>mogs your collection>mogs your content >mogs your life
>a german and a Jew There was literature warning of this.
>>11831564I was about to say literally who, but remembered seeing this guy's collection. He had boxes all over the damn place like a hoarder and figures packed in so tight you could barely see anything.His wife's got nice tits, though, I'll give him that.
>>11831572>He had boxes all over the damn place>SEE YOU LATER GOODBYE!
>avatarfagging
>>11831564This guy is actually my least favorite reviewer. Worse than friggin' Anthony. Talks more about himself and crappy camera angles.
>>11831587The first 6 or so minutes of any of his videos are him rambling before he even unboxes the fucking figure
>>11831589I hate that with any video. Intro should be like 30s-1min max.
>>11831587>crappy camera angles.Good for showing off his collection though. :)
>>11831564>wrestling shitThere's not a lot of value there, bro.
>>11831569Trilby?
>>11831564I don't mind his reviews, but he comes across as too much of a wrestling nerd. I had enough of kids like that in highschool.
>>11831607Say it to his face bro.
>>11831654
>>11831572>>11831607>wrestling shit>>11831610>as too much of a wrestling nerd.I only looked at one of his reviews, to find out if a backdrop was an actual DIOS type thing or just cardboard in this "deluxe" box from Jazwares. It was just cardboard, just more disposable excessive trash from that toymaker. All I wanted was these particular spare heads and someone else was selling just the three heads and that made more sense that ending up with this stupid deluxe box and another garbage wrestling figure. >>11831564>>mogs your collection>>mogs your content >>mogs your lifeyou must lead a sad life, OP>nothing of value was lost.webm
>>11831564Didn't realize I was in a competition
>>11831595They aren't selling the figure or the reviews in their intro, they are pushing their "brand" and trying to ingrain themselves as a channel that you enjoy and will continue to support regardless of content. He could review bacon and use his style since content isn't as important on YouTube as the brand or personality on camera. So while you come for the information many will be suggested the channel so they are more interested in those views than their more content focused viewers.I don't watch many reviews but the few I do enjoy are usually shorts where the figure is the sole thing in each shot.
>>11831713A really cynical person would say "that's why you're losing".
>>11831654Brian last is pissed about the big rubber guys issues. He blames Matt directly and even Jim cornette says he is happy he didn't work with cardona.
>>11831564>WWE slop so dense it borders on hording>Ugly fat jew wife who's also a whore I'd fucking kill myself if this was my life. Im happy I keep my collection small and married a short thin cutie.
>>11831956I also choose this guy's short, thin cutie wife.
>>11831724They're both bitches.
>>11831957This, you cant be happy with a fat ugly wife jewish wife. Not after christ died for your sins.
>>11831575
>>11831962I don't know, I think I could be pretty happy with khazar milkers like those.
>>11831969Skinny women can habe big tits. Fat women are disgusting. Youre making your life actively worse marrying a fat woman.
>>11831587Yeah same, he basically doesn't review anything, it's like some weird disinterested speed unboxing from the other side of the room, I don't know what the purpose of his videos are. He barely even gives an opinion on the figure.
>>11831564Why do you little faggots expect me to know who all these literal who jeettubers are? The weird para social relationship you have with these people is so fucking odd.
>>11831976>jeettubersThat's very clearly a white man.
>>11831971Sure, but neither of them are spring chickens and she's got at least two kids from a search so I'm not holding her to the beauty standards of a childless woman in her twenties. Besides, nothing about short thin cutie implied big tits. Obviously, slim with big tits>fat with big tits.
>>11831564He's a quantity over quality guy, I appreciate the random shit he reviews that nobody else does even if the video/audio quality isn't good.
>>11831976Because people here actually buy toys, hence search for reviews on them, hence run into many reviewers.There's nothing parasocial required.
>>11831654Post his wife
>>11832090She seems like an insufferable woman based on her social media posts.
>>11832092I asked you to post her, not give me your opinion on her.
>>11831974>I don't know what the purpose of his videos areprobably low key to remember what shit he bought, he's got enough stuff to need it
>>11831564THE SPIRIT OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WILL GO ON... FOREVER!
>>11831564I don't know who this is, and judging by the types of figures he has in all those cases he doesn't cover any lines that I give a shit about.
>>11832142I mean, I'm betting he covers something everyone gives a shit about considering he's allegedly got over 20K figures.
>>11831724Brian Last is a fat faggot
>>11831674Toy Gains based! Big A wins!
>>11832077Sure, that's why all these people are discussing the guy instead of the toys. /toy/ is probably the most parasocial board on this site. I don't see random YouTubers being discussed on other boards I frequent. The amount of YouTuber discussion here is outrageous. Might as well change the board title to /you/ instead of /toy/.
>>11831564These mfs look related
More of the Khazarian, I do not care for who the guy is. More Khazarian.
>>11831713If ya ain’t first, yer last
>>11831564talk about a butterface. crazy hook too, transcends jewess and straight into wicked witch tier nice rack tho, would pump a hot load across those and then leave
I don't usually care about YouTubers and shit but I just saw this on Twatter. This is one of the fucking losers that spammed RetroBlasting on this board for years. I always knew Junkman was a cuck, but this takes the cake lmao.
