Elf relationships editionLast thread: >>98673107Discuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: What are the biggest challenges with having relationships with elves?
>relationships with elvesWell this thread will be an absolute minefield.
Have a scribble of Cute Redneck Elf with a whole invoice of lawyers in Baldur's Gate court about to demolish a whole magical university along with it's furry Archmage for sending her to Hell.>>98745287>What are the biggest challenges with having relationships with elves?Not being mayfly
Some new cute art I requested from the drawthead of the tallarn and banshee OCs that got posted here a few times in case you remember them.No Noldor sperg wars pls
>>98745344Wait...what is that Tau energy drink?>Taurine???
>>98745344>No Noldor sperg wars plsWell, the very first post was already pornographic in nature, so here we go.
>>98745356The fact that the hammer and the shield don't match the rest of the armor design infuriates me to no end
>>98745341plot twist: the mage university lawyer and the judge go to the same synagogue
>>98745376Plot untwist: Turns out some other Dukes (unbeknownst to Arrianne) were also hiding literal demons in their closets too so sacking some furry wizard and dishing out gold and titles to a redneck was easier than letting a party that spent months in Hell that specialized in sniffing out and killing demons spend some more time in Baldur's Gate
>>98745354No idea lol the drawfag added that on his own
>>98745344Cuuuuuute
Today I found out the ForeForge Japanese are not too ill fitting with GW high elf parts.
>>98745344I love how waifufags are sniffing the biggest balloon of copium about romance with an eldar gf, while de facto that young retard will be used like that nigger with an anti-tank mine in that russian video. Nice art desu lmao
No more songs, we fight now.
Can anyone else see the viability of the idea that long lived elves would domesticate various shorter lived humanoid races?Ive been playing around with the idea that drow/dark elves could easily domesticate goblins breeding a large variety of goblinoids.Another idea was that Humans would technically be a (High) Elf domesticated form of Orc.
>>98745344Also forgot there's an alt with more intense sun and different clothes color>>98745786>sniffing the biggest balloon of copiumNever claimed it's loreful lol, just two characters from a /vg/ drawfag I thought looked cute together & had nice designs. Not meant to be taken seriously, silly ship.
>>98746178Personally I just like he remembered Eldar are taller than humans.
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>>98745287>What are the biggest challenges with having relationships with elves?trying to keep up with their libidos
>>98746546You don't, that's a fool's errand. What you can do is hold on for dear life.
>>98746065>>No more fight, we surrender now
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>>98747632Drukhari basically live-streaming their own kills (and deaths) is such a funny concept and almost certainly canon with all their thrill seeking and lazy hedonism.>Bet I can kill the space marine captain with just a knife and whip>You're on but I get to stream it if you die and you pay for my resurrection>Bet. My followers love this shit. I was trending for a week from my try at that Hivetryant and got invited to the Crucibael.
>>98745356Fucking eunuch
>>98745786That video was based. The Russian that did it probably has one of the strongest chins in existence.
>>98746566Elves want men that take charge and show their love though. They want to be bent over the kitchen table unprompted. They do not respect doormats
>>98745786imperiumsissies cannot handle the Eldar mog
>>98748869I fucking hate Eldar armor design so much
>>98748933>xir hate the most iconical and kino thing in eldar
>>98748995He's in this thread for the softcore- and waifufag-dump, so armored up Eldar of course bother him.
>>98748995>>98749008Actually I'm arrianne anon and I really don't like Eldar designs. I'm just being honest.
>>98749187What a shocking plottwist.
White and buff or white and black are good elf ship colors
i love the Eldar on a conceptual level so fucking much, but all their books are worthless garbage. i quit even bothering with black library when i read that book that tried to make wychs literal trannies. nowadays the only lore i accept is either from the codexes or headcanon i made up
I like Peatrice, but there's barely any art of her.
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>>98748712based
>>98745341>Not being mayflyWouldn't the challenge come from being a mayfly? I mean, unless she's into that.
>>98745344>tallarnSeems kind of pale for a desert rat.
is elf law more complicated then human law? Is there a difference between elf types?
>>98751670There is no "elf law", there are many different settings with different elves and even within their settings there can be different elf cultures with their own laws and customs.As someone that actually plays games, you should know that there is no universal "elf x".So tell us about your elves. Make your own stuff.No slopping of world-building, think for yourself
>>98749187I'm curious, what design elements would you rely on to convey "space elf"? 40k is something of an oddity with how literal their space elf is compared to other sci-fi settings, but they did a pretty good job translating warhammer fantasy elves to 40k. The combination of bulbous and sleek with sharp edges evokes classic alien stuff like flying saucers and fishbowl helmets, while they shoved in things like horsehair crests, jewels, feathered vanes to give them some archaic stuff. I will say I don't like the emphasis on cone helmets; it looks dumb to me.
>>98751594>he dosen't knowTallarn was a lush agri-world once from what I remember. It only became a desert hellscape later on. So, the desert raiders are meant to be more Lawrence of Arabia mixed with the Mujahideen rather than just being literal Arabians in space. So a pale as fuck Desert Raider isn't actually that strange.Fun fact. Tallarn and the Biel-tan fought the Iron Warriors together and made a literal promise of friendship afterwards. Despite what certain retards in this thread would have you believe of Biel-tan being literal murder-autists towards anything not Eldar.
