>In the far future of the 41st millennium an strange box, allegedly from before the age of technology, fall on the hands of a bored noble
>>98911807Oh my fucking godTHE DARK ELDAR ALREADY HAVE AT LEAST THREE THINGS EXACTLY LIKE THATYOU'D KNOW THAT IF YOU WEREN'T AN ILLITERATE /v/IRGIN WHOSE ONLY EXPOSURE TO 40K IS FROM BING BING WAHOO PEW PEW VIDEO TOYS.
>>98911807I've always wondered what the 'love' configuration would do. Must be some pretty horrid shit.
oh and the necrons also do.It's not enough that GW is so fucking unoriginal that they inadvertently rip off the Lament Configuration four different times at least, anon over here must ALSO have the genius idea of doing it again and roping us into it.
>>98911807My God, what ever might could happen! The heart races in antici-PATION!
>>98911807It's called a yu'vath puzzle box, its an illegal alien weapon you can buy on the black market in necromunda.
>>98911807You know, pretty sure there was an old issue of White Dwarf that featured the cenobites, or atleast a legally distinct version of them.Alot of the guys at the local gaming club were really onto Clive Barkers works.
>Anons didn't read the novella and think it's just haha torture and that cenobites are just like humunculi or slaanesh cultist
>>98911895>OP is trying to save faceI've read the novella. Cenobites as presented in The hellbound Heart are 100% like Slaanesh cultists, and slightly less interesting than Haemonculi (this is the proper spelling for you btw)
>>98911807non-zero chance it gets trashed by the bored noble who heuristically assumes its another boring unassuming box-thing.roll for trash
>>98911819It's the same as the gom jabbar box from Dune but you stick your dick in it
>>98911817>40k ripped off something!>you'd know that if you were a total loser and read some of the lamest and derivative "lore"Wow what a flex.
>>98911924in place of derivative use recursiveyou'll be able to sus out those that actually appreciate the old material over the youtube short 40k'ers
>>98911924Nigger you're the one who approached us flexing your ebin 40K knowledge dropping what you thought was sick trv gam3r terminology
>>98911825any alien civilization advanced enough eventually ends up building a Lament Configuration, it seems
>>98911957Do I look like OP?Do you even know what kind of faggot tries to force better material into the shit world of 40k?Only person lower on the totem pole would be whatever the fuck this guy is. >>98911817>lemmme flex on you about how much more obsessed I am with a toy commercial world why are you not as gay as me c'mon be gayer
>>98911807Oh wow, a way to summon horrible torture daemons! This will revolutionise 40k!
>>98911996Yes, you are in fact OP. Thank you for asking, that way I get to explicitly dispell the notion that you might not be OP trying to save face.Which therefore makes me your top (sexually).
>>98912012Bruh, you self-owned yourself. No need to continue to obsess about your 4chan izzat like you think anyone cares.
>>98911888>>98911907>>98911911>>98911997"We have NEW sights to show you!"
>>98914277Catan's the S&M equivalent of tickling. Pinhead should be holding pic related.
>>98916375Honestly you are probably right, I just wanted to repost that edit from the "sign of evil slaaneshian taint or hellraiser demon worship" FLGS shaming thread.