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The one titty out servitor
>TQwe need the old super weird one-off nids back.
Is>You get [Assault] on your guns the first 3 turnsa decent detachment trait?
>>98864069>TQIDK, I just got into the hobby last month
>>98864038>tranny flagCringe, pretty bad>look closer>there's a fucking SPADE symbolI share a hobby with these creatures
>>98864087Yea it’s scary knowing these creatures live amongst us and play our game
Awoo with me, sisters. Let chaos idols claim this thread. Dark Eldar refresh soon (I can feel it). Australian Tau forever, or whatever the decalfag ritual posts.There, it is done and over.
>>98864091The decalanon doesn’t ritual post so don’t lump him in with the others.
>>98864090>our
>>98864086welcome to the hobby fren. if you're at all curious about older warhammer stuff I'd recommend checking out Miniscape for 40k and Kim's Talisman for Fantasy, both on youtube.
>>98864091You missed one.
>>98864087real life is grimdarker than 40k
>>98864091Big bouncy bruh refresh JUST are king awoon :)
>>98864069I think I saw this guy with his asian wife at a bar the other day.
I wonder what will happen to that dark eldar refresh guy when they finally get it, will he have a heart attack from the excitement
>>98864091>left out the best onei liek orkz :D
>>98864087What is the significance of the space symbol?>>98864090I dont mind sharing spaces with whoever as long as they are respectful
>>98864069>TQHonestly all of them if the talent still exists at GW.ForgeWorld's Horus Heresy had a lot of vehicle designs that were deliberately callbacks to the oldhammer era models.>video from ForgeWorld's official channel>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvdD50nSISs>Ogryn OPI'm reminded that Darktide has ogryns with heavy stubbers like the Reaper.I wouldn't mind an ogryn heavy stubber unit. For now would reusing the Krieg heavy stubber weapon stats in place of the ogryn ripper gun stats be good enough as a fair homebrew unit? If I do this I'll let the opponent use his homebrew if he has any as polite etiquette. Sometimes I wonder what the Moebian 6th were like before they went traitor with their other units like the Mauler who just uses a two handed chain axe and the bomber who just throws fire grenades.Sometimes it is hard to tell what units are working with supply lines being cut and which ones were there from the start.
are necrons actually, literally retarded?>grab mysterious puzzle pyramid>enter webway with mysterious puzzle pyramid>exit webway with mysterious puzzle octahedron>hmmm it changed at some point>spend EIGHTY YEARS in a time bubble ruminating on this>aha! perhaps this transformation was triggered by some part of the webway?>I am such a genius, lesser races cannot even compare
>>98864069>TQExcited to see how GW finally tackles a modern interpretation of some of the classic old DE designs that were left behind decades ago.
>>98864109>What is the significance of the space symbol?It means the exclusively fuck black men.
>>98864095You just posted this like ten minutes ago, enough already. >>98864091The Custodes Knockers too
>>98864069>TQThe weirdboyz, but especially this one. they have a lot of cute little ornaments that would great if given proper detail.
>>98864099Schoppenhauer just couldn't know about the comfy NEET life, I haven't been bored in more than a decade
White 40k players with Asian wives and hapa daughters wy@
>>98864119Nothing unreasonable about that
>>98864114The problem with writing intelligent characters is that they can only be as intelligent as the writer.If they were an eldar they would have been sitting there since the fall pondering the matter and needed a protagonist to solve the riddle for them.
>>98864114Trying to argue that Necrons are lacking in intellectual prowess is futile, they’ve proven to be the most technologically advanced Species in the universe to our knowledge of the setting so far.
>>98864120>you posted this alreadydifferent anons. read the filename.>>98864070
>>98864130But they can take shortcuts like taking more time to think than the characters have, thus making characters who think faster than the writers.
>>98864132Nobody wants to see this collage for the thousandth time you boring fuck, post one of the actual decent looking ones for a change.
>>98864091Chaos a shit. Kill Chaos.
I'd like to join in on the bullying of the mentally ill Decalfag and his ridiculous Space Tiffs worship. What's the most spicy way of humiliating them miniature-wise?
>>98864139Why do you think you don't need to obey your permaban
>>98864087
>did a red base>mixed a tiny bit of black in >washed it with agrax>was supposed to look aged and worn >just looks like dark black and red but not in a cool way
>>98864095I'm happy people us my diorama a lot, I made it for people to have fun with it.
Of course it fucking rains today
>>98864131all invented before the sleepnone of them know what they're doing anymore
>>98864124They should make hapa Human/Eldar hybrids canon.
>>98864144you got plenty if inspo from the space wolf destruction collage >>98864132 but if you’re a quick painter you could paint a few plasma guys (especially hellblasters) for this month’s collage which is to make fun of the mutant for being unable to paint his hellblasters for 375 days and counting.
>>98864131That's like saying a tribal with a gun is a genius because he had a gun.
>>98864147washes are a noob trap
>>98864147
>>98864149Pour one out for our friends in Caboolture that are floodedAlso tfw it's raining enough to be annoying but not quite enough to tell boss I can't make it in
>>98864148You’ve got people spamming the board with that ridiculous looking diorama, that’s nothing to be proud of.
>>98864087>>98864099They're a lot rarer in real life at the LGS Warhammer 40k scene than the internet makes them out to be.>with that saidLearn to politely decline games and good bullshitting skills to have them stay away with deniability of being hateful. Minimize interaction if it happens. Autists and especially them are conditioned by internet and real life mistreatment to explode at the slightest interpretable hint of mistreatment. So it is good for them if you avoid them and for you as well. It is also good for your Warhammer 40k models as autism explodes could lead to broken models too. I don't have experience. I hope nobody becomes a professional at this sort of thing.
>>98864122He's a cool little guy. I think he is a warphead, like a weirdboy that enjoys being a psyker. Most of the other sculpts look sort of meek but not this guy.
>>98864163ntab that diorama alone has more effort put into it than all your coffe stained slop models combined
>>98864147Another new painter falls for the undiluted wash trap
>>98864148lolcow dunking aside, its honestly such a cool diorama. might be one of my favorite of all time, and if you’re the anon who’s making “the drops” diorama, I’m really excited to see what you put out.
>>98864165stay safe out there man
>>98864158>>98864177What's the deal with washes?
>>98864163What's ridiculous about it?A Marine Malevolent dunking on weaker foes is lore-accurate. Rabid dogs get put down.
>>98864156>>98864150>They don’t know what they are doing anymore I dunno man it looks like they’re on top of things to me..dummies
>>98864178Thanks. Yeah I'm working on it but it won't be for this collage though. Been busy this month and this project requires a lot of attention with all the goo and water effects I need.
>>98864162>Also tfw it's raining enough to be annoying but not quite enough to tell boss I can't make it inLel
>>98864084No. You will run only so much. Not to mention Cold star commanders already give their minions [ASSAULT]
>>988641811. They don't look good on cloth on their own2. New painters are told by everyone to slop a wash on their model straight out of the pot when in reality you should either be A. Thinning it, or B. Going back over it with your base coat or C. BothThe best psyop GW has ever done is getting people to think a sloppy, unthinned wash makes models look grimy and grimdark when in reality they just look like a wash was shittily applied
>>98864176Kind of you to say but it was just something I whipped up last second that month. Spent a day building and a day painting. I need to learn how to stop procrastinating.
>>98864162>hey boss, I can't make it in today>why not?>it's... uh... rainingare you made of sugar?
>>98864180Thanks. My LGS is actually pretty chill. I think it is because the LGS has a "shunning culture" for those who are too weird by autistic nerd standards in the Warhammer 40k scene. I haven't seen the shunning in action. I haven't been on the receiving end of the shunning so I think I'm alright.
>>98864205How was that kind? He just insulted someone’s entire work for a cheap lol, he’s a piece of shit.
What are you working on?
>>98864208Most people who can afford warhammer and consistently find people to play with at a store are pretty normal.
>>98864203>The best psyop GW has ever done is getting people to think a sloppy, unthinned wash makes models look grimy and grimdarkI think that marketing (it worked on me a long time ago) also is why we have "grimdark and blanchitsu" flanderized to just being basecoats and very little weathering with loads of washes put on top with grimdark/blanchitsu conversions becoming rarer. >thinning itBy thinning does one mean thinned on a dry palette to not apply too much or thinned with water or thinned with medium? I've seen AP washes thinned with AP speedpaint medium so I'd imagine that there is something in the contrast medium and equivalents that make washes behave properly for those who fell for the GW psyop.
>>98864206This. Unless the road physically floods and you can no longer see the potholes while driving, and then your car runs the risk of dying in the water.Then you'd have the right to arrive late
>>98864191>it looks like they’re on top of things to meAnon that art is of them beating up a faction that has literally zero major wins in the history of 40k.
>>98864208Hobbies that require lots of money and creativity usually filter out poor retards. This hobby is a blessing.
>>98864230What about the grey unpainted masses?
