>PRIMARCHS??? WAOW!!!! >I NEED TO BUY THE NEW PRIMARCH SO I CAN USE HIM IN THE NEXT GT!!!>DID YOU NOTICE THE PRIMARCH MENTION IN THE NEW BOYS LOVE NOVEL???>IT'S JUST LIKE PARADISE LOST, BRO. 40K IS SO HECKING DEEP!!! why the fuck are they like this?
>>98908417>still using wojaks in this day and agewhy are you like this?
the fact 40k is held up as "masculine" by what are essentially capeshitters never ceases to be funny
>>98908756>>98908417This. 40k is capeshit.
>>98908756Fiction is innately unmasculine.
>primarchs live rent free in OP's head>non-stop shitposting about how much he hates primarchs>anti-primarch hate posts in every single GW-related generals>even in non-GW threads>also creates slide threads about how much he hates people who likes primarchslmao, stay mad loser
>>98908850You are a funko-pop collecting normie slave.
Every time I see someone post a quote from a Horus Heresy novel I roll my eyes. Warhammer writing is so ass.
>>98908417Just because you hate Warhammer 40k doesn't mean you have to spend all your time hating on it. It is like me when I was a teenager seething about FNAF over ten years ago.
>>98909729Maybe they're a teenager. Hating 40k is the first step to growing up and not giving a shit about 40k.
>>98908927My favorite part of Horus Heresy is that the Emperor thought infamous communist, rapist, and racist MLK Jr not only was a "good man from Memphis" but found him so b powerfully wholesome chungus that he hired a space elf to assassinate MLK
>>98909729Killing 40k will ensure that other wargames are able to be played regularly in gaming spaces.
>>98908927Warhammer writing can be good but definitely nothing from HH. Everything from HH and 5e onwards is a mixed bag at best
>>98908756>>9890876640k was good and based once but that was when it was still being written by WW2 history autists. Whoreus Whoresy and its Blacked Liberals novels were the worst faggot retard shit to ever happen to it.
>>98908417It's so funny how much newfags hate PrimarchsYou guys would have hated it here in the pre-Reddit days
What mental illness is this post >>98910263 called?
>>98910674It's called "acknowledging that the original creators of 40k were a bunch of historical autists and so was Warwick Kinrade, and these people also produced the most beloved 40k material to date"
>>98910729Warwick Kinrade is a soft, little bitch who paid other dudes to fuck his wife while he watched. That's your hero? Makes sense.
>>98910760Sauce?
>>98909772Why is being a rapist a bad thing? I play rapists in all my ttrpgs.
>>98908756It's even bleaker. We now have Gen Alphas who love 40k and sonic.exe on Twitter. Hoodheresies or some shit.
>>98908766OBJECTION!Capeshit had enough money to get at least few talented and competent people on board with it (actors, directors).>>98908850>slide threadsSeriously?
>>98908766Your favorite japanime is capeshit. You're just upset how culturally dominant superhumans are.>>98908850Trvke.
>>98910813The guy who made Superman said he was inspired by Naruto pay respects to your elders boy
>>98910813>You're just upset how culturally dominant superhumans are.>most famous super heroes are Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark
I want to go back.
>>98910954Nope, you're here with us now
>>98910600we just want a return to what was promised to us. grim darkness, not capeshit.
>>98910954To where?
u mad
>>9891173040k isn't a wargame anymore it's just a CCG in miniature format
>>98911134This is one of Dorn's.I can just tell.This is what happens when you stop using The Pain Glove.
>>98910783It's all brimstone. Fuck I miss when warhammer fans were all like 10-20 years older than me and were total grogs with massive sprawling armies they made and didn't find out about a very surface level understanding of the series through shorts, memes, and video games. Nu40k deserves its current fandom.
Chan people don't do that, redditors do.Every guy I know has basically dropped modern 40k because of that cringe marvel shit.You should question the shifting demographics of how many invaders and tourists we have instead.
>>98916744>You should question the shifting demographics of how many invaders and tourists we have instead.What separates someone from a "pleasant newcomer" to a "tourist?" I'm curious about this sort of thing.
>>98916751The fact that you don't lurk means you are a disgusting invader.There is no "pleasant newcomer" that is able be seen by definition.But it is far far too late for those adages.
>>98916764I've been a /tg/ user for longer than I can comfortably admit. But I will admit that I do believe there is a difference between a "tourist" and someone who is real genuine newblood for the hobby. It just seems difficult to me to tell who is genuine and who is a tourist if that makes sense. Especially when you see friendly newcomers at the LGS with models. Those guys seem like real newcomers instead of tourists most of the time.
>>98916776The hobby and the boards are very different matters entirely.The /v/ rule applies.Novices shouldn't spend any fucking time at all on the board if they can help it. I spent my first two or three years in the hobby before ever making posts on /tg/ meanwhile using the rest of the website as normal.It helped playing things that nobody else did, but nobody should spend their formative apprentice time with a hobby of any sort on here or any other discussion forum, they should be doing the damn hobby.Similarly, a healthy participation in the hobby does not necessitate or entitle posting on the boards, the most positive fitness instructors don't spend their time on /fit/ and the favela kids having the most fun playing sports are not on /sp/, in fact they would do well to stay away from those places unless their personality and history matches this place, which is something people frequently confuse in a world where nuance and granularization is forbidden.I post on /tg/ to talk to fa/tg/uys, or at least I used to, nowadays I just post when I'm ready to fight retards, evidence of that shifting demographic.
>>98908766>nu40k and HH/30k is capeshitftfy. once you remove marines from the setting then it becomes so much better.
>>98908417These type of “people” exist and they do in fact think and behaves like what op describes
>>98909772There's no way that is real.
>>98917112>just remove 80% of the content and it's fixed
>>98917298Guy is being superlative and third world (note the lack of capital letters) however the marines contain the problem offenders but aren't the problems themselves.The full retard marvelslop is pretty much entirely named marines like the primarchs somehow magically teleporting around every single corner of the galaxy to be on every single table match in total antithesis of what 40k is supposed to be. Sometimes even during tournament matches being in every single battle simultaneously in a supposedly simulated star system or world.Actual 40k writers knew this and used named retards sparingly, the daemon primarchs and princes literally can teleport around because warp and to a lesser extent the named chaos retards who are depicted as ship jumping traitors anywaysEven up until recently there was a bare attempt to try and apply the same thing to named characters like Draigo who were/are lost to the warp to barely explain their positioning around the galaxy That bare basic effort of verisimilitude been thrown out for marvelslop so you can have primarchs and fucking custodians due to a faggot puppet show everywhere and if you aren't playing some specific dickhead chapter or golden faggots, your army is gutted of 90% of specific meta units making "your dudes" "not tactically viable"You can say just "do what you want" and lose, but if you're going to do that anyways, you're not going to do that in modern 40gay editions that can't even write in inches
>>98910769I made it the fuck up
>>98916744I think it's time to put 40k out to pasture. It had a good run, but it's time for other wargames to take over the role of "popular wargame." Start forcing people to play alternatives at gunpoint, wipe out the secondaries and delist all secondary material such as novels, vidya, etc, up to and including fan animations. Wipe all trace of 40k from memory to make room for the next chapter in wargaming.
>>98917475It's really just the passive consumptive market. These problems weren't present when it was just the novels since no one on earth can read.GW is doing their damnest shooting that puppet faggot in the face, but the damage is done, maybe fatally so.
>>98917488puppet faggot?
No matter how much /tg/ copes and seethes, 40k WILL be the face of /tg/ forevermore. It will never be dethroned as THE wargame
>>98918093>THE wargame in question
>>98917284It is, it 100% is.
