UB Kings and Queens EditionPrevious: >>98756699>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Gay Bolashttps://files.catbox.moe/823tpq.png>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.com>TQHow does it feel seeing the popularity of UB take over the game by storm?
>>98761458I will hate it until it appeals to me specifically and then I will appreciate it.That line in the sand is Fred Rogers.
Where is everyone
The more loud people are about UB being the future the less I'm inclined to believe it. Especially after Wotc just had significant layoffs.
>>98761509Reality Failure was a flop, as expected. We're waiting for Trek.
>>98761520Yet another shitty UB that will rot quite nicely along with the piles of spiderman, marvel, and turtles
>>98761516If it was as great, we'd have more than just gay bolas forcing it's supremecy as bait.
>>98761496I'll only like UB if they release an adequately chuddy series like Harry potter
>>98761547is it worth killing off 41% of your audience
>>98761458>TQThe problem with UB is that is mostly dead old peopke series. I couldn't care less about 90% of them
>>98761573frfr
>>98761573UB when
>>98761558Why stop there? I'd be absolutely ecstatic if the entire Wotc headquarters was swallowed by the earth. Hell I'm generous the entire city of Seattle can go so we can get Bungie and halo studios while we're at it
>>98761573If zoomers played this game we'd have an fork knife set by now this is the gen x and millennials game
>>98761582Andromeda killed any interest in that series now and forever
>>98761585Took me awhile to realize you're probably talking about fortnite which does have a secret lair already.
>>98761597That secret lair had great reprints and was printed years ago yet it still isn't worth anything we'd definitely have had more fork knife crossovers if it made any monies. Nobody younger than 30 gives a fuck about magic this game has no future
>>98761597Uma UB would go hard
>>98761591They kind of played it off by letting the franchise rest for several years, then bringing back an updated trilogy to revive interest in the series again while they make a Mass Effect 4. They pretty effectively memory holed Andromeda for most of the fanbase or started cultivating a new one since the first three games still hold up well
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>98761624>Mlp>Horse race test>UmamusumeSeems like people REALLY want to fuck horses
>>98761624
>>98761547If they ever did HP Snape would be black.
>>98761630They edited the scene where they show off Miranda's fat ass so unfortunately you lost the chuds (the only people that buy video games)
>>98761516Wotc had been laying off people well before UB
>>98761509playing reality fracture? turns out UB audiences didn't stick with the game after all
>>98761509they refuse to use the thread because they rightly got the ick from the gay bolas OP
>>98761509Having a blast in Nebraska.Real answer is that MtG as a game has always had comically low player engagement relative to its revenue, likely because the game is so expensive.
>>98761458>OP desperately spamming UBwhat a colossal faggot
>>98761762and pokemon as a tcg has always had comically low player engagement despite its affordability and popularity because it's a collectible first and a game a distant secondpoint is UB was created to keep the entire company of Hasbro afloat, which tells you everything anyone needs to know about the situation regardless of all their denials of reality
>>98761652that's so fucking cute, man
>>98761637it's more like nobody normal wants to fuck THIS
>>98761782What's the point you're getting at?
>>98761797did the product move regardless of who bought it? yes or no?that's all wotc cares about and no amount of 'i don't see people playing it at their basements!' will change this
>>98761547Warcraft UB set next year, trust
>>98761822can't wait for the asmon stream
>>98761816Yeah and Magic was always like that. The game was always expensive as hell so very few people played it relative to the amount of money it brought in.
>>98761834>illiterate retardhe'll fit right in with our playerbase!
>>98761739Major lay offs haven't happened until the UB era
>>98761656That's even funnier when snape spent his entire childhood getting bullied and cucked by Harry Potter dad
>Green black player blowing up all my lands with permanent removal>Men on two swamps never said nothing or have an iddue with it>Guy next to me gets his lotus field blown up>"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you can't xo that"
>>98761781Nigger that is literally the edhrec website and their list of most built commanders, if you don't like it you can make more decks with in universe legends and get the list to look like your faggot larp. It's literally just an AI scraping deck building websites for data so if you actually gave a fuck you could easily manipulate it.
https://archidekt.com/decks/26976205/tammyWorking on peak planeswalker sloppa, I feel like it isn't bad so far for my first attempt.
>>98762161why are you gay, doublenigger OP?
>>98762161So what you are saying is the data is really irrelevant since it both doesn't reflect paper decks and can be so easily manipulated?
>>98762189Yes and you will still seethe about it regardless.
>>98762161>LotR becomes bestselling set of all-time>"Those numbers don't matter! It was a fluke because LTR was pushed in Modern with the Willy Wonka TOR!">FIN becomes bestselling set of all-time before it even releases>"Those numbers don't matter! It's just investors! You need to look at the decks people are actually playing on EDHrec!">Cat slut becomes #1 deck in the game>"Those numbers don't matter! Anyone can just 50000 bot decks that EDHrec counts!"I'm starting to think /edhg/ is just bad at pattern recognition and/or failed statistics class.
