>>98924592
(You)

>>98924592
>be me
>go to lgs
>see people playing tcg tourney
>some of them have beards on neck
>run away pissing my pants

Mostly just absurdly fat men in sweat pants with atrocious personal hygiene breathing heavily while they pour over CCGs.

'This will make a great thread on /tg/!'

>>98924592
When they started selling beer and snacks and introduced barcade. The sweat, coupled with the melted cheese and stale beer was simply too much.

A guy was teaching me legions imperialis and this HUGE like just gigantic dude...not even huge as a fat ass (even though he was fat) just a big fucking dude like 6'5. Went to sit down and just absolutely fucking demolished a chair. Like the dude crushed it with his mass. It was a metal chair too. His whines will never leave my ears.

Also the dude who taught me legions imperialis wouldn't stop picking his nose and eating..while standing next to me. So that was fucking fun.