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Can a CSM player help me out with a 1k point list? I've been out of the loop for years and I want to get back. I've no idea about rules, just point me towards something I can build to learn a bit of everything
>>98745079>1kWho cares just buy whatever
skavenfags would never
>>98745063>What things about Warhammer 40k and this general make you happy?in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war
>>98745063>TQpeople give me advice when I post my models or show supportfor real you guys are total bros
>>98745084cope
>>98745063>TQOld lore, old models getting posted, good tables (aka old style ones), good conversions (something that was way more common in old editions).Basically old good new bad but unironically. I'm fucking tired of fake and gay modernity, bros. I'm tired of GW replacing classic kino designs with slop like primaris or the repentia. I'm tired of the edition churn every 3 years and the insane stat bloat. I'm tired of seeing niggers and ugly women as heads on every new model kit and on the cover of every single black library novel. I'm tired.
>>98745107That's just a marine dreadnought with a rat for a head.It's shitty conversion compared to the cyborg lizardman.
>>98745120NTA but you have to give credit where credit is due in how whoever made that Skaven dread is actually trying to make space skaven 40k models instead of daydreaming about them.
>>98745120cope
>>98745079>10x raptors (210pt)>5x possessed (120pt)>1x chaos rhino (75pt)>1x heldrake (205pt) >3x noctilith crown (375pt)This is the current meta list, 985pt total, fill out the rest with whatever you see fit and watch those tournament wins roll in.
>>98745083Aren't there any restrictions anymore to field armies? That seems crazy
redpill me on machine spirits, do they even real?
>>98745143I once fed a rat to an industrial machine and it didn't need another service for 5 years.
>>98745143Yes, they are very real and appear in various stories and in codexes.
>>98745143They're a joke that autists started taking literally. So yes and no.
>>98745143They're real in real life. Someone post that screenshot of the guys who fixed a radar emitter on a navy ship by sacrificing a chicken and putting the bones in a box strapped to the machine.
>>98745153They were never a joke retard. You've never read old editions.
>>98745143every single thing in warhammer has a tiny soul, including inanimate objects, including artificial objects, but nobody in the setting actually knows thisthe vast majority of alleged supernatural instances with machines are just errors, more or less advanced subroutines that have been long forgotten or misunderstood, and hearsay, that get blown out of proportions by superstition and religion sometimes the machine does have a strong enough soul to act supernaturally, but it's never clear whether that action is due to a supernatural element, a misunderstood part of its mechanism, or whether it even gets picked up by others in the mayhem of a galaxy of wars
>>98745163praying to your toaster is supposed to be patently ridiculous, it's the kind of funny bit that shouldn't need to be explained
>>98745138No and it's been awful for the game
>>98745167All of this plus there are brains in jars that can pilot vehicles which also get called machine spirits. So in actuality the term machine spirit refers to like 4 different things which in-setting most people cannot differentiate or aren't even aware of and mix them up or mistake them for one another.
>>98745163In old editions machine spirits were just what superstitious tech worshipers called a piece of machinery behaving in an unexpected wayliterally just cargo cultists seeing some mechanic kicking a compressor when it doesn't turn on and going "ah she's being stubborn" and assuming he must mean a spirit inhabiting the machine
>>98745168It's quite clear you get your lore from memes
>>98745168It was never a bit, the point was not to go "haha funneh" it was to show the world building of how the entire galaxy is a post-apocalyptic cargo cult where technology isn't well understood and the warriors are all superstitious monks and religious fanatics.
>>98745163Found one of the autists.
>>98745135Heldrakes are meta since when?
Honestly making machine spirits real things instead of the schizo head babble of tech worshippers who barely understand the tech they maintain was one of the worst lore changes, worse than primaris
Are the twin heavy bolters supposed to be blue, or is that just an omission?
I think im going to start Emperors children. That new hellraiser game is giving me ideas...
>>98745193Animeanon posting hard trvkes like usual
>>98745182cargo cults are funny thoughbeit that's what I thought when I read it in the 90s
>>98745192nvm I saw the crowns kek>>98745144
>>98745193I don't think it was a change
>>98745193it can be both
>>98745192>missed the rhino with nothing to ride it >missed the noctilith crownsanon...
>>98745196Are you sure EC is a better choice than CSM of Slaanesh? Feels like you'd get twice the range
I like orks :D>>98745063>thread question:What things about Warhammer 40k and this general make you happy?orks and posts about orks :D
>>98745194Yeah the artist just missed those details for coloring
>>98745213I like noise marines too much. If anything I'll just proxy the army in CSM if anything.
