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Serious responses only. How based is my asexual non-binary Ork warboss?
>>98946483>TQMy favorite "insignificant thing" about the Imperial Guard is that they seem to have the least amount of "canonical restrictions" on them compared to other Warhammer 40k armies. Which means they are arguably one of the Warhammer 40k armies closest to being a clean slate for homebrew creativity to work off of. >Mongolian Throat singing in text formHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN...
>>98946505Fucking deathskulls always lootin' whatever they feel like
>>98946483>TQ
Bimbos of Battle!
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!What are you working on?
>TQ I love my factions lack of interest or care for what others outside their ranks think about them or how they do things, caring to much about what others think is an issue personal to me so I enjoy my fellas being the complete opposite. It also comes off funny in the lore when they ignore outsiders or treat them as non existent.
>>98946483NO KOR'SARRO NO!
it is so hard to get used models for cheap on ebay nowadays. Back in 2024, which feels like last week to me, I got a used primered black kayvaan shrike model for 10 bucks.
>>98946483>TQWhen playing Marines Malevolent, i don't care if i win or lose, it's funny and true either way. I also love seeing corpses painted as MM's on bases
>>98946603Might just be the image but the colour selection may be a bit muted, interested to see how it looks once it's done though.
>>98946598>clown rapist (woman)This is actually good though
>>98946557Thats not a bimbo at all.
>>98946657i hate you
>>98946657GOOD MORNING ALIX LYNX
>>98946590basically impossible now. everything is grabbed up quick and even large army lots have no real discount vs buying new from your LGS assuming they have the usual 15% off.
>>98946657Kek Natalie Mars as alpharius.
I think I'll add a tiny bit of oil around the rivets on a last pass on these after I finish the rest of the squad, but other than that they are done. Thoughts? I tried the UHU glue gore thing and it turned alright, but not spectacular, it has a bunch of bubbles that formed from me mixing the paint in, any tips?
>>98946718I don’t know how to paint. I just goon to femboy porn and watch W40k lore vids on YouTube
>>98946718The models look sick anon. Honestly think of the bubbles as happy accidents. You can always say its the air leaking from the now opened throat of the dead marine's head
>>98946505You've been to Yellowstone? Based.
>>98946708but there's also the secondary part where people selling used painted greenstuffed models are really delusional about the 'value' of their well worn models.
>>98946657Been faping lately to Femboy Bimbos. Little bit of imagination and man shit is cash. >>98946483>Also show us your best Mongolian throat singing in text form.Өᠥ᠂ ᠠᠭᠤᠤ хᠠᠠᠨ ᠠᠠ! хᠣёᠷ ᠠᠸᠠᠷᠭᠠ ᠭᠦᠷᠨᠢᠶ ᠳᠤᠨᠳ ᠪᠢᠳᠨᠢᠶᠭ ᠼᠡᠼᠡᠭᠯᠦᠦᠯᠡᠨ ᠬᠥᠭᠵᠦᠦᠯᠡᠡᠴ.
>look at the 160 battleforce from last thread>almost go to buy it>realize i only really care about the legionaries and lord discordant>don't want 20 fucking cultistshmmm...
>>98946590You're better off lurking In FB marketplace groups, that's where all the normal people sellers have moved to.>>98946762I kinda think it's all those "eBay rescue" vids that people have put out that have made sellers think they can inflate their price, forgetting that the work involved to salvage a model is the only reason why you consider it as long as it's cheap enough.
>>98946810based
>>98946590Im lucky the local Ebay equivalent in my Post WarsawPact country is still able to provide an occasional good find. Like this arrmagedon SM capitan. I had a Spare head from Aethon Shaan so I made him a beakie. Still haven't decided on colours tho.
>>98946483Finally done with diarrhea puddles. Now I just have a bloodthirster and 3 fiends to paint.
>>98946812That's how they get ya
>>98946657There is no bald bimbo like kitty core? My poor Angela...
It's my birthday and I can only think of pain from surgery and dark eldar women
>>98946889happy birthday nigga
>>98946889Happy birthday brother!
Seeing it in full color I'm starting to second think not adding the top teeth to this build, he really needs that upper row to sell the look. Should I go back in and try adding them?
>>98946926Yea. A tooth grin with upper teeth.
wtf is he talking about? what sale?
>>98946926ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>98946889Happy birthday anon!>and dark eldar womenWe all need a bad but fun bitch to have. Has there ever been a canonical 'deviant' dark eldar woman who had the hots for human men? Or a 'deviant' dark eldar male who had the hots for a human woman for those female book reader sales? Or is there a running gag in the Warhammer 40k universe that Dark Eldar are repulsed by the idea of fornicating with humans and that's is verboten in their culture?
>>98946934If it's better than the 20 off I get, i'm interested
>11th ed will be the final death of all non-primarislop marines>best case scenario is getting monopose nu-mk7 for 30k the scouringGet me off this ride james fucking workshop
>>98946889Happy Birthday. Good things are coming your way.
>>98946975AmigxYour LEGION?
>>98946961>'deviant' dark eldar male who had the hots for a human woman for those female book reader sales?Well there is Marazhai from Rouge Trader RPG game. And female artists REALLY like him
>>98946961>Has there ever been a canonical 'deviant' dark eldar woman who had the hots for human men?Only in waifutards' dreams>Or a 'deviant' dark eldar male who had the hots for a human woman for those female book reader sales?Marazhai, but he did it as act of selfharm. Or Vect with mon'keigh cocksleeves on his pimpboat>Or is there a running gag in the Warhammer 40k universe that Dark Eldar are repulsed by the idea of fornicating with humansAt very first question "why should narcissic aliens fuck with animals"?
>>98946985
>>98946973It's not.
>>98946985I haven't played the Rogue Trader RPG game. So this is a surprise. I guess the writers of that game know how to properly grab the attention of the few women who like Warhammer 40k for whatever reason.>>98946989>Or Vect with mon'keigh cocksleeves on his pimpboatI forgot about that pimpboat. I now remember how those "objective markers" got removed off his ship in Warhammer World. >At very first question "why should narcissic aliens fuck with animals"?I guess as a form of punishment?Maybe GW is saving that sort of stuff for a line of Black Library books? Remember Warhammer horror? I can see Warhammer Romance being made to get sales from women.
>>98946889happy bday and refresh soon for sure
>creed: replaced by his fat daughter>yarrick: immortal because orks believe him to belife sure is unfair
>>98946975The entire Horus Heresy was a humiliation ritual for anyone who wanted truescale.And molochposting is on topic mods. Half the things in Warhammer are named Moloch and GW literally want you to sacrifice your firstborn that they chose to name that way. It is very very on topic. It is the topic.
