Trek Spoilers EditionPrevious: >>98848084>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: what's your hype level once trek spoilers drop in a few hours?
>>98852755>TQA flat zero.
>>98852755I only care about legendary mother of runes in W/B
>>98848383
What are her stats and abilities? Would she be Golgari or Dimir?
>>98852785>trans malfoycute
>>98852785Dracaena Malfoy {1}{B}{G}Legendary Creature - Human WizardPartner - Four Houses (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)Sacrifice another creature you control: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.Whenever another creature you control dies, if its power was 4 or greater, draw a card.3/2
Which outfit do you think Leeta's card will have for Trek? I'm ready for some Big Bajoran Booba.
>>98852804
>>98852787Malfoid is a biological woman.
>>98852808Looks like a male character you trannified and then decided "it's different"
>>98852808No. Malfoid is trooncoded and shares nothing in common with Malfoy's personality. Female Draco is an entirely different concept.
>>98852809>>98852829Malfoid is actually causing troons to meltdown and seethe uncontrollably
>>98852809>>98852829your gaslighting won't work here, troonsmalfoid fixes the weak romance of the original and makes the series a harem isekai that appeals to straight men
>>98852842That makes no sense since they don't like Harry potter. I think you're likely imagining things. But this isn't commander related and your shit IP is never getting in.Meanwhile based Garfield is IN
>>98852804>she gets pregnant>takes on role of another mommas preggo because she was injured>carries a child for a few episodes before giving birth to "someone elses baby"They wrote things to keep her in the series. Clever desu, my wife looked it up and told me she was actually preggo.
>>98852847troons are mentally ill so ofc their seethe makes no sense
>>98852850The fuck does this have to do with Garfield's card?
>>98852854>Malfoid is actually causing troons to meltdown and seethe uncontrollably>That makes no sense since they don't like Harry potterbut it does when you realize we're talking about the mentally ill
>>98852856I'm not sure what that has to do with my Garfield card.
>>98852848That was Major Kira, not Leeta. I can see how you'd mistake them though, all wrinkle noses have big booba and are built for sexo.
>>98852860should've been fatal push
>>98852847>>98852856>>98852850Troons hate cute things, heterosexuality, and reminders that they will never be women. She's also a racist pureblood supremacist. Malfoid is troon poison.
>>98852864It's swords because all of the cards in that lair were cards released in Alpha.
>>98852865
>>98852848yes kira's character was pregnant with keiko's kid but her actress was pregnant with bashir's
>>98852755>TQThrough the roof, unironically.
>>98852865Malfoid isn't any of those things. She dances around doing stupid zoomer anime dances (trooncoded), she dresses like a cliche white girl ethot (trooncoded), and she has no personality besides being Harry's girlfriend (trooncoded). That's what her fans portray her as and are drawn to. Female Draco has been a concept in the fandom since the first book and her personality kept in line with Malfoy's, which wasn't that of a thighhigh wearing quirk chungus girly girly zoomtroon wish fulfillment fantasy, like this new Malfoid meme is. No ladydudes are seething over Malfoid, she represents what they always envisioned themselves as being in the Harry Potter universe. They are two distinctly different fan creations with wildly different personalities, one of which (Malfoid) is designed to appeal to the pink and blue brigade.
>>98852884Bluesky is throwing a fit about it and troon youtubers are making hour+ video essays about how bad and evil malfoid is.
>>98852888I haven't seen anyone on bluesky care.
>>98852870>yes kira's character was pregnant with keiko's kid but her actress was pregnant with bashir'sThat's just the cover story. Everyone knows it was O'Brien's actor that was slinging sausage to every actress on set.
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>98852888>YouTubers are making overly long outrage videos about latest meme trend #39547383 for viewsWhoa!
>>98852892Ahh, I knew you were a bluesky troon who uses bluesky. They are still seething about how bad it made them look for kicking out yunayu.
>>98852899You will never be a woman.
Would you play her as your commander?
>>98852907I've seen enough. Give us UB Harry Potter, hasbro. Atleast 7 sets, one for each book. I am ready for total troon (mtg) death
>>98852654People grew up with HP before all the identity shit started. The majority of people are not informed about tranny issues, they're not for or against them, they simply don't care, or don't even know what is it about. They take their kids to the new HP movies, or show them the old ones because it's a cool thing they grew up with, or play the new games. It's not crazy to think it would be successful or liked>Maro would not allowMaro is a boomer nerd who only does the diversity song and dance because they told him it's good pr. He is actually a chud who made jokes about the dangers of dating black men and a real life woman being a slut. He would not care
>>98852755>tqZeroNiente NadaNull
>>98852884>she has no personality besides being Harry's girlfriendyou just know this anon is a stupid troon because he's unknowingly describing Ginny to a tee
>>98852919Maro would care because he's now a member of the woke cult and doesn't want to be excommunicated by his peers.However you are right in that he doesn't actually believe these things and if they paid him enough he'd happily shill UB Harry potter
>>98852919Big surprise the blatant shill marketing campaign spills over into the new thread too. Quite literally every post responding is programmed to go on a tangent about how anti woke all this shit is when I never explicitly said that was the problem. The problem is you faggots keep talking about this shit instead of EDH. When UB first started happening HP was barely mentioned as a possibility, and here we are suddenly all these random niggers pop out of the ground and start yelling about it in the last 3 months. So tired of this shilling bullshit.
>>98852930You can tell he's a troon because he wrote several paragraphs seething about Malfoid
>>98852787>>98852809>>98852884HOLY GASLIGHTING
Consider the following:
>>98852942Because UB Harry Potter will save and improve Magic the Gathering by causing all the troons and troon allies at Wotc to self purge themselves out of the game. UB Harry Potter will save MtG
>>98852942Neither did I say it needs to happen because it's anti woke. The point here is we thought it could never happen because wotc is woke and we're arguing that might not be the case>>98852932I don't know if he's friends with a lot of trannies, but yeah, it's surprising how many people repeat support as a mantra because it's the right thing to do but don't really care in the end
>>98852950How does Blood Moon work with this?
>>98852957Look how quickly they all went from saying they would never take Trump's dangerous rushed operation warpspeed covid vaccine only to become vax shills months later after Biden told them to take it, even going so far as to dehumanize everyone who didn't want to take it. Wokes are the biggest sheep on the planet. Social media is their holy dogma. Control social media and you control the wokes.
