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Big Smile Edition

>Community Links:
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>Current Collage Theme
Retro

>/40kg/'s dudes
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>Previous Thread:
>>98741418

>thread question:
What things about Warhammer 40k and this general make you happy?
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>Vote for next collage theme
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRP4kEg6
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Can a CSM player help me out with a 1k point list? I've been out of the loop for years and I want to get back. I've no idea about rules, just point me towards something I can build to learn a bit of everything
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>>98745079
>1k
Who cares just buy whatever
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skavenfags would never
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>>98745063
>What things about Warhammer 40k and this general make you happy?
in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war
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>>98745063
>TQ
people give me advice when I post my models or show support
for real you guys are total bros
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>>98745084
cope
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>>98745063
>TQ
Old lore, old models getting posted, good tables (aka old style ones), good conversions (something that was way more common in old editions).

Basically old good new bad but unironically. I'm fucking tired of fake and gay modernity, bros. I'm tired of GW replacing classic kino designs with slop like primaris or the repentia. I'm tired of the edition churn every 3 years and the insane stat bloat. I'm tired of seeing niggers and ugly women as heads on every new model kit and on the cover of every single black library novel. I'm tired.
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>>98745107
That's just a marine dreadnought with a rat for a head.
It's shitty conversion compared to the cyborg lizardman.
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>>98745120
NTA but you have to give credit where credit is due in how whoever made that Skaven dread is actually trying to make space skaven 40k models instead of daydreaming about them.
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>>98745120
cope
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>>98745079
>10x raptors (210pt)
>5x possessed (120pt)
>1x chaos rhino (75pt)
>1x heldrake (205pt)
>3x noctilith crown (375pt)
This is the current meta list, 985pt total, fill out the rest with whatever you see fit and watch those tournament wins roll in.
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>>98745083
Aren't there any restrictions anymore to field armies? That seems crazy
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redpill me on machine spirits, do they even real?
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>>98745143
I once fed a rat to an industrial machine and it didn't need another service for 5 years.
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>>98745143
Yes, they are very real and appear in various stories and in codexes.
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>>98745143
They're a joke that autists started taking literally. So yes and no.
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>>98745143
They're real in real life. Someone post that screenshot of the guys who fixed a radar emitter on a navy ship by sacrificing a chicken and putting the bones in a box strapped to the machine.
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>>98745153
They were never a joke retard. You've never read old editions.
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>>98745143
every single thing in warhammer has a tiny soul, including inanimate objects, including artificial objects, but nobody in the setting actually knows this
the vast majority of alleged supernatural instances with machines are just errors, more or less advanced subroutines that have been long forgotten or misunderstood, and hearsay, that get blown out of proportions by superstition and religion
sometimes the machine does have a strong enough soul to act supernaturally, but it's never clear whether that action is due to a supernatural element, a misunderstood part of its mechanism, or whether it even gets picked up by others in the mayhem of a galaxy of wars
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>>98745163
praying to your toaster is supposed to be patently ridiculous, it's the kind of funny bit that shouldn't need to be explained
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>>98745138
No and it's been awful for the game
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>>98745167
All of this plus there are brains in jars that can pilot vehicles which also get called machine spirits. So in actuality the term machine spirit refers to like 4 different things which in-setting most people cannot differentiate or aren't even aware of and mix them up or mistake them for one another.
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>>98745163
In old editions machine spirits were just what superstitious tech worshipers called a piece of machinery behaving in an unexpected way
literally just cargo cultists seeing some mechanic kicking a compressor when it doesn't turn on and going "ah she's being stubborn" and assuming he must mean a spirit inhabiting the machine
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>>98745168
It's quite clear you get your lore from memes
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>>98745168
It was never a bit, the point was not to go "haha funneh" it was to show the world building of how the entire galaxy is a post-apocalyptic cargo cult where technology isn't well understood and the warriors are all superstitious monks and religious fanatics.
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>>98745163
Found one of the autists.
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>>98745135
Heldrakes are meta since when?
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Honestly making machine spirits real things instead of the schizo head babble of tech worshippers who barely understand the tech they maintain was one of the worst lore changes, worse than primaris
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Are the twin heavy bolters supposed to be blue, or is that just an omission?
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I think im going to start Emperors children. That new hellraiser game is giving me ideas...
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>>98745193
Animeanon posting hard trvkes like usual
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>>98745182
cargo cults are funny thoughbeit
that's what I thought when I read it in the 90s
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>>98745192
nvm I saw the crowns kek
>>98745144
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>>98745193
I don't think it was a change
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>>98745193
it can be both
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>>98745192
>missed the rhino with nothing to ride it
>missed the noctilith crowns
anon...
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>>98745196
Are you sure EC is a better choice than CSM of Slaanesh? Feels like you'd get twice the range
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I like orks :D
>>98745063
>thread question:
What things about Warhammer 40k and this general make you happy?
orks and posts about orks :D
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>>98745194
Yeah the artist just missed those details for coloring
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>>98745213
I like noise marines too much. If anything I'll just proxy the army in CSM if anything.
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>TQ
I enjoy 40k for its realist take on degenerate behavior and how it almost always leads to destruction and therefore must be cleansed and eradicated without remorse. I enjoy this general because it gives like minded anons a chance to engage and trade opinions without the constant fear or being banned or censored.
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>>98745193
There was never a change, you just didn't understand the lore.
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>>98745193
This
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>>98745143
In real life? Maybe, we are superstitious, but more importantly there are things we do not understand. Doesn't mean it's intelligent or a spirit.

