Edgar markov editionPrevious: >>98761458>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Gay Bolashttps://files.catbox.moe/823tpq.png>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.com>TQWhat's an eminence effect you want to see?
Is an ooze deck actually viable? Despite being a 40c rare piece of shit, Scavenging Ooze is my favourite card ever
>>98767027There's a neat Ooze guy coming in the new mystery shit
>>98767027You don't need to build an ooze deck to run Scavenging ooze which is a generically good card
>>98767038You don't have to post AI shitposts to make your point
>>98767043He deserves to be ran with his Ooze buddies
GREEN CREATURES ARE SO FUCKING COOL
>>98767027Aeve is neat, the unreleased ooze is going to be ghave levels of accidentally infinite
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>98767067Do WoTC really stoop so low as to use AI slop? Just kidding there is nothing they won't do to prop up the entire of Hasbro on their backs
>>98767067it will always be funny to me that proxy faggots kvetch over AI
>there's a WotC janny whose entire job description is porting Commander cards to Arena, all while fully knowing they will forever see 0 (zero) play
I've been playing a lot of EDH using spellblade. Never used it with randoms. I'm guessing that would be a fucking miserable experience.
>>98767249*spelltable whatever the fuck it's called
>>98767249edh, like any other mtg format, is best played in the physical world beyond just your friends in your basement, which yes includes playing with randoms, just as garfield intended way back in 1993anyone who argues against this only shows that there's currently a problem with how a sizeable portion of the playerbase acts in public
>>98767021Eminence with an upside AND a downside or just downsides might actually be cool
>>98767027All decks are viable because edh is a casual format
>>98767021kys Gay Bolas OP>Edgar Markov ptw
>>98767162Duel Commander is objectively superior to 1v1v1v1
>>98767273This, at least it used to be this.I find LGS creatures to be less tolerable these days
Intentionally misunderstanding posts is objectively superior to good faith discussion
I'm addicted to the feeling of stumbling across a non-staple card that fits everything a deck is trying to do perfectly
>>98767273Now way this is any longer trueSad
>>98767349You got it anonNot actually a downside tho
>>98767610What about an eminence commander that makes two colorless mana in your first main phase but your starting hand size and max hand size are both 3 or some shit. Is that a horrible design mistake or can we get away with it?
>>98767646what's the color id
>>98767646such a card would either be useless or just broken with the most predictable play patter ever, will never see the light of day
>>98767488For me it's strawman reductionism
>>98767646>Never play commander >Mull for reliquary tower or free thought vesselNow your handsized is fixed until either are removed
heh heh
>>98767702kek
>want to play golgari something because the whole life and death cycle in nature theming is really cool>dual lands are really expensive Mono it is
>>98767696You still start with 4 less cards.
There are people that really think commander is competitive lmao
>>98767972anything can be competitive once something's on the line
My friend was making proxy decks, and they urged me to get in on it, so I decided to make a Tails deck. Do you guys have anything nice to say about the Sonic secret lair cards?
>>98767037When are those mystery things supposed to actually be out?
>>98767972>why are there bans in a so-called noncompetitive format?
>>98768143This is what it says on Scryfall.
>>98768143They are out. No one is selling them yet
>>98768133I like Amy. Her whole kit (Piko Piko Hammer, Open the Armory [though Steelshaper's Gift would have been better]) is great and her being able to grab your opponent's equipment is pretty underrated, especially if some jerkoff is wearing some greaves/boots/plate/cloak/etc. and you'd like to use some spot removal on them.
>>98767566Ah, you stumbled across Mirage Mirror I see
>>98768133Eggman good
>>98768302Yeah Eggman's fun.
Will report later if someone goes meltdown.
>>98768520Harry Potter fans are often just as cringe as people who meltdown over it
>>98768525What's the definition of fan these days?
>>98768520I don't get it
>>98768536You know absolutely everything about an IP and every piece of drama surrounding it for its entire history. And also you agree with everything I say. Anything less is LARP.
>>98768568Ultimate Guard announced an officially licensed line of Harry Potter products. The announcement triggered immediate pushback from Bluesky, Twitter and Reddit. The primary driver of the pushback was author J.K. Rowling’s outspoken public stance and lobbying regarding transgender rights.
>>98768568it's ok that means you're normal and won't meltdown over anything with rowling's name on it
>>98768520tell the trannies that melt down that their counterfeit cards are made by dog eating chinks
>>98768637okay milk drinker
>>98768672How is that an insult? Milk is delicious and grows strong bones
>>98767181That art is a disgrace to the very foundation of Magic: the Gathering itself
Vigilance is the most important keyword a creature can have in commander.
>>98768525Harry Potter has become a based and chud IP because it instantly repels troons and troon allies as a litmus test. If you bring up Harry Potter and the person immediately starts ranting about troon rights, you immediately know who to avoid. It's also funny because all troons and leftards secretly still love Harry potter, but are peer pressuring eachother in to pretending they don't, as a purity test. Basically UB Harry Potter can save the hobby if it causes the troon element to self purge themselves from WotC and the player base.Hasbro, make it so.
>>98768685ever wonder why white people are so obese?
>>98768732we really doing the Malfoid thing?
>>98768726incorrectthe best evergreen keyword is haste
>>98768732happened to a really popular author in my country>go to a book exchange>pick up one of his books>"oh? who brought this? is it any good?">this one guy looks terrified, goes>"uhh it was me...but I never read it! I don't know! I don't like him! I never liked him! I don't know!">the several glares that were cast at him calm down>I ended up picking it up for me>people staring as I leaveit was surreal. You'd think it was mein kampf or some shitit was Arturo Pérez Reverte
>>98768726Trample has been the deciding factor more often than not for me.