>>98751710>there are many different settings with different elves and even within their settings there can be different elf cultures with their own laws and customs.yes this would be the implicit situation that necessitates the question. Thanks for showing everyone how smart you are. Are you going to answer the question?For completeness sake I can say that in my current game of sword world the answer would be no, elf law is not more complicated than human law. Or more accurately no mention is ever given to elf law and elf society is less structured, stratified and formal than human society. Dark elves wouldn't bother with laws, only tribal traditions and arbitrary despotism
>>98751752>So a pale as fuck Desert Raider isn't actually that strange.Fair enough.>Tallarn and the Biel-tan fought the Iron Warriors together and made a literal promise of friendship afterwards.My knowledge of Biel-tan, and eldar in general, comes from occasionally reading 3rd/4th edition codices and dawn of war, so I am by no means an expert, but an outright declaration of friendship seems a bit odd for either side. Imperial guard are still part of the imperium, and while Biel-tan does "help" out humanity from time to time, it's less a gesture of cooperation and more of a grudging measure to ensure future prosperity for when the eldar rise again, more so than even other craftworlds.
>>98751670Given how hard the the proverbial legal can is kicked down the road by our human standards, elf court must be extra hell:>Elf court appeals the appeal to appeal the first appeal>Trial dates set decades down the line
>>98751920>but an outright declaration of friendship seems a bit odd for either sideTo be fair, like most co-operation between Humans and Eldar in 40k. It's more a "If chaos comes by again, we'll work together to fuck it up then go our separate ways" But making a declaration of friendship between themselves was outright stated as happening, of course the "friendship" is kept vague and any sort of relationship between Tallarn and Biel-tan beyond that is pretty much unknown. It's really just a bit of worldbuilding fluff to be an example of how the Eldar and Imperium will work together when the situation calls for it. Not really anything major. I only bring it up because it upsets two autists (Mostly just one, n*ldorfag knows jack shit about Eldar beyond them being space elves) who claim to love Eldar yet force their own headcannon of all Eldar being genocidal retards who hate everyone and want to kill all Humans they come across. When it's constantly shown that's not the case at all. Biel-Tan in particular suffer from being characterized as murderous retards when they really aren't.
>>98752139>force their own headcannon of all Eldar being genocidal retardsPost a screenshot of that claim.
>>98751570I was saying mayflies somehow getting a longer lifespan was a challenge>>98751731Eldar have this very uncanny blend of 70s and 90s aesthetic. They together with the rest of 40k fall to the same trap of a "brick" design that somehow moves faster than sound. I think their biggest mistake was trying to make fantasy elves but in space, instead of coming with something new because the beauty of scifi design is having freedom to break away from tradition.>The combination of bulbous and sleek with sharp edges evokes classic alien stuff like flying saucers and fishbowl helmets,It does have that retro feel but then you add the tasteless helmet+mask angryface visor and then add those winged plumes and these fantasy trinkets on the swords and belts and you get the usual 40k soup. All of the individual elements work, but together they make a mess. Much like when you mix all colors together and get a brown. That's how I feel about Eldar. They were trying to bring out too many elements at the same time as failed. Compare that to Imperium factions. Each faction does one thing and it's visible in their design. I know Eldar have specialized units like Reapers or Warp Spyders and their look much better to me.
My character is a spoiled posh magical bitch with a massive chip on her shoulder, but I have a hard time pulling off a matronly British accent with consistency. Are there any resources out there for doing proper accent work? I'm constantly riffing on the others in my group, and it doesn't work if I sound American.
>>98748711>>98748713>>98748869>>98748963>>98749008>>98749204>>98749662>>98751931>>98751940>>98752176Why are you so gay?
>>98753704>Guilliman shipperEww
>>98751805>>98751710>doesn't answer the questionEvery. Single. Time. There really isn't any reason to ever reply to >uh why don't YOU answer the question!posters. They never have anything to say and just want to do their hall monitor rutine
I really need to fuck an Elf
>>98752138Elf lawyers have an insane grift going. Is that what all the elf office ladies work with? Law? And in the naval department of course
how tall do you like your elves
>>98755215Taller than humans, unless you really just want them to be dex-niggers and focus entirely on that.Taller works better if you want your elves to be regal and grand, and it works better with the highborn idea.
>>98755215At least seven feel tall! Elezen are cute!
>>98755260Agreed. I think elves should be about 10-20cm taller than humans on average, and they should have less sexual dimorphism, so the females are just as tall as the males
>>98753704You have other boards if you want exclusively female elf image dumps.