>>98762231If it doesn't matter, why put it in the IP to begin with?
>>98761822Probably. It's shocking it hasn't happened yet blizzard, Wotc, bioware, and Bungie have been jorking each other off for years it's even a has been series so it's perfect for Wotc!
>>98762232>Both sell high because they are massive franchises where people bought shit to collect for them who don't even play magic>Believing a corporates sales figure double speak to begin with >Talking heads talk up cat slut and how cool it would be if she was number 1>Within 3 weeks she has 25k decks made, totally legit and honest and in no way manipulated.
>>98762304You know believe it or not I find "global conspiracy" less likely than "thing is popular"
>>98762304i'm sure the fags who propped up ur-dragon, markov, atraxa, and krenko for the longest time will overtake yshtola anytime now!
>>98762232>Lord of the rings and final fantasy sold!! UB IS THE FUTURE CHUD!!!litterally every other UB other than 40k sold like shit bro this shit is already tapped out
>>98762311Those were all organic, over years and years.Even if they wanted to, doesn't change the fact that cat slut was astroturfed as fuck
>thread questionI've been playing since 2016 or so, not a long time, but longer than some. Hearing people saying things like "I started playing this game when (recent UB set, example: Final Fantasy) released" always makes me feel like an old man.I don't really like UB, but that ship has sailed. It's not worth grumbling about anymore. I like UB for some sets (like Warhammer), so I have to hold my nose for the shitty UB sets (like Spiderman).The one-two punch of the Bracket System, and Universes Beyond have made it so that I only want to engage with this game as a casual. I will still keep playing, but I don't care to get-good.
>Straight up Mazinger Z set next yearWild
>>98762336>propped-up commander i happen to like is organic>propped-up commander i happen to hate is astroturfed
>>98762330>Ignores TLAIf you're gonna LARP despite being nogames, do it correctly.
>>98762348i've been playing since 1995 and UB + brackets have been the only good decisions wotc has made in a long long time
>>98762372Yeah that shit sold like ass and this is coming from a HUGE avatar fag even the secret lairs sold bad I will walk back fallout 4 decks sold like gangbusters tho
>>98762358>Propped up>After years of brewing >Vs>A literal call to arms everywhere, including this fucking general go spam her to #1No amount of smug anime girls will stop you from being both wrong and a retard.
>>98761458>thread questionUniverses Beyond is bullshit and should've never been conceived and I only barely tolerate it if there's a good single I could use, and that's more of a last resort kind of deal.I can't deny it's effective business-wise: my friends got interested in mtg specifically because of the Marvel set and Secret Lair drops. Something about imagining the absolute crack fic that is any round of Magic just tickles normalfag brains in a stimulating way.
>>98762428>after years of brewingur-dragon just usurped atraxa last year you flaming faggothttps://edhrec.com/articles/is-there-a-new-1-commander
>>98762428Magic players must be particularly stupid if it took them years to figure out Krenko.
>>98762439Was he spammed 25k plus decks in under a month?No.Sorry the objective fact she was astroturfed by faggots to #1 personally offends you so much.
>>98762452yshtola had been top 10 for a long time now with more than 40k deckssorry the objective fact is catgirls will always trump scalies monsterfuckers goblins and twilight fags
>>98762452EDHrec requires the deck to actually be updated. Sorry all those Commander 2011 precons aren't getting their proper representation. I'm sure Zedruu Trade Secrets must have been doing numbers back in the day.
>>98761458>TQ: How does it feel seeing the popularity of UB take over the game by storm?It's motivated me to find like-minded players. When I get a pod of people who all joined an explicitly no-UB pod they're usually a grade above the norm. I've had a fair number of people offended by the exclusion, as if I've made myself some sort of walled garden.
>>98762483>UWfags are self-containingwonderful, UB is the gift that keeps on giving
Post UB Decks
>>98762427if avatar (the 3rd best selling set according to wotc) sold like ass then secrets of strixhaven (the 4th best selling set according to wotc) must have sold nothing!
>>98762519I cant read any of this anon
>>98762523I'll take a better picture later, it's raining where I am
>>98761458>How does it feel seeing the popularity of UB take over the game by storm?Can't wait for UB Harry Potter to purge out all the troons
Remember not to reply to obvious bait
>>98762519Here's my UB(g) deck
>>98762520>Just believe the habitual liars retard!
