Jank Tribal EditionPrevious: >>98833639>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: what's your favorite janky tribe? Pic not related
The best jank tribe.
>>98838959I see a lot of people complaining about the ur-sphinx in the multiverse reforged precon, but honestly cheating out a 10/10 flier that can steal 3 spells per turn on an attack trigger is still pretty good even without any other sphinxes in the deck.
>>98839010You can't even call that a tribe because you have like 50% of the """""tribe"""" in that single image
>all the commanders with art I like have mechanics I hate>all the commanders with mechanics I like have art I hate
I've been on blue farm for a bit but wanna change it up. Debating between chowder sisay or TnT. I have ob nix as my lower tier more fun cedh deck but I'm struggling what to go with for my pimpest deck to house the duals and cradle and whatnot.
>>98838959>TQSea Monsters
Is any mono cedh viable?
>>98839140The new mono white dack fayden has been doing well. Mono red has Magda. Mono blue has arcum. Mono green has cabbage merchant. Mono black krrik is a turbo naus deck.
Yes I need your most retarded mtg youtubers>https://youtu.be/7xjyY5byGysNo, that's too retarded
>>98838959Baru Monogreen WurmsKiora Simic Seamonsters I'm looking for a Dragon tribal that isn't just Ur-Slop or Miirym. Maybe a Tarkir one?
>>98839158Damn I didn't know Sol Ring was making my decks worse
How is this so good that it's banned?
>>98839218it's not banned
>>98839158>pay pig seething he can't pay to win gamesA LOT of Magic players need to find a better outlet for their pent up competitive drive.
>>98839218It's not, and, it's not.
>>98839248Maro said it was
>>98839218Its not banned? And it goes sicko mode in any recursion/landfall pile
>opponent tells me to mill 3>i suffer extreme psychological damage, including transphobiaMILLSTONE BAN NOW
this art goes CRAZY hard
>>98839158>consumerist lib nig wants everyone to make their decks worse unless they’re willing to spend the big bucks on the cards their early adopter buddies have hoarded and listed online for saleCan someone shoot this ice warden already?
>>98839262>your deck is shit if you’re afraid of being milledI just calmly concede if my wincons and recursion are milled and call it ggs due to poor luck.
>>98839257Or really any deck that can crank out lands. Recursion just makes the thing absurdIt's a good thing that they never printed a card that can infinitely recur lands from the graveyard to the hand at a rate of 2 mana and three milled cards for 3 lands
>found the perfect commander>it's universe beyond shit
>>98839294>autist can’t seperate the cards art and name from its ability text and enjoy the fun gameplay experience it’ll bringWhich commander is it?
>>98839309>hurr le I only le care about mechanicsWe've been over this
>found the perfect commander>it's universe within shit
>>98839294Make your own proxy card of it with something you find more agreeable. If wizards can slap another IP on an existing card and sell it, why can't you do it for your own personal use? And if you actually own the card in question, then who gives a shit if you decide to proxy it with something else?
>>98839312>We've been over thisYes and your logic is still retarded and gay, which commander is it that you were looking at playing and we can give you suggestions and help you finally let go.
>>98839319That's cool I tap a mountain and cast Lightning Bolt on you, then it doubles via Solphim, then it doubles from Angraths Marauders, then doubles from Dictate of the Twin Gods, the doubles from Fire Servant, dealing 48 damage to you, GG EZ.
>>98839266why doesn't this make snakes with toxic 1
>>98839327Was toxic even a thing in 94?
>finally get a lifegain angels token commander>monowhite>7 mana>prime target for countering >it's a fucking dudeWizards just can't fucking help themselves can they?
>>98839294Post the card. Ill make a UW proxy for you.
>>98839352meant for >>98839349
>>98839158>The key to solving budget is just play at a similar power table xDDDD>If you have stronger cards... just don't use them!! Go to your LGS and get raped because 3 other randoms do not have the same expectations as you!! :DWhat a midwit take. I promise you sword of Forge and Frontier was not warping this guy's games with his Gruul equipment deck. That is a fabricated story or an anecdote taken from a deeply isolated kitchen table group. The card has a moderate price tag because it's a mythic that's part of an iconic cycle, not because it's breaking the dam on power level. If I show up to my LGS for a pick up game I will pack good cards because I have no idea what the hell I'll be playing against. I can't help but wonder what it's like to be a casual Joe in this guy's usual pod. You show up every Friday with some enthusiasm for playing magic with your friends but all you really are is this guy's content lab rat. Just a vehicle for his talking points in his pretentious videos he makes for friendless losers. They have to know when he starts talking about them in these things.
Holy shit bros, would these guys in group slug go as crazy as I think?
>>98839364NO IT WON'T I'M A FUCKING ILLITERATE RETARDGod damn it, if that second part said "white and red spells", holy shit
>>98839360That's such a cool card
When a card says "you may play that card this turn", does that mean for free, or do I still have to pay?
>>98839381Does it say for free?
>>98839385It doesn't
>>98839389Then ya gotta pay.I wasn't being snarky by the way, there are some cards that say you can do it for free (Well, without paying the mana cost usually) and some that don't.
{1}{W}{W}JanitorLegendary Creature - JannyWhen Janitor enters the battlefield, he does it for free
>actually chud it's fine for me to be on my phone
>go to reddit>see post you don't like>too much of a pussy to tell them they're a retarded>cry about it on 4chan
>le dack shenanigans xDFuck off with this reddit shit
>>98839419Indeed. But at the same time, the people that get so defensive that they feel the need to write multiple paragraphs defending themselves to strangers on the internet trying to defend their bad habits are ABSOLUTELY the type of person to completely miss half the game cause they're on the phone and require a recap.
WTF do I do about a commander that gains the person life while still in the command zone?
>>98839352>>98839349Here you go anon. Lemme know if you want one without the nickname panel.
>>98839330no but it should be errated
>>98839435KINO
>>98839434
I don't get how Teferi's Protection+Lethal Vapors is a game winning infinite, you need to destroy Lethal Vapors in the first place, and the combo itself doesn't deal any damage
>>98839448if your opponent(s) cannot come up with ways to beat you through a permanent tefers they will mill themselves
>>98839449Why wouldn't something like Time Stop work to stop the stack?
>>98839453sure
>>98839352That’s like the least offensive UB card, quit being a pussy and just make a deck around the card.
>>98839266>doesnt't say combat damageStraight into my racist sphinx deck
>>98839564Post list? If it's the sphinx I'm building, I would like to take notes.