i like non-40k scifi elves
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>>98754884What is there to answer?>how do elf doors look like?I dunno, probably very elegant. High elf doors probably look different than wood elf doors look different than dark elf doors. Some settings don't have these subraces, and in some settings, these doors would probably look weirder, in others maybe very mundane and just like human doors.How do your elf doors look like?These questions are just very useless unless there is something substantial and tangible attached to them. Like an existing game, existing setting, something you are working on.This is /tg/, all these world-building musings are supposed to come from or are for the act of running and playing actual games.At the very least, you can use some general baseline assumptions about elves that you may find in many settings. Such as elves having a long history, a sophisticated culture, maybe even an advanced statecraft. And you might say that lends itself well for having complicated laws. But then, you can also have some basic wood-nigger elves next to them that don't know what a state is.And here is my personal bias slipping in: unneccessary complicated laws are not the sign of a sophisticated culture. They are the sign of a corrupt and failing system. For instance, I cannot imagine Tolkien's certainly highly idealistic elves to have many complicated laws. Maybe some laws regarding outsiders (No x shall pass this river) and then really basic laws for living within the lord's domain. And if you don't like your lord, you just fuck off and do your own thing somewhere else.The thing with his elves, though, is that they are pretty equal. You have the free elf folks, who vote for their lord from one of the great houses and that's it. If you have a much more stratified society (unfree elves, land-based people, free landowners, city elves, guild members, bureaucrats, lesser nobility, higher nobility, a priest class, a mage class?), then shit might naturally turn into a complicated mess.1/2 fuck
>>987554072/2So even if we assume a lot of assumptions about whatever elf we are talking about, the very idea can be interpreted in different ways depending on the tone and themes of your setting, and the being of the individual elf cultures and races. High elves might have complicated laws due to many institutions and different strata of a complex society that developed over thousands of years. Your wood elves might have very few laws, but some of them are very esoteric and spiritual in nature, and hard to understand (and easy to break) if you don't understand how to interpret them. Dark elves might have a wild mix out of different laws that nobody pays attention to because they are evil backstabbers anyway.And all these are just my interpretations that I came up with on the spot instead of you doing exactly the same thing and while the slop-nigger that looked for an excuse to dump his garbage, so please stop whining and pissing and shitting everywhere. But congrats on tricking me for making two lengthy posts.I think unnecessarily monstrous bureaucratic systems should be a human thing
>>98755407>>98755432You could've just said>If the answer is "depends" then the question is spam.
>>98755532"It depends" is the answer of 99% of all questions that aren't extremely simple fact queries
>>98755532I'm very aware that these "how should x" questions are just white noise and their posters don't care about actual answers. But I'm unfortunately a very idealistic "be the change you want to see" type of anon.
>>98755407>These questions are just very useless unless there is something substantial and tangible attached to them. Like an existing game, existing setting, something you are working onSo don't reply unless you have something to add then. Expecting others to write about their games, setting and ideas while never giving anything back is trash wannabe janny behavior. Clearly you don't play either since you can't give an example while expecting everyone else to do it. You're not even interested in replying to someone who did come with an example from actual play, so why are you here?
Melty incoming.
>>98755594So 99% of them are spam.
>>98755618It's no better to just ask generic ass basic questions that can be whatever you want due to the power of make-believe of traditional games, and then expect anons to write short stories and entire lore bibles for you.
>>98755637Seems accurate, desu.Especially now, with glowniggers prowling the boards.
>>98755646>then expect anons to write short stories and entire lore bibles for you.No necessary, you just have to give examples from actual play/prep. Huge issue for most people on /tg/ thoughever
>>98755215Tall. Short elves gtfo.
>>98755807is you be a sayian average """man""" elf is as tall as an average human female lmao?
>>98755841Not that anon, but that was never canon. Both the stats from the RPGs as well as in-game models have shown male elves as tall or taller than their female counterparts.Pic related isn't accurate female height either, but it's cute
>>98755215175-185cm for women and 180-190cm for men
>>98755855high heels or no? and most important question is if elf womym get nice tanlines or no?
>>98755865Those hights are barefoot, but elves should wear high heels. Also normal elves tan, but slower than humans. Dark elves, both gray and brown, don't tan
>>98755215155cm-175cm (shorter than average human)
>>98755597That is a good strategy but the problems here are imported top-down.
>>98756113 Aya? more like womanlet lmao!
>>98755807Night elves deserve better than warcraft, imagine them in some gonzo sci-fi setting as an alien species
>>98756219Imagine just catapulting all dey homes n shieet from spees using catapuilts lobbing rocks n shieit n sheeit from spees lmao.
Once upon a time the dragons gods created a world. Once they were finished, they set their dragonborn to guard the world and went to sleep.In came the elves, slaughtering all the guardians and setting up their own pantheon. And the elves started to frolic all over the places.Once the inheritors of the world arrived, they, too, were slaughtered by the elves. Upset, the inheritors complained to the dragons as that was not part of their agreement. So the dragons woke up, devoured the elven pantheon and many an elf. The remainder had the choice: Submit to the dragon bloodlines and serve as guardians of the world or be devoured like their gods.And this is why there are only so few elves left and why there are pre-history ruins of ancient elves and even more ancient dragonborn.
>>98756245I loke elf and dragon interactions, both friendly and hostile. They both have the inhuman magical ancient grandeur about them.Elf/dragon war in heaven is cool
>>98756245elf submission... dragons with elf harems... dragonborn with a subjugated elf in a collar and chain leash...
>>98756797>Elf slavesI sleep>Elf having harem of slaves from other races and practicing eugeneticsReal shit?
>>98756807>>Elf having harem of slaves from other races and practicing eugeneticsthis seems like a difficult combo
>>98756807>downgrading yourself with non-elf DNA
>>98756894They're just using bottom caste elves as genetic breeding sows for their more daring eugenical experiments. If you live centuries you can enforce breeding coupling over generations in your short-lived cattle.>>98756848Elves are the only ones with high tier magic users and meteor stormed the other races into submission?