>>98864221To thin you can either use a medium or water. If I'm using water I will usually put some wash on my palette and then wet my brush, make sure its not dripping water but wet, then pick some wash up off my palette.If I'm using medium I use pipettes and typically do a 1:1 ratio. Also a good way to use contrast paints as a wash but for that I'd probably do at least 1:5 contrast to medium
>>98864220>Most people who can afford warhammer and consistently find people to play with at a store are pretty normal.>who can afford warhammerI can't I bought 3D printing stuff. Uh oh. I will admit that I have been concerned with myself being the one who becomes the spergy exception to the LGS' relaxed community. Have any of you guys ever had that feeling?
>>98864230It costs nothing to watch some loretubers vids or listen to some free audiobooksCosts like a hundred bucks for a kill team?
>>98864215going to work some more on my plasma lootas when I get home. I’m thinking for the tau gun guy, I’ll make two of the tau guns the original tau ochre, and the other two the white with some sprinklings of blue to let everyone know its deathskull property now.
>>98864236What part of >that require lots of moneydid you not understand?
>>98864245No the people at my LGS are fucking spergs I’m one of the most normal, socially functional people there
>>98864221I thin anything technical "contrast, washes, effects, etc" with its respective medium, or at least 50/50 medium to water. If I really need to thin a regular acrylic down I'll also use medium. The medium just helps things behave more consistently. When I'm thinning oils down I have different things I can use too depending on what I want to do.
>>98864252Thats part of why graytide happens lol paint is expensive on top of being time consuming
>>98864244Thanks anon!>Also a good way to use contrast paints as a wash but for that I'd probably do at least 1:5 contrast to mediumAny particular notable examples I should be aware of? So I can look for close enough equivalents?I don't really want to use GW's stuff because of their pots. I think what will happen is that I'll one day accidentally mix medium in the other pot. Or the other way around. >inb4 transfer to dropperI'd rather get other serviceable paints in proper containers.
>>98864236The compfags have each other so they never feel alone. That’s another blessing.
>>98864084no it's dogshit. half your army doesn't move fast enough that an extra 3 inches does something meaningful. and the other half of your army doesn't want to give enemy units a 3 inch easier charge.of course with the prevalence of later round scoring, not being able to advance and action in the last two rounds is really dogshit.
>>98864215gonna start finishing up the Kataphron servitor I posted last thread
>>98864261>>98864258I've only used GW's mediums, but their normal medium (lahman) is better than their contrast medium for everything INCLUDING contrast paint. Dont bother with their contrast medium
>>98864245Where did you learn how to 3d print for miniature purposes?If you mixed the output with official minis and bits, you'd essentially have infinite models, right? Diverse squads with both official and printed parts.You'd no longer need to choose a faction or paint scheme, if you could simply print them all and paint whatever over and over again.
>>98864215Finishing magnetizing 1 Leman Russ todayThen I have to build (and magnetize) 5 more after thatThen I have to paint all 6 of themIf GW squats the Russ with the guard codex I'm going to do diabolical thingsI haven't even started painting my new Sisters
>>98864261There's other contrast paints out there, any of the major brands are decent, even if they behave slightly differently from each other. Although with contrast paints I find you're going to end up getting something from every brand because they all each have their own colors that just look and behave differently from similar colors in other ranges. I really like some of the GW contrasts, but I also have stuff from Vallejo, AK, and Army Painter.
>>98864214Calm down anon it's just models.
>>98864252Time is money. Unpainted minis are cheaper than painted minis. So, they're probably millionaires in a billionaire's party.
>>98864279If you're playing against people who won't let you use Legends don't play with them.
>>98864215assembling my pile of shamei'm halfway through aquilon box, and i'd have to finish my 2nd big telemnon box
>>98864279You fell for memes if you think GW will squat the Guards most iconic model. It might get an updated model but it won't be squatted
>>98864246>It costs nothing to watch some loretubers vids or listen to some free audiobooksThey’re not part of the actual hobby btw>Costs like a hundred bucks for a kill team?That’s a 100 dollar filter plus they need to paint it. Plus they’re filtered by a couple hundreds of dollars from owning an army so I’ll never have to play with them :^)
>>98864095based marines malevolent
>>98864290Yeah GW would never squat iconic stuff like firstborn marines for instance
>>98864215A knight lancer. Don't have photos im still assembling it. Have my errant instead
>>98864290>You fell for memes if you think GW will squat the Guards most iconic modelGW squated the tactical marine amigo. they can squat anything now.
>>98864293Nah they can get that shit for christmas or birthday from relatives or somethingTheres no filter on this shit lil bro
>>98864296Firstborn aren't iconic chuddie
I wish I was a space marine from the marines malevolent
>>98864269The alternative is Sustained 1 from turn 3 onwards. Hopefully you still have enough surviving units to make it count?Do damage early or you won't have any strength to do it afterwards
>>98864215New game came out. FFBE lives.
>>98864215I have to build and base 3 custode allarus termies for a tournament on Saturday that im procrastinating
>>98864303just with the bros and chudding out.
>>98864312kek based
>>98864290Nothing about the guard is iconic
i wish i didn't suck at painting. i think i should gift my army to one of you anons so you could treat it better. i should also kill myself and stream it to 4chan
>>98864301>Nah they can get that shit for christmas or birthday from relatives or somethingThat requires smart family members that also have to understand what brushes and paints are required for the hobby in the first place before they buy it for their relative along with the kill team. Sounds like another filter :)>lil broYou are brown and your skin is the color of my poop. This conversation is over.
>>98864319Chill out lil bro life is worth livingAnd I think ur guys look good
>>98864315leman russ
>>98864319most mentally stable custodesfag
>>98864284I live in BFE in the midwest, my options to play are either>drive 2+ hours both ways to a big city>put up with my local 5-10 peoples' autismSometimes you get to have fun with legends and fluff, other times you have to play against mongoloids who don't know how to make a list that isn't copied verbatim from a tourney winner courtesy of listhammer.I wish I could be more discerning, there just aren't enough people sometimes.>>98864290They just squat every SM vehicle on tracks not called "Rhino" or "Land Raider." In this climate (combined with the Dorn, Hippogriff and Centaur existing), I can plausibly see GW squatting the Russ and Chimera.I would greatly prefer they refreshed them, but I know GW are also vile and don't care about peoples' pre-existing investments into the game and brand. We won't have a solid answer until the codex drops (in 2 years).
>>98864324No they could buy them shitty paint and brushes and then they could paint it shittily and come play games at the LGS lol theres no filter to this shit and theres no need to be racist
>>98864319LIVE
>>98864319>i … suck at painting. TRUE>i think i should gift my army to one of you anons. custodes? ew. >i should also kill myself and stream it to 4chando a flip!
>They squatted Space Marine Tacticals, but surely they'll respect Imperial Guard traditional looksDo you guys remember those posts of "Surely they won't squat tacticals. YOU ARE HERE"?
>>98864319I think you should live and paint some custards reking a space wolf
>>98864326Just a generic shitty tank
>>98864327it's more like i want my guys to look as good as they do on the box and my awful painting dis-ability, especially compared to anons here makes wants me to rope myself
>>98864339Permanent
>>98864319
>>98864324Surely you can paint minis with house and/or road paint
>>98864319Bro you’re always so negative about your stodes, just sit down and be patient with yourself. You’ll simply improve through repetition guaranteed. Take a look at retarded brown third world street art vendors, some of them are creating works of art out of mud and clay with dyes from local flowers. Just stick to it brother!
>>98864328The group of guys I play with have all had their armies hit with the legend stick so for us it wasn't a big deal to keep using those units. I'm talking about Space Marine, Ork and Dark Eldar levels of Legends units.
>>98864328Need more 80s haircuts in the game. That's the only kind of female heads (eldar / SoB) I would look after
>>988643194chan doesnt have a streaming element anon
>>98864343The only people who paint as good as the box art are professionals who get paid to paint 8+ hours a day so they have the time to do glazes, multiple highlight layers, and mixing multiple paints together. Box art is not a reliable painting standard for many people who play.
>>98864215OCK TOE BLAYDE
>ywn play 40k with H.P. Lovecraft and Robert E. HowardLovecraft would play Tau and Howard would play World Eaters
>>98864390>Lovecraft playing Tauhe's a proud anglo that would never sully his name by playing the japanese army
>>98864390>lovecraft doing anything with orientals
>>98864390Nah they'd play Genestealer Cults.
>>98864390connan was chaotic neutral, not chaotic evol. i'd say that Howard would play orks
>>98864394>>98864398Lovecraft had virtually the same views on civilization as Tau>>98864400H.R. Geiger would play GSC
>>98864390Conan is too smart for WE.
>>98864390You don't know a thing about Conan if you think Howard would play WE
>>98864407>orks>not chaotic evil
>>98864418its hilarious how much damage arnie did to conan. hes just a muscle brained /barbarian/ after all. they did both end up kings though in the end.
>>98864215Family obligations are over, I can finally continue painting these lads tomorrow. I REALLY need to start looking for a job instead, need to land something by the end of this year.
