>I seduce the dragon LOL!
>inb4 this becomes another "charisma shouldn't be a stat" thread
>>98825319The people in this image are having fun. Look closely so you can see what it looks like.
>>98825319why does it matter if evereyone else does it if you are having fun?your premise relies on believing that people only seduce the dragon because it makes them feel unique, but your own pic offers a different explanation: they just thought it would be fun
>>98825331>>98825338t. tiefling bards
Happy people having a good time?Not on my watch.
>>98825343whats your point?
>>98825350He's making a point about players who need to feel special.
>>98825353but OPs own pic is evidence against that, since the people lining up for the pose dont even notice the other people doing the same thingyou can argue the exact opposite, they want to do it specifically because they saw someone else do itso its clearly not related to wanting to feel special, its just about doing something you think is fun
>>98825358I disagree with you. Non-conformity can become conformity all on its own. They all think they're special but they're the same as each other.
>>98825319How?
>>98825353Players should feel PATHETIC and ORDINARY, that's why when I GM D&D or Pathfinder I always punish every every player who doesn't make a halfling fighter by fudging their rolls to their detriment.
>>98825361>They all think they're special but they're the same as each other.except no one in the pic thinks they are original or hopes to be, they take inherent delight from pretending to push the leaning towerthis has absolutely nothing to do with conformity, simply a natural result of a lot of people all thinking the idea is funnythe number of people who came up with the same idea is irrelevant or possibly the point, if they decided to do it because they saw the people doing it
>Oh, you rolled a 20? The dragon falls madly in love with you. In a steamy mood, it drags you to its lair. It's manhood is larger than you, unfortunately, cleaving you cleanly in two from your anus to the back of your neck. You die. Roll a new character, one that's not a gigantic faggot this time.
>"Okay?">"Seduce me. Go on. Get me going".
>>98825358Wrong. This is "performative fun", not authentic fun. These people are too afraid to let their authentic fun shine through. They are still trapped in the cave, holding up shadows on the wall.
>>98825500>unoriginality is inherently insincere
>>98825508Not an argument.
>>98825500No, man, you’re the one that’s poisoned here and everyone can tell.
>>98825353He's being a whimsyless cuckold.
>>98825500>This is "performative fun", not authentic fun"You think that's FUN you're having?" What a rube. What a mook. Goddamn.
>>98825530It actually is. Relax your cornhole for a second and think about it, being original doesn’t make you authentic and being unoriginal doesn’t make you inauthentic. In fact your current interest in originality is obviously inauthentic and based on anonymous posturing (and you certainly aren’t being original lol).
>>98825500>Inauthentic funRight up there with "fun is a buzzword" and "adult woman fetish".
I know this is bait, but in the off-chance that someone is actually convinced by this, think about it for a second. How often do you actually see anyone try to seduce a dragon in your campaign? Or in fact, how many dragons do you actually see in your campaign at all? Why not let a player indulge in a bit or two, worst case scenario they fail and you get a free attack off for their failure and people have a laugh before you go to combat. Or they succeed and they take 90% of their HP as crushing damage from the sheer weight of the mating press. Or the Dragon shifts to human form and tries to puppet the Bard into a diplomat of the Dragon by doing it's bidding. Or any number of things that could happen if you think about the adventure for just a moment.Instead of you thinking as a DM how you could continue the adventure, you pretend you're somehow as subversive as someone who thinks a tiefling bard is trite. We all know it's been done a million times, every class/race combo has been done a million times that's the nature of D&D. Yes, even le based human male fighter. Pointing at someone you think is annoying, not realizing you are just as annoying as that very group. And I am assuming you're a DM because if you're bitchy enough to complain about your fellow players that you're having problems with at your table to 4chan and not to them or your DM, then you are gayer than the tiefling bards.
>>98825756You could've just posted no u and no one would have seen how bootyblasted you are.
>>98825361>>98825500You're stuck thinking other people go through the same thought processes and analysis (of which yours is admittedly bad and shallow but whatever, not the point) internally that you have about what you think they're doing. They do not think >I need to express how fun I am with this display! They don't really think about it at all beyond loosely linked ideas like >tower, joke picture, haha cute That's about it. You're legit unable to understand exterior perspectives and think it has to be the same as whatever your ideas are. Which is doubly weird given how rarely even joking about seducing a dragon comes up and how you got thinking its common place. Oh you think memes are the actually representative of real human engagement because that's your primary mode. Makes sense. lol
>>98825373Based
>>98825319This is why critical successes/failures only apply to combat.Let the dragon slaughter them. Make them pay for trying to sex up a giant monitor lizard
I like that social roll success in Forbidden Lands btb either leads to desired outcome or the target lashes out in an attack
>>98825319Okay, let's hear how you fuck the dragon.
What is OP's problem?What causes him to look at that picture and think, "I must go to the traditional games board on a Myanmaran finger puppet forum to throw an autistic temper tantrum about this?
>>98825343Sorry, thieflings are banned on my table
>>98825789Yeah, sorry I tried to give advise to DM's, I forgot we don't come here to discuss tg, only try to get one-upsmanship on each other. My mistake.
>>98825319>I see you dare enter my magical realm
>>98825909Piledriver most likely.
>>98825909Full body studded leather armour and a snorkel.