>>98756580>giants btfo dragons in the old days while elves hung out in the forests>giants let hubris get the better of them and degenerate into trolls; strategic dragon victory>elves wonder where all the dangerous monsters went>it's free real estate.gif >advance their language, mathematics, agriculture, animal domestication; first proper civilization>expand into distant territory wherein dragons still roam>dragons decide they're pushovers and do classic dragon things>elves finally have a reason to revitalize old loyalties and unify kingdoms>dragons too independent, can't overcome unified elves, too lazy to even try, stick to the frontiers and occasionally raid>life's good all around>younger generation of dragons don't know how things are meant to be, unionize, and start extortion racket>huge insult to elves at the height of their power>fuck these dragons, race war now>dragons are now in an existential war against surprisingly intelligent and magically proficient elves>wat do?>this civilization thing seems to work pretty well; dragon's do some thing productive for once and build a society>start burning everything, but actually organized about it>long ass conflict, lots of people die, major elven kingdoms completely burned down, elven territory pushed back west>suddenly dwarves>dragons now in two-front war; fuck this nonsense>truce, but huge swathes of the continent are messed up for decades, lots of elven ruins>humans arrive following dwarves>wow, language, masonry, metallurgy, very cool>it's free real estate.jpg>elves warn them they're settling in haunted ruins and bordering dragons>we got this, knife ears>ehatever, elves decide it's humanity's problem
Enslaved elf queen being kept as a royal heirloom and bred by generations of the same "inferior" human noble family...
>>98757035After a certain point, wouldn't they just be like 90% elves with a hint of human blood?
>>98756545unrealistic, there are no wallets in eldar scrolls, I checked>>98757035>>98757062that's a lot of incest. At some point they're just 100% elves, very inbred elves, but elves>the Habsburgs, but elves isn't that the plot of some harem hentai? some VN? a guy doing the mom, mom's mom, daughter and so on over the course of several sequels?
>>98757096>elves bound to dragon blood>are not allowed to reproduce with other races as it would spread dragon bloodlines to the undeserving>any half elves discovered are persecuted with prejudice>get either eliminated by elf commandos or carped bombed by a dragon fly-by
>>98757062The royal family has normal (arranged) marriages and a human family tree. The elves and half-elves are royal property
>>98757107>tainted from the startRuined.
>>98757116it is still incest
>>98757426only if you're fucking the elf queen's offspring and even then most of that offspring will be your great-great-uncles half-elf daughter or something similar so not even first cousins.Any royal household with even a minimum of prestige would maintain proper pedigrees for their elves.
>>98757659but that would imply the elf queen has offspring outside the noble family, which doesn't make sense, because it would mean she still has free agency.it explicitly states>>98757035>bred by GENERATIONS >of the>SAME "inferior" human noble familyimplying it is always the same familythe only way this would make sense is if she does not have children with the noble family, >which would imply the royal family lets her have a family outside of the noble familybut this contradicts the 'bred' statement of the original postany of her children in turn will be part of the noble familyso is she just having children with her children? that's illogical, nothing about this makes sense why am I arguing with coomers?
>>98757786you're vastly underestimating how large a noble family could be, especially once you start counting relatives married to other noble families that carry their names. It's not a modern nuclear family
>owning elf nobility as slaves becomes a very prestigious thing among human royal houses >elf bloodlines and nobility is researched extensively to prove how blue-blooded each slave is>initially only the very richest human nobles like kings and emperors can afford to keep elves enslaves>less powerful nobles naturally want to emulate the prestige and status of their superiors>inevitably half-elves eventually appear and lesser elven nobility is also enslaved>noble elf and half-elf slaves become a very valuable commodity with their origins, lineage and parentage carefully recorded>elves are even bred with each other in captivity to increase the amount of elves to be sold>elves and half-elves born into slavery are raised to be impeccable court retainers and servants>not being able to keep your elf slaves well-kept is seen as incredibly embarrassing and scandalous>hundreds of years passes>even wealthy burgers have elf slaves that they spend vast amounts of money on as a display of their growing wealth>the original enslaved elf nobility is still alive
>>98758131This is like Orlais and Tevinter in Dragon Age, except they wouldn't recognize elves as having noble bloodlines because that defeats the purpose of them being treated as inferior/property. Elf mage bloodlines in Tevinter would be charted maybe.
>>98756146She is average for a wood elf. It's Arrianne who is a lanklet
>>98757861welp, my LCD backlight is shot again?
>>98755260>>98755262>>98755275based>>98755300You have other boards if you want exclusively male elf image dumps.>>98755407why the fuck would there be a single door style per race, is it a 1990 TSR cRPG?
>>98760227elves of all colors, put away you differences
How do (you) like your Elves to work, biologically? Are they just a subspecies of humans that lives really long, or are they an entirely separate and novel species, or are they magical beings that cannot easily be classified with mere taxonomy? Are their long lifespans because of biological or magical reasons? Can they reproduce with humans? Are they physically superior in any way outside of lifespan and perhaps agility?
>>98760487If the elfyim were allowed to united it would be a disaster for us
>>98745287Anyone got sauce on op pic?
