why is the shark bisexual
>>98838829Because HUMANS ARE WEEEEEEEEEEK
>>98838711In the future everything is a bisexual shark with arms. There is nothing to eat but other bisexual sharks with arms. Its the perfect ecosystem.
>>98838852the world is not ready for my transgressive transhumanist vision of the future.
>>98838711
>>98838829Because you touch yourself at night.
>>98838923The sharks will be genetically engineered so that their genitalia retracts behind a cloaca and that they are physically incapable of masturbating. They can't be allowed to masturbate, it would destroy their entire way of life.
>>98838940Yeah but you can masturbate with your delectable hands and fingers, so instead of masturbating, why don't you go for a swim? Water's real nice right now.
>>9884020150/50 chance i am eaten or end up giving hand jobs to bisexual transhumanist sharks.
>>98838711My arm-raven could beat up your arm-shark.
>>98842626Shut up you filthy liar, no it couldn't.
>>98842607you have to open their cloaca with a konami code.>up down, up down, left right, ba? ab? dammit..
>>98842607>bisexual transhumanist sharks.
>>98842690I recognize that bulge!
>>98842690lol, sharks can't read!utterly ridiculous.
>>98842916sharks would be too pissed off to read. they got teeth growing in their medula oblongata.
>>98843021some damn fool gave them guns?!
>>98843021oh wait, thats a turkey leg.
>>98842916They can read, and punch.
>>98843034and fuck like a tiger
>>98843034>>98843046are you flirting with me?
>>98838829Two penises for two sexes
>>98843069Is it working?
>>98846484a little
>>98842690My penis can only get so hard dude. I am not ready for the 9foot tall bitchy tsundere bisexual trans human shark nerdy class rep
>>98847724Happy Shark Week!