>>98762565guess secrets sold like shit then lmao
>>98762570No idea how it sold I just constantly see the crossover sets piled up at Wally world, barns n noble, Meijer, and even gamestores and the in universes sets cleaned out. the only time I haven't seen crossover slop rot on shelves are the commander decks, lotr, and ff
commander players complaining about UB slop will never not be funny to me since edh is the de facto slop format of magicthe format is literally built around taking cards from over 30 years of Magic, throwing them into a blender, and trying to constitute a coherent gameand NOW you want to clutch your pearls because a character from a different IP showed up on a magic card?some nigger is looking at Gandalf or Hatsune Miku or some other UB card and saying:>this doesn't feel like MagicWHAT FORMAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PLAYING?>b-b-but I want a format with a tightly defined card pool, a consistent aesthetic, no other IPsGO PLAY PREMODERN THEN>nooo I want multiplayer 1v1v1v1 casual funyou don't get to act shocked when magic gets "ruined" when you are the one who started its downfall
>>98762601>if the iphone 17 is the current best selling smartphone why is it still in stocki guess apple must be lying too
>>98762611>since edh is the de facto slop format of magicThis argument had legs before they started getting printed into standard. Now it just shows you're a genuine EDH-only. I like EDH because it made unplayable overcosted bombs from the past playable, speaking of which just won a game with this guy last night.
>>98762640>UB in edh is ok>but then wotc put UB in 60card>now UB in edh is not oklol
>>98762658Yeah when UB proved to be a cancerous growth as fat retards with no taste flooded in to the shop for their funkopops I changed my mind. When UB commanders went from occasional to now half of every pod is some mouth-breather who can't read or count playing Donatello or Spongebob or Cloud that I have to explain basic rules like damage assignment to I decided it was annoying enough that I had to start filtering pods.
>>98762676hey there
>>98762693Wow, you really thought you were cooking with that one, didn't you?
>>98762717i await your thesis on why it's wrong btw
>>98762640ThisEdh is a binder fodder format for bored judges Lucky people who disagree with this sentiment are generally too retarded to make decks that take advantage of this difference of opinion but as soon as they do it will be the death of the format
>>98762693Maybe UB-pigs should be less fat and stupid if they wanted me to play with them. I've already accepted the future products the company will make are not for me. Doesn't stop me from enjoying the cards I do like and finding players who feel the same. Sorry you feel excluded from the club anon. Maybe you can go make your own "NO UW" pods?
>>98762723Me no buy funky pops U btfo
>>98762733>Maybe you can go make your own "NO UW" pods?us UBchads don't need to exclude UWfags that had damage on the stack, manaburn, and tuck removed, why would we? victors don't need to hide
>>98762736Your lot cheered for mystery booster 3, your boos mean nothing to me
>>98762611come home white man. modern is waiting for you.
>>98762782i prefer prefire modern and i'm just waiting for the nostalgia to really kick in in the 2030s for this to go stonkshttps://prefiremagic.com/
>>98762782at this point maybe I shouldhow's lantern control and black burn doing?
>>98761458>How does it feel seeing the popularity of UB take over the game by storm?It was discouraging at first, but besides secondaries coming into the hobby it hasn't changed much. The game's still good. I can still build my decks.>>98762519Here's a UB deck with a UB legend. Probably one of my favorite commanders ever.
>>98762765fucking EVERYONE hates how rare it is and nobody will get to play with it don't even try to lie
>>98762836>how rare it isThe legends are going to be worthless anon lol, have you ever tried to get a Festival In A Box? The release cadence is slow but there'll be plenty to go around.
>>98762836any concerns about rarity is easily resolved by proxying so you can play it in your basementthe fact that this isn't your first reaction only proves that you do like memberberries: the booster set and you're just mad that you can't afford it
>>98762858>>98762846or OR I wanted to play sealed, but of course you wouldn't get that..
>>98762897>The release cadence is slow but there'll be plenty to go around.
>>98762897>wanting to play limited, the biggest mtg money sink>complaining that he can't afford it
I have an unfounded suspicion that Masticore is underrated and shall be putting it in my decks henceforth. Cannot wait to spite ping my opponents for 3 damage as I get dumpstered by multiple eldrazi or a craterhoof board.
>>98762968>target creature
>>98762980Good lord I can't even fucking read.
>>98762984And they say UBchads cant read LMAO
>>98761762Yeah around me MtG is one of the only game nights that regularly packs stores to the gills. To the point where some of them become a borderline biohazard.I have yet to ever hear of anyone actually playing the Pokémon TCG.
>>98761573Who in the hairy fuck thought TMNT was still popular in 2026There was only the Seth Rogan movie recently, which really says a lot about the people still watching.
>>98763116>TMNT>Avatar>Star Treknow make a wild guess what company owns all three and what big purchase they could've done recently that prompted them to reach out to wotc for a collaboration to recoup expenses asap
My store sold reality fracture collectors packs for 25€ today, i feel blessed.
