Here's My Wife EditionPrevious: >>98944875>Newshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current Banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket Informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r62yfy.png>Former Commander Website: Learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card Searchhttps://scryfall.com>Card Statistics: See what everyone else puts in their Commander decks based on what is posted to the Internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Manabase Information: Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy Guidehttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: What's one card you wish existed but doesn't?
>TQ I wish more cute loli cards existed but me oh my that'll never happen
When are they going to ban this piece of shit along with the rest of this shitty star trek set?
>>98949518never
I bought all of the Star Trek precons, I haven't had enough of a chance to play-test them to get an opinion. I went out to play 3 times since I have acquired them, and each time, the pod only played like one game each before adjourning for the night. The Klingon precon is the only one I played more than one game with, I liked it, I was impressed with the impulse draws. I played the Borg one and got a pretty sweet boardstate of beefy artifact-creatures with keywords. I played versus the other two, but not played them myself yet. So first impression is good, but I want to dig deeper into them.Hopefully I get to play IRL this evening.
>>98949518
>>98949518Just ban UB at your table, solved.
>Stella Lee reprint>isn't from A Fistful of DatasAnd don't give me the excuse that it isn't an alternate universe, they used Gabriel Bell on the sheet.
>>98949567XDDD LEAVE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I LOVE WHEN TOURISTS DO THIS LIKE I WASN'T HERE FIRST
>>98949640Then you can leave first nigga
>>98949640yes, we came here to usurp you, and we are winning. jannies have accepted what ever we post so your reports are utterly powerless
I'm so pilled on winning off steady, incremental value. I hate when a game wins "out of nowhere" so I never run big X spells or Craterhoof effects. If I win, I want it to occur over the narrative of the game.Therefore I despise combo fags and their tasteless wins.
>>98949640>he forgot to resolve the first ability
>>98949518Aside from the combo, why is it ban worthy?
Post decks.
>>98949739
>>98949733Because I can't figure out how to stop it so wotc needs to remove it! >:(
>>98949666I hate to say i agree with you satan, but fuck combo fags. And blue players also, obviously
>>98949666>Therefore I despise combo fags and their tasteless wins.i keep telling people that most casual issues boil down to *when* someone can combo off and every day i'm proven right
>>98949757what are you fucking stupid? can you even read?
>>98949761are you gonna whine if someone combos off on you turn 15?
>>98949748This is a commander general
>>98949739Needs work I know
>>98949771this is a commander deck, we just play with augmented rules
>>98949771yes, retards putting a couple cards together and then looking at you with that fluoride stare and going >I wonis the worst part of this format
>>98949814>>98949770
remember when MTG players would commonly say shit like>MTG players are significantly smarter than the average populationlol you never hear that shit anymore thats the single best thing about UB
>>98949771Yeah "it's like EDH but legacy rules and deck construction but also no commander"
>>98949831The joke is that being autistic and mentally ill gives off the veneer of intelligence. Then everyone became autistic and mentally ill. Only then did people realize how obnoxious it is.
>>98949773ew ai
Some fun with photoshop.
>>98949851:(
>>98948364Order is in, busy day so no screenshot
>>98949851this
>>98949842being autistic and mentally ill have always been disabilities and i hate modernity for making them any more than that
>>98949831This comment gave me deja vu to when I used to listen to heavy metal and I remember people saying shit like "ackshully Cannibal Corpse is very sophisticated band, you just don't get it".Elitist gatekeeping retards are everywhere.
>>98949739Putting this deck together, any recommendations?
>>98949925English cards if you aren't playing with people who can read kanji.
>>98949940Those are cards anyone who isnt a newfag knows
we are going where no red fag has gone before. mono red landfall. lets go.
>>98949973No sweaty, your nu-age negress card is something only newfags might know, that's not a grog card.
I like this card
>>98949982These people have never seen an elk, this is like a triceratops/cat hybrid.
>>98949982I hate monarch tripe.
>>98949980Nta, but ghostform is a popular card and it's been out for 7 years now
>>98949995Right, nu-age.
Any recommendations for wuberg sliver ramp?
>>98949992
>>98950011How dare you
>>98950017Also running this one
>>98950020reeeee
Does anyone run abrade anymore? 3 damage has been crept out insanely hard.
>>989500362 cmc for 3 damage to creatures only is unplayable and you'll run vandablast before any other dedicated artifact removali'm surprised wotc still thinks of abrade highly enough to give it special treatments
>>98950005Just do infinite token bullshit like everyone else
>>98949739I won 1/3 last night with my new upgrades.I love my Beautiful Sphinx wife.
>>98949518https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/image/hX2ZjuFe3mHUdXht7QLx5w/how long are you going to keep spamming this?
>>98950081post list
I bought the Borg preconI feel like out of the four Trek precons its cards are the "least bad" in terms of just looking like screengrabs of the TV shows like the other three decks have lots of cards of
>>98949739that table and rug combo are pretty tasteful.on topic: This footfalls deck is funny, but I think I might swap footfalls for Wheel of Fate and turn it into a Gruul wheels deck because combat sucks in this format.