In 40k? Yes, but that doesn't mean every machine spirit is real. Sometimes it's pure superstition, sometimes it's an automated system, sometimes it's an AI, sometimes it's something else.
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>>98745193
rare based animeposter.
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>>98745193
There was no change, machine spirits are still just schizo superstition
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>Machine spirits are just a meme
do people here even read the lore?
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So what's up with all the trolling on here today?
Please stop responding to bait
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>>98745255
its fairly tame compared to when HES here
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>>98745193
GW's "the warp makes everything real if enough people believe in it!" BS ruins everything. Tauva is the worst example of this
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>>98745254
Do you?
>lore
Okay newfag
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>>98745259
tauva is cool thougbeit
deserves a model
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>>98745259
Maybe this setting isnt for you then
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>>98745261
Pretty sure machine spirits have been a thing since 4th edition
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>>98745193
Stupid fucking anime poster derailed the thread into a retard argument
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>>98745143
Animism is human heritage, yes.
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>>98745275
>derailed the thread
>into talking about 40k lore
how absolutely dare he
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@gork is da machine spirit a load 'a dropz or is it da troof
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>>98745143
Machine spirits are a spectrum between artificial "instinct", regular functional coding and basically cargo cult. A Titan has a mighty machine spirit that wants to kill and murder everything in it's path. An auspex has a machine spirit that does beep when it detects a xeno. A regular six shooter has a machine spirit because it's a machine.
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>>98745307
>iz reel, but I’z da one doin’ it.
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>>98745129
That's not a conversion either. It's just a space skaven from Mantic.
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>>98745334
cope
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>>98745167
>every single thing in warhammer has a tiny soul, including inanimate objects, including artificial objects
No, they don't.
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>>98745271
Oh, you were arguing that some people supposedly said they don't exist, which isn't what's being said.

Okay retard, then
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>>98745334
https://www.manticgames.com/firefight/veer-myn/
wrong!
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>>98745063
Anyone have PDFs or scans of the expansion books for 10th? I would just buy them but GW loves putting these things out of print after a couple of months so they are hard to get where I am.
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>>98745342
Realm of chaos and the chaos marine codex say otherwise.
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>>98745143
They are very real but they're presented in many different ways.
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sometimes when captcha doesn't load immediately I click all around the screen to try and appease the machine spirits
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>>98745372
>realm of chaos
not canon
>chaos marine codex
which one
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>>98745167
Does this mean gene seed has souls in it if you know what i mean
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>bought tantalus off recaster
>think they'd just have some garbage resin cast of the decking
>it's actually brass etch
>the dice I ordered to pad the order also came in a cool tin
very cool, plus he sent me a free raider and some little chaos space marines
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>>98745424
if you ever visit china, you better find his office and suck him until his balls are drained.
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>>98745138
You have to have some frontline troops to capture objectives and stuff
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>>98745433
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>>98745458
Kek
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>>98745225
>>98745213
>>98745196
NOISE BOYZ are able to be taken in a CSM army as are the other basic "cult" troops, to enable you to run your Crimson Slaughter or Angels of Ecstasy warband that isn't affiliated with a legion.
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>>98745390
does it work?
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>>98745476
sometimes
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>>98745143
Hilarious how we have this discussion come up again every few months and every time get a bunch of completely wrong replies just like what happened to this one.
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has anyone scanned the operation imperator campaign book that came in the Armageddon box?
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What EC needs

