Witch edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-august-10-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>98864137>TQWhat's your favorite mage type?(Cleric, Wizard, Warlock, Shaman, Druid, or Sorcerer.)
>tqWarlockIt's current theme seems to be evasion.
Thread Question
>>98874399Shaman because I like nature magic but without the treehugging bit a little too much
I still want to gaydie
>>98874399TQWizards, but not the current design space where they focus on prowess and the act of casting instants/sorceries. I mean this shit in pic related, this went hard
>>98874440The problem is, og Azami scared them off from wizard tribal as a whole, and forced them to relegate wizards to spellslinging n shiet. Which leads to the problem where they can have too many spellslingers and not enough shiet. This is all commander of course, in actual legit formats, things change drastically.Commander really fucking damaged this game is what I'm going at.
>tqsexooooo sexoooo sexoooo with witch sexooooo!!!!!
>TQSpellshaper, Monger, or Mystic
>>98874460Good choicehttps://scryfall.com/card/tsr/172/jaya-ballard-task-mage
>>98874460Isn't a monger a type of merchant?
>>98874485Looks more like a Thigh Shaper or a Tittymancer to me
>>98874592Sir this is the /mtg/ general
i haven't been to an lgs in such a long time i forgot mtg was a bo3 originally
Is this standard viable
Happy Holleween>>98874485>>98874590pic is Sigarda & Thalia vs a horror in a cyberpunk Innistrad by artist kardie00
>tqdruid
Free MonoWhite
>>98875147We didn't know how good we had it, bros
>>98875137Jesus who drew that
>>98875438Grok
How hard is EDH keeping this shit afloat?
>overtake my main with my smurf while practicing for EW>someone was butthurt enough to report my namelol
>>98875546Every single decision wotc has made in the past 6 or so years was for EDH. Really the trigger for this was Covid because competitive play and support was actually pretty good 2019.
Umm where is my Yanineko set?
>>98875612>competitive play and support was actually pretty good 2019.
>>98875546A recent big event consisting of 700 seats split between 7 events in my area had approximately 8 people per event signed up. Two events had seats at Pro Tour or whatever the fuck it's called now as prizes. 40/700 seats occupied. A national tournament organizer had to drive across the country, feed, and house staff so they can host a tournament for 40 people with a population of a million people within an hour's drive.In all seriousness there are no more sane people playing the game. Everyone playing at my store is incompetent and/or deep in the depths of a gambling addiction. It's so over. Wizards is not able to print enough to introduce this game to China or India, nations with the greatest growing middle class. They could be pulling in three billion annually if they invested in any printing but no, they just want to bleed the whales. I don't know how they expect to sell the game in Asia when nobody is playing it in North America.
Wouldn't it have been funny if this worked on creature carsa
>>98875612How was covid bad for standard but not a problem for EDH? You could at least play standard in arena, but there's no social distanced commander.
>>98875994Spell table commander during lockdowns were very comfy. I had a weekly game during the gigantic lockdowns in Melbourne. In hindsight it sure does seem like a massive overreaction.
>>98875921
>>98875563hello Nathan
Terrible
>>98876236This single card shunts nearly all NuTrek into an alternate reality (good thing)
>>98876240>>98876236i'm getting tired of the way new sets are either some cantrip or some overcosted sorcery that does some gay shit
>>98875706Well yes the balance was garbage because of FIRE but events were firing left and right, LGSes still had an active 60 card playerbase instead of """""organized play"""""" (commander nights).
I too miss the cerebral showdowns that was one-on-one Magic.
>>98876351couldn't he have fetched a swamp?
>>98876232That's probably decent. Gonna try in Pioneer.
>>98876232>0/1 t1>1/2 t2>2/3 t3oof that's slow
>>98876552She's also a mana dork you don't tap, and it's based on the number of counters on her
How long until we get a Bacon and Eggs card?
>>98876630after the full english that you sacrifice a blood token for
>>98876638In your upkeep I flash in Blueberry Pancakes and sacrifice it to gain 3 life and tap all your creatures.
>>98876630Is so nice!
>>98876630How long until universes beyond: burger king?
>>98876630>you can kill a savanna lion by tossing a warm cup of tea at it
>>98876728No but you can give a Squire a Bagel and then he can kill a Savannah Lion
>>98876728It's Savanna Lions, so you actually kill two of them with one cup of tea. Or by flicking a coin at them. Or with a playful shove.
>>98876310Yeah god forbid they stop printing new Dig Through Times and Treasure Cruises.
>>98876728>Emrakul when the 15th squirrel is declared as a blocker
*blocks your spaceship and instantly destroys it*
>>98877144Damn Tholians.
>>98877144Why the hell would you even play this awful, awful card.
>>98876630we already have instant ramen
>>98877159I now remember those ridiculous nu-Abzan armors
>>98877172Big downgrade from the original set design
>>98877159I read that as Dragon Simper for a second.
>>98877220Sarkhan isn't in the art
>>98877179
>>98877223what in the goddamn.That giant elephant looks cool at least.
