Why are Drow women so Smol?
>>98820123Need to be pinned and corrected by other elf men big cocks.
>>98820123Why are you complaining about something you can change for your own games?
>>98820131*human>>98820137Complaining?
>>98820153Nope, I meant elf.
>>98820162Elf men have small peepee which is why the purple ones kidnap men for bdsm slaves
>>98820153If not complaining, replace with the appropriate verb of your choosing.The spirit of my question still stands.
>>98820172Brits talkingAboutNorseMen.jpgNah bro let's be honest here.Elf men sow their oats far and wide.Half elf wouldn't be such a common player option otherwise.If elves existed they'd be Mr. Steal your girl supreme.
>>98820123Halflings would be incredibly useless in a fight, like fighting a 7yo
>>98820264A 7 year old can use a gun tho
>>98820137Because these threads are not about games. OP has no intention of ever picking up a die.
>>98820253Half elves are all HMEF like how happas are all WMAF
>>98820309The last time I played a half elf, I had the Dad being an elf and when the rest of the party met him, there was like general consternation over breaking the stereotype. It was pretty funny
>>98820309You have no idea how fucking wrong you are.
The concept of interrupting the drow noble’s villain monologue by putting her in a full nelson and holding her up as she huffs and kicks her legs in protest
>>98820347They're a lot less intimidating when you realize they're small enough to pick up and carry around. The vibe goes from "mistress of darkness" to "sassy little girl" real quick.
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>>98820123Because human men can stretch them with their cocks.
>>98820123Tall fucks don't tend to do well in cramp spaces like underdark tunnels and shit
It’s better if the domme is small. Few understand this.
>>98820123Fit into tunnels
>>98820123Because underdark doesn't have a lot of nutrition down there.Ran a game with a 4'6" drow just to have her shorter than a player drow could be (at the time players were 4'5" +2d6" for a minimum height of 4'7"). But her butler was a drow who was experimented on as a child and magically had green dragon genes spliced in, and he grew to be 6'4"
>>98820173You can ask for the rationale behind a decision just because you want to understand the thought process and context that led to it being made. Sometimes something that doesn't initially make sense can if that information's provided and with it, the person asking can decide no change needs to be made and the decision is sound.
>>988202813 halflings in a basement vs one hormonal human woman. Who wins?
>>98820339One author's self-insert proves that anon wrong!
>>98821351This. But with humans
>>98820123>>98823120It is normal for women to be shorter and smaller than men. Normal things don't require any rationale at all; they're normal.
>>98820253Dude, D&D lore has "elf woman raped" as the overwhelmingly largest reason for the existence of half-elves.But then it turns out it wasn't actually raped and they had a forbidden love but the other elves all insist it was rape
>>98820502as long as you ignore that the majority of their females are blessed by their goddess with divine magics that'll fuck you up real quick.
>>98823765Yes, I suppose we don't question why you suck cock, after all - it's just your normal.
>>98823892>Dude, D&D lore has "elf woman raped" as the overwhelmingly largest reason for the existence of half-elves.Citation? Because that was always horcs not helves, helves were always forbidden love ripping off Aragorn's arc in LOTR
>>98820123Because tiny angry woman cute. Also works well for both smalldom played straight AND role reversal goodness, a bodytype as versatile as it is compact.
>>98824025Are you a zoomer? Read the fucking novelsTanis half-elven is a place to start.
>>98824094So no citations, got it
>>98824099He literally told you the name of the book, you shitposting fuck. There's also a whole city of half-elves in the Forgotten Realms because they're not really welcome anywhere. I can't fucking remember the name of the city, but it's word of Ed from his YouTube channel.
>>98824143Citing a single character is not proof of a stereotype lmao
>>98820123Because Greyhawk won and FR was forced to obey.
>>98823145Plenty of small drown fuckmeat to go around
>>98820123So they don't hit their heads on the cave ceiling. Simple as.
>>98823134Shart in the latest hit video game BG3 had an elfen father.Alustriel Silverhand famously had 12 half-elf sons, all from the same elf dude.I was once bored enough to go through the half-elf section of the FR wiki and check their parentage, and it felt like an even split between male elf x human female and male human x female elf.>but that's FR!The entire Breton race in TES was bred by Altmer men.That one half-elf dude (maybe the only one in the entire lore) from the WF novel Gilead's Blood had an elfen father.The only ever half-elf in Lodoss had an elfen father.It's way more common than shitposters want you to believe.
>>98824724You've defended your point well, anon.I still think Drizzt is the drizztling shits.
>>98824025I vaguely recall a supplement about half breeds in an old edition that explains offhandedly that most half-elves descend from war orphans instead of anything romantic. Really would like to know the name of that book myself.
Living underground rewards being small.
>>98824724Don't forget the only half-eldar in all of 40K had an eldar father
>>98825112Isn't that about half orcs?
>>98820123they live underground and need to fit through tigh spaces
>half elf shitpostingWhat does this have to do with drow girls having the cervixes pounded by surface men cock?Well actually, are surface elf man drow woman offspring half-elves?
