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is there a system for joytoy 40k yet???
>>98718766nuh-uh, dumbface poopyhead
40k is feeling incredibly bland and safe and just fraudulent to me. It's supposed to be a wargame set in the grimdarkness of the future, but the models never reflect that, the models are always so safe and sterile, it's like they're "dark" only in the corporate, safe sense, dark enough to still be profitable and have mass market appeal
>>98718782skill issue
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98718782And what do you feel a dark model should look like exactly that's not safe and doesn't have mass market appeal?
>>98718808I'm not a professional designer for James, so it beats me, but you know exactly what I'm talking about. This stupid game you people play of pretending things are just fine and totally not corporate and bland is getting tedious.
>>98718811You're projecting and I really do not. Is this something you think 40k models used to possess and no longer do or something you feel they have never had but should?
i think that 40k can lean has hard into horror as one pleases in pretty much any angle but if someone doesn't necessarily want to wallow in the nightmare of it all so much that's okay too
>>98718811If you can't explain your thoughts, why do you expect people to agree with you?I'm not saying you're wrong, btw, just that you have to be willing to engage with people if you want to be taken seriously.
>>98718821Luth still draws?
>>98718807>Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98718808nta but I want big boobers and luscious asses on my killsex demons and sexfight vampires and naked repentant fightsex nuns
>>98718826I don't understand why 90% of my country is like thisIt's like most of the population was shipped out of some factory where instead of a brain you get gambling, alcohol and sports obsession instead of critical thinking or even the ability to readI brought up Paradise Lost at work and the looks I got were insaneI fucking hate this countryBut not as much as I hate marinefags
What army do (You) play? What army do (You) HATE playing against the most? If you could nerf one thing and buff another what would it be? Prove you're a tabletopGOD /40kg/
gw should give Lelith 5W, her attacks ignore FNP, and attacks against her have -1
>>98718838fan fuck: those people aren't dumber than you, you are not immune to propaganda, the only difference between you and them is that they're inserted into the social strata while you watch vtubers
>>98718852stay in your discord
>>98718838Based. Fuck marinepiggies
>>98718855Truth nuke: Yes they are, they are fucking aliens sent from another planet in a dastardly scheme meant to demoralise and depress me and me specifically and by you taking their side you have proven you're one of them
>>98718855>while you watch vtubersNot every Aussie poster is ratfag.
>>98718460repostan. looking for speshul rules by FW.
>>98718852I LOVE PANTYHOSE PANTYHOSE SEXAAAAA SEX PANTYHOSEPANTYHOSE SEXAlso I haven't played tabletop because my local store is one of "those" places, you know, alphabet flags, "women", etc
>>98718838>But not as much as I hate marinefagsDon't you own (the worst fucking painted ever) CSMs, ratfag?
>>98718854end of 5th was funny in last releases as it kept ping-ponging with instant death to ignoring it to super instant death ignoring the ignore to super defensive ignoring the super instant death but not normal instant death
>>98718852Renegades/heretics army when it had its own rules but now its either played as straight guard or chaos with heavy cultist focus.
Is Old World and AoS better than 40k, model wise?
>>98718874I don't approve of CSM players who hate SMs, but they're nowhere near as bad as grey knight players who claim to hate SMs, who I think should be executed.
>>98718900only if you're a tasteless fantaslop enjoyer
holy fucking shit lmfao
Sisterbabs we have a 53% winrate over the weekend, last week wasn't a fluke, total sister victory.
>>98718900yes
>>98718906We still need a buff
>>98718838>I brought up Paradise Lost at work and the looks I got were insaneKek>>98718855Dangerously based
>enter the so called games workshop>you can only buy things and can't play games>no workshop in sight
>>98718905Sick fanfiction bro
>>98718905>mutants like space marines don't count for diversity >but also they need to be browns and womenlul
Went for a pint with a prominent ex-GW design studio member the other week and some others, was quite cool.
>>98718918>the so called games workshop
>>98718905>da aint no black pypl>so imma be siding with em xenos>who btw are also not black or dark skinned in generalis this really how we got into autism of people complaining about blacks on box art or the lack of it?
GW WILL change its name to something like "The Warhammer Company", "Warhammer Incorporated" or the like within the next 5 years, cap this post
>>98718939blackshirt did this to my jucoci case full of proonted models when i came in for an introductory game and i called the police on him
>>98718948Kinda rude that people clapped after that
>>98718953yeah i had a big cry
>warming up my primer with my balls again
>>98718906I don't give a shit about tournament win rates because whether some autist can get enough points standing in magic circles has nothing to do with whether they're cool and fun to play (cause they aren't).
>competitive game>look inside>retarded angle shooting edge case bullshit like deploying outside the table instead of using military strategy and tactics
>objective-based game>look inside the setting>only objective really in play amidst the scenarios the game is trying to depict is murdering every single enemy in sight
>>98718838you're free to leave>>98718826never stop posting
anyone going to SPRU this weekend in Nottingham?