>>98762615>If this product that's in demand is in stock why is this product thats not in demand still in stock? Huh? HUH?!?Biggest tell of a shill is being completely incapable of non disingenuous discourse
>>98761458What's next for universes beyond?Someone mentioned Scooby Doo last thread and it's looking more and more plausible. Hopefully another fantasy setting? Do you think there's any ones that are famous and would do it? League has their own card game now>Diablo maybe cause Blizzard seems to want to push more of it>Dota 2 maybe cause Artifact failed >Warhammer Fantasy maybe for Total War?
>>98763264>what do you mean a product being in demand has nothing to do if it's in stock or not?! aaaaaiiiiieeeeee
>>98763149Shit, u rite, the Paramount purchases have been in process for a decade.
What pushes this into Bracket 4 territory? I wanna try doing dumb stuff like storm-Fling or copying Windfall x amount of times with a Psychosis Crawler out
>>98762912>UB licenses inflated box prices so it's okay when they rise them even further and make them unattainable for real magic too!
>>98763325>w8 did wotc increase mb3 prices because they knew that UWfags would eat up all the memberberries?>impossible, wotc would never do that
>>98763274My doom scrolls foretell:X-men: Pushed Izzet Jubilee to make Vivi cry & serialized Dark Phoenix. Good draft, nothing more. Fat Chud Mojo card will be enjoyed. Kamigawa will bring a second try at Monster Hunter, to the rage of many. Promptly ignored because WoW will bring back the Block.
>>98763330except most will not even get the chance to buy. literally leaving money on the table by making them exclusive to events
>>98763341have you tried not being poor so you can enjoy more sealed?
>>98763337WoW block meaning something like Set 1 Vanilla Set 2 TBC Set 3 Wrath?
UB makes money for WotC at the low low cost of giving the players brainrot-induced strokes.
UW makes money for WotC at the low low cost of giving the players temu versions of UB (like how edge of eternities is temu trek, strixhaven is temu harry potter, aetherdrift is temu hotwheels, murders of coco cabana being temu cluedo, etc)
>>98763347except when the events have waay limited attendance, but you wouldn't get it..
>>98763401>i can't get into an event!skill issue
>>98763409irrelevantunless you want those goalposts to a different zipcode. people hate the set because of these facts
>>98763483>muh goalpostsyou claim to play limited so i'm just calling you out for being too poor to play such a format, simple asnote how the *only* thing you can hate on mb3 is availability not flavor or theme like many other UW sets, so i am indeed correct that your kind absolutely loves mb3 memberberries and you'd be sucking on wotc's dick if they made it a lot more available
>>98763541idgi
>>98763549it's ok that means you're normal
>>98763515if and ifbut it don't, weak
Why does the white Ghalta have the symbol over the text and what does it mean?
>>98761458>TQNot my problem. I'm a PreDH God.
>>98763747It means that's the echoverse version of the pair.It's just looks thing
>>98763747Symbols in that spot are called "watermarks" and usually represent faction allegiance, in masters sets it's the symbol of the original set a reprint is from. In this case white ghalta is the alternate universe version, so she has the alternate universe watermark.
https://moxfield.com/decks/-jr32ibODEqfv_b37ghr9Acan i get some opinions on this? feel like I need another finisher besides just craterclaw colossus
Anyone ever built this guy? He seems like a fun way to cheat out high cost bullshit like an omnitell deck.
>>98763274>Do you think there's any ones that are famous and would do it?Witcher with a Gwent themed mechanic
>>98763946Harry Potter UB
>>98763337>pushed JubileeNah man it's Gambit's time to deal. Though I suspect Chuck will be insufferable cancer in some way shape or form
>>98763557Prison deck reference!
>>98762519Ive been having a lot of fun with this deck built around scrying and for some reason it keeps winning. Going to drop Elminster and a few other cards though and shove that new scrying supporting sphinx in.
>>98761822sorry chud, A Song of Ice and Fire / House of the Dragon is next year. Its been playtested
>>98763850Seems fine. I think Wake the Past and Organic Extinction are pretty game-winning if you've got a board built up. Thousand Moons Smithy can also grind out a game. Indomitable Creativity comes to mind as a potential finisher you could add though. Mostly so you could blow up a chunk of your own board to flip into a Craterclaw, but still.
>>98763957What did JKR mean by this?
>>98763981I wouldn't mind desu, I have a few ASOIAF proxies
>>98762483Honestly UB made me get away from the magic community for the most part, and it couldn't have been a better decision. It coincided with me getting a bigger place and a group sort of formed to play at my house. We implemented an idea I read here where we "scout" for new members at the lgs according to some criteria, being anti UB one of them. Now edh is the most comfy and fun in years
Academy AssbeaterArtifact creature - Golem hater4Other Permanents with +1/+1 counters on them are cucks in addition to their other types and lose all abilities and other types.If a token would be made, it isn’t, and the creator loses 3 life instead.Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal 10 lands, then exile all cards revealed this way: exile Academy hater. Any player can activate this ability at sorcery speed.