-Fabius Bile
-ability to use Sonic Land Raiders and Sonic Rhinos (the chaos sprue literally comes with doom sirens)
-Doomrider
-Sonic Helbrute
-chaos bikes
-SUBJUGATOR knight class daemon engine model
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>>98745492
shut up nerd
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Buff knights
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>>98745501
OK sorry
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>>98745506
mhm
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Skinny knights
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>>98745492
so what's the "right" answer, smart guy?
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>>98745063
>TQ
I like that /yourdudes/ is a thing.
I like the bantz
Most of all I like seeing people's progress
I like the anons here (except one guy who won't leave)
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>>98745329
Thanks mork
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Question for guardfags: do you keep the same two special weapons across most your cadians? Or do you try to get 1 of each (flamer, gl, melta, plasma) and keep them about equal with each other?
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>>98745518
That's mork
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>>98745530
Yeah thats he said?
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>>98745225
Noise Marines are a meta pick for CSM lists or at least they were in 10th.
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>>98745063
>TQ
I like seeing models and the collage. Really, we should have organized like this ages ago. Imagine how huge the collage would have been back in /tg/s golden days. The only things not to like about this general are ritualposts and this one certain guy that refuses to leave despite being banned 250+ times
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>>98745526
I typically just go for Grenades and Plasma. Lasguns are good against most unarmored targets (provided you have enough dudes to shoot them)
Plus I don’t want to keep my infantry in close range anyway for flamers, leave that to the vehicles.
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>>98745530
Tell mork I said thanks for me
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>>98745063
>TQ: I’m still new to the tabletop of 40K and still trying to get my army done, but I like seeing other people’s work and like discussing lore and army options with them. I wish I got into this sooner
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>the NEW minis of the month
>generic chaos warrior, generic Orruk warrior, generic skeleton, generic space marine, generic chaos space marine
>meant explicitly for newfags to 'learn about the faction as they assemble it in store'
>are restocked so you can come in ANY DAY to get them
So
They're gonna just do basic warriors from old stock that didn't sell.
If only I had gotten a chance to snag some deathwing knights in 2024 from the gws near me. And then if they had put them back in stock. Oh well.
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>>98745536
No, he said that's mork, but that's not mork, that's mork
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>>98745557
>faggot scraping up dupes of the model of the month
neck yourself
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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
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>>98745557
The former minis of the month were also generic options from various kits.
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>>98745553
Wow I fucked up that greentext. Gomen gomen
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>>98745566
>crying about shit that doesn't affect you, that hypothetically could have happened but didn't, in a land far from your shack where you spend all day cracking walnuts with your bare hands that you found in the woods
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>>98745193
>machine spirits are the rationalizations of martian cavemen desperately trying to maintain the technology that keeps them alive
>belief in machine spirits retroactively creates actual machine spirits that inhabit those same machines
>10k years later Rynn's Might mows down orks on it's own without a crew
simple as
or
>machine spirits are the results of the ban on AI being circumvented by having machines across the imperium use human brains (or parts thereof) as processors, leading to machines developing underlying personalities (preferred maintenance methods, preferred users, etc)
Which way, martian man?
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COMPLETE MY SCAVENGER HUNT
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>>98745601
That thing ultimately got destroyed didn't it? I just got a land raider and was considering on calling it Rynn's Revenge.
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>>98745567
Very soon! I’m sure James loves dark Eldar!
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>have to build minis in the shop
I always assumed the mini of the month was a fools errand
I don't want a mini that's assembled but full of gaps and lines because they don't stock filler or sandpaper in the shops
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>>98745601

Both? I'll take both.
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I accidentally built two heavy weapon girls for my bss, going to try get the mini to fix it
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>>98745372
No, they don't.
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https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/jvquigqz/all-new-in-store-offer-this-october/

