I made this torso from the custom minifig creator last year, lego accidentally sent it out and then desperately tried getting it back from me, even offered over $1,000 in sets for it. I declined, so they casually banned me and my family members from lego.com After accessorizing the fig, I now own the world’s only authentic lego Adolf!
>>11808898It's backwards
>>11808898They offered you £1000 in free Lego? I wonder if this is replicable for free Lego... I already have a decent Hitler and some SS officers from AliExpress.
>>11808928The censoring system they had wouldnt let you use the other direction unicode. Only the unicode for this direction worked. In my opinion the direction really is irrelevant. Historically its seen in both ways
>>11808939>australian hitler
>>11808939A manager kept calling me back after it was delivered, their highest offer was “multiple sets signed by the designers” and he said they could be recently retired too. Anyone smart would choose LoTR or star wars sets. I declined though lol
>make fake copy>send them back the fake copy>get $1k free lego>still keep the real lil' hitler
>>11808942You should have recorded the call and monetized it on YouTube.
>turning down $1000 for something you could have gotten done better for pennies on aliexpress because "it's authentic"
>>11808898I kneel
>>11808898Do you think they would allow or and
>>11808898That's quite funny but maybe your family is sad they lost their accounts
>>11808941The Chinese heard he was Austrian and got confused!
>>11808898Hilarious if true
>>11808898>>11810233Mustache too big
>>11808898fake and/or gay
>>11808898kek, big if true. made me laugh either way.
>>11809297Not really, biggest bummer was we lost our reward points, we have to use a different address/payment method now>>11810238When you go through the hundreds of lego head/mustache options this really is the best.>>11810305Not fake, all legit. People ask why I didnt trade it back? Authentic 100% lego printed adolf hitler is way cooler than some mass produced set. Plus it’s cool being some random goy having something the largest toy company in the world wants.
>>11808949I think I have some voice recordings of one of the calls, I took screenshots of the order and screen recordings documenting it all. This happened last year.
>>11808898Hitler was a Webelo? Neat, I was too. Would've been a full scout but my parents got me kicked out by not paying the den fees. And one guy got caught in the cookie jar, allegedly.
>>11809090>the jew seethes because his greatest ally and god, the shekel, isnt working
>>11810205Holy shit, please tell me somebody made this
>>11810861Be the change you want to see in the world
>>11810861The Chaplin isn't an official figure tho, might as well get purpose-made Austrian corporal figs.
>>11810496I agree anon this is priceless. In fact I feel like I'm on the real 4chan again.
>>11810305>>11810496Yeah anon I believe you and I wish this were real, do you have any sort of "your custom order is on its way yippie :D here's what it'll look like" or other email or packagingI need it so I can laugh even harder
>>11811125>>11811117>>11810496Biggest shame is that its >printed on white, but asking for a marching tan torso like >>11810233 would have likely rang one of their stupid alarms way earlier so I guess this is the best we can get, makes me wonder if hieroglyphs work but too lazy
>>11808948>>11809090
>>11810496That thing is probably worth more than Mr. Gold.
>>11808898thought this was bullshit but op might have the world's only lego printed swastika minifig
>>11808898Okay, this is epic.
Based OP
>>11808898>>11810496Please be fucking real. It so this is the funniest thing ive seen on this site in ages
>>11810496>>11808940>Historically>seen in both sure, jan.webm>>11808928>It's backwardsit also means different things when backwardsthat it's on a brown uniform and the mustache and haircut "help" but still
>>11808898should have made 101 torsos and then get $100,000 free lego by returning them and still keep one.