>>98947029Creed's not dead though because that's banned, he's just in storage for when they need to make a new model to sell :)I tried reading the creed's daughter book to give her a fair shake but it's written like a book for 8 year olds and the plot is retarded on every level possibleHalf of me thinks GW did the yarrick on angron's codpiece thing on purpose to pretend like they listen to the fans, and half of me thinks they really are retarded enough to offscreen yarrick and try to replace him with that ugly halftrack commisar they shit out
>>98947000>I guess as a form of punishment?Back in mid-late 90s GW specifically avoid and purge xenofuckery and interspecies intimicy, because they wanted to oppose dnd. And some of their main writer specifically hate human male x elf female couples. Thats why most notable couples in 40k or whfb is elf male x human female, like Malus Darkblade raped bretonain girl, Teclis the passportbro-geomaxxer, Vect the pimp and Marazhai now. >b-but marzi fucks men tooIts optional, black cop from dls can fuck women too, but his romance is pure gay for gays
>>98947051>he's just in storage for when they need to make a new model to sell :)Trayzn's vault is a storage for characters and plot hooks that GW doesn't know what to do with and "stores" them there for later use.
>>98947055>Back in mid-late 90s GW specifically avoid and purge xenofuckery and interspecies intimicy, because they wanted to oppose dndWas it autism or brand identity related or something else?
>>98947085I made it up
>>98947051Graves was 100% meant to be a replacement for Yarrick, but then someone at GW saw dollar signs.I wonder how much of it was someone going "would it be too obvious if all the named characters were women?" and thus having to do something last minute.Now if only GW would make more Yarrick models...
>>98946973It's literally 10% off if you buy enough. Not good enough except for online only stuff maybe.
>>98947051Anon they're not doing it on purpose. GW is not actually a pizzagate Moloch cult trying to harvest your loosh for Saturn/Moloch/Khorne.Although it would explain the way they treat the Grey Knights....
>>98947102Is it actually -10%, or a discount if you reach a treshold?
>>98947098Thinking about it some more, the fact that they tried to skive off not making steel legion models for armaggedon four makes the "they really were that blindingly spiteful towards the customers" version more realisticGuess they really needed to make MORE FUCKING CADIANS AFTER KILLING THEM ALL IN THE LOREWHERE ARE THESE CADIANS COMING FROM, GW? WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THEIR STUPID FUCKING KNEEPADS AND HATS?
>>98947111Sometimes it is just pic related.
>>98947111nta but the higher you climb these the more likely bad people are to be. And bad people are rarely masterminds. They are experienced in the way of the fucking over, but not in long term planning.
>>98947098>>98947051i remember there was a bit of backlash at hinting yarrick got killed offscreen
>Court of the Archon with a new composition on a floating Dais and the Beastmaster with Razorwing Flock and Warp Beast show up in a story in the newest 40k bookHmm... I wonder.
What will happen when everything is updated? We're getting there fast
>>98947143They refresh Primaris again and another Calgar, obviously
>>98947115>WHERE ARE THESE CADIANS COMING FROM, GW? WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THEIR STUPID FUCKING KNEEPADS AND HATS?I think GW was saying that Cadians are mimicked by other guard regiments as Cadians somehow are almost a "standard" for what a guard regiment should be by default. So while "true Cadians from Cadia" may no longer exist, lots of guard regiments are calling themselves Cadian. So GW can avoid making more plastic guard units and instead make stuff for other Warhammer 40k armies and avoid the actual Warhammer 40k armies that desperately need new models/updated models like Dark Eldar. Source: Picked it out of my nose
>>98947152They already did that
>>98947085"We are DIFFERENT thing that completely not like dnd" was popular back in 1990s
>>98947115There's some lore BS about Cadians settling different worlds to justify still existing, and the whole "Cadian pattern gear is standard, so they don't need to actually be from Cadia to be a 'Cadian' regiment" thingBut GW also ignored this logic of "separate worlds with a populace on them" when talking about Armageddon and why they were getting rid of the Steel Legion, despite Armageddon having colonies in its lore (Minerva being most prominent of them to the point of having its own tank regiment, which are just Steel Legion in white coats).Something something GW does not care about consistency or their lore>>98947153>So GW can avoid making more plastic guard units and instead make stuff for other Warhammer 40k armiesGW then went on to rerelease Cadians in 2022 and release Krieg in plastic in 2025.This logic doesn't hold up.
>>98946889my mother and sister used to use their birthdays as an excuse to say and do heinous shit and I cannot bear to even talk about my birthday with internet strangers because they had the exact opposite expectation of meanyway happy birthday, hoping for your refresh
>>98947143>What will happen when everything is updated? We're getting there fastcorrect me if i'm wrong but don't orks only have 3 out of 6 clans covered for specific units and characters? not to mention deleted units, lootas, scorchas, scrapjet, shockjump dragsta, i'm probably forgetting something as well
Just realized the blood angels upgrade has 50% more stuff than the iron warriors upgrade>heh what's the matter, I thought iron warriros LIKED being bitterKill yourselfStop trying to rip me the fuck off GW.
>>98947161>There's some lore BS about Cadians settling different worlds to justify still existing, and the whole "Cadian pattern gear is standard, so they don't need to actually be from Cadia to be a 'Cadian' regiment" thingCadians are the ultramarines of the guard now and have hundreds of garrison worlds the same way 75% of geneseed is ultramarine.
>>98947133Which one?
>>98947118>>98947127Guys that's stupid. Symbolism runs through Warhammer like a nervous system. If GW were ruining Warhammer on purpose for a pizzagate cult there would be symbolic evidence wouldnt they have to tell you? There would be constant references to Moloch, Set, Shiva, Saturn, black cubes and rocks, etc, not just some admittedly funny coincidences with firstborn. They'd have to be covering up other heraldry with the black and red heraldry of the blood cult or making their main factions heraldry be the colours of Epstein's temple. Stuff like that.
>>98947164>I cannot bear to even talk about my birthday with internet strangersthen don't mention it? dumbass
>>98947164Cute trauma dump, hope you can get over it tho <3
>Decide to get into 40k even if I think it's stupid the little plastic models you make yourself are priced at joke costs>Like Necrons and Death Guard>Deciding on which one to buy>They buff Orks, Custodes, Space Marines>Necron Warriors are now shit and useless>Death Guard is complete shit now
>>98947164damn. nigga trauma dumped out of nowhere. just get a pack of newports and a bottle of henny then call it a day nigga. godayum
>>98947177Perfection and Pain
>>98947176>many "generic" marine sculpts have Ultramarine flairs like laurels and cristae/lophos on the helmets>"generic" guard sculpts are just vehicles, which can be painted however you want>guard infantry aren't even worth bringing now so you don't even need to get anyTotal guard victory
>>98947164What kind of heinous stuff?
>>98947185Guard has a broad and deep enough range that there's probably something you can do with it even if, say, MBHes aren't meta right now, and I assume Necrons are in a similar spot. It sounds like you're making excuses to not get into the hobby.