>>98838959TQ: Doctor
>>98839575It's the new rakdos oneI don't have a list sorry, but I will take a pic when I'm back from work
>>98839408If you don't want me on my phone then you better play quickly.
>>98839335>not immediately thinking to run this card as an asymmetrical board wipe in the 99 of a token deckNot every legendary creature is optimal for being a commander and that’s absolutely okay.
>>98839408>redditors crying because they want people to pay attention to their solitaire ass turnsSomeone for the love of god tell them to play aggro gruul if they want games where everyone is engaged.
>>98839124>>all the commanders with mechanics I like have art I hateThen just make the deck regardless of the art, stop being a pussy your commander isn’t your rp character and is your main value engine for your deck who gives a fuck if it has sonichu on it.
>>98839630Cuz it's ugly as fuck? Soulless morons like you will never get it
>>98839609Using your phone while someone else is taking their turn puts you at a strict disadvantage tho
>>98839124Make a proxy with alt art
>>98839636I don't think I need to pay attention while you spend 5 minutes adding up damage in your head.
>>98839124Give me the card you like with art you hate, I'll make you an alternate.
>>98838959>TQDurid
>>98839606Cool, thanks!
>for reality fracture we are doing something groundbreaking, thought impossible until now>players speculating all sorts of crazy stuff>it's just paired cardsLmao hook line and sinker
Jank status?
>>98839720>nigga saw that one YouTube short from the chink
>>98839158The reserved list can’t go any sooner.
>>98839408TBF. It is kind of annoying when a person asks the table every time its their turn what they have on the board because they couldn't be bothered to pay attention to the entire turn cycle is kind of annoying.However, if someone take long ass turns its expected people to tune out,.
>>98838586>angleshooting is the way format handlers want this game to belooks like the containment is in the brackets, not outside it
>>98839158I once saw an opinion arcane signet is making all decks worse and they should be replaced with llanowar elves
>>98839798It was even worse. Trinket Mage was advocating for replacing it with Gilded Lotus/Chromatic Orrery, because apparently the best 7-drop is more ramp.
>>98839158I know it's fun laughing at them, but these unemployed retards who need to invent hot takes to stay relevant are not good for edh. You shouldn't give them any kind of attention, let them fade into obscurity
https://moxfield.com/decks/Cj7EhZRxyUGff8kzpmdh8ASo I just finished buying the card to build this. It's probably the deck I'm most proud of, but which bracket do you think it falls under for now. I am going to continue to refine it as financially possible as I can.
>>98839806it wasn't even one of they thems videos, but I have seen elk deck doctoring away low cmc mana rocks and replace them with 6+ mana spells. the retardation is ever spreading
>>98839815Bracket 2. Also fuck you, fuck Garfield, and especially fuck Mondays.
>>98839849God, I hate mondays.
>>98839630Noticing that the majority of issues come from self inserters
it's the opposite, I want the art so generic it blends with the rest of the game and not stand out let alone being able to relate
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
I self insert as a masculine dragon wearing lingerie.
What cards are in your opinion, Un-powercreepable?
>>98840016At this point, stuff like Krenko, Sliver Lords, and other tribal commanders. WOTC seems utterly unwilling to make newer/better options. As for cards themselves, stuff like Tithe and Rhystic will likely never get better options. Gleaming Splendor is clearly a "we tried to balance Tithe" attempt.
>>98840076I feel like there's still space for Tribals to get fucked with. What if there was a Legendary Roaming Throne
is dack really that big of a deal or just dark horse fotm because it can go down to 3 to fish a turbo win?
>>98840089People say he's scary because the Dack deck won at Game Knights
>>98840089FotM. This deck can't run any creatures aside from the combo pieces, and if he hard draws any of them he instantly loses. It's a 6:1 garnet ratio and basically any YGO player can tell you that's unplayably horrible.Also loses to Stifle.
Can I get a wording check on her third ability? I'm intending for it to be a stacking +2/+0 as the amount of life lost increases.
>>98840089It's only a big deal, because cedh is actually kinda slow to adapt when a new strat comes out.They will and dack will just end up being a powerful, but lower tier CEDH deck.He folds to torpor orb.
Is the juice of OG Duals worth the price of the squeeze?
>>98840140Yes, if they weren't they wouldn't be the most proxied cards in the history of magic
>>98840140No, many dual lands that enter untapped under very easy to achieve conditions are plentiful and worth 50 cents each. Don’t let some paypig get out of the reserve list pyramid scheme via you purchasing their cards. Let them rot in their binder, you can play different cards.
>>98840089The boonweaver giant version only requires 3 creatures and is very resilientOnce jewlotus and mana crypt are made into GCs they might use Dack as a justification to bring back Banned as Commander
Can I play Breya as a B3 control/midrange Thopterswarm Commander? With maybe an infinite as a backup wincon but not her main thing. Or will people be too sus of her
>>98838959Don't think Vampires are a janky tribe, but I just like Vampires, maneI'm only still playing Magic because of Vampires. Orzhov Vampire Allies, Mardu Vampires, maybe I'm making Golgari Vampires, who knows?Be grateful I don't play Grixis VampiresI miss when Rakdos Madness was in Standard :c
>>98840140Do you think your deck being .0001% faster because you draw your $500 dual land every 6 games is worth it?
>muh Shared Animosity >muh Roaming Throne
I tried Orzhov Horses/Mares
>>98840140They come up a suspicious amount when I play but generally my land bases are beyond greedy. Price wise, they're insane. Leave them out or proxy.
>>98840140Chang sells a set of revised duals for like $10. Revised cards are so poorly printed and with such huge variance that no one would ever know you had fakes.
>>98840108I think it's "@ can't be blocked as long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total." The way it is now seems to be the templating for granting keywords.
>>98840245Other than the 0 fading, no damage, and such high polish
>>98839435Absolute Cinema
>>98840266All of which you can easily fix.
>>98839447I should play this
>>98839408It'd be ideal if the bitchnigger opponents I call my friends played faster and not yap to each other. That said, being overtly rude is autistic behavior and it is morally acceptable to cave one's skull in for being rude on purpose.
>>98838617>3 playersand what about the other 4 players after that?
>>98840108To my knowledge this is an ability without precedent so there is no current wording. If I were to do this design I would use +X/+0 "where X is half the difference between your life total and your starting life total rounded down" or something like that. It's not a perfect fit and, as I mentioned, because the ability has no precedent you could absolutely go with your current wording.
>>98840286That's a lot of work to just solve a problem that doesn't exist, IE people not caring about proxies in the first place. Why so much effort just to give the illusion you aren't too poor to buy a real one?