>>98763747Do commanders with "this spells costs x less to cast" apply that discount to the commander tax?
>>98764188Yes. Convoke and Delve can also help pay for commander tax.
>>98763375Anytime I see people complain about UB I laugh in Cao Cao.
>>98764197
>>98764135>"Hey yeah that dude comes to the store every week but doesn't play, it's weird. He just sits in the cuck chair staring at everyone else playing the game.">"Hey kid. I heard you complaining about UB earlier. I got a cool playgroup with no UB in it. Wanna join? I can give you a ride."
>>98764196I wonder how effective it would be to build around convoke flashing Wanderer in for a huge voltron strike on your turn
>>98764135>We implemented an idea I read here where we "scout" for new members at the lgs according to some criteria
>>98764221We do play, even against UB, if there's one UW commander at the table. I had an initial scouting to grow the group and now we're scouting again as two of us moved cities because of work. The screening process is unannounced and through casual conversation, you don't know if you didn't pass, if you're interesting we ask for contact info to keep playing at the store until we know each other better, and then you get invited. We don't rush it. We also play UW pauper. Seriously I encourage anons to do this, it's going smoothly for the time being
>>98761597I want a huge breasted brown girl waifu Mirabell card Wizards cater to me
>>98764252lmao at this anon but gatekeeping is an art and your life gets better when you start doing itnever rape little girls tho, stay good
>>98764249What part of the Wandering Rescuer makes you think of the words "huge voltron strike"?
>>98764318doesn't every taimanin end up getting horrifically abused and raped and tortured? is there such thing as a happy ending in taimanin?
>>98764354with Double Strike innate you only need to push her like +8 power to oneshot someone, or +3 to be threatening 21+ on your next swingwith her only costing WW that should free up mana for equips or auras
>>98764397Convoke can pay for colored mana
>>98764395They enjoy getting raped, so it's not actually rape.
Name a creature that changes combat more than her? Go.
>>98764299This sounds like the gayest nigger homolarp I’ve ever read.
reality fracture should've featured one purple card
>>98764249In my experience, you have to either go token army or voltron; it doesn't really work as well to go half each way.
>>98764461You got purple in Zendikar it's called {C}.
>>98764467consider the following
>>98764448My boy Odric. The other mono white version as well to some extent.
>>98764448At less than half the CMC, Lightning also can easily make the damage spiral out of control if you have ways of landing extra hits.In a recent game I slapped a Genji Glove on the girl.
>>98764448>>98764497I'll take one of each ty
>>98761834Why would a political commentator do anything with mtg?
>>98762000Honestly he probably would>Illiterate>Retarded>Lives among rats and roaches>Mindlessly grinds game without putting any critical thought inJund player for sure.
>>98764482Sex with merchant of truth
UB has killed my pods interest in playing magic
>>98762519Wish I had a picture of my Captain America deck. 100% UB.
>>98764673This didn't happen by the way
>>98764677it happened
>>98762565Lying about sales can be criminal when you are a public company with shares.
>>98764673UB is the only reason my pod is playing Magic (they're waiting for Monster Hunter)
>>98764681mfs would rather believe WotC, every store, and every website are lying about sales and engagement than believe that Final Fantasy is more popular than Lorwyn.
>>98764197>not laughing in arabian nightsWhat are you, 18?
>>98763284Repeating yourself still didn't convince me or anyone else in this thread to spend monies on UB you should ask your handler for more convincing arguments
>>98764197Book of enoch and return to rabiah set and I'll buy UB
>98764687Is this your new (you) farm when the endless proxy bitching stopped getting bites? I REALLY hope you're getting paid to do this
>>98764682>Monster hunterYou'll get ikoria and a shitty secret lair you'll be happy
>>98762519Does this count?Buzz buzz.
>>98764696Magic: The Gathering™Universes Beyond™: Legends of the Fertile Crescent™
>>98764681That's why they do hebrew wordplay sorcery>Spiderman wasn't a flop WE made lots of monies!(The distributors and gamestores that bought it got fucked however)
>>98761458>the furfag is also the UB shillMakes sense. No doubt he's spamming his furfag porn to make actual Magic characters seem less appealing than the UB faggots he fetishizes.Fake thread, not /tg/, blatant trolling, shan't use.
>>98764681WotC doesn't lie when they say a set is profitable. They sold to retailers and made monies; whatever happens after is not a concern for today's WotC, but tomorrow's.
>>98764743I'm pretty sure if retailers didn't drop this game over Dragon's Maze that they're not afraid Spider-Man was only the #5 set of all-time instead of #1.
>>98764718The scute swarm is cute the bayou sucks
>>98764750N-No! It was a flop I swear! Half the theater was empty despite the cinema offering 5 simultaneous showings! Everyone's tired of Spider-Man!
>>98764761>the bayou sucksMothman must ponder orbs.