>>98947171and you still have to do the stripes yourself. Then again most IWs really into it just buy the mkIII squads to convert rather than bespoke
>>98947185orks and marines and custodes are all cheaper to get into because starter armies and low model count for custodes+they got a bunch of new stuffDeath Guard has a good combat patrol but DG and Necrons as 'starter' armies are losing the relatively low price points they used to have. But I guess you could buy the necron christmas box and see what happens there.>necron warriors are shitIt was always about the C'tan meta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpKZCOWTUHQ
>>98947185Are you going to whine about it every thread like a little bitch?
>>98947185Rules are transient. If you actually like a faction, just get some models you like. You won't finish painting an army before the meta changes anyways.
>>98947210I have an easy method for the stripes that involves thermal tape I got for my laptop to reduce heat that I never used.>the mkIIIbut then I have to count rivets and play HH.
>>98947219Leave him alone
>>98947207MBH?
>>98947217I don't know how they could make a Novitiate not just a reskin of the ZealotA proper Battle Sister would ruin the game balance even more than it is because each one has power armor and can comfortably magdump a bolter, so I doubt they'd go that far.
>>98947227Why are you defending him? He's been coming in like the last 2-3 threads just to groan and moan about how expensive it is for diy dolls like we care. Just suck it up and get into the game or gtfo
>>98947185always buy an army when they're shit, by the time you finish painting they'll be OP again.
>>98947231>Novitiate not just a reskin of the ZealotBecause novitiate isn't melee focused? She'll have completely different weaps, we've already seen the crossbow teased, and likely more of a ranged/support role
>>98947223I'd say not really but each to their own. Shame cataphracts are in the gay composition where they give you just very specific weapons in a box so it's harder to convert them over but then again tartaros are still a 10man with matching equipment from 40k chaos terminators. Special weapons can be bought in bits to desired numbers online and then you'd be gold but if you want to be an obedient model line user then keep at it
>>98947234I don’t like bullies
>>98947229myphitic blight-haulers
>>98947231>I don't know how they could make a Novitiate not just a reskin of the ZealotThey said the same exact shit about Hive Scum and Skitarii replacing Veteran
>>98947248This is the first time I've told him to shut his whiny trap, bullying is repeated behaviour btw pissboy
>>98947153>>98947161The old page of like 50 cadian guard models repainted and called different regiments is fine and all but they sell boxes of cadian shock troops, not boxes of aestrae milaetaerum troops (cadian pattern webbing)
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98947250What about the LoV or the BLTs?
>>98947237>>98947185*buy SHIT armies if people are selling their used models on a heavy discount and not requesting all their money backThat's an easy way to get a army for half off. Got 90% of my Harlequin stuff because they got squatted in 2023 as an army and some guy basically just gave me 190 dollars of harlequin stuff.
Dark Eldar women are scary
>>98947270I was just using it as an example. I have no idea what the Death Guard meta is like right now; the point was that it's a faction with enough options that there's usually at least one or two competitively viable ways to run it and if not, there probably will be in a couple of months.
>>98947276speaking off someone on local ebay variant is selling a lot of drukhari and seeing ravagers at 60% off already glued up makes my wallet tingle
>>98947270Votaanians need fucking drills on their shit. Or at least Power Picks
>>98947239>Because novitiate isn't melee focused?There's already been leaks about some of the abilities and weapons. Most of the the weapons got copied over from zealot. The class even comes with a dash ability like zealot does, it also has similiar "upon taking lethal damage" talent that gives them buffs for certain amount of time.It is a melee class and works like zealot.Even one of the other abilities that was leaked shows it is a buff type of thing like zealot chorus. Fatshark didn't try at all with this class.
Okay so the Emperor is literally Osiris without literally being Osiris, since Osiris and the rest of the Ogdoad are referred to as Slaan in 40k, and would have met the Emperor, who was probably Hermes Trismagustus or whatever. Likewise the old gods of Babylon and the false gods of the Bible are mostly greater daemons or c'tan shards, with the Emperor defeating chaos at Babylon. GW do refer to their harvest of blood as "corn" related, and the world Eaters legion does sport the blue and white heraldry of the Canaanite priests so GW does know the "code" but that doesn't mean they are actually a cult or that they're trying to destroy Warhammer here in M3 as a sympathetic spell to kill the Emperor.
>>98947239>novitiate isn't melee focusedDo you even play Sisters?They're a melee unit. The only weapon options available to the unit (excluding the Superior) are>melee weapon swap from autogun>flamer swap from autogunHaving a Novitiate NOT be a melee unit would be a mistake in design.Having a ranged-focused character with a Condemnor doesn't scream Novitiate to me either; yes there's one modelled in the kit, but it doesn't have rules in 40k and is treated as an autogun. But again, I can't see them giving us a proper Sister either.The "hold up symbols of the Emperor" poses are also already taken up by the Zealot's support build.>>98947291>so the Emperor is literally OsirisWho is the fish that ate his penis then?
>>98947291>"Yes, I see," lied Cyrion. "It all makes sense now. But explain it for Uzas."
>>98947300The Golden throne is his psychic cock, though again he's not literally Osiris just very symbolically an echo thereof with his mastery over death and his son Horus. Literal actual Osiris is a space frog. His dick was eaten thousands of years ago by a greater daemon of Khorne known to the Egyptians as Set, as Baal-Moloch to the Babylonians and Canaanites, and as Saturn to the Romans, who you are now sacrificing your miniatures to at the bidding of Games Workshop, who are allegedly the modern leaders of the Epstein Cult here in M3.
>>98947288Drukhari are pretty cheap all the time, will suck if the new releases makes people re-value all the stuff they're selling by 30%.
>>98947291Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>98947290its not even out yet, schizo. do you know what a WIP is? This is like walking into the kitchen while your mom is frying your chicky nuggies and eating them 90% frozen then complaining they suck.
>>98946505Being so mindbroken that you force this shit into your hobby is extremely cringe.
>>98947331i pretty much just need lelith (will get some etsy stl done probably or larp with a starcraft mini like artanis) and a ravager so I just finished pulling the trigger on the order. I will get back to them after I finish my other wardog
>>98947291bro spent too much time on /x/ and fried his brain. sad.
>>98947337>walk out into kitchen, see mom making dinner>she says it's spaghetti, but you can see that she has a skillet out on the stove with a hamburger patty in it and no pot of boiling water anywhere to be seen>"how do you know it's not going to be spaghetti?"This is your argumentYes "hur dur food allegory," you did it first.
>>98947339Nice paint job although the color combo is kinda wack
>GEOMKWish they would kill this turbonigger already, so tired of him causing the redditifiaction of this game.
>>98946505>asexual non-binaryAll Orks are ace and enby, dumbass, it comes free with being borderline-sentient fungus that reproduce via sporulationshove it up your ass
>>98946505nom binawy :3
>>98947340Learn Warhammer fluff, newfag.
>>98947347>>98947356clocked instantly hahaha
>>98947337>its not even out yetIt doesn't have to be because the code has been datamined already with tons of talents and abilities showing. This is stuff is all over the darktide reddit and even youtube where some youtubers are talking about the leaks specifically.Majority of it is melee related or damage reduction, it even outlines the dash ability which gives you melee damage and attackspeed for certain number of attacks.We also know the other ability is some form of buff thing because you get the choice of upgrading the ability by getting the ability to place some "thing" on the ground instead of holding it in your hand if you use 1 skillpoint.The until death style talent which triggers on lethal damage gives novitiate melee damage and rending.It IS a melee class.