Elephants are cool
>>98876989>oof too bad anon but you forgot about my annihilator 6 trigger :^)
>>98876419>expecting Legacy players to adaptThese fuckers were playing Venser during the first Trump administration.There was one guy who posted frequently on The Source who argued that Blood Moon was ban worthy not on power-level reasons (the decks that relied on it weren't actually good at the time), but because the card would randomly create these non-games and knock people out of contention. Which KINDA makes sense from a purely competitive standpoint. Until you remember that fast combo can exist because FoW answers it, and there was this meme going around that "FoW is a bad card, actually" that people talked themselves into believing because they were trying to convince themselves that Maverick could have real staying power and "0: counter target spell" isn't an insane line of text.Then these fuckers insisted Astrolabe needed to be banned because it's good against Blood Moon (again, those decks sucked anyway) and "undermined Wasteland's place in the format" (spoiler alert: UR Delver was the best deck that hole year an if you didn't play 4 Wasteland in it you were actually just wrong).Then these same fuckers insisted Prismatic Ending needed to be banned because if you had 2 basics you could answer Blood Moon (thankfully they didn't get their way because banning a removal spell would have been a joke).The only more egregious "plz ban" was the case against FoN. God I'm mad. Why did I ever let myself get talked into playing this trash format?
>>98877409they sound like commander players
>>98877409Astrolabe got banned because you were able to suddenly run 4c Blood Moon but good job with the LARP
>>98877511Control decks with blood moon were a thing but the main complaint was "Wasteland isn't good anymore." That said there's an argument to be made that "why shouldn't a control deck be able to use a cmc3 lock piece?">>98877507Really they all want their pet deck to still be good and cope about it (I was the same way).
>>98877235Looked better
i like wasteland, i appreciate what it does for the format, but boy can it make for some of the worst nongames of all time
Whats your favorite rrat?
>>98877389"Declared as blocker" implies annihilator already resolved because that comes after attackers declared
>>98877634
>>98876232First playable card from this set and its mono green...>>98876552Green has ways of putting counters on creatures, fast... It can be 3 extra mana on turn 3. Legendary is a quality balancing tool, though. Main reason why there's so many legendary shit around right now.
>>98877409None of this is true.
why did wotc give this character a weird/ugly face?
>>98877409To be fair, there was an argument to be made about FoW being bad in fair control mirrors and sideboarding them out. Now, what matters is sticking your 1-3 drop value engine, ie Tamiyo, Up the Bean Stock, Barrowgoyf to win you the game on its own.
>>98878185Wotc is not the artist.
>>98878256they dictate every minor detail to the artist
>>98878185You know why as well as I do. The less than 1% of trannies have to be appeased by making every woman look like one/you can't appeal to the male gaze or else you're an istaphobe and deserve to be cancelled.
Does anyone have the "meet potential man" image with Karn? I lost it.
>>98877389Why do they look American?
>>98876630>>98877170
>>98878339Because only Americans go to heaven, duh
>>98878287That's questionable. You can find many "artist directions" for specific cards that are just broad strokes.
>>98878396You're not allowed to make fun of this one, Final Faggotry is Approved UB™, a shill told me so.
>>98878420>>98878396FF shills don't care about instant ramen.
>European countryHas pavper tourneys>Fully fecalized angloyid kike owned """country""" (indian public shitting street)Does not have pavper tourneys/thread+trvth nvke+pedo troons dead+ratio+L+keep it fash keep it white keep it evropean+angloyids are subhuman nigger apes (only here to remind you that you suck jew and brown cock, nigel and john HAHAHA)
>>98878413You can find a few examples of artists sending in art that's too white or with too large of boobs and the art director sending them back.The art director SHOULD have a tight stranglehold on the artists and the art direction of a set, that's their entire job. But instead they use their powers to ensure the art is bad and not consistent. It's sad.
>>98878500>You can find a few examples of artists sending in art that's too white or with too large of boobs and the art director sending them backDo you have any specific examples? I just remember these things being baked into the prompt (an [sic] heavyset badass)
>>98875921>>98876236>Take two mildly interesting mechanics>Put them into your UB set>The strongest versions of them are just over-costed commanderslop>The closest thing to competitive versions of these cards are 3-mana green creatures that are worse than EOE's landfall raresIt's crazy to think this set and Avatar were released less than a year apart.
>>98878500This artist got in a lot of shit for her artwork of Liliana. She refuses to draw ugly bitches. The art directors can go fuck themselves. WoTC are so fucking woke it's disgraceful.
>>98878500card effects based on the name of the artist should be in the game and not just on meme cards désu
>>98876351Used to get this exact response in modern vs titan players game 1 when I did a t2 moon. Miss that shit.
>teenage mutant ninja turtles, avatar the last airbender, star trek, and marvel super heroes are all standard legalwhat in the world is going on here?i get the ub thing but why make it standard legal?
>>98878750So they make more money. Simple as. Not much else to it.