>>98950134my LGS sold out on it the day I tried to get it so I assume people think the same way you do about it
>>98950149But have you considered hypergenesis?
>>98950154that seems like the fastest possible way to lose
>>98950151Same here, only saw 2 borg precons left while the other three had a lot more in the shelf still. It has a bit of a sliver thing going but not as oppressive so it might be the most fun too
>>98950171>It has a bit of a sliver thing going but not as oppressive so it might be the most fun tooThat's what I wanted it for, friend of mine just said for me to build slivers instead but I don't feel like being the target right out of the gate
Also stealing other people's stuff is always a good time
>>98950159You just don't have the moxie for it.
>>98950099The list is in the picture sweetie
>>98950259The fuck I don't!
>>98950352I am a Canadian. I traveled to Maine (this was a while back) to visit the famous Marden's department store, and when I was there, I asked the clerk if they know somewhere nearby where I could by Moxies, and she replied>"Moxies? They still make that crap?"I thought it was funny. Yeah that stuff is pretty gross.
>>98950407It tastes like that super antiseptic smell you get hit by when you first walk into a hospital... In a refreshing way. I used to hate it until it was drink a moxie or drink salt water, so I downed one, now I think it's great. Mardens fucking sucks, but maybe I'm biased because I live near one.Mtg.
how do you deal with Architect Jace if they flip into indestructible/resilient blocker that's not exiled/edicted turn 1? I want to give some points to my pod because it's getting to a point where the deck is wearing out it's welcome from frustration against locked board and just steamrolling is getting boring
>>98949749Fucking retard.
>>98949995No its not and holy shit the games been dead for 7 years already?
>>98950352Well played
To the nigga that's making the Zelda cards, where are you getting your cards printed?
How do I make repeatedly shuffling my deck a lot less of a pain in paper
>>98950503Get a card shuffling machine like they have at the casino
>>98950460Outside digging for removal/boardwipes? Bouncing works quite well, since Jace players have to put those creatures into the deck to use them.
This is one of the coolest looking cards, I think I want to make a deck around him
Commander is fun, I brought my new Meren deck to the local shop and played with strangers. Got to make a Marit Lage token and play Craterhoof :D
>>98950564More of a 99 card but knock yourself out
Your commander for today
>>98950503Quit running land tutors, retard.
>>9895046611 years
>>98950460You get lucky. 8/8 flying blocker that bounces itself is fucking cancer. Every time I've seen that deck it either tramples precons (it's a boardwipe tribal) or it establishes locks that most precons are completely unequipped to handle (Avacyn + Serra's). Every time I've seen it upgraded they land Theorist Jace on curve and then no one has any tramplers to swing at it and it runs away with the game. It's a cancer that demands a very particular cure and in typical superfriends fashion the faggots who like that shit can do nothing but smolbean even though their deck can randomly shit out a threat.
>>98950565Commander is the best when people are having fun and if you had fun that's all that matters
Dilemma says you face a Dilemma whenever you have to choose one or more modes for a modal spell or ability. Mcdfs are modal cards, they literally have modal in the name, so if you have picrel as your commander and you decide to play a mcdf land (or the non-land side of it) would you create an officer?How about when you choose a color for a card such as Manamorphose? I'll assume the second doesn't count as "Modal" according to the new rules that came with Star Trek.
>>98950334multiple cards in japanese doe
>>98950644>Pondering who to attack>Finally make a choice>I have faced a dilemmaPlay the card as written.
>>98950659Choosing a target is not facing a dilemma, it's committing a crime.
>>98950665>play Cutiewootie the Smol Wabbit Helper>ETB gift opponent a food token, I get nothing>this is a crime in Magic
>>98950637so on my end as the jace player its would be more on depowering the deck from bombs rather than "well jeez i hope you guys kept turbo hard removal"?
>>98950628>tfw started playing in RTRHad no idea how good I had it
>>98950650Oh, those are triumph of the horde and finale of devestation
>it's another mechanically unique fomo lair episode you will never get I LOVE SCALPERS BUYING OUT THE DUNE CROSS OVER
>>98950637this is why you only allow *unmodified* precon warsalso because it's the only authentic b1 experience you can possibly have with randoms
>>98950723Based, I already sold my atlanta festival box for good profit
>>98950723>more actors standing there cardsI hate this
This isn't pushing it too hard, right?
>>98950762>a 4cmc blood artist that makes tokens and is immune to damageit's fine
>>98950762>If damage is prevented this way, sacrifice a bat>Second ability some cost, exile a creature card from a graveyard, create a batJust my $.02
>>98950762We posting custom commanders?
>>98950762Getting four bodies and 6 total power for 4 mana is quite good, and draining life on top of that is rather strong. I think you could dial this down to a 3/1 that makes 2 bats and it'd still get the point across.Having it be an activated ability to Sac a bat and Regenerate (or gain Indestructible) would also probably be a better way to handle the damage prevention, since then the Bats have to actively be used up as shields.
