Woke is dead. Warhammer 40,000 is sick and dying. All hail the new future of wargaming.
>wargaming >its a board game at least bring up starcraft or something idk.
>>98743593>Warhammer is dead.>Play Rick and Mortyhammer.
>>98743593MORE SPACE KING THREADS! MORE PISSING ON GOYHAMMER AND TROON CRUSADE!!!
>>98743593PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!But this is not a wargame.
>>98743637and you can STILL late pledge!!
>>98743631Ngl Rick and Mortyhammer is a good one, I like it.Think the chuds will heartily embrace it as well
>>98743593>40k is dead>its replacement?>a joke about 40k
>>98743593>Woke is deadDenying reality isn't healthy.
>>98743631>IT'S PICKLEMONGLER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Are these spam threads some GW employee's attempt to make people hate Space King?
>>98743718This.The only thing that is dying out is right wing mental illness.
>>98743928Your civilizational gay op is disintegrating in realtime.And you think you are winning?Please.Double down.
>>98743980>gay>OPwhy repeat yourself?
>>98743593I guess I owe those guys for exposing how many of you morons are willing to go to bat for litetally anything as long as it makes you feel like you are owning the other team. Space king is dogshit, but at least I know I'm surrounded by people that have zero standards.
>>98743593Is it even a good game though?
>>98744038What don't you like about it?
>>98744038>Space king is dogshitNah, it's mid at worst. I have had a fair few chuckles from it.
>>98744029Gay opsas in operations.Not gay Original posters.Though of course, OP is traditionally a faggot, in this case, he was pretty straight acting.
>>98744038I wouldn't go that far, it's more so that this is just helluvaboss for manchildren instead of womanchildren. These things just kinda happen sometimes.And the thing is with 40k's specific fanbase is that they're already used to shelling out a lot of money for little product. I think the average backer gave like 400 bucks or something ridiculous?
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>>98743980Disintegrating? It's dissolved into the mainstream. The only reason it's harder to identify is because it's literally everywhere.
>>98743593the space king game is not a wargame. Neither is 40k.
>>98743593>All hail the new future of wargamingBut its not a wargame
Game's gonna be dead on arrival and you all know it. Space King is absolutely the Rick and Morty version of Warhammer 40K.
>>98744340>Dead on arrival>A family/friend boardgame that doesn't even rely on an active community Cope more>Rick and MortyhammerIts not a bug, but a feature
>>98744050I imagine that a lot of people are just buying it for the minis
>>98743728That or the guys from TC. For some reason they are extremely salty about the situation.
>>98743980>Your civilizational gay op is disintegrating in realtime.Moreso that civilization is disintegrating in general. The global climate's collapsing and the powers that be continue to make most of the world think the powers that be aren't the problem but that some other faction of the plebs are, thanks in large part to left-right dogmatism and the culture war>>98744320Tender loving sex with Doto
>>98744370Nah this is just how SK fans I’ve met IRL are.
>>98743728Its just >innovative tactics of making everything culturewar but about increasingly irrelevant things. The drones making the OPs aren't part of either side they just know how to make bait and don't care about the content.
>>98744057Boring, unfunny tedium parodying a parody.
>>98743928Being right wing is normal, left wing is mental illness, there are even abundant studies backing this up. That aside if you think the right wing is the side currently dying you are in terminal cope mode lmfao, every day a new young white man from the most right-wing generation of teenagers in recorded history turns 18 and becomes eligible to vote and join the military.
>>98745022>That aside if you think the right wing is the side currently dying you are in terminal cope mode lmfao, every day a new young white man from the most right-wing generation of teenagers in recorded history turns 18 and becomes eligible to vote and join the military.Which is easily to notice, by how desperate right-wing public organisations crying (see AIPAC for example).
>>98745041>AIPAC>right wingWhat the fuck am I reading lmfao
>>98745099Yeah I'm sure you heard this lie in your left wing echo chamber where every single word spoken is insanely delusional propaganda but the actual studies conclude that anyone identifying as left wing has much higher rates of mental ilness, particularly women.