>>98840460Yeah, I was inspired by that FRA Theorix guy who buffs himself for every 7 cards you have in GY. Thanks for the suggestion anon!>>98840249I can reword that np, its the ability above that I was wondering how to properly go about tho
>>98840214>grixis vampiresHow is this mechanically different than rakdos vampires splashing blue?
What's a deck that will punish the player for doing anything? Like they play a land, punished, they cast a spell, punished, they attack, punished
>>98840550Azorius control
>>98839630I play the commanders I like.
Favorite obscure hate pieces?The people I play with love their 3/4/5 color goodstuff piles. Slamming this on turn 2 feels so good.
>>98840550You're looking for mono red. They do punishment better than most other colors. This particular card is a lock piece and not a punishment card though, but still it's a huge fuck you that shuts off so much.
>>98840563>Ummm ackhtually that's MLD! Store owner! Store owner! You're banned from our bracket 2 wholesome chungus table!
>>98840599I've never seen this supposed wholesome chungus shit you guys say happen. If something fucked happens, like some commander becoming a 40/40, then people will take it out, others might focus somewhere else etcWe just play the game, and scoop when an infinite occurs
>>98840563Force of Negation. Next.
>>98840634Exile elvish spirit guide, veil of summer. Responses?
>>98840550Black gets a fair amount of these effects, but you'd probably want to pair it with Red like >>98840581 said.White can also play into that, though rather than punishment it's usually more in the form of that player paying a tax, or you getting some sort of benefit. Smothering Tithe, Esper Sentinel and the like.BR is the way to go if you just want everyone taking damage, discarding, or sacrificing whenever they try to do anything.
>>98840642Miscast
>>98840550Spellshock is a fine one. 2R enchantment that deals 2 damage to any player when they resolve any spell.Scab-Clan Berserker does this effect non symmetrically, but only on noncreatures and only if you connect with a 2/2 with haste for 3 mana. It can be hard for that to happen, but being non-symmetrical is nice.If you want to, you can pair effects like these with the usual suspects of damage doublers and damage increasers, but I think it's usually best to just have more redundancy in hate cards than to have the chance for your opponents to 2-for-1 you. Red also lets you punish players for NOT playing spells. If they want to hold up countermagic or play on other people's turns, they have to pay for the luxury with damage.
>>98840089not unless you are running 4+ colors
>>98840708Spellshock hits on cast, not resolution.
>>98839149Dack and Cabbage Merchant are S-tier. Magda is solid but everyone knows what it's going to do and it is a bit slow so isnt really that good anymore
>>98840642I cast Foil and counter your Veil of Summer.
>>98839140Pretty sure Light-Paws is still viable to some extent
>>98838959Ur-dragon?Regal and etherealUr-sphinx?Rabid, spastic and barbaricWhat lacking two colors does to a mother fucker
>>98840833>Dack is s-tier>Dies to a single counter spell or stifle, and running grand abolisher effects will running your lines, so all he really has is silence to protect the combo Nah.
>still (mostly) enjoy the actual game>absolutely disgusted by wizards actions How do I solve this quandary, proxies?
>>98840886proxies are always the correct option
>>98840889Only if you are buying changs
>>98840892Buying changs is for suckers.
>>98840934>1:1 affordable reprints that can pass the red dot test that are also higher quality than WotC own product are for suckersOkay rube.
>>98840946I know a guy...
>>98840946>that can pass the red dot testThe only people concerned about the accuracy of their proxies are faggots trying to flip them online for their authentic prices.
Do you believe in the whole colour philosophy thing?
>>98841019Block by block. I think a setting can flip it on its head for a while as long as there are still differences between colors.
Glad the art has improved from its transphobic jank days
How difficult and fragile are artifact decks?
>>98839437No, it should just be reprinted at half cost to cast and activates that creates 1/1 snake artifact creature tokens with toxic 1.
>>98840599literally never happens
>>98840946>that can pass the red dot testand why should that matter to a commander player?
>>98839437It shouldn't be erratad because then it would be a different card entirely. Toxic 1 and the way the card works are different, the way it is lets you use the tokens to ping opponents outside of combat damage and apply poison. Toxic 1 is only combat damage.
Does Boros have any bad implications with IRL "types" like Gruul does?
>>98841137If some tard at the store rages and busts out a loupe you won't lose face, only he will.
>>98841153How fragile is your ego?
>>98841153i play selesnya without a care in the world.of course that's mostly because i play enchantress stax, but you know.
>>98841174You literally cannot play Gruul without those types mentioning it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDk0z8nm-kgThis is depressingRemember what Magic used to be
Proxyfags get the rope
>>98841215>supporting a company that will send thugs to your house>supporting a company that abandons a loyal artist because of literal fabrications>supporting a company that will destroy and rape a games setting for profitI could go on
>>98841220>supporting the companyYou mean buying from local game stores that keep the game alive lol, sorry you moralizing fag your tactics don't work on me. YOUR CARDS WILL NEVER BE REAL
>>98841220The best part is buying singles doesn't even put a cent in the hands of the evil company anti-proxy fags so ardently defend, it just makes second hand sellers richer. So using proxies instead of 'official' tissue paper doesn't impact wizards at all. Of course the cock guzzlers probably also buy packs of ub-shit when they go to their lgs but that's another issue.
>>98841229Oh yeah now we're shitpostingWhat colours do you play?
>>98841229The proxytroon lives in fear of being outed by the buychad
>>98841181You arent one of those things, so why be insulted by being referred to something you aren't?Unless...
>hey guys isn't it totally cool and based and chad to support Wizards of the Coast, a subsidiary of Hasbro Inc>im not an employee of either of those wonderful companies by the way
>>98840873>white is the color of silence effectsDack is sweeping tournaments because no one respects it. You aren't good at cedh and can't properly evaluate new things.
Would Giant tribal actually be viable?
>>98841290No, but that does not matter in bracket 2 because you can win with literally anything there.
>>98841290>Average CMC/MV of 5+Naw.
>>98841309I just like big guys for you :(
>>98841279>Sweeping >2 first 8 thirds, 2 4th or worstThat's not sweeping.
>>98841290it's like any tribal that's not elves or goblins. you get some good cards that happen to be giants, but if you fill your deck with craw wurms that do nothing but have giant in the typeline it's not going to be that great of a deck. if you play with other bad decks windmill slamming craw wurms every turn is very much a viable and winning strategy though, some might even call it fun.