>>98764769To quote an anon from here
>>98764800Okay. He must still ponder.
>>98764763>The movies are popular so the unc card board sold too!!!Case and point, hebrew wordplay sorcery. Nobody is fooled by this bro
>>98764818Make her fat you coward
>>98764721I'd buy 3 boxes of the epic of Gilgamesh
>>98764842Do it yourself Pierce. You can afford a 5090
>>98764829You think yourself the exception to the rule, but that couldn't be further from the truth.
My local Izzet player said he finally built a deck without blue in it. He showed up today with an alter proxy of the Orzhov Niv with a massive ass in the artwork.
>>98764866Did everyone stand-up and clap?
>>98764912No I just felt uncomfortable the whole time because he already has a coomer playmat and playing with him is always awkward because it really starts to feel a bit too close to him actually masturbating when he takes a storm turn.
>>98764936>thinking this hard about a man masturbating and cummingI think you might be gay anon.
>>98764673Same, my first group, which was the one that I learned to play Magic with, fizzled out as UB became more frequent and included in more formats.I have a new group now that I managed to gather together from some work friends, they are great and we have a fun time playing, but it's not the same. In my first group most people were better players and deck builders than I was, so I learned a lot and was pushed to improve. My new pod barely knows more than the basic rules despite over a year of playing together, and they even do things like forget to draw a card at the beginning of their turn because they're too focused on what they have decided to do with what is already in their hand.
>>98764852My pc is over a decade old I'm not replacing it until it dies
>>98764961No, it's par for the course when izzet is involved. Pulling off a god tier storm combo that instantly wins is orgasmic, and any izzet player will sell their soul to chase that high.
>>98765007>still thinking about other men orgasmingSpotted the Simic player. How is Locktober going for you?
>>98765035Actually I play Selesnya
>>98765066Oh. So we can just completely write you off.
>>98765073Just because I wear a cage to the LGS doesn't mean I'm comfortable with izzet players publicly flaunting their desire to have sex with male dragons.
>>98765098Stop being a gay fetish shaming faggot
I need to dig through my bulk and find my fatespinner..
>>98765035>>98765073>>98765136These replies are not me.>>98765007>>98765066>>98765098
>>98765322All me btw.
Which one of your decks has the best win percentage? For me it's the mono-green Jap princess.
>>98764497Does the damage doubling stack?
>>98765436What does an azusa deck even do?
>>98765505Landfag bullshit. What else.
>>98765512But it’s a UW card so it must be really good and interesting right guys?
>>98761573as opposed to what "non dead old people series"? are you looking for something like Miss Rachel or Bluey or UB: Logan Paul or something?? you need to be above 30 to post here. >>98761753hobbit pre-release: 56 attendees (fri night)reality frac pre: 69 attendees (also fri)in other words, vis a vis, ergo, this has been debunked _______>pic relall that silliness aside, whats this dark-boi's bottom line? saw some listings of him last night as low as like 12 bucks then it shot up like 6 bucks (regular and foil both up about 6). release is in a few hours (..tomorrow morning really). whats the bottom look like this feller? I feel like its a $4-$6 ($10 foil) max but standard homos might push it high like Vivi, but even with bans Vivi's price is still up (glad I got him when he was $17 just a few months ago). where is Darklight's Vivi moment??
>>98765505>play around 45 lands>ramp early with her and into other lands>hopefully draw some more draw or tutors for draw or threats>play bombs>play overrun effects
>>98765436My arcades walls disenchant deck. I also don't like playing it. My pod is low tier, and I genuinely don't like winning that much against them. I have a lot more fun building theme decks that aren't just literally "Play the cheap thing and draw a card".
>>98765436indominus rex alpha by far. and that deck has no "game changer" cards in it (evacuation instead of cyc riff, pact of negation instead of FOW, grim tutor instead of D-Toot). turns out it is quite hard to kill a commander who has hexproof and indestructible who's controller has counterspells and phasing effects can't wait for BLOR to drop so my Shared Summons can switch KRANGGGGG to BLORRRRR so I can also grab a lifelinker
>>98765436Has to be my bby right here, he ends games pretty quickly once he's out
>>98765561How exceedingly boring
>>98765580I can totally see that.
>>98765608It's mono green stompy. Simple as.
>>98765612May i see your list
>>98765619https://archidekt.com/decks/14384222/azusa_lost_but_46_landCheers.
>>98765436Just when you thought it was safe...
>>98765436Gay kings Group hugAlways kill the group hug player first
>>98765691I'll kill you if you try. He's giving me free shit.
>>98765624I like this list a lot, its almost like you could have built it in like 2013 without cutting too muchBeen a long time since I've seen a spike weaver lol
>>98765697And that's why I always win
>>98765714>Been a long time since I've seen a spike weaver lolSpike Weaver is an all-star. A lot of decks cant' deal with it and it buys you a lot of time, and you don't need a lot of time in a mono-green stompy deck.