>TQI enjoy 40k for its realist take on degenerate behavior and how it almost always leads to destruction and therefore must be cleansed and eradicated without remorse. I enjoy this general because it gives like minded anons a chance to engage and trade opinions without the constant fear or being banned or censored.
>>98745193There was never a change, you just didn't understand the lore.
>>98745193This
>>98745143In real life? Maybe, we are superstitious, but more importantly there are things we do not understand. Doesn't mean it's intelligent or a spirit.In 40k? Yes, but that doesn't mean every machine spirit is real. Sometimes it's pure superstition, sometimes it's an automated system, sometimes it's an AI, sometimes it's something else.
>>98745193rare based animeposter.
>>98745193There was no change, machine spirits are still just schizo superstition
>Machine spirits are just a memedo people here even read the lore?
So what's up with all the trolling on here today?Please stop responding to bait
>>98745255its fairly tame compared to when HES here
>>98745193GW's "the warp makes everything real if enough people believe in it!" BS ruins everything. Tauva is the worst example of this
>>98745254Do you?>loreOkay newfag
>>98745259tauva is cool thougbeit deserves a model
>>98745259Maybe this setting isnt for you then
>>98745261Pretty sure machine spirits have been a thing since 4th edition
>>98745193Stupid fucking anime poster derailed the thread into a retard argument
>>98745143Animism is human heritage, yes.
>>98745275>derailed the thread>into talking about 40k lorehow absolutely dare he
@gork is da machine spirit a load 'a dropz or is it da troof
>>98745143Machine spirits are a spectrum between artificial "instinct", regular functional coding and basically cargo cult. A Titan has a mighty machine spirit that wants to kill and murder everything in it's path. An auspex has a machine spirit that does beep when it detects a xeno. A regular six shooter has a machine spirit because it's a machine.
>>98745307>iz reel, but I’z da one doin’ it.
>>98745129That's not a conversion either. It's just a space skaven from Mantic.
>>98745334cope
>>98745167>every single thing in warhammer has a tiny soul, including inanimate objects, including artificial objectsNo, they don't.
>>98745271Oh, you were arguing that some people supposedly said they don't exist, which isn't what's being said.Okay retard, then
>>98745334https://www.manticgames.com/firefight/veer-myn/wrong!
>>98745063Anyone have PDFs or scans of the expansion books for 10th? I would just buy them but GW loves putting these things out of print after a couple of months so they are hard to get where I am.
>>98745342Realm of chaos and the chaos marine codex say otherwise.
>>98745143They are very real but they're presented in many different ways.
sometimes when captcha doesn't load immediately I click all around the screen to try and appease the machine spirits
>>98745372>realm of chaosnot canon>chaos marine codexwhich one
>>98745167Does this mean gene seed has souls in it if you know what i mean
>bought tantalus off recaster>think they'd just have some garbage resin cast of the decking>it's actually brass etch>the dice I ordered to pad the order also came in a cool tinvery cool, plus he sent me a free raider and some little chaos space marines
>>98745424if you ever visit china, you better find his office and suck him until his balls are drained.
>>98745138You have to have some frontline troops to capture objectives and stuff
>>98745433
>>98745458Kek
>>98745225>>98745213>>98745196NOISE BOYZ are able to be taken in a CSM army as are the other basic "cult" troops, to enable you to run your Crimson Slaughter or Angels of Ecstasy warband that isn't affiliated with a legion.
>>98745390does it work?
>>98745476sometimes
>>98745143Hilarious how we have this discussion come up again every few months and every time get a bunch of completely wrong replies just like what happened to this one.
has anyone scanned the operation imperator campaign book that came in the Armageddon box?
What EC needs-Fabius Bile-ability to use Sonic Land Raiders and Sonic Rhinos (the chaos sprue literally comes with doom sirens)-Doomrider-Sonic Helbrute-chaos bikes-SUBJUGATOR knight class daemon engine model
>>98745492shut up nerd
Buff knights
>>98745501OK sorry
>>98745506mhm
Skinny knights
>>98745492so what's the "right" answer, smart guy?
>>98745063>TQI like that /yourdudes/ is a thing.I like the bantzMost of all I like seeing people's progressI like the anons here (except one guy who won't leave)
>>98745329Thanks mork
Question for guardfags: do you keep the same two special weapons across most your cadians? Or do you try to get 1 of each (flamer, gl, melta, plasma) and keep them about equal with each other?