>direction brains spam the catalogue
>Go to LGS>Used to be a perfect sigmarxist MAP friendly space>70% of the population was girls (all trans, ofc!), a perfect anti male paradise>Now it is all mentally ill teenage boys and 30 year old men>No more basedhammer games, it's all space king and a new fantasy game, motor knight>Fat chud with horrible teeth looks at me and says "Sorry, but no girls allowed!" and kicks me out
>>98743593>Woke is dead.What about the highly successful to animates Mario movies?
>>98743593tourists should be culled from the rest of human civilization, nothing is gained from the hundreds of thousands of 40k "fans" spawned by middle aged youtubers and ai generated "lore videos", no lasting interest outside of assholes in power armor. Its all so fucking surface level, like the femstodes soft-retcon. Like, the same exact thing was done for fem commissars, yet I dont remember anyone giving a shit back then. Now I see people claim the black inquisitor in the first dawn of war is "woke dei" or some shit.idk man, Im so fucking tired of you faggots. 40k has always been the cesspit of the warhammer games, especially in terms of community, but holy shit. Hell, I thought 10 years ago space marine fans couldnt get any worse, oh how young and naive I was. thing is, I dont even care about 40k for the most part, but its like a swelling tumor thats getting harder and harder to ignore. Like, fine, go play your mediocre tie-in board game for your unfunny youtube series, but you cant even do that! you have to fucking act like its the second coming of christ, and post about this very mid looking board game, hyping it up as some kind of amazing thing because there isnt any black characters or whatever the hell. tl;dr stop posting, never post again, no one cares if space marines are black or whatever, just let me paint my elves in peace you annoying faggot
>>98745060Support for Israel in the United States is, overwhelmingly, a right-wing phenomena
>>98743593>the future in question:>a dickhead funkopop
>>98745367You are a fucking retard, in terms of politicians it's both sides, but in terms of the people, the citizens, there is almost NO support for Israel among young people on either side. Boomer conservacucks are not the actual right wing. The actual right wing are the ones who have been calling out Israel as evil for fucking decades, leftoids (whose entire ideology was CREATED by Israel in the first place and just got out of their control like Frankenstein's monster) figured out Israel is evil figuratively like ten minutes ago over the Gaza genocide.
>>98743593Yes anon, by the years end everyone will be playing an ironic warhammer derivative rather than warhammer. In other news I am about to receive a passionately worded email from Sydney Sweeney talking about how much she wants me in the most carnal way and how she is willing to sacrifice her entire fortune to jump on my cock.
>>98743593Is this a psyop to poison the well on Space King and make everyone associate it with cringey mentally ill faggots?
>>98745752Maybe, but a good chunk of them really are like that and I start to understand by Trench Crusade devs banned these people from discord so quickly
>>98745752>>98745793try harder samefag
>>98745793Space King posters were obnoxious even before the kickstarter. Kind of like bronies in the past. Now its even worse.And that is from someone who likes the cartoon.
>>98745793I think Trench Crusade is stupid and I don't care about Space King. It's insane to me that other opinions on these two wastes of time exist.
>>98745022Right wingers are in the closet freaks and left wingers are out of the closet freaks.
>>98745851>Kind of like bronies in the past.Frankly 40k in general has been leaning this way, or at least a vocal minority.
I don't even know how you can even try to make space king into some culture war shit, the entire story for it is intentionally goofy and awful to live in that you really can't claim its make any statement beyond being a parody of 40k
>>98745752Acting like a retard fan of something is one of the oldest shitposting methods there is on 4chan.
>>98746386You have to understand that Warhammer 40k has a huge amount of cultural cache with losers who wish the world was simple enough that murdering everyone they don't like would solve all problems, because the (canonically decaying) Imperium of Man almost shares that idea. These same people are so stupid that they think Space King is better validation for that idea, and they care more about shitting up every single fucking thread with their shit than they do with about actually playing or enjoying games.
>>98746386this is the post-smartphone internet; everything has to be categorized as either on your side or the other sideif they don't want to pick a side, then that means they're on the other side
>>98746386>psst kid>want to buy some media literacy?
