>I didn't hear what you said, Tone>The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. Killed 16 Zhentarims singlehandedly.>Get the fuck out of here>He was with the Night Masks. Guy's some kind of Westgate Harper>You're not going to believe this. He killed 16 Chondathans. Guy was a mask maker.>His closet looked like shit.
>>98813539Kino
>You see a long stone corridor lit by torches with a solid oak door at the end.>I check for traps. Natural 20!>Ralph, this is a skill check.>So I find the traps?>There aren't any traps.>So I see the absence of traps. Therefore, someone wants me to think there aren't any traps.>The fuck are you talking about?>I'm role-playing, Tony. I'm thinking like my character. >He's got a point, T.>Sil, don't encourage him.>Then I take 20 opening the door.>Take 20? The fuck is this? Uncle Junior's Pathfinder campaign.>It takes 20 times as long, but it counts as a 20.>So every fucking door in my dungeon takes twenty minutes now? Do you think this is a fucking dungeon HUD gig?>I'm not going to run in headfirst. That's how you get clipped. My character isn't some stunad like Paulie's.>He's been at the door for 20 minutes, T. In real life, those orcs would have come up out and asked who the fuck is there.>Paulie, your character has an Intelligence of 8. You don't get to weigh in on tactical matters.>I've got a fucking doctorate in this shit. Intelligence of 8? Who the fuck wrote that? >Paulie, sit down. You wrote it. You asked Chrissie because he knows this nerd shit like Pokey-man cards, and he told you to dump Int when you wanted to make a fighter.>You open the door. You see four goblins, 1 female and 3 male.>Is the female goblin hot?>It looks like a chihuahua gangbang. You hear that, T? I said it looks like a chihuahua gangbang heh heh.>Ralph, shut the fuck up or so help me god I'm shoving this giant D20 right up your ass. This is why Tracee doesn't play with us no more.>She was hooah!
It's an honor to be joined by heroes, and not FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLIN' WIZARDS LIKE TURNED MY COUSIN INTO A FROG, HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE
>>98820108I spent 20 years in the can. I wanted to play Vampire. I compromised. I played Call of Cthulhu.
>That's right cocksucker! Go back to Baldur's Gate.
>The fuck's all that?>Cameras and custom miniatures. For actual play streaming.>Lotta money in that shit.
He never had the makings of an OSR grognard
>How the fuck did Vito shoot me in the back of the head with a crossbow? He's a fucking ogre> I'm sorry Jackie but he has boots of elvenkind
>>98820108Take it easy Philemonus, you know the health potion makes you emotionnal
>>98821135>You look like a Calimshan hoooah
>>98824646Alaundo predicted this
The DM’s self-insert girlfriend, whatever happened there…
