>Bandit x8 suddenly spawns from road all around you, they have knifes and shout BANZAI!!! and surround you, what do you do?DND>Paladin: I die because armor does literally nothing...Real Life>Paladin: I laugh because PLATE makes me invincible, they slash but do 0 damage, I circle spin axe and chop down every head at once!
That's not how any of that works, but I find the whole thing rather hilarious. A solid 7/10.
>>98760978>paladin gets kicked over and stabbed in the dick
Bandits are tough.
>>98760978Mind-numbing spam.
>>98761111Pucee-spam (real reddit nickname is protected by filter on /tg).
>>98761111All outlaws come to justice eventually.>>98761170Yeah, puckee sure is a faggot.
>>98761111>puckee aka redditor puckeâ„®21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/sz4v45/simon_sevencoppers_fantasy_medieval_dd_bandit_art/https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/ZhTzBHkDSXcl13pCikfLvw/>posted 111 times since February 2022
>>98760978>Real Life>Paladinoh boy. Well, I guess the Palace guardians had PLATE armor in ancient Rome. Better known as muscle cuirass or lorica musculata. Or do you mean the retainer of the later barbarian kings that took the name (Carolus Magnus e.g.)?
Bonsai? What does tiny shrubbery have to do with fighting?
>>98763370Must be something to do with the code of Bush-ido.
>>98763370>>98763380That's why samurai always have a couple of cut-anas, to trim when needed
>>98761111
>>98760978I suddenly spawn m60 with a belt full of glorious 7.62×51mm NATO and start moving them down
>>98760978>5e Paladin in full plate would have 18 AC>Bandit has a +3 to hit.>30% chance to hit averaging 4 damage on a hitHe's got a decent chance of surviving.Also if the bandits just grapple the plate wearer in real life to the ground he can't really do much.
>>98760978Why would bandits ever intentionally pick a fight with a guy in plate armor? They're going to pick off the travelers that can't defend themselves, and otherwise blend in with the local townfolk and look ordinary. They might even be the people offering the paladin a place to stay and a hot meal.
