How would a barmaid instinctively react upon seeing your party enter the tavern? Would she be happy to see them or sigh and assume they're gonna be trouble?
With (somewhat justified) prejudice.
>>98857122FIREBALE!
>>98857122STRAIGHT TO THE HAYFIELDS WITH YE, WENCH
>>98857122THE BALEFUL STARS HAVE ALIGNED, LORD HAYTHULHU'S RETURN IS NIGH, THE BLOOD OF THIS SACRIFICE SHALL ROUSE THE OLD GODS FROM THEIR SLUMBER AND DROWN THE WORLD IN FIELDS OF HAYHAYTHULHU 'BALE
qrd on the hay schizo?
>>98857262Recently risen anti-hero, puckee's nemesis, believes in fighting slop with slop.Perhaps not the saviour we hoped for, but undeniably the one we deserved.
Fuck off.
>puckeeslop threadSage it away
>>98857122She would see that he was clad in a pelt and fearful to look on, The flesh of the gods he has in his body,But in his heart there is sorrow. His face resembles one from afar,As the barmaid watches him in the distance,Talking to herself she wpuld speak a word,Taking counsel in her own mind."For sure this man is a hunter of wild bulls, but where does he come from, making straight for my gate?"Thus the tavern keeper would see him, and bar her gate,Bar her gate and go up to the roof, and say:"Why are your cheeks so hollow, your face so sunken,Your mood so wretched, your visage so wasted?Why in your heart does sorrow reside,And your face resemble one come from afar?Why are your features burnt by frost and by sunshine,And why do you wander the wild in lion's garb?"
Parsley, ____, rosemary, and thyme
>>98857122My character beheads the wench in one clean motion before she can even process his presence. He then proceeds to alchemically preserve the severed head and removes all the teeth. It shall serve as a good portable fuckhole for him on cold and lonely nights on the road. Once it's all used up he'll sneak it into somebody's belongings for shits and giggles.
>>98857122Historically many barmaids doubled as clandestine prostitutes, often pushed by their bosses with sub-living wages.
>>98857122Concerned because of of them is a half-ogre.But also pleased because we always spend way too much money.Can't be arsed to break gold coins into silver or copper.
>>98857122>>98857146>>98857166Are her boots enchanted, how did the heels get shorter in part 3?
>>98857272on one hand, the hay dude made these thread more enjoyableon the other, it is still giving traction to pukee's threads
>>98857473It's pretty obvious by this point that no one higher up is going to do anything about this fucktard.Therefore it falls to the community at large to tar and feather him as and when necessary.And doing that requires a certain amount of fuss and disturbance of the peace.
>>98857473>>98857481Hey if we can't get rid of these threads, might as well have fun by pointing mr.haybale at them
>>98857481As one of the hay posters, I already know you can't shame a retard or schizo into not posting. I'm just having fun at Puckee's expense.
>>98857122>puckee aka redditor pucke℮21 spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1kiihss/artcomm_sarah_pheltan_barmaidtavern_wench_by/https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/sUNE9rziWzq0VmQQskuT0A/>posted 32 times since May 2025
>>98857437Sounds like a good time.
>>98857459Slop magic! There's a whole general thread dedicated to that particular spell!
>puckee thread
>>98857122
you know that women are actually flicking for that right?
>>98861246cute
Idk