>>98764673>all of the guys in my pod including myself have kids around the same time>really anon, you didn't sell your cards yet?
>>98765436Pic related. It's pretty slow, but it's fairly easy to protect Eluge with free instants. And drawing cards and playing big sea monsters is often enough.
>>98765436Think its 8 wins, 1 loss, 1 draw
>>98765580This was always one of my favorites when I first picked it up. Even if this color combination still lacks a double striker for her. Mind posting your list?
I dont play these colours but I lm drawn to this card.Do I go wide or is there a way to abuse making lotus'?
>>98765972Cards like this will bring back the board wipe meta.>play a few cards and this>gain 9+ mana per turnYeah you're going to get targeted hardcore.
>>987654368-0-1 right now. And before you ask: yes, I do indeed have the piss border foil.
>>98766007
>>98765972Number one thing going forward: do not rely on the commander. It has a great stat line and you can ramp into it, but it shouldn't be the only way to win. You run Soul Sisters, Emiel as your combo piece with the commander, and plenty of ways to make tokens on opponent's turns or yours. That or tutor for a Soul Sister that gets you life on opponent's ETBing.
>Make a deck that does nothing but kill commanders>Win so often people don't want to play anymore because me being in the group means I'm going to winIt's that easy to punish bad deckbuilding. Bring back tuck.
maybe I should make a tryhard minthara list with 0 cost sac artifacts
>>98766018Oh yeah I know not putting all my eggs in one basket.Soul sisters I dont mind but I still would want to do a big dumb turn making lotus'>>98766003You say that like IM not gonna be running 4 wraths just as a safety measure
This shit is overrated. If split second could prevent anything from going onto the stack I’d actually give a shit.
>color: white, blue, black>type: legend>oracle text:initiative>results found: 0sad!
>>98766171People are running morphs just for this card?
>>98764677It happened for me. I haven't played a game of magic in nearly a year now. I refused to buy any UB cards when they released and I still don't own any. I've started sending some cards off for sale since I'm probably never making another deck.
>>98764673My shop went from 30 people a week to 70 a week since LOTR.
>>98764673same, the one pro UB guy went to play in the LGS which is full of his kind
>>98766311ok
>>98764450You got me anon such a group doesn't exist actually wink wink
>>98766364It may exist but it is also cringe.
>>98766380If you say so it must bewink wink
Slightly autistic question, but why is Suture Priests effect a "may" trigger? Why not just have it be an ETB trigger?
>>98766419maybe i don't want to gain life
>>98766419Because it was designed in an era where paper play was primary so they didn't want triggered abilities to potentially be detrimental in edge cases. This generally changed with Arena's development where now suddenly Ajani's Pridemate and Frenzied Baloths asking you to confirm every trigger became an annoyance (and they were too lazy to implement auto-accept), which is why they received an errata and triggers stopped being optional.
>>98766439>edh-first design>arena-first design>ubslopWe have surely come a long way huh. Sad.
>>98766439>>98766445may is important because if you missed the trigger you fucked up, if it's not may the game state is fucked up
>Last game I played there were two elesh norns on the field at once>Cast wrath to wipe this toxic board>Blue player with no creatures counters itWhat the fuck is wrong with blue players?
>>98766544they play blue
>>98766544
Whatever happened to releasing UW versions of secret lairs? Did they officially drop that promise?
>>98766556Like two or three years ago.
>>98766556yes, some magical data showed them the reprints didn't sell enough. they didn't show how this data was collected and there hasn't been a product that only consists of those reprints to be accounted for data like that either but they sure did gather it.
>>98766558>>98766560>In November 2024, Wizards of the Coast went back on the promise to always create Universes Within versions of mechanically unique Secret Lair cards. Mark Rosewater explained that since The List and Set Boosters had been phased out, Wizards was in a conundrumFucking jew word magic. You are the fucking game you can do what you want, what conundrum lmao
I bought this card in foil on a whim, it's very prettyI want to build her, I know the reputationShould I focus on protection and repartee or pure voltron? First option sounds more fun
>5C is everywhere now, now downside since mana bases are so good now>most 3C decks can also do basically everything now>loads of legends now also have extra colours from their activated abilities Is there any point in Colour identy any more, 2C and momo colour decks are strictly worse now
Mono and dual colour is SOVLAnything more is tryhard redditry
>>98766590Yeah but UB is redditry too and that doesn't stop anyone here from drooling.
>>98766596I hate UB and that includes the secondary meaning of blue/black
>>98766597Grimgrin is based tho
Not playing a game where people say shit like>tifa attacks you>in response i block with sauron then pay 3 to cast donatelloIt's actual nonsenseBaudrillard was right
>>98766603What did that fellow say regarding slopchuggers I'm interested
>>98766578That's a cool card, Anon
>>98766590Fuck you, I love my Wedge
Mono is the most sovl because it's true devotion to your favourite colour, flavour, theme, etcMuh mechanics faggots need not apply
>>98766627True
>>98766629How do I get protection from black but IRL?