No more unique mini, you have to build and paint a choice of generic mini in the store now.
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>>98745670
It was never a unique mini.
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>>98745674
Unique in the sense that now it's forever the same 8 minis. You'll never get a kroot, scout marine, skeleton, etc.
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>>98745684
better this than faggot redshirts pocketing all the monthly minis before the doors even open
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Question for you, Anon:
Are the stereotypes about who plays your army true?
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>>98745700
Yes. Sm players are both the best and worst. In every sense.
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Does anyone own any pinup models?
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Thinking about getting some of these for basing my knights. Any idea where I can find the STL? I'm guessing this is a 3rd party printing service and that they didnt develop it.
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>>98745729
Anon, the name of the STL creator is in the middle of that image you silly billy.
https://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-basing-bits-temple-ruins-253980
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>>98745738
I'm retarded thanks anon
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>>98745700
None are true, it’s mostly lorelets and nomodels creating these things because what else do they have to do.
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>>98745700
I play CSM and wear TAPOUT shirts
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>>98745700
yes, most space wolves players do happen to be homosexual furries
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>>98745762
I don't believe you no one wears tapout shirts anymore
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>>98745700
I play sisters and yes I am trans
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>>98745765
What army do you play?
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>>98745700
yes
All Eldar players are businessmen, scientists, doctors etc
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>>98745800
He plays space wolves the question is about armies you play and their stereotypes, can you read?
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I don't care about the custodes rules because i'm just not gonna play against them
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>>98745700
Yes, all guardfags are WW2 autists
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>>98745804
He doesn’t play shit
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>>98745832
whatever helps you cope, furfag
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Im new, why does everyone have an intense hatred for space wolves?
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Sisters have won the London GT
GW furiously scribbling notes on how to nerf them because that’s not supposed to happen.
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>>98745841
Do you ever get bored of playing this game of pretend?
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>>98745841
40kg is full of Thousand Son shills
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>>98745841
ugly models, mary sue lore, obnoxious fans
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>>98745841
Jealousy, inferiority.
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>>98745841
meh faction beloved by resident lolcow who LARPs too much
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>>98745700
Yes. Thousand Sons players are retards who go "all according to keikaku" (translator's note: keikaku means plan)
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>>98745841
lore hypocrisy, most flanderized model range in entire 40k, obnoxious fans, sometimes unreasonably good psykers under the guise of rule of cool. That's the normie reasons to dislike them
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>>98745841
everything about them fucking sucks, but there’s also a mentally retarded guy who stalks this thread who’s obsessed with them, so people take their hatred out on the space wolves.
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>>98745878
Permanent means PERMANENT
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10 more to go before I finish my patrol box
and I still have like 600ish points
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Howcome I never see any art depicting necrons fighting daemons?
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>>98745901
Decal-fag?
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>>98744679
Frenchie won the GT, Sisterbabs we are now the strongest faction by right of combat, total Sister victory, not even the new Ork codex could stop us.
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>>98745919
Basedbasedbasedbasedbased
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>>98745700
Yes I and two other guys locally play World Eaters and we’re all very retarded.
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>>98745700
I don't know the stereotypes about my army
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>>98745919
Very cool! I love the Mountain Dew plasma coil
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>>98745919
Looking good anon
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>>98745841
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>>98745659
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>>98745958
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>>98745841
We hate them because a certain retard ruined them by proximity. The faction will never recover in this general probably.
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>>98745868
What? There's a couple thousand sons posters but I don't recall any of them being obnoxious or something
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>>98745946
Why didn’t the big emps just warn Magnus of the webway project?
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*farts*
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>>98745700
I'm not sure.

I play nids because I'm a childish retard who likes making stompy noises during my movement phase. My guys are godzilla monsters and that's cool and that's simple as.

I play guard because they're just your average human dude and tanks are cool.

I play eldar because I like elves and I like that they're specialized infantry in cool transports.

I play SoB because I like women. and I like the absurd church organ tanks and the like.

I play Agents because I'm a contrarian. I also love the witch hunters in space stuff.

and last but not least, I play marines because GW makes sure they always have good rules and new models and are easy, and I loan this to people the most.

I don't know which of these are stereotypical or not. I imagine these are among the common reasons people who play these choose them. So yeah I guess.
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>>98745845
Please no
The army is already swingy and volatile far beyond nearly any other, we don't need nerfs
Though I will note that the winning list is VERY similar to my meme one that I threw together recently, including the Triumph, Hospitaller and BSS brick. Glad to know I was on the right track.