>>98768768How was the book?
>>98768737India, by volume are the largest consumers of milk in the world though.And of white countries, finland consumes the most, and they aren't considered an obese demographic.So don't think you can blame it on milk.
>>98768732how will be represented each hogwarts house in mtg colors?Slytherin = Blue/BlackRavenclaw = White/BlueGryffindor = Red/WhiteHufflepuff = Green/Red
>>98768870>Hufflepuff is Gruul fake and gay
>>98768870>SlytherinBlack Green Blue>RavenclawBlue Black White>GryfyndorRed White Blue>HufflepuffWhite Green Red
>>98768870>Hufflepuff = Green/RedNah, I'd bet green and blue.
>>98768870Hufflepuffs are more like Bant. Gryffindor would be Naya. Ravenclaw Esper and Slytherin Grixis.
Gryffindor: BantRavenclaw: EsperHufflepuff: NayaSlytherin: JundDeath Eaters: GrixisThere's your Alara 2.0 while still preserving the integrity of mtg's temu HP called strixhaven and save face lol
>>98767610Tung Tung Tung Sahir Sahir Sahir
Harry Potter is for queers and women. If you are either, you shouldn't be here
>>98768932Based.
>>98768967whatever you say tranny
>>98768932Based and Potter pilled. Hasbro if you're reading this, make it happen.
>>98768967Queers and libtard women are now repelled by it actually. It's a great way to filter troons and troon supporters out of your life.
>>98768967
>>98769011Nigga, you're pretending to be a girl in your ai slop
>>98769020Why do you think I made this art and why does posting it mean I'm pretending to be a girl? Stop projecting your troonism on to me
>>98768967I like shitting on adult Harry Potter fans because they are mostly just embarrassing human beings but then again I still play magic at a point in my life where I ought to have grown out of it so who am I to judge.
>>98769126>adult Harry Potter fansWho do these weirdos think they are for enjoying books and films they grew up with in their formative years? How cringe!
>>98767610>not really a downside>tee heeMake it hurt
>mfw when mtg doesn't have films and (good) books
>>98769143>How cringe!Indeed.
>>98769011Is she supposed to be putting the flag in the trash or pulling it out from the trash? I cannot tell at all
>>98769166but enough about UWfags
LISTEN HEREIF YOU PLAY SIMIC, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A COWARD, YOU SHOULD EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED IN THE KINGDOM OF MADNESSYEAHBUT ONLY A WEAK HOTDOGGING GTANDSTANDING COWARD LIKE THE HULKSTER WOULD RUN BLUE AND GREEN TOGETHER OH YEAH
>>98769047You're avatarfagging as a girl. Because you want to be a girl.You know you're a faggot, just accept it.
>>98769214You're avatarfagging as a man. Because you want to suck dick.You know you're a faggot, just accept it.
>>98769214This
I need this commander
>>98769214Why does posting pics of hot girls mean I want to be a girl? How did your tranny brain arrive at this conclusion?
>>98769247Slivers are LITERALLY the most boring tribe of all time
>>98769169Into the trash it goes
>>98769254Thats elves
>>98769254I'm going to flip my deck and you cannot stop me.
>>98769252Ironic from a literal gooner brained sissy troon. Your brain has been utterly fried by porn. Thats why you chopped your dick off.
>>98769193I genuinely wonder how Magic players can call anyone else cringe. Mentally I group them in below TADC fans (which is ironic given another poster here), and about the same as Vivziepop/Smash Melee fans.
>>98769247Yeah sure why not let's create a rules nightmare that results in a judge call in half the games it resolves.
>>98769265
>>98769272i actually rate smash players higher than edh players because at least casual smash players know that you're not supposed to just let others 'do the thing'
>>98769266love to see that you don't even know that anime female draco was made by troon-hating japs
I unironically play 3 color slivers
>>98769302>I desperately want to smash this girl, who is actually a man, because they have the traits that man has, and I will use it as a personification of myself, in an entirely unrelated thread to the subject because I want to make its explicitly clear I want to fuck this man, I mean girl.Pretty fucking gay and troon coded, probably should move on to tumblr.
>>98769329>why are nip trends being shown in MY nip 2chan ripoff?retards and their inability to separate fiction from reality roru rumao
>>98769355When a man is called something that he is not, he will not care.When a man is called something with a grain of truth, he will crash out.Your cope only furthers the truth.
>>98769328What colors did you go for? RUG?
>>98768967>Harry Potter is for queers and trannies but me consooming a nerd card game full of literal transexual and gay characters owned by a neo liberal corporation that celebrates things like pride week while employing BIPOCs means I'm a straight masculine male
>>98769391>He recoils and screeches as he is found out
>>98769383cope harder troon, time will not look fondly to your kindthe 41% beckons...
>>98769209WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER!YOU THINK THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD ARE PLAYING COUNTERSPELL, BROTHER?!WE BLEED RED AND WHITE!WE'RE TALKING AURELIAWE'RE TALKING EXTRA COMBAT STEPS TURNING THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS COMPLETELY SIDEWAYS
>>98769423>He is told his winning play, he opted to lose instead.It's okay insecure-sama, before the world can accept you, you must accept yourself.
>>98769438you're the world's expert in everything about not being able to accept yourself tranny lol
so uh, what decks/commanders are you working on?
>>98769508Gabriel Angelfire secret commander with Nethroi in the command zone. Lure/Banding/Rampage theme. It's too busy and ambitious to work.
>>98769387This time yeah but last time it was BUG
>>98769508I like exalted and want to make "fixed exalted" work.
>>98769508I've been thinking about building Chiss-Goria because I like Mirrodin and large artifacts. I'm still working out what the fun gimmick of the deck will be besides vomiting artifacts into play.