>>988787501. Its easy to do2. They make A LOT of money (biggest reason)
>>98878750People hated the One Ring ruining Modern so they shifted to standard since they have more experience balancing for standard.
>>98876232Quick lore:Jadzia is a worm in her belly (Dax) that has the memories of its previous hosts. When Jadzia dies, the next host will have her memories as well. Not all Trills have worms.Dax's host before Jadzia was Curzon, a male mentor to younger Captain Sisko. As a result, Sisko sometimes calls Jadzia "Old Man".
>>98878849I don't like Jadzia. She's a useless bitch half the time she's around, and the other half is her demonstrating her horrendous girlpower personality to everyone she meets. Martok's wife was right to despise her.
>>98878420Even amongst the biggest FFtards, XV was a garbage entry, so much so that it created a dedicated shitposter and boogeyman that always tries to defend it across every website, and it still does on to this day.
>>98878879Jadzia was there for sex appeal, until they replaced her with superior Ezri
>>98878993>Trolling this poorlyShut the fuck up faggot. They removed Jadzia because she got pregnant and the show runners were fucking assholes. DS9 was a good show but Star Trek is fucking dead now. They fucking killed it. Those woke fucking motherfuckers fucking destroyed Star Trek for their own amusement. The cards will sell but probably not as much as they want. Nobody gives a FUCK about Star Trek anymore. Woke Trek amirite?
>>98878750Lying liars who lie
>>98879018Are thinking of someone else? She didn't leave the show because of a pregnancy.
>>98879088It's not well known but it's true.
>>98879039The cards released at that date were not Standard legal.
>>98879186>I change my mind hahahahah I change my mind what are you going to do about it?You are a bootlicking cuck.
>>98879197Why? Because I'm telling you how the world works?
>>98878750>Why Bring Universes Beyond to All Formats?>We achieve several goals with this change:>Newer players that come into Magic through Universes Beyond can be properly pathed into smaller formats where their decks have a chance to be competitive.>Veteran players should appreciate a reduction in "straight-to-Modern" sets that have created more churn in that format than typical sets do.>Our design team gets to do what they're best at—we have decades of reps making sets built for this "default" use case.source: https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/aligning-the-universes-making-all-our-sets-legal-in-all-our-formats
>>98878396I'm not far enough gone to have instant ramen for breakfast.
>>98879018Don't talk shit about Ezri
>>98879134You can see her in Becker not soon after. She wasn't pregnant.
>>98879407God I hope her card is good. Wouldn't be upset about some cosmetics on arena either.
>>98879414Oh right, yes I was thinking of the Angel tv show.
>>98878993Kira was always hotter anyway.
>>98879476How many cards are still left to be revealed? I feel like we've already seen the bulk of the Legendary Creatures, meaning lots of minor characters got snubbed like;TuvokEzriNogLt. BarclayWesleyEnsign KimTom ParisChakotayNeelix (Thank God for that)
you HAVE read Understanding Gush, right, /mtg/?
>>98879507Tuvok and Neelix were in the reveal stream, so we know they're getting cards.If we got The Traveler there's got to be a Wesley, although he could be relegated to the commander deck.The fact that all the signpost uncommons are legends makes me think they won't ignore main cast to avoid having too many.There's no way they put Daniels in over Nog, whose arc is wildly popular.
>>98879197Notice how I never see you complaining that they changed their mind on never reprinting rares or never banning cards in Standard.
what's babby's first legacy deck?
delver prolly
>>98879587Sneak and Show is a simple and powerful A+B combo deck that doesn't require you to make too many very impactful decisions, and the sheer power of your combo can often overcome lack of format knowledge and skill to give you wins. It's also relatively well positioned in the current metagame I think.UR delver (which is often played without delver now lol) has tons of microdecisions that you make throughout the game and has a very high skill ceiling, but the play patterns in it are somewhat similar to other format tempo decks (but you get force of will + brainstorm + ponder + daze, so of course there's still that learning curve) so it should help you acclimate to the legacy climate.
>>98879216yeah i've caught up now. that's kind of depressing. considering how tiny the standard playerbase is compared to edh i'm still surprised they did this. i kind of assumed they'd allow competitive formats to decline gracefully as they pulled support.
>>98879614Sneak and Show is a blue deck which means it starts at a high baseline of complexity you retard.
Does Magic have a Baghdad Battery?
>>98875921>Diversity is bad>Diversity the card is bad
>>98876236The dividing line between rules text and flavour text angers me.
>>98879795buddy they have fucking powerstonesalso: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRZR_TeVi5Y
>>98879587Mono black reanimator>>98879758SnS brainlet triggered that someone called his deck simple lmao>>98879795What is this even asking?
>>98878413I fucking hate you you dindu-brain faggot.
>>98876351Actually, the shardless bug player deserved that. The sol land + lock piece stompy archetype has been a mainstay of the format for years. They make sure greedy decks stay honest.
any deck that has brainstorm and force of will is a complex deck solely by virtue of having to know what spells to counter and when to use brainstorm
>>98879898Monkey play fetchMonkey cast BrainstormMonkey crack fetchMonkey so good at game. Fetch very skilled.