The part I'll hate the most is hearing marinefags whinging about it with "see Sisters are fine! They won a tournament" despite all the everything else. Something something "exception proves the rule."
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>>98745841
Lolcow aside, I have always disliked them because they tick all the boxes of a super special snowflake oc donut steel in everything they do, plus the use of themes and tropes that are cringe from the get go, and that get brought to their tiring extremes, and do so without ever actually trying to fit within the lines of the wider imperial superfaction, and taking pride in that even.

The one and only reason they get a pass is because they've been introduced to 40k very early on, which is merely a gentle way to say that they're only ever accepted by hypocrites and people with no taste.
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>>98746026
Exceptions dont prove rules that has always been a retarded saying created by a retard
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>>98745999
bad writing and daddy issues
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>>98746018
Nid players are female gooners or beastialityfags.
Guard players are autistic /k/ or /pol/ larpers
Eldar players are gay(affectionate)
SoB players are gooners
Agents players are gay(derogatory)
And SM players are everything at once.
Does any of this fit you?
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>>98746035
>Exceptions dont prove rules
Let's run through a very basic thought exercise
I have 1000 data points. 995 of them say "if x, then y." 5 of them say "if x, then z."
Does the general rule "if x, then y" not apply to this data set, despite overwhelming odds of it occuring?
And before you move the goalpost with "but those numbers aren't real," yea I know, it's a thought exercise to prove the point, not based on any real scenario.

The exceptions do prove the rule, by nature of being exceptions to it. That's how they're exceptions, that's what the word means.
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>>98746079
Yeah I'm not reading all that autistic shit you retard
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>>98745813
Well said, my friend!
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>>98746029
anyone who uses the term "lolcow" should be removed from society.
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>>98745700
No.
Custodes and Black Templar stereotypes are often reversed.
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>>98746120
Do you like space wolves and blood angels perhaps
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>>98746026
The funniest thing about the winning list was the Dogmata being there because "I liked the model and wanted to paint one".
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>>98745700
>Are the stereotypes about who plays your army true?
Yes. They are all true. All of them. It does not matter what army it is.
The community of every collective including Warhammer 40,000 armies would be improved if people adopted the izzat system of making sure to be the best representative or even the 'exception' of the community to not validate the bad stereotypes.

>>98746079
Absolutely murdered him.
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>>98746120
you just used it
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>>98746132
The two most popular Space Marine chapters? What a shocker that would be..
>>98746171
I was quoting someone nimrod
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>>98746120
the lolcows should be removed first, then we can worry about anyone else.
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>>98746183
>SW
>Most popular
Sure thing buddy.
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>>98746183
>I was quoting someone nimrod
And I was calling you out specifically, not using the term.
Check out of that miserable life of yours.
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>>98746128
Holy trvke
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>>98746155
>would be improved if people adopted the izzat system
SAAAR
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>>98746183
Go back, stalker.
Your life is already over.
Enjoy permanent bans.
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>>98745063
Are Chaos Daemons supposed to look like monstrous humanoids and beast-like monsters with Earth fauna characteristics in general or do they appear as such only to humans?
As in would race of silicon-based crystal crabs perceive them as hideous rock monsters out of THEIR folklore, history and collective fears?
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>>98746203
That's a really good question. I'm in favor of the idea that each individual perceives Chaos Daemons and entities in a way that's somewhat unique to them and so individuals of the same race would share certain ideas and characteristics while totally alien races would indeed see them very differently, but I'm not sure if there's any canon evidence to back that up.
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>>98746203
That picture is quite literally the future liberals dream of living in, I think I’m gonna be sick..
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>>98746005
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>>98746203
I've always seen them as manifestations of the wills that summoned them, since the overwhelming majority of chaos incursions are spawned by human hands we see human chaos demons as the "standard" but ones brought forward by a more "alien" species would look significantly different
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>>98746183
I don't understand how your posts glow so much but they do. Or stink rather.
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>-2 to enemy pile-in and consolidate

That's going to be so toxic.
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>>98746249
This begs the question why you bother responding to me at all since I clearly hate you and couldn’t care less about your opinions…curious!
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>>98746253
>On the advance and reroll charges subfaction, no less
I'm gonna enjoy my opponent slightly fucking up his positioning one time and getting 2 big scary units tagged in a way that only lets 3/20 models swing back
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It's insane how BA players are either super sovlfvl and based or absolute trash wastes of air. No in between.
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>>98745936
Everyone assumes we're fans of the NL trilogy
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>>98746264
i for one can't wait for each fight phase to take 30 minutes as we try to figure out where to place models.
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>this is a woman according to GW
Literal trannies in the sculpting team for certain, grim, dark even
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>>98746183
Nimrod? Are you trying to sound like chrischan? Who even says shit like that nowadays.
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>>98746292
80% of why this looks awful is the paintjob
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Don't reply to him
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>>98746203
Warhammer is inconsistent, forced to bend the knee to meta reasons, and chaos is also extra inconsistent.
But the simplest answer is that they do in fact look like the models do, except when they don't.

