Its crazy to me that stuff that would have been a sign of evil slaaneshian taint or hellraiser demon worship is now just life styles I am supposed to accept from weirdos I'm playing games with. I'm not that old
Oh no, two guys kissingNow your day is ruined
>>98813402You know that's not the problem
>Be OP.>LGS plays host to a 16ft, physically beautiful, purple skinned, four armed, cloven-hoofed incarnation of secret desires and depravities.>As well as a six-armed, six-breasted alien supermodel with the lower body of a snake, and tongue game so good it can literally make you cum to death.>Both are mostly naked per standard, save jewelry, have massive ego's, but constantly thirst for OP's attention, and are obsessively perfect players/GM's.>Biggest single subgroup at LGS are a cabal of 'explorers in the further reaches of experience'. Goth latex/leather dudes/chicks, who are so legendarily good at (fully consensual) BDSM that literal cults of degenerates have sprung up worshipping them as 'angels'.>Despite this, all are happy and willing to talk about what they do, and their logic behind it.>They even play games, put in effort, are honest, and stick to the rules.>Non-games parties are some of the greatest orgies in the existence of the universe.>Literally indescribably, incomprehensibly epic events. Some people die. Others have their soul's torn apart in rapture.>Instead of going to one of these, OP sits on his computer and complains.Fucking pathetic.
>>98812769If people at your lgs are sprouting crab claws to jack off with you should probably tell the pope or something
>>98812769Yeah, that's the really disturbing part. Slaanesh basically seems tame compared to THOSE fucking freaks.
>>98813471kek
>>98812769You don't play games.
Why did we let poors and hillbillies access the internet?
>>98813471Sent that retard flying
>>98813662>>98812769The fact she made you hard doesn't constitute a national crisis.
>>98813402Well, when your people insist on kissing little boys, it does become a problem...
>>98813402Yes, it's grotesque.
>>98813471Better the the tzeentachian worship going on in mine>All my d6s (numerals not pipped) keep rolling nines
>>98813402Yes, its very nature is to be the exact opposite of attractive, aka repulsive.
>>98813466See >>98813762 and >>98813814
>go to my lgs>Khorne cult has taken over>have to fight my way to the table>after match there is a physical duel>ask the store owner is this ok>he calls me pussy>I want to leave the store>everyone tells me its blood in blood outI hate this hobby.
Why is op talking to himself?What is the purpose of trying to fake a consensus that simply isn't there?
>>98813827Should've fought, pussy
Seething nurgle worshipper detected.
>>98813833We've been getting raised pretty much every day for whatever reason
Can someone explain to me what the fuck OP is talking about (and why he's so bad at samefagging)?
>>98813856Your lifestyle needs to be vetted by OP, before he graces you with a privilige of playing against him.
This thread is now about multi armed women
>>98813856Anon thinks that being gay is literally slaanesh.As if that's all it takes to get slaanesh off.
>>98812769You're playing with strippers with knives for hands?
>>98813928>strippers with knives for handsNo. Strippers with knives, four hands.
>>98812769Warhammer and hellraiser arent real anon, they're movies and games. Someone made them up, you dont have to worry or be upset
>>98812769These things come with empires on the way out. Give it forty years, maybe sixty. Things'll change, then they'll go on to change again. The wheel keeps on turning.
>>98814099>>98813726
>>98812769What's crazy is you using a fictional setting as a moral standard.
>>98814212That's a very disrespectful way to speak about the bible.
>>98814212>the stories we tell are NOT reflections of what we are as a culture.That's a hot take, but you do your thing, man.
>>98814459>funhouse mirrors is the same as reality
>>98814484Try telling a story where the Nazis are the good guys to a room full of Progressives. Watch how they react to you.
>>98813856There are people who do extreme body modifications you will regularly found out in pride parades (or in one particularly infamous picture reading a story book to children) that would not look out of place as a Slaanesh cultist or daemonette. Some Anons are just vainly trying to frame it as homophobia when he is seeing with his own eyes things that you would only find in fiction or niche BDSM scenes.
>>98814624So what is the problem of such people playing games? In the game store? Like OP has a problem with?
>>98813862I... See >>98813897Weird.98814624You don't play games brother
>>98814654Neither do you, since nobody cares to go for your braindead evaluation, just to play games. When they can just play with other people, without any unnecessary background checks.