>>98769543this is an automatic include
>>98769452"No you" is a very weak and womanly tactic, so it fits the pattern.
>>98769508the tymna the weaver of bracket 3yes it's also a thoracle deck i'm in blue black colors ffs
>>98769595is that why you completely ignored my post pointing out that you're dumb for not knowing that this malfoy meme was made by troon-hating japs? >>98769302
>>98769257But Malfoid is trans
>>98767021Being completely serious, has commander gotten even worse?I stopped playing right before the Spider-Man set. Every game literally just became>yeah I trust what you’re saying is rightInstead of actually playing and understanding the turns. I was able to keep up from prior card knowledge just knowing what they do from the pictures but it turned into 20 minute>can I read that real fastTurnsCan someone tell me if it’s gotten worse? I’m seeing all these cards like the new life gain Niv mizzet, and I can only imagine what they’ve been printing in the last few sets. I want to play again (ordered miku, new angel, and fracture decks) but I don’t think I’ll be able to keep up
>>98769724complexity creep is a thing in all constantly-updated games, you're just going to have to power through it
>>98769435Gisela! Seize the Day! Relentless Assault! Dictate of the Twin Gods. Fiery Emancipation! True Conviction! Final Fortune!
>>98769247How would this work as written with stackable abilities like toxic?
>>98769724I quit between Zendikar and earlier this year and somehow managed to figure it out while missing 17 years of cards.
>>98769724If you know the stack works you are still more well informed than 90% of the playerbase whether that's a good thing or not I'll leave up to you
>>98769763Sounds awfulI skipped between WAR and SNC and felt like the card pool doubled lol
>>98769661Trans reject her and are enraged by her actually. Bluesky trannies are throwing a massive tantrum about malfoid
>>98769508Basic blue control with omni-telling fat overcosted creatures out as the wincon. >technically a bracket 2 unless i decide to put back to basics in.
>>98769825Who fucking asked about bluesky?
>>9876950810 wedge dragonsNo repeat non-lands between themNo Universes Beyond I've got the blueprint for the decks done assembly has been tough cause I keep misplacing my piles
>>98769854It's where the online troons primarily congregate. Reddit is also rejecting it
>>98768870Ravenclaw = TemurGriffindor = NayaSlytherin = MarduHufflepuff = Colorless
>>98769825How would you know what bluesky trannies think?
>>98769508I've been meaning to try colorless and figure this guy could be cool for it. Got the start of a list going.
>>98769724Nothing has changed. What you're describing is just what happens when new cards are added to a the time needed to spend to internalize what they do. It's going to be a little awkward since you've been out for a bit but it's not hard to get back into knowing what things do.
>>98769508Right now trying to look for a good Partner for Radiant, Serra Archangel probably going Oops All Fliers
>>98769508Very slowly tuning a high 4 or even low CEDH auntie ool deck
>>98767101Green is the most boring way to play Magic, and all of EDH/Commander has reduced itself to only running Simic strategies or Aristocrats, otherwise the plaustyle is deemed "Pubstomping."
>>98770070Hard disagreeBlue combo decks are the most boring way to play
>>98769880Sounds like you know all too well
>>98769929They post their thoughts publicly then it gets reposted on Twitter for people to see to laugh at
Good bye :)
>>98770120Where are you going?
>>98770105I don't see them. Your algo must be rotten
>>98770082Combat on the stack is always 1000x more exciting than just turning dude's sideways and spending an hour figuring out blockers and what damage pushed through. But hey, keep playing the most boring archtype ever made, and I'll keep running turbo fog engines just to speed the game along.
>>98769760It has the abilities of each creature. That means if 2 creatures have base toxic 1, haste and toxic 2, trample, all creatures would have the equivalent of toxic 3, trample and haste. Each creature would also have 30 wards, if all 30 creatures had ward. Which moves into trigger territory. If you play a creature that makes you sac or lose life on upkeep, and you give them a million tokens, then you kill each player on their upkeep without interaction.
>>98770149>I cast X>Free counter spell>Nuh uh, my free counterspell>Nug uh, my free counterspell>Nuh uh, my free counterspell>Nice argument, too bad for you, I have yet another free counterspell>Uh, okay guy, I'm just going to tap my creature for this ability to go over all your counterspells and just win anywayRiveting stuff.
>>98770130to a different hobby, life changed too much. girlfriend tells me to sell it because she hates it, I'm too successful apparently and major class issues at lgs and groups, kind of tired of the power creep, and all of the secret lairs making me look like a dumbass because I'm a whale still making money on this and I don't want to open a business and deal with paperwork
>>98770174This didn't happen by the way.Good luck and god speed.
>>98769435I, Hulk...Hoooogan, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Hulk Hoooogan, travel to...FRIDAY NUGHT MAGIC...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is MONO RED WARRIORS, do you, Hulk Hogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Hulk Hogan, try to reason why? Do you, Hulk Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even worse commander decks than you?
>>98770149sounds like you're the brainlet if it takes you an hour to choose blockers
>>98770174Sound decision. I'm also considering finally moving on from this game. Enjoy your post magic life friend.
>>98770209I don't. I cast Reins of Power and either use your creatures to block, or simple take your dudes for a turn and sack them all before the end of the round.
>>98770024>probably going Oops All FliersIf that's the case then I say go with this nigga
>>98770172>Mana Elves>Fierce Guardianship>Value Engine Commander>Token producing Creature; sandbag>Token producing Creature; sandbag>Token producing Creature; sandbag>Overrun effect (it's Craterhoof)Every.Single.Game.