>>98746408Counterpoint, Space King is 12yos in superhero bodies, tossing girls into lava and kidnapping boys to turn them in to superheroes too. It's hilarious because it's just the exaggerated boys vs girls my kids are doing in grade school right now.
>>98751783Really needs a girly faction, my vote is Magical Talking Pastel Equines.
>>98751797My personal take is that that could work, but they shouldnt feel "part of the universe". In keeping with the meta theme of "girls are icky and have cooties" the girly faction should feel like an eldrich horror that destroys fundamental reality with its mere presence. Its your sister stealing your action man dolls to play house, giving them pink nails and making them wear dresses.
>>98746408Lost from the Tr00nCrusade thread?
>>98751797Kpop slaanesh
>>98745419>Boomer conservacucks are not the actual right wing.>muh no true scotsmuhn
>>98751845Unironically it should be a girly pop corruption ala KND & Mrs. Nesbitt.
>>98751845>My personal take is that that could work, but they shouldnt feel "part of the universe". In keeping with the meta theme of "girls are icky and have cooties" the girly faction should feel like an eldrich horror that destroys fundamental reality with its mere presence.I wouldn't go that far; They're be strange and alien, sure, but I'm thinking more "Parents forced the boys to play nice with the girls" angle.So the MTPE's would be fancy, haughty, and stuck up, basically four legged Aeldari, who are only begrudgingly allying with the brutish Psycho Warriors because Space King had a tryst with their Alicorn Goddess long long ago...>>98752927>Unironically it should be a girly pop corruption ala KND & Mrs. Nesbitt.Again, not that far, but I figure the biggest reason the Psycho Warriors go along with this is because the MTPEs have the "Bullshit" magical spell "Remove Globules" to fully or partially revert them back into little boys.
>>98745419So why were the student socialist group on my university campus 15 years ago the ones doing the protesting and not the young conservatives?
>>98753531This is a universe built on being over the top boys idea of scifi power fantasy. Something antithetical to that would need to go that far.
>>98753533you mean protesting on how right peepo are le nazis or something for not supporting israel enough
>>98754322No, they were trying to run boycotts of business with connections to israeli citizens. You are thoroughly delusional.
>>98754893>>98754322It's kind of hilarious how the right are now such staunch jew lovers.
i'm (not) sorry, but that was a fuckin tight speech
>>98744050Looks decent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OCZFYd6XHM
>>98745350>Hell, I thought 10 years ago space marine fans couldnt get any worse, oh how young and naive I wasI didn't think I'd find a post this based in the thread.>>98754897That's just dispensationalist evangelicals. They've been around for a long time. They probably tried to ban something you liked 20 years ago. The type of fucks that think Dungeons and Dragons is literally Satanic or something.
>>98755372>They've been around for a long time. They probably tried to ban something you liked 20 years agoWhat irks me is that they've made useful idiots of a generation of morons who don't even go to church.
>>98754893>>98754897if i were to search the majority of citations used by left wing sources, for the past two decades a majority would come from the ADL which defines anti zionism as a form of antisemitism, retards
>>98753531The issue is that the psycho warriors already hate everyone. "they begrudgingly work together" is true about them for literally everyone including each other.
>>98755804See it's that kind of lower key aspect that interests me more, the main retarded comedy misses more than it lands for me.They are almost all idiots but they know that by being idiots going in the same direction they can smash up more stuff. And then the ones that aren't brain damaged herd them like cats and give them tech that they hopefully won't break.
>>98755711>Please ignore what I am currently doing while I cherrypick statisticsStop being a golem.
>>98755009What speech?
>>98754897Now? They've all been simps for Israel for decades at the least. The Republicans, the AfD, the National Rally, Vox, and so on constantly affirm their alliance with those lunatics, and since those parties are designed to cater to people who are over the age of 50, they're not going to budge on this issue anytime soon.
>>98755830>They are almost all idiots They're children. Its a riff on child soldiers and the whole "Space Marines are recruited at 8 and learn nothing but war" so they should be completely retarded and intellectually stunted spergs. They're literally children given the bodies of demi-gods, but in a very childish way (Giant muscles and totally out of proportion). The Globule insertion retaining the original personality seems like they added it after already coming up with the not!geneseed implantation part. Tom and Don explicitly say that they're children with super human bodies.