>>98852959burning earth still hurts because blood moon makes all lands nonbasic mountains
>>98852966*makes all nonbasics into nonbasic mountains*
>nonbasic mountain
>>98852957>>98852962>https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/830414446541291520/in-a-previous-answer-you-mentioned-that-six-sets-aMaro directly said they don't care about redditorsThough his words are always to be taken with a block of salt
>>98852959HNNNNGGGG
>>98852975Stomping ground is a nonbasic mountain
>>98852983It's a mountain forest though
Total Atraxa Death
>>98852975your nonbasic lands only tap for Red manathey're still nonbasic and do 1 damage to you if you tap them
>>98852985Still a nonbasic mountain
all lands are basic wastes
get rekt
Have you guys noticed the push to make gay sex phrases part of common vernacular? You even see it with Bearscape
>>98853004
>>98852989remichama does this fit your gate guardian
>>98853020sweeet
Would Reimu be monowhite?
Don't be afraid
>>98853029>unsheathes katana>casts HARUMAGEDON>refuses to elaborate>walks away
>>98853027Monowhite with flying and she can Teferi's herself
>>98853036zweihander flamberge gotta be the coolest swordI wish we had more cool swords like Embercleave and less paddles
>you shouldn't add good cards that will help your deck because uhhhhttps://youtu.be/owPWRYhY1VA
>>98853051>don't run sol ring>don't run cards that are good in your deckthis guys "advice" sounds an awful lot like "lose"
>>98853051>>98853067He's part of the elkfurry's pedo grooming circle so it's likely best to ignore him on principle
QRD on "elkfurry pedo grooming circle"?
EDH youtube is so fucking cancer
>>98853140There are no good mtg youtubers and there never will be.
>>98853140>Stax is okay when I play it
>>98853140rhystic will never be banned simply because it's a pricey card that wotc needs for reprint equity purposes you retarded lefty youtubers
>3 opponents are engaged in some absurd casting squabble with 6 spells and counterspells on the stackI can cast Grapeshot at the end right, and despite not being part of the action, I get 6 storm counters?
>>98853215IndeedAnd even better, storm is a triggered ability...Love me grapeshot, "tiro de uva" as we say in Spain
>>98853227Would this effectively double my Grapeshots, as I'd be copying the spell that granted copies?
You've heard of French Delay, but have you heard of French Mugging?
>>98853262Molestar means to annoy more than to mug
Sisters what am I supposed to do when the local chud plays a Terese Nielsen card and says tribal, then casts a totem?
>>98853259Yes and no, you can double your grapeshots, but you don't copy grapeshot, you copy the storm triggered ability>you cast grapeshot>storm triggered ability is put on the stack. This ability has to resolve for the 6 (or however many) copies of grapeshot to be created >hold priority, and before the storm triggered ability resolves, copy it with return the favor (this also is the window for your opponents to cast stifle so you don't get the copies)>the copied storm ability resolves, giving you 6 grapeshots>those 6 grapeshots resolve>the original storm ability resolves, giving you 6 grapeshots>those 6 grapeshots resolve>the original grapeshot resolves13 grapeshots in total
>>98853282Cast Blood Moon from your library and start a 4-hour argument
>>98853282A little blowie under the table tends to placate their ire (if you're not gross)
yo everyone is commuting or what I'm boredI'm wfh and this fucking docker container won't runtrying to build golgari self mill stuff and looking for a not-your-usual suspect commander
>>98853403Isn't Gitrog the way to go
>>98853403What if you build Sultai instead and flip your deck into the graveyard with that Liliana and Sidisi.
>>98853410Gitrog is cool but having ice till and a fetch sounds like a pain in the ass man shuffling 3+ times per turn>>98853413I have autism and I prefer 2 color decks
>open special guest eye of ugin>apparently zhulodok is also 50 bucksDo I still them to the lgs and buy board games or do I torture the players there with ultima duh first?
>>98853459Buy Hive with the expansions, it's so kino
>>98853140people like this are why commander is so fucking gay
>>98853050>I wish we had more cool swords like EmbercleaveBased frenNot actually a Sword, but Shuko might be my favourite Equipment When it comes to cool Swords thoughever, I do yearn for a Greatsword of Tyr, also Heirloom Blade, Neglected Heirloom and Blade of the Bloodchief are cool afWish there were more good Katana Equipments
2026blackblade reforged, I am forgotten
>>98853479Is that the one by the wingspan people?
>>98853505Very nice, but have you considered Shadowspear?
>>98853510Don't think soWingspan fucking sucks though, and it's really popularised this retarded "everyone is having a heckin wholesome fun time :)" BULLSHIT, instead of ruthlessly destroying your opponents, you're all just relaxing
>friends are busy>no biggie, I'll just play with randoms>go to LGS>get assigned to a pool of randoms>none of them want to talk, do politics, or anythingWhat the fuck is wrong with people?
>>98853533Fucking autism, politics is fun
>>98853533Really? That's weird, I'm a pretty awkward person but even I was laughing and politicking at the table. Maybe you just went into a hyper autistic LGS.
>>98852950based>>98851004moxfields not correct. with mono colored, and following standard deck building wisdom, blood moon doesnt negatively affect you that badly. if it does, you have learned a powerful lesson!>>98852895you can find these thiccc versions in bulk rare bins at LGS. I got the Caesar one for 50¢ two weeks ago>>98853533sounds like playing on Modo
A good strat I've found is instead of small beaning, admit your threats but quickly brush past those and heavily emphasise your opponents threat
>>98852896Duel Commander is objectively superior to 1v1v1v1
>>98853557
Is this dude any good? 4cmc for a tutor and a chunky flample seems pretty good.
>>98853571>4 mana>doesn't even do damageNOT IN MY DECK
So uh do I want to buy this secret lair atlanta box thing releasing in like 2 hours? Among some promo cards it has this mystery booster box in it If I ever want them later on they'll probably be even more expensive on the secondary market, no?
>>98853575>$250I'll just grab singles or buy from Chang.
>>98853575Be aware that 15 of the 20 cards per booster are literally useless chaff. This means the boosters only have 5 actual cards in them.>1 card of any rarity (aka chaff 99% of the time)>1 rare/mythic reprint (aka under 50 cents 99% of the time)>1 of the new mystery commanders, with a "generous" 4% chance of being foil>1 future sight card, as per the usual of these festival boxes>EXTREMELY rare chance of an Alchemy card that you can't use for anything because WOTC hates fun
>They removed foil commons and uncommonsI feel a little conflicted. I hated foils and would cut up the ones I got in packs because they pringled but I liked the fact I could get an all foil deck...theoretically
What's stopping you from building yourself a neat pauper commander deck? You could play in a world where every card doesn't need to do 4 things at once
>>98853603>>98853603>What's stopping you from building yourself a neat pauper commander deck?the format sucks and is degenerate
>>98853601>he lives in a swamp (or desert)Curling happens when your place doesn't match the humidity of the initial print. You can easily fix this by adjusting the humidity of the cards (usually a few packets or water in some tupperware) and then double sleeving the cards.