>>98864421have more in common with connan than WE.
>>98864414>>98864418I know everything about Conan and REH and I have determined that he would play World Eaters. His philosophy was "society is a fuck, burn it all down".
>>98864421*NOM* *NOM* *NOM*OI! WE’Z JUST HAVIN’ A GOOD TIME! *BURRRRRPPP*
>>98864305>FFBE lives.Record Keeper was better.
>>98864413who would beksinski play
>>98864147You don't wash capes, you drybrush them
>>98864432isn't the point of the orks that it's just their nature, and they are phisically incapable of being diffrent?
>>98864414>>98864418You're filtered retards if you think WE are low int
>>98864390Lovecraft would be a guard goon, not debatable. He was obsessed with humanity facing horrors beyond their comprehension, the idea of Cadians marching forward to deal with Meganobz or a Neurolictor would appeal to him
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98864444they still decided to become slaves to khorne.
Which faction would Elric play?The answer is not Dark Eldar
anonsi want to make my first non combat patrol army with around 1500 pts.I really like psykers and stuff so i was thinking of either going Blood Ravens or Gray Knights. Can i even mix both? I remember them working together at some point.I also have a lot of spiky elves but i got bummed because most people use them as hit n run shit, i like heavier units.Im new to the game so im kinda lost desu
>>98864449Forgot pic
>>98864362In my area the grogs all have that, the people in my age bracket have a bit of that too, but we've got a contingent of younger guys who came into 40k from one of the recent games (SM2) and are each one flavor of "stereotypical tourist who doesn't know anything beyond the video game, YT lore vids, and HH audiobooks." They only play GW approved and rotate meta constantly, but never go to tournaments.The few oldheads are a lot of fun to play with, they have a spreadsheet of discontinued units since 3e that they write a datasheet for for each edition to keep playing that they add to every time a unit gets squatted; it's an entirely different game when you play with them.Having to explain WHAT the Armageddon Steel Legion is (and why they should be on Armageddon for the 11th launch campaign) during the "where Steel Legion" debacle to one of these guys hurt me.SL was my first army and first 40k models as a kid 15some years ago.
>>98864432How dare he desecrate that hat! They'll pay for that
>>98864448They're no more slaves than Conan is to crom
>>98864449i'd say that marin would be rocking EC because he's a fat, draft dodging faggotand tolkien would play guard
>>98864455What, the Steel Legion isn't going to be on Armageddon for the Armageddon war? Where else could they possibly be?
Tell me about your areas 40k chuds.We had one who was a fat middle aged guy who larped as exmilitary and played UM. Then during the '24 election he started spamming the local discord with Kyle Rittenhause memes and then rage quit the server and never came back to the LGS after someone told him "this is why no one at paintball likes you."
>>98864457Not the way Chaos works in 40k. Once you experience any sort of corruption, no matter how small, you are a slave to Chaos.
>>98864449Farsight Enclave with Corsairs.
>>98864471>Tell me about your areas 40k chuds.I recognized a modelposter here who goes to an LGS in my distance. My problem is that I am a procrastinator. I do fear accidentally spilling the beans and revealing that we both use this website to talk about Warhammer 40k. Because of this site's reputation.
>>98864457This. The reward for claiming a million skulls is having a million skulls to their name.
>>98864449Darker elves
>>98864470That's what we asked GW
>>98864471Poor chud. Rittenhouse memes sound funny, it can't have been that bad.
>>98864489Yeah I play at OP tooNot a chud though
>>98864489Paint your models and talk to them like a normal human being. You’ll be fine. No one cares about this website’s rep anymore anyways unless you’re an unironic chud incapable of treating people as people and not caricatures.
>>98864502Nigga shut the fuck up, no one asked for your attentionwhoring input.
>>98864489If you both post here why would they judge you for being here?
>>98864489I wont judge you for posting on 4chan, I'll judge you for other reasons that you have no power to change about yourself. Let me know if we ever get paired up in the escalation league
>>98864507permanent means permanent
>>98864495The memes are pretty funny but stuff like that is only fun to talk about with other chuds. Not uh dudes at your LGS
I disagree.Dunno what with, but someone is gonna say something stupid. Thought I'd just pre-emptively put it there
>Finally nailed down a system to paint all minis more or less the same and started painting again after two years of paralysis WAGMI
>frequent the lgs for games and purchases>not a single instance of a cringe, autistic, chud, etc moment>everyone is a normal human beingI know you all are just lying, there's no way you anons have such insane things happen and have these people at your lgs so often.
>>98864527This meme is good. The memes he was posting weren't funny. Like putting Kyle's head on DiCaprios body from the Great Gatsby
>>98864215Doing the bases for my sisters, trying to work out the colours for this inquisitor and painting a rogue that a friend sculpted
>>98864340>historical military in space gets a historical military vehicle in spaceWhat is your major malfunction now, numbnuts?
>>98864471I sometimes go to an “LGS” that’s closest to me, and gives a 15% discount on GW stuff. very eccentric and not very popular though. there’s like four regulars, and two of them are the children of the owner. the guy running the store (the eldest of the owner) plays /yourdudes/ which is some weird salamanders and space wolves mishmash with them using a lot of AoS dragons in place of landspeeders. the other guy runs astra militarum, but they have the american flags all over the models. never seen the other guys, but I assume they’re similarly wacky. very odd place, once I get a full army, I think I’ll play them to see how it goes.
>>98864363
>>98864319>paints a cool army of little plastic guys>"I fucking suck at painting. I should give up on everything. I want to kill myself"I like your custodes anon, I barely have the willpower to paint mine. Now try to live a life in which you want to live, please.
>>98864489Juan pinta las weas
>>98864340>>98864561Was it the Imperial Guard fanboys that created this meme where 40k fans want some realism? I think ForgeWorld kicked it into overdrive with models like the Atlas recovery tank and sentinel power lifter. They are vehicles with some real practicality.
>>98864319>i should also kill myself and stream it to 4chanDon't let your memes be dreams.
>>98864319>i should also kill myself and stream it to 4chanPlease do. You’re a pathetic attention whoring beta male
>>98864602Have you seen marine vehicles?
>>98864611>>98864626You guys should really be kinderA member of our pack is going through it right now and we should be there for him
>>98864634Not enough evidently.
>>98864602The average consumer's idea of practicality is a joke. Some are dumb enough to argue pic is a practical design.
>>98864638There are some variants that are Predator looking.
>>98864642How is this not practical?
>>98864637Really proving you "fit in" here.
>>98864643Some stuff are borderline ork looking and we are not even touching technical yet
>Finally got my collection moved from home city to the one I am living in now>mfw the Hierophant (chinkcast) got damaged in the moveI fear for what has happened to my other center piece models
>>98864642When I said practicality I meant "has a practical use on the battlefield even beyond combat." I'm sorry that I wasn't clear, anon. The Atlas recovery tank obviously recovers tank wreckage and the Sentinel powerlifter lifts supplies that can be used for combat. Practical things like that were what made me think that ForgeWorld really made realism a part of fan expectation. Granted I will admit that there are some designs that not even sci-fi magic can justify. Those space marine desolators are too much. The same goes for the long stilt legged mechanicus model.>>98864643I probably will weep on the day that drones make tanks obsolete. If they ever do.
>>98864643FTFY
>>98864645Splitting the tracks is at best questionable, even with space age bullshit materials. It just add failure points and new ways to get stuck with no added benefit.
>>98864602Fuck realism and practicality. Does it fit the theme of the setting? Imperial Guard vehicles are supposed to be this gritty, industrial, and retro-futuristic blend of WW1-WW2 vehicles with some gothic brutalism>>98864642This. Your average goy is dumb as rocks
>>98864645Many reasons. For starters, the split treads system was judged back in the cold war to have no worthwhile practical benefits over conventional, even as far as having the chance to trip over itself like a clumsy walker. The overall size is huge and thus hard to hide behind cover and a big target. Real tanks stay low (2.2-2.5 m vs Scorpion's ~4.4m) for a smaller target silhouette, better concealment and hull-down use, lower center of gravity for stability on rough ground, and more efficient armor mass. Even the turret being outside instead of any system letting a turret buddy fire from safety within is a video game balancing feature that lets enemies kill the turret buddy more easily.
>>98864670Alright but halo doesn't take place in the cold war dipshit, it takes place in the future.
>>98864669>Imperial Guard vehicles are supposed to be this gritty, industrial, and retro-futuristic blend of WW1-WW2 vehicles with some gothic brutalismI agree, anon.>is dumb as rocksI fear being part of the problem.
>>98864670*turret seat position being outside
>>98864667The amount of random variants this little shit has would make the old M4 sherman proud.My third world country had up gunned M4 operational till like 2003 when we replace them with Leopards. Our Meme M4 worked so good that the neighboring countries also secure M4 and made some bootleg M51
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98862288Yeah, I don't live near a store so I only drive a long time to one a couple times a month sometimes less, and so if I feel like playing without the hassle I just play at home solo.