Nauctis preconsRW: Seal the Deal - Group Hug - Trade Pain For TreasureWUG: Merfolk Regiment - Go Wide Merfolk - Tap and ConvokeUR: Blood In the Water - Shark Attackers - Draw Blood and DiscardBUG: Terrors of the Abyss - Discard and Mill - Reanimate Sea MonstersTo be announced tomorrow
>>98950782I hope the baron is cheap on the secondary market
>>98950800Gonna take either sharks or sea monsters
>>98950800Boros group hug might be cool
>>98950800I fucking hate Merfolk with every fiber in my being
>>98950800They release too much stuff too quicklyReanimating sea monsters and shark attackers sounds neat though I like getting more sea creatures as it's a theme I enjoy anyway. Leviathans, serpents, krakens and such
>>98950800I've already got a Merfolk deck built up, so I doubt the precon would have much.Very curious about the other three though. Suppose it's not too surprising that the ocean plane is mostly Blue decks.
>>98949739I just have precons, so there's nothing fancy to post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>98950800Is this where we'll finally get that Jaws reprint in universe they said was going to happen?
>>98950847
>>98950782idk, paul and temur paul seem kinda whatever and the "prescience" is kinda done in shitty wayEmperor is too expensive for what he doesirulan is kinda....eh?
>>98950782Irulan is just another reason to elevate Y'shtola ever further beyond. I don't understand why they made this move
>>98950503desu I just ask the table if they're cool with me cutting the deck as a shuffle>search>find card>put library back>move bottom half of library to top of library>continue playing
>>98950782>actors on my mtg cardsreeeeee
>>98950800>bant merfolk tokensDaring today aren't we?
>>98950800>>98950807this looks so damn coolwhy they fuck did they forever taint their game with fucking ugly star trek and capeshit if they can do a shark with a sword
>>98950957meant for I'm seething>>98950808
>>98950957>wants a shark with a sword>hey king shark from suicide squad kills the justice league wields swords->capeshitlolyet more proof that wotc knows better and UB is for the best
>>98950800Well the shark sounds kinda neat at least. We got photos of them yet?
>>98950782You ever take a shit so hard you throw your back out?All of these shitmanders are perfect for that feel
>>98949464Usually the tranime chase art cards are tacky and gay but this one's pretty alright. Wish it gave her her glowing eyes but it's basically just What If Aurelia Was Yugioh and that's pretty okay.
>>98950982I will tolerate the inevitable DC UB simply for the Morphling Superman rename, but I won't be happy about it. Better than more Marvel or nipslop though
How horrible am I if I want to build a Nin deck?
>>98951024not really horrible even if you go for mean ninjas since nowadays on combat trigger you can do only so much while whittling away 120 damage
>>98949975yeah if you can kill him with that or another bolt it would be good. final fantasy and MH has some blue-ball red land ramp as well. GōtC just want red players to suffer
>>98950800>bant merfolk>izzet draw discard>sultai graveyardWow so exciting and unique I'll be sure to get hype for these undersupported deck types.
>>98950800>BUG: Terrors of the Abyss - Discard and Mill - Reanimate Sea MonstersPLEASE be good. PLEASE.
>>98951047Sea monsters needs a good commander Im hoping
>>98950792yeah man
Is this the only viable esper commander that isn't just artifact slop?
>>98951058I've been slowly buying stuff for a Kenessos deck, but ever since Nauctis got announced I've been having second thoughts on buying the more expensive sea monsters.
>>98950792Its dumb and bad.
>>98951024Cuck question
>>98951068Anon you didn't even try looking did you?
>>98951079Hate this whore like you wouldn't believe.
>>98951080Only a troon would hate her.
>>98951079Sorry should have specified esper not artifact non final tranny card
>>98951079>do nothing, draw card
>>98951085You still didn't try just say 'I dont know how to searxh scryfall' go on
>>98951068There is no such thing as artifact slop. Every artifact deck is a work of art. Artifacts run this shit game and have done so since Alpha.
>>98951058What's wrong with Kiora or Kenessos or Runo Stromkirk
>>98951103Theyre not 3 color so I can run all of those in the 99
Tana Silas artifact creature's birthing pod deck, dumb or yay?
>>98949858Wow, cards are printed and in the mail already
>>98951072Depends on the sea monster. Some of the more generically named ones might get reprints within the set itself, and in general could show up in commander decks.But on the other hand, anything that doesn't get reprinted is probably going to spike even higher with more people trying to make sea monster decks.
>>98951121Damn, less than a day? That's hella fast.
>>98950800>BUG: Terrors of the Abyss - Discard and Mill - Reanimate Sea MonstersOh neat an upgrade
>>98951124I should probably buy an Aesi and a Serpent of Yawning Depths, right?...
>>98951125not even 10 hours since payment processed.my singles order hasnt been filled that fast.
>>98951129I look like but don't do this
>>98950800>RW: Seal the Deal - Group Hug - Trade Pain For Treasure>sealSelkies confirmed? I was bummed when Eclipsed didn't have any new ones.
>>98949464>tqAbzan angelQuadruple points for having an angel token and/or lifegain focus
>>98951186Looks very gay. Sad!