>>98875921This seriously reads like a shitpost from 10 years ago.
>>98879898good post
I just want all the Voyager cards. Don't care about the other Trek shit.
Beans.
>>98875664She is my spirit animal>>98876232Aren't most of StarTrek species just species of humans? I remember that in new generation (i Think) a Klingon showed opera as one of their heritage songs that they kept since when their ancestors left earth and started evolving.As for the card: slow.>>98876236Show and Tell but better.
>>98875664Nanmonee -> No money? Heh.https://youtube.com/watch?v=arSdRZo5SSghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=rrKD1BRb3NU
>>98879562I've complained about both of those things before you fucking schizo. If I went through every shitty thing WoTC has done we'd be going through the entire WoTC war crimes pastebin and more.
>>98879898>i'll keep>fetch, island, brainstorm, pass
>>98879898ahahahahaaaaaaaaahaaaNO
Are you a bad enough dude to play intense Vintage to win 10kgs of rice and 7.5kgs of pears?
>>98880477proxy vintage where i can build a whole deck for $2? sure.
Currently foiling out my premodern deck.FNM foil hippie or FBB?>betaDon’t like the washed out colors.
>https://x.com/rakkastar/status/2114522146005197235So does anyone know where to read the new Magic the gathering Yuribait manga?
>>98880795if this is another love triangle shitshow I'm out
>>98880830another?love triangle?
>>98879542Cards in hand are le good?
>>98880149>Aren't most of StarTrek species just species of humans?No. However, it was revealed that most species on Star Trek, including humans, are descendants of an super-ancient race that seeded the galaxy, explaining why most aliens more or less have the same body plan and can interbreed (it doesn't really, but Trek often fumbles DNA and evolution)
>>98880866A progenitor humanoid species, that's part of the Luciferian influence throughout Star Trek
>>98880845or how many ever romantic relationships were bogging down Destroy all humanity. never again
I'm realizing since this set is "muh heckin diversity", they are going to go wide rather than deep on creature types. Accordingly we are probably not going to get any more fucking monks.Fuck you, wizards!
>>98881063No. They are going wider on creature types because it's a commander set.
>>98881076>because it's a commander set.Anon, that's every set.
>>98881198Correct, but UB sets are more commander than UW.
>>98881063The day of reckoning will come. It will be a long time but it will come for sure.
>>98876630>you have to eat all the eggs
There isn't a single card from trek that I'm even remotely interested in even from a design standpoint. What a gay set, Gavin is such a fag.
>>98881532>Spider-Man and Trek are filtering all the whiny pissbabiesGood.
>>98881561hello little piggy, have you had your fill of slop today?
>>98881532Most seem to disagree.
>>98881581The growin magic community of Montana loves it!
>>98881587Denial stage of grief.
>>98881589how many collector boxes have you preordered?
>>9888159320, which is more than the total orders for Reality Failure.
>>98881593Zero. I don't play commander.
>>98874399this alt art is cute
>>98881561>Oink, oink, oink, oinkOk
>>98874399>What's your favorite mage type?(Cleric, Wizard, Warlock, Shaman, Druid, or Sorcerer.)Wizards, especially of the pinging variety.
>>98881532I am immensely unimpressed by it so far. The only card that has intrigued me at all is Quark, and only for Commander shenanigans.
any paper Modern players? I don't go often but had an interaction last FNM that seemed kind of weird:we're X-0. opponent is playing slowly and poorly and complaining we're going to time out and mentions all his games have gone to time. I'm playing fast and well but being nice about it.we time out and draw.I explain that draws count as losses for prizing and it's better EV if one of us concedes and we split what we get from the last round.he asks me to concede and not split because he really wants store credit.I say no, but I'll concede if we split.He eventually agrees to take the win and split the credit as long as he gets to keep the promo pack (...).I lose my next round quickly and go watch his.This guy asks his next X-0 opponent to concede to him so he can have all the store credit because he wants store credit.The opponent agrees(!?).The guy then takes all the credit and doesn't split it, going undefeated by begging every opponent for concessions.
I love UB because it lets me shitpost IRL.I'm playing Marvel Ninja Turtle Star Trek slop and there's nothing you can do about it, bitch.
>>98881703This is why prize splitting is for bitches.
>>98881704AIEEEEE NOOOOOOOO STOP REMINDING ME RENT IS DUE!!!
>>98881532you know you fucked up when even star trek fanboys like the professor aren't excited for it
>>98881746Prof isn't a fan of anything he just performatively bitches and keeps playing because he tethered himself to this game despite it being an obviously horrible idea.
>>98881703Prize splitting is against the rules. Call judge for slow play and if that doesnt work tell them you wont concede and take the draw.
>>98881753his editors cut out 12 minutes of nitpicking about the star trek set then he says he's actually looking forward to darkhold despite not like marvel since it's actually trying to tell a story with it's set
>>98881771That's literally textbook performative bitching
>>98881704textbook case of saffron syndrome
>>98881371He's a scientist, not a cleric. Is there another card I'm not aware of?>>98881690You're intrigued by a red smothering tithe with a huge downside?
