Remember that time some kid choked to death on a missile from a battlestar galactica starship toy on christmas 1978, and then afterwards the parents of the kid wrote this very sus letter to mattel? Because i sure 'member
>>11794891boomers really read this shit and thought nothing of it
>>11794891Remember when some cunty bitch mom got mad there were Breaking Bad toys in the collector section at Toys R Us and made them pull it all?
>>11794891The parents didn't write that, the lawyer did. That's obviously a legal document. Are you retarded?
>>11794891Remember when people got mad that Django Unchained was getting dolls and I'm sorry, the missile's shaped like an enticing penis??
Remember Otacute?
>>11795216Oh i remember that too. I was in highschool during that whole fiasco. Fuck obnoxious whiney soccer mom cunts like her>>11795218>The parents didn't write that, the lawyer did. That's obviously a legal document. Are you retarded?Look i thought the swca website where i got this from said the parents wrote it. Im not a lawyer so to me it seemed like the parents could have wrote this or maybe wrote it in conjunction with the lawyer or something. But even if the lawyer wrote this instead of the parents it is nonetheless an extremely sus statement and concerning as fuck. The lawyer themselves were probably bad touching kids themselves in their spare time.
>>11795216That also affected Kick Ass and Hellboy.
>>11795370Yeah, I remember the abbreviated titles on the packaging
>>11795367>The lawyer themselves were probably bad touching kids themselves in their spare time.
>>11795402Wal-Mart Pulls Anal
>>11795364>Remember Otacute?I dont actually. The fuck was otacute?>>11795402>whinging about muh violence against wahman on a wrestler figure in 1999Christ, feminists were obnoxious cunts even back then, huh?>>11795435Kek>>11795492>Wal-Mart Pulls AnalThe fags that pulled the toy from shelves because of one bitchy karen are probably exclusively into analNot that theres anything wrong with that...
>>11795492>>11795580For context, the wrestler Al Snow used to come out to the ring with a mannequin head he'd talk to and pretend to be crazy, and used it to make multiple jokes about blowjobs. Sexist? Maybe somewhat. But it had absolutely nothing to do with violence against women. Here's his entrance video/music for further clarification: https://youtu.be/1kUm9Jq0Ud0
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>>11795897Did you know you're a lame troll?
>>11795361>I'm sorry, the missile's shaped like an enticing penis??Cmon anon, doesnt this look appetizing to you?
>>11795982Projecting hard
>>11795897My T-1000 is cool
>>11796036I've had it for a while so it's likely the first one
>>11796072Why are you lying to people about things you don't own?
>>11796072Funny you say that because i only bought it to have it look cool on a shelf because i like T2 so much
Not so much a Toy Story but a funny old green text from here many years ago. I thought of it recently as I have moved and am setting up my new toy room. I’m unpacking my DC Universe Classics figures and I thought of this story, it was that funny to me.It was around wave 4 with the Wonder Woman variant. A guy said it was shopping at Target and ran across the chase figure. He goes to buy it and the cashier is hot and several people are in front of him. Then a really hot chick gets behind him. He didn’t have enough money to pay and got embarrassed. The hot chick gave him the rest of the money he needed. He felt embarrassed being a grown ass man and not having enough for a figure. It ended with him shouting he was the neckbeard!!! It was hilarious and I still remember it. I can’t believe I didn’t save it, I looked many years ago but it’s long gone or my search skills suck dick. Also kind of funny that figures at that point might have been at the $9.99 or maybe $11.99.
>>11795580>I dont actually. The fuck was otacute?Online website sells Japanese action figures. Regularly flauted regulations and would sell restricted stuff to Americans. One day an anon cancelled a large preorder with them, and they sent him a threatening letter. One day, the site just up and closes, resulting in the common /toy/ understanding that Otacute was being operated as a money laundering and smuggling operation by a Yakuza who happened to be an otaku, and it was shut down when he got killed or arrested.
>>11796670>Regularly flauted regulations and would sell restricted stuff to Americans.Such as what?>One day, the site just up and closes, resulting in the common /toy/ understanding that Otacute was being operated as a money laundering and smuggling operation by a Yakuza who happened to be an otaku, and it was shut down when he got killed or arrested.Lmfao thats fucking unreal, seems like some plot from an action movie like crank
