Tell me the last 5 things you bought and 5 things you would buy, we'll all compare them and see if your being honest.Make me rich /tg/
>>98747864last 5 "RPG" related things, sorry. No Ban plz
>>98747864>Things you would buy as in things that already exist but you haven't bought or things you would like to exist but don't? I will answer your question if you can prove you have played a ttrpg recently.
>>98747921Either or Both.Why does True Strike give advantage instead of a +20 to hit?
>>98747864Last five things bought:>quikrete concrete mix>sashco slab concrete slab sealant>pike's place medium roast coffee grounds>claude code pro subscription>italian round breadNext five things I want to buy:>a bag of rice>Tiramisu cake for my brother's birthday>a new shovel to replace the old one that broke>refill of 9mm for home defense>GURPS 4E Vehicles
>>98747958That's just a generic 5e question from reddit. You'll have to work harder for marketing advice.
>>98747971yes, that question is also 10 years old and has been errattad.context is everythingitsanoldermemebutitchecksout.gif
>>98747969>>a new shovel to replace the old one that broke>>refill of 9mm for home defensehow are these RPG related?
>>98748007Yeah, again, didn't ask for old memes you can look up. Asked for proof you've played ttrpg recently. You've failed and are scrambling like a bitch so its pretty obvious you're a fake.
>>98748013I like how you looked at everything above on that list and thought "yes, these things are RPG related"
>>98748041bummer. i guess we'll just have to do without your input.
>>98748051i didn't read the first half. I tend to read posts backwards from latest to oldest.
>>98747864I bought the Book of Erotic Fantasy for 3.5. It is the last /tg/-related thing I bought. I tried to buy The Son of the Forest 40k audio book, but for one reason or another my credit card didn't take. Prior to that, I bought 40k TV, or whatever it's called to watch Angels of Death, and I highly recommend watching it. All I can remember.
>>98748336Fair enough. I reckon Anon just listed literally anything because OP forgot to stipulate "RPG related things" in his post. (Nevermind the first post. That doesn't count.) So OP gets what OP deserves.
>>98747969>needs to by (replacement) ammo>has broken a shovel>has recently bought concreteLast session went badly huh?
>>98748794what are the coffee grounds and pita bread for?
>>98747864Things I bought>Eggs>Garlic>Soap>Bread>ButtermilkThings i want to buy>Weed>Hookers>A new GPU>Genesys Dice>Sausages
>>98751138i wish i could headbutt the retardation out of you
>>98747864>the last 5 things you bought and 5 things you would buyNothingNothingnot giving money to the current crop of rpg authors.
>>98751157Try it, motherfucker!The buttermilk gave me extra strong bones.
>>98747864Bought Ars Magica, Outgunned: Adventure, the latest Symbaroum splatbook, Blue Planet and Swords of the Serpentine. Planning to pick up Paleomythic, one of the Imperium Maledictum splats, Weird War 1 Juggernauts, Ryuutama and the Transylvanian Ars Magica book. Dunno how it will make you rich, but good luck.
>>98748013>he's never had to deal with That Guy
>>98747864>>98747867Do you mean "RPG related" or "RPG products"? Because the last five things I purchased related to RPGs were>new wheeled end tables for the game room>new ceiling light fixture for the game room>new binder and notebook paper for session notes>Rituals in Slavic Pre-Christian Religion: Festivals, Banqueting, and Divination>Faraday phone bag
>>98747864Last 5 /tg/ purchases: 1) RAFM male fighter with sword(picrel). My first miniature that my uncle gave me when I was a kid. Eventually got broken and lost but a retro miniatures group helped me identify him based on a MS Paint drawing I made. 2) Call of Cthulhu Campfire Tales. It was okay I guess. Only the first adventure in the campaign heavily involved the scouts and outdoors. 3) Necromunda starter. Miniatures are nice. Ambivalent on the new rules but the locals seem excited to try the game. Hopefully it takes off, always sucks when everyone gets excited about a new game and then ghosts. 4) Savage Sword of Conan Reforged vol 15) The John Blanche Army Painter paints. Next 5 /tg/ purchases: 1) Random dungeon/undead monsters from Reaper Miniatures. They seem like cool people and always throw in a bunch of goodies when you order in October. 2) The upcoming Keeper Companion for Call of Cthulhu. 3) Battle March book for Warhammer TOW. 4) The current The One Ring kickstarter. 5) The Return of the Living Dead on blu-ray. IDK, I couldn't think of anything else to put here and I watch it every Spooky Month.
>>98747864Last 5 things1)Commissioned pictures of my cyberpunk crew2)Foundry membership3)Map pack4) Beer and cheese fries at the pub where I played in a one-shot5) I don't have a fifth thingNext 5 things1) wooden die set2) commissioned pictures of my pathfinder group3) kill team set4) root board game 5) don't have a fifth thing
>>98751199>Weird War 1thats the one with the femdom faction, right?hot.also, ars, cool. what edish they on?
>>98760574I had a really neat ars campaign, it was fun for a while, but my players just got so boring. also ars has homework, and they never did theirs. Its wierd, they were clever, solid, they showed up on time, but somehow.. its like they just had trouble thinking out of the box, you know what i mean? Plus they had other commitments, which is healthy i suppose.The game is still going but I had to drop out as a storyteller, and eventually as a player, hes games just got so dull..
>>98756366>>Faraday phone baglittle paranoid, eh?don't blame you.
>>98747971Why melty
>>98760584Not really, I just don't want the fucking things buzzing during sessions and distracting people.
>>98747864Make a good space combat game
>>98747864I bought a whole bunch of otherverse america pdfs, just to revel in their sheer tastelessness. If you gave me money to spend on rpgs I'd probably just buy more obscure early 2000s anime rpg books.
Last 5 things1. Some Realms of Chaos marine blisters2. A bunch of Space 1889 rulebooks3. Death on the Reik 1st edition hardcover4. Mutant Chronicles rulebooks5. Some old vintage sci fi minisNext 5 things1. Some Space 1889 miniatures2. Aeronef minis3. More realms of chaos stuff4. Rogue Trader Vehicle Manual5. A 15mm scale airship
>>98747864> the last 5 things you bought1. Deathbringer2. Alien: Evolved Edition3. Mythic Bastionland4. Dungeons & Dragons 5.5e PHP, DMG, MM.5. Slugbluster> 5 things you would buyI would not. I need to stop.Maybe Outgunned, Dolmendwood or Memento Mori, idk.