>>98745518That's mork
>>98745530Yeah thats he said?
>>98745225Noise Marines are a meta pick for CSM lists or at least they were in 10th.
>>98745063>TQI like seeing models and the collage. Really, we should have organized like this ages ago. Imagine how huge the collage would have been back in /tg/s golden days. The only things not to like about this general are ritualposts and this one certain guy that refuses to leave despite being banned 250+ times
>>98745526I typically just go for Grenades and Plasma. Lasguns are good against most unarmored targets (provided you have enough dudes to shoot them)Plus I don’t want to keep my infantry in close range anyway for flamers, leave that to the vehicles.
>>98745530Tell mork I said thanks for me
>>98745063>TQ: I’m still new to the tabletop of 40K and still trying to get my army done, but I like seeing other people’s work and like discussing lore and army options with them. I wish I got into this sooner
>the NEW minis of the month>generic chaos warrior, generic Orruk warrior, generic skeleton, generic space marine, generic chaos space marine>meant explicitly for newfags to 'learn about the faction as they assemble it in store'>are restocked so you can come in ANY DAY to get themSoThey're gonna just do basic warriors from old stock that didn't sell.If only I had gotten a chance to snag some deathwing knights in 2024 from the gws near me. And then if they had put them back in stock. Oh well.
>>98745536No, he said that's mork, but that's not mork, that's mork
>>98745557>faggot scraping up dupes of the model of the monthneck yourself
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98745557The former minis of the month were also generic options from various kits.
>>98745553Wow I fucked up that greentext. Gomen gomen
>>98745566>crying about shit that doesn't affect you, that hypothetically could have happened but didn't, in a land far from your shack where you spend all day cracking walnuts with your bare hands that you found in the woods
>>98745193>machine spirits are the rationalizations of martian cavemen desperately trying to maintain the technology that keeps them alive>belief in machine spirits retroactively creates actual machine spirits that inhabit those same machines>10k years later Rynn's Might mows down orks on it's own without a crewsimple asor>machine spirits are the results of the ban on AI being circumvented by having machines across the imperium use human brains (or parts thereof) as processors, leading to machines developing underlying personalities (preferred maintenance methods, preferred users, etc)Which way, martian man?
COMPLETE MY SCAVENGER HUNT
>>98745601That thing ultimately got destroyed didn't it? I just got a land raider and was considering on calling it Rynn's Revenge.
>>98745567Very soon! I’m sure James loves dark Eldar!
>have to build minis in the shopI always assumed the mini of the month was a fools errandI don't want a mini that's assembled but full of gaps and lines because they don't stock filler or sandpaper in the shops
>>98745601Both? I'll take both.
I accidentally built two heavy weapon girls for my bss, going to try get the mini to fix it
>>98745372No, they don't.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/jvquigqz/all-new-in-store-offer-this-october/No more unique mini, you have to build and paint a choice of generic mini in the store now.
>>98745670It was never a unique mini.
>>98745674Unique in the sense that now it's forever the same 8 minis. You'll never get a kroot, scout marine, skeleton, etc.
>>98745684better this than faggot redshirts pocketing all the monthly minis before the doors even open
Question for you, Anon:Are the stereotypes about who plays your army true?
>>98745700Yes. Sm players are both the best and worst. In every sense.
Does anyone own any pinup models?
Thinking about getting some of these for basing my knights. Any idea where I can find the STL? I'm guessing this is a 3rd party printing service and that they didnt develop it.
>>98745729Anon, the name of the STL creator is in the middle of that image you silly billy.https://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-basing-bits-temple-ruins-253980
>>98745738I'm retarded thanks anon
>>98745700None are true, it’s mostly lorelets and nomodels creating these things because what else do they have to do.
>>98745700I play CSM and wear TAPOUT shirts
>>98745700yes, most space wolves players do happen to be homosexual furries
>>98745762I don't believe you no one wears tapout shirts anymore
>>98745700I play sisters and yes I am trans
>>98745765What army do you play?
>>98745700yesAll Eldar players are businessmen, scientists, doctors etc
>>98745800He plays space wolves the question is about armies you play and their stereotypes, can you read?
I don't care about the custodes rules because i'm just not gonna play against them
>>98745700Yes, all guardfags are WW2 autists
>>98745804He doesn’t play shit
>>98745832whatever helps you cope, furfag
Im new, why does everyone have an intense hatred for space wolves?