>>98768801Pretty good. It's called "La isla de la mujer dormida" (The island of the sleeping lady). But if you want to read his novels, I strongly suggest the adventures of captain Alatriste saga. It's a nuanced dive into the soldier life and the politics of imperial Spain.He has criticized he Spanish lefty government so now he's a "fascist" and a "bad storyteller"Funny thing is, I never liked the guy that much, he has quite the reddit holier that thou atheist personality. But he is a superb writer, I don't need to like him personally to enjoy that
>>98770174Your girl is right on this one.Farewell my fren, wish you a good life.
Kinda digging runscarred lite
I mean, design creep is obviously an issue but how many mechanically interesting card can you even print before you simply run out of them?For all its complexity MtG is a relatively "simple" game in terms of zones and especially resources, I think with Energy they wanted to really flesh out another resource to play with so that you have more things to do other than pay mana/life/permanent as an additional cost; but obviously that didn't pan out
>POV: You're playing blue
Vishgraz anon here, would it be worth running token doublers or panharmonicon effects alongside the flicker/blink package? I was trying to layer synergies and some of these feel like dead cards without the commander
Considering building this guy as a sort of Nekusar-lite that can maybe go under the radar until people notice my yard has like 5 card types and now they're hellbent drawing and discardingIt shouldn't be too hard to do that with the various Entomb-likes, yeah?
>>98770398Why would you have this saved on your phone?
>>98770174I'm not telling you to keep your cards but that ho has to goTrust me, if she thinks it's her place to say anything about your hobbies, you will not know peace until she's gone.
>>98770174>girlfriend tells me to sell it because she hates it,Okay. Have her sell the things she likes that you aren't into. Surely as an understanding partner she will understand that there needs to be a balance
We just got kicked out of an LGS today right before FNM
>>98769289tbf Smash fans are playing a more well-designed game that's not completely fucking miserable if you're 100% trying to win.
>>98770617cedh gets a lot more tolerable once playing for draws are removed, even casual players are smart enough not to tolerate that kind of nonsense
>>98770628Sorry, if you're going to do an infinite combo like exquisite blood + Sanguine blood. I'm going to cast Angel's Grace to force a draw or make you blow up your own shit to stop it.
>red card>it's fire themedDaring today aren't weRed is the colour of passion, not dude fire and lava lmao
>>98768302Doing an Eggman deck, buddy is getting some proxies made for Eggman, Metal Sonic(Cyberdrive awakener). I need to get him to make me a Tails Doll using Stuffy Doll.
>>98770641if it's a draw due to the rules that's differenti'm talking about>p1 casts his infinite>p2 in response borne upon a winds his infintite>p3 has nothing>p4 then shows his entire hand (already an affront in itself and only invites more collusion) and says 'hey guys i only have one counter so i can only stop one of you, why don't we just play for a draw instead so nobody loses?'
>>98770667>Player shows their hand when not forced to by an effectYou just folded and effectively scooped. How it should be.
Give me Luna
How did your games go today? Big-titty Jap princess didn't let me down.>turn 6>Genesis wave for 13>down comes a bunch of mana dorks, and lands, and an Eldrazi Monument. A miss but a Regal Force at the end that draws me a lot of cards, and had a Lotus Cobra up that gained 6 mana>have just enough mana to cast Avenger of Zendikar, Overwhelming Stampede and Concordant Crossroads>kill everyone with +6/+6 pumped indestructible flying and trample creatures for 197 total damage
>>98770710>GamesI just got out of work, no games for me forever on friday
>>98770710all those cards should be banned except crossroads (classic kino)
>>98770710Two non-games where one guy breached on turn 4 and one where I mulled to 6 and still got flooded
>>98770710list?
>>98770710in response
>>98770710A bit generic, don't you think?I didn't play any games today, but I played on Wednesday and won with my Velomachus deck, which I was very pleased with.
>>98770413>Cast buried alive finding three goons with dredge>Cast Winter>Dredge 10+ cards into your graveyard off your three drawsYou'll probably have delirium at that point.
>>98770774we need an artifact enchantment landor a planeswalker landor a planeswalker creatureat least we have a planeswalker artifact
>>98770736Go on>>98770761Its not a commander designed to take advantage of a specific set's keywords so its less generic than 75% of legends we get today
Battle lands
>>98770780What else is there to say? I went up to 38 lands a few months back and that's clearly too manyThe guy was playing that cat dragon in Jund and just "had the nuts".
>>98770789Oh you mean tango lands
>>98770740I just posted it last thread. I'll post a picture this time. Yes, I took out the banned cards for the three in the middle. I'm also testing out Hexhaven Invigorator. In three games it has tutored me 0 cards. It's tutored more for my opponents when they stole it. Kind of a bust in this deck since I don't have any fight spells, so it's basically been an unblockable 6/6 and no one attacks me. Decent, but not tutoring me lands. I might put back in Planar Engineering, and certainly Prime Time when people let me play it.>>98770722It's so good I need two. What is the the next cheapest mana cost way to get haste in green? I used to run Akroma's Memorial but I've already got a high curve.>>98770756Nobody had shit in response. It was great.>>98770761Big green stompy is just like that, and sometimes I like to turn off my brain and turn my cards sideways.
>>98770774>>98770779would urza's saga + random myr count as 4? enchantment land artifact creature
>>98770801>primetime>rofellosthey really should be made GCs
>>98770816cope
>>98770832tick tock
>>98770846Cope cock
>>98770801Reasoning behind the non matching basics?
>>98770801To be fair your last pic had different cards in it and was all foilAnd digital
>>98770851tickety tocketyhe's having a melty
>>98770884Cope yourself to the end of a rope. Not gonna happen. See you in 2 weeks for your next cope out.
>>98770710>Play commander>Killed>Recover and play him again>KilledI need more protection spells I guess...I thought since he had protection from white and black he might be at least live one turn.