>>11832277Checked and that post is fake. That didn't happen.
>>11832277Anon, no three-year-old talks even remotely like that and everyone knows that.
>>11832285>>11832287I just like to shit on this guy because he made this place hell for a couple of years. He deserves the hate.
>>11831564Are there topless photos of the woman?
>>11832931So you don’t know?
>>11831564>face like a witch>l-look at my boobs ladsmany such case
>>11832206What's so last about him?
>>11833148I do not, educate me.
>>11831564>mogs your collectionFalse. He seems to have mostly wrestling figures, and focuses on quantity over quality. I could collect nothing but rubix cubes and still have a better collection than him>mogs your contentI don't create "content", nor do I watch it. I'm automatically, objectively a better person than him.>mogs your lifeDon't know anything about his life, but my wife is way fatter and prettier than his, so I'm pretty sure i'm winning where it counts.
>>11835580>my wife is way fatter Based
>>11832206This guy would be a main character in the Sopranos and go by the name Small Fatty or some shit.
>>11835580>my wife is way fatter#metooI used grok the other day to make her skinnier than when we first met. Had that image in my head when I plowed her from behind last night. I drank in the bathroom after but at least I don’t collect wrestling figures like a retard.
>>11835580>but my wife is way fatter and prettier than hisPost hog or fuck off
>>11832277Idk, this sounds pretty ironic. Like a parody of black people talking about bringing their kids to Black Panther/Spider Verse.
>>11831654>12k presumably usdI wish I had that kind of money to indulge in my hobbies that only hurt me.
>>11835878>Post hog or fuck offTried to find a toy-related pic of her to keep on topic, and all I had was this old one from when we built the Lego Sea Cow together. Ahh, we were so young, then.
>>11835732>Had to settle for a fatty because the thin cuties like BBCMost American post.
>>11836503>brings up BBC out of nowhereGood morning saar. This is board for toy. Please redeem link to number one best figure of action for desi collection. >>11827252
>>11836503>mentions black cock for no reasonNo, I think you hold definitely the record for most American post in this thread.
>>11832277Is this that brielarsonfan2004 guy
>>11837318No, different schizo.
>>11831564do you think he has a Chris Benoit on those shelves
>>11837318You mean zatlit? Whatever happened to that asshole?
>>11832277Yeah, that's totally how 3 year olds talk and think. I remember discussing gender politics and onscreen representation with my daughter at that age. Boy, did she have some hot takes on the subject.
>>11831569nah she isnt a jew. she was raised in a fundamentalist christian household
>>11831976Why do you always make this same comment whenever a reviewer thread is posted when we already know you're ignorant?
>>11838172why does any goddamn youtube faggot matter in this hobby
>>11838172What makes you think it's all one person? Istarted copying someone else doing it.
>>11838188
>>11838152He moved over to kiwifarms where he became a laughingstock then made a post prob about a year ago saying he was going to leave the internet and fix his life.
>>11839465Good for him, l hope he and pearl pull through it together.
I always liked Kyle, but his shilling for the Collect Major guys is really blatant and distasteful lately. Defending what they're doing is sad and pathetic https://youtu.be/Xw-263R2EC8?is=o_il9AI1-6nBMvu0
>>11835580>fatter and prettierThese words don't belong in one sentence, but keep coping. Only thing that is lower than a landwhale gf is a tranny.
>40 year old autistic man collects toysEw>40 year old autistic woman collects toysOMG YASS I'M COOMING SHE JUST LIKE MEWhy is society like this?
>>11831572They made for a good session. The blue coverings was also good
>>11842758It's exactly because most women react like that that so many men are interested in the ones that don't.
>>11842758What's the deal with telling people you are autistic? Doesn't that kinda pigeonhole you? I mean I deal with depression but it's not something I'm going to advertise, shit I want people to like me not be afraid I'm some miserable old fuck.She's cute.
>>11843046You don't want people to know that you have certain needs and deal with you accordingly?
>>11843046If I was autistic I'd for sure want them to know just so they don't assume a bunch of stuff.
>>11843046Being neurodivergent is "cool" now. At least so long as you have one of the common, non-debilitating ones. People fake/exaggerate this shit for attention all the time.
>>11843057they told me i had aspergers when i was 12 and the rest of my life has been dedicated to no one ever finding that out
>>11842758>1. make clickbait>2. Fill house with toysShe’s pretty smart
>>11843051It'd be nice. But I guess I didn't grow up thinking that way. >>11843057They will just think what they think of you regardless of knowing your wires are crossed or not. >>11843170Yeah, if you can half ass interact with society then you get a special person star but if you're bpd or something more extreme then well, good luck. I made it about a minute in and I'm about done with this video. It's about as interesting as listening to myself talking about my problems and why I like action figures. Except she's pretty cute and close to my age. I wonder how many guys are trying to hit on her in the comments section. I know there's gonna be a few "so brave so strong" comments in there.
>>11842758> why is society horny for womenBro was born yesterday
>>11842758She sounds like a female Owen Wilson, I love it
>>11832116fuck you cunt
>>11831564literally hotter than any cartoon or coomer toy.