>>98853603>low power budget format >look inside >dual lands and $15 cards
>>98853558>duel commander ban list>sol ring is bannedthis has been debunked>>98853565what is this goofy ah still from
>>98853610I live in the driest state of the driest inhabited continent in the world. I can't be bothered doing shit like that for a junk foil common, it gets the scissors instead. My secret lair cards are double sleeved foils and they're all fine.
>>98853654Stop living in a desert and be normal.
>>98853603Pauper commander sucks donkey balls. There are no boardwipes and the only way to kill anyone ever is with combo.
>>98853603pauper has a strict meta and barely any room for varietyThe true format is "budget" T2>max 1 theme fitting tutor>max 150€ per deck (the less the better)>no gamechangers>minimal amount of expensive goodstuff to get the deck goingbeen following this philosophy since like 2 years now and game nights became actually fun again since everyone now went back to using fun pet cards
>>98853690Max 30€ might be fun. Hell so many cards are like 5 cents you could honestly play a sub 10 Euro deck. Then you'd actually see simple ass cards again for a change.
>>98853690Budget isn't perfect but holy crap is it probably the best and most flexible way to improve pods.
>>98853690>pauper has a strict meta and barely any room for variety>so i'm going to list criteria that every meta pauper edh deck meets>i totally expect variety with this
Crosis artifact shinanigans cleans up another table of value engine slopIts incredible how many players build their decks without considering they might lose their generals
>>98853603Not quite pauper but here's what I'm working on Oloro precon + a few cards I drafted + bulk I bought back in 2014I love dumpster diving through bulkStill a work in progress have a dozen more sets of bulk to scrounge throughhttps://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/noahsucks-alternate-dimension/
how come theres no card to put your commander directly into the YARD, like a commander ENTOMB??(pic rel)
>>98853726This sounds cool but where is the list? I love looking at piles of artifacts.
>>98853726hand ripping is ghey and makes red blue black look bad. a discard effect here or there is not bad but this as a commander would suck. and is a waste of the color potential (like most red blue black legendary creatures other than Thraximundar and Garza Zol. Nukusar is fun for dark group hug but I dont like playing him)
>>98853743just cast it and sac it retard.
>>98853749I'll upload it when I get homeIts basically just lots of ramp and drawA reanimation packageAnd a lattice package The deck only casts crosis if players get greedy on draws or if the game starts to stall, rarely wins with commander damage but it has happened
>the only people at the lgs who care about brackets play b4>start putting mld back in my casual decks>nobody seems to caresOh, so I was the only one who actually cared about b3Nice
>>98853782yes glad you got out into the real world and played some games >>98853761this is to cheat out high mana cost commanders if you have reanimate or similar in hand.
>>98853782b4 is in practical terms unsustainable with randoms and you can easily sneak in a cedh deck there no problem
Well that backfiredNote to self, put on the weakest player's creature, not the strongest
Which alternate wincons are actually fun and doable in Commander? My dream would be Barren Glory but it seems way too hard
>wife wants to bling out her cat deck's lands >anon all you have are these old lands with brown borders>babe you don't get it you see john avo...>I want full artsPost your favorite full art forests and plains
>>98853837I guess Epic Struggle can be kind of fun as an alternate wincon for a defender deck or something because those guys can't attack anyway.
>>98853837My favorite is assembling the whole "station" combo even though 2 of the pieces make the other two unnecessary
>>98853837>way too hardRector into this
Looking for feedback on my Phelddagrif deck. Built it with Soul Sisters in mind to fuel either Alluren or Intruder Alarm combos. Just not sure if I've gimped it by splitting between the two lines or if it's good enough considering they both rely on an enchantment so searching that gets either or. Also Saffi/Blasting Station because why not.https://moxfield.com/decks/iPkrROBhLkK13p58n1LKjw
>>98853876>Discarding your hand is part of the costYou gotta be at least a little bit of a madman to cast this.
>>98852755New player, how much ramp should you run in a Green deck? 10 different cards between land ramp,mana rocks, and creatures that produce mana is what I currently have but I think that could be too much
this seems like a no brainer awesome build but what do you actually do with it? anyone built anything with Kwia? I made a deck with it on MTGO last night and won, but it basically just becomes a Voltron deck. not that theres anything wrong with that but I was trying to think of a more creative use of it. life gain is good but its just to make lotuses, what to actually CAST that on? I didnt want to make a life gain deck though.
>>98853914It's green, if every single card doesn't have ramp built in then you're building at poverty levels of budget.
>>98853914Try to have 8-10 ramp sources that are 1-2 mana, this helps make sure you aren't just starting the game on T3 which is usually a terrible way to play. Then if you have things more than 5 mana you want to cast add 3-6 4 mana ramp spells like Explosive Vegetation.
>>98853914I run between 10 and 12 35 ish lands I don't count anything over 3cmc as ramp
>>98853923Genwave, Chord of Calling, Finale of Devastation. Just go find a draw engine and then you'll always have something to do with all that mana. Or a mana sink like Shalai or Ant Queen.
>>98853923If they have no lands and you have lotus petalsYou win
>>98853923>6cmc>triggers only once each turn>what can I do?Not much
>>98853937>35 ish landsthese are the people who whine about getting bad mulligans
>>98853963Wtf? NoMy mulligans are awesome, i get 3 lands and a ramp piece every opening hand
>>98853973I know how math works.
>>98853923B4 combo. it's easy to bounce kwia for infinite mana, then pick your favorite wincon.
>>98853575yes, drafting now will be the cheapest because of artificial scarcity
>>98853980Look up xerox deck and come back to meIf anything I cut down to 34/33 after the deck is properly turned
>>98853989How are you bouncing?
>>98853841looking through scryfall's fullart tag made me realize how quickly fullarts were reduced to ugly, quirk chungus slop for people who are afraid of sincerity
>>98853996when i look inside am i going to see real cantrips or am i going to find the most broken blue card selection in eternal
>>98853923>>98853962The Miku deck loves that dude.>guaranteed on your own turn>practically guaranteed on everyone else's turns thanks to Soul/Essence Warden>free 12 mana for just doing your usual thing>12 is conveniently the exact amount to nuke everyone with Finale (also included in the Miku deck)
>>98853998Lathiel
>>98852843>>98852842Masturbate prior to posting.
>>98854017woops wrong horse
>>98854012Does it matter? I get my land
why are most bounce to top deck spells so expensive to cast? I want to tuck and cuck someone who cracks a fetch
>>98854025because it's actually really efficient to deny someone a card draw
>>98854009This card would ruin limited
>>98854023Sounds like you need a token doubler or a cost reducer to make that go infiniteGuess its at least infinite life with a soul sister
>>98854033this card would ruin several formats, there are cards people run to fix infinite colorless into colored mana.