>>98770816Definitely. Out of those three I'd say Rofellos deserves to be off of it the most. It was only banned as commander, so fine in the 99, until they got rid of that. Rule 0 solves him being a commander, and you're really telling me he would be worse than some of these other commanders? Prime Time is super strong and did warp games back in the day, but I think he would still be strong enough to be a GC, but has been power crept a bit. Sylvan Primordial is probably the most egregious of the three. Can land screw your opponents and ramp you by three forests. Not any land, not basics, just any forest which is still damn good. You think a turn three Prime Time sucks? Nothing compared to this on turn three. Still should be unbanned IMO.>>98770868I just collected old foil lands for cheap back in the day, and I liked the way these ones looked for the aesthetic of the deck. If I could get all of the same one, would I? Maybe. I really like the 7th edition and Slivers deck ones. Them all not matching doesn't bother me.>>98770872I just linked to my decklist, and this picture is a bit outdated. I took out Seedborn Muse for The One Ring is the biggest thing I notice.>>98770832>>98770851Real men play banned cards. I've had 50/50 luck when I ask people if I can play with them. A lot of people want to see how powerful they are, and half the time they are disappointed and think it should be a GC. I'm doing my part, are you?
>>98770892sheldon banned primetime in 2012wotc got edh in 2024i still have a decade my fren, i'll be here waitingand when the day comesyouwillCRY
>>98770897>Real men play banned cardsNo, not really. Nigger faggot children do this.And that's what you are.>Man my win rate is so good>Oh right, I'm literally cheating.Nigger faggot. Kill yourself.
>>98770905love it when people cry about people using banned cards via rule zero in a non-competitive casual format
>>98770905How do you cheat in EDH? Are you retarded?
>>98770902>Just too more copes, any day now. 2 more copes!Post your suicide when it doesn't happen again.
>>98770919>How do you cheat in EDH???>Cheated by using banned cardsYou fucking retard. He's right, you are a little nigger bitch.
>>98770919Are there rules? If yes, then there can be cheating.
Real men play banned cards but not game changers
>>98770925>wotc will follow sheldon for the rest of eternity!!!hahahaha i'll see your performative outrage again when jewlotus dockside and crypt get GCd too
>>98770931you're the real cheater here proxyfag
>>98770948>undoing the only positive change this format had in decadesThis timeline is too gay, this will happen eventually
>>98770962I have no idea what you're talking about. Take your pills schizo.
>>98770932Yes. Not using banned cards.Which is why there is a banned list.Because there are rules.You are a legit retard or just the worst angle-shooter I've ever seen.
>>98770980>I have no ideayou could never have anyyou're just too dumb (or too in denial) to see what wotc is doing
>>98770987he's actually playing bracket 1 retard
>>98770948Get the Livestream ready. Need it nice and warm.
Annual reminder that WOTC fucked up their own edh format on MTGO before being given the reigns to edhThe day of reckoning fast approaches, this format is on borrowed time
>>98771002tick tock buddy boy
>>98771011Gavin realized how fucking miserable Rhystic Study is and how if it stays a GC then pretty much every card except maybe P9 can come off.
>>98770962There is no way I could own a blasphemous act, its true.
>literally played MTG with it Apologize. The only richfag that deserves to own it.
>>98771011>Maybe we should do this?>Everyone is telling me I'm an idiot, so I won't.I understand you are a retard, but do better. Or kill yourself in 2 weeks, when it doesn't happen yet again
>>98771027I mean. He had a proxy in the deck and just put it on the board and put it back in its case when it was over with and never risked really "playing" with it while shuffling.
>>98771029>commander is about letting people play the cards they love>nooooo it's about not letting people play the cards i hate!still can't let go of sheldon's dusty cock eh? haha
>>98770905I'm all for racism, but...
>>98771036That is literally the only actually smart thing to do. That card is worth over $1,000,000. Shuffling it would be giga retarded. It was played in Magic. It was on a board. It had board state presence. That wouldn't happen if it was sitting in some investorfags closet in an unopened pack, or to a Logan Paul who only owns rare things to say he owns them
>>98771042Yet. They aren't unbanned.2 more weeks until the suicide right?Surely, it's such a sure fire thing you will actually stake your life on it, because it such low risk.To prove this point, if it is unbanned in 2 weeks, I will kill myself.Sameway I can say I will kill myself if I do in fact win the lottery. The odds are so astronomically low, it's a safe bet.Looks like I'm more of a man than you.
>>98770931>casual format>"hey do you mind if I play with these banned cards to see what they are like??>"that's ok anon, lets try it out">CHEATING
>Slowest player in my usual pod builds a deck full of saga triggers, recursion, tokens, +1/+1 counter dice everywhere and it is virtually unable close out the game in under 15 turns.I don't know how to tell em this shit is unbearable. Months and months of games against this deck and my brain just alt+f4's every time it gets to their turn. Will not move onto to anything else. It's disheartening to know one deck at the table is going to be played incredibly slowly without doing much every match.
>>98771055It very much blurs the line of "playing with it" to the point it really barely counts.
>>98771001My bad. Here is the real one.
>>98771065>Go on to stomp people and brag about it, proving why they are banned.Grats on pub stomping retards, you are still cheating and bragging about it. Truly the most niggerfaggotting nigger faggot to ever nigger facgot.
>>98770801No crucible or ramunap?
>>98771060your projection is palpable and it is actually (You) who is in danger from yourself>I'm more of a man than you.hahaha doubt!anyways please don't hurt yourself over a children's card game! hahaha
>>98771011Griselbrand is waaaay worse than Zesty Elf, Prime Time, Sylvan, Prophet, Iona and Sundering Titan. I can't believe it actually seems like he is considering Brand over any of those.