>>98760522I can give an answer for the elves from some of the novels I wrote and the elves for that one homebrew system that I will never finish, apparently.Funny how they are very different in style and tone, but I manage to justify similar conclusions.>How do (you) like your Elves to work, biologically?>novelsStill biological but with an entirely magical origin. They were initially elemental spirits tasked with shaping the world, until some sort of "let's all become flesh" event happened.>systemBiological. There is a lot of lore of the early setting that is deliberately kept a secret, but I personally lean into the "ancient super people created all player races for different purposes" angle. Thus, the differences aren't that massive.>Are their long lifespans because of biological or magical reasons?>novelsMagic.>systemBiological.>Can they reproduce with humans?>bothNo.>Are they physically superior in any way outside of lifespan and perhaps agility?Why is it "perhaps" agility?>novelsI wanted to keep it grounded, despite their very magical origin. Their individuals aren't Übermensch, although being natural elemental benders counts for something. Also good senses. And the very good agility. Speedy runners.>systemIt's a very mechanics-first approach, and no player race is just outright superior over other choices. Meaning, balanced. These elves can also be outright stronger than the average human, and that goes for character players after creation. They actually aren't among the most agile races, but still one that starts with the highest combat bonuses. They got quick reaction speed and some free magical abilities. Wanted them to be the best magic-warriors.
>>98760792Here's the full version
>>98760522they're inherently magical creatures that defy real world biology, which is why they are much more likely to be able to use magic, have much better senses and a significantly longer lifespan than humans despite sharing almost identical physical features. They can reproduce with humans despite not being biologically related as species, but only birth elves. Again because they're magical.
>>98755300You have other boards to be gay alien
>>98762734>space kang shitters try not to shit up unrelated threads challenge (impossible)
>>98763822Pirotess is objectively sexier with her outfit, proportions, and exotic color, yet I still love Deedlit more.
>>98763464Space King board, faggot.
>>98760522Elves are biologically optimized humans made by godlike beings that passed through the solar system hundreds of thousands of years ago. Their lifespan is due to longer, healthier telomeres, better DNA protection and repair, and generally superior physiology and biochemistry. Their biology is "min-maxxed" so to speak, and they are superior to humans in just about every way, but as a consequences they take significantly longer to reach maturity and reproduce, because all those traits are expensive to grow and develop. They're stronger thanks to better muscular attachments, optimized fast-slow twitch ratios, larger and more numerous mitochondria, higher muscular-capillary density, superior neuromuscular activation, and a few other advantages. Their circulatory system is more efficiently arranged and they have secondary thumb-sized pumps at several points in the body to help their heart. Their lungs are more efficient and structured almost like an avians, etc.Elves aren't actually more magical, but due to their longer lifespans allowing more training and their superior cognitive abilities they're going to be better mages anyway.
Who were strongest at their peak, Numenoreans or the Noldor?
>>98764523I understand, I prefer Piro
If an elf has big tits will her elf longlevity keep them up or will they sag over the centuries?
>>98766178>is elf coffee good for you?
>>98766210I doubt elf coffee is any different to human coffee.
It's simple:>high elf: you were born in the holy elven empire, retaining the purest genetics and the greatest culture ever>wood elf: you were born near the sacred tree, and while a bit uncultured and old fashioned you possess great spiritual purity and the same bond with nature as our ancestors >dark elf: you were born underground, outside of the goddess grace but close enough to the roots of the sacred tree for there still to be hope for you>urban elf: your ancestors fucked humans lol
>>98766210>>98766433What about elf milk tho?
>>98761628Was this drawn by a fat woman?
>>98766524all yes ALL high elf women have degradation fetishes
I noticed this trend develop for the last 3 years where coomers and other elf sloppers have started drawing elves with droopy ears. On one hand it's fucking disgusting, on the other it's makes it so easy to just filter them out.
>>98763464>40k paypigs on suicide watch
>>98767110i like droopy ears only if they're the result of reproducing with humans, being a visual indicator of not being pure-blooded
>>98767120>case in point
>>98767120>>98767110probably because of this if they had decided to give them a more human look the entire thing about the house elves would have played out very differently
>>98767128? not in a sexual way. they're good because they give you a physical feature to differentiate true elves and mutt elves (who will no doubt be called all sorts of ear-related slurs). most series don't even bother to differentiate half and full elves, just showing them as physically identical. even with dogs floppy ears are a sign of poor genetic quality, of breeders repeatedly selecting for aesthetic traits rather than beneficial ones, and floppy ears can cause all sorts of health issues like ear infections. a half-elf would probably have a worse sense of balance and hearing
>>98767110I like it when Elves do it because it shows their emotions, but only when they're really sad
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>>98766526Well kept secret.
>>98766526Chocolate elf milk is extremely good for you
>>98767146>not in sexual way>design a race in context of human breedingYou're so beyond the curve of the slope, it's astounding
>>98767082>cotton candy flag in bioMaybe.
>>98766433Just bigger cups and with more milk?