>>98880746If you're foiling it out then go all in on foil but try to keep the frames as consistent as possible. I've sort of gone off foils in general because not every card can be foiled, especially in premodern.
>>98877409Damn, I remember all those times. How is Legacy even doing these days? I noped out during Covid because more and more Universes Beyond crap kept showing up in the format. That... four drop red-green planeswalker from Dungeons and Dragons was my breaking point, I remember. I imagine it has only gotten worse, but I'm surprised it's still around. The dual lands are like $300 higher than they were when I quit, how do people even get into the format anymore?
I haven't played magic in quite a while but want to play modern again, is either monoblack or UB control remotely viable these days? I yearn to make people hate playing.
>>98881968>You're intrigued by a red smothering tithe with a huge downside?Yes. Downsides are fun.
>>98878353>fat chick eats a card every combat
>>98882305Monoblack control has kind of been dead since Sheoldred left standard. Dimir Midrange is alright now, I think, but it's definitely not hard control.
>>98876630You need to pay 4 mana to deal 2 damage to, get this, not any target, but only target opponent! Brilliant!
>>98882206>How do people get into LegacyThat's the neat part...they don't.
>>98882206The only people playing paper legacy today are people who played paper legacy 20 years ago. If you want to play it do it on modo.
>>98882206Legacy and vintage in paper have been exceptionally shafted by wotc in recent times, the only major event held by wotc for legacy or vintage a year is eternal weekend. Most player run events allow you to have proxies, either allowing proxies of all reserved list cards or typically like 15 proxies for a list, which should be more than enough to cover duals + a few of the most expensive cards. >>98882536This is pretty correct for 95% of the people that play legacy in paper with real duals. But if you are near a place that has paper legacy events with any regularity, they most likely allow proxies. Really though if you're going to play legacy your likely only or best option is to just do it on mtgo. It's not exactly cheap on there either but it's not nearly as bad as paper.
>>98874399Read it as Cuddlegrove Witch, was dissapointed when I went over it again.
>>98874399>What's your favorite mage type?(Cleric, Wizard, Warlock, Shaman, Druid, or Sorcerer.)Yes.
>>98881746I think he secretly loves it. He just can't come out and say it because he'll be eaten alive. As the general consensus hates it. Also doesn't help he built his channel on hating Universe Beyond sets.
>>98881712This but unironically. I'm like a month behind. My parents said they'd help but have changed their minds. Anyone know a good way to sell magic cards quick? The landlords are threatening me with eviction
>>98882658Sell that ass, homeboy
>>98881532The fatigue is setting in with UB. Now normies are realising their game has turned into funko pops.
Damn it. Didn't know you can't cancel Secret Lair orders once you've checked out. I just wanted to see if I could actually get one.
>>98882673They should try making UB sets that are actually desirable instead of low effort slop. The difference in reception between LOTR/FF and everything else is mind-boggling.
I swear if I see one more queer slobbing on FF
Cue low hanging jokes
>>98882907Sorry anon, its simply that much of a likeable set despite its clear flaws.
>>98882933slots right into my munitions deck
>>98882933>tard wrangleryikes, does wotc really hate us that much?
>>98882990yfw someone at Wizards is paid to read all the magic threads on /tg/.
>>98882593Man storm drake and this guy used to go nuts
Member when you could just put this guy in your deck and win? I member… so many discard spells into bad guy scoops… i miss magic so much bros…
>>98882305In Modern? Theres UB Midrange just very recently but it fell out of favor. Esper Blink is still very much a thing. If you want mono black, you can either run Mono Black Eldrazi which runs Sheoldred backed up by retarded Eldrazi spells like K-command, or you can run Necrodominance which is your traditional Black based value deck but is less effective right now
>>98882682hobbit was low effort slop, but setting fits, so it sold. marvel trash had a massive budget, but all the fucking heroes are just lame
>>98882305Legacy has mono black helm combo, where you just play busted black cards like oppo agent and the recently printed Barrowgoyf, and either stall and win via combat damage and value with Barrowgoyf or assemble your Helm of Obedience + Leyline of the Void/Dauthi Voidwalker combo and win. Playing 4 mainline leylines and lots of discard can be pretty good into the current legacy metagame, many people are trying to abuse Bilbo or otherwise use their yard for value. The UB deck in the format is more of a tempo deck than a hard slogging control deck, but it's very good. Tamiyo, cheap creature interaction, discard, barrowgoyf or kaito to finish off the games. Grixis control is in the format and quite competitive, and most of the deck is UB it mostly just splashes red for bolts and a few command spells and sb cards.
>>98883186Honestly, that's really stupid.Do you really think they would pay someone to post on here all day when I could be doing *literally* anything else?Use your brain.
>>98881436holly fuck, i thought it was a joke
>>98883288Turbo landfall.
