Anon, I think it's time to drop the act and join the Greater Good. The empire will provide you with a state mandated T'au wife.
sorry, i've been considering the problem that the empire carries 95% of the charisma in the entire setting for a while but it gets boring, so now i've decided to join the eldar instead, they may be space elves but at least they have cool masks
>>98910599>implyingmonkeigh need not apply
>>989105991. They'd literally never accept you.2. They're all flat, join the Tau empire and get a cow-tits Fire Warrior wife.
>>98910640>>98910781you underestimate my power, i've already become a farseer
>>98910593Nah, Oi's be a digga
>>98910825Getting locked in a fuel depot and getting high off the fumes doesn't make you a farseer anon.
>>98910825Don't try it!
>>98910781I want a goofy earth caste gf (with huge tits of course).
>>98910593>hey, human- betray your people and damn your soul that we insist doesn't exist in spite of abundant evidence to the contrary and we'll assign you a hideous xeno female whom you wouldn't be allowed to sire children with even if it were biologically possible!1/10 / No Sale / please commit Harry Corbett immediately
>>98910960>he thinks his soul can be saved to begin with[[deep unsettling laughter as if from thousands of mouths but with no determinable source intensifies]]
>>98910781>human nose
>>98911032It is kind of annoying when they forget the Tau don't have one.
accurate depiction of sub-commander Shortstac- I mean Torchstar:
>>98911085I mean she is literally described as "short and thickset."
>>98911149With visible tats and a flamer too!and genki!
>>98911154And a fat butt. Probably.
do you think the new tau miniature wave will have some cute girls?
>>98911224m8 GW can't even make Sisters of Battle, actual women, cute or even vaguely female looking. There will never be cute girls in 40k minatures again.
>>98911238shame
>>98911260You ought to know by now how this works. I'm gonna assume this was an attempt on your part to beat that dead horse again.
>>98911261nah, I was just coping
>>98910830Digga please!>>98910866Dew it!>>98910982>[[deep unsettling laughter as if from thousands of mouths but with no determinable source intensifies]]But the T'au'va ALSO has great tits!>>98911224>>98911238FORGE YOUR OWN NARRATIVE!!!
Bratty blue bitches.
>>98910593And get mad tau diease from the pussy juice? Absolutely not. The tau empire (or tau speed bump) will be passed once the Imperium is finished with the bigger fish.
>>98910593Why would I want soft plump Tau wife when I could get a soft plump Emperor loving Human wife?
>>98912955>Mad Tau diseaseAnon that's fucking funny.
>>98912992>plumlp human wifeOff of what, corpse starch rations?
>>98913084Just get one from a planet that isn't hive world.
>>98910781>They're all flatThe female model with the biggest tits by a huge margin is an Eldar.
>>98910593I don't want wife, I want to wear latex plugsuit and pilot giant mecha!
>>98913638I'm glad someone picked up the fat-titted tau cow torch after Krekk0v turned gay.
>>98913674The T'au'va WILLS IT!...And are you sure Krekk0v TURNED gay?Seems like he had lovingly rendered penises and twinks even in his early art.
>>98910593I'm in.
>>98910593
>>98913084>Tau is going out of their way to win you over with a free PLUMP wifeYou're no Rando Joe. You are someone of skill/status/power. And I'm getting me my SoB Plump wife!
>>98914299Why does everyone show the god half naked?
>>98915543I wonder
>>98914299I think it is mainly for fanservice since it is commonly referred to as a female god. Also, when people think of "a big blue humanoid god with many arms" they might be channeling a mental image of Shiva when imagining what it would look like.
>>98915000You call that SoB plump?
>>98913638>the images of her getting milked like a cowGood stuff.
>>98914299>>98915873Kill yourself ND
>>98911295Missed one. Kill yourself again and then kill yourself ND
>>98910830Based, diggagirls a best.
>>98910781What about a flat Fire Caste wife?