Show me space elves and their sleek and awesome spaceships (Eldar need not apply)
>>98767583>NOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE POSSIBLE EFFECTS AND MARKERS OF HUMAN/ELF INTERBREEDING - YOU KNOW, THAT THING EVERY SINGLE STORY WITH AN ELF IN IT EVER HAS ADDRESSED IN SOME CAPACITYyou're clearly a faggot. unlike you elves are higher and more righteous than humans and would never engage in homosexuality in a billion years. remember ywnbaw and india will never be a superpower and your hemorrhoids will never heal
>>98771741>popular thing means it's goodYou really gonna die on that hill, are you?
>>98771741>THAT THING EVERY SINGLE STORY WITH AN ELF IN ITNot in my stories.
>>98771641
reverse corruption, purified, reformed dark elves
>>98771741 I am so glad 40k was like:>wow this is BSand eradicated the entire thing
printchads stay winninghttps://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-pregnant-elf-commoner-presupported-846069
>>98772613>40kLMAO
>>98772350>>98772283>>98772613There is no need to samefag
+1 image, no contribution.
>>98772995>+1 image, no contribution.Oh so you're like this guy >>98772467
>>98772613You sure?
>>98772283 #>immediately posts male elfYeah I clocked you right, you’re definitely gay. I hope you eventually realise that your desire to have poopsex with male buttholes only does your body and mind harm.>>98772350 #>Not in my storiesGood on you for being a contrarian. Modern elves are primarily based on four sources; the original elves from Norse mythology (who had affairs with humans) and the fae from Celtic folklore (who had affairs with humans). From these two Tolkien drew, and his Elves had affairs with humans, and finally D&D took from Tolkien (and elves in D&D have affairs with humans). You may be as contrarian as you like but the reality is that human/elf relationships are an intimate part of the mythology and cultural image of elves and always has been
>>98773399>the original elves from Norse mythology (who had affairs with humans)Name five instances.
>elves in fiction did a million things, but let's reduce them entirely to one and only one thing that just so happens to be sexual in natureBrown hands typing hours.
>>98773449>Olaf Geirstad-Alf>Hogni>Skuld>Alfheim royal lineages have eleven bloodI don’t feel the need to reach your arbitrary five examples. Especially not in a mythology as incredibly fragmented as the Norse>>98773458Nobody said anything about reducing them to one thing. You seethed with rage over some elves being depicted with floppy ears, I said that I thought they were okay as a trait on half elves, then you proceeded to throb with impotent rage and fury at the mere concept of human/elf relations and I replied by accusing you of being homosexual, Indian, and having hemorrhoids. That is our entire exchange in summation
>>98773538>You seethed with rage over some elves being depicted with floppy earsNigger, I didn't even read that post past the first few words, deemed it dumb no-games garbage that has no bearing on any games and that was it.Stop arguing with the voices in your head.
>>98773563I accept your concession
>>98773538>>Olaf Geirstad-AlfHe was worshiped after his death as an elf (which is a really interesting piece of nordic mythology). He was not a half-elf during his lifetime.>>HogniYeah, he's one. In one version.>>SkuldNot one.You were basically throwing shit at the wall and hoped that nobody would double-check. The number of actual "half-elves" from nordic mythology can be counted on one hand.>>Alfheim royal lineages have eleven bloodIt's Alfheimr, they live there.
>>98773605>He was worshiped after his death as an elf (which is a really interesting piece of nordic mythology). He was not a half-elf during his lifetime.Double checked and yeah you’re right about this one>SkuldIs the child of King Helgi and an elvish woman in Hrolfs Saga Kraka. >It's Alfheimr, they live there.Yes, and the humans there have had children with elves>The number of actual "half-elves" from nordic mythology can be counted on one hand.The number of anything in Norse mythology can be counted on one hand because it’s so ridiculously fragmentary
>>98773670>Is the child of King Helgi and an elvish woman in Hrolfs Saga KrakaBe more precise then, because Skuld is also the Norn.>Yes, and the humans there have had children with elvesIt's the realm of the elves and the Vanir, there are no humans.>The number of anything in Norse mythology can be counted on one hand because it’s so ridiculously fragmentaryCool, so should be this entire topic then.
>>98773701> It's the realm of the elves and the Vanir, there are no humansStraight from The Saga of Thorstein, Viking’s Son:>The land governed by King Alf was called Alfheim, and all his offspring are related to the Elves. They were fairer than any other people save the giants.The Alfheim in Thorstein’s saga is much less magical and goddy than in most Norse mythology
>>98773736Fuck, you are talking about the historic region and their mythic origin. Be more precise.So we have three. Damn son, cue another 90 posts long shitposting spree about ELF FEMALE SEX WITH HUMANS. Excuse the sarcasm.
>>98773753I’m sure there are more examples recorded. I’m just too lazy too look. And even so - there are whole gods mentioned only one single time in all recorded Norse mythology. We’ve got probably less than single percent of a percent preserved, and if even in all that we have multiple examples it’s probably safe to assume that it happened a fair amount.>So we have three. Damn son, cue another 90 posts long shitposting spree about ELF FEMALE SEX WITH HUMANS. Excuse the sarcasm.Nobody said anything about that. This conversation started because someone was seething about elves with floppy ears
>>98773770>I’m sure there are more examples recordedYeah, there is one, but the name escapes me. Which is my point: It's fucking rare. I've seen anons making it sound like it happened all the time.>This conversation started because someone was seething about elves with floppy earsNo, this particular conversation that you are having with me right now started as a reply to "Not in my stories". I did not partake in this discussion about any ears and don't care one bit.This whole topic of interracial sex takes up a disproportional amount of posts in these threads because of shitposting and porn.