>>98883197No I don't, didn't the game basically die around the time of that set? Imagine not playing old school formats in 2020+6
>>98882933There is absolutely no way Wizards would let this name get printed because it demeans the mentally ill. This is an accident and another sign of their incompetence that nobody in that company has the cultural diversity to catch it. Don't give them the credibility that they are culturally aware enough to make that joke. They draw Jace making a goatse for fucks sake.There is no way the company that has an allergic aversion to tits would also stand for a joke about retards. No fucking way. If they printed a card named "Niggas in Paris" we can only believe they are thinking about something else.
>>98876630When we get the Frasier set.
>>98882933I am the Targ in question
>>98882658Stores will usually buy bulk at half price.
>>98882933
>>98883521Really. You had to grok to change the name. The absolute state of humanity.
>>98883548Not him but school never had a class on photoshop and learning that shit requires a textbook. You have to download the font and find the card frame. Why not use Grok for this shit. Who the fuck has hundreds of hours to sit down and play with a new application.Christ where is your hollistic photoshop'd version of this. Fuck off.
>>98883570>I'm lazy and it's everyone else's fault somehow
>>98883548>we need to make fun of retards and wotc ethicallyEat farts, buttlord
Average commander pig slopperhttps://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1xg3h1c/comment/19roxxiekafnp/
>>98883647Average Magic player.ftfy
>>98883614Heh, got a chuckle out of me
>>98882305>is either monoblack or UB control remotely viable these days?if you're ok with playing karn, monoblack has potential through cabal coffers:https://mtgtop8.com/event?e=92447&d=902272&f=MOhttps://mtgtop8.com/event?e=88305&d=869976&f=MO
so we're just never going to reprint chrome mox outside of secret lair slop sets huh
>>98883840unbelievable that my copy of chrome mox i bought for 40 bucks is like 120 bucks now. can't imagine playing legacy in paper without proxies so it doesnt hurt that much, but jesus.
>tfw want to buy a box of SOS collectors packs just so I can gamble on the weeb cardsgenuinely disgusting that they translate showcase cards now
So on a scale of 1 to 10 how slop does the star trek set look? With 1 being LotR and 10 being Spiderman/TMNT
>>98883946About an 8
Post you're deck
>>988839467 out of 9
>>98884058what's wrong with her face? and i don't mean the cybernetic implants
When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token.If one or more tokens would be created under your control, that many 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature tokens are created instead.
>>98884067I didn't notice her face because I was looking at her other implants. Awooga, milk, etc.
>>98884069I assume this is Lewis Zimmerman?
>>98884069
>>98884057okay, have a spicy 8-land stompy deck I used to play.
>>98883946What makes lotr the special exception for Slopiverses Beyond?
So what's wizards gonna do if 3 years from now one of the star trek actors says something racist on twitter or exposed as a pdf file?
>>98884090>different rancor printings>different forest printingswow, why not just give ALL of the knowledge to your opponent???
>>98884102They'll add their card to the Sinful 7 and scrub it from existence, probably.
>>98884103think of how many games I win due to them tilting out though.That's not a joke, I remember one of the few games I won with it was this tall thin dude who got really depressed when I beat him with the deck, and complained it was "just green burn"
>>98884078
>>98884058what the fuck is this art? This like the 20th time I have to check if a TRK card is real or trolling
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/making-magic/how-to-design-sets-for-expansive-properties
>>98884194>all the slop goes in buckets
>>98884146
>>98884205Planet Ramp.
>>98884194Kikes can literally make up whatever the kike they want for making anything into “magic” cards. Nothing needs to make sense anymore. They already killed the color pie by giving everything White had to blue. Nothing matters when the soul of the game is a retarded joke now. It’s never going to be “Magic” as a genre or theme or feeling. Now it’s just the corporate slogan/brand name of Fortnite cardboard.
>>98884221White still has lifelink, first strike, double strike, and enchantment destruction.
>>98884219The Grand Nagus.
>>98884057
>>98884234Enchantment - AuraEnchant creatureEnchanted creature gets -4/-0, can't block, and is a Salamander. (It loses all other creature types.)Threshold - At the beginning of each upkeep, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, exile enchanted creature.
>>98884090>>98884238Double kino
Maro says no more small sets. All UB sets will now be full sized.
>>98883840Sorry I bought like six of them for EDH decks back when they were cheap and I told WotC to keep the price high until I finally get around to selling my cards for this shitass game.
>>98884250Whenever Sela attacks, exile up to one target card in a graveyard.Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Romulan creature token.Her mother should never have existed. And young Sela made that a certainty.
>>98884285
>>98884250Goes great in my transformation fetish forced breeding deck
>>98884078I actually think they did a pretty good job of tying together flavor and game mechanics with this one
>>98884250>Threshold
>>98884291
>>98884331The dregs of today.