The infinite possibilities of chaos are wasted for these reasons
>demons fabricate a form for themselves when they enter realspace, they are, in a way, giving up a great deal of their true selves in order to interact with a more limited universe
>mankind in the present of the setting is the dominant force of the galaxy, which also makes it the main food source of the chaos gods at this point in time, and they are what they eat
these reasons are common but not universal, there can be exceptions and those exceptions don't change these explanations as to why demons look the way they look otherwise, because chaos is arbitrary and inconsistent and you shouldn't think too much about it, that's like the first thing gw is begging you to do when presenting the realm of chaos and demons
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>>98746292
Have you seen some of the chicken heads who play our game? They’re not exactly the pick of the roost.
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>>98746292
Kinda reminds me of barney from the simpsons
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>>98746298
I don't think so, not this time. I know there are bad sisters faces saved by good paintjobs like pic related but that one looks unsalvageable.
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>>98746295
Sorry you were raised in a latrine and have the vocabulary of backwater peasant.
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>>98745901
What's the collage? Are we still doing Old models?
>was supposed to be out of state 3 weeks ago, never did, could have done some squoots
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>>98746309
I 100% agree with you but that's not a great example
That's not the head of the regular repentia superior, that's a more feminine 3rd party head.
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>>98746317
Stop posting cartoon children with cameltoes you weirdo
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>>98746292
Lol why is she missing teeth
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>>98746321
Yeah retro. We'll see what next month is.
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>>98746321
Retro, so it could be old models or a retro paint job or whatever
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Keep posting
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>>98746324
Pulling pins with your teeth isn't a good idea.
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I guess it's prime yiff hours. Must be lonely in that car.
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Gonna paint those hellblasters, or like literally anything new for the first time in like a year or so?
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>>98746317
https://youtu.be/yt1VjV4a2Dg
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>>98746332
Do sororitas have a baller dental plan?
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>>98746337
Lmao that emblem on the chest.
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>>98746346
SORORITAS NEED BRACES
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>>98746337
You’re really not as clever or funny as you seem to think you are, it’s actually quite sad seeing these “memes”
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>>98746317
Keep posting cartoon children with cameltoes you gigachad
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>>98746337
Most of this meme was meh but the LIMITED fucking got me
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>>98746337
I'm excited for next month's collage I've been thinking of swapping my sternguard for hellblasters for the utility
and making the pedo seethe when I can paint them in less than 30 days when he's at 365 is great too
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>>98746363
You probably laugh and drool till you piss yourself during Adam Sandler movies too.
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>>98746371
Same. timestamps for buying them, building them, and painting them.
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It's one of those threads huh
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Who's your favorite hobby-tuber?
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>>98746399
>Orange and teal
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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>>98746418
They've all gotten considerably worse since more and more of them make content as a full time gig
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>>98746418
Warhipster
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>>98746337
Top Kek
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>>98746418
Any that I can see nude from a google search.
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>>98746449
based
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>>98746449
what happened here