>>98950808UR deck already posted here
>>98951024Nin, the Pain Artist? There's probably some OK new tools, but you're probably still going to search for stuffy doll/skitterspike every game.
>>98951188Looks very cool. Nice!
>>98951191Otters are dumb, but I like that octopus
>>98951186>that merfolk art
>>98951186>>98951188>>98951191>no Character I Know from Thing I Knowno buy from me dog
>Sharkgod,>Octopus god>Squid god>Leviathan god>Or like guild leaders for the planeDon't know if it will be that, but the idea sounds dope.
>>98951175>Seal the Dealtoday I shall remind themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvhps47Lmc
>>98950094UNTIL THEY BAN THIS ULTRAPUSHED, HYPERPRINTED SLOP
>>98951208replace god with elder
>>98951216I'm still down with that.
>>98949464>TQ:I need a Mardu Avacyn now so I can run all versions of her in the 99Unless a Mardu Angels commander already exists?
>>98951271They made the rulebreaker angel commander thats lets you oops all angels
>>98951271Tariel is a mardu angel but her gimmick is random enemy reanimation at 7 mana
>>98951191Huh, sealfolk rather than selkies. I wish there was a bit more sauce to it than just furries, but the visual identity is pretty cool despite that.
>>98951271Kaalia isn't an angel, but she certainly works if you're throwing expensive angels in the deck.
>>98951196Thats a seal, not an otter. Seems like Seals are either white aligned or Boros in Nauctis.
>>98949464>TQ: What's one card you wish existed but doesn't?Rhox (original printing) retrain that's at a modern power level and goes in the command zone. Imply it's the specific guy from the commercial. Keep it mono green though, I hate it when they add colors to legends just because monocolor commanders are passé.
>>98951299Personally I prefer mono color commanders or 2 color at most. It means you actually have to think and can't just throw the goodstuff pile in your deck.
>>98951208The shark HAS to be Jaws right? It's even red
humanbros I'm not feeling too well after seeing this latest 'set'...
>>98951314Good, human tribal was a mistake.
>>98951313I hope so, but probably not. At least, it won't be in the precon.
>>98951313If it's the deck's secondary commander, then it'd need to be UR.
>>98951307I tend to agree, to go above 2 colors I feel there needs to be a strong flavor reason (Elder Dragons, Primordials, Alarans etc)
>>98950785>>98950787>>98950798Another version. This should be safer.
>>98951082Only a troon would hate... the poster child for FF14...? The game that's... What? Famously NOT 90% tranny ERPing?
>>98951347Its crazy how Meteor Survivor isn't the main push for FF14 media. People love Juan Fantasia!
>>98951284I don't allow these cards at my table. It's not hard to follow color identity.
>>98951347Don't argue with the "Approved UB" tranny. xe's probably the gay furry porn poster, too.
>>98951313the boxart on precon is nowadays always main+back up for UW ones but it'd be fucking strange if Jaws didn't get a functional reprint in UW or as a special guest print to bait whales
jaws 2
>>98950982I don't want that dude he's capeshitEven if the shark is the same it's not capeshit but that one isYou don't understand this because you don't have a human soul
>>98951125What does this have to do with muxus
>intellectual property of soulless corporation 1 is soulful!>intellectual property of soulless corporation 2 is not soulful!
>>98951191I love group hug and I love precon so I am probably going to pick this up. At very least I am keenly interested.
>>98949464>TQA version of Warstorm Surge that only does 1 damage to any target. Somehow this does not exist.
>>98951419Not a whole lot. They just ended up kissing in a gen line and I thought it was fun.Is it what it is. Just one of 2 proxies.>>98951433Aren't a whole lot for group hug in boros either. So I'm excited.
>>98950808It is time to unleash my pissfoil captain howler from the binder.
>>98949739Technically done but decided to order a DCI Capsize/SL Archaeomancer to slot in. I also have a signed Venser, Shaper Savant I'd like to add to the mix
>>98951428yeshope this helps!!!
>>98949739k
>>98951460holy based
>>98950352Ha, based anon
>>98950808I think I'll go for Sharks. I've been thinking about building Captain Howler.
>>98951460Why do you love her so much? Card doesn't seem that amazing
>>98951473
>>98951483the artwork is so bad, it hurts.
>>98951484>Why do you love her so much?because somebody has to do it
>>98951497Doesn't know if one HAS to, but I'll respect that either way.
>>98951439Why? You have warstorm surge.
>>98951473How's the transition going?
>>98951591Pretty good
>>98951591>We'll tolerate and cheer pedophiles, but don't you enjoy real art!
>>98951602What did he mean by this?
>>98951473I like it.
I don't get the hate for proxies or custom cards as long as they aren't broken beyond belief
>>98951650spend more than a few hours here and witness the spam them let us know how you feel
>>98951654I've been here for awhile tho
>>98951650Most of it is entirely performative.
>>98951650it's one guy
This effect is so peak but what the fuck are you even supposed to do with it in mono-red?
>>98951662Honestly starting to think most anons screech about it out of habit>>98951669or this
>>98951662>>98951669>Only one person is tired of seeing bullshit>Any justified hatred isn't real!!! XDKill yourselves.