>>98771070You're legitimately retarded. It's a game of EDH. Subsisting the art of a card you legitimately drew and played with a different art in a graded case doesn't matter in the slightest. At any table with actual players that is 100% acceptable. If Post was a fake fan faggot that thing would be sitting in a safe still. Apologize
>>98771079>rape isn't rape if there is consent>but stomping is still stomping even if there's consent
>>98771094Bro. He played with a proxy until he could safely flex. If you aren't shuffling it, you aren't playing with it.Post isn't going to suck your dick.
>>98771088Iona gets people really uppity for reasons that I do not fully understand.
>>98771084So you can't make the bet?Thought it was a sure thing.Once again. October 16th, 2026, 6pm Pacific Standard Time, I will kill myself on stream if primetime is unbanned.Man up, bet up, or shut up.
>>98771082No. I don't do land destruction. Just ramp into big threats as fast as possible and kill everyone.
>>98771117>I cheat, and nigger faggot up to win because I'm that poor of a player We know, shut the fuck up.
>>98771115again primetime was banned September 2012wotc only got edh in September 2024why don't you take MY bet that primetime will be a GC in in September 2036? pussy faggot hahaha
>>98771117Yeah, but one fetch in the yard guarantees you max out Azusa's land drops every turn.
>>98771103You're a sad angry little fag. You're right. That card should be owned by an investorfag and never be seen again.
>>98771130You see WotC needs to instantly fix 30 years of damage Sheldon did to the format or it doesn't count. Never mind WotC is working with a playerbase so used to being coddled that ideas like "Rhystic Study is not fun or healthy for the format" are completely foreign to them, because they'll immediately jump to "W-Well what other format can I play this in?" like Magic isn't 90% fucking cards that are unplayable in any constructed format and half of them aren't even playable in a cube.
idk why anons are so deadset on primetime being unbanned every time unbans come up when other cards seem much more likely. Iona and Golos seem like the most likely to come off the list right now.
>>98771110I get it. I played for years when it was legal, and it's why you always had at least one spell in your deck that could deal with it if you were mono color. Usually Duplicant or All is Dust. I can see why it was banned, but now it needs to come off.
>>98771124I didn't play any banned cards in that game, anon.
>>98771130>Blah blah blah, I don't it won't happen whats why I won't!You lost pussy. On every conceivable level. If it is DEFINITELY going to happen, then there are no stakes.GG NO RE.Take your last word. Everyone here saw and will forever be able to see your loss in the archive.Suicide really is the only balm for such humiliation.
>>98771179Whatever you say, cheating nigger faggot
>>98771131Ah I see. I never really found that to be much of a problem, and I only run two fetches. I guess if I ran more and cut something it might be pretty good. I have no idea what since the deck run really, really well as is. Even without the banned cards. It has enough draw to not stall out the majority of the time.
>>98771171Golos is as unlikely to be unbanned as Nadu.
>>98771171Golos coming back will cause the format to instantly regress back into self-reporting how good 5c goodstuff is relative to any attempt at a build-around.I'm all for it.
>>98771180You lost pussy. On every conceivable level. You are clutching at pearls that wotc will forever follow sheldon's dusty corpse.GG NO RE.I will in fact take my last word because everyone here saw the logic of my arguments vs your emotional nonsense and this will forever be able to see my win and your loss in the archive.Suicide really is the only balm for your humiliation, no wonder you keep bringing it up!
>>98771171Iona was a card I was so happy to cut from my deckDont make me put it back in, it is both effective and not very funLike paradox engine
>>98771171>>98771198if you two had read the april 2025 bracket update golos is just as likely to come off as iona, primetime, emrakul, and sylvan primordial
Dollars to donuts its just some guy arguing with himself
>>98771168"Rhystic Study needs a home" mfs when I ask them if I can play Golden Wish and suddenly a 5 mana tutor will be what ruins the format.
>>98771088Prophet's honestly as bad as grizzy B just in a completely different way. That card needs to stay locked in the dungeon forever. Some of the most horrid games of EDH I ever played involved it.
>>98771168wotc needs more chase cards for reprint equity purposes and making iconic creatures like grisel and iona as UB skins will sell packs, it's not that complicated
>bickering about the 1/1 The One RingThe real redpill is realizing that situation couldn't have gone any better. It was opened by a regular guy who actually plays the game at a regular LGS. A retail worker/forklift operator. Probably barely scraping by like alot of us trying to balance our normal lives with our hobbies, and he sold it to a rich and famous person who is an actual MTG fan and an actual Lord of the Rings fan who will actually cherish the card. Giving that normal dude a financial windfall to coast on for the rest of his entire life. Imagine if that thing was still sitting in a box, unopened, owned by a scalper who is still sitting on it, or bought by some investorfag who is waiting to flip it so it can go through the buying/reselling system of redundancy like vintage cards.
>>98771216And here we nearly at the end of 2026 and he isn't unbanned. They also said they were playing with the idea of Rhystic being banned.Didn't happen.I shouldn't have to tell you at you presumable age of 18+ that just because someone says the have an idea means its written in stone.
Why is it that while you guys make objectively true criticisms about the game that makes me not want to play, but when I actually go to a store and play I have a fun time?
>>98771233I think the most goated part of this is that the guy who bought it doesn't even play it because the card itself is so fucking miserable. He uses it as a treasure token.
>>98771238>why do you guys believe a corpo is more likely to do one thing that will help their bottom line (unbanning cards) vs doing another thing that will ruin their bottom line (banning cards)?!
>>98771246nta. Just wanted to interject and contribute nothing to the conversation. I'm a doomer that thinks the corpo is going to do the lazy thing and continue doing nothing (neither banning or unbanning cards, regardless of how bad the game gets).