It's been called Warhammer here for years tho
>>98718751Why have individual bolter bullets on the forearm? And the forearm opposite of the gun at that, where you'd have to awkwardly fumble to load them in if bolters can even be loaded like that.Why's one of the premier combatants of the imperium...got two bolter mags duct taped together. And he decided to tape chain linked round to dangle off the double mag too.Man I wish I could go back to being young and thinking 40k was cool again
>>98718983>yeah fuckin if you don't love it fucking leave it ya poof>yeah fuck reading fuck learning fuck education did you see the fuckin dolphins game cunt fuuuuckI hate you
>>98718991oi mate we wash ngubu's feet in this here 'fred
>>98718906nonce artist
>>98718991sorry anon im a knights supporter, not from qld like the rest of this thread
In this thread we play Adeptus Sororitas, (we don't use the chud name sisters of battle), we acknowledge and respect the land of the Yuggera and Turrbal people, and respect elders past, present and emerging. We always support our queer BIPOC Palestinian friends and always reject Black Templar players from our stores.
>>98718989It's called tacticool not because it's both tactical and cool
It amazes me that any time I'm in a store I might see one of you faggots
>>98718905>they're leaving the hobbyGood.
>>98718782I don't care
>>98718866all australian posters are just another ratfag personality anon
>>98719013>not because it's both tactical and coolWait what, is there a joke I'm too dumb to get or what? I thought that's why it was called tacticool
>>98719004>noncepedo country
>>98719015what would you do if you did see one of us? challenge us to a game?
>bloody 'ell guvnor them japs are jerking off to 2D drawings that for some reason we think is the same as real people! get em lads!>oh btw jimmy saville is a true hero and british icon
>>98719022That is the usual reason but in this instance he's saying it's tacticool [derogatory]
>>98719028I'd first ascertain if you're a poster here by using a subtle codephrase, like "are you ratfag"
>>98719022It's because it TRIES to be both tactical and cool, but tacticool never actually succeeds at that, only retards think tacticool is both cool and tactical.
>>98719029Don't forget their own royal family were close personal friends with Epstein.
>>98719028Kiss and makeout
>>98718886Hum... i don't know how els she could be one of the galaxy's deadliest 1on1 duelists against these insanely tanky sm heroes, without going crazy with raw stats
>>98718855Being in the social strata sucks if you aren't a drooling normalfagI leaned how to fake it til I made it and it brought me no joy or fulfillmentNotnalfags attract eachother because they are the same. They repel you and others like you because you are different. Fighting this inclination toward separation only makes you miserable. Being mildly asocial is the correct and natural response.
>>98718905ywnbm&ywnbaw
Is KT really that better than 40k?
>>98719004Fork found in kitchen>NoncePot meet kettle
What will (you)r faction get in tthe next dataslate?
>>98719036my lgs is full of certain individuals and even mentioning the word fag would probably get you kicked out. i just wanted to have a game>>98719044based
>>98719058>gscnot a clue desu, probably nothing. cant see them reducing points any further
This is who 40k is for now
>>98719015come into my lgs and you can see one of my 40kg models on display :D
>>98719057erm, where’s the *farts*?
>>98718905>nigger is too stupid to understand the concept of /hisdudes/Pottery.
>>98719058Deleted
>>98719072Location?
>>98719015luckily I’m a nogames, so you’ll never find me.
>>98719072you probably live in a different continent to me, femstodes anon
I like orks :D
>>98719076 >But they are painted white
>>98718905Whoa! Is that really some rando on the internet? That's crazy, glad he's gone.
>>98719091ermmm none of the sculpts are dark heart of africa of bix nood nigga black as fuckwhere are the lip plates and bone septum piercings!??!
>>98719071Space marines ARE gay, dark angels and space wolves in particular, and muscle mommies are cringe safe horny slop.
>>98719088i dont think you do, anon
>>98718905That's a real r/thathappened if I've ever seen one, but this is Warhammer 40k flavored. A real Reddit "heart" tug for updoots even.You can satirize the stereotypical Warhammer redditor, but the real ones will always be more ridiculous.
>>98719099
>>98719113okay that is a pretty impressive nose
Marine fags learn to read something besides the homoherotic fan fictions of the horis heressy.
>>98719088Me not
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98719120ewww, whorsie hereslop
>>98719106I DO LIKE ORKS I DO LIKE ORKS I DO
>>98719071I hope Reddit never dies to remain as a quarantine for these apes. Especially these Warhammer 40k types. I know those aren't teens being dumb teens like we all are.Tumblr died and then the timeline got diverted to a worse option. How long did FNAF/Horse Cartoon have their heyday of popularity like I think Warhammer 40k is having? Just trying to guess how long it will be until the Warhammer 40k being super popular goes back to normal waves if that makes sense so these Redditors move onto the next thing.
>>98719142how have u demonstrated that bro
>>98718751Cool dildo shoulderpad.
>>98719160studded for your pleasure
>>98719072>tfw no LGS in my town so no chance to have my work on displaythough I did get a model featured in WD, that was nice
>>98719114The head on the battle sister superior in the launch box was also similarly well oxygenated
>>98719150um, um. I ritualposted I like them for a while! that means I like them!
>>98719168damn is that you tsons anon? id like to see that model as long as it doesnt dox you
>>98719072kek; beautiful whirlwind
>>98719144Won't be long. WH40k is no longer cool
Will they announce more BL books today?
>>98719217thanks! it was fun to paint but sadly i don't think it'll ever get used in a game