>DM randomly rolls a set of dice behind his screen after an interaction>"hmm">doesn't elaborate
>DM randomly scratches balls and smells his fingers after an interaction>"hmm, looks like a drowner" *activates witcher sense*>opens up a minecraft playthrough on second monitor
>players looks at phone again>better roll some random dice behind the screen
>>98711116That's against the Lake Geneva (Wisconsin) Conventions
>>98711116>passes one of the other PCs a note>they nod
>>98711116>rolling behind the screen ngmi coward
>"hey anon roll a d20">roll>dm winces and shakes his head>doesn't elaborate
>Ask player to do a 2d6>Rolls a 1d12>Repeat request>Player says "ah, sorry" and rolls 1d6
>>98711660He did roll 2d6 in the end, what are you complaining about?
>DM pops Trouble board behind screen>"oh dear">furiously shakes Boggle cubes>*grimaces*>sets off Mouse Trap>"yikes"
>>98711174There hasn't been a convention in Lake Geneva for decades, anon.
>>98711660>>98713843>Ask player to pass go >They forget to pick up 200$>Tell player that I have checkmate>They make another move>Ask player for bricks>They offer stone
>>98711116Sometimes I do this for no reason, just to fuck with my group.
>>98711660I like gorillas. They're huge, strong and intimidating but actually big softies. Your odds of surviving a gorilla attack are pretty high if you know what you're doing.Your odds of surviving a chimpanzee attack are also high, but in that case it's a bad thing.
>>98718048>if you know what you're doingHow tf do you learn what you're doing without being mauled by a gorilla?
>>98718064Gorillas generally attack because they feel like you're challenging them for dominance. If you kneel, make yourself small and keep your head to the ground without making eye contact, the gorilla will usually just back off without slamming you.
Unpopular opinion? It's a tired and weak move. Unless a player is directly doing something that requires a counter roll, you shouldn't be mathing stuff. Breaks the flow of stuff imo.