>>98743631Nice .gif. But are you going to respond to what was actually said rather than what you imagined the op says?>>98744050It's inspired by Munchkin so I'm not interested in playing it. The minis look fun though.
>>98745419This sounds pretty fucking close to>Actual right wing has never been tried before
>>98745022>My mental illness is normal, other mental illness is mental illness.>We have studies backing up how my mental illness is slightly different
>>98754897>>98760225Not as hilarious as the left becoming avowed antisemites tbqh
>>98760923>real conservatism has never been tried bedore, it always gets subverted by the communists!>real communism has never been tried before, it always gets subverted by the capitalists!>real capitalism has never been tried before, it always gets subverted by the socialists!>real socialism has never been tried before, it always gets subverted by conservatists!>yada yadaenlightened centrist enters the chat
>>98744057Shit miniaturesthis will die faster than trench crusade
>>98745367>Support for Israel in the United States is, overwhelmingly, a universal political phenomenaFtfy
>>98743593>future of wargamingIts a board game.
>>98761254exactly, the way things keep getting dumbed down wargaming as we know it will soon cease to exist
>>98761267Well companies producing tapletop wargames aren't doing themselves any favors by hiring people strait out of video games school. All the old tapletop wargames were designed by military historians. Nowadays 40K feels like it should be a shitty mobile game.
>>98761060Real Centrism has never been tried before.
>>98760755To be honest the least explanation the better ... but if they don't explain it then how can their pals make 3 hour long "lore" videos for the youtube money.Like sometimes a Paedo Cult gag is just a Paedo Cult gag, but when it's right next to obviously competent characters that just have massive blind spots for no reason other than the plot demands it it gets a bit shitty.
>>98761348when the lore book drops and the Space King wiki gets updated is when the era of lore channels will startit will unfortunately, also be the beginning of the end
>>98761277GW gathering to the competitive market but can you blame them? It's the competitive players who will buy 9 kits of the current meta unit while hobbyist are happy using their rouge trader era models
>>98761277>All the old tapletop wargames were designed by military historians.So completely unrelated to 40k?
>>9876146640k was written by old school war gamers and military enthusiasts up to 4th edition. When exactly the foundation crumbled under the weight of incompetent fools I'm not sure but it has certainly happened by now.
>>98761466Dude every other person on both the old design team and the old White Dwarf team was a military historian.
>>98761466I mean if you consider the fact that modern 40k is more of a collector hobby akin to pokemon with banlists and set rotation for competitive play then yes
>>98745367>>98761230Dispensationalism is not right wing, though I can't blame you for thinking that since they masquerade as such.
>>98745022>every day a young white man becomes old enough to die for decaying Jewish pedophiles in the Middle EastIs this a flex?
wargamingly-related, how does your series adapt historical events in a world where people have the memory span of 1984 proles
>>98764969>your seriesnigger at least try to pretend you play games
>>98765115haven't seen op post their minis even onceif you are so asshurt about reality why don't you just pretend that sk doesn't exist and than 40k or tc "won" against the chuds or something
>>98765115It's a bot.
Internationally, in your skirmish wargames, do you challenge your players beliefs in the way that modern GW writers intended you to.
>>98765151>Hitler appreciates the qualities of a foreign culture>uhhhh clearly he wished he was Muslim!That's some mighty projection holy shit.
>>98765183He also claimed Nefertiti was Aryan (because one of her burial provisions ended up in Berlin which must have been a sign or guidance of fate).
>>98765151Is this someone's fan fiction of Hitler?
>>98760828>respond to what was actually saidhe did. What was actually said was fucking nothing. He responded to it.
>>98765219Mitochondrial DNA analysis has revealed that the Pharaohs carried the R1B haplogroup, which is concentrated most heavily in Europe, so that Aryan Nefertiti hypothesis?Not actually that crazy.
>>98773248Take your haplo-autism back to /int/.
>>98773248>the PharaohsAll 5k years worth of them?
>>98743593yeah, you may keep it, I went into past anyway
>>98773248>the Pharaohswhich ones?