>>98773809Should have added: And I don't see any reason to make it a thing in my stories because it's not some kind of enormously important, central, focal aspect of the fictional race that is elves. I can write about elves all day being elves and not once mention sex with other races.
I write stories were elf/human breeding is important.
Is the appeal of male human x female elf a "man marries above his station" thing?
>>98773921Sometimes that, sometimes old-fashioned race-mixing, sometimes hardcore diversity.
>>98773921it is the dream of a 5 getting a 10and depending on how you see it also the dream of converting a liberal woman into a trad wife as most elves come from egalitarian societies, while most humans have patriarchal backgroundsadd something about colonialism here, I am drunk and can't be bothered
>>98773921Depends, sometimes it is, sometimes in settings like where they are hostile 40K it's a forbidden love story. Or liking the appeal of members of different species with vast differences coming together because of love.
>>98774020Ever noticed the conservative side only goes up to 12, while the liberal side goes up to 20?
>>98773921That can be part of it. To me HMEF is appealing because it can cross over into so many different fetishes. It can be love across (effectively) class boundaries, sexual conquests, forbidden love, submission, domination, "I can fix her/him" scenarios, corruption, purification, back to nature, civilizing, magic lovers, rewards for great deeds etc. It's extremely flexible, probably because fundamentally at the end of the day it's a hot, high value, somewhat exotic and mysterious babe and that holds incredible universal appeal.
>>98774020All liberal cultures will eventually be replaced with conservative cultures through immigration.
>>98774233you're an american i assume
>>98774346More likely European. Holy fuck do they hate Muslims.
>>98774404That may be true, however>expresses ideas in liberal/conservative dichotomy Reeks of American
>>98774404Based.
>>98772990>EVERYONE IS ON MY SIDE>Realizes he's in the minority and has wrong opinion>EVERYONE THAT IS NOT ON MY SIDE IS ACTUALLY JUST ONE PERSONYou dumbass HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
It has been almost a year since the wholesome elf threads started. It's weird that these weird little things actually managed to be semi-perma threads (NOT generals btw). I'm always glad to see yinz.
>>98777331Everyone loves elves so it doesn't surprise me at all that these threads are popular. It's usually the only good thread on /tg/ as well
>>98777428>oh a good thread!>lets shit it up with slop
>>98777450I made the thread buster
>>98761628Ty sir
>>98777331that's a quarter elf mutt btw and her grandma is a whore
>>98777857>still has the earslooks like an erufu to me
>>98777914Japanese are retarded ands suck at world building, more news at eleven
>>98777501Doing one good thing doesn't erase the bad
>>98777501>>98778285>Doing one good thingDo an actual good thing and admit it's a General thread.
>>98778956Yet again I ask you, what difference does it make to you if it is or isn't a general?
>>98774414Agreed but I often see internet comments adopt US concepts here, randomly calling others libtard completely out of context and the like. I saw a dude that told people on czech forum to post their hands and accused them of being indians (spoiler: there is approximately zero indians in the country and no foreign indian dude is going to try to post on czech forum, ever)It's mostly low IQ tards that probably have issue recognising that when they consume american media and Trump tells his dudes he'll make everything great for them, he doesn't actually mean them (euros), in the first place.TL;DR: stupidity spreads globally
>>98778285Sharing elves generated on my PC is a good thing.Making elf threads is a good thing.>>98778956It's not.
>>98779404>sensuous thong bathing suitGuh
>>98779415>>98779410>>98779404>prove that people are horny in the elder scrollsno, you don't say- you've figured out sex can make babies too?
>>98779415>>98779410>>98779404Mer sure are lewd creatures. Imagine being a Nord dude and getting the pick of desperate dunmer refugee babes
>>98779576There is a set of these images for Redguard and Bretons at the very least.People have sex in the TES world, it's nothing particular to elves.
>>98779576Everyone in TES is horny as fuck. I have one for all the races, just posting mer for now because well, its an elf thread.
>>98778959Filtering.>>98778972Slop posts by a slop poster.
>>98779589>>98780303Thanks for letting me know. Still,ellves be horny.
>>98779404I did well to pick Altmer as my race in Morrowind.3.5x magicka pool with Atronach sign GO swimming nude
>>98766524>>98760487lesser intellects seek to divide, big minds seek to connect
>>98782033When you fuck over the land you've taken so much you make an entire new race of menThe altmer remember
RIP comfy /v/ thread
>>98783254You are ontologically evil.
>>98783313Your seething makes it worth it
>>98774404Yeah FUCK muslims and fuck you too nigger
>>98774414I >>98774233am indeed an American. However my post was in response to the pic of >>98774020which is why things were discussed as conservative/liberal.
which way would you prefer your elf to address you?>yes, honey>yes, sir>yes, master
here's something which bugs me and does not warrant to open a new thread of harass the 40k threadwhy, in Path of the Eldar, is there a dude who is fresh out of puberty in the warrior path, when I though they had to go through the path of awakening first and finish their primary training at like 100does eldar puberty `really last THAT long?