>>98915543>>98915570When we were first hearing of the God of the T'au'va, I did joke it should have an entire cluster of breasts to symbolize the Greater Good as a Nanny State, then pivoting to the idea it was turning Tau into Titty Cows in-universe to broaden their appeal.Honestly I was originally picturing something a lot more eldritch with the first descriptions, but I can't say I disapprove of the Internet Mommy-fiying the Goddess of Greater Goods.
>>98916417Significantly less desirable, but still cute
>>98916369>>98916374You misfired once dumbass...
>>98910593could you really bare to have a loving wife knowing that Tau canonically only live to be around 40 years old. You'd find someone you love only to get around a decade, maybe two with them before they pass before your eyes while you still have roughly half a century left before you could join her... assuming something just doesn't kill you both horribly in the first few weeks you get to know each other since this is the 40k universe and all. Probably get invaded by Orks and crushed by a rok while on your first date.
>>98916530>implying the vast majority of humans make it past 18 in 40kland I aint even worried senpai, 20 years with a fat assed blue goddess beats 200 years of staring at the servitors down in the reactor deck sump pump #14
>>98916417We need more Tau with cute perky small tits to balance out all the titcows.
>>98916522Fail at killing your mom again then finally succeed at killing yourself, ND
>>98916868Do it your damn self if you want it so bad.
>>98916868You're not very good at ritualposting
>>98910593>The empire will provide you with a state mandated T'au wifeI have a massive pregnancy fetish and our biology is incompatible
>>98917181You wont know until you try a few thousand times, anon. We must all make the effort for the greater good.
>>98917181Wrong.
>>98917181Bitch this is 40k. You act like I'm not becoming a heretek and devoting my life to making xenos bear human hybrids.
>>98917329Man I wish he'd do some more of her
>>98917329this is MASSIVELY hot. god!
>>98917536They were commssions. He didn't know Tau Females had the Y until he was told.
>>98910593>>98910599Why chose?
>>98917572That checks, he's kind of a huge faggot.
>>98917572Its so sad when the best artists have the worst fetishes. Possibly the only good case for AI I've come across, to do the things they won't.
>>98917750>onlythat the entire point of ai art, to make something someone with requisite skill doesn't want to make
>ImperiumRun by an atheist, basedcucked>TauSpace Catholics, based
>>98918106>tau women refuse to let you use condomsUh, based?
>>98918106>Tau>Space CatholicsI dunno man the Sisters kind of own that look. Not enough Tau nuns.
>>98910781FLAT IS JUSTICE
>>98910593>ask her for sex"how will that serve the greater good?">ask her to make dinner"how will that serve the greater good?">tell her you're out with friends"how will that serve the greater good?"yeah no thanks. i don't want a 24/7 government spy lurking around my house and not putting out.
>>98918735I can't fap to justice.
>>98918735Nah. Any pleb can have nothing. Only the wealthy have something. It's like saying being bankrupt is justice. Thats the default state, not an achievement.
>>98914775Don't forget they force him to sit in the cuck chair while she attends her mandatory eugenics program. She's gonna get a train run on her to ensure the ideal genes make it to the next generation.
>>98919150It'd make more sense to give the genetically deficient tau over to gue'la for these arranged marriages>the tau still gets to serve the Greater Good even if her genes are unworthy of passing on to the generation>she will be more dedicated to the role because it's all she's good for in the eyes of the ethereals >can simultaneously keep an eye on as well as kneecap the bloodlines of potential problem gue'laI know that gets in the way of your weird cuck fantasies, but sorry! it just makes more sense.
>>98919366>GG-mandated deficient waifu>she's got the hardcore autism >barely verbal until you mention Titans
>>98919418Also consider the following>all fire caste models are flat chested>ergo, fat chested fire castes aren't considered ideal warriorsFat blueberry tits ARE canon and ARE made for seducing gue'la
>>98916417Tau with fluffy hair is peak.
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