>>98854024"35 lands is good guys I just need the best cards ever printed"Yeah and in cedh there are sub 30 land counts. Doesn't mean anything for a deck where people are trying to cast 4+ mana bombs.
>>98854032That does sound strongHmm maybe I should give it another shot
>>98854047Yes anon, we have access to brainstorm in edhHave a melty
>>98854039Kwia, any soul sister effect, and emiel is infinite etb, ltb, and life. You can use heartstone or any doubler to make actually infinite mana or add other cards to benefit. Elemental bond/uprising draws cards, kodama of the west(?) lets you vomit your hand onto the table, three tree scribe for counters, etc.
>>98854065Honestly seems pretty fairCool deck
>>98854032>>98854050then why have I never seen one play 'em?
>>98854056You're carried.
>>98854070same reason players attack someone "for having the most health" but not "having the most cards"
>Blatant avatarfagging and off-topic troon nonsenseBe better guys
>>98854072Not my fault you didn't draft conspiracy 1 enough
Brewing a deck entirely around rolling dice or tossing coins, which is more fun?
>>98854139You don't want that. You think you do, but you don't.
>>98854155But, fun...
>>98854139You're going to torture everyone (including yourself) with 30 minute turns.
>copying Ardent elementalist with Jaxis to bring back Incarnation technique each turn>keep looping Kardur and Archon of cruelty and Valgavoth with demonstrate technique and a sac outlet>no one can attack me or keep creatures on the field or cards in hand and I keep casting their shitwhat a game lads. This is why you pack gy hate. Love this little fucker
>>98853533It happens, but so does the opposite -walked up to some random guys in a LGS to pod up, great games with banter, and still keep in contact via groupchat/ spell table for FNM. Its a gamble anon
>>98854139You are probably going to need to dip into bothI don't think the support is there, there was a secret lair some dipshit from the RC got his whole deck up on there and it was coin flip themed
>>98853571Great in mono red
>>98853575I ended up buying one, apparently like a minute after my order went through it was sold outKinda crazy that this shit is 290 Euros
>>98854139if you don't automate or shortcut this process in any way please kill yourself first.
Are ogres a good gruul tribal?
>>98854033>>98854043Fine! It gets the friggin' tap symbol. I'll get away with this one day!
>>98854276yeah this is better
>>98854250now they are
>>98854250There's enough ogres, but enough good ones, probably not. They aren't a super well supported tribe
>>98854296a janky tribe, even?
>>98854250>You will never play an Inuyasha Voltron Deck >"Best I can do is Avatar, the Last Airbender"It's not fair, bros..
>they're not running THE tribeI bet you don't even have a sliver deck.
Does the eater eat only things printed on the card, or non-aura effects granted as well?
>>98854347You didn't even post the hideous future sight frame First Sliver you are clearly not a true sliver fan.
What are some "weird" legendary lords? Not elf slop, and not just "dudes get +1/+1." Strange tribes with strange effects.
>>98854349>as long as a card exiled with it hasIts pretty clear anon.
>>98854357Prolly just best as boring reanimator but phyrexian keyword soup guy is neat.
>>98854346demo...https://youtu.be/CT4wNWn1Wqw
>>98854347I do
>>98854524Le quirky reddit card
>>98852942I think it's just a schizo that wants to post his waifu in every thread. No different from avatarfags.
>>98854528If only there was a way to deal with off-topic shitposting and avatarfagging
>remove most of the banlist>bring back the old tuck rule>bring back the old legendary rule>ban UB by defaultThere. I fixed the format.
>bring my cute and funny gix deck to pod>get my ass ripped open by black aristocrats goodstuffby new guy who upgraded his deck over night because he doesn't understand we are playing low powerit's all so gay and lame because he plays so slow that we can only play one game per night
>>98854349sick
this was revealed to me in a dream
>>98854528>>98852942This is what happens you even you give any fag an even inch
>>98854585wow thanks for ruining it
>>98854558>grr I don't want new people to join my hobbyHave you tried just talking to him to make him learn
>>98854585>Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random orderMY SIDES
>>98854548Id give it a shot but canlander sucks and lets you play power 9 so idk
As an ultra noob... I'm having a bit of trouble shuffling my double sleeved deck. It's a really tall stack of cards, how do you guys do it? I could single sleeve to get down in stack size a bit I guess but eh
>>98854631You just get used to it, eventually the air in the sleeves get pushed out and its settles.
>>98854631Don't try to shuffle like you usually would. It won't work. You need a table.Stand the deck upright between both hands while resting it on that table, squeezing the deck together. Then you remove one random end held with one hand and grasp the rest with the other so it doesn't fall apart. Then squeeze the removed end into the pile. (Slightly remove pressure to make it easier.)Other than that: Watch a video and practice.
>>98854631ive never double sleeved anything
>>98854631Post list?
So did anyone here actually manage to get a festival in a box
>>98854721Nope. I was thinking of doing a proxy order to get my favorite land arts anyways. Just wanted the box to draft with friends but I guess a marketing major didn't want my money, lol.
>>98854721I got one
>>98854631Put it tight in a deck box or the classic "under an encyclopedia or two" for a while to press the air out. Don't smash it parallel, let the corners of one half hit the long edge of the other, then straighten (this probably doesn't make much sense)Don't lift both halves, put one on the table and position it with one hand and smash together.Yugioh (anime) shuffle. Half the deck, shuffle each side, cut it together, repeat a few times.
>>98853935Ok 8-10 and I think I prefer land ramp because people destroy artifacts and creatures a lot. Im running 40 lands, and my ramp is Birds of Paradise, Utopia Tree, Rampant Growth, Khalni Heart Expedition, Farseek, Cultivate, Vine Trellis, Arcane Signet and Kodamas Reach
>>98853935>>98854808Got some Ramp for a Mardu nigger?
>>98854850SignetsTalismans MyrDiamonds Dark ritualGenerator Servant
>>98854721Got myself 2 boxes.
>>98854879If it's brown, flush it down.
>>98854879Would unironically smash the hell out of the brown girl.She's a freak into tentacle shit.
>>98854870Got:>Arcane Signet>Boros Signet>Legion's Landing >Mardu Banner
>>98854895where's your tentacle?
>>98854897Well only 3 of those are ramp and only 2 are worth playingGo to your lgs and find the bulk labeled "commander masters" Would you also like instructions on how to wipe your own ass?
>>98854908I'd say in my pants, but I can't back that up its average. Pretty long tongue though and I'd wear a tentacle strap on if she got be off with a blowjob first.
I know he sees (or saw) CEDH play, but is he viable as a B3 commander?
>>98854960>"Hey guys is omniscience in command zone healthy?"no, you have to be retarded to think otherwise. shut up. go play in bracket 4.
>>98854879neither of these titcows play mtg.
>>98854960Yeah it's fine, strong but fine
>>98854971But anon, he still has to pay for the generic mana!