>>98883570>learning that shit requires a textbookno lol? people are born with those skillsthe absolute state of humanity. we are devolving
>>98884057I miss playing knight tribal in standard (post oko+golos ban)
>>98884205>Pah-Wraith counts toward FederationMUH LORE IS BROKEN
>>98884418From what studies I saw on the subject, using A.I. just rapidly deteriorates a person's ability to think critically and do tasks within minutes. People who use it to write emails for them suddenly lose the ability to write emails on their own. People who use it to solve math problems in a test suddenly lose the ability to do problems without it by the end of the test. It's actual, real brain-rot.
Why is reality fracture crashing? I think it's cool and flavorful...
>>98884442What do you mean with crashing?
>>98884442Both Empower Jace and the Legendary creatures were boring.
>>98884463These are worst ones. Not only are they bad commanders but also bad in draft. Haptra at least is good in G/U and Traxos in W/U & UB.Gallia's counter putting effect should be improved.Teyo should give deathtoch counters and buff deathtouch permanents.
>>98884331how does this shit make it past quality control?
>>98884549They fired their tard wrangler
>>98884552*Targ Wrangler
>>98874688it's not anymore? i just recently got back into paper teaching my son but haven't played at an LGS in 12 years.
>>98876601i remember when Astral Cornucopia first came out in standard i saw it being a decent card but was told it was useless because of how expensive it was.while there are better mana rocks it would be good in the right deck due to counter manipulation, hell vorel of the hull clade wasn't even that old of a card at the time.
>>98884458i don't know what they are talking about either, i heard The Hobbit is dropping pretty hard but so far Reality Fracture seems to be doing normal price fluctuations as people figure out what cards are worth using vs merely looking like they could be good.
>>98884776Reality Fracture is only good for scalpers. It was outrageous powercreep. Shit ton of fucked up overpowered cards that make the game a hell for everyone involved in it. It's not UB, but it managed to become the worst set for the game this year.
>>98880795Search it in raw aggregator, the name of the manga is すべての人類を破壊する。それらは再生できない。 -タイムシフト- or download the raw magazine itself, it's serialized in 少年エース starting from issue #12 2026.
>>98884058Butterface out of nine. At least loot didn't get to those big ol honkers
>>98880993>Reads a harem manga>It has a harem>Shocked pikachu.jpeg
>>98880795>ThoughtseizedWhich one will you discard?
>>98885033no pirate translation yet I assume?
>>98885247It just came out a couple of days ago.
>>98885250ogay
>>98883288>cracking eggis this a TR4N5 dog whistle?
>>98883288You see it's acktual reference to STNG+Q episode 413, where commander Riker cracks some eggs. It's hilarious real reference to real happening in the show. Real Star Trek aficionados and MTG collectors will hoard these cards for future profits, and you should do so too! Consume, crack packs, and enjoy!
>>98884194This statement is doubly retarded as they are specifically making the upcoming underwater plane work by simply adding a flying sidegrade for it. I know Maro has been spewing absolute nonsense for a good ten years now but even something that should be straightforward and simple isn't a correct statement.
>>98876053I don't really know why, but it's so fucking funny to me that because of changelings, they always have to exclude some kind of creature type from these things, so the way it actually reads is "diversity is great and everyone is welcome and makes things better. Except THOSE guys. FUCK those guys." which is basically the basis of racism.
>>98885565I fucked up, meant to respond to>>98875921
>>98884194Who is at fault for this?
>>98884194I would love to see an example of something they put into bucket 2
>>98885344It's S2E13, you filthy casual.
>>98884331why is this legendary? was there only one time the hologram projection had goofy ass yaoihands?
>>98884331imagine the handjobs
>>98884228>abilities that don’t win games
>>98876271>shunts nearly all NuTrek into an alternate reality (good thing)for the record, they already did that in Star Trek Prodigy(Wesley Crusher with the save, again! lol!!)
>>98884234We got space jews in mtg before gta vi
>>98880795Is it an actual mtg manga or just more school garbage with magic cards thrown in? I guess the latter
>>98886078Funnily enough, Prodigy is one of the few NuTreks that DOESN'T get shunted by association with Discovery. Because it has none.It also the only NuTrek that's actually good if you ignore the second season.
>>98885837This is a specific HoloJaneway. Just like Voyager's EMH Mk.I is a specific EMH Mk.I.
This should have been a monk. Mother FUCKERS
>>98884078If the graveyard ability also cost 1R then this card would have been fantastic.
wtf
>>98886348is that supposed to be a joke on his line"I am not a Merry Man!"and they wanted it be to "Faerie" instead of "Merry"?like... "I am not a Faerie Man!"um... I guess... it's a joke?
>>98886348>Still not merryFucking behead WotC
>>98884107Haha what a faggot game
>>98886348>>98886390This is obviously a card from a "multiple cards make one big picture" grouping. I looked it up. It's Q fucking with the bridge crew.
>>98886348>>98886390>>98886537
>>98886348https://youtu.be/Zi6tUp0sYJI
>>98886591>clearly sylar spock from the jj abrams movies>he isn't the one autographing the spock cards???
>>98886570I bet they thought it was clever, it looks like shit
>>98886570I don't remember this from any show
>bajoran tiddies got me like
>>98886697because it's notthat's not disallowed
>>98886697It's amalgamation of different episodes. Merry Worf was in Qpid and Mon Captaine was how Q often called Picard. So it's all Q themed.And fairies.