Human women are for elf men and elf women are for human men, and everyone fucks goblin girls on the side.
>>98823120That is something you can do, yes.That wasn't my question.My question is about the necessity of making a thread questioning something you have complete freedom of choice over, especially something so insignificant as "y drow smol".It doesn't matter that some other guy made them small. You don't have to make them small if you don't want to. You can make them small if you do want to. It's fantasy. What matters to your game is how you make things for itm
>>98820309Selection bias. Human women seduced by elves end up being swept away to elf country and their children are raised among the Elves and obviously never leave because elf lands are fucking awesome. Being a half-elf among elves is probably not so bad, you reach maturity faster, you've got an innate desire to cultivate grass or whatever it is humans do, so they let you mess around in the wheat fields.Elf women who mate with a human man end up being abandoned after six months when the man goes out for corn and never comes back. And then she has to raise the child on her own out in humgroid hell, and he ends up being an adventurer because that's the only job for weird mischling bastards that doesn't involve sucking dicks in a brothel and it'd be awkward to see mom there all the time.
>>98823134>>98820339>>98824724>>98824476>>98824094Shart shouldn't count because in the early access she had a human father and elf mother and they swapped it when they did all the hasbro rewrites to play against the stereotype. that whole fucking game was trying to play against tropes because hasbro is a jewish company and like half the company is owned by blackrock and the other investment banks like vanguard and statestreet. That's why they set Shadowheart up as the Liara/Tali virgin romance and then it turns out she sucked 37 cocks and wants to cuck you with Halsin and why all of the female characters are written like teens/early 20s but their offical ages are way older and why they're all strength classes with like a tiefling barbarian whereas all of the male characters are low strength like if HMEF wasn't the trope they wouldn't have gone out of their way to flip her parents, especially when they play such a small role it literally wouldn't have mattered that's also why Wyll, Gale and Halsin are such shitty characters. >Wyll is an asshole who sold his soul to be a hero>no we can't have the heckin blackarino be bad>Gale is a based rapist who shows up, does not provide any evidence that he has a tadpole and then sexually harasses shart>no he has to be a gay rapist>Halsin's a cool character who semi accidently killed Isobel when a peace meeting broke out into a fight>better make him a gay rapist and make literally every single line of dialogue about sexLarian is also a fag company, don't get me wrong, but it's clear hasbro forced a bunch of shit on them so the tone would match 5.5e and the chris pine movie that came out the same year and rushed the release date to beat slopfield to market
>>98820123So they can fit more easily in their underground dwellings, duh.
>>98825374the trope's based on half injins from the frontier times and half chinaman kids from WWII, Korea and Vietnam and the subsequent occupation of Japan and Korea. As well as Aragorn and Arwen. The same thing would have happened in yurop and germany, but it's not as visible as a half chinaman kid. The original trope is probably more from LotR and half breed injins, but a lot of nip media when anime started becoming big in the US played on the American father japanese female chinaman mother because that was a common post WWII thing
>>98821351Sheeeit. Ain't got no time fo dat.
>>98820123Napoleon complex
>>98825413If I recall some bigshot in the current Jap cabinet is some lady whose American mick dad ditched after she was born. It's still happening.
>>98825229As far as I know, yes.In Forgotten Realms I think there's even an entire nation of half-breeds on the sruface, serving as a client state/trade hub or the drow cities below it.
>>98825593>mom is an elf>dad is an elf>born a half-elf anywayTruly a cursed people
>>98825638Ya can't win.
>>98825229There was one in Forgotten Realms: Demonstone, Zhai.
>>98825713Would.
>>98824476>a place to start>to STARTfucking zoomers
>>98820123You can say small, we're all adults here.
>>98820123Not enough protein in the diiet, unless you're a priestess.
>>98826045Oh anon, if only that were true =/
>>98826174drow should get all the meat they can handle
>>98826295That's where you come (and cum) in, harem-slave anon.
>>98825337>the necessity of making a threadI didn't know there were prerequisites to making a thread on 4chanCan you explain these requirements? Ideally in a detailed list so we can all understand.
>>98826323>deflecting
>>98826308I'm in the drow should be broken in bed warmers for successful adventurers camp actually, but I respect the age old divide in drow fandom
>>98827375If the drow city falls, they are up for grabs.And better a fuck toy to adventurers than handed over to any freed slaves of a sackled drow city.
imagine how humiliating it would be for a drow woman to see her daughters be raised as surface elf ladies, let alone human ones
>>98827093There are no traditional games in here.Just horny shitposting. Because we needed yet another dumb elf thread.
>>98821351that's just an average male/female height differencethere's endless porn, real or created, that you can find with perfectly normal humans with that size ratio right now
>>98820123They live in caves, it's more efficient.
>POV. The Drow Slavemistress after the thirteenth whipping doesn't break you in (she's used to being bigger than the males she whips).