>>98814626Nobody likes seeing their morals get reversed right in front of their face.
>join Craftworlder playgroup>set my backpack down to get ready for a game>that particular spot of floor was a sacred Eldar space they colonized 100 million years ago>they kill me and my entire extended family as appropriate retribution
>>98813827Sounds like my mma gym.Do they also fight to determine who was correct about a rule? If so, based as fuck.>>98814731As if you have concrete enough morals to reverse anon.
>>98814747>As if you have concrete enough morals to reverse anon.Whats with the hostility?
>>98814743You weren't missing much anon. All their games, while genuinely better, are inordinately complex with all the rules and errata, and they WILL be a snob to you about it, unless they like you.>>98814751No hostility. Just fact. You need solid, specific, codified morals before you can 'reverse' them. It's evident yours are more fluid. Otherwise you could define them.
>>98814747>Do they also fight to determine who was correct about a rule?Naturally
Uh oh melty time
>>98814765> You need solid, specific, codified morals before you can 'reverse' them. Just a bunch of silly sophistry.Thing good = good, Thing bad =badNow complete reversalThing good = bad, Thing bad = goodNow only reversing one part eachThing good = good, Thing bad = goodThing good = bad, Thing bad = bad
>>98813814That overactive sensation of disgust it just a symptom that you have an swollen anterior insula that likely forced other parts of your brain to be diminished to account for it. That can be treated with medication.
>>98814099>I'm middle aged and my relevance to the culture around me is rapidly diminishing as a result. Like every other middle aged person before me I am going to attribute this to the collapse of civilization, moral degradation, or the end times instead of just accepting that the world is going to move on without me.
I hate going to Nurglite stores. I’m always forced to sit in The Sludge Pit next to piles of diapers and unknown ooze. The other players are always coughing and sneezing and they cover the dice and books with mucus and blood. It’s the worst.
I'd say I hate going to Tzeentchian stores - but I can never find one.I'm just stupid I guess.
>>98812769“Youth were never more sawcie, yea never more savagely saucie . . . the ancient are scorned, the honourable are contemned, the magistrate is not dreaded.”- The Wise-Man’s Forecast against the Evill Time, Thomas Barnes,1624
>>98814576The Nazis aren't made up so that isn't a valid comparison. You can however make a faction that are proxies to Nazis and get positive response.
What the fuck is this thread
>>98813827Still better than the Games Workshop across town. Come on, let's purge the weak.
>>98814155>>98815041
>>98813821kek gottem
>>98814838And without defining what 'good' or 'bad' means to you, you can't have strong morals.You have an IDEA of morality, of 'good' diametrically opposing 'bad'. But without specifying what good or bad are past their opposition, you've just introduced a dichotomy.And if you can't give unchanging examples or definitions of what is good or bad, outside of 'it's not bad/good', your morals are fluid.
>>98813471>The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must game with us, taste our pleasures.
>>98815774Engagement bait made by the jannys to prove that the board isn't dead
>>98817860More worthless sophistry.Thing good = good, Thing bad = bad
>>98812769Don't get heated now, before you realize you're worshiping Khorne and angry demons.
>>98818248No, he's right, your take on this is imbecilic. You only have to look at the King's paradox to see it. A lesser Kingdom neighbours a greater Empire. The Empire tells the lesser King: if you sacrifice 10% of your population to our dark gods, we will abstain from attacking you. If you do not sacrifice them to our gods, we will attack and sacrifice as many as we can capture. The empire is known to always keep their word. What should the King do to remain good?
>>98813402like maggots on rotting meat
>>98813402LMAO yeahOP is addicted to feeling outraged
>>98812769You do realize slaanesh and demons don't exist right
>>98817906>CatanCan you guys like stick nails into my ballsack instead or something
I'm in the nurgle shop.Don't even bother sending help, my nose is gone.
>>98819180Resist evil. The only actions you can control are you own, and so morality can only relate to your own actions. If you do no evil and resist evil, then you are good and did the right thing.What you're doing is using utilitarian homosophistry, but actively choosing the lesser evil doesn't make you good, it makes you a fucking coward who would rather guarantee your own existence at the cost of others than risk your existence alongside them. Choosing to do good and resist evil doesn't make you responsible for the consequences of the evil you resist.Go on, do the trolley problem next you utter cretin.