Sisters have won the London GTGW furiously scribbling notes on how to nerf them because that’s not supposed to happen.
>>98745841Do you ever get bored of playing this game of pretend?
>>9874584140kg is full of Thousand Son shills
>>98745841ugly models, mary sue lore, obnoxious fans
>>98745841Jealousy, inferiority.
>>98745841meh faction beloved by resident lolcow who LARPs too much
>>98745700Yes. Thousand Sons players are retards who go "all according to keikaku" (translator's note: keikaku means plan)
>>98745841lore hypocrisy, most flanderized model range in entire 40k, obnoxious fans, sometimes unreasonably good psykers under the guise of rule of cool. That's the normie reasons to dislike them
>>98745841everything about them fucking sucks, but there’s also a mentally retarded guy who stalks this thread who’s obsessed with them, so people take their hatred out on the space wolves.
>>98745878Permanent means PERMANENT
10 more to go before I finish my patrol boxand I still have like 600ish points
Howcome I never see any art depicting necrons fighting daemons?
>>98745901Decal-fag?
>>98744679Frenchie won the GT, Sisterbabs we are now the strongest faction by right of combat, total Sister victory, not even the new Ork codex could stop us.
>>98745919Basedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>98745700Yes I and two other guys locally play World Eaters and we’re all very retarded.
>>98745700I don't know the stereotypes about my army
>>98745919Very cool! I love the Mountain Dew plasma coil
>>98745919Looking good anon
>>98745841
>>98745659
>>98745958
>>98745841We hate them because a certain retard ruined them by proximity. The faction will never recover in this general probably.
>>98745868What? There's a couple thousand sons posters but I don't recall any of them being obnoxious or something
>>98745946Why didn’t the big emps just warn Magnus of the webway project?
*farts*
>>98745700I'm not sure.I play nids because I'm a childish retard who likes making stompy noises during my movement phase. My guys are godzilla monsters and that's cool and that's simple as.I play guard because they're just your average human dude and tanks are cool.I play eldar because I like elves and I like that they're specialized infantry in cool transports.I play SoB because I like women. and I like the absurd church organ tanks and the like.I play Agents because I'm a contrarian. I also love the witch hunters in space stuff.and last but not least, I play marines because GW makes sure they always have good rules and new models and are easy, and I loan this to people the most.I don't know which of these are stereotypical or not. I imagine these are among the common reasons people who play these choose them. So yeah I guess.
>>98745845Please noThe army is already swingy and volatile far beyond nearly any other, we don't need nerfsThough I will note that the winning list is VERY similar to my meme one that I threw together recently, including the Triumph, Hospitaller and BSS brick. Glad to know I was on the right track.The part I'll hate the most is hearing marinefags whinging about it with "see Sisters are fine! They won a tournament" despite all the everything else. Something something "exception proves the rule."
>>98745841Lolcow aside, I have always disliked them because they tick all the boxes of a super special snowflake oc donut steel in everything they do, plus the use of themes and tropes that are cringe from the get go, and that get brought to their tiring extremes, and do so without ever actually trying to fit within the lines of the wider imperial superfaction, and taking pride in that even.The one and only reason they get a pass is because they've been introduced to 40k very early on, which is merely a gentle way to say that they're only ever accepted by hypocrites and people with no taste.
>>98746026Exceptions dont prove rules that has always been a retarded saying created by a retard
>>98745999bad writing and daddy issues
>>98746018Nid players are female gooners or beastialityfags.Guard players are autistic /k/ or /pol/ larpersEldar players are gay(affectionate)SoB players are goonersAgents players are gay(derogatory)And SM players are everything at once.Does any of this fit you?
>>98746035>Exceptions dont prove rulesLet's run through a very basic thought exerciseI have 1000 data points. 995 of them say "if x, then y." 5 of them say "if x, then z."Does the general rule "if x, then y" not apply to this data set, despite overwhelming odds of it occuring?And before you move the goalpost with "but those numbers aren't real," yea I know, it's a thought exercise to prove the point, not based on any real scenario.The exceptions do prove the rule, by nature of being exceptions to it. That's how they're exceptions, that's what the word means.
>>98746079Yeah I'm not reading all that autistic shit you retard
>>98745813Well said, my friend!
>>98746029anyone who uses the term "lolcow" should be removed from society.
>>98745700No.Custodes and Black Templar stereotypes are often reversed.
>>98746120Do you like space wolves and blood angels perhaps
>>98746026The funniest thing about the winning list was the Dogmata being there because "I liked the model and wanted to paint one".