>>98951675I fucking wish this was real.
>>98951679Me too, Anon.
>>98951678Your shit is why this thread is honestly dead and only survives because /tg/ is /po/ levels of fast
>>98949574You can't do that.
>>98951678You're free to post your opinions as much as anyone is free to post their creations, but you must understand people are just as tired of your endless whining.
>>98949518xD when will dey do sumtin that will nevur hapenFucking idiot.
>>98951678justified hatred is fine.I'm saying you have unjustified hatred.
>>98951675we need more skelly commanders
>>98951625You don't really think this.
>>98951671Not sure but I'm happy he exists for my Squall, Gunblade Duelist deck where I call the number 2 deck.
>>98951705ok
>>98951698My haterd of pedophile slop spammers, custom useless bullshit spammers, and juvenile proxy makers is 100% justified.
>>98951693It's easy. Just say "no".
>>98951669I wonder if it's the same guy demanding for Trek and MBC to get banned.
>>98951671I thought there was a hellrider effect for all creatures attacking your opponents, but I guess not.anyway just make your opponents kill each other, it's not that hard.my favorite is frontier warmonger.I'll maybe eventually try reskinning that guy and put him in gahiji/rotating goad pile
>>98951714You're free to go make your -proxy general promised land.
>>98951731He can prob just add a rule to the -UB general and nobody would notice bcs nobody uses the thread anyway lmao
>>98951714You're more annoying than the card image spammer from the thread wars
>>98951714
>>98951742I hate this show
>>98951714It still love you 100%.
Reminder that Gavin's favorite card of the year was guest designed by an /edhg/ poster.
>>98951500A slightly worse (and likely cheaper to cast) version of a good card is likely still pretty good and worth considering for a deck that runs the base card in question
>>98951772>everything on 4chan should be taken as a work of fiction
>>98951779OC chads: 2Seething retard: 0
>>98951772pulled this one in foil. is it worth a brew?
>>98951794He's pretty fun but has all the issues theft normally has.
>>98951772Why are these so expensive? This general informed me these cards would not be expensive.
>>98951817Because people are dumb and they only "released" less than a week ago.
>>98951827It's actually due to insane levels of scarcity but for some reason this general can't accept it. In 6 months when this shit is 50+ dollars I'll still be getting "two more weeks" for when the prices will decrease.
>>98951832They aren't that scarce and more importantly, they aren't even good. People again, are dumb and trying to fleece each other.
I can't tell if RnD ran out of ideas, or if these were designed by AI thinking machines. They're so boring.
>>98951845Mother fucker ONE BOX of this set is like 500 dollars. By definition it is scarce
You know what's funny.Reality fracture was so shit, one of the most expensive cards outside of fracture and special print bullshit is literally an uncommon, and that's just due to waifu tax
>>98951500Better for enrage
>>98951860every set is shit. Name the last high selling beloved set
>>98951763As you should. Only tranny faggots like it.
>>98951864Final Fantasy.Tough pill to swallow
>>98951846desu I think they're mostly pretty elegant representations of their respective characters. Not too much Do Thing Draw Card. The only thing I find wrong with them is that they're UB.
>>98951860>>98951868What's really funny is that you keep trying to push the narrative that your tranny pandering japslop is "approved UB." Reality Fracture won btw.
>>98951867I don't care about trannies
>>98951860>Reality fracture was so shit
>>98951872Its a beloved, high selling set. UB doesn't even factor in.This is just an object fact, but deny reality like the trannies you claim to despise.
>>98951877>it sold to secondaries and that makes it beloved!!!!Like the trannies you and your beloved franchise worship, denial is the only thing keeping you alive.
>>98951877So it's like spider-man
Making custom proxies for commanders is pretty fun you niggas should've told me this sooner
>>98951896Facts
>>98951896Pretty sure I've been telling people they should be making their own proxies and enjoy and share their creativity for awhile now.
>>98951904People don't want to be yelled at.
>>98951913Filter out the constructive criticism from the schizo ravings.
>>98951669Stfu and stop spamming the thread with your etsy page
>>98951714Preaaaaach
>>98951714I wonder why these threads are deader than generals for literally dead games and tv shows.
>>98951068I love this bald bitch.
>>98951125Need more gob on gob cards.
>>98951882>customers shouldn't have brand loyalty, they should be able to switch from one product to a better product at any time>but businesses should always have customer loyalty, they should never be able to switch from one customer to a better paying customer at any timethis is assuming the average UWfaggot is even worth shitalso i already know your political opinions
>>98951931its not?Its a thread a day. That's hardly dead.
>>98951924>with your etsy pageThis doesn't happen, stop being a retard.
>>98951931if makes you feel better, /edhg/ will always be more alive than that silly containment thread
>>98949464>TQI want an interesting boros Odric. The one we got is so mechanically lame compared to the two mono white Odric.
>>98951313Likely it'll be somewhere in the box. One of the handful of mono legendaries in the precon. It feels like the most obvious place to put it.