>>98766629my favorite part of this card is when you kick him it's hymn to tourach :)
>>98766629disgusting, go away from me you sick fuck
>>98766627True, that is why I only play mono white.
>>98766619this card makes me want to run red abdel
Give me the rundown on mono-colours
>>98766665instead of spending 100$ on a two-color, 1000$ on a three-color, or 10000$ on a four+ color landbase you spend 15 dollars (max) on medallion + monument
>>98766657FIVE MANA?!
>>98766674ZASEDLow price but high power skill decks are the true mans game
>>98766665They are really fun decks to play because they have a very streamlined clean playstyle
>>98766674I spent liek 100€ on a Mardu in Bracket 4
>>98766659Go for it, red is the solution to the blink slug games problemPurphoros and other etb pingers let you close game without boring everyone to death
>>98766659would love to play against that
>>98766665B L A C KLACK
>commander is supposed to be fun and casual>have to deal with infinite loops creating nonstop tokensFUCKING BLUEFAGS
>>98766690I can't afford Sheoldred bwo....
>>98766692https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/marchesamadnessmonarchy/r8
I really hate these le heckin wholesome commanders like Brambleflower and Shroofus
>>98766696I used to have a monoblack Sheoldred Infect Commander
Are there even enough cards to make a Scars infect deck? I got into MtG during that block so it's nostalgic for me
>>98766712Barely
>>98766696That new Zombie deck is actually really good.
>love me artifacts and colurless>look into commander decks>6 billion dollars just for the commander
My Main complaint is there aren't more Cards like Hand of the Praetors
>>98766721it's comfy, I switched out gisa for ayara and every card in the deck is like "you gain 13 life and do 13 damage"
>>98766723Try this one
Red is the most reddit and alphabet mafia coded, White is the most based
>>98766723>want to build colorless commander>They are all either mediocre artifact decks or big mana
>>98766736Wait you're supposed to lose mana between phases and steps? I've been playing wrong, even in stores then.
ok what's the rest of the deck?
>>98766739'Member when mtg was actually cool
>>98766747Yeah, pretty much tuned out after Eldritch Moon
infect isn't actually very cool albeit
Bone Saw and Trusty Machete are also worth considering in Infect You definitely need a Decimator Web + Throne of Geth
But I want to make a kino commander deck, love me Scars and love me little Myrs
>>98766765>MyrsCheck out Plague Myr and Ichorclaw Myr
Would a burn Mayhem Dominus deck be good?
>>98766762It's no less cancer than the rest of the bullshit in the game
Speaking of mono black and infect
>>98766783>>98761458
>>98766675The price to pay for a power white card.
>>98766783Yes?
>>98766786WHITE POWER
>>987667561 drops are kinda tricky
Can you somehow combine proliferate with infect for a win?
>>98766801that's the idea
>I cast Aladdin>My Dong Zhou flashes you for lethal damage>Damn, my Fblthp couldn't protect me there!
>>98766785Skittles
>>987667455 color good stuff
>>98766808Fret not anon, I tap my 2026 type R honda civic to save you
>>98766820NO only thisslop: https://moxfield.com/decks/XoOm4PZRLEGxh5wt5DQabw
>straight male sexuality expression bad>LGBT gay shit goodHmmmmhttps://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/1wva2nx/have_you_ever_met_someone_that_actually_use/
>>98766863go back
>>98766863Did you know we got bare female nipples in mtg for the first time with this card? They the monkey's paw curled another finger
>>98766875This just exposes the double standard>erm yikes why would you have a playmat with a woman showing a thigh>oh by the way this is a card named after a gay sex term
>>98766696There's other options. I like Ash Coat.
>>98766723There's some other options. I've been working on this one myself.
>>98766665Find a dude who's one color that looks cool and then build around him. Mono color is really fun. It focuses down on what the color does well and doubles down on it. It's great. Already ended up with one for every color and three mono red.
>>98766572of not selling enough according to mark in some of his posts. how he came to that conclusion is indeed vile jewish sorcery, not facts
you are morally obligated to proxy and then distribute (for free) all secret lair cards
Black cards have the coolest art, but I don't know if I want to dedicate myself to black
>>98766993black cards have the lowest number of black people in them, so I say go for it
Wait a minute thread>have some shitty unblockable flying 1/1 commander>do some blue nonsense to make it be a 21/21 or 21/1 etc>instantly win
>>98767000>BlueYeah when pigs fly.
>>98767021new
>>98766863All men are rapists and chuds. All women are angels. All faggots are strong brave they/thems. Know your fucking place chud!
>>98765648
>>98767038>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>98767023Didn't ask.