>>98854991thats right. they play commander.
>>98855005BULGARIA!
>>98854879>We could have these kinds of women here, but the content we post would instantly scare them away
>>98855017
>>98855017we can't have that kind of woman at an lgs, much less on here. they'd show up, get flirted with by a bald obese brown guy in his 50s, and turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>98855017>Reverse search the girls>Find the right's tits in 2 seconds.I doubt some goblin tits or fem-draco spam would make them recoil in terror.
>>98855017>be me>start running a dnd game in the local mall LGS>people like it>suddenly have 15 players show up each wednesday >the bitches start getting curious because of the crowd>they lurk one week>show up to play the next two weeks>get a lot of attention>then as soon as the game isn't about them they leave>never come backThat's the thing with bitches, appreciate when they are around but never expect them to stay unless it's your bitch but that's a different thing altogether
>>98855036I've got two stores near me, and they each have their own distinct populations.>store #1 is in a mall, well lit, family friendly, kids come for commander, etc>store #2 is basically a cave, no windows, sweatlords with anime mats, clearly haven't showered in ages, etcThe staff at both stores are great, and #2 has basically every card you can think of, while #1 has only a tiny selection. #2 keeps a literal pile of duals for sale.
>>98854879Edgar is just not respectable, would only play with the one running Kozilek.
>>98854991There's a lot of hotties "into magic" for the nerd cash.
>>98855113>willingly has the hairstyle of my 60 year old mother>tits are just as saggyWew
>>98855017what would you see posted to not scare them anon?
>>98853743>joe gooner
>>98853999what did he mean by this
>>98855017Like what, all those posts about how much we love cute looking women in magic and lament wotc for puahing uggos in ugly clothes? Yes I'm sure a bunch of gigastaceys would HATE talking about Avacyn's dress with us.
>>98855017Sorry imaginary women.
Can Nine-Fingers Keene actually make an interesting gates deck, or am I just delusional? I really like the idea of gate synergy in a pod that doesn't run proper permanent removal, but then you look at the average deck list and it's just landfall but a little wacky
>>98855406There is no commander that makes an interesting gates deck because gates are boring as fuck. All you do is count to ten and then win the game.
>>98855446you can build a gates deck without maze's end
>>98855406Given she cares about lands, the landfall is understandable, especially when you get enough of them. There's just enough gates to have a little leeway, though I wish she was in red instead of black for better gate synergies, even if that would lower the amount of gates that could be in the deck.If you manage to ensure she gets in enough (along with Glaive of the Guildpact and/or other options), she has a way to close games out more quickly than the waiting game of landfall triggers. Which is, of course, not even counting Maze's End. Given her ward cost, a table that already doesn't use enough removal is definitely going to be leery of using it against her even if they have it in hand. I've definitely won through commander damage before even drawing Maze's End.
Watch out anon! The Boros Retard is swinging his Commander at you! How will you stop him?
this critter is kinda good in a reanimator deck with a high density of 8-10 mana value bombspost underrated cards
>>98855507not give a shit until its the final lethal swing and then fog
>>98855507Block with a 1/1 gnome.
>>98855446Counter offer: count to 7 and lose the game
>>98855507I take the damage and perish immediately in the LGS
>>98855507One letter: N
>>98855507Stop?
>>98855538Man, art is so ugly these days
>>98855545>artIs that on the list?
>>98855349I'd rather imaginary green women anyway.
>>98855547NoPhilippinos are based>the stupid color palette>expressionless face>horn coming out of his forehead>looks squished for no reasonAlso creators only fuck with eyes like that to get out of drawing them>muh setting thoughDon't care
>>98855572Don't forget the retarded haircut
>>98855572>philippino? brown is brown is brown.
>>98855507I block with one of my lesser useful creatures and ping the entire table drawing everyones (unmerited) ire, which leads straight into me losing from getting gangraped.
>>98853923Here's how I built here.Like anons are saying you just want incidental life gain, soul sisters, and tokens.>>98854023 is in the mail for me and as said when ive tested, infinite life infinite etbs. It's easy to abuse both of those. You also get access to the Vizier of Remedies combos which all work well within the deck for finks and altar of brood/dementia and your other balogna
>>98855591Any card that's part of an infinite combo should instantly mark you for death, and he's part of like fifty.
>>98855572>the stupid color paletteThat's the color palate for the WB school in Strixhaven.>expressionless faceHe's being mind-controlled>horn coming out of his foreheadThat's the waves of magic controlling him>looks squished for no reasonLiterally a different angle/perceptionIt's like you're not even trying.
>>98855612He's not mind controlledHe's doing the controllingLook at the direction of the wispy shitPoint still stands
>>98855637No, the note is the source of the controlling magic, that's why it's the focus of the art, not that you would understand that.
>>98855596>Safewright QuestNow this I can get behind. Fun list.
>>98855657I can see your perspective but don't think its very clear either way
>>98855596>>98854023Lifegain on etb + blink dog + whitemane lion/two rescue creatures is also infinite mana
>>98855605What if he's just a silly little guy that always comes back?>>98855674Fuck I forgot to get a new Blinkdog that thing is disgusting, adding to the list
>>98855605Any card can be part of an infinite combo
Shit pile 5ArtifactWhen this enters lose the gameInfinite combo with this
>>98855719
>>98855737Which card does that?
>>98855017Foids have nothing interesting to say
>>98855017Good. Women deserve less.
>>98855017>He thinks any attractive woman who plays magic is sitting on 4chan most of the day arguing about bans and the sale rates of UB vs UW instead of just going to the LGS to have men shower them with attention while they play badly before going home to shower the stink off and then fuck tyrone who doesn't even know what magic is
>>98855760Phage does that if you squint.
>>98855737>have Exquisite Blood and Sanguine Bond anywhere but in exile.>have >>98855107 on the field.>generate 13BBBBBB somehow.>cast Doomsday.>play "Shit Pile">Draw cards mentioned above.>Guaranteed to get infinite combo pieces. Exquisite Blood and Sanguine Bond + some source of lifegain.>Cast Both.>Gain life in any way.>Infinite combo achieved with "Shit Pile"
>>98855833>lose on etbThanks for playing
>>98855847The lose the game would be replaced with Lich's Mirror reset, Which due to previous Doomsday would guarantee 7 cards (and 20 Life).
So... who is getting banned 1st?
>>98855988I don't really see how either of these interact in such a way either of these would need to be banned.
>>98853706Not really.
>>98853782Moist established players don't care about bracket shit.
>>98854139Coins have far more support.
>>98855864>5 cards in library>draw 7>loseInfinite, but not a win
>>98855988I see the combo. Dunno if it's ban worthy, but the amount of unfair bullshit it can cheat out is scary.