>>98951942So a solid 75% decrease from 2023. Amazing. There were times where this thread maxed out 3 threads a day. Now a new set barely gets posts.
>>98951945>It's been up for 30 daysJesus Christ man the nigga that made that general is such a fucking loser
>>98951961You're an idiot.
>>98951313They already said JAWS was coming in a future set and obviously it is this one. So yes.
>>98951964
>>98951483It's weirds seeing this art up close. When it was just on a card across the table I always thought he had a cannon arm.
sgeledon :D
Trying to make "sliver style artifact creatures" and there just isn't enough stuff for it. I am sad.
>>98951944Whatever you say Leon
>order decks from amazon>they cancel it a day before they are supposed to send it.My own fault. I knew this would happen.
>>98951937Can't think of many cards where it would work,
>>98951988Goblin Recruiter could work
>>98951992I could make another version, or goblin matron.Maybe this weekend.
>>98951988Siege-Gang Lieutenant? I'd think either of the two goblin making Krenko could work too. But I think you already did the tap to make goblins one so maybe the make goblins on attack one?
SOON
>>98952002I forgot you had one already
>>98951654>>98951678>spam>pedo
>>98952007I did both of them. boggart shenanigans just being a makeout session might work too.
thoughts on "overrun in the command zone" type commandos?
>>98952019>Board wipe me before I play on curve.
>>98951940The funny thing is that brand loyalty is likely a colossal contributing factor to why WotC is able to consistently do the bare minimum. Its "dedicated fans" are so hopelessly addicted that WotC can shart out a set as terrible as FRA (maybe like one step above WAR in terms of how awful it is) and the "dedicated fans" rush to buy it.
>>98952019I like Jetmir. He makes the various token makers naya has work over time with his effect.
>>98951988doesn't need to be a goblin card specifically. any of the gay love cards can just be replaced with goblins suckin' face
>>98951772>designed by an /edhg/ poster.proof?
>>98952015>boggart shenanigansMan I didn't even know that was a card. But that is a pretty good call. Good name for a gob makeout session.
>>98952033BREEDING POOL
>>98952033>>98952044True.
>>98952019it's fine>>98952020>highly telegraphed wincon is loud enough for even casuals to prepare againstperfect for bracket 2
>>98952053>perfect for bracket 2fair
>>98952020Spot removal actually works even better against them. You wait for them to attack with all their shitters then remove the commander boosting them all and massacre the tiny attackers on blocks.
>>98952063a-at least it has ward
>>98951904Polfag has made this thread really unfun and hostile to project making for a long time, so it's easy to see how some genuinely good suggestions get lost in the antifag pissbabying.
>>98952063That one in particular maybe not, it's in esper, that has a LOT of protection on top of it already having ward.Though, that does go for wipes too.
>>98952077if you can cast one borg evolved + have the protection for it you winning the game is a basic expectation
>>98952063Unfortunately you had to keep 5 mana up to do this and pretty much skipped your turn.
>>98952094>5 manaHuh? It's only ward 2
>>98950081how expensive is this
>>98952002Speaking of gobs, have you done an Auntie Ool yet?
>>98952142https://ibb co/album/2WB3djI made 6. All of my gob proxies, and a few others, are uploaded here. Just put a period in the space.
>>98952100Average removal spell is 2-3 mana.
Anyone else build the 99 of decks with no commander because they haven't released one that fits the deck yet?
>>98952154>Squee Goblin NabobI was about to ask about that one after the other Squee. You were way ahead of me there.
>>98952154>239 imagesYou have a problem.
Who was your first Commander? Do you still play them? I kinda want to rebuild my first Sharuum deck but better.
>>98952154>I made 6Holy. I guess she must have been requested a lot then. Thanks.
>>98952186Made and remade it several times. Never sticks.Always remember the guy who made tokens for him that were actual gingerbread.>>98952188Nope, that was back before anyone even requested anything. I just like options.
>>98952186You posted her. Haven't played her in years but still love this big bitch.
>>98952186A friend of mine got me a precon before hand but I barely touched that one. Kept it pretty much as was for a while. But these two were the first deck I got and customized and started looking out for new cards for. I eventually kept all the zombies and swapped out Gisa And Geralf for Muldrotha and had a lot of fun with that. Don't really play either anymore though. I still keep the cards I just haven't played them in a long while.
>>98952186This nigga was and I don't play him anymore sadly
>>98952192>that was back before anyone even requested anythingAh got you. Thanks for always keeping the gallery up to date then gobbro.
Something like this would be kino
Man... As a guy who likes playing precons, do we really need four fucking precons each set? Some sets get less, but we still end up with too many each year. There were like 17 this year, right? Ridiculous. And that also meant four each for Marvel and Star Trek, yet only one for the UW set of Reality Fracture, and zero for Hobbit despite LotR having four a few years ago. Where's the rhyme or reason? Is Darkhold going to get four fucking decks again?
>>98952248>Where's the rhyme or reason?