>>98864678Yes and that's the fan response. >Sci-fi space magic made it practical to point your gun at yourself before shooting I've thought about writing a joke setting where the enemies are so horrifyingly scary that most fatalities are from suicides, so higher-ups merely tweaked a space magic system turning suicide attempts into effective attacks, robbing their deployed minions even the chance to off themselves.
>>98864114the main defining trait of newcrons is alzheimersplus don't they all run at like one action a decade if they want to skip past the boring parts of time?
>>98864602>realismYou do realize a ton of Imperial vehicles are based on historical ones, right? Realismfags would want modern MBTs and tacticool gear on their spacemans.>Atlas recovery tank and sentinel power lifterIdea of having logistical vehicles in the game is as old as the game itself. Threadheads gonna thread.
>>98864678>>98864668Another anon already mention it. Even with magical materials the multi track system just adds more things to fuck up, for no real benefit
>>98864686you know that karen fits more than that chinkoid cunt?
>>98864682That's a British FV432 with a RARDEN turret from the Fox scout car, not an M113. The real life Rhino was built around an FV432.
What army does she play?(yes, she does in fact play board games)
As a rule of thumb, everything in Halo is Spartan sized. Friends have told me they tried a VR version and their feet don't even meet pedals for some vehicles. From a real-life PoV, this means everything is a way bigger target, takes more material to make, and is half as affective as it needs to be but from a gameplay PoV, it's a bigger target and enemies can't hide. Players see them from afar more easily for gameplay convenience.There is no real in-universe explanation for why everything is so big. Just assume the companies producing them need a lot of money sinks and there's horrible embezzlement going on. After all, corpos need to afford their space alien hookers. If anything seems weird or inefficient, blame the Sanghelli prostitutes 90% of UNSC's budget was spent on.
>>98864715Who is this sandwich maker
>>98864215Im gonna paint an arm today
Wouldn't it be funny if the most rabid anti-xenos faction in the world is secretly the world's biggest consumer of alien pussy? That every leader of pic fucks aliens all day every day? That they're equivalent to a conquistador eying an attractive halfnaked native girl or an anti-gay politician currently in a 50+ man gay orgy?
>>98864724Is it a hellblaster arm?
>>98864716>>98864731You’re an interracial porn addicted loser.
>>98864714Some times I forget the brits make things. I hardly stumble with the gear in the wild.Fucking Paraguay was using M3 till 2018. Usually poor nations like mine do not have the luxury to spend on British stuff.
>>98864489This is kind of funny desu. How many model-owners even are there in the world? A couple dozen million perhaps?
>>98864717Project 2501, foreign intelligence and military data gathering. Also known as "the Puppetmaster" or "Niko-chan" for short.
>>98864731It's simple. They're selfish bastards trying to keep the truth of delicious Xenos pussy themselves. They trick their men into thinking they're unfuckable and to kill those Xenos making them more rare and excusive. They have a devious plan to present themselves as "saviors" sheltering Xenos to the Xenos, making them into willingly accepting their "protection". from hunters. This way they get willing Xenos pussy.
>>98864735Yes :)
>>98864744Why would I need interracial porn when I have an asian girlfriend?
>>98864751Thanks
>>9886474740k looking tank is the Brazilian M3 with a 90mm gun.
>>98864752>secretly be the cause of all the problems>that way the population will accept solutions you propose that will inevitably be helpful because you're in control of the problem>that way they swallow anything you want them to
>>98864763is GitS really that obscure though?
>>98864779Sorry anon, I couldn't see any other characters because Mokoto's ass took up the whole screen.
>>98864779I only watched highschool dxd, kiss x sis, and rosario vampire. Not retirement home anime
>>98864779Lol no all the zoomers love it now because of the new anime
>>98864747If it works it works. If the armour is enough to protect from most stuff thrown at it and you got munitions, what else do you need? Think South Africa still has Centurions in their arsenal (as the Olifant), which was introduced just before WW2 ended and was effectively the first modern MBT.
>>98864678why would a few hundred years change a shit design to a good design?
How often do Imperials suffer from vitamin deficiency?
>>98864754Based
>>98864789All the zoomers hate the new anime because she's ditzy and silly and cute instead of a blank asexual slate like in the movie
>>98864787>he watches anti-sex anime
>>98864764I mean...
Does this look like the anime board you weaboo faggots?
>>98864796
Guys I just want to know what armies 2501 plays.
>>98864804Yes, actually>>98864328
>>98864790Yeah we know. Other countries in the region had like 400 Leopard 2A4 /1V, so it was kind of silly to see those stuarts. At least the Brazilians up gunned theirs to absurd degrees. Funniest thing is that the "rocket mules" are a perfectly valid weapon system. You can't really use a regular Armored Vehicles in the Andes or Amazon jungle.
>>98864793Corpse starch - It’s got what Guardsmen crave, it’s got electrolytes
>>98864780When I beat up the cyberpsycho in 2077 what was supposed to be based on Mokoto, I accidentally left her unconscious the wrong way and couldn't check her butt to recognize if she was Mokoto or not.
>>98864804Actually this is the anime website
How do xenos fans cope with the fact that each individual Primarch gets more love and attention than entire xenos factions?
>>98864822Are those M3s even used for combat? They seem to be missing the bow machine gun. I could imagine them as training tools.
>>98864804
>>98864859
I fucking love anime. Itachi is literally me
>>98864859I know he has moved on from google, what does m00t do now?
>>98864820>>98864848>>98864859Off topic is still off topic. Go be a fag elsewhere, this is not an excuse.
>>98864853Yes. It was news that this fuckers where still combat ready units. News as in "Why the fuck are you still using M3? Not even the Brazilians that strapped a 90mm gun to one still use theirs"Probably got removed for a reason. Granted those in particular are anomaly most other countries in the area by that time period where using more "modern" things.
>>98864850permanent means permanent
>>98864875
I asked a question about board games though
>>98864875Go cry somewhere else lil nigga. Your manchild crybaby whining is off topic and belongs on r9k
White Scars need more pic
>>98864069I'm a complete beginner when it comes to miniature wargaming. I'm planning to get into the hobby and start with World Eaters. Someone recommended that I buy the old Combat Patrol rather than the new one. What do you think of that advice? Do you have your own suggestions for how to gradually build up an army?
>>98864886Biased weeb janny>>98864892Kill yourself
>>98864686Which V-Tuber would represent each major faction best?
>>98864803I need those tread STLs and a 1:1 STL remake of the new tanks.Pretty please.
>>98864859Remember when 4chan had a culture? Good times. Now it's just the place that people come when they are banned from reddit
>refuse to answer the weeaboo question>engage with the anti-weeaboo sperg insteadlmao
>>98864902I'm pretty sure there's been a breakdown that can be found in the archive but here's the ones I like as representation>Ultramarines *don don*Mumei rip >Dark EldarFlare, because it would lead to never ending torment
>>98864906>him
>>98864880Probably a mix of whole host of things. Most likely just a simple, "we need X number of armoured units, we can afford Y, so to have X on paper, we give them whatever we got." I know a few decades ago we didn't have enough domestically produced rifles to equip the army if a war broke out. A whole lot of soldiers would have to use cheap Chinese and East German AKs instead that we had in droves.
>>98864926it's called a 4chan user, not a "4channer"
>>98864898Just googled them and the old one does look better because it comes with more dudes, but I'd want an actual WE player to weigh in on the value of the characters. If both DP and MoE are good the new one still seems like a solid box.
>>98864902Slaanesh VTuber
>>98864926That is the exact problem I was pointing out, yes
Why are battleforce boxes now almost consistently shit or at least worse value than previous boxes?
>>98864926Permanent
>>98864458>draft dodgingNot sure which war you are referring to, but if it's any of the ones after WWII, I don't see why it's noble to throw yourself on barbed wire to invade someplace else (still losing).
>>98864941Blame the merchant tribe that got exiled 300+ times
>>98864933>the cute, shy, and innocent girl who volunteers at the school library secretly has sex with her little sister and her mom Now that's a plot twist.
>Tried helhound and hunting warpack vs my custodes list>Rampager, despoiler, ruinator and 2x brigand/karnivore/stalker>trajan with wardens, sword cap with spear guard, 1 of each dread, witchseekers and blade chump>disruption vs t&h>telemon was picked up by single karnivore>trajan killed a stalker and then got shot to pieces with gatlings so only he barely survived>turn 3 there are barely any custards to 3 big knights who lost their aura benefits but are still in top condition>like, there is the cap, chump, 1 guard and achillus on 2 wounds>didn't even really remember CK rules that much past the auras and fallback charge/shoot stratGatling despoiler is funny I gotta admit but I think Castigator/Lancer have better auras than LD/OC buff. Next time I think I will try on votann and CSM and IK to see how they do before I commit to anything since while they were picking up things they also had melting tendency once there was a clap back and that was vs non-shooty army
>>98864926>4channerhow can you be here for literal years yet still act like a complete tourist lmao
>>98864961Marines Malevolent
>>98864967More than half the people here are 2016 /pol/ election tourists. That year is when the site died
>>98864968no you don't
>>98864967I sometimes wonder what other threads or boards people here frequent or if they're literally just sitting on this thread all day everyday.