>>98745700>Are the stereotypes about who plays your army true?Yes. They are all true. All of them. It does not matter what army it is.The community of every collective including Warhammer 40,000 armies would be improved if people adopted the izzat system of making sure to be the best representative or even the 'exception' of the community to not validate the bad stereotypes.>>98746079Absolutely murdered him.
>>98746120you just used it
>>98746132The two most popular Space Marine chapters? What a shocker that would be..>>98746171I was quoting someone nimrod
>>98746120the lolcows should be removed first, then we can worry about anyone else.
>>98746183>SW>Most popularSure thing buddy.
>>98746183>I was quoting someone nimrodAnd I was calling you out specifically, not using the term.Check out of that miserable life of yours.
>>98746128Holy trvke
>>98746155>would be improved if people adopted the izzat systemSAAAR
>>98746183Go back, stalker.Your life is already over.Enjoy permanent bans.
>>98745063Are Chaos Daemons supposed to look like monstrous humanoids and beast-like monsters with Earth fauna characteristics in general or do they appear as such only to humans? As in would race of silicon-based crystal crabs perceive them as hideous rock monsters out of THEIR folklore, history and collective fears?
>>98746203That's a really good question. I'm in favor of the idea that each individual perceives Chaos Daemons and entities in a way that's somewhat unique to them and so individuals of the same race would share certain ideas and characteristics while totally alien races would indeed see them very differently, but I'm not sure if there's any canon evidence to back that up.
>>98746203That picture is quite literally the future liberals dream of living in, I think I’m gonna be sick..
>>98746005
>>98746203I've always seen them as manifestations of the wills that summoned them, since the overwhelming majority of chaos incursions are spawned by human hands we see human chaos demons as the "standard" but ones brought forward by a more "alien" species would look significantly different
>>98746183I don't understand how your posts glow so much but they do. Or stink rather.
>-2 to enemy pile-in and consolidate That's going to be so toxic.
>>98746249This begs the question why you bother responding to me at all since I clearly hate you and couldn’t care less about your opinions…curious!
>>98746253>On the advance and reroll charges subfaction, no lessI'm gonna enjoy my opponent slightly fucking up his positioning one time and getting 2 big scary units tagged in a way that only lets 3/20 models swing back
It's insane how BA players are either super sovlfvl and based or absolute trash wastes of air. No in between.
>>98745936Everyone assumes we're fans of the NL trilogy
>>98746264i for one can't wait for each fight phase to take 30 minutes as we try to figure out where to place models.
>this is a woman according to GWLiteral trannies in the sculpting team for certain, grim, dark even
>>98746183Nimrod? Are you trying to sound like chrischan? Who even says shit like that nowadays.
>>9874629280% of why this looks awful is the paintjob
Don't reply to him
>>98746203Warhammer is inconsistent, forced to bend the knee to meta reasons, and chaos is also extra inconsistent.But the simplest answer is that they do in fact look like the models do, except when they don't.The infinite possibilities of chaos are wasted for these reasons>demons fabricate a form for themselves when they enter realspace, they are, in a way, giving up a great deal of their true selves in order to interact with a more limited universe >mankind in the present of the setting is the dominant force of the galaxy, which also makes it the main food source of the chaos gods at this point in time, and they are what they eat these reasons are common but not universal, there can be exceptions and those exceptions don't change these explanations as to why demons look the way they look otherwise, because chaos is arbitrary and inconsistent and you shouldn't think too much about it, that's like the first thing gw is begging you to do when presenting the realm of chaos and demons
>>98746292Have you seen some of the chicken heads who play our game? They’re not exactly the pick of the roost.
>>98746292Kinda reminds me of barney from the simpsons
>>98746298I don't think so, not this time. I know there are bad sisters faces saved by good paintjobs like pic related but that one looks unsalvageable.
>>98746295Sorry you were raised in a latrine and have the vocabulary of backwater peasant.
>>98745901What's the collage? Are we still doing Old models?>was supposed to be out of state 3 weeks ago, never did, could have done some squoots
>>98746309I 100% agree with you but that's not a great exampleThat's not the head of the regular repentia superior, that's a more feminine 3rd party head.
>>98746317Stop posting cartoon children with cameltoes you weirdo
>>98746292Lol why is she missing teeth
>>98746321Yeah retro. We'll see what next month is.
>>98746321Retro, so it could be old models or a retro paint job or whatever
Keep posting
>>98746324Pulling pins with your teeth isn't a good idea.