>>98841290It's commander. You can make basically anything work in brackets 2-3, you just need to prop the shit creatures up in some specific way.Eshki, Temur's Roar is probably the slop method of going about it. But Aegar's effect makes him half-decent as an unusual izzet deck with a lot of "bite" and "must be blocked" effects for your giants.
>>98841335Actually Aegar looks fun as fuck now that I'm looking at him. Very good as a Repercussion commander.
i LOVE the wholesome chungus vibes of nu-mtg, with cards like this, Ms Bumbleflower, it's so wholesome
How do I use this guy? Do I just shit out tokens, then equip him with some god artifact?
I was this close to taking apart and selling my Edgar deck today.I love him but he's just so hard to make work in bracket 3. Great in 2 and usable in 4 if you build him as comboslop, but vampires are kinda too shit to win against decent decks without combos?
>>98841403That's not a question
>>98841395>guyYou engage in degenerate combo shit with her, ideally alongside Krenko amd Kreat.
>>98841415I'm just unsure about my own opinion idk
>>98841395token spam, but critial mass is super lowstart targetting him with shit like +1/0 make a treasure/draw a cardwin
>>98841430
>>98841403You should take him apart because he's boring
>>98841456I like boring tribal decks tho
They're called typal-kindred you fucking CHUDS
>>98840076>KrenkoI hate to be that guy but, in terms of a tribal commander that generates tokens of their tribe, I do think that Krenko has indeed been powercrept by Squirrel Girl
>>98841395That's a sexo goblin thank you very much
>>98841501>quirk chungus le squirrels spork xD universe beyondHoly fucking sloppa
>>98841419>>98841507Looks exactly the same as Kiki-Jiki, how in gods name are you people thinking Zada is a female?
>>98841512Because she's literally stated as such in lore? Duh, retard.
>>98841531>muh loreShow me on a card where it's stated Zada is a woman
>>98841501In terms of token output by the commander itself, you're probably right, but goblins have better overall synergy within their tribe, tutors with matron and recuiter, mana ramp with prospector, additional token engine with warrens, etc. Not to mention bunch of "lords" for thick stack of +1/+1s.
>>98841542jumpstart and multiverse legends versions flavor text
>>98841572Post the card
>>98841542https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/revelation-eye-2015-10-14
>>98841577>>98841575
>>98841575
>>98838959Attention. Punisher on a magic card. This is not a drill.
I don't know how to fit interaction into my dragon deck, it's pretty evenly split between ramp, draw and dragons and i feel like i can't cut anything without hurting the consistency a lot
>>98841590>Girl who does magical cocaineHow brave of WotC
>>988416175c or monored?Either case, consider Pandemonium, makes your every dragon interactive. Also, it's a "may" effect so you (and everyone else!) can negotiate around (not) using it on every EtB.
>>98841645So. This just kills people with blightsteel
>>98841597oh my science! my favorite marvel glup shitto!
>>98841645It's ur-dragon so 5c. I do have that card actually but idk what i could cut for it, it really feels tough to make any concessions.
>>98841667This complaint rings hollow after the utter dumpster fire of Reality Fracture.
>>98841725so true girl, can't wait to go back to marvel for more classics like the whizzer!
>>98841734Yeah I like the Sentry more than Jace. Glad we're in agreement.
Why haven't they banned Gayass Cradle yet?
>>98841755So I can have easy justification for running strip mine and wasteland.
>>98841597This is a pleasant surprise. Honestly didn't think he'd make it in the game in any form. Now he just needs his own unique card.
>>98839381It probably specifies you may "play" it because play is broad enough that it allows you to either cast the spell or use your land drop for it.
Which one is better/more fair? I like left better but maybe it's overpowered.
>>98841805make it do something with the exiled cards like Koh the Face Stealer or Maersil
>>98841805Probably depends on how your using the "Mask" mechanic. The Animus comes to mind.
>>98839381Playing usually means you cast it, which means you have to pay to cast it. Some cards specifically let you cast a card without paying mana.If it's a land, you don't have to pay, technically, but unless they mention otherwise, it's subject to the usual land rule of one per turn.
i like including omniscience in decks with blue that also have some way of getting more mana than they should (either ramping or rituals). i just like omniscience :3
Isn't this card absurdly undervalued?It's Dockside + card draw essentially on every cast, of course for a bit more mana but that's still two extremely good effects on a big flying body.Makes no sense to me that it's like 1€, i think it'll go up a lot eventually.
>>98841403>EdgarGet a Marchesa
>>98841873It's also:>5 mana>2 colors>Tapped treasures>Only checks artifactsand as it turns out, if you 2.5x the manacost of a card, it tends to get worse.
>>98841873The problem is that Dockside is mono colored and so cheap that there's virtually no red deck that it doesn't improve. Smaug being BR color identity severely limits what you can use it for
>>98841886>>98841908I didn't say it's as good as Dockside, i just think it's way better than what people currently value it at.
>>98841832I only play omniscience when I can cheat it out somehow. I refuse to pay full price.
>>98841945It's a fair dockside, so no one cares. It's that simple
>perfectly TUNE my battlecruiser deck>always draw everything in the perfect ratio>win exactly 25% of the time >been asked more than once how I ever win with such a shitpilethese kids dont know how to TUNE
>>98842011Show me your battlecruiser.
>>98841945I think $1 is more than fair for 5-drop ramp.
>>98842027Behold!Mediocrity, perfected. https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/16-07-24-mana-mastery/
>>98841873the first thing you need to know is that the average mtg player is incapable of evaluating cards. Freed from the real, for instance, wasn't seen as broken enough not to be a bulk uncommon for the first 10 years it was printed.
>>98839474Oh, well if it helps and you want any of the images by themselves, give me a short list or something and I'll upload them to another album.
>>98842043wait a second, something is wrong with this listima update it later tonight this is NOT my current list.
So which gala greeter do YOU like the most?
Kaalia dragon tribal or angel tribal? No demons because demons are scary
>>98842105dragons so you can put worldgorger into play for free
>>98841821The commander (picrel) already benefits from it. I think flavor wise it makes sense to just get stronger as it doesn't gain abilities from masks in the game.>>98841822I didn't know about that one at all, thank you! Good to know the mechanic already exists in some way.
>>98841501Squirrel girl excels at comboslop while Krenko is a true tribal
>>98841501Man that art is ass. Has anyone made an alt using her Rivals design?
>>98842100Personnel d'accueil du gala est mon favourite!Thats french for this ones my favorite.
>>98842100I like the art deco style of New Capenna. It was a great set that got unfairly maligned.
>>98841645>mayWhy not just do the damage?