>>98855988Seems fun but not ban worthyThough I'll hold my final thoughts until I play against it
>>98853571nah, tutor at 4 mana is way too slow
>>98852942I'd say something against it but I don't feel like getting banned.
>>98853571He's incredible in decks that actually try to pressure with creatures My jund list loved getting this upgrade, most of the time i go for worldgorger and hope to entomb him, or force the entomb by playing a crapload of symmetrical discard
>>98854631What are you running that you feel you need to double-sleeve?I never understood double sleeving honestly; like, the first layer gets you away from the cardboard-on-cardboard contact and just means a smooth plastic surface pushes gently on cards as you shuffle, that should already be zero wear on the cards
>>98854960Is it MLD? No? Then yes, it is fine.
>>98855997T1, Island > do whatever you want T2, Forest > Do whatever you want T3, Island > , wait .> End of Opponents Turn, Cast Jace, Jace Token 8LT4 Kasmina. -8 Jace Token (It dies), Search your library and play any Blue or Green Sorcery for free. Play Mnemonic Deluge. Copy Machinations. new Jace Token 24L. From here on. you can cast whatever you want.Example. (Still T4) -8 > Time Stretch, Get 2 turn. Pass T5 > -8 > Enter the Infinite, Draw your whole deck except 1 card T6 > Draw your last Card > Play Oracle (You will have it, you drew your whole library), Win the game. No, this is not Xmas, cause you only need 3 lands, Kasmina and Jace's Machinations.If you Ramp on T1, you can do it T3. You WANT To make it Xmas? T0, Leyline of the Guildpact, Now you can fetch and play any Instant or Sorcery that has a color
>utterly rapes every token deck>Less than a 1% inclusion
>>98856132Why run this, when you could just win
>>98856132>every token deck>Enchantments >Against Green
>>98856041Lich's Mirror shuffles itself, the graveyard, your hand and all other permanents back. If you have exactly one extra card anywhere but exile, you end up with exactly seven, which you draw immediately guarteeing your hand. Yes I know this is cumbersome bullshit.
>>98856136kek
>>98856132It'll halt a wide board but that's merely one type of deck.
>>98856132silver bullets typically aren't worth it, yeah. especially when blue bounce spells destroy tokens just as well while also doing something against singleton threats. at least white's version has more justification for itself.
>>98856185Stops treasures tho
What's your favourite commander and why?For me, it has to go to Tayam for a whole list of reasons:>counter removal and any-counters-matter in the command zoneAny rare effect that makes you drastically re-evaluate the value of cards makes for a great commander.Tayam wants expensive cards like Moonshadow, sure, but she's gonna be right alongside bulk like Slumbering Trudge, Creakwood Safewright, and Baloth Prime in the category of "cheap big creatures that also fuel the mill".Hell, even Trade Caravan is a pretty good turn 1 drop for Tayam. Gives either counters or mana for Tayam's ability, depending on what's needed. Very hard to stall out with an early Trade Caravan.IMO an interesting commander needs to turn some bad cards good. It's why Edgar Markov and Ur-Dragon are so lame, you just build a generic typal deck full of best-in-slot cards and the commander makes it stronger.>brings in permanents at instant speedTayam somewhat leans green due to the mana/counter demands, and my main issue with playing green is that it pushes you into not holding up mana and doing everything at sorcery speed, which makes play feel less interactive.Not Tayam: You can hold up 3 mana for a response, and if you end up not using it, you can just bring in something else.>gives great card selection with how much mill there isAgain, makes for more interactive play.>can recur any permanent type, doesn't dictate anything about deckbuilding besides "have lots of counters, mana, and three-drops"Same reason I love Roxanne as well, you see all kinds of styles of Tayam decks.Landfall Tayam, Elf Tayam, Enchantress Tayam, Aristocrats Tayam, Lifegain Tayam, they're all viable.'course, Tayam will always be known for the cEDH combo decks that beeline for Devoted Druid.
>>98856132Why run this when you could just wipe the board?
My first batxh of slivers has arrived
>>98856078This is why b3 is best played when infinites and altwincons like thoracle and coalition victory are limited to t7 (allowing everyone to have at least a t6)
>>98853749I take it back this is one of the worst damn decks I've ever consistently won withThere's basically no instants so torrential gearhulk should whiff but it doesn'tI'm playing walkers and the immortal sunI cut notion thief and some of the reanimation cards for some reasonIt probably says more about the pilots in my pod than anything
>>98856078>No, this is not Xmas, cause you only need 3 lands, Kasmina and Jace's Machinations.lol
>>98856346>Why are you booing me, Im not wrong.png
>>98856317>okay guys, we can all agree no one is allowed to win before turn 7, right? Good.Holy fuck you're gay.
>>98856355I mean, aint that why Commander was split into power levels?
>>98856355>i combo off early 10% of the time so that's fair and casual>but you combo off early 11% of the time so that's sweaty and cedh>being autistic on what 'consistent' even means is obv much better than setting turn limitsYou are a midwit and mentally disabled
>>98856366only faggots play commander, edh is for chads who play in 8 man groups, we do not do pods, we do not do brackets or levels or "competitive" it's a game meant to take up an evening drinking with buddies.
>>98856355I get to kill you t3 btw
>>98856376
>>98856351Lmao
>>98856375>it's a game meant to take up an evening drinking with buddies.Cool, here's my icebreakerIt's a cool party trick of mine actually
Why haven't you invested in this EDH staple before the price spikes?
>>98856384Right i left something off my faggot list:anything made specifically for "commander" by wizards/hasbro, particularly anything released post new phyrexia.
>>98856389And for my next trick, cromat with ermit druid combo...
>>98856391Great, we all shuffle up again immediately, and when you get sick and tired of shuffling you go back and make a fun deck because I already said competitive tryhard shit is for faggots.The guys get together to kill an evening, wether its with edh, blood bowl, or whatever, if you're going to be That Guy about it, you won't be one of the guys.there is no session zero or any other nuage faggy bullshit, everyone self-polices on the idea of fun instead of spending a fuckton of money trying to "win"
>>98856389So based
>>98856400>winning doesnt matter edh is a party game!>is still salty that i get all the 'irrelevant' winsLol every time
>>98856391Niche deck that killed itself more than anythingYou never played in the era
>>98856410>Niche deck that killed itself more than anythingThanks for proving it's a casual party deck :)
Post the commander you're building right now or else
>>98856407no, the group gets "salty" if you waste everyones time forcing the game to restart again and again and again because you need to flex your netdecking and life savings in the act of missing the point of friends getting together for an evening.
>>98856366It was split into brackets for no real good reason. An attempt to fix what wasn't broke.
>>98856414YesYou are a retard, glad we can agree
>>98856376>voltron should be banned outside of bracket 4Sounds retarded. You're not winning that game with voltron on turn 3.