>>98864976Yes I do
>>98864940>>98864921>>98864889Who are you talking to? You fucking schizo, use the reply function.
You're fucking crazy hahaha
>>98864973The year the old Internet as a whole died, tee bee eightchAlso a terrible time for 40k discussion even if the game was starting to look promising again in early 7th.
>>98864981Preemtive "post models" reply
>>98864980For gens, I only use this thread. I like how active it is. I post on other boards too. I usually post on 4-6 threads at a time including this one
>>98864489I bet you play Orks
>>98864990The dark ages…. At least I got to enjoy the fun times before that
Warhammer 40,000?
>>98865061You're looking for the groghammer general. This is Warhammer 41,000
Yeah, I pre-ordered the pre-painted terrain.
>>98865068Make Assmill Guard Again
>>98865067Warhammer 42,000*FTFY. Don’t have to thank me :^)
>>98865069Every box of that shit you buy is an LGS that won't be able to put it out on their tournament tables.Bizarre they have such limited quantities of this stuff available considering the ideal use case is tournament organizers buying two dozen copies.
>>98865072That's the 43rd millennium. We're still in the 42nd millennium here.
Are space wolves the reddit chapter? They feel kinda reddit with all the diversity and gay representation. Not to mention the furry stuff.
>>98865078>Every box of that shit you buy is an LGS that won't be able to put it out on their tournament tables.I dont give a fuck, in my area everyone printed out their own 11th ed terrain anyway that they bring to RTTs and pick up games since our LGS still only has 10th ed L-shaped retard ruins.
>>98865070Based
>>98865090We have stats for that. Blood Angels are currently the most reddit chapter based on poster models and subreddit activity, with Slamanders and Wolves behind them. Raptors are top successor chapter.
>>98865090I mean, our top space wolves representative here is a redditor, so it tracks.
>>98865100Blood angels and Space wolves huh. What a coincidence.
>>98864427Fuck sake gsc bro you're a slower than me!
>>98865100>My Storm Lords aren't on the listBased and reddit obscure pilled
>>98865108They're also just some of the most popular armies in the game in general so don't be too surprised that a site popularity contest put them at the top.
>>98865100>doom eagles >1 user Grim.
>>98865116Doom Eagle*
>>98864191Is this big scary walker machine an actual model?
>>98865100that one’s slightly outdated. the most recent one has dark angels take over the most reddit spot, no doubt because of how much blood angels have been raked through the coals lately.
>>98865121kek
>>98865112This is nothing, the last batch of 30 neophytes took about 6 months to finish.
>>98865114So they're not just the most reddit but the most goyslop chapters aswell. Kinda starting to look like a pattern
>>98864225>>98864206>listen chud you better come in to work even though there's high risk of flash flooding, downed trees and flood waters>we NEED those profits to go upyou some kinda weirdboy?
>>98865100I don't for a second believe that Iron Hands or White Scars are more popular than Space Sharks or Crimson Fists
>>98865126>I'm not on the updated one eitherHoly based.
>>98865129>tfw im still trying to finish 40 of themAfter that im done, no more, I cant take it
>>98865126Doom Eagles not on the bottom anymore! They must have two fans now!
>>98864443Reminds me of another certain race with the same characteristics
>>98865145What's got you so mad? Way to match my energy.
>>98864552All ready for the collage
Where did this match my energy meme come from? Is it just the one poster?
>>98865126>>98865100>significant number of chapters carry "subtle hints" of possible traitor geneseed origins.The source is my ass and my ass believes that somewhere in Black Library, there is a "semi-pre-planned" story of space marine chapters being found out and concretely confirmed to be traitor geneseed made. The shenanigans will be their parent chaos legion finding out and Imperium Inquisition shenanigans. But I think GW will only bust that one out for when Black Library sales dip too low or if they have no better idea to shake up the plots they want. I guess that 40k space marine story is probably like the special powerful weapon in a vidya that the player knows he can use but must spend the ammo wisely and ends up never using it at this point.
>>98865140I painted 70 of them in total. My Atalan Jackals also took forever as I painted the bikes and procrastinated painting the bikers for another 3 months, for they're again Neophytes. Painting a ridgerunner? Surprise you gotta paint 2 more. With the crew and other stuff I think I painted over 80 of them, no more.I just grabbed 5 more bikes & aberrants, I think I'll save the bikes last. I need to start working on my collage entry tomorrow as well.
>>98865159I mean they haven't exactly been subtle about the Blood Ravens probably being a Thousand Sons successor chapter
The further away my model is the better it looks
>>98865090Space Wolves are the gayest chapter by far. The viking furry thing gives off homosexual vibes
>>98865168I've read some stuff about how they might actually be Word Bearers. But Exorcists are more on the nose about being possible Word Bearers.I have a conspiracy that besides a "beyond reasonable doubt" traitor geneseed loyalist chapter being up BL's sleeve if things go bad, Trayzn's vault is like a vault of possible stories that GW is saving for later.If the plot doesn't go well or if nobody at GW has any idea what to do, they just say that Trayzn now has it. I think it happened with Creed, and Clonegrim Fulgrim being the notable ones. There may be far more than just those two. I'm still surprised that Yvraine hasn't entered Trayzn's collection yet.My source was found when I was wiping on the toilet.
>>98865161>tfw those combat patrol magazines won't be out for months in my countryJUSTHonestly there are units id much prefer to paint in this army over neophytes. The characters are easy, the vehicles aren't too bad, aberrants are easy, etc. 70 neophytes is just fucking fucked i dont know how you do it
>>98865184Hated not popular. You should aspire to be like one of the generally liked modelposters
>>98865184>tfw my models are above average but never get as many (You)s as a random decalnigger repostit hurts bros
Which countries are getting CP magazines?
>>98865183If I was Trazyn, I would put Yvraine in my collection because of her feet
>>98865152Cute girls
>>98865184own some models and be a lolcow shithead that doesn’t listen to criticism. bam, you’re the new lolcow.
>>98865126Marines are the most reddit tier faction. So reddit in fact that I would not trust any marine player near kids
>>98865189Proofs?
>>98865126I thought the guys like White Scars and Iron Hands and Blood Angels et al were successor chapters
>>98865177It was actually in response to someone asking why he was so nasty, and he responded that he just matches people's energy. So people started mocking him with it whenever his response was noticeably nastier than what he was responding to.
i just learned that megatrakk scrapjets are no longer a thingwhy the fuck every time i dip back into looking at rules and making lists some of my models suddenly don't existi spend decades just fine and since they started revamping things with primaris they're overdone it every time
>>98865188>generally liked modelposterslike who
>>98865212People like tsonsguy and our many blue ork posters maybe?
>>98865191I think only Russia and Japan had those
>>98865212sallyfag purpleanonthe white firstborn anontsonanonjust off the top of my head.
>>98865187Last year I bought the Jackals for 40 euro on black friday sale, I got the magazine from a reseller for 13 euro who got it for 11 euro himself. The best (worst) part is GW is still making money when selling it for 11 euro, and I paid 40.
>>98865212SallyfagO&TfagBluebangelsfagBLfagAdmech/tsonsfagSLfagGKfag
>>98865229Stop ban evading pedophile
>>98865193Thanks anon, you too.
>>98865212Knightchad
>>98865212Me, myself, and i
>>98865247Name 5.
Real poopdickschizo hours, huh?
>>98865225We have a GKfag here?Is he okay?Has anyone checked on him recently?
>>98865212sugs
>>98865255So how do you know many people don't like him?
>>98865259I'm afraid hes... making a homebrew marine chapter.
>>98865259I'm fine anon, just been working on my normal marines more than my Inquisition or GK stuff.
>>98865229>>98865247>>98865255>>98865262Post models
>>98865192>If I was Trazyn, I would put Yvraine in my collection because of her feetIf GW actually puts Yvraine in Trayzn's collection, you can safely assured that there are gonna be a lot of feet jokes about Yvraine being held in the collection so Trayzn can scrub his "pipe" to those toes. I know he would look at those tootsies like pic related.And there will be jokes about Gorillaman trying to rescue Yvraine to plow her with his primarch pecker again.But in all seriousness.But do you believe that maybe Trayzn's collection is like a vault of discarded Black Library plot points? Does anybody else here see this as an in universe vault of discarded BL plot points?
>>98865267I have 30 GK terminators, all the characters I possibly need for the army, all the vehicles I need for the army etcetc. There isn't anything GK to work on until the range refresh.
>>98865285Nice to see the thunderhawk all painted up anon. Are you going to take it to a game? Does it even have a flight stand or base?
>>98865277How do you know it's not just one deranged pedophile who has been banned over 200 times?
