Should the "horny bard" be successful with women or more of a Johnny Bravo type of character?
>>98855971He can pick up any chick he wants if he's actually trying, but he's usually more interested in being entertaining than getting laid so he leans into the Johnny Bravo bit
>IrlIf your DM and party is okay with that, yeah. Pray your rolls are good>In the fantasy setting itselfVery successful with women.
>>98855971Johnny Bravo was canonically successful with women. The creator himself said we just watch the rejections because they're funnier and a volcano spat him out because he wasn't a virgin.
>>98855971
>puckee thread
>>98855971Really hard for someone to have a high charisma stat and not be successful with women, since the stat is tied to how likeable you are as a person. Also, women naturally like musicians, or at least those with any level of success. Name one musician who regularly gets decent audience sizes at their shows, who is an incel.
>>98855971he should be raped by a dragon
>>98855971Sloppy OP image.
>>98855971Bards have massive unrealized potential as sociopathic abusers, rapists and human traffickers.
>>98855971He should work on his art
>>98856171Why would you want your fantasy to resemble real life so much?
>>98856171"I'm tired of saving the world from a vampire king that wants to bring about eternal night or a lich that wants phenomenal cosmic powers or whatever, I just want a simple campaign about overthrowing an evil bard who controls the theaters and printing presses and manipulates the public into being mindless puppets dancing to his tunes"
>>98856050Well la dee da Mr. Pays-Attention-to-Source-Material! You saved me from saying it though.Speaking of which, I think bards should be like canon Johnny Bravo. Very successful, but we don't see that because it's not entertaining or exceptional. We don't watch them actually picking up women because we can all just assume that during downtime they get women that scale in quality and number with the bard's level/charisma.
>>98856408Hey now, there's no reason for antisemitism.
>>98856065lol
This is what a bard should be like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
Do bards have to be horny all the time? Cant one be like an autistically virtuoso musician who only cares about his music and is too autistic for social anything? I feel like those kinds of musicians dont sleep around too much
>>98856995Based on how sexual attraction has been explained to me, yes, it's something people afflicted with it can't turn off, and it constantly scratches at the walls of their mind whenever it has the slightest excuse to.You absolutely could have a non-horny bard who's focused on his work and is frankly kind of annoyed by the medieval undergarments his obsessive fans hurl at him.
>>98855971As so many people had said. Johnny Bravo is often very successful in getting chicks just we only see when he fails cause the creator thinks it more funnier to watch than him smashing.
>>98855971>puckee aka redditor pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1mu1m14/artcomm_braggett_hathewaye_the_songsparrow_bard/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/aTP0SGus7wzoh2BCsP7MpA/>posted 26 times since August 2025
>>98857131Nice!
>>98857806Man, imagine paying a human being actual money for something that looks like default settings AI art
>>98856065BITCHES LOVE HAY
>>98861275kek
>>98856171Fucking this.