>>98947185If you're thinking rules/power levels first over models first in regards to your purchases you're a retard, simple as that.
>>98947359start posting models instead of getting into interpersonal drama.
I'm sorry guys, I'm a Warhammer secondary
>>98947203Well the thread didn't seem to like that last post so I won't go into detailMostly stealing and physical/verbal abuse
>>98947392>interpersonal drama
>>98947338>autistic dog rapist doesn't understand humorImagine my shock
>>98947384you see, you might think this deathwatch marine is sawing a fellow brother in half in cold blood, but its actually a xenos parasite that has killed and taken over his body. This is similar to this grey knight who has been forced to kill a space wolf possessed by a daemon.
>>98947398this marines malevolent however? yeah no, he killed all these wolves cause he’s a bit of a jerk :(
>>98947407The Marines Malevolent have never done anything wrong.
>>98947398>>98947407based
>>98947185So then now is the time to invest into cheap Necron Warriors?All I can find are prepainted ones dipshits are selling for over MSRP.
>>98947407>put down a bunch of rabid dogsBasedbasedbased
>>98947267Oh by the way deldarposter I don't know if anybody told you this, but one of the main AoS leakers who occasionally also does 40k stuff said drukhari were coming soon. I hope you enjoy em.
>>98947407Bum ass unrealistic diorama
I can see why the Malevolent diorama is posted the most. The others are not well painted at all.
>>98947423Even that one is sus
>>98947425It's well painted you retard.
>>98947423Is my Wraithguard Ranger diorama well painted? The Space Wolves helmet has been sitting around in the corner for a while there.
>>98947423The majority of anons here can’t paint well, so its to be expected the majority of of people who hate him (as in, every anon here) can’t paint well
>>98947423What is legitimately bad about these? >>98947398 >>98947384
>>98947427eh, he’s free to disagree, I personally think it looks gorgeous. along with pic related.>sshhhhh little wolf, time to take a bath…
>>98947430>WraithguardWraithlord. I've had a bit of a long day painting while construction is going on outside.
>>98947431I hate to break it to you, but the majority of 40k players can't paint well.Everything you see online might be these people who took 28 paints and edge highlighted everything but reality is most people just want to paint 'em up and play.I get kind of tired of it honestly, every youtube video has some figure that took 2.5 years of coats to do and everyone thinks that's the standard.Show me your fucked up paint jobs with heart.
>>98947432They look like they were painted by the elderly with Parkinson’s and severe cataracts.
>>98947439This is a really cool model, the yiff melting into a pool of mystery cum is the cherry on top
>>98947432Deathwatch one is basecoated and shaded. Its very flat and any type of highlighting would help.The Grey Knight is legitimately dogshit. If you don't think that isn't a bad paint job idk what to say to you. MM Diorama is very well done although.
>>98947430>Bright Yellow and Blue>Has a camo coverupIt makes perfect sense to me and looks awesome.
>>98947444Can you point out specifically where the paint job is bad? Cause I'm not seeing it bub, it sounds like you may have some interpersonal drama here against these modellers
>>98947448Some people don't paint to put their minis in a mason jar, anon.
>"GEOMK"
>>98947450He wanted to fit in with his friends, please understand.
>>98947432nta and my models aren’t the best, so I’ve no room to hate, but there are a few problems with >>98947398>flat eye lenses with brighter rims than the inside (this is likely because there was spill over outside and the inside got drowned in a wash to make it darker>spillover on the chest and shoulderpads>no text on books or purity seals>very minimal highlights >cape looks completely undone the deathwatch looks fine to me tbqh aside from lack of decals of course
>>98947448>Its very flatThat's the style anon does, it's purposefully for a clean and crisp effect. You can say you don't like it but it's not objectively bad. The GK is a little rough on the overuse of drybrushing but still competently done as well.
>>98947430That one is fine. It's better than the other 2. The highlights are messy but.
>>98947450>>98947459don’t make fun of him, its his bedtime blanket that makes him feel safe :(
>>98947463Lmfao the grey knight one is objectively worse than the mutants painting.
>>98947414Dude all your gifs suck, get some taste
>>98947471I’d say they’re onpar desu.
>>98947471>mutants painting>no washes>unfinished shoulderpads>outside the linesOr do you mean his commission artist's painting?
>>98947474>the cabal of shitposters who can't paint vs the mutant Great general.
>>98947478You’re an idiot
Mm, primaris buttcheeks
>>98947471Nah, the GKfag cleans up his washes which already puts him well above the decalpedo
>>98947464well shit, while we’re posting collage entries, how’s mine?
>>98947480Blfag and admechfag and purplefag and o&tfag all hate the mutant and are the best painters in this general
>>98947469
>>98947495>hiding behind great painters who don't shit up the generalI also hate the mutant like every other sane individual here.
I think we’re getting a little off topic here guys. lets keep posting models.
>>98947488Very nice, I like orks :D
>>98946483Trying to find a novel or series to get my dad into the narrative of 40k.He's normally a pretty straight edge, non-geeky guy but has surprised me when he's enjoyed media like the first few Halo novels, the Sandman comic series, Conan, and enjoys more standard sci fi like Hyperion or Book of the New Sun series. He otherwise likes military history.I thought Eisenhorn would be good but Xenos was mid and introduces a Xenos species that's not featured heavily in the lore.I'm thinking of Helsreach which I have memories of being okay but I dropped it some months back.I want an exciting, eventful novel for him that is a fairly good introduction to the world.
>>98947423My color scheme kinda sucked and the rekt part doesn't show the whole model but I think mine's fine the messy lens is on purpose
>>98947494If you just hate every mini posted that sounds like some real interpersonal beef there.
>>98947488>oi, wats dis? >its somfin’ da grey shell ‘umies stikk up dere arses, makes ‘em look like dere wolfs>eh, I’ll take it fer a couple teef
>>98947488You want honest criticism?There is blue spillover on the gun. The yellow on the shoulder pad is patchy and the decal film is visible. The blue highlight is really strong and a midtone between would've helped. You can push your highlights further if you wanted.Buy mirco set mirco sol.
Okay on reflection I will acknowledge it is kind of genuinely creepy that GW go so deep on all this mythology based fluff, know exactly what they're doing, and then turn around and not only name a product firstborn but ultimately demand that you give them up also. At the very least it is substantially more creepy than whatever caused the satanic panic back in the eighties. You would think that some investor somewhere would have at least raised a formal question.In fact the consideration that GW has not come out and said anything ever, like 'haha relax guys I know we're kind of implying that we are a cult trying to kill mankind and the Emperor is real but don't worry we know we're overdoing it and going too far with it over and over but it's just a joke we love mankind' AND that no investor has ever politely asked them about it AND that no YouTuber has ever politely asked about it is better proof of a cult than anything.There has never been any statement or acknowledgement of what they're implying about themselves and that is creepy. Like they would stop or do something differently or tell a different joke if it were really a joke.Stop worshipping Saturn if you don't worship Saturn, y'know?PRAISE THE EMPEROR I WILL NOT SACRIFICE MY FIRSTBORN!