I guess it's prime yiff hours. Must be lonely in that car.
Gonna paint those hellblasters, or like literally anything new for the first time in like a year or so?
>>98746317https://youtu.be/yt1VjV4a2Dg
>>98746332Do sororitas have a baller dental plan?
>>98746337Lmao that emblem on the chest.
>>98746346SORORITAS NEED BRACES
>>98746337You’re really not as clever or funny as you seem to think you are, it’s actually quite sad seeing these “memes”
>>98746317Keep posting cartoon children with cameltoes you gigachad
>>98746337Most of this meme was meh but the LIMITED fucking got me
>>98746337I'm excited for next month's collage I've been thinking of swapping my sternguard for hellblasters for the utilityand making the pedo seethe when I can paint them in less than 30 days when he's at 365 is great too
>>98746363You probably laugh and drool till you piss yourself during Adam Sandler movies too.
>>98746371Same. timestamps for buying them, building them, and painting them.
It's one of those threads huh
Who's your favorite hobby-tuber?
>>98746399>Orange and tealGET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>98746418They've all gotten considerably worse since more and more of them make content as a full time gig
>>98746418Warhipster
>>98746337Top Kek
>>98746418Any that I can see nude from a google search.
>>98746449based
>>98746449what happened here>>98746418>valrak has kidsbrings into question why he fucks around so much
>>98746449did xhe win?
>>98746337>LIMITED emblemmy fucking sides
>>98746420I'm sorry anon but you're colorblind>>98746418mishmash
>>987464677-1
What army is most fun to play against? It it worth going orks or something because they are fun to play against?
The samefagging is off the charts today
>>98746292Looks loike a roit fookin slag t'me
>>98746480Orks fucking rule both as an army to play and to play against. I'm a Dark Eldar man myself because I love fast things that blow up real good, which means I get along well with Ork players.
>>98746480Horde armies that you can wipe a squad off the board with a few attacks is very fun to play against
>>98746478placement?
>>987464898th out of the entire tournament.
>>98746499B A S E DASED
>>98746449>tranny brings a list>it's full of POSSESSED and MUTILATORSLmfaooo, you can't make this shit up
>>98746449Cringe post tbqh famalam
>>98746513How so?
>>98746532nta but how not so?
>>98746532It's not funny, it's just cringe
>>98746507It's so on the nose it almost glows
>>98746540I didn't think it was funny when I posted it, just surprising. What bothered me more is the Mutilator and Possessed spam desu
>>98746541I laughed even just reading the wargear>10x hideous mutations>plasma guns at the top, because using them can make you kill yourself
>>98746541more like on the noose hehe
>>98746550kek
More votann when?
>>98746569They wont look like that. They'll have a fat man face and be indistinguishable from a beardless dwarf
>>98746576I can make them look like that if I want.
>>98746550>plasma guns at the top, because using them can make you kill yourselfI didn't even clock thatHoly fuck my sides
>>98745108I have anti-woke fatigue.
>>98746587have you done it yet?
>>98745108>I'm fucking tired of fake and gay modernity, brosBe the change you want to see. Go play 4th edition, that has always been allowed. Recommended even.>I'm tired of GW replacing classic kino designsJust don't buy those things, retard. Instead buy the HH kits you whinging faggot.
>>98746621faggot>Inb4 >phoneposting
>>98746621you're still seething about being told you don't belong last thread and now falseflagging huh
>>98746626No. But maybe in the future.
Where are my promised emperors children toys Also are rhinos getting fucked for chaos
>>98746621Nice bait now kys
All I had time to do today was paint some ankle armor before I had to leave for work :(
>>98746621Go be a faggot elsewhere.
>>98746637>we were here firstYou came here in 2015 at the earliest
>>98746629>Go play 4th edition, that has always been allowed.Genuinely a good idea but it's going to take some work to get more people on board>Instead buy the HH kits you whinging faggot.I'm literally waiting for them to come back in stock at my LGS next week, relax.
>>98746632>>98746637>Both the same timezone >Time between posts the amount of time it takes to type up two posts on phone and desktoplol
>>98746648Okay and most of the troons showed up in 2023 so what's your point faggot
>wake up>/pol/ war brewingSeriously what is up with you cunts on during this time? If you're not yacking it up about primarchs and marines (very gay behaviour btw) you're rubbing your fat chud bellies and clapping your feet over lame old tranny jokes? Enjoy resetting your routers.What's next after custards codex, btw?