>>98952248hobbit was supposed to have precons, they were going to feature battles as a subtheme, for whatever reason it fell apart
>>98952253>Fell apartThey were delayed. They will drop eventually. Cards started appearing on scryfall
>>98952232maybe something like this
>>98952186i'm a newshitter who only started recentlyi think it's precon is too strong for 1v1 commander with my sister
>>98952283he cute
>>98952295>he
>>98952186>Do you still play them?No, it was super boring Shadowborn Apostle slop. Far too samey and linear for my tastes. It's been spiritually succeeded by Vilis, who retains a lot of the original cards from that deck and has a bit of a demon sub-theme as well.
>>98952283My buddies and I have just started playing together and he was trashing us with the red dragon foundations deck so badly my other buddy had to pull his bracket three comp deck out to have any chance.
I hate the retards who ask stupid questions. >"Do you have any blockers?" as I have nothing on my board but 4 tapped lands. If I was going to flash something in I wouldn't tell you, why the fuck are you prompting me.>"Sorry I'm a new player I just wanted to be sure"I am so fucking sick of new players. I'm sick of those retards who ask if anyone has any pregames.
>>98952384Always look after the new guy
>it's another "timmyfag gets assmad that interaction exists and I won't roll over and let him kill me" episode
>>98952186First one I built my own list for. I played standard back in 2019 and I absolutely loved Enrage Dinos. I've rebuilt her now and again but I always find it hard to balance it between having enough draw, resources, and things to do. It kind of devolves into tutor for enrage-combo a lot of the time. Ripjaw raptor my beloved though.
>>98952389Why? Most of them aren't worth keeping around. This game could have a 50% player contraction and still be larger than it was a decade ago.
>>98952390it's time to take the bracket 4 pill
Personally, I like new players
>>98952384You sound unfun as fuck.
>>98952384It's a perfectly reasonable question, I bet you also shit yourself when people declare they are going through phases
>>98952384Then you need to be fine with take backs. I'll attack you without asking but if you go to block we are rolling back.
>>98952390wait a minute...
>>98952395wtf GōtC (guess I'm using the boards dominant name for them now....) endorses cock fighting/animal cruelty? I mean it kind of makes sense being as they support extreme leftism like that one guy Hasan who electrocuted his dog on stream. yikes!!!!>>98952283commander needs to have 3 players at minimum really. ask your neighbor to join in. although the type of guy to play this deck is the type of guy to come to the LGS just to borrow a deck from someone else in the pod and then leave and play elsewhere....shame, shame>>98952232you mean like {pic rel}?
>>98952470no that's ubslop I want uwslurp
>>98952384Hey do you have any blockers that can stop my flying ->SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST PLAY THE GAMEAll right well I guess I swing at you with my flying - >I BLOCK WITH THIS CREATURE I PLAYED 6 TURNS AGO AND HAVE BEEN HALF HIDING AMONGST MY ARTIFACTS OVER HERE ON THE RIGHT OF THE BOARD! AND HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE OTHER CREATURE I PLAYED 4 TURNS AGO THAT GAVE ANY CREATURE I WANTED A DEATH TOUCH COUNTER?! WELL I SILENTLY CHOSE THE CREATURE WITH REACH AND I'M USING THIS GENERIC -D4 DICE TO INDICATE THAT IT HAS A DEATH TOUCH COUNTER EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ONCE ANNOUNCED IT! HA HA HA YOU FOOL YOU MORON I OUT PLAYED YOU!
>>98952476These "people" will then flip their shit when you tell them that this has been illegal since a pro tried it with Dryad Arbor.
>>98952248If you like precons so much then why are you complaining about getting more of them? And no, we don't get 4 with every set; Lorwyn had 2, TMNT and Reality Fracture had 1, Hobbit had noneI could understand the complaint if the recent precons sucked but we've had some great ones this year, especially in Strixhaven
>>98952484the anon you're replying to is poor but is compelled to buy hence his rage
>>98952470>wtf GōtC (guess I'm using the boards dominant name for them now....)Stop trying to make fetch happen
>>98952482great precedence knowledge. a true deep cut. >>98952484and hobbit was supposed to have ed-h decks but they were cancelled or something
>Guy takes really long turn>"Hey, do you guys remember if I played a land this turn?"This keeps happening in my games and it always annoys me. How difficult is it to keep track of a single land drop?
>>98952525bro I barely remember what my creatures do and I built the deck
should you be able to make up for lost land drops
Alright niggas, is this an ok ability?
>>98952571>aurelius>isn't a gold card
>>98951684>>98951675It's coming, Wizards was asking about about a Nintendo collab in surveys a couple years ago.
>>98952578He has a heart of gold anon
How true is this?
>>98950800>tribal>tribal>tribalbruh what a shit roster
>>98951731yeah we should welcome the arena posters here and if you don't like it you can go make a -arena containment general
>>98952186I should put Ghave back together.
>>98952643I agree
>>98952631ummm actually it's typal chud what the actual chud are you doing here /pol/...
>>98952643This but unironically.
