Is handposing valid? Or is it just instagram and tiktok kids getting away with posing figures without accounting for surface and contact points?
>>11819273One thing I always notice with hand posers is that the hand is brown.
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>>11819273I Blame most companies being greedy asholes offering either awful bases with already loose screws or nothing at all
>>11819283brown hand and a spiderman figure. usually that combo
>>11819283At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of 4chan users are brown. Especially all the ones who talk about how much they hate brown people.
I don’t know why but handposing fills me with rage. It pisses me off they refuse to set their figure down on a flat surface. I don’t want to see hands. So many instagram accounts with tens of thousands of followers dedicated to low effort handposing and zoomie glazers in the comments with their "peak" and "bro cooked" faggy comments just need all these retards to die they make me so angry omgThe next thing I hate is dashboard posers. Or handposing in your car…… why are you playing with toys in your car??? Are you a little kid on a road trip?
I hate the ones that take the figure apart and try to pose the pieces with sticky tackLike you're just lying about what the figure can do and it always looks like the character broke their neckFriction fits too also annoy me, like yes cool you got it to work for an image or for display now actually move it, ooooh the head just POPS OFF with little effort? Amazing....
>>11819285>hand posing>normaloh sweetie
>>11819378kek i hate these ones too. instead of going out their way to find adaptors or print one, they just use blue tacks. and the fake poses are always nonsensical too>>11819372dont even get me started on the shitty customs comments. i saw a retard saying "this gon be a good kamen rider custom" on a fucking AY Monster Hunter Lunagaron armor, as if SHF doesnt shit out figures on riders everyday. they see a high quality figure and immediately think "how can I ruin this shit"
do valve cattle not realize that valve are also run by jews and thats why they have casinos running CS2 and sponsor their tourneys?
>>11819402>Anti Valve jeet posts on the wrong boardLmao
>>11819294Brown hand and DBZ figure is what I usually see on social media
>>11819302lot of indians complaining about blacks, yeah
What the fuck is hand posing
>>11819273All types of posing is normal. All are welcome. You can balance them, use your hand/stand or even use creative angles and perspective. It also depends on the pose and figure. Some just can do one thing and some cant do both.Also, 15 hours and not a single toy has been pose and posted. What the fuck.
>>11819283Why do you lie on the internet?
>>11819273>hand posing meta-fisting goatseThank you for the inspiration! Shinkis have more than one asshole. The more you know!Does this dirty glove make my ass look fat?>>11819794>15 hours...>Foot posing freak.What took YOU so long? We haven't got all day!
>>11819999holy quads kek
>>11819999>>11820086Hand posing is so yesterday. Now, it's all about abb posing. What is everyone's preferred posing techniques?
>>11819273It's not representative of how I'm actually going to use the figure, which is to pose it on my desk. If the ankles suck, or they can't really hold their weapons, or can't stand up, or can't get their feet flat in a pose etc then handposting is hiding that.
>>11820534Guy nipples are fine.
>>11819401NTA but I actually gotta at least agree monhun rider customs would be cool.Wish Rider would actually do a monhun like season where they get forms based on the monsters they defeat
>>11820576i mean what's the point though? these people don't actually have an ounce of creativity in their heads and are just saying shit for the sake of saying it. what would lunagaron's armor even be a custom base for?
>>11819372>I don’t know why but handposing fills me with rage.See>>11819285All you have to do is not click it.
>>11820704if you scroll any online platform you will see handposing. its not something you "click" for
>>11820775Ignore and move on then. Jfc, do you need a trigger warning like Tumblr? I am genuinely not being mean but are you this fragile and retarded? Maybe the internet isnt for you if you overreact to something inane like this. If you are not trolling/larping you seriously need professional help or something.
>>11820809we can talk about what we want, anon. and if it looks gay we can call it gay. I dont know why you're so pressed about hand posing being made light of. i don't wanna be mean to you but you have the option to exit out of this very thread of your own free will and I am not holding you here
>>11820815>No UYou guys argue like children. Makes sense since you sperg out over trivial things you can easily ignore. And no, your kevetching doesn't bother me I just get off on calling overly emotional retards retarded.
>>11820815But its not about hand posing. Its about helping you overcome your autism. You are clearly mentally unwell. I use to think that when we are in 4chan we're supposed to be edgy and act like assholes to each all the time but I eventually grew past that and became more empathetic when some anons act like this.
>>11819273I hate it and instantly dimiss anyone whoe does it as a faggot. Go buy an articulated model hand to hold your posed figure if you really want a hand in the pic. It's as bad as women posing in front of the figures theyre trying to show.
>>11819273Handposers are reddit leftists.
>>11819794To me balancing figures without stands it part of the fun. Not all figures are capable, but the ones that do are special.
>>11819273The seething, feminine response to handposting is one of the most bizarre cases of insecurity I've ever seen on this site. I know a lot of users are nonwhite, just look at the DBZ thread, but that shouldn't make you ashamed to post your hand. Don't get mad when a white man does it.