>>98813402Two dudes kissing each other and not me? Why wouldn't my day be ruined?
>>98823455I can't believe you jacked off your dad with the same fingers that typed this gay-ass post. You retroactively made a faggot of your own father.
>>98812769I fucking wish Slaanesh demons had two boobs anymore.
>have already seen all these multi-arms picsSucks having a niche interest that's not overtly sexual so it rarely gets those skilled autistic fixation auteurs.
>>98823455
>>98823603Kill yourself ND
>>98813800I kek'ed
>>98813928For some reason GW universe hasn't moved on from the idea that knife hands are less sexually appealing than tentacles
98823455This right here is what happens when you miss your school shooting appointment and just keep on living and stewing.I honestly pity you.A lack of human affection and achievement has done genuine detectable damage to your brain.No seriously, we now know that it reduces grey matter in the forebrain.You're unironically brain rotted in a tangible way.
>>98824183Woah that's a lot of retard speak, I ain't reading all that. Sorry it happened to you or glad it did
Bullseye.
>>98823761Doesn't help that it's also a really difficult one to do properly. If you look closely at most multi-arm pics you'll notice the artist has no idea how to attach the extra arms to the body, so they usually just point somewhat in the direction of the small of the back and hope it's enough.
>>98815030That sensation of disgust is so widely shared among humanity that it leads to your kind being treated with being clubbed to death for almost the entirety of human history everywhere on the globe at some point or another.So I think we both know which one's going to get the medication if medication is prescribed.
>>98813471>I don't care who the Rothchilds send, I'm not going to Epstein Island
>>98817906>CatanI knew Hellraiser was an allegory of that cursed satanic fuckass game
>>98824497>so they usually just point somewhat in the direction of the small of the back and hope it's enough.Most hide the connection point entirely by only showing a front facing shot. Rare are the ones that actually do an in-depth look at musculature and placement.
>>98823483was she training up to be fuckable to the dog?why not just be rapist and save up the problemshaaaaaaar.
>>98823455Good on you for having a spine. There are too many do-nothings who hold nothing sacred. There've always been, but now they're brazen about it.
>>98819827No anon. You will sit at our table. We have such sights to show you.
>>98813856Imagine you have nothing going on in your life, imagine being miserable and alone, and imagine being stupid on top of that. Like, just above animal intellect. That's the existence of your average OP in this degenerate age.
>>98812769>equality is often viewed as tyranny by the oppressor
Stop playing Catan with strangers, OP. We all know where that ends.
>>98812769>It’s crazy to me that fantasy taboos and stigma are ripped off from real-life taboos and stigma.You obviously haven’t thought about this very hard.
>>98813471Ok, this guy already won the thread, I feel silly for even trying.
>>98823761Where is a good place to find such images? Kind of in the same boat with the interest, except mine's more in a cyberpunk direction
>>98814624>(or in one particularly infamous picture reading a story book to children)I remember that meme. Maybe if YOU spent some time with the youth instead of pricing your nations youth out of a house, less of your political opponents would be "infiltrating the institutions" and corrupting the youth, boomer.
>>98825103Playing games on a girl's belly would be kinda hawt now that I think about it
>>98825886BRVTAL TRVKE
>>98824531The history of civilization is that of crowbarring Dunbar's number slightly wider and those larger cooperative blocs bludgeoning the still insular competition. Your swivel-eyed frothing would see us stuck as neanderthals, instead we fucked them and keep on fucking no matter how much you throwbacks seethe.>>98825999She'd have to be well trained to stop pieces flying everywhere.
>>98824531So delirious is this poster, to think that his own perception of gender norms has more in common with historical human gender norms than with the gender norms of his cross-dressing contemporaries.>>98824689
>>98826033Your fucking is a fruitless and grotesque attempt at mimicking reproduction that only ends with a dick covered in shit. This is why we call it degeneracy. Invoking evolution is as antinomic as it could possibly get. Which is precisely why we'll always find it repulsive, like how we find most degenerating conditions repulsive. That's how natural selection works.
Why is this sexless boomer still melting down?
>>98826240>yourHahahah, you literally can't imagine someone being un butt blasted by gays without being a fag. Fucking atavism, I'd expect better from a chimp. Natural selection favours communal childrearing that includes a proportion of non-breeding helper adults you mongoloid. An 100% homo population is indeed doomed and desu I'm not sold on modernity but your brand of kneejerk unreasoning asshurt deserves to be left in the dust.>>98826265Perhaps they have nothing better to do. Sad really.