>>98771246>Why yes. I do in face believe that a suggestion is objective fact.Should have said that. You must really be 12.
>>98771240Because playing a card game with another human being is always gonna be a better experience than doing reductive and gay intellectual masturbation.
>>98771253wotc didn't acquire the edh IP just to 'do nothing', otherwise they wouldn't have bothered making brackets and make cards GCs
Keep him going boys. Gay Bolas is dumping all his reaction images so I can add them all the filter lists.
>>98771255man wotc breaking their promise about UB never going to standard to get the almighty dollar REALLY mindbroke you huh?
>>98771240me talking about uncomfortable truths about business shouldn't stop you from enjoying a game you could just play for free
Lutri being banned as companion gives me hope banned as commander might come back, and therefore ZESTY ELF IS FREE!
>>98771224Nah, its just one retard who's only joy is to make the same baits and people through stupidity or boredom actually take them.
The alighty ollar?
>>98771279it's not bait if it's truth that people just don't want to accept
>>98771240Same reason people still play tic tac toe
>too competitive for casual>too shit for competitiveIt's ogre for me
>>98771293Is tutoring for wincons really that hard?Just play creature combo
>>98771293bracket 3 it is!
>>98771287I can't tell if this is bait, or if your lack of self awareness is really just that low. Doesn't really matter, the outcome in the same.
>>98771287Can you put all your truths into one big post so we can all use it as a reference for future discussions and then never post again please
>>98771262Which one is Gay Bolas? I need to ask him more questions about Madcap Jester.
>>98771298>he says it's 'bait'>he still took it anyway (because he knows it's true)truth is truth no matter how much you deny it that's why you can't avert your eyes
The ultimate truth nuke is that just because you call your still subjective opinion a truth nuke, doesn't actually make it true
Why are you guys bickering
>>98771307you being unable to accept that edh is being run according to wotc's bottom line and gavin's subjective opinion on how the game should be run is the ultimate nuke
>>98771317I play a forest, tap it for Llanowar Elves, your turn
>>98771317One guy just can't accept the primetime remains banned with no real credible reason to believe itt beyond the words of a known lair, so he needs to just rage for hours.
>>98771240Most players can't even explain the stack, playing with morons makes the problems seem like less of a big dealIts only when you encounter another terminally online autist that the gene begins to break down
>>98771317One guy has no pattern recognition at all and insists that primetime will remain banned for the rest of time.He will call gavin a liar regarding any inclination of unbanning timmy creatures but will suck his cock when he says blood moon will remain mld
>>98771348You are part of the problem here
>>98771346Now THIS is an edh deck. 8/10.
>>98771359He is the whole problem. He's the one who's been forcing this argument for hours.
>>98771359i would be if i was part of the commander panelbut i'm not, so don't blame the canary in the coalmine
>>98771367you could stop being an emotional wreck and actually have an argument you know
Who should be my commander for>50 x swamps>49 x relentless rats
>>98771369You already lost. You gave the game away when you couldn't take the bet on something that was "100% going to happen." You lost pussy. Deal with it.
>>98771325I uh hm I uhI play an Island, pass.
>>98771379but it is 100% going to be a GC eventually, you just insist that it be next weekwhy can't it be a year from now? two years from now? in 2036?funny how it *has* to be next week huh lmao almost like you know i'm right lmao and you're just scrambling for an out
>>98771377Rhystic wasn't bannedPrimetime wasn't unbanned.I've already debunked your logical fallacy of "took to the starts in the commander updates" They mean nothing. The "pattern" is that they time and time again are just dead ends.Bio Rhythm wasn't even on the radar when they unbanned. It was out of the left field for everyone. If you want to take Gavin's word as gospel, you're a fool as history bears it out, that it means nothing.You know this though. You're just shitposting.Now greentext with a reaction image while moving the goal posts. That's you're only tactic. I won't be engaging with you further.
>>98771346Based status?>BASED
>>98771378Balthor the DefiledSo you have something to do after all the removal gets used
>>98771399>Bio Rhythm wasn't even on the radaryou're already lying after 5 sentencesYOU ARE A DUMB FAGGOT HAHAHA
>>98771412Why doesn't Wizards use they in that instance, it makes actual grammatical sense for once
>>98771399Gavin is a tranny, right?
>>98771419i dunno man i'm just laughing my ass off that a retard literally doesn't read commander updates and claims things are done 'out of left field' kek
>>98771387>I-it will one day!Bet up, or shut up. Pussy.
All things happen eventually therefore I'm always right
>buy a marvel box for 500>pull thanos mind stone, sell for 1.7k >buy the deadpool sld for like 40, pull retro rainbow deadpool>buy a hobbit draft box at the prerelease for $115>buy a single reality fracture pack >pull $500 jacehad c3po give me the odds>1/100 × 1/313 × 1/1000 × <1/116works out to roughly: less than 1 in 3.6 BILLION>Deadpool Deadpool, Trading Card #7129, Pool Party/Dazzle Foil bonus 1% — ~1 in 100 Secret Lairs PackPop>Mox Amber HOC #96 Dwarvish traditional foil ~0.32% — ~1 in 313 Collector Boosters>Jace FRA #415 Japan Showcase Fracture Foil ~0.10% — ~1 in 1,000 Collector Boosters>Thanos MSH #400 Classic Comic traditional foil ~0.66–0.70% per Collector Booster, or about 7.6% per 12-pack box TCG Spikes>Mind Stone MSH #386 Gauntlet traditional foil Wizards only gives “less than 1% per Collector Booster”; they don't publish a more precise figure. MAGIC: THE GATHERING
i don't read but i must have hot takes
>>98771443They also may never happen. Or are unlikely to happen, so the inverse is also true.