>>98947516don’t mind him. post more models. here’s one that full on won first place at a local miniature painting contest afaik. should be considered good by all.
>>98947525meant for >>98947513
>>98947462from what I remember GKanon ran out of time that month and had to submit it before it was done.
>>98947513I HATE EVERY MINIATURE I SEEFROM MAUGAN R-ATO FLASH GIT-Z
couldn't you schizos ignore each other for a bit?
>>98947519luckily, a lot of those problems have been addressed (gotten better at yellows and bought some micro sol recently) however, I still do paint my highlights really bright, and I’ve been beginning to think they look a bit too much. do you think with a good midtone I could continue to use the bright blue, or should I just swap it out for something softer, and go for a midtone in between the softer one?
>>98947556I'd try something softer first as a chunky highlight then do your bright highlight. Also are you shading the blue with nuln or something? (Orc warboss shoulder pads) because that is not helping.
>>98947357Not that anon but where did you get more information about the Emperor? Only pre-unification wars stuff I’ve seen is the tidbits in Master of Mankind and the stuff about him going to Moloch to walk the Obsidian Way. Currently in the process of closing out the HH via the Ruinstorm to Buried Dagger books so that I can start Solar War. Is it worth back tracking to hit Malcador the first lord and the last council?
>>98947564indeed its nuln oil, though if not nuln oil, what would I use for shading?
>>98947573If you are going for bright panels I'd avoid all over shades like the plague. Focus more on pin washing. BLfags guide on his black armour is something you should be following as well. Add your depth with highlights. All over shading is usually a shit idea.
>>98947573Ntab nuln oil isn't the snake oil everyone makes it out to be. Most of the time doing shading with a darker tone of the same colour is better, you should be washing with a dark blue. Nuln oil just makes it dark grimy and then you're slapping a harsh bright blue highlight on, it's a bit much of a jump between shades.
>>98947573Just leave it off of high flat panels like the shoulderpads. Wash those with a dark blue or a green. Shades want to hide in the cracks and recesses but a flat pieces of metal doesn't have those, and you're not looking to darken and weather the panel like you might the side of a tank.
>>98947580>>98947591>>98947608ah fuck, I was worried I was going to get told to be intentional and put a lot of effort into shading instead of slapping shit on. seriously though, thanks for the advice. next time I stop by a hobby shop, I’ll get some blue shade and a softer light blue, and see how it works next time I paint some blorks.
>>98947250They’re called fart carts.
Which is better between World Eaters and Death Guard for tabletop but also painting? They both interest me, leaning a bit more towards Death Guard because sometimes WE can look samey
Eldar!
>>98947644Built for big hive scum cock
>>98947636World Eaters are extremely samey, what with their Eightbound and Exalted Eightbound and Slaughterbound that are all different sizes of the same guy whereas Guard have at least a dozen unique Plague Marine sculpts alone
>>98947636World Eaters are very strong right now and Death Guard aren't, but it'll be reversed next month, then reversed again 3 months after. Just buy the army you like the look of and playstyle best. Death Guard have a much bigger range because they were the enemy poster boys for an edition. World Eaters have a small range and no one likes the Eightbound. I stuck Berserker heads on CSM possessed instead.
>>98947644Aeldari!
>>98947636If you can into kitbashing you can make World Eaters not so samey, Possessed kitbashed into Exalted Eightbound looks far better than "Eightbound with different arms and toes"
>>98947662>Death Guard have a much bigger range because they were the enemy poster boys for an editionI've heard that they're also the favorite child of someone on the modeling team.
>>98947407I love this thing so much lol
>>98947471X to doubt
>>98947697so grainy. you could feel every bump on the model if you willed yourself to touch the damn thing.
why the hell are the blood claws the only kit to get mix and match armour including kneepadsthey're newfags, aren't they supposed to be given the newest gear so all the flash old stuff is on the vets?
>>98947697>gold trim over yellow
I know GW said that at their next FAQ/reveal show they were going to have a road map. Did they say somewhere that they were going to have announcements in December? Because I see some people saying we're getting the road map in December and not January.
>>98947697Look I know I insulted one of the special lil discord guys but that grey knight looks worse. Sorry bro.
>>98947722Hey cut it out with the Interpersonal Drama, that's not allowed here bub.
>>98946505Ork Boss looted your gender
>>98946889Happy birthday anon, have some dark (skinned) eldar women.
Has anyone painted Agartha Eldar?
>>98947753That's just regular Biel-Tan eldar.
What does eldar and tau pussy smell/taste like? Do they get discharge/dick cheese?
>>98947808Just go paint the models, bro.
>>98947812I am bro, just trying to have fun casual convo also.
>>98947738why is the Biel-Tan making that face??!!
>>98947816Please feel free to link to the models in this thread you think are trash.
>>98947816If you're referring to the SW and knights then he didn't paint them, mind you. You can see the quality of his actual work on the hellblasters.
>>98947816nah, say what you want about the other models, but at least they aren’tclearly grainy and covered in dandruff, dust, and hair.
Ah...Eto...Blegh!
>>98947816take a hike nomodels
>>98947836Cultist-chan seems exactly the type who'd let you absolutely run her through and still beg for more, and I like that
>>98947840
>>98947808>EldarEldar don't sweat, they defecate odorless crystals, and presumably don't get wet when aroused. As such it would just be tasteless skin.>TauWet steak.
No more complaining from the newbie bro.I'm just gonna get a box of immortals and paint them up super easy with a black primer, and dry brushing some metal all over, green and some white for the glow.Should I do gold. Gold kicks ass.
>>98947859>Eldar don't sweat, they defecate odorless crystals, and presumably don't get wetI figured as much, makes sense. I can imagine in any settlements on the outskirts of Imperial space where chuds are banging hot eldar babes one of the most thriving industries would have to be scented oils/lubes>Wet steakI can live with that, dive right in for a steak dinner
>>98947859>Tau>Wet steak>Not fish
>>98947888You're an idiot who got suckered into dumb reddit memes. Nothing about the tau is fishy, they don't have gills, aren't aquatic. They have fucking hooves you mong. Nothing about the stupid "tau are fishpeople" meme makes sense.
>>98947893>Fish tau is le redditNewfag detected
>>98947893tau are asian, and asians are fish people, so tau are fish people
It always seems to me like people who get into Custodes, Grey Knights, and Dark Angels are just the most "Not funny. Didn't laugh." kind of people out there
>>98947898It's funny that reddit are the only ones who continue the stupid meme while everyone else has wisened up. Please enlighten us what about the tau is fishy, beyond just the naming scheme on their shit>>98947903
>>98947893except they name all their vehicles after fish. checkmate fish tau denier :)
>>98947921You're too new to be here.and you're posting twitter filenames, go back
Taus are cows. It is known.