Boomers love degenerates.
>>98826325I find it funny that in your meaningless performative babble to virtue signal on an anonymous board you still use the word fag. In the end you unconsciously submit to the pejorative nature of this condition and that is the only fundamental truth that remains from this post.
Wait he's actually just incredibly new holy shit
>>98826373I say "nigger" too without caring much for racism and can type "God" without that automatically meaning I believe. It's clear as day that you have no argument beyond "muh feeeeeelings" and all the language games in the world won't change that. Your ideas are trash and so are you.
>>98826240lol. don't care. got sum azz
>>98826373You sound hysterically angry. Can I interest you in a vibrator so that you lil clitty can calm you down?
>>98826433I think it obvious by the number of frustrated replies these posts get that I'm not the emotive one. I'm not arguing either, I'm simply explaining why things are the way they are and you're getting all worked up about it.There are no "ideas", just natural behaviors. Most heterosexual men are always going to be repulsed by fags as a natural mechanical consequence to being attracted by women. That's a very simple consequence of natural selection.You're essentially just yelling at clouds for good goy points.
>>98826512Mammals are lactose intolerant after infancy. Guess what western man routinely gurgles? We are not an entirely "natural" species anymore and to the extent that we are those instincts aren't always aligned with current circumstances. This is why I called you a dumb fuck Neanderthal unwilling to use memes that expand Dunbar's number because your instincts say "this stranger will kill me" and we all know instinct is 100% correct forever and ever. You still haven't addressed one reason gays are a natural and selected for part of the species >>98826325 (that's ignoring the fact that like oxbow lakes they are a consequence of variation within other traits of the psyche which are beneficial or at least selectively neutral). You have a strong emotional response and are scrambling to intellectualise it (poorly, might I add). Of all the valid reasons to shit on modernity's take on sexuality and society more broadly you choose the stupidest, most myopic one. Literally "muh feelings".
>>98826512>>98826547Two /pol/tards fighting in the board about pretending to be a hero. Neither of them realizes how badly they are humiliating themselves by doing this. Everyone else dying of secondhand embarrassment.
>>98826547I wish I had the means to make you understand how utterly retarded your first statement is.
>>98826240Nature is relentlessly degenerate.
>>98826033>She'd have to be well trained to stop pieces flying everywhere.You'd just need to make sure to not play a game with easily knocked-over pieces. Just had the thought that a card game would be pretty perfect. Trad card games would be mostly all good (texas hold em with river on spine?), but as far as TCGs go, I'd imagine anything with set zones (yugioh) would be hard, but anything that's a bit more freeform (mtg) would be pretty easy.
>>98826639Given >>98825103 I was assuming Catan but your alternatives make sense.
>>98813471Um, getting your soul exploded means you lose, retard.
>>98814747>Projection And probably genuinely didn't realize it either. You most likely think everyone is as morally dead as you. I've met your kind before. It's not genetics or upbringing, I don't think. It's weakness. You just can't handle the pain of being wrong.
Wait he's still sperging out holy shit.
>>98825087Tyranny is often viewed as tyranny by the oppressed. Say something meaningful.
>>98827564This is untrue, and vaguely predatory.
>>98813856American political parties are currently driving their supporters into a political mania due to a high-stakes election. This causes some weak minded individuals to become obsessed freaks who believe that their outlook is the consensus. With some luck, this specific breed of shitposter will become less common around December.
>>98814747>Sounds like my mma gym.Does your gym sell Warhammer models?I know a couple of gyms that do now
>>98828368No, it's a rural one, so it's full of young bloods who train too hard for their skill level and keep hurting their joints, and run by an ex-fighter who only cares about BJJ, who's only experience is from the Gracie era, and who doesn't have to compete with other clubs.I miss my old London one. Those guys were fucking awesome.
>>98829917I don't hate BJJ but it's becoming a disease.
>>98829947It's good, because it has good material, it's the current grappling art that's the most authentic to the mythical 'streetfight' scenario (everything else either has standup rules, stops at a pin/takedown, or has limited moves), and you can make so many gay jokes about it.But yeah, it can be a bit cancerous, and current mma rules typically heavily favour it. Pride, while unsustainable, was truly the best era.