>>98842216>>98842225Mon negro
>>98842027
>>98841665Yeah, Infect works for any damage and source of damage is the creature rather than the enchantment (as opposed to how Impact Tremors work).
>>98842243Your opponent's board is "Solitary Confinement" and no creatures. You have Pandemonium on board and play a 2/2. Pandemonium triggers, but you elect to not have your 2/2 kill itself or hit yourself in the face.That's why it's 'may'.
>>98842066Your list looks pretty baller and I would love to see the updated version.
>>98841822the tutor commander for this should search exile then I'd play it
>>98842266all the more reason it shouldn't be may
Tolaria Junior HighLegendary LandT: Add ColorlessT, Put a stun counter on this land: Add Blue for every 2 artifacts you control.Does this un-degen it?
>>98842187>Good to know the mechanic already exists in some way.Incidentally, this isn't even where the similarities end.The Animus is meant to be paired with Shane and Rebecca, a WGU commander that tutors it, and then mixed with the Triad, a fuck huge god thing that rides off of grave synergy. And both sets are based off of video game series with time trNot going anywhere in particular with this connection, though, other than to say you can possibly use this as a gauge for how you want to scale and interact the concept while keeping it balanced.
>>98842547*Shaun and Rebecca
>>98842547>>98842556triad and animus have no synergy
What are some good white weenie cards? This card has won me a lot of games, especially when combined with cards like Humility, Martial's Anthem and Honor of the Pure, then finish everyone off with a Akroma's Vengeance,Alliance of Arms is also another sneaky one to play them drop down the above things the next turn.
>>98842610delney street tranny costs 30bux for a raisin
>>98842598The strategy is to load the deck with both small and large legendary creatures, then exile the triad with a memory counter to reanimate it and eventually get its effect. Then your field is filled with low level weenies that are pumped up to 11/11.
>>98842610
Is it normal to feel like you are talking to a wall with zoomers?I got duped into hearing about some guy's dogmeat list and then when I started talking about my deck he just kinda walked away
>>98842670Damn unc got hit with the zoomer stare and stroll.
>>98842670Really shocking how must players don't care about the game when its not their turn.
Should this be Legendary?
>>98842780I don't get it
>>98842754We weren't even playing a game
>>98842829life is a game
>>98842829I know, the point I was making, is that it makes sense. These zoomers don't give a shit about anything other than what they are doing.>My deck is this, your deck? Don't care>Your turn is doing this? I don't care. I'm on my phone until someone elbows me that its my turn.
>>98842500>no, the card absolutely must fuck me in the ass at every opportunity>what no of course I'm not going to run the card I just want mandatory effects to fuck youYou 'may' elect to activate the trigger every time if you happen to believe it to be against the spirit of the card. Otherwise you 'may' fuck off.
>>98842852you sound like a malding tranny
Pain Lizard 1GCreature - LizardR: Deals 1 damage to each creature. Each creature dealt damage this way deals 1 damage to its controller.2/2I had a dream this was a card.
>>98842864but you were the one malding that pandemonium doesn't say 'may'
>>98841231The best part is using AI art doesn't even put a cent in the hands of the libtard artists anti-ai luddite fags so ardently defend, it just justifies ai companies buying up all the RAM and making PC enthusiasts seethe. So using AI art instead of 'official' human scribbles doesn't impact art as a way of life at all. Of course the cock guzzlers probably also buy packs of uw-shit when they go to their lgs but that's another issue.
>>98842895basado
>>98842899proxyfags suddenly becoming the biggest defenders of intellectual property on a dime the moment their artists (who will never fuck them btw) get called out for being lazy fucks ripe for AI replacement will always be funny
>>98842895AI is bad. I looks like complete shit, and only used by Indian mouth breathers
>>98842926Freudian
>>98842926your dog eating changs use it too proxyfaghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RykV96Au47Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RykV96Au47Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RykV96Au47Y
>>98842864You 'may' be insecure.
>>98842547>>98842556>>98842616Excellent input. I had none of this on my radar.
>>98842848I haven't had that experience yet but I could see it
>>98842926>I looks like complete shitself own?
>>98842843I concede
>>98842909>You spent 20 dollars on a card, and didn't just proxy? Gross bro>You didn't spend 100 dollars on a single commission for your proxy? Gross bro.
I won two games in a row against randoms and left early. I didn't mean to stomp but there must've been 3 pieces of interaction from them in 2 hours of gameplay and I simply outvalued the table since no one was disrupting anything and just durdling
>>98842989This doesn't seem like contraction to me
>>98842997What were you playing and do you remember your opponents decks?
>>98842999>>98842909
>revised card with the borders painted black to look like betarock em or sock em?
>>98843007revised is too washed, you're not fooling anyone with your painted black bordersbut continue to play it sure
How can I improve this deck, I really want to play rootha and then play a big spell like mana geyser but theres this jank spell slinger stuff that I dont know what to replace with. https://moxfield.com/decks/88SfAeY6KnmEUQK9BZPZ3w
>>98843001kain and meren.one was a new player with the squirrel precon and the others were an upgraded prismari deck and arcades walls. I was expecting to play with buddies but they were a no show, next time I'll bring ayula just in case
>>98843007Kinda lame but kinda coolI like mine because I bought them off a legacy player like 15 years agoA bunch of dual lands and a bunch of crap you only play in 60 card like blackmail and catalogue
>>98843007I don't see the point in defacing old cards to pretend they're older cards. They're legal, play the fucking game. Pretending they're originals is like trying to impress girls at a bar with a fake leather jacket. It's way too much fussing over way too little difference.
>>98842999You might be dumb then, to be completely blunt.
>>98843065Commissions don't cost that much, you are being hyperbolic only to make a non-point
>>98843079a genuine one ring costs less than a commission that's for sure!
>>98843065>if you aren't playing a budget deck you should have some skin in the game in ways other that just giving wotc moneyIdk seems consistent to me
>>98843086Actually they cost about as much as a car (cause art really is just worth it)
>>98843097>(cause art really is just worth it)nah i'll just have ai make it for me lmao
>>98843024Kain seems like something right up my alley, but i can't build itMind sharing your list so I can live vicariously?
commission deez nuts
>>98843079>Don't cost that muchSome artist do in fact charge that much for full art commissions.>>98843092>What I spent my money on to "matter" means more than what you spent your money on to "matter." even though one is actually real, and the thing that is actually keeping this game alive for you to commission one full real underground sea for 10 cards with no actual value to anyone other than you.Sure buddy.