>>98947921>Cp_rX93UkAAz03s.jpg>Cpmind wanting to explain that filename, bub?
>>98947825>>98947823>>98947738built for hive scum
Grey Knights are cheap and are not custodes, do I buy the dip or wait until range refresh (its never happening).
>>98947925"those are just Imperium reporting names, like how the MiG-15 isn't called *that* by the Russian military"
>>98947925>>98947921>beyond just the naming scheme on their shitYou're already too late>>98947928I don't go to xitter, I just grab pics off google for my reaction folder
>>98947051That skull was never Yarrick's, it was from a space marine.
>>98947921If you don't remember why even gw called them fishmen you're too young for this board
>>98947423Here's some birds from a tzeentch army i will never finish because painting rubrics made me want to die
>>98947940Enlighten us, post proof.
>>98947931Tau have udders. A lot of the stuff in that book is dubious, but "where the tittys at" is something that anyone with access to a female Tau body can plainly observe.
>>98947949Huh i didnt mean to reply to that post. More incomplete army models
>>98947954>UsJust you, zoomzoomI don't spoon-feed tourists, you can find it in one Google search
>>98947958>do my work for meee!As we told the mutant the other day, you can't just make claims and expect others to run around doing the research for you. Burden of proof is on you.
>>98947955All the tau in my sept are G-cup minimum.
>>98947962>Zoomer stomping his feet when he isn't catered toLol, thanks for confirming you're as new as we expected
if dubs i boughtedboing the $165 CSM battleforce and put it on the backburnerafter i finish my other armies...
>>98947940GW has never called Tau fishmen. Fishmen was just an inside joke of GW putting hints into books about an underwater faction and sightings of fish people.
>>98947970>googled it>it's orks specifically giving them a dumb nickname just because they're blueOkay so you're a retard just shitposting, cool story bro
>>98947986>>98947988>Listening to ai summariesGo back zoomzooms
>>98947977the pile of shame grows
>>98947991Not a summary, also not a zoomer, dipshit
>>98948002If you knew anything you'd know that's a reference to gw constantly saying the next faction added before tau came out would be fishmen you fucking newnigger
>>98948002also seconding that catachan devil had a kommando once go off about fighting “fish ‘eadz” and no, I listened to it through an audio book, so I cannot podt page.
>>98947968H-cup crotchtiddies let's gooooooo
>>98948003Okay, what has that got to do with tau not actually having anything to do with fish?
>>98947991>my memory of a time I lived through is an AI summaryPlease, take your meds.>>98948003And they kept talking about fishmen after Tau got released. And also talked about them in WHFB, where Tau did not exist. When the sea elves finally dropped, people were laughing about them being the fishmen GW had promised for all the years.
How come I never see talk about points, detachments, rule updates, etc?I just see people painting minis and shitposting...That... that isn't all you guys do right... you... you actually play the game right?
>>98948047I’ve seen one too many melties over the game/rules to think its worthwhile. at least with melties over models, I can easily skirt past and buy other models.
>>98948047This is the general for all 40k stuff, so compfags who care deeply about their arcoflagellants getting debuffed by 5 points are a niche within a niche within a niche.
>>98946810>spoilerelaborate, those seem like two spheres that wouldn't overlap
>>98947992the board is slow enough that i timed the post to get dubsi was actually thinking about it on my drive from work but decided to be financially responsible and not buy iti already have tsons and could, in theory, add 20 of my rubrics and the vehicles to make an 1800 point list with the box, but i'd really just be buying it for the discordant and venomcrawler's sick ass models and strip the rest for bits for other projects that i'd inevitably decide against using them in
Does anyone actually play older editions? I saw an argument in youtube comments yesterday where someone pulled the play older editions if you don't like the rules card and it got me wondering, because I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to in my local scene
>>98948047>11e just out>only two codexes updated so far>points/stat changes already been discussed to deathYou aren't purposefully ignoring context just to pass judgement down on posts you don't agree with, are you? Would like to see your models btw
>>98947738Sauce on biel-tan?
I’m going to feel so happy for the deldar poster when they do finally get a refresh, I hope they’re everything he wants them to be
Thoughts on the mortifactors?
>>98948066Yeah a mate of mine does and has invited me too, though haven't taken him on the offer yet. I also used to play with a couple buddies who would run shit like Warmaster.>wouldn't be able to in my local sceneHave you actually asked/looked around? You'd be surprised
>>98948079I like the aesthetic with all the bones strapped to their armor.
>>98948079Ooga Booga Marines
So my LGS owner is based and I play mainly magic but showed some interest in 40k.He took me to the back and gave me a free kit that has like 3 space marines and some paints in it, and none of the pieces need glue (just snips).I added this to my cart for this weekend to try and get into 40k, he taught me how to dry brush and thin the paint so its like skim milk, anything else before I just dive in?He gave me the box because he said they had to pay him back for them or something.
>>98948107when he took you to the back, did he also give you backshots
>>98948113I wish, guy is kinda cute not gonna lie.
>>98948113They didn't play a game, therefore didn't lose, so winners tops wouldn't be in effect
>>98948107Good start though>black primerMight want to grab a lighter primer too when you can, if you get serious. Personally I hate priming just black and trying to build up bright colours from there. Other than that you'll probably stuff up your first minis in some way but it's all a learning curve, have fun!
>>98948107while you technically do not need it, the easy-to-build kits should still be glued togetherthe friction fits with the pegs often cause quite unpleasant gaps
OK OK OK, so Imperial Knights are ass but...What if I made them anyway.
>>98948125grey primer is much easier when you start. you won't need 4 layers to get good base coats. >>98948107you could buy an exacto blade set from amazon that comes with dozens of extra blades for the same price.
>>98948137Knights (either) are an art project army anyway
>>98948125Will do! And yeah, I totally assume I'm gonna fuck these minis up but we all start somewhere.>>98948132I might grab some plastic cement from the LGS or some super glue from wal mart then.
>>98948150But what if I...Played the game with them (expecting to lose)?
>>98948157Depends. Are you a bottom?
Bros, 640 bucks for a full 2000 point army.I'm... I'm gonna do this?The Army List (7 Models)• Canis Rex (Warlord) – ~415 pts• Knight Crusader – ~410–425 pts• Knight Castellan – ~400–410 pts• 2x Armiger Warglaives – ~140 pts each• 2x Armiger Helverins – ~140 pts each• Remaining ~35 pts for Detachment EnhancementsBoxes to Buy (~$640 Total)• 1x Eye of Terror Battalion: Imperial Knights (~$210)• 2x Knight Questoris (~$340)• 1x Knight Armigers (~$90)
>>98948157>expecting to loseBit disingenuous there tbqh, knights are a skew army so if your opp doesn't go all in on anti-tank they will lose.