>>98746418
>valrak has kids
brings into question why he fucks around so much
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>>98746449
did xhe win?
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>>98746337
>LIMITED emblem
my fucking sides
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>>98746420
I'm sorry anon but you're colorblind
>>98746418
mishmash
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>>98746467
7-1
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What army is most fun to play against? It it worth going orks or something because they are fun to play against?
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The samefagging is off the charts today
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>>98746292
Looks loike a roit fookin slag t'me
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>>98746480
Orks fucking rule both as an army to play and to play against. I'm a Dark Eldar man myself because I love fast things that blow up real good, which means I get along well with Ork players.
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>>98746480
Horde armies that you can wipe a squad off the board with a few attacks is very fun to play against
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>>98746478
placement?
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>>98746489
8th out of the entire tournament.
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>>98746499
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>98746449
>tranny brings a list
>it's full of POSSESSED and MUTILATORS
Lmfaooo, you can't make this shit up
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>>98746449
Cringe post tbqh famalam
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>>98746513
How so?
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>>98746532
nta but how not so?
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>>98746532
It's not funny, it's just cringe
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>>98746507
It's so on the nose it almost glows
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>>98746540
I didn't think it was funny when I posted it, just surprising. What bothered me more is the Mutilator and Possessed spam desu
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>>98746541
I laughed even just reading the wargear
>10x hideous mutations
>plasma guns at the top, because using them can make you kill yourself
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>>98746541
more like on the noose hehe
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>>98746550
kek
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More votann when?
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>>98746569
They wont look like that. They'll have a fat man face and be indistinguishable from a beardless dwarf
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>>98746576
I can make them look like that if I want.
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>>98746550
>plasma guns at the top, because using them can make you kill yourself
I didn't even clock that
Holy fuck my sides
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>>98745108
I have anti-woke fatigue.
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>>98746587
have you done it yet?
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>>98745108
>I'm fucking tired of fake and gay modernity, bros
Be the change you want to see. Go play 4th edition, that has always been allowed. Recommended even.
>I'm tired of GW replacing classic kino designs
Just don't buy those things, retard. Instead buy the HH kits you whinging faggot.
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>>98746621
faggot
>Inb4 >phoneposting
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>>98746621
you're still seething about being told you don't belong last thread and now falseflagging huh
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>>98746626
No. But maybe in the future.
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Where are my promised emperors children toys
Also are rhinos getting fucked for chaos
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>>98746621
Nice bait now kys
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All I had time to do today was paint some ankle armor before I had to leave for work :(
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>>98746621
Go be a faggot elsewhere.
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>>98746637
>we were here first
You came here in 2015 at the earliest
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>>98746629
>Go play 4th edition, that has always been allowed.
Genuinely a good idea but it's going to take some work to get more people on board
>Instead buy the HH kits you whinging faggot.
I'm literally waiting for them to come back in stock at my LGS next week, relax.
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>>98746632
>>98746637
>Both the same timezone
>Time between posts the amount of time it takes to type up two posts on phone and desktop
lol
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>>98746648
Okay and most of the troons showed up in 2023 so what's your point faggot
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>wake up
>/pol/ war brewing
Seriously what is up with you cunts on during this time? If you're not yacking it up about primarchs and marines (very gay behaviour btw) you're rubbing your fat chud bellies and clapping your feet over lame old tranny jokes? Enjoy resetting your routers.

What's next after custards codex, btw?
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>>98746655
that a newfag like (you) belongs here no more than those freaks
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>>98746654
>>Both the same timezone
Yeah the East Coast US is the vast majority of all posters on 4chan at this current hour nigger, but no, nice try
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>>98746656
Probably Tau
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>>98746657
Post your pre-2015 /40kg/ screenshots and memes then faggot
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>>98746659
>Yeah the East Coast US is the vast majority of all posters on 4chan at this current hour
Nope! This is peak GMT 0 and GMT -8 hours, GMT-5 is not that prevalent here
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>Was checking out other miniature games because I was curious
>See Infinity
>Females look sexy with big tits and ass showing as well as looking cute
>It's also made from metal
Why the absolute fuck are Warhammer females not able to do this for either 40k or AoS?
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>>98746449
In a better world, this young man would have posted some equally cringe thing like "Asuna is my waifu" and had fun and made friends instead of turning every interaction into a social hostage situation while wearing a wig and ill fitting skirt.
I have one of these things at my LGS. I can see it in the owner's eyes whenever he goes to buy something and starts yapping. He's polite and friendly, because the troon probably moves a lot of product. But you can just feel it in the air, everyone wants the man to leave so we can all be at peace.
And it just makes me sad. I can't even be angry anymore. I just think how much less miserable everyone would be if people like him didn't give into a weirdo internet sex cult just for a crumb of validation and attention.
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>>98746656
Tranny obsessed burgers (on both sides of the political compass) are just getting off work
>What's next after custards codex, btw?
Tau
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>>98746663
Every time I do you shift goalposts or pretend you didn't see them so you can keep pretending like you belong here
https://files.catbox.moe/l0chon.png
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>>98746664
Absolute cope, this is literally afterwork EST hours.