>>98843015resonating lute is most probably better than worn powerstone or thran dynamo in this spot, probablymindsplice apparatus is a personal pet card of mine i like recommendingplay stock upi personally just dont see the value in solemn simulcrumnthere are a few creatures i'd describe as do nothings that i could see replacing with morebilbo, thief in the night i could see working here, lets you cast your big things again and for cheaper and works with extra combats, if you're ok with ubshit.Big Score could be fine, as could Strike it Rich
>>98843108kino
I don't care about any of these politics of AI. I just can't draw and it is a tool that fits my needs.
>>98843119what's up with wotc making musicians pudgy?
>>98842848>>98842670Not a generational thing, it's a dickhead thing. More prone with Gen X faggots, but you see it in anyone that's a dickhead
>>98843132>'I'm just too poor and proxies are a tool that fits my needs'they sleep>'I just can't draw and AI is a tool that fits my needs.'REAL SHITwhen you see proxyfags for their hypocrisy it's impossible to not unsee it
>>98842895Reminder that the Luddite had legitimate grievances and weren't anti-technology, they were anti-exploitation, and were so effective that the government sent more troops to kill the Luddites in their own country than were sent abroad to deal with Napeleon. The greatest minds of the time like Lord Byron sympathised with the Luddites, and over time there has been a deliberate changing of the term by corporations to mean "dumb anti-technology gorilla". Do not fall for their lies.
>>98843134they make everyone fat now it's hardly exclusive to musicians
>>98843134They don't look (as) silly as wizards and musicians and stuff as they would acrobats and warriors. There's also just the cultural feel; you sure get skinny musicians, but the idea of big drummers and guitarists and bassists and singers is not unusual.It's pretty asinine in my mind; nobody whose played MTG has ever played a card because "oh s/he's fat like me" except maybe as a good natured bit. When you can count the cards to find the prescribed fat ratio but characters can't be showing cleavage or thighs is just silly.
>>98843150>the printing press? will somebody think of the poor scribes?!luddites simply couldn't adapt to market disruption and were criminal vandals on top of it, don't fall for THEIR lies
I only play cards with handsome gigachads like Garruk so I have a card I can relate to
>>98843134Pudgy white men make for good bassists.The pudge isnt the problem.
>>98843161Anon you HAVE read about the Luddites right? You have actually researched them and realised they were completely in the right and what's even more depressing is the conditions have gotten worse right?
>>98843103he's alot of fun since he can speed up the whole table, replaced my old korlash deckhttps://moxfield.com/decks/qLezCuFUbEi0_v-yIzl5QQ
>>98843170they destroyed property. full stop. they are vandals.they lost, you lost.
>>98843179I agree, it is NEVER appropriate to destroy anything, especially when it's the glorious governments property, who always have the populaces best interest at heart. This is why Orzhov and Azorious are the best guilds.
>>98843182they destroyed private property idiot
>>98843182aye! praise obzedat!
>>98843187I just agreed with you, and not only that, espoused my love of Orzhov, the best guild, who definitely aren't holding my family hostage to say this
>>98843187>xhe thinks private property is real
>>98843197feel free to imagine into existence the house you'll never own anon
Finally, a card that represents me
>>98843196>who definitely aren't holding my family hostage to say thisanon i'm sorry to say but they've almost certainly already gained the zombie or ghost typing by now, i'm sorry for your loss
Isn't it kind of weird that we know of the existence of Dimir? If they're a sneaky assassination guild, we shouldn't know of their existence
>>98843216They are one of those groups that everyone KNOWS about, but they are so horrible people just believe they can't really exist.>Eat your peas, sally, or the Dimir will kill you in your sleep!>Not the dimir! om nom nom
>>98843132Then pay someone who can, like a normal person, or just use a photo copy print of a real card. Not that hard.
>>98843216It's funny that the flavor text here says the insignia is quite hidden, but I'm fairly certain it's in every depiction of the guildpact and those are fairly openly visible.It would also be quite amusing to try and hide it's existence entirely when 9 of the 10 color pairs very openly exist
>>98843241I can, and choose to do neither, and there isn't anything wrong with that.
>>98843119thats a sick card thanks
>>98843175NiceI'm a big fan of the aggressive mono black deck myselfI've been using the first massacre girl For a while now, yahenni and m15 ob nob were my previous versionsDrana liberator is dope tooI still play abyssal persecutor in the 99Its crazy how after all this time a 4 mana 6/6 flyer with trample can still do so much work
>>98843241AI art is just a photo copy print of real talent you know.
Can you just buy the comprehensive Magic rules?
>>98843216>>98843243It would be a nice touch on a lot of those cards if the Dimir's space was blank, or vandalized, or was a shadow cast at a specific time of day aligning into one spot. But that's a lot to try and keep consistent.What gets me is the rare instances where they have only 9 of the 10 guilds on a display like pic related, but for some reason instead of the Dimir symbol being missing, the Simic symbol is. One of the few times they only depict 9 guilds and the secret one isn't the one missing.
>>98843243Anon, it's a fucking card game. Of course the invisible symbol of the invisible guild of invisible assassins is visible on your fucking cards; you couldn't fucking play with them if the Dimir weren't known to YOU.
For me it's secondaries getting tattoos then defensively claiming they aren't retarded
>>98843268with enough dumb decisions even a company like wotc can buy a popular fan favorite format
>>98843281I mean literally, are the rules available in physical form?
>>98843284no because rules can change in as fast as three months
>>98843275People get tattoos of things they like. It isn't surprising or retarded.Where I work, a guy comes in all the time with a simic tattoo. He's seems like nice enough guy, but simic is a lame one, lame isn't retarded though.
>>98843293It's retarded for a far more specific reason
>the single most organized bulk collection I've ever seen at a game store>picked completely cleanDamn
>>98843293Sure but an Orzhov tattoo represents your bloodline being in debt to them, it's absolutely dumb. Of course because a white woman did it, she's totally epic and didn't fuck up you goddamn chuds, it's her choice.
>>98840108You need to round up or down the half
>>98843303>Im aware of the implicationsShe's a sub fuck tube, again big deal.
>>98843275I wear the orzhov pin inside my wallet
Recs for a good goblin commander that isn't linear and isn't Krenko?
>>98843284it would be a bible, so no
>>98843297the orzhov symbol itself is cool enough but did you need any more proof that mtg players don't actually care about the shitty lore?
>>98843327Just white women
>>98843323
>>98843333Oh my science what a wholesome chungus
>>98843334
>>98843323A lot of theoretics and nonsense that can be done with these tards.
>>98843337I look like this and do this
>>98843262>Its crazy how after all this time a 4 mana 6/6 flyer with trample can still do so much workThis but penis wurm
Why is the promo material 4 captains and some random blank woman? Is that like young guinan?