>>98856425>life savingsPrinter go brrrAnd do please define 'fun', what does that even mean? Try not to be an authoritarian nerd that just wants to have his way lol
>stores don't stock glossy dragon shields anymore>matte should be fine>hoooooooly fuuuuuuck this suuucks
>>98856431oh something definitely broke, but it wasn't the format, it was the lack of gatekeeping spurred on by the company being acquired by mindless profiteers.we've got capeshit fanboys, mlp furfags, videogame losers and even straight up normies shitting up the game.
>>98856438>voltron should be banned outside of bracket 4Who the hell even insinuated that?You're having a hard time tonight
>>98856434>yes cromat hermit druid deck is a fun deck fit for casualsI accept your concession
>>98856441there's nothing wrong with acquiring cards through a print service rather than buying the "official" cardboard crack, but there is something wrong with trying to make something that goes infinite on turn 1 in a casual fan format.You don't need me to tell you what is meant by fun, you know exactly what it means, you're just being a pedantic bitch.
>>98856446Why did you say "I kill you on t3" to that post? Can you explain your thought process or was it a shitpost? What made you decide to make that reply?
>>98856443Gatekeeping is impossible for consumers and retarded for a business. If you want to gatekeep then stand outside your LGS with a baseball bat.
I make it my life's goal to not play with bracket fags who cry about fun and hand wring about le stomping (which is really just "I lost.")
>>98856448Literally my point you dumb fuck
>>98856452>okay guys, we can all agree no one is allowed to win before turn 7, right? Good.>actually that's only for infinites and altwincons, fair and telegraphed plays like using the combat step is fine>aaaaiiiiieee why u saying voltron should be banned below b4?!
>>98856457>LGSOof, there's got to be something wrong with you as a person if that is still your requisite method of getting a game.if you're not utterly despicable, you've already got friends to play with and one or all of you host in your own home(s) for each other.the LGS has been superfluous since the end fo the 90's, we grew up AND got the internet at home, so we now have our own private spaces to play in without asking mommy and daddy if our friends can come over, and we can meet people outside of a store when the situation is something like "just moved to a new city".This is why the LGS has become hyper predatory with making a profit and why they all started catering to idpol, their organic purpose expired.
>>98856451>policing infinites to t7 is dumb>but there is something wrong with trying to make something that goes infinite on turn 1 in a casual fan formatYou are so dumb roru rumao
>>98856467>I play in my basement with my three friendsThis is not a flex.
Ah the dont-know-dick-about-shit patrol is out againSee you guys next thread
>>98856468Since you can't discern the subtle difference, the first is anon putting forward a session 0 set of rules.the second is people with friends who police themselves in deckbuilding because the idea of getting with your friends for an evening of play isn't to try and stomp everyone in five minutes so you all have to pack up and leave right away.Yes, it is a subtle distinction.
>>98856474So i can just run boardwipe.dec right? No one's winning or losing immediately with that, the game might even take an hour so it must be fun!
>>98856481That's how you actually play then, right? you're not just being a pedantic faggot who thinks he's smart?
>>98856489>fuck i have no counterargument>...uh, you must be a pedantic faggot!I accept your seething concessionYou're nothing more than this>>98856472that another anon so eloquently described, forever stuck in a bubble but must give hot takes regardless
>>98856498Okay, so you're just going to pretend to not understand, to make discourse impossible, because that's what it takes for you to feel smug.
>put in type line instant>put in type line sorcery >choose colour >zero results What am I doing wrong in scryfall?
>>98856509All this seething and u still havent defined 'fun' that doesnt just devolve into people playing in their own little groups led bt some authoritarian nerd who everyone follows with their own special rules like unlimited mulligans, par for the course for basement dwellers
>>98856520Most cards cannot be both an instant and a sorcery at the same time (except split cards). Try (replace 'u' with whatever colors you want):(t:instant or t:sorcery) c:u
>combat commander>doesn't have hasteinto the garbage
Lightning Bolt II RInstant Sorcery3 damage to any target
A Broken Craw Wurm That WotC Will Never Print4GGCreature - WurmTrample, Deathtouch6/4
>>98856549bear chads get in here
Did you know, traditional wooden catapult is actually a futuristic cat mech?I didn't. Anyway, a goblin getting shot put of a shitty slapdash canon is funnier to me. Probably train a lora for catapults and trebuchets on my next day off.
just gonna put it out there that i havent seen a single tifa player with a bmi below 30
>>98856559why is she a nazi
Thoughts?
>>98856571Really dumb and trying top hard go be quirky and original while being very unoriginal.
>>98856571Neat.
>>98856567Goblins are the master race, duh.
>>98856571I appreciate that it has huge synergy with some awful cards, commanders like that are always funSun Droplet is probably the best card you can possibly hit for this commander, better than Sol Ring even: For just 2 mana, if you take some damage, once your commander comes down you're producing an angel on every player's turn.
>>98854009Way too strong. Too repeatable, too much damage.Would probably be more appropriate, funnier, and more balanced if you made it the bomb mask and had the creature do damage to itself as well
>>98856571the mana cost would probably have to be {G/W}{G/W}{W}{W/B}{W/B}, but we've never seen a wedge version of that and especially not centered on one of the ally colors.that's fineprobably "Sacrifice any number of creatures: Return target creature card with mana cost X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the total " etc. alternately, it could possibly be "Sacrifice any number of creatures with total toughness X: " either way, it definitely needs the 'cost: effect' templating. also probably 'any number of OTHER creatures' to ensure you have to at least jump through one hoop.they let you do retarded things for CCCCC, but this fuels itself a bit too well already.
>>98856579You sound severely depressed Anon.
>>98856571every. single. time. custom card makers are retards who don't even understand the basics of how cards work.
>>98856571I suggest changing it from "only during your turn" to "only as a sorcery" so you can't sac the tokens as soon as you make them. Maybe change making the token to just be your endstep and not on every one too.
>>98856643I'm just trying to fit in.
>>98856643>Asks for thoughts>Be asshurt by thoughts
Every single custom card is legendary, has at least two keywords, has at least two split pips, has 4+ toughness, and has a paragraph where the author doesn't know the difference between triggered and activated abilities or timing restrictions. It's because if these retards had a better grasp of the game they'd be able to find an existing card that scratches whatever little autistic itch it is they're aiming for. Custom card creation is the natural extension of the JUST LET ME DO MY THINGGGGGGGGGG crowd, they have zero interest in engaging with the game as it is. This whole game is just their little theater stage and we're their captive audience. When you bust this fridge drawing out in a pod and ask about rule zero I am going to tell you no. I am going to point out how your needs day zero erratas to make sense. I'm going to immediately identify what combos it can trivially perform. I'm going to compare it to asking if I could arbitrarily pretend that my commander costs 2 mana less, because I "just thought it would be cool if it did".