>>11821029All that just for a mid photo
>>11821041meh
>>11820871yes it anon lol. if you hand pose, youre gay. not that deep
>>11821041>theres no brown fingers wrapping around the figs therefore it is midlol
I ONLY WANT TO SEE THE TOY, NOT YOUR WHITE HANDS.
I find it genuinely weird how you guys get so worked up over such trivial things that don't really affect you in any way. It says a lot about how easy your lives are if this is what you choose to waste energy getting upset about.
>>11819917that hand is kinda brown anon
>>11821047Hand posing people at least know something about image compositin. These are just the kind of boring shots you would find on the back of the box lol you could at least try to put the slightest angle on that
>>11821138>Hand posing "people" at least know something about image compositingwhy do you lie so easily?
>>11819283I got called brown because my skin tans surprisingly well when after being in the sun, but otherwise I have blue eyes and blonde hair (unlike prob most of the “white” people in the U.S., who have brown hair/eyes)
>>11821041>>11821138It's not about some gay faggot artsy shit. It's about the time it took to balance the toy and the engineering required to create a toy which could balance in such a way in the first place. You wouldn't understand if you don't live with debilitating autism.
>>11819273I dont really like hand posing but if i dont have a stand (which i usually dont) for an air pose, then ill just fuckin grab the guy.Or do some creatively wack shit like picrel
>>11822621>That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?
>>11820885take your medication and see>>11819285
>>11820573Melon posing it is, then. >>11821029>Figure is hand posing a figure.Well done, lad.Questions:Why would even normalfags want to post even partial finger/hand prints on the internet? Can't witches cast bad ju-ju spells on you with that lack of oppsec or are the pics just that poor quality? Asking for a friend.
>>11821029>>11821047Shut up, kanji. Your wife is ugly.
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>>11819273>figure comes with a stand>somehow you still need to show your dirty handsWhy?
>>11819273i enjoy looking at women's hands
>>11824911there are other people with the exact same figure that doesnt show their hands when posing. why go out of the way watching them? sound like you are just as retarded as that guy.
>>11821135You need to get your eyes checked
https://youtu.be/hKe1zy5LvD8?t=7&is=aX82PxrRRDLYCiKi
>>11826332>why go out of the way watching them?Yes, it's absolutely impossible that it appeared while I was looking at other people's photos. Retard
>>11824911i'd just chalk this up to carelessness and not being aware of the hand being in frame, otherwise it's a pretty decent pose and photo. hand posing is specifically the act of touching the figure directly and covering parts of it with greasy grubby fingers. i mean just look at >>11826533 here. some of these poses can just be put on a table without the need of a stand>>11826351>basic squat pose>very hash flash lighting>no centering>just a flat handyou could've put this on a table, shine some light on it, turn on the grid setting in your camera and get a superior photo.the real tragedy of handposing is that modern phones come with editing software that easily remove objects and backgrounds but most handposers willingly keep their hands in anyway because they see it as part of the "art of posing" as the insta and tiktok kids call it
>>11826634>Some ofBro actually admitted to Pickle-o 1.0 superiority. I fucking kneel to Big Green.
>>11826351The mere thought of that grubby fat hand touching anything is gross.
>>11826583Wow, getting a glimpse of something you dont like is enough to trigger you? Whatever medication your mom is giving you, you need to double them. Also internet for a year and enroll in a military school. Maybe they'll shape you up and get the autistic bitch outside of you.
>>11826693>changing the goalpostWhy are you so boring? Where are your toys? You could have post a toy as OP but you didnt. Is it because you dont have a toy and is just a shitposter?
>>11826642i really have no idea what pickle-o 1.0 is
>>11826733I am OP, actually. this >>11826634 is my toy. here is my toy again. if anyone cares, I was using these photos for a HG Zaku box mockup
>>11819273Transformer hand posers are my favorite hand posers >biggest feet you could have on a robot so balance shouldnt be an issue>isnt even in a non neutral pose just standing like a brick>unused empty space behind him
>>11826946>couldnt even wait to get home and had to take a picture before he even got back in the car to post online>not even posed>not even standing its just awkwardly balancing on the palm of his hand
>>11826948>this guy couldnt wait to get home and couldnt even take it out of the boxThis shit is so weird and confusing. Lego retards who take pictures of giant backlogs of new unbuilt sets boxes are the only ones to make me angry though.
>>11826949i can understand these types of posts. it's like it's saying "look what I just got, guys!" which is understandable.>>11826948okay thats kinda funny lol>>11826946genuinely dont understand why handposers are so anti flat surface
>>11826351Italian, Asian or Brazilian anon?
You know what going through ebay kinda does make me hate hand posers. But I hate this guy for his entire ass hairy leg so maybe it doesnt count.
>>11832101>brownlol
>>11833805Post your hand and toys.
The included revoltech stand can’t support all might in this pose so…
It's lazy but wholly inconsequential. I'm literally never going to think about it again once this thread dies.
I just love handposting, simple as
>>11819273Here is hoping I got this right!
>>11819273Goatse action should become an industry standard