>>98746655that a newfag like (you) belongs here no more than those freaks
>>98746654>>Both the same timezoneYeah the East Coast US is the vast majority of all posters on 4chan at this current hour nigger, but no, nice try
>>98746656Probably Tau
>>98746657Post your pre-2015 /40kg/ screenshots and memes then faggot
>>98746659>Yeah the East Coast US is the vast majority of all posters on 4chan at this current hourNope! This is peak GMT 0 and GMT -8 hours, GMT-5 is not that prevalent here
>Was checking out other miniature games because I was curious>See Infinity>Females look sexy with big tits and ass showing as well as looking cute>It's also made from metalWhy the absolute fuck are Warhammer females not able to do this for either 40k or AoS?
>>98746449In a better world, this young man would have posted some equally cringe thing like "Asuna is my waifu" and had fun and made friends instead of turning every interaction into a social hostage situation while wearing a wig and ill fitting skirt. I have one of these things at my LGS. I can see it in the owner's eyes whenever he goes to buy something and starts yapping. He's polite and friendly, because the troon probably moves a lot of product. But you can just feel it in the air, everyone wants the man to leave so we can all be at peace.And it just makes me sad. I can't even be angry anymore. I just think how much less miserable everyone would be if people like him didn't give into a weirdo internet sex cult just for a crumb of validation and attention.
>>98746656Tranny obsessed burgers (on both sides of the political compass) are just getting off work>What's next after custards codex, btw?Tau
>>98746663Every time I do you shift goalposts or pretend you didn't see them so you can keep pretending like you belong herehttps://files.catbox.moe/l0chon.png
>>98746664Absolute cope, this is literally afterwork EST hours.>>98746665Not to defend GW but Infinity sucks though.
>>98746665>see animu game with sexy waifu models>duuhhh why do non animu game not have da waifu??Is this the media literacy crisis in action?
>>98746641>Also are rhinos getting fucked for chaosWhy would they be when marines got them back for carrying usable units?
>>98746671>erm you've only been posting here 11 years so you don't belong>also here's my proof oh it doesn't even loadRetard, kek
>>98746672>Absolute copeNo, 4chan's own census shows east coast US is one of the lowest western world timezones
>>98746679>thinks he belongs when he's a self-admitted election tourist>retard can't even use catboxyou CANNOT make this up
>>98746615That's only because you are woke and losing.
>>98746662>>98746670>TauI don't play em but based
>>98746684>election touristNigger I didn't pay any attention to politics over 10 years ago I was just here talking about 7th ed 40k, you are the newfag who has fallen for memes>can't use catboxI can use it just fine you literally failed your fucking upload lmao
>>987450792 lord of skulls and a warpsmith
>>98746674>Leftist_discourse.webp
>>98746665>able toThis is your mistake
>>98746687I don't care about Tau because not only I don't play them, nobody in my playgroup does as well so it's a nothing burger. Nothing new to play with or against. At least my marine playing buddies are excited and I'll get to play vs. new stuff.
>>98746674>Infinity>Anime
>>98746697>you are the newfag who has fallen for memesCope harder newfag>you literally failed your fucking upload lmaoNope! You NEED to go back
>>98746672>Not to defend GW but Infinity sucks thoughQRD? Im interested in it because I like the look of the models.
>>98746716It's just cringe furry weeaboo generic sci-fi art style. If you like it go for it, but gothic space medieval 40k mogs it conceptually.
>>98746718Permanent means permanent
>>98746718>weeabooNIGGA WE'RE ON 4CHAN
>Space Wolves mentioned>Thread turns to shitall according to keikaku.....
>>98746720>implying the decalfaggot would call something else "furry"Are you literally fucking braindamaged nigger? My post is obviously not him jfc.
>>98746727You do all the timePermanent
>>98746724Listen I like anime too but as far as tabletop games go Westerners do it better, 40k is infinitely more cool (lol) than Infinity.
what color are you suppose to paint those capsule thing on marine belt?
>>98746725No someone made fun of a tranny and the lefty loons started screeching
>>98746736Any color you want
>>98746733The only thing more cringe than the fucking decalnigger is retarded obsessed faggots like you who bring him up completely unprompted and accuse other anons at random of being him when they don't even sound anything like him.
>>98746741>Him
>>98746741>him
>>98746745>>98746747Yes him you stupid fucks, are you guys legitimately trolling right now? What part of calling Infinity cringe furry shit sounds like the fucking FURFAGGOT who is obsessed with space wolves you goddamn morons. I feel like I'm being baited.