>>98856687I don't think any card does this.I also know its shit and won't ever even attempt to use it.
>>98856651 >>98856661 >>98856687 see >>98856643
>>98856661>be a prick>get called out>get upset for being a prick
>>98856687i get your point anon but i just like to post my custom card for an objectively shit internet show that i still like as a guilty pleasure because a lot can be forgiven if it has cute girls
>>98856707>Wah! Only suck my dick, don't tell me it's bad!
>>98856711>Please stop calling me a prick. You need to thank me for my behavior.Prickity prick.
>>98856699You just made your special snowflake version of Starke.
>>98856713Damn. When you're right you're right.
>>98856709>because a lot can be forgiven if it has cute girlsI have no respect for this mentality.
>>98856712>He says whining and throwing a tantrum because he can't accept people didn't tell him how amazing he is, on 4chsn of all places.Go back to plebbit.
>>98856711>your card you asked for opinions on is bad!>neat. how so I can make corrections?>IT JUST FUCKING IS READ THIS COPY PASTA YOU FUCKING RETARD HOW DARE YOU TRY TO DO ANYTHING BUT PISS AND SHIT AND DILATE ALL OVER THE THREAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE KILL YOURSELF PEDO KILL YOURSELF TRANNY THIS ISN'T THE POINT OF THE THREAD WE AREN'T HERE TO BOUNCE IDEAS AROUND OR POST DECKS OR HAVE FUN THAT'S NOT WHAT INTERNET FORUMS ARE FOR YOU FUCKING FREAK YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT DIE DIE DIE I FUCKING HATE YOU TOURISTS I HOPE EVERYONE GETS CANCER FUCK YOU
>>98856720>IF YOU WON'T THANK ME THEN LEAVEIf you're going to be a prick then you can accept the consequences.Prick.
>>98856724>>98856720Keep shitting your diaper. People clearly agree with me.
looks like another great day not to read /edhg/
>>98856730channer showing that he is a hive mind only interested in having popular opinions with retards
>>98856731you read this part
>>98856731Honestly I wish we had IDs. It would do a lot to make this thread better if we could more easily filter out the seething polfag.
>>98856732>No! No! It's good you're all just idiotsClassic plebbit stuff.
>>98856731Its just the standard "waiting for a new thread so might as well shitpost" phase
>>98856687hey im filling out my warcraft set with a bunch of regular dudes too
>>98856718you must be misunderstandingwhen i say 'cute girls' i also mean they also act like the mentally child-like beings they actually arehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ma3pxJ-F8-Mhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ma3pxJ-F8-Mhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ma3pxJ-F8-M
>>98856744which lasts 12+ hours because you all refuse to make a thread until page 11
>>98856750No one is stopping you from making a new one.
>>98856745you're alright
>>98856750There's no reason to make a new general on page 4 dude. Doesn't excuse the shitposting either.
>>98856761And yet every other general on every other board does it.
>>98856761>There's no reason to make a new general on page 4 dude.The reason is that I am not posting anything to start a discussion once we hit bump limit. People shitpost because they are waiting for the new thread so they can actually start a conversation or ask a question without it vanishing in an hour.
>>98856766>Responds again instead of just making the thing he wants.Miss me with more of you shitposting.
Why do they sac? You're reducing your board state against 3 opponents to hurt the hand of 1 opponent
>>98856766Why do you keep trying to find refuge in how other anons act to excuse your retarded behavior?
>>98856781>Why do they pay the one? They're only slowing their gameplan down against 3 opponents to hurt the hand of 1 opponent?Draw is the most powerful thing you can do in this game, if you can stop someone from doing it, you always should. Otherwise they can and will steam roll ahead of you.
>budget deck I want to build is valued literally at around 25 bucks>local card shop doesn't have all the cards>ordering it online would be near 80 bucks with shipping
>>98856781idk im just seeing how it plays out. maybe it's sandbagging.
Rules question: If I have the 6th Doctor out and play a Machine Gods Effigy that gets copied by his ability does the copy keep the 'is not legendary' part even after entering and becoming a copy of something? As in could I have the non-legendary copy enter as a copy of The Doctor and then have the non-copy version of it enter as another copy of the non-legendary Machine Gods Effigy copy? Im leaning toward no but I couldnt find a solid answer since its a bitch to phrase properly.
>>98856709>>98856699>>98856571>>98856559Kill yourself
>>98856828No.
>>98856828Do you think this will ever work?
>>98856828 see >>98856643 >>98856724
>>98856781absolutely disgusting with earthbending
>>98856810I think it does actually work that way.
>>98856828No, now tell me what card to use this for
>>98856866Goblin sharpshooter?
>>98856868Have one of those already.
>>98856866She's going to catch a chill. I like the idea of a card with a stun counter, since it's going to take her a minute or two to get out of that silly situation.
>>98856866Goblin Assassin
>>98856873I'll look for any stun cards that look like they'll fit well on scryfall, if not I'll just go with this>>98856876
>>98856881
>>98856896That or impede momentum
>>98856687I really hope you didn't think you were smart while you were typing out all this retarded shit. Fuckin lmao
>>98855719>>98855737>>98855739Off the top of my head>omniscience>firebrand archer>panharmonicon>cast shit pile/time stop>hold priority>venser shaper savant>venser etb x2 bounce venser bounce shit pile/time stop>repeatGive me a harder one
>>98856687don't.... piss me off...
>>98857018
>>98857018Swords to plowshares
>>98857018Why does he do 0 commander damage?
>>98857048when he attacks he fights instead and does no combat damage because he's removed from combat, why it says commander I don't know
>>98857018holy based
>>98857018>NO YOU CAN'T USE UB OR CUSTOM CARDS AT THIS TABL-ACK!!
reminder that vic mignogna did nothing wrong
>>98857098Z Broly himself did nothing wrong>Lets you have it your way>Gives you presents>Ends misery>Always laughingHe was just a swell guy.
>Custom card makers be like
>>98857106me on the leftunsheathes katana....
>>98857106Literally me.
>WotC retroactively decided all the MBC cards are acorn stamped because retards were mad about RulebreakerXDDDDD
>>98857115They're not legal because they are "out yet"
>>98857115mb3 will be legal on november 13 good sir
Bros I've found a significant flaw with my burn additive deck, it's that without the enhancers, it doesn't do enough damage, but to get the full effect with the enhancers out, it'll take too long
>>98857159>>98857159>>98857159Transport yourselves to the new thread ensigns.
>>98856388Hmmm
>>98856467>you've already got friends to play with and one or all of you host in your own homeI don't because they all got Trump brainrot in 2015 or trooned out and became incapable of spouting cultural-marxist agitprop