I want to make an Ink-Eyes rat tribal deck, please tell me she's a good commander
>>98843346He biggest gimmick doesn't work from the command zone.
>>98843350but rat sexo
>>98843346Edh is the home for your pet cardsIts plenty good
Whatever happened to Nissa, Urza, Glissa and Mishra?
>>98843275Getting tattoos of anything commercial is one of the most baffling things a person can do. I genuinely can't understand getting so attached to intellectual property that you would literally brand yourself with it
>>98843323The great goblin, I'm building it nowI'm a sucker for a non combat infect win
>>98843346Not for rat tribal she isn't. Ninjutsu doesn't work coming off of the command zone (hence the invention of Commander Ninjutsu and eventually Sneak).She's better in the 99 where you'll have tons of rat tokens, any one of them getting through that can be Ink-Eyes for 3BB.
>>98843345is this a joke about kurtzman trek not existing
>>98843358It's a Hobbit card, but I don't remember a character called The Great Goblin. Honestly the book is only like 100 pages, how did these geniuses make a whole set from it
>>98843355Mishra was corrupted by phyrexia, and uzra killed him, through the events that happened with that, urza's spark was ignited. Urza died using the legacy weapon to kill Yawgmoth. He's been dead ever since.Nissa lost her spark after being complaeted before the second Phyrexian invasion, then was saved from being complaeted and lost her spark. Now she's running around being a cringe lesbian with Chandra.I don't know what happened with Glissa, she probably died like most phyrexians in the second invasion.
>sparkgay tranny numagic shit
>>98843134>Creature — Human Lard
>>98843361Yes
>>98843275>>98843293What is the best looking 2 color guild tattoo to get, and which one would give you the most respect if you saw it on someone?>implying there would be any respect because tattoos are cringe and degenerate, but besides that if you had to choose
>>98843364Ch four then they go to the mist mountains
>>98843388selesnyaCause prison hoof is based
>>98843388Boros would be cringe and likely make strange political people talk to you.Dimir would be cool as an actual tattoo, where only if you play Magic would people get it
>>98843376>gay tranny numagic shit1994 was numagic?Technically, magic was legit still new then.
>>98843334>Oh my science what a heckin wholesome chungus Fixed that for you, my fellow millennial! >=^)
>>98843399sparkshit was invented in like 2007
So can you pull some real cheap nonsense by assigning blockers, then before combat damage, use Ibs ability to sacrifice the gobbos, but then because blockers are assigned, you take no damage?
>>98843409No, a planeswalker spark was first introduced in the 1994 Magic The Gathering Novel "Arena."It was further refined in 1998 in the Urza Novel cycle.So, no. Sorry Sparks are not numagic.
>>98843388If I didn't know mtg? Probably selesnya or simic, having me think they're an environmentalistIf I knew mtg? None and I would lose respect
>>98843412It's only when the goblin is blocked not when it blocks
>>98843423incorrect
>yeah sure my izzet twin deck is doing pretty good but what if I cut all the good cards and replaced them with divinations>lol I could call it 12 divines What causes people to do this?
mental illness post
>>98843448>tranny hands>nose ringhideous
>>98843452Was MTG really that degenerate in 2009?
>>98843452Agreed, let me fix that
How do you ramp in non-green?
>>98843467Artifacts
>>98843470But people can destroy those
>>98842754It's my opponents job to know what is going on during their turn. I'm not a blue tranny so I don't give a fuck what you do on your turn.
>>98843471artifacts that give you lands
>why can't i do anything i want for free all the time with zero drawbackENTER
>>98843388Easy answer. Has to be the full chest piece though.
>>98842542No. The fact it can still make 3 mana on turn 1 means it's still game-warping.
>>98843482>Plays eternal format>"Hmm why does blue have access to all these mechanics that were removed from its color pie over time?"
>>98843494I'm not complaining, I'm an IZZETGOD
>>98843482Remember the blue baseline since the start has been 1 mana for 3 cards or 2 mana to get an extra turn. And they complain when other colors get value cards.
>>98843497People like that give us normal bluechads a bad name. We play blue entirely for it's absurd bullshit, but the people who cry and complain and pretend blue is totally fair are warping the colours reputation.
As Garfield IntendedUUUInstantDraw 3 cards and take an extra turn.
>>98843448To do what? You can now run unlimited divinations in any blue deck
For me it's Old Fogey
>>98843388A real life girl would a boros tattoo would be hot. I don't care what anyone says.
>>98843471Not my problemIt's still your best choice
I won with this little chud by pitting my opponents against each otherhttps://moxfield.com/decks/1ELljoLwdUeF-WO9wzfKRg
>>98843501I know i just found that myselfIts like every time I try to do something quirky I get out quirked by wotc
>>98843497And when black got a one mana wheel from 1993 they banned it because they're afraid someone might lose their worthless counterfeit!
>>98843504Anon if you're going to have a machine make all your content for you, have a machine check your spelling and grammar too.
>>98843514Too tired to proof-read or care.
Is it worth trying to cook and fine-tune this multiplicative group slug monored deck?
>>98843512One advantage actual divination has over this is you can reduce the cost to 1, i suppose
>>98843513Anon, Ante was running the risk of being against state gambling laws and threatening to get Magic banned from every playground and lunchtable in the country. They didn't bin it because it made black too powerful, they binned it because it was going to kill the card game.>>98843517If you're too tired to care, you're too tired to post. Go to fucking sleep; I ain't your fucking editor.
>go to sleep>12:53pm
>>98843512she can't keep getting away with it...
>>98843524>I ain't your fucking editor.Then stop doing it for free.
>>98843529If you're too sleepy to write single sentences at 1 in the afternoon, you need a coffee, a nap or a neurologist; none of which are things anyone here is obliged to provide for you.>>98843533My roses, my garden, fuck off if you don't like it.
>>98843533Lol retard
>>98843537>Do thing you don't want to do.>Complain about it, while also claiming you will keep doing it regardless.Classic insufferable plebbit behavior.
>>98843537>My roses, my garden, fuck off if you don't like it.
He must be a greenfag, they're the most obnoxious. They want to portray themselves as peace loving chill hippies but they're actually the most obnoxious and ruthless faggots, constantly ramping and going infinite. Red and black tend to be more relaxed, blue can go either way.
any hidden gems from the Avatar set that is worth getting before everything goes out of print
1 eluge33 islands33 sphinx's approach33 sphinxeslet me guess you need something else
>>98843568Avatar's wrath is severely underrated in my opinion and its only going to go up in price
>>98843568I like this TophShe has a nice hat here
>>98843500It would be 1UU
>>98843562Lil bro has one joke and he doesn't even realize he is it.