>>98771435>>98771456>biorythym will never be unbanned!!hahaha cry more
>>98771455Bet up, or shut up, pussy.
>open fractured asshole pack>upgrade for my kiki deck in common slotlol
>>98771472>Imagine being too afraid to take a bet that has a 100% chance of happening.Bet up, or shut up. Pussy.
Do you cost 3 red and generate 5 red mana? Because you're seething right now
>>98771477>>Imagine being too afraid to take a bet about something that has a 100% chance of never happening.you are a sad, illiterate individual that cannot read hahaha
>>98771485I already made the bet.You didn't Bet up, or shut up. Pussy.
>>98771484you currently are having an irregular heartbeat because of your incredible unforced error kek
>>98771027>covers it>didnt cast it into the fireObjectively evil "human"
>>98771494I'm not any of the people, I just thought of that hilarious zinger
>>98771494>He continues to be too afraid to take the sure fire bet.Bet up, or shut up, pussy. If you don't you just prove you're full of shit.
>>98771491primetime will be a GC on or before September 30, 2036, exactly the same timeline from when sheldon banned itit won't ever happen right? take it or you're a PUSSY>>98771501your post time is highly suspicious just saying lol
>>98771507It's 12:17pm on a Saturday, I haven't got anything to do except create hilarious jokes in threads
>>98771505>Bet up, or shut up, pussy.Bet up, or shut up, pussy.>Bet up, or shut up, pussy.Bet up, or shut up, pussy.>Bet up, or shut up, pussy.Bet up, or shut up, pussy.>Bet up, or shut up, pussy.hahahaha mindbroken
>>98771507Correct, it won't happen. I bet on it.You still didn't take the bet, you fucking pussy.
Is it 99 cards+commander or 100+commander?
>>98771518>i take the bet that primetime will not be a GC on or before September 30, 2036say the line, faggot
>>98771522nta, I'd take that bet because it would be legal and not a GC by then, after it's outed as the most overhyped do-nothing of all-time.
>>98771514I'll keep saying it as long as you keep dodging it.Bet up, or shut up, pussy.
>>9877152199+Commander, 100 total. Or 98+2 Commanders with partner/backstory.
>>98771528imagine this guy >>98771526 being wiser than you congrats you will always be branded as the guy who got blindsided that biorhythm would be unbanned LMAO
On a scale of scumbag to based>run 103 card decks without counting commander>still run 34 lands>no tutors or game changers
>>98771532You'll always be branded as a pussy faggot. Bet up or shut up.
>>98771537it's illegal
>>98771539>i can't read and i'm proud!>...b-b-bet up or s-s-shut up!hahahaha you have nothing else to say
>>98771378You need to draw more rats.
more decks need this vibe
>>98771549>I'm a pussy and I'm proud Bet up or shut up. Pussy.
>>98771537Cringe
>>98771558>i can't read and i'm proud!>...b-b-bet up or s-s-shut up!nah i think i'll just make you even more mad by calling you out on your illiteracy and still get my primetime out of jail on or before 2036 anyway! hahaha
>>98771551There is another way to draw rats.
>>98771564>I'm a pussy and I'm proud Bet up or shut up. Pussy.
>>98771570>i can't read and i'm proud!>...b-b-bet up or s-s-shut up!ah farming assblasted retards is such a blast
>literally just cheatingId call you a faggot
Are we just spamming to page 10 or something?
>>98771573>I'm a pussy and I'm proud!You lost so long ago, but I'm going to keep reminding you of what you are.Bet up, or shut up, pussy.
>>98771587>i take the bet that primetime will not be a GC on or before September 30, 2036say the line faggot, stop runningand either way i'll keep reminding you that you got forever BTFO for not reading wotc articles, 'wotc blindsided me!!' my ass hahaha
>>98771594>He didn't even read the post chain while mocking someone for not reading Ironic. Bet up, or shut up, pussy.
>>98771597>Bio Rhythm wasn't even on the radar when they unbanned. It was out of the left field for everyone.hahaha you lost biglyimagine me getting primetime eventually AND farming a retard along the way, fine night indeed
>>98771586Bolas fag was likely spamming to that end but got carried away since he didn't bake early
>>98771606>He still hasn't taken the sure fire bet, because he knows he's full of shitBet up, or shut up, pussy.
>>98771613>still can't accept he got BTFO about biorhythmwipe your tears anon, try not to kys hahaha
>>98771626alright enough, new thread
>>98771617>He still can't accept he's a pussy because he can't take a sure bet.Bet up, or shut up pussy. You should kill yourself, but you're just a retarded faggot with no conviction.
>>98771632haha sure whatever you say, illterate
The fuck, this deck is FUN and pretty good out the box.
>>98771452Fuck.
>>98771494>FUCK BLUE N
>>98771555Viable decks with this vibe?
>>98771648how are you even supposed to play this? Seems like it has an average mana cost of like 5 with no green for ramp. What does it even do before turn 6?
>>98771586How did you make this?
>>98771694I genned the images. I made a frame template in photoshop, and I use layers to do pop outs.
>>98771688The deck has about 17 cards that make a token. You cast your commander on curve after casting something that makes a token then you polymorbh in to a fatty
now my creature removal can be enchantment removal
>>98771685maybe some kind of bob deck
>>98771555DoomsdayAll kinds
>>98771555
>>98771868>>98771868>>98771868
>>98771629Looks like the faggot lost.
Curse ReaperspectreBB2/2Flyingcombat damage trigger: opponent gets a curse counter, then loses X life and exile X cards from the top of their library, where X is equal to the number of curse counters that player has.
>>98771521100 cards 0 Commander in German Highlander