>>98947828Hilarious when you think some of my models are painted well and some are not, you truly are a complete scumbag but at least I know you do admire some of my work.
>>98948144Yeah just get this, all exacto knives are the same.
>>98948137Warhammer is LGBT inclusive, so don't worry about it.
>>98948173>you think some of my models are painted wellNo I do not, and I have never said as such. There was a poster itt who said your commissuoned models are better than a bunch of the models posted here, I am not them and you bit that anon's head off with a salty bitch retort anyway. You're also permanently banned btw
>>98948179Can I see your models to properly judge your opinions please? Or will you cower like a beaten dog?
>>98948137They're fine. Annoying to start with because you can't reasonably play 500pt learner games but they're cheap to build up to 1000pt.If you play pickup games at your lgs expect people to get buttmad when their fluffy lore compliant all-chainswords black templars list can't scratch your paint.
>>98948174
>>98948166Start by buying the eye of terror box since its availability is limited, you can always buy full price kits later
>playing wow all day>check the thread while on a 5 minute long flightpath>dozen posts about me/my modelsyeah that wolf-killer wasn't my best work. rushed it for the collage, should fix him up someday.
>>98948184This isn't a back-and-forth where you get to ask questions, and I am not engaging with your interpersonal drama. You are permabanned, that means you cannot post here. Good bye>>98948204Very cool anon!
>>98948210Concession accepted paintlet bum, thanx again for admitting my Knights were good.
>>98946569How has this not been deleted yet, ratfag is a main instigator of all this interpersonal dram.
if the tau don't overcharge their plasma because turning your gun into a bomb is a bad idea, why do they overcharge their ion guns
>>98948233It's a product of a pre-8th editions, a more refined time.
>Add one>Delete one>Split one>Combine two
>>98948233turns out that turning your gun into a bomb is completely reasonable under the right circumstances, just like every other decision made by humanity and the Eldar and the Necrons; the T'au just haven't learned it the hard way yet
>>98948242>Combine twoNah, combine all marine codexes into one. There's 0 reason to have them separate, other than GW's greed
>>98948242ExoditesCustardsSpace Marines - Primaris and FirstbornDaemons and generic CSM
>>98948242>Add oneZOAAATS>Delete oneGuard/astra militaram>Split oneTempestus Scions from guard so they don't get deleted>Combine twoCustodes with Imperial agents.
>>98948252>delete guard>keep scionsHuh? That doesn't make any sense. Also what's the lore behind the imperium losing all their core militaries?
>here we go again.gif
>>98948265THE FLESH IS WEAK
>>98948265>0.0% meta share
>>98948246it's marinefag players wanting codices for every glupp shitto chapter that enable GW's greed. combine all the loyalist and traitor armies each into their own singular codex and 5 years down the line they'll end up split into separate armies again.
>>98948265surely this will convince GW to pay Guymer for a conclusion to the Eye of Medusa series
>>98948271It's lonely at the topmercy is weaknessnever trust
>>98948242>Add Dark Mechanicus>Delete Deathwatch>Split Harlequins from Eldar>Combine Chaos Daemons into CSM
>Spent almost the entire day painting my Collage entry>It's pretty much done now minus the base, just waiting for the texture paste to dry overnight before I can go finish it.What do I do now for the rest of the month
>>98948286jerk off nonstop
>>98948286What else do you have yo work on, anon?
>>98946657You son of a bitch
>>98948291Oh I got a fuckload of a backlog to get through painting. I've painted some of the Salamanders earlier this month and did a Deff Dread for the collage, and I'm liking how fast it took to paint it so I'll probably do more Ork stuff for the remainder of the year (I want to hammer out the rest of Armageddon at least, I only have the Wartrakk, most of the characters and a few boys fully painted).
>>98947753you mean the Atlanteans?
any real ass niggas here?
>>98947051>people hate primarch wank>chapter master/named character wank is okwhats the difference if they all have plot armor with no threat of dying?
>>98946979he's literally me fr
>>98948322No I got one of those fake Brazilian asses
>>98948242>Add oneNavis Imperialis>Delete oneIDK KILL BOTH THE KNIGHTS BOOKS>Split oneTau, give the Farsight Enclave some cool new aliens/human soldiers.>Combine twoSpace Wolves and Space Marines, wolfoids don't deserve their own book or special units.
>>98948204shit look hard
>>98948332The difference is that chapter masters are theoretically just regular guys who can eat shit at any time and be replaced by someone else, while Primarchs are a limited run of 20—sorry—18 guys who can't be replaced because they're the main characters
>>98948332what the fuck gave you that impression
>>98948340BBL…
If you're a random Guardsman, what enemy army is the best and worst to be told you need to go fight? I'm thinking Dark Eldar is the worst.
More models in 40K should have big fat dumpies haha. Like imagine how funny it would be if howling banshees were all caked up. Or if assassins were even more dummy thicc. Something to think about...
>>98948365gotta be 'nids, they just tear you to shreds
>>98948343No anon..it doesn’t…
>>98948377but it do
>>98948377Interpersonal drama is offtopic :)
>>98948365Best is obviously T'au since you can just defect and be subjected to the horrible inhumanity of two hots and a cot, worst is probably CSM since if they don't kill you outright they'll probably impress you into a worse version of whatever job you already haveYou might think "but what about Drukhussy"—if they're raiding you then sure, you're probably ending up as a sentient lampshade, but if your regiment is getting deployed against them they're probably not in a position to do that sort of thing, they're probably just gonna dip
>>98948371All female miniatures should get pornstar body proportions
>>98948385>Best is obviously T'au since you can just defect and be subjected to the horrible inhumanity of two hots and a cotthey take your nuts you fucking retard, I'd rather die fighting those xeno commie sacks of shit
>>98948392HEAR, HEAR!
>>98948395Permanent
>>98948400I don't play space wolves, you retarded fucking faggot.
>>98948392You mean anime porn bodies. 3D is PD.
>>98948412Anime porn bodies are gross thoughbeit. The most balloon shaped unrealistic tits with stick thin waist and thighs and then some copy+paste featureless face on top of it all, blech
>>98948385Honestly I was going to tell you I'd still rather face chaos goobers over the Dark Eldar, but realistically, getting told you're deploying against the Dark Eldar would be a blessing in disguise. Just let slip over an open channel that 3 Fleets are moving into the sector to remove the Xenos presence completely, and you'll basically get a 3-10 month vacation pretending to look for Wyches while your command can't seem to puzzle out why the pirate BDSM raiders aren't coming out to fight the Imperium in a full scale sector wide war.If you're fighting Dark Eldar though, the sentient furniture might be the best case scenario if they take you alive. With luck you don't end up a haemonculus plaything
>>98948429Worst is definitely a case-by-case thing since the grim dark future has heaps of bad ends for you if you roll badly enough
>>98948453?
>>98948079I find it hilarious that their culture is about performing morbid rituals "to commune with their primarch", and their primarch is fucking Bobby G The Squarest Square, Bureaucrat Extraordinaire. Mortifactors participated in the Indomitus Crusade, so I wonder how he reacted to learning what they're doing in his name.