Why is shit like Kaya so obnoxious but Tymna is great? They're both black women.
>>98843592You dont reinvent the wheel, tranny
>>98843597One appeared once, and was a good card.One appeared several times and was shoved down our throats.
>>98843597Tymna is an Anasi expy played straightKaya meanwhile is a modern day strong black wahmen complete with afro hair and designed by some libtard black consultant
>>98843597Nobody likes fattiest. fatty
>>98843504Can you gen a goth gal with a Dimir or Golgari tatt
>>98843575Missing something
>>98843623Tomorrow, yes.
>>98843568Check the ascension. That one guy here likes iceberg as an o-ring. Airbend wrath. The sagas. Ember island. Honest work. Agni kai. Great divide guy. Flash aang. Benders waterskin. Any legend, especially check the jumpstart set. I like the blue spirit, but there's some good white and red ones too. Also there's a 4mana hardened scales+earthbend 3(4) that's worded to work with earthbending (any permanent).Y'know, not to mention anything over 10 bucks.
I don't like mixing UBs
>>98843597tymna is one of the fates from the card the three fateskaya won 1st and 3rd in the 'worst haircut in the game' competition and has the caucacity to be important to the plot on top of that.
>>98843684Oh yeah? Well I think women and seamen don't mix
Why are scary trees that come to life called Ents?
Asked some counterfit from uSEA so the nigger at locals stop bitching about my proxied lands, now i just have better proxied lands
>>98843708BASED incoherent gruul poster
I hate myself, my pod and Magic. Which deck should I play?
>>98843711Ojer Axonil
>>98843711https://moxfield.com/decks/IVUg_6U9skqGh7kYlFSo_wsomething like this, the exact list doesn't matter
>>98843711>myselfBlack life sacrifice>my podGroup slug, group burn, stax, infect>magicChaos effects
>>98843711spongebob
>>98839140Unironnically monogreen cabbage merchany
>>98843708Pure hatred that can be understood even while posting drunk, based
>friend swords to plowshares my guy before I can make a value play>we lose immediately next turn to the combo player>"Looks like you should've held onto your swords">friend rages to the brink of tears that it was my fault for provoking his removal with a greedy play>other two strangers visibly uncomfortable that he's crashing outAnd my friend wonders why I avoid podding into him lol
>>98841045I loved the left one solely because of the art back in the day.
>>98843770>loved terese nielsen artUH OH
>>98843772Honestly back then I didn't even pay attention to the artists themselves. I just remember really liking that one. Pretty girl in a fantasy setting I guess. A shame about what they turned it into, but thats modern WotC for you.No fun allowed. Straight man bad. White people bad.
Kind of amazed they did a set with Conquistadors that's entirely about colonisationConsidering they renamed Kaladesh and tribal, I wonder how they approved Ixalan
>>98843711Fin Fang Foom while reminding everyone that repeated single targeted land destruction is not MLD
>>98843785they're evil and lose so it's ok
I am the weird precon-only guy, and I managed to get two dubs ("W's") playing tonight, once with Lathril elves, and once with Riders of Rohan Eowyn. I just want to say I love precons and I can't wait to get my Klingon precon also.
>>98843806kino psot
>>98843806
I wanna build gix with lots of flyers, death touch and protection against my plumber's first mono black aristocrats deck, how much fun will the table have on game night?
>>98843806They'll make white characters for the notKaladesh set right, after all, they changed characters for LOTR
>>98843815Not like you play lmao
>>98843822I play all the timeI can play you right nowI play a mountain, tap it for Fanatical Firebrand, attack you for 1, your turn
>>98843293Tattoos are for retards, no execeptions.
>>98843827Tattoos look cool.
igotthistattoointhearmy.pasta.exe
>>98843623I lied, hope this is something along the lines of what you might have wanted.
>>98843831I look like this except I'm an obese male that wears male clothing
>>98843833Hot.
>>98843833Hot bro
>no response from anon after turn 1Looks like I win, GG
>>98843829No.>>98843830If the army were still a manly organization that was fighting real wars, sure. Nowadays it's just a minimum wage merc job for corporations where you go and shoot at people you hopelessly outnumber and outtech. No one gives a fuck you got a screaming eagle on your shoulder, your ass wasn't in Bastogne fighting tanks with a rifle, it was sitting in some air conditioned FOB calling 500 million dollar airstrikes on dirt farmers.
>>98843841>manly organization>fighting real warsYeah like...uh....World War 2...and um.....>vietnamThe war that was only waged and prolonged because LBJs wife was a stockholder of a PMC? Nope
>>98843831Pretty good, thanks Who are the designated Hot Lady/ies per guild? I know Orzhov has Teysa and Goglari has/had Vraska, and Boros has Feather and Aurelia
>>98843846>orzov has teysa>present tenseAnon...I didn't want to ruin your saturday like this but I have some really bad news
>>98843823I tick my life down to 39I play my Plains for turnPut down Land TaxPass
>>98843854>>98843854>>98843854New
>>98843848I swear I saw a Teysa Ghost Councilor card at some point, am i hallucinating
>>98843858There is one for her in alchemy, but she's still dead.
>>98843858Here's your new Orzhov leader bro
>>98843857>page 5Good job retard.
>>98843861>tfw they got rid of the ghost slaveryWhat does orzhov even do anymore?
>>98843806>dubs ("W's")In the time it took you to type that you could have just typed winsI guess what I'm trying to say is you should kys
>>98842056Oh hey, thanks for the offer. It's very much appreciated. I'll be sure to ask if I need anyone in particular. Keep on doing what you're doing man.
so why did everyone shit on the screen grab avatar cards? they look good in person and some of the reprints are bangers
>>98843150>Do not fall for their liestoo late, they already did, most likely twice
>>98843297kek
>>98843711Alesha MLD
>>98843785I have a theory that they pushed the white Ixalan Conquistadors as some way to get back at those players who didn't want Campaign of Vengeance with shoehorned token negroes and butch dyke Anje Falkenrath in their decks>Y-you are a racist white colonizer!! >:cYes, and?Anyway, thanks for the card
>>98843568Like half the set is hidden gems that you'll regret not grabbing while you can. Probably the second best set of 2025.
I somehow survived a bracket-5 pod with this shit lmao. This is probably the funniest commander of this set, I'm not even joking.
>>98846485You mean you won by casting dack?
