The cute paladin girl looks your way. What does your character do?
>>98898096turn 360 degrees and then cast eldritch blast
>>98898096
Fuck off.
>>98898140Sounds like a homo.
is this a puckee piece? It looks much better than his usual ai slop.
>>98898096ME TOO!
>>98898096More like slopadin.
>>98898096Walk up to her and begin to explain why her order has deviated from her deity's teaching and needs reformation.
>>98898096Probably start running, he's a devil follower and a coward so paladins are his kryptonite.
>>98898096Ask if she can lay on hands.Lay hands on DEEZ NUTS then rape her, because what's she gonna be to do about? No woman can beat any man in a fight, paladin or not, and I want to see if she loses paladin status for having sex out of lawful wedlock
>>98898872>t. retarded nogames who who loses fights with girls with no arms.
>>98898096Women can't be paladins. They know nothing of loyalty or honour
>>98899013Said the retard who know only about taking it in the ass.
>>98898916Spamming replies across multiple threads is a banworthy offense.
>>98898300his usual stuff isn't ai
>>98899025Then stop spamming retarded things, faggot.
>>98899030You're the only one who says this and you're the one who generated it.
>>98898872Mhm no, turns out she was an eldritch demon pretending to be a woman, the moment you put ur pee pee in her it turns into a jaw The Thing doctor style and chops off your weiner. Check mate.
>>98898096Figures out if she worships an evil deity or not and goes from there since he is also a Paladin, though his standards of beauty aren't human since he isn't.
>>98899077That's hot.I concede.
>>98898096I ask why she is wearing such badly designed armour;Her upper arms are unarmored, leaving her open to wounds or dismemberment. She has a stupid metal lion on the shoulder that will catch any blow to her shoulder instead of making them glance away.Her gorget flares ABOVE the lion face, making a shot trap that will direct any blows int her neck, as well as meaning that if she ever tries to raise her arms even horizontally, her shoulder lions will force her gorget up and pop her head off her body like a zit.Also, resting her sword point down on a stone floor and using it as a walking stick is a good way to blunt the point, indicating that she never intends to stab with it.I though Paladins were required to have a high wisdom? She looks like she used her WIS as a dump stat. Is she related to that retarded semi armoured preistess by any chance?The face is nice, but the rest is a bad picture and the artist should go to a museum and study armor if he intends to draw any more.
>>98899030Dude, you're fooling no one, lol.
>>98899579It's not ai.
I cut her head off with my cursed obsidian axe and spit on her corpse."The Christ-God will find no footing in the Northlands."
>>98898096In the group's current campaign I'm playing an Antipaladin so....
>>98898096immediately fold
>>98898705>is means isWhat did he mean by this?
>>98898096>no tail"come back once you are a REAL woman"
>>98901454Based.
>>98898096whats a paladin?
>>98906549a miserable pile of secrets
>>98898096I cast Time Stop, followed by a Persistent Greater Bestow Curse to lower her saves, Persistent Inflict Pain just on principle, and a Persistent Flesh To Stone. Then I cast Disintegrate on the statue followed by a Gust Of Wind as my personal time rate returns to normal.Since Flesh To Stone does not technically kill the victim, she cannot be resurrected directly. Either someone has to reassemble the statue, grain by grain, before restoring it with Stone To Flesh or they'll need a Wish to restore the statue followed by various other spells.I don't want to soul trap her because that would allow her to continue existing in some semi-conscious form, and that's unacceptable to me: I want her erased completely from existence, and this is just what I currently have prepared so a more permanent solution would need more preparation time.
>>98898135it doesn't work when you're too lazy to gen, i opened this thread for haybale and this is what you give me, fuck you
>>98898096*tips face visor*P’aladin
>>98906549Baby don't smite me...
>>98906968
>>98898096pray that she doesn't cast detect evil
>>98907728that just makes it hotter
>>98911079They won't admit it, but they like bad boys.
>>98898872>Lay hands on DEEZ NUTS then rape her, because what's she gonna be to do about? No woman can beat any man in a fight, paladin or not,
>>98915163>can still beat any woman ever born in hand to hand combat without trying hard
>>98901454cringe but only the last part
>>98898096Ignore her. Paladins only do vanilla missionary PIV stuff, and ONLY for procreation. What I want is a chaotic neutral sorceress with demon bloodline. She'll do anal and insist we involve her sister and a painter who can commemorate the incestuous threesome.
>>98898096Cute Paladin girl looks at my Cute Paladin girl?She gets confident and tries to smooth talk her into some less than holy acts in the tavern later.
>>98915262Yeah, everyone can tell you are someone who would run away wetting yourself if there was a chance of a fight because you know you would lose.