>>98864038after months of space wolf carnage it's strange seeing a chapter that isn't a wolf getting murdered by other marines.
>>98865285>There isn't anything [...] to work on until the range refresh.Yeah, I know the feeling.
>>98865310Drukhari refresh tomorrow, for sure this time, have faith.
>>98865262>he's still seething over a single insultholy shit brother you're genuinely pathetic
>>98865285The thumbnail looks like a gun.
>>98865225Who is blue angels & SLfag?
>>98865295Thanks, and I've already used it in a game, my first of 11th actually. Castellan Crowe (105pts): WarlordBrotherhood Librarian (95pts)Grand Master (115pts)Venerable Dreadnought (130pts)4x Brotherhood Terminator Squad (150pts)5x Strike Squad (125pts)4x Paladin Squad (185pts)10x Purifier Squad (290pts)Grey Knights Thunderhawk Gunship (805pts)I've drilled a hole in a thick part of the resin underbelly and have a thick clear plastic rod (I think for cakes?) with a screws on both ends that attaches in nicely to the thunderhawk and to a circular cutting board I drilled another hole in lmao.>>98865322don't bother replying to him man, he's not worth it.
>>98865281>But do you believe that maybe Trayzn's collection is like a vault of discarded Black Library plot points?Like what? I think there was the Fulgrim Clone from Fabius but that’s about it
>>98865247>>98865255>>98865277No, it's just (you) pedo
>>98865328Dunno who SL is, but the blue angels anon is just a lementers anon that paints them in a faded blue instead of yellow colour. They look great considering there's no blue blood angel chapters.
>>98865322Just accept that you're the weaker man since you aren't able to take it past the knot like the stronger pack omega >>98865340 can
The only model posters I dont like are ones who insult other model posters and the ones that post the same fucking photos ad neuseam
>>98865332>I think there was the Fulgrim Clone from Fabius but that’s about itThat might be the case. I haven't looked into it that much. At this point Fulgrim clone is a "glup shitto" if that term holds any meaning in the Warhammer 40k context.
>>98865277You have the O&Tchad and the decaltranny confused again
>>98865340Have you ever, even for a moment, considered that he might have turned on you based on your own actions?
>>98865332>>98865350Is there some compilation of dropped and abandoned plot threads from 40k books or past codexes and supplements and such anywhere?
>>98865340ntab if you unironically believe any of the shit you're spouting you must be the most delusional motherfucker I've ever met online lmao
Reminder to build /yourguys/ a display board or shelf. Its fun and doesn't cost very much (especially if you can 3D print)>>98865358I gave him more chances, and gave him more legitimate advice, than almost any thread regular. Eventually I just gave up because he's too retarded to change.He's like a fent addict that has OD'd too many times and now has hypoxic brain damage and can never get better.
SHUT UP post games
>>98865372You repeatedly insulted him when people complimented his kitbashes while ignoring your knightsloppa before he ever told you to fuck off
>>98865359Idk. That’s why I asked him lol
>>98865377I have no games, but I want to change that.I've seen people with little 3D printed "platforms" that hold dice that have small arrows on the end pointing at models that have more hits than one. Even seen some turn trackers. Are these truly helpful in making things easier?
>ywn be a well liked model poster no matter how many armies you assemble and paintmr. stark i dont feel so go-
>>98865374tombola tickets are a little recognisable to be used like that to be honest
>>98865377Id rather read through the pointless arguing atm. Also haven't played a game of 11th yet
>>98865388Them white wings really pop
>>98865388>mr. stark i dont feel so go-My le heckin marvel reference!!!!!! I think the only marvel movie I’m willing to watch nowadays will be the upcoming Ryan Gosling Ghost Rider
>>98865388Same, guess I dont post enough / my models are quite forgettable
>>98865372>If I didn't directly insult him, he could take no issue with my behaviour.Jesus Christ. Is this really your mindset?
>>98865400It's only forgettable if you never post them anon.
>>98865328>who is bluebangelsfagIts me! I paint /mydudes/ blue blood angels successors called the Weeping Angels that share iconography with Lamenters except with a silver border.>>98865342>just a lamenters anon that paints them in a faded blueStop. The truth hurts my heart.
>>98865387>sowSausage toes chubster keeps thinking of pigs
>>98865387Nope! But you can keep denying reality you permaban evading pedophile>>98865388That's what happens when you spammed selfies for weeks to beg for attention
>>98865413It's a good truth though, because they actually look good in blue.
>>98865388I like your stuff. I've said as much to you plenty! I think the only reason those like 7 people were brought up is because they've been around the longest.
>>98865395thanks anon>>98865399i havent watched a marvel movie since endgame (which was worse than infinity war)>>98865400i guess we have to post more models anon ?>>98865406>for some reasonyou have to post timestamped current models to get in, which you cannot do since you don't participate in the hobby
>>98865377I have one set for tomorrow.
>>98865377here's one from last weekend
i made this long agodiscontinued models and rules discourage me from doing more
>>98865388trying to attentionwhore like that is definitely not going to help
>>98865429Nah, we've seen tubby toes, fingers and even a belly now. Decalsissy is a real fatso, even ate a blooming onion all on her own once. This beautiful drawing is a little outdated now since it was done before the toes pic
>>98865456ah yes I should stop posting images on the image board about 40k minis. my bad :(
oh boy, looks like those weirdo harassers are on my back again*farts* gonna have to stare at the cover of my marine codex and maybe play some league while the heat dies down. *rubs obese belly*
Here's my castellan
>>98865456>>98865415You say this but he gets lots of replies everytime…
>>98865460see, you acting like you don’t know what he’s talking about is exactly why. its the same type of behavior that leads to decalfag being universally hated.
>>98865464I'm not sold on the cover even though I have my own. But I am quite happy with how they did the art and lore inside the codex for this edition.
>>98865429>he’s
>>98865464Aww chubby baby, rotund little tranny. Eat all your bland rice up off that paper plate, the extra cardboard fiber is good for your digestion
>>98865413>I paint /mydudes/ blue blood angels successors called the Weeping Angelsooh, do you have any lore you’d like to share to go on the /yourdudes/ pastebin? I’d just check the archive, but I figure it wouldn’t be very easy to find them.
>>98865478Ntab>post models! MODELS!?>noooo you posted models WRONG>you must post models exactly how I say and if I think you're attentionwhoring I'm gonna sperg!!!Anyway, can we see your models?
My destrier
>>98865496ShoreGeneseed: Blood AngelsFounding: 21st (Cursed)Chapter Symbol: Bleeding heart over checkered background with silver borderHomeworld: Sable III, a rocky muddy planet wracked with persistent storms.Segmentum: Segmentum TempestusBelief System: Imperial TruthThe Weeping Angels were founded during the 21st founding and worked very closely with the Lamenters in their early days. Their chapter culture and traditions developed in a similar fashion. The Weeping Angels excel at siege combat in inhospitable and inclement environments at any range, but like most Blood Angel successors their greatest strengths are close quarters combat thanks to the Red Thirst. The Weeping Angels worked closely with the Lamenters early in the founding and share a near identical chapter badge, a bleeding heart against the background of a black-and-white checkerboard pattern, but differs with a silver border. They are clad in metallic blue astartes battle plate instead of Lamenters’ yellow. They are a mostly codex-compliant chapter. Officers wear silver pauldrons to denote their rank of leadership. Some time after the founding, the High Lords of Terra ordered the Weeping Angels to assist the Imperial Guard with a daemonic infestation in the Sable System in the Segmentum Tempestus sector. The Weeping Angels arrived to join forces with the Novamarines at the siege of Sable III. They fought together against the shifting and relentless daemons of Tzeench. During the fighting the Weeping Angels' chapter master Uriel Locke sent his Spearguard Veterans to reinforce a Novamarine position about to be overrun where they performed admirably, allowing the Novamarines time to be safely extracted by their own forces. After restoring Sable III to the light of the Imperium, the Weeping Angels were named praetors of the Sable system by the High Lords of Terra.1/2
>>98865515Can you stop taking pics of me
>>988655172/2Years later, during the devastation of Baal the Weeping Angels heeded the Blood Angels chapter master Dante's call to defend Baal from the Tyranid threat. The Weeping Angels fought shoulder to shoulder with the likes of the Flesh Tearers, Angels Encarmine, Knights of Blood, and even the venerated Blood Angels themselves. When the Tyranids were flung into a massive warp storm and the Devastation of Baal finally came to an end, Dante of the Blood Angels recognized all of the chapters that had come to defend their parent chapter's homeworld, including the Weeping Angels. Knowing of the Weeping Angels' lack of Relics and Golden Age war gear, Dante granted them access to the Armory of Baal. The Weeping Angels received sets of artificer armor and encarmine weapons, access to Baal Predators, and Dante personally gifted Uriel Locke a helmet belonging to one of the original members of Azkaellon's Sanguinary guard. The Weeping Angels are now continuing their work as directed by the High Lords of Terra, rebuilding their chapter while patrolling the Segmentum Tempestus, defending it from Daemonic and Xenos incursions.