>>98886623I'm not sure what's you're getting confused about. Spock has had three major actors. The one they got to sign cards in one of them. The signature card isn't even an alt-art of the Abrams Spock card.
>>98886919why make anything non-canon? who is this for when the whole point of a cross-over is to adapt the source material. if I had my fav IP UB'd and it had some custom shit instead of the real deal I'd be pissed
>>98886976
So an ASOIAF UB is basically guaranteed, right? Hasbro clearly has a good relationship with Paramount since we keep getting UB sets based on their IPs and now that they bought WB they own the GOT TV show.
>>98886976have you not been paying attentionthis set is full of things that didn't appear in the shows
>>98886993In english, doc.
>>98886992>my fun > your funthanks, gavin
>>98887006emilia clarke serial numbered card go brrrr
>>98887007YesI got chosen to have my way with Magic and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me.
>>98886993What new show do they have coming out to plug
>>98887019this means nothing to me
>>98887027last season of house of the dragon and the aegon the conqueror movie
>>98887006i used google, i guess they mean game of thrones? never watched the show and never read the books.
>>98887036Whatever year that is set to come out, expect a magic set 2-3 months before that.Half of all sets in a year exist solely to advertise.
We need a Conan the Barbarian block
>>98885033Lorwyn standard was a dark time despite being somewhat fun
>>98885146incinerate because if you are playing faeries the creatures are a non issue.
>>98887077How about a Conan in the Marvel slop set?
>>98887077Dark Sun is getting new edition. So while it's likely to be Flanderized and more tame, I could still see Wotc doing a set release to promote it.
>>98886348>>98886570>>98886591>>98883288And the award for the most retarded set in history of Magic the Gathering goes to... Star Trek. Even though Lord of the Rings has a nigger swapped Aragon.I'm ashamed. I'm very ashamed.At least based Shatner is still alive to disinherit it.
>>98887257>At least based Shatner is still alive to disinherit it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWisKffK_7coh no no nononono!
>>98887270Stop doing damage control wotc faggot. He really hates your "art"!
Got to give it to WotC, they find new lows for a set. This is genuinely more awful than the TMNT set
>>98887304I really believe this is competiting toe to toe with Spooderman. And that's like the actual current bottom of the barrel, for now.
>>98887257>>98887295daily reminder he's /our/ captain and browses /tv/
>>98887257>>98887295kirk confirmed for best captain, picard could never
>>98887270>>98887295We have now come full circle.
>>98887364This was supposed to be our golden time...
>>98887077I'd rather that they don't take a big fat dump on the Conan universe, actually.
i hate UB stuff but it looks like they are at least attempting to make it less shit, apparently darkhold is going to have a new unique story told through the cards instead of "remember bingus bongus? the lovable mascot that will be the 219th legendary creature card in the set?"i think there is going to be a tie-in comic as well, dunno if it will be shit but at least they are trying to structure it like an in-universe set but make it marvel bullshit.
>>98887295He was just plugging his sponsorships.
>>98887783And you believe them? lol
>>98887942not really no, but nice to see an attempt.
>uh i summon gandalf from the command zone>now i tap him, tifa, and michaelangelo to crew this abrams tank>now i pass my turn because attacking would make the playgroup angry>*entire table erupts in söyclaps*i hate nu-mtg so fucking much
>>98887783I'm more surprised it took them this long to think of doing a tie-in comic or storyline as a way to drum up interest. It's like they're discovering how to do a crossover from first principles.
>>98887974a real "and the last horse crosses the finish line" moment.
>>98887783More like they figured that everyone hates superheroes, so they're now trying to sell superheroes in a more magic like skin. Some higher ups got a hefty bribe to force this shit on us.
>>98884107>three of them are whiteoppressed color
>>98883438Nah it was esper control vs gruul aggro it was awesome. Embercleave was awesome. This was one of the best creatures at the time.
i hate UB stuff but it looks like they are at least attempting to make it less shit, apparently final fantasy is going to be standard legal instead of just randomly being direct to moderni think there is going to be a tie-in commander product as well, dunno if it will rotate eternal formats but at least they are trying to structure it like an standard legal set but make it final fantasy bullshit.
Who else gets friends and strangers to draw on your own cards?
>don't draw psychatog until 40 cards in at 1 lifewhy do my gushes and cantrips always fail me???
Marvel doesn’t suck because it doesn’t have a narrative, Marvel sucks because it’s gay Superhero bullshit
>>98888851my second match I won by flagging my obnoxiously slow-playing opponent in a grueling 45 minute slog
>>98888680>Who else gets friends and strangers to draw on your own cards?brilliant.some might say that ruins the value, but instead it makes them unique and thus infinitely MORE valuable
New thread>>98889261>>98889261>>98889261
>>98886591>hey you know how Chekov is like the one good thing from that movie and also how his actor tragically died young? >let's put him in the background and not even give him his own card