>>98952248
>>98952643OwO whats thisarena frens welcome :3c
>>98952710we already have book keeping mechanics to justify spellbooks existing in paper so just do it why not
Why is every modern set so safe? It's hard to explain what I mean exactly but it all feels so soft. There's no crazy shit, no terrifying body horror, no gothic horror, nothing dark, it's just stupid wholesome shit like DUDE SQUIRRELS XD or DUDE RABBITS XD
>>98952735mark had a talk over this during duskmourn. it's because it gives some the ick so they toned down the horror of the horror set. it needs to be for everyone and inclusive
>>98952593This except the blue player is also trans
>>98952670I was hoping one of these would be Mardu. The only card I'm hoping for from this set is Punisher and I would think he'd be Mardu. Maybe Orzhov will work.
>>98952186niv mizzet the firemind. had the cool alt art foil one from the knights vs dragons duel decks so i had made that guy my first commander deck. it was horrible, but most commander decks at the time were pretty bad, so the format was more forgiving to goofy cards like gelectrode and ovinize
Any legitimately good, viable, alternate win-cons that aren't mill?
>>98952788None of those adjectives describe mill so I don't know why you felt a need to directly exclude it.
>>98952799Well not only is mill an extremely problematic and transphobic mechanic, it's just boringI want an alternate win con through some flashy means that can't be easily countered
>>98952742That's funny because I remember All Will Be One was packed wall to wall at my LGS. 120-ish people iirc one of the largest turnouts I've ever seen. The general sentiment I was feeling was that people wanted the Phyrexians to be a lot scarier than wotc let them be there. Between that and the success of all the Innistrad sets I feel the playerbase is pretty hungry for the dark horror to be pushed more forward in the sets where it's present, not the other way around.
>>98952670>Three of them are doing the same fucking pose
>>98952804>FunHappily Ever After in Zedruu group hug.Peace In Our Time extra combats no proliferation.>GoodAny Lab Man effectPoison countersRandom Approach in a control deck
>all your artifacts are now Sol RingsWow thank God they're printing this, artifacts are such an undersupported and weak archetype.
>>98952827Name one card that artifacts have as support, bet you can't
>>98952828Jackie Chan
>>98952186Still have him built
My LGS does a "Ladies Night" for commander but why the hell would they need to segregate their audience like that? I get the need to separate for physical sports like boxing and shit, but not for something where there's no execution, when it's all mental like MtG
>>98952995Cuz women abhor ugly and unfit menIf you want in, just say you're a woman, by their logic you don't need to do anything, just your word
>>98952995There's a politically incorrect answer here.
>>98952995They do the same for chess
>>98952788No.
>>98953022>>98953043But WHY?
>>98953050So the boys don't get butthurt when they lose to women
>>98953050Same reason why there are women's leagues in sports.They can't compete with men.There has never been a woman magic pro tour winner. There has never been a woman over all chess champion
>>98952484Paralysis of choice. My LGS has big commander nights twice a week, and my pod(s) meet there instead of anyone's house. If I buy all precons in a set, I have about ten weeks to use them all before the next batch comes out. I don't really get enough time to grow attached to the cards I use, because they are basically disposable with this turnaround time.
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>98952995Don't be dense. Try to imagine what it is like from a woman's perspective (but don't try too hard!). They just want to have a girls night where they can socialize and not be pestered by sweaty LGS nerds. I am certain there are lots of woman out there who are familiar with Magic, know the rules, have decks ready, but they don't frequently play because they don't want to interact with LGS nerds.
>>98952248i think the sound logic of of why there are often 4 precons per set is that a "normal" pod for edh is 4 players, so they have a good jumping in point for a new group of players by offering 4 different precons together. i am not saying this is the only reason or the biggest deciding factor for why this is often the case, but it is the most PR friendly case that can be made for the decision.>>98953228seems like very flimsy reasoning. i have the FFVI and FFX precons untouched still, ordered the secret lair miku deck and odds and ends deck (probably won't edit these either). you should just stop being a bitch, it sounds like. play more, refuse the desire to switch to the newest precons every set release, or build your own decks.
>>98953231This is a genuine fiction, invented by who, I'm not sure, but this never happens
>>98953231>They just want to have a girls night where they can socializeno woman does thisyou think women go to ladies' night to hang out with other women in bars for free? fucking retard
>>98953231Imagine being a girl and going to an LGS and seeing the proxies that get posted here across the table
new bake>>98953288>>98953288>>98953288
>>98953272I don't think I would mind. On the contrary, I think autists who do this are bigger simps and white knights than regular people, so I'd go out of my way to be friendly with them to get free shit from them. I bet after a couple compliments and "accidental" touches I could get one of them to buy me some sleeves, deck box, etc. That is if I were a semi-attractive (read: not fat) girl.
>>98953238I've actually never played commander IRL and only own eight precons, including all four FF ones which I essentially bought as just "FF merch" rather than really intending to play with the cards.
>>98952186I made so many people rage
>>98952827the funny thing is that there is absolutely no reason to play this lol. artifacts can do so much better already
>>98950068It's still good in Standard.
>>98951490Oil paintings tend to be bad.
>>98951671Here's a starter pack.
>>98952232Psychic is a better card name. ESP is too sci-fi.