>>98746751You aren't as subtle as you think you are
If you do not want to be in the company of off-putting transsexuals, do not be in the company of off-putting transsexuals
>>98746735>WesternersIt... It's made by a French Company. I get the fumes from your carpartment are causing you brain damage, but I didn't know it was THIS bad.
>>98746751Idk if they’re trying to bait me out but you deserve this for calling me a furry and decalnigger so eat shit
>>98746757Did you guys genuinely show up today and just hear about decalmutant and not even interact with him yet? That fucking retard would never in 100 years admit that being a space wolf player makes you a furfaggot. LEMAN RUSS SUCKS COCK AND TAKES WOLF DICK IN THE ASS. Are we all going to have to post this shit now to prove we're not the mutant to you retarded newfags who lack the room temperature IQ to discern his posts? Holy shit.
>>98746736You mean the grenades? I've been painting mine olive green, but I've seen them red in ar people have posted here.
>>98746768Fuck you too faggot if you weren't such a blight on the thread we wouldn't have to deal with people making false accusations of being you, have some shame.
>>98746712It's very clearly inspired by Japanese mangos, yes. Inb4>I was just pretending to be retarded!Or>it's not widdewally anime!
>>98746715Hey look you were right you posted it and he's now pretending to not see it
>>98746767>t's made by a French CompanyOkay it's a literal who game why would I care to even know this, it's done in a weeaboo/mecha anime style is the point.
>>98746786>youQuit samefagging nigger we already moved on from that cope, you're a faggot trying to claim people posting here for over a decade are newfags and no one backed you up
>>98746789Why are you complain about weeaboos of all things on 4chan?
>>98746782I still don't see it
>>98746789>Westerners do it better>It was made by westerners S-so!?!!?;
>>98746794NTA, but election tourists are eternal newfags.And before you accuse me of being a leftist: woke invaders belong even less than election tourists. That doesn't change the fact you area and will always be a newfag.
>>98746716The Infinity rule system is much better than anything GW comes out with, you just have to like/put up with the visual style
>>98746794Yes if you started posting after 2006 you are LITERALLY a newfag that shit doesn't go away because you squatted in post-cripplechan dead 4chan lmao
>>98746794>s-s-samefag!!!lmao, newfag's a schizo too
>>98746782THIS is a real weeaboo game
Are TSons *really* that bad in terms of painting them? I've painted guardsmen, SoB and CSM before, just want to know if it'd be better to avoid or if the whole thing is overblown.Also, are Tzaangors essential to the army list or can I get away without them? Is Ahriman essential like Morvenn is for Sisters?I have a strong desire to cast spells and shit
Any of you guys hope more ecelebs get into 40k?
>>98746838No, why would we ever hope that?
>>98746838no
>>98746819So what does that say to me if I actually prefer the armor design of the models of Infinity over 40k besides a couple like Eldar and Dark Eldar?
>>98746828
>>98746838I hope you kill yourself like that mother killer will once his grifting income dries up
>>98746829I painted *one* thousand sons rubric the way they're technically supposed to be painted and I immediately switched to another color scheme with less stripes
>>98746829>Are TSons *really* that bad in terms of painting them?They're kinda time consuming to paint and require some decent brush control because of all the trim but I don't feel like it's as bad as people make it out to be
>>98746838Yes. The bigger the hobby gets the more people will see my models and think I'm cool.
>>98746838No. But I hope more non-ecelebs get into it
>>98746855>kinda time consuming to paintThis is fine on its face>require some decent brush controlThis is iffy, a good 10-15% of my time spent painting is going back over fuck-ups from my shaky hands as-is.Thanks for the info, I think I'll stay away from TSons then for the sake of my sanity.
>>98746829If you've painted Sisters of Battle and CSM you'll be fine. It'll just take time but doable.>t. GSC painter
>start painting >get burned out halfway thoughfuck I hate seeing an unfinished model on my shelf
>>98746913You've got this anon so hang in there!
>>98746913Leave all of your painting stuff out and ready so that you can come back to it when the muse strikes, you might paint in 15-20 minute bursts but progress is progress.
>>98746399ksbd ?
>>98746920I swear it's like none of you people have kids (or cats).
>>98746913I wish I could be painting. I hate assembly...
>>98746935I do have a cat I simply accept the risk.
>>98746913Nigga just tend to it slowly day by day