>>98865519Thanks
>anonymous peerIt has to be a bit. It just has to
>>98865520>>98865517These are just blue lamentersWas yellow too hard for you to paint champ?
Brothers, there is no 3d printing general right now so I'm going to say it here:Someone on ebay auctioned off a 'broken' Saturn 4 Ultra and I got it for peanuts. I'm currently in the process of dialling in my resin but it's not broken. Can't wait bros.
>>98865526Permanent
>>98865526Yeah and they look sick.>Was yellow too hard for you to paint champ?Honestly so what if it was? So what if he just didn't like yellow? I don't get the condescension here and I'd love to see your pro painted models, bud.
>>98865501>he’s
>>98865522
>>98865526>was yellow too hard for you to paint, champYes. Pls no bully
>>98865515That's a giga Chad of a knight.
>>98865548Yellow seems like it'd be really hard to highlight without desaturating. I do wonder about other painting styles, like the super heavy wear and tear/grimed up type stuff.
>>98865235Which one? The guy who made the titan squishing the space wolf?
Just so we’re all clear there is someone here who’s making passive aggressive comments to everyone’s model posts then responding to his own comments with “permanent” to false flag another poster, just ignore his comments please.
>>98865565This guy >>98865515
>>98865524It's not, you know it's not.
>>98865564I think the key is to just use a tone so incredibly subtle that it's barely noticeable of a highlight.
>>98865565No ones ever referred to you as knightchad.
>>98865569Yeah, his stuff is pretty good and he actually focuses on the hobby side of things (Games, painting, etc). >>98865577I never insinuated that it was directed at me, just pointing out that there's quite a few people here with Knight collections.
>>98865566>I'm being false flagged:(
>>98865581I like that you chose to lift the hindleg, too many retards lift the foreleg and it makes their pose look retarded
>>98865581he needs a piece of toast in his mouth desu
if i was in the horus heresy, id make fulgrim my bottom bitch. hes a faggot ass nigga
>>98865594>don't play the game>don't hobby>still feel the need to be in here all the time making nonsense drivel posts like thisWhy are you zoomzooms like this?
>>98865594He’s a snake and he’s going to put both his wieners up ur butt dude.
>>98865613shut up you bitch ass nigga. id fuck your shit up if you ever said that to my face. you a fake ass nigga like horus
the japanese have spoken
>>98864686>Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
Oh yeah I forgot we're going into US prime time
>>98865618nah nigga. id whoop his bitch ass
>>98865576Yeah it's like highlighting red with orange. But I think you can go the other way as well. Like Trovarion style, where he does a ton of chipping and weathering, so he almost does reverse edge highlighting etc. Or maybe building up to yellow through an undercoat. I think it just wants a different mindset than standard GW "midtone > shade > highlight"
>>98865632Finally we’ll get some solid posts now
>>98865637You could probably get away with something as simple as priming white, using a brighter yellow base coat, then doing some kind of darker or standard yellow contrast glaze on all the surfaces so it leaves the edges more untouched.
>>98865643>"decalfag">shitposting niggerisms>zero actual game talkOh yeah such quality
>>98865332Zso Sahaal, Decimus, and Honsou all come to mind.
angron? pussy ass nigga. wahhh waahhhh the emperor didnt help me. bitch ass nigga. id beat the fuckk out of him too
>>98865660Those are all standard EUposts
Ok I thought it was enjoyable. Of course Blood Angels fans fumed about it because the author reminded them that Space Marines are dicks.
>>98865667I mean yea but let’s cool it with the black speech
>>98865678what does mr.short arms do in that?
>>98865678You know he had to save that lady in distress more than once
>>98865682Dunno about him but the PoV blood angel ends up being a pretty cool dude
>>98865682Your mum, mostly.
>>98865679nah. im a real ass nigga. just how i talk and text
>>98865377my last outing
>>98865332Ynnead and whatever was happening with that crone sword. iirc there was supposed to be a third Dark Heresy novel by Sandy Mitchel but don't remember the details at all. final book of the Bequin trilogy
>>98865377Im playing one tomorrow
>>98865731Hi playing one tomorrow
>>98865731>ImInstant message?
Why do some people get really mad whenever a model is posted? Genuine question. It seems weird to be upset when on topic stuff is being talked about
>>98865744There are literal psychos here anon, it’s that simple
>>98865744I dunno
>>98865744Two reasons>they're a shitposter/"""decalfaggot""" trying to cause drama for (you)s>it's people laughing/puking at a "decalfag" pic
>>98865748Will you shut up
>>98865517>>98865520https://pastebin.com/0QvxSJEZAdded! Thanks :D
I will when you post a proper timestamp with a new pic, until then you are just a shitposting facade to me.
Could Baby Yoda survive in Warhammer 40000
>>98865744Jealousy.
>>98865764Which chaos God is the force powered by?
>>98865764yea. he would be fine on a non imperium world as a psyker that has magic powers that doesn't have to rely on the warp
>>98865744There are only three valid reasons anyone should get mad at a model being posted>It's a new GW release that looks like absolute garbage (Nu Coteaz, nu Sanguinary Guard, etc)>It's a shitpost from reddit or some other social media place thats reposted solely to farm (you)s (Things like trans-flag colored marines, poorly painted minis, etc)>It's Decalfag or his impostor spamming his images again
>>98865122Yes. He's too fragile for how scary he looks though, so he tends to draw fire and die unceremoniously in the early game.
>>98865764he wouldn't even be able to be theoretically "rescued" by the ordo xenos or some rogue trader before getting killed off. if he's in a tau occupied system though, he'd definitely thrive.
What's the coolest looking model with worst rules?
>>98865837Literally any of the dark angels characters
>>98864215I'm pretty new to the hobby, just got Nemesis claw earlier this month cause they looked cool, I've painted some operatives with the GW tutorials I borrowed some True metallic paints from a friend and did this
>>98865867looks good so far
>>98865867Great start, already exhibiting signs of solid brush control. You’ll be a pro in no time my fren.
>>98865867Its a lil bit thicc. Need to add a bit more water to the paint. Metallics are annoying and if you finding it too watery. You can try a medium to thin it down.
I enjoyed death riderI know that the krieg novel isn't really the place to be complaining about it but there's a serious lack of people actually feeling pain in warhammer, stoicism is what the emperor demands and all but sometimes when you read "his arm got cut off and his face got burned and his balls were clamped in a tyranid's jaws" you expect a scream instead of just sort of glossing over it
Behold, boney guys! Haven't fully done szeras' glowy effects, but I like the staff.
>>98864099New suicide method: Listen to a reading of Schopenhauer's "On Women" and take a shot every time he makes a solid point.
>>98865894Looking great so far Cronbro
>>98865744If its the same model over and over again its essentially a form of avatarfagging, otherwise model posting is fine. Its like if every time someone mentioned orks I would post my ghaz or something similar
I'm having a weird problem where when I build and glue my minis, they look "slanted". I'm not really sure how to describe it exactly, but marines are leaning too far, characters have their backs way out. I'm following the instructions and everything
>>98865921Is it your eyes, did you assemble them slightly wrong, or did you just attach them to the base at the wrong angle?A picture would go miles in helping with your problem.
>>98865921It's a wondrous thing in this day and age that you don't have to describe it. It's very easy to take a picture with the mini computer in your hand/pocket and just post that
>>98865900Thanks! >>98865921Unless you send a picture the best I can suggest is deliberately try to slant them the other way and hope it cancels out.
>>98865697I like that the stormsurge is looking over like "what the hell am I doing here". Like even it knows it's a retarded model and it would shrug if it had arms.
>>98865921You're probably just noticing that 90% of modern GW sculpts are really fucking badly posed.
>>98865921Are you holding the part in place for a little while after you glue/cement it, or at least propping it up with something? Gravity can drag on it while the bonding is still weak if you don't.
>>98865867is that meant to be a night lord or something else? its a night lord kit, but the gold is making me think of black legion, and the metal armor is making me think of iron warriors.
>>98865377
>>98865894Nice glow effect bro it looks gud
Honestly, how long do you think it will be before GW introduces a "40k Classic"
>>98866047They already didIt's called "Warhammer: The Horus Heresy"I'm surprised more people haven't heard about it
>>98866047We really don't need a third WH40k gameHH and 11th are already enoughThe actual physical tabletop players are thin as it isWe don't need to balkanize them further
What's the difference between a Kill Team Exaction Squad and a 40k Exaction Squad? They seem to be the exact same models but sold in different boxes
>>98866047It'll be when Killteam sales drop too much. They'll do a >remember 2nd edition with small warbands? pepperridge workshop remembers and release a box and a bunch of garbage rules that people will call >SOVL and sell fomo boxes of nostalgia for a while.
>>98866094One come with tokens for kill team.
>>98866094There's potentially a sprue missing, not sure about exaction squad but I've heard of instances where they've removed stuff from the KT box (cool bitz used to make specific operatives) for the 40K repackaging.
