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What's your current character's retired plan?
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>retired
*retirement
But anyway...
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>>98840511
A small keep with some land would be ideal. Other character is to be a benevolent god trying to restore the land
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>>98840511
You first, sloptuber.
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>>98840511
I
AM
BIRD POOP MAN
TREATING YOUR APARTMENT LIKE MY GARBAGE CAN
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>>98840511
>Previous one
Retired back to selling raspberries
>Current one
Nobles don't retire
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>>98840511
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>>98840821
>implying this is a bottom-up operation
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>>98840542
Shooting the lenders might work, but what about after?
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>>98840821
That tactic doesn’t work in a system where topics are boosted by popularity and has lots of generals
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>>98840877
i sort the catalog by creation date not last bump, also signal/noise ratio still applies.

>>98840511
>be dorf
>find country inn with stables
>retire there do hobby smith and farrier work
always a fresh story in the bar, plenty of booze available, ona traderoute for odd ores, plenty of green adventurers needing repairs
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>>98840821
If you are in this thread in the first place you have too much time on your hands. you are looking to waste time, else why would you even be here. It's exactly what you wanted and you found it.
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>>98840761
>Nobles don't retire
That's like 50% of where monks came from.
The other 50% being second sons of the nobility who monkify from the start.
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>>98840511
Hot sex with dragon wife
Getting cut down by an enemy I wronged in my twilight years past my prime
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>>98840511
We keep going until the DM gets bored, runs out of plot ideas, or usually, a 'new thing/edition/game/netflix inspired plot is found and we all jump like lemmings to that, cycle, repeat. Nobody retires, dies or gets any resolution, its just a random series of unfinished adventures, over and over.
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>>98840821
You're right anon a thread asking about a general roleplaying related question IS less interesting than another barely alive general consisting of 4 anons having the same arguments they've been having since 2012.
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>>98840511

Marry to some strong and sweat stable boy who wouldn't beat her.
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>>98844546
It is a regular daily mod-protected spam which have nothing to do with playing TTRPGs.
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>>98842240
Monks are just nobles who are suspected of usurping the throne. It's a punishment, not a retirement.
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>>98840511
In my head, him and his mate? Spouse? Whatever you call a dragon. They'll either settle down in some isolated community to become a local legend or go to one of the other moons (celestial planes) and live there.
Also, a fuckton of eggs. We'll bring those dragon numbers up.
Realistically though, they'll just keep fighting the good fight endlessly.
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>>98840511
Death probably
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>>98840761
selling raspberries? what the hell is the world's economy like where people care to buy raspberries?
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Upgrade from rogue to crimelord



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