>>98746665
Not to defend GW but Infinity sucks though.
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>>98746665
>see animu game with sexy waifu models
>duuhhh why do non animu game not have da waifu??
Is this the media literacy crisis in action?
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>>98746641
>Also are rhinos getting fucked for chaos
Why would they be when marines got them back for carrying usable units?
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>>98746671
>erm you've only been posting here 11 years so you don't belong
>also here's my proof oh it doesn't even load
Retard, kek
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>>98746672
>Absolute cope
No, 4chan's own census shows east coast US is one of the lowest western world timezones
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>>98746679
>thinks he belongs when he's a self-admitted election tourist
>retard can't even use catbox
you CANNOT make this up
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>>98746615
That's only because you are woke and losing.
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>>98746662
>>98746670
>Tau
I don't play em but based
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>>98746684
>election tourist
Nigger I didn't pay any attention to politics over 10 years ago I was just here talking about 7th ed 40k, you are the newfag who has fallen for memes
>can't use catbox
I can use it just fine you literally failed your fucking upload lmao
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>>98745079
2 lord of skulls and a warpsmith
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>>98746674
>Leftist_discourse.webp
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>>98746665
>able to
This is your mistake
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>>98746687
I don't care about Tau because not only I don't play them, nobody in my playgroup does as well so it's a nothing burger. Nothing new to play with or against. At least my marine playing buddies are excited and I'll get to play vs. new stuff.
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>>98746674
>Infinity
>Anime
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>>98746697
>you are the newfag who has fallen for memes
Cope harder newfag
>you literally failed your fucking upload lmao
Nope! You NEED to go back
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>>98746672
>Not to defend GW but Infinity sucks though
QRD? Im interested in it because I like the look of the models.
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>>98746716
It's just cringe furry weeaboo generic sci-fi art style. If you like it go for it, but gothic space medieval 40k mogs it conceptually.
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>>98746718
Permanent means permanent
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>>98746718
>weeaboo
NIGGA WE'RE ON 4CHAN
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>Space Wolves mentioned
>Thread turns to shit
all according to keikaku.....
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>>98746720
>implying the decalfaggot would call something else "furry"
Are you literally fucking braindamaged nigger? My post is obviously not him jfc.
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>>98746727
You do all the time
Permanent
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>>98746724
Listen I like anime too but as far as tabletop games go Westerners do it better, 40k is infinitely more cool (lol) than Infinity.
>>
what color are you suppose to paint those capsule thing on marine belt?
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>>98746725
No someone made fun of a tranny and the lefty loons started screeching
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>>98746736
Any color you want
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>>98746733
The only thing more cringe than the fucking decalnigger is retarded obsessed faggots like you who bring him up completely unprompted and accuse other anons at random of being him when they don't even sound anything like him.
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>>98746741
>Him
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>>98746741
>him
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>>98746745
>>98746747
Yes him you stupid fucks, are you guys legitimately trolling right now? What part of calling Infinity cringe furry shit sounds like the fucking FURFAGGOT who is obsessed with space wolves you goddamn morons. I feel like I'm being baited.
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>>98746751
You aren't as subtle as you think you are
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If you do not want to be in the company of off-putting transsexuals, do not be in the company of off-putting transsexuals
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>>98746735
>Westerners
It... It's made by a French Company. I get the fumes from your carpartment are causing you brain damage, but I didn't know it was THIS bad.
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>>98746751
Idk if they’re trying to bait me out but you deserve this for calling me a furry and decalnigger so eat shit
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>>98746757
Did you guys genuinely show up today and just hear about decalmutant and not even interact with him yet? That fucking retard would never in 100 years admit that being a space wolf player makes you a furfaggot. LEMAN RUSS SUCKS COCK AND TAKES WOLF DICK IN THE ASS. Are we all going to have to post this shit now to prove we're not the mutant to you retarded newfags who lack the room temperature IQ to discern his posts? Holy shit.
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>>98746736
You mean the grenades? I've been painting mine olive green, but I've seen them red in ar people have posted here.
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>>98746768
Fuck you too faggot if you weren't such a blight on the thread we wouldn't have to deal with people making false accusations of being you, have some shame.
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>>98746712
It's very clearly inspired by Japanese mangos, yes. Inb4
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
Or
>it's not widdewally anime!
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>>98746715
Hey look you were right you posted it and he's now pretending to not see it



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