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Somebody set up us the bomb
>>11796858 Somebody is gonna get a face full of rocket.
>>11796864 Darn'dest thing. Skippy was runnin along like missed PT and he rand into the the damned thing. First Goddamn turned ankle and bruised shin from an A-tom bomb. If we ever admit we have it - that idiot's a hero.
>>11797488Sensible chuckle
>>11800643 a few good rockets
>>11800643I don't own any army men but love looking at these pics
>>11803315Cheers anon, been fun working air units into scenes.
And more than a little challenging at times.
>>11796864I thought the war was nearly over? Or something like that? I read it on line so it must be truth.
>>11803603In the grim darkness of the backyard... there is only war.
>>11803630>From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of plastic.
>>11803635Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel.
Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you.
We demand it.
Well I finally found an AI that would get this right.
Hopefully something new from me as well in a week.
>>11806884I'm finally off for a stretch and it's rained more or less nonstop for days heh, supposed to have a couple days break in the weather after today but this week is overall very damp.
>daybreak at the threshold of conflicts renewed
>>11806950>our valiant armies once again set forth into the tangled wilderness of our homeland
>>11806954>our homeland invaded by strange and loathsome foes
>>11806956>the stain of alien occupation is everywhere
>>11806957>strange and deadly forces lurk in the shadows of what was once pristine green wilds
>>11806960>relentless waves of plastic hatred seek to crash onto us, sweep us aside
>>11806963>our lines hold firm, the mounds of the dead rising ever higher
>>11806966>not content to bring us ruin, these brutes slaughter each other with equal enthusiasm
>>11806971>at times, their baffling feuds leave behind unspeakable horrors, all upon our lands
>>11806973>no matter.>against all enemies, we will endure.
>>11806963I can hear this one
Those sure are some interesting tanks the AI conjured up...
Finally a sunny day, for a few hours anyway but the ground is still sodden, with more rain to come... just my luck for the first week of my time off and possibly more.
Just a little test
>>11812801 Damn it was gonna shoot at us.
>somewhere in the Teuton Wildlands
>>11818011*terse, whispered orders*>"'Aalt! Tahke covfer! Unknown forsxes achead!"
>>11818012"Luytnant, ze colour uf ze szoldiers...">"Szilence! Zey musst be Tan sckum, zey shtake claime to zeesze landzs"
>>11818016>"Gunter, fickx szilenzer un' pikk hoff ze shtraggler"
>>11818018>*muted rifle shot*
>>11818019>*equally muted thud*
>>11818021>"Vell szhot! Skwaud, advhance to flanck ze trukks!"
>>11818023...
>>11818024"L-luytnant! Ze trukks, zey vahnish-">"I haf eyesz dumkoff! Ze deefious Tanzs muszt haf new stelpfh tecknologies, nekxt time liszten to ze SD breefingzs!
>>11818025>"Skwaud, opun formashion und form about ze Tan KIA!"
>>11818027>"Vell Vell, sutch a peckuliar weapun... a man-portabel meeneegun! Ve haf no knowlege uf ze Tansz haffing zis teckh. Not ze Greensz neyether. Our teckhies vill be happy to play vif zis."
>>11818028...
>>11818031*sudden eruption of gunfire from all directions*
>>11818032>"Ach ambusch! Hit ze durt skwau-AAAGHH"
>>11818034>*no survivors*
>>11818035>*Blue-sounding footfalls converge on the clearing*
>>11818036>to be continued
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>sometime later
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>>11820075>to be continued
>>11821978 I like these guys. My grand dreams of pics at the beach were shattered when my dman crown popped off on a Friday morning at breakfast in a town with over 8 dentists - and they all had taken a PD off.
>>11823013My condolences anon, that's harsh.
>>11823031 - and it was fixed in 20 min. the Dentist said 'cause it's so old it's "done it's job" and that I will have to consider more work if it comes off again. I have had it since 2013. - and one of my earliest "modern" army men pics. I got this guy and another randomly included with a Joe I bought.
>>11823372 I noticed on Ali the other day that they have Blue and Grey (not) LEGO.
>>11823373Got a set of those a while back, was just one figure type per side and they were equipped with unusual rifles, one of them a revolver-type. Seeing that they have newer ones out, will have to get some. China's been doing so many historical military it's awesome, just wish they'd make the new weapons available on their own too.
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>>11825594 This was some of the stuff I did manage to take before I was so dentally interrupted. If either side had had a mortar this sort of stalemate wouldn't exist.
>>11825600Always a delight to see your shots. That set is woefully under-armed eh.
>>11825583This one is fantastic, looks like a North Africa setting
>>11825622 I have a howitzer but I didn't pack it as I just picked up the Joe sniper check (their Not, not, "Shooter" ) and I brought her Ciri and Gerralt.
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>>11825884>it ain't me>it ain't me>I ain't no fortunate tan
>>11826410 nope.jpg