>>98866083Third time's the charm for doing it right.
Jeez it’s slow tonight, where my brothers at? We just chillin?
>>98866185Check your discord. Rest of the shitposters are there.
Damn, painting is hard huh
>>98866218Dunno, have you tried asking /wip/?
>>98866218>Brush for 10 hours straight>$12 brush frays
>>98864445>Lovecraft would be a guard goon, not debatable. He was obsessed with humanity facing horrors beyond their comprehension, the idea of Cadians marching forward to deal with Meganobz or a Neurolictor would appeal to himHe would play Tau because his guiding philosophy in life was that humanity was ultimately building towards the perfect society that would last forever. Don't fuck with me on this, I am the supreme authority on Lovecraft in this or any universe.
>>98866190I don’t know if this is some attempt at mockery or what
>>98865898one of the things I like most about 40k is that sex is so downplayed, so women are largely irrelevant in it
>>98866238Kek this is sadly true but still pathetic in general
>>98866244it would be, if modern western women weren't as awful as they are, but unfortunately, they are
>>98866249I’m just saying public opinion is still somehow in their favor but rapidly deteriorating and rightfully so
>>98866266>public opinionI wipe my ass with public opinion
>>98866249>>98866266Bros, your models?
>>98866273Okay I agree but it’s just a potential reality at this point
>>98866279What about them?
>>98866249Virgin, lmao
>>98866279we're discussing the proper role of women in the 40k universe (nonexistent), that's on-topic>>98866282I dare to dream
>>98866296FACT: The more women you have sex with, the less you respect them as a whole.
>>98866298The only post that even mentioned 40K was >>98866238 and then it derailed to offtopic from there. Wrap it up, incels
lol
>>98866303Gem
>want to paint>look up tips and advice>get overwhelmed by so much information>end up doing nothing but base coat and maybe wash Glazes, blending, highlighting, stippling etc are too high IQ for me.
>only navy breacher I like is the shield guy>can't buy just shield man, have to buy an expensive box of random guys I don't care about
>>98866315I feel ya heavily, I only end up doing as you described as I'm intimidated by highlighting lol
>>98866290Impressive collection
>>98866315Basecoat -> wash -> tidy up basecoat will look fine as long as you've done it neatly and you've based your minis. You only need to start worry about stuff beyond that when you actually start wanting to push your minis further.
>>98864390I think Howard would probably play Blood Angels. He's obviously a melee enjoyer, but he also loves barbarians living within civilized society and the conflict therein, so something like BAs fighting their twin flaws would probably appeal to him.
>>98866222Kek I support the motion of trying to get everyone period to abandon the thread Nice trips btw >>98866229Has to happen
>>98866299Only untill certain point, but it's not respect-disrespect, unless you some kind of stereotypical abuser/incel, more like reality check.
>>98866324Ty anon, you’re a peach
>>98866290Allergic to new photos, huh
>>98866380We all know it's a larper atp and posting after a bunch of offtopic "le western womens!" shitposting only helps prove it
>>98865628Sadly they don’t have any pro acryl or ak over there. It’s just citadel or try to adapt Tamiya or Mr. Hobby paint or something. That’d be like us in America only having Testors or Citadel in the big 2026.
>>98866380I’m gonna post my Hellblasters for the collage so hopefully you’re appeased by then
>>98866389>he thinks he's getting on the collage permanent means permanent pedo
I honestly like Primarchs on tabletop. Now as for them being the focus of lore, I understand why people are mad about it, but I love big fuck-off monsters
>>98866394You don’t make the rule here
>>98866386Dystopic
>>98866400That said, why the FUCK are loyalist primarchs barely bigger than terminators while chaos ones loom over dreadnoughts? You might say "oh, chaos made them more powerful" but there are several problems with that.1. 30k Chaos Primarch models are more in line with 40k loyalist ones 2. The power gap clearly isn't that large in lore given the amount of times loyalists still beat the piss out of chaos primarchs, and it certainly isn't there on tabletop 3. Size =/= power. The vast majority of characters empowered by chaos just gain better versions of their existing traits, or mutations or magic powers or whatever. There is no linear relationship between chaos juice and physical size. In the iconic final duel art Horus is still the same size as Sanguinius even though he is obviously several times more powerful.
>>98866454In 30k they aren't daemon princes, in 40k they are. Now... should they be KNIGHT sized? Probably not
>>98866454>primarch fanboy doesn't know about daemon princes
>>98866460There's a 30k fulgrim and he is taller than the others but the body is about the same and the extra height looks to come from the tail. I just want the loyalist primarchs to also visually stand out as centerpieces T_T maybe dread sized or w/e. But I guess that ship has sailed
>>98866454>actual discussion>on my /40kg/Lets dew it.>1.I think an extra 10,000 years for chaos to grow the primarchs size makes sense.>2. Loyalists usually win in the books so idk man, its the narrative price chaos primarchs pay for not being the protagonists.>3.Horus wasnt chaos long enough to get big. Like you said in point 1, tr8r primarchs were mostly in line with the loyalist size. They need time for the chaos juice to do its thing.
>>98866467>mindless primarch hater can't read Typical ig
>>98866468If anyone should be bigger it ought to be the sanguinor.
>>98866472>>actual discussion>why my action toys are smaller than other action toyskek
>>98866472>Chaos barely works faster than regular HGH and roidsI mean I'm on board with the theory because it makes the Chaos Gods look like weak pussies even more but it's still visually sad T_T
Remove primarchs from 40k and just release some stupid primarchs only brawler minigame ruleset people can run to get all the primarch action they want
>>98866474Well yeah but everyone knows BA can't get anything nice ever >>98866478>I'mma go into the 40k thread and whine about people talking about 40kIs this seriously the most fulfilling thing you could think of to do with your day?
>>98866454becoming part daemon is what makes them huge. check Angron and Fulgrim's "transfigured" models. they're basically the same size as the 40k ones.
>>98866474He's not a primarch nor should he be. If you gonna bring the primarchs back then you should go all out and not pulling punch. No avatar, no clone or fake ass primarch bullshit
>>98866473Can't read how exactly? It's not my fault you don't know anything about daemon princes. They mutate much bigger than regular humans into towering monstrosities, that's it. That's the lore.
>>98866482>and whineProjecting much?
>>98866468>>98866479>T_TYou don't belong kid, back2reddit
>>98866359>unless you some kind of stereotypical abuser/incelhope she sees this, bro
>>98864199>Not to mention Cold star commanders already give their minions [ASSAULT]for now
GSC aside, is cross-species breeding possible? It seems like we could make human/tau or human/ork hybrids at least.
>>98866606It was but they dropped that idea ages ago. Tbf it really doesn't gel well with the niches they've shoehorned factions into and "game balance", although also>orksAre a fungus so straight out. Maybe do some more lore research, buddy
>>98866480Honestly I could get behind that as long as the models are nice>>98866483Dude>>98866499I literally already addressed that with a canon source to the contrary in regards to primarchs >>98866507You know what you're doing>>98866515Redditors don't use text faces tbdesu
>>98866679>I literally already addressed that with a canon source to the contrary in regards to primarchsWhat, the tidbit about Horus/traitor primarchs not being much bigger during the HH? Well yeah, they're only freshly turned into daemon princes. It's just a lore thing that daemons often grow in size with time spent in the real world. It's not consistent, there's no hard rules to it, but it's lore.>Redditors don't use text facesNeither do 4channers, newgen.
>>98866467Primarchfags literally don't know and don't even like 40K. They just want their Horkus Horshitty 2 where primarch glup shittos dickslap each other with their gay superhero powers in vaguely grimdark locales.
>>98866692Even if that were the case(which I have never seen a source on, but w/e) it would be super dumb. Regardless of any lore reasons they might make up to justify it, having mortarion and magnus be 3x the size of guilliman on tabletop despite a very similar stat block is just silly, especially when the lore also says he beat them both the last time he met either one.
I want Erebus model
>>98866679>as long as the models are niceYou'll buy them regardless, piggy
>>98866720Eh I'm honestly considering not buying the lion anymore know that I know he's like a terminator+ instead of a big centerpiece desk status like the chaos primarchs
new thread>>98866724>>98866724>>98866724
>>98866723>considering not buying>considering And yet you'll still buy like the good little primarchpiggy you are
>>98866711>which I have never seen a source onYou can refer to even just the basic daemon prince model for a start, but examples of "older/stronger daemon is physically bigger" exist all over 40K, you don't have to look far.>it would be super dumbWelcome to Warhammer. Tabletop minis aren't to scale btw and who beat who is irrelevant because it's up to the author/which faction they're trying to sell.>but w/eYou type like such a fag and your shit's all retarded.
>>98865035You made my day Katawa-Kun. You have my blessings as a Rincel.
>>98865921I know what you're talking about. I was building Black Templar Sword Bros and they're mostly leaning forward for their running pose. A lot of them I added some greenstuff under their feet to get a better angle
>>98866083HH doesn't support Xenos factions.