>>98791135Seems like it. It's the same for surface elves in D&D, but they're physically mature at 20, it's the spiritual maturity that takes so long and marks adulthood. I don't know if eldar are similar or if they actually grow physically that slowly.
>>98790927What's the context? What is this elf to me?My boss? My wife? My worker?
>>98793630What would you prefer?
>>98791271Those arrow nocks make me furious
>>98793355Eldar are only human>And even that is debatableOn the outside, minus pointy ears and gangly bodyInside they're really 'weird'So it wouldn't be surprising if they need longer to mature physically as wellWhich adds to the drukhari true born prestige and why craftworld eldar have so few kids
>>98793833Well, it varies.My boss? My name. My wife? A pet name.My employee? Boss works fine.My coworker? My name works.
>>98790927>yeah, dudeShe's my 5'5" tall flat and fit tanned short haired tomboy adventure buddy
>>98790927Eldandil, you uncultured nigger.
>>98793972Is it difficult to have elf bosses or elf employees?
>>98794010In English, doc
>>98794116>elf bossesI'd just imagine mega corpos wigth 500+ years going strong and it is a family business because the same dude who funded it 500 years ago is still in charge and has a family>You're 600 years old, shouldn't you retire>I have at least 400 more years left
>>98790927Master. As a person recognized in his profession rather than hiearchy. As in Master Dwarf.
>>98756245Thanks. This gave me some inspiration how there is different type of elves in my homebrewed setting. Elves were slaves of lizardmen and dragons, the earlies beings that created a civilization. They created a caste system for the elves they kept as slaves. You have high elves, who were allowed to run things and keep others in check, also magic was allowed for themselves. Wood elves forced to live in the forests. Basically craftsmen and hunters, they bring meat to their masters. Last batch are the dark elves forced to labor underground, ones that eventually turned tables and became enslavers themself. This continued long enough, that these communities see themselves as separate from each other, and don't really intermingle.
Resounding waifufag and gooner victory!Female elf in the center of the OPFemale elves: 70 (female elf x human male: 9, Slop: 7)Male elves: 58Male elves and female elves: 6
>>98796597common normal straight men W
>>98796637Like they're the only ones who enjoy it
>>98796107Chances of promotion seem slim when nobody ever retires, no wonder so many elves work in non-elf owned businesses
>>98798868Only if you breed like retards. Also being able to liv long doesn't mean you'll be able to reach old age
>>98799254>Also being able to liv long doesn't mean you'll be able to reach old ageDamn elf office politics are cutthroat
Elf office ladies...
>>98745344I find the human's design and color warmth more interesting here, wven though the Eldar is supposed to be the eye catcher. He seems more unqiue than her.
>>98751731The cone helmets are the best you tasteles mong.
>>98799296what kind of business are we talking about here? are we 'professionals'
>>98799296>dark elf corporate environment be like>high elves are drowning everyone in red tape and paperwork>wood elves are all little more than many individual mom & pop companies
>>98800128>high elves are drowning everyone in red tape and paperworkThose can take long time. Elves see time different way, due to long life. So you have red tape over red tape, and getting it all done is not hurried by anyone.
>>98800203>"It takes longer to do things quickly.">"It's more expensive to do them cheaply.">"It's more democratic to do them in secret.">"And nothing should ever be done for the first time."I hate elf civil servants!
>>98800055elves are always very professional
>>98796597Sadness.
>>98800324I'd imagine the high elf civil service is actually very functional, but they all actually know and abide by all the bullshit rules and laws and if you don't they will not help you. Same goes for their legal system by extension.Dark elves are actually very similar and they're incredibly legalistic, it's just that their laws are unfair and oppressive and critically they all know them by heart so they can circumvent them easier. They'll help you if they get something in return, otherwise they'll just send you into a bureaucratic labyrinth of bullshit.Incidentally chocolate elves are literally just in it for the office politics, gossip and fucking around (literally). They'll get you exactly what you need in a few seconds if they like you and you'll never get anything if they don't.Wood elves know their rules and laws, but they also know why they have their rules and laws so they can apply them in a way that gives practical results. You can't bullshit them with technicalities, but they'll apply the law reasonably in an intended way
>>98801504>Wood elves know their rules and laws, but they also know why they have their rules and laws so they can apply them in a way that gives practical results. You can't bullshit them with technicalities, but they'll apply the law reasonably in an intended wayProvided you don't try too much to swindle them. Shysters tend to end up nailed to a tree on the road out of town by arrows through various vital organs, as a warning to others.
>>98783792These helmets seem somewhat impractical
>>98802092naturally, which is why wood elves have such strained relations with (((dwarves))), ((((gnomes)))) and (((((goblins)))))
Next thread needs more ships.
>>98803853>Which is why wood elves have such strained relations with (((dwarves))), ((((gnomes)))) and (((((goblins)))))I don't see why would wood elves not have good time with dwarves and gnomes. Gnomes and dwarves like to put things black and white on paper and wood elves seems practical enough to follow a simple contract and not take things too personally like high or dark elves.
>>98745287Is https://files.catbox.moe/6i2mka.jpg wholesome?
>>98804254no, you stupid retard
>>98806314>>98806314>>98806314
>>98755215I think it should vary based on the type of elf.
