If you tried to play a barbarian Based on Conan nowadays you would be kicked out of the game for being chaotic stupid and derailing the GM's plots >“But I choked my ire and held my peace, and the judge squalled that I had shown contempt for the court, and that I should be hurled into a dungeon to rot until I betrayed my friend. So then, seeing they were all mad, I drew my sword and cleft the judge’s skull; then I cut my way out of the court, and seeing the high constable’s stallion tied near by, I rode for the wharfs, where I thought to find a ship bound for foreign parts.”
>>98823887Wait is that quote from Queen of the Black Coast?Also its using your wits and cunning, your strength where it matters, loot treasures and lay some fine local princess poonani
>>98824132Think it is the elephant one
>>98823887If you try to play a game like it's a story then you deserve to be kicked.
>>98824415Its literally cooperative story telling
>>98824546No, it's a cooperative roleplaying game with emergent story elements.
>>98824616The only thing you will see emerge is my cock between your breasts
>>98824627>implying >>98824616 is a womanAnon, if they do end up having breasts like you seek, you may also have a horrific discovery waiting for you down below
>>98824707These fuckers nag like a woman, they must be one
>>98824415That's why every player has a duty to derail the plans of failed-novelist GMtrannies.
I think it's kinda based that retards like you will never get to play in a game like you want. Enjoy seething from outside the club.
>>98823887>being chaotic stupid>Conanread a fucking books, youngfag
>>98824132I think it is, when he's telling Belit how he came to be on the ship she attacked.