>>98948458He probably farted and giggled about it
>>98948466Umm, no
>>98948465Guilliman probably won’t be surprised by anything at this point
>>98948462You can't make such a claim without posting your models, anon
>>98948259Reason: they died of ligma
>>98947384k>>98948286I have a model I might enter but idk how to wrap up the base. Guess I should get a new thing of mud effect
>>98948499Why do the knights have nerf gun barrels
>>98948500Be quiet retard
>>98947384Ogey.
>>98948499Why you turn your knight into furry?
>>98948499so many mold lines and sprue nubs lmfao
>>98948502TRVE NIGHTMARE????
I wonder what xenos pussy feels like
>>98948561probably like your hand covered in lotion
>>98947384
>>98948575Oh fuck bros! ...!
>>98948591did you get horny from that
mechanicusfags be like
>>98947384I haven't painted anything new in weeks unfortunately.
>>98948596Reddit humour
>>98948616Newfag behavior
>>98948617I'm sorry, what epick oldfag meme is this supposed to be referencing then?
>>98948619>Tourist so blinded in his fury at being easily identified that he can't even read properlyLol!
>>98947497I don't know why but I always enjoyed how cute this was.
>>98948622I asked you a question anon, pleas3 answer. Or is the joke truly just>hehe he said he wants metal legs therefore mechanicus!Reddit humour, coworker humour, you are a droll person if you think this """joke""" is funny
>>98948631I don't need to answer a question when you don't understand what you're supposed to be askingGo back.
>>98948633I can tell you don't want to engage with what I'm actually saying in these posts to just push your agenda, seems like interpersonal drama there bud
>>98948640>Buzzwords and an appeal to moderatorsYou don't need to get so upset, just lurk moar next time
>>9894861640k is a reddit setting after all
>>98948643>still won't just answer the questionDo you play admech? Is that why such basic bitch humour appeals, because it's the faction you rep? They have some pretty cute models ig
>>98948647Irony poisoned zoomers like (you) wouldn't understand the answer even if it were spelled out for you Last reply you're getting, learn what this site used to be like before posting here again newfag.
>>98948653That's a lot of words to say you're an admechsissy and just dodging the q
>>98948658>>98948647built for big xenos cock
I haven't painted in like 3 months bros... and now I'm playing wow forever all day...
Alright dweebs, let's settle down for a bit. Right now I'm trying to brainstorm different dragon ecologies based on some random fandex I found as a bucket list of sorts for making some big army of Exodites. If any anons have any clue what to add (creature or even biomes) feel free.>Aerie WorldBirds of Prey, Dragons, and valley creatures that feed them.>Cavern WorldCentipedes, Blind Salamanders, Cave Spiders (Thanks to the anons who suggested the last two!), if I had to use a Monster Hunter creature as a cave dragon, I'd use the Khezu here If finding a mini was possible>Wetlands WorldGiant frogs, alligators Zards, flyers could be dragonflies or maybe mosquitos>Plains WorldSavanna creatures? Maybe more tame looking dinos?>BadlandsNo fucking clue desu. Maybe bison and other mammals?>Ice WorldMammoths, Saber-tooths, Yetis, Giant Penguins?What do you anons think?
>>98948692its okay. we'll have time to paint when were 60.. >tfw 116 hours since launch already>really wanted to build some scouts today>finished riverglades instead
>>98948709>Want to paint my intercessor squad and get back to making progress through my primed masses.>I'm already behind my guild in level pace since I've been busy studying for a test after bombing the last one.I'm fucked in all aspects.
>>98948708All the animals should be Frogzards. Next question.
>>98948735There WILL be many varieties.
>>98948735That's just a particularly bad squig infestation.
>>98947448You can see the highlights on the deathwatch one pretty clearly thoughUnless you just mean the cloth
>Newfag>Been buying what I think is cool and figuring out how to make it work as an army later.Right now I have a box of intercessors, a redemptor dreadnought, a squad of terminators I bought for dirt cheap, and a terminator armor captain. How bad of an idea is that new christmas box if I can get it for a non-scalped to shit price? I have a feeling doubling up on a dread and terminators is a bad idea but holy shit they look cool... Though as far as I know I also want a few squads of intercessors for a balanced army anyways.
im tempted to get a fancy casetalked me out of itI could be buying another box of GW plastic for the same price of this
>>98948647>>9894865840k Mechanicus trap art is now just a repeated annoying gag like how Redditors repeat Emperor Text To Speech quotes. What even is the punchline anymore but signalling a fetish not everyone is into?
>>98948799I have 2, one of that size and one that's basically a mini-fridge.If you have models that are taller, you're kinda fucked.I mostly use them for my AoS stuff >inb4 AoS and all the banners fuck up any attempts to use most of the storage space. Thankfully my small Necron collection is all infantry, so they fit in my bins just nicely for the time being.
>>98948799>measure highest model in army >find storage container slightly taller>put iron sheet in the bottom>out magnets on bases
>>98948799What magnet sizes and grade do you use? I've been meaning to try this.I'm looking at using an Ikea Harvmatta letter tray (or two if they fit) and a big food delivery bag to make my own army carrying case.
>bought a Deimos Pattern Rhino cause I heard it was better to put together than the 40k one>the flat panels are a bit warped but goes together as expected when fitting everything together with glueDamn the 40k one must be a nightmare. I might sub-assemble my model for once to paint the interior of this thing. I think it should have come with a Marine that can sit inside it.
>>98948799I just bought one ehehehe
>>98948799>Just DIY some
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>>98948799i love my case but i need to figure out how to get more trays as that's been the limiting factor. I hate having to swap out minis
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Does anyone have the link to the archive with all the stl files?
So where is the titular Games Workshop?
>>98948923
Did GW really post-release rape the defiler so much that some chaos factions would rather take in double gattling knight despoiler?
>>98947551Thank you for the best laugh I've had out of /tg/ in quite a while.
>>98948976nottingham, mate
>>98949004>James Workshop faceIs he still working for GW?I need to get a face pic of him proper and photoshop him to resemble the Bogdanoffs.
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>>98948804where did this "uwu skittles femboy so cute" bullshit even come from? admech are all in on body horror and skitarii range from irradiated nugget with mechanical limbs to brain in a jar. not exactly something that beggars such faggoty fan art.
>>98948079>chapter of jigaboos>heretical rituals like cannibalism or wearing the bones of enemies among other fucked up shit>primarch is Guilliman, the whitest and most bureaucratic of the primarchs who laid out the rules to follow in a book so simple the Black Templars can read it and ignore it.>Rituals that Guilliman would find appalling.>Chapter of nigs interpretation of the rules and their genefather's will is barbaric and without understanding>probably can't readHonestly GW's most accurate portrayal of ooga boogas outside of orks.
Anyone got a link to the 11th edition space marines codex pdf? The links from OP are only 10th ed
