least an interesting foil to Roy. Even by the standards of "this is what Belkar could've become" it's not really a good contrast, and at this point it's been so many years in this dungeon that people are liable to forget that this is Belkar's arc.
>>98712491>Belkar's arcIt is? Legitimately couldn't tell.
>>98711715>Nale more like faile
>>98712762In theory. He's been the one with character moments like cooking for everyone or stabbing Roy because he was angry at the party for being more callous than him. There was everything to do with Bloodfeast. He's taking point with half the party now that everyone has split up. Every other character has had their arc going into their backstories and motivation, and while he had evolution with the whole mark of justice thing he's still far less 'complete' as a character than everyone else is at this point.
>>98712886It's been Belkar's arc since Don't Split the Party.
>>98709988He is like 60 years old. He needs to milk this shit as long as he can. Definitely doesn't have it in him to start another project or become a wagie. iirc he also permanently fucked up the nerves in his dominant hand so stick figures is the most he can do now.
>>98713846>He is like 60 years old.52, actually.
>>98711715>Nale? More like faile!
>>98712059>by now she's Miko 2.0.except nowhere near as entertaining or hot
>>98715307>how it should have gone
>>98715571bruh
>>98715571lmao cursed image
>>98715571Belkar is the only character in this faggot comic I actually like. Him smashing miko puss would have been the funniest outcome.
>>98715856You don't like the lich?
>>98715772>>98715849Is this one better?
>>98709326>still keeping Belkar out of the actionFucking gay. Is the mimic also betraying them to Nale or something?
>>98709832I mean she has given them the easy path through the dungeon thus far. Though she was unable to avoid an encounter with an adult red dragon that she put there, so... maybe you're right.
>>98715951a fitting steed for the shoeless god of war
>>98709326jesus christ, is this ever gonna end?
>>98717082well, the author will die eventually, like all people must
>>98712059I mean isn't that kind of the point? She's basically the rogue mindset taken to the logical extreme, and too steeped in her own bullshit to notice the hypocrisy or flaws in her approach. She's like the CG thief equivalent to Miko's LG paladin. A useless asshole who's nominally on the hero's side but pretty much ends up doing abouts as much harm as good.
>>98718232That was kind of my point, yeah.
