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>mogs your collection
>mogs your content
>mogs your life
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>a german and a Jew
There was literature warning of this.
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>>11831564
I was about to say literally who, but remembered seeing this guy's collection. He had boxes all over the damn place like a hoarder and figures packed in so tight you could barely see anything.
His wife's got nice tits, though, I'll give him that.
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>>11831572
>He had boxes all over the damn place
>SEE YOU LATER GOODBYE!
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>avatarfagging
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>>11831564
This guy is actually my least favorite reviewer. Worse than friggin' Anthony. Talks more about himself and crappy camera angles.
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>>11831587
The first 6 or so minutes of any of his videos are him rambling before he even unboxes the fucking figure
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>>11831589
I hate that with any video. Intro should be like 30s-1min max.
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>>11831587
>crappy camera angles.
Good for showing off his collection though. :)
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>>11831564
>wrestling shit
There's not a lot of value there, bro.
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>>11831569
Trilby?
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>>11831564
I don't mind his reviews, but he comes across as too much of a wrestling nerd. I had enough of kids like that in highschool.
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>>11831607
Say it to his face bro.
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>>11831654
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>>11831572
>>11831607
>wrestling shit
>>11831610
>as too much of a wrestling nerd.
I only looked at one of his reviews, to find out if a backdrop was an actual DIOS type thing or just cardboard in this "deluxe" box from Jazwares. It was just cardboard, just more disposable excessive trash from that toymaker.
All I wanted was these particular spare heads and someone else was selling just the three heads and that made more sense that ending up with this stupid deluxe box and another garbage wrestling figure.

>>11831564
>>mogs your collection
>>mogs your content
>>mogs your life

you must lead a sad life, OP
>nothing of value was lost.webm
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>>11831564
Didn't realize I was in a competition
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>>11831595
They aren't selling the figure or the reviews in their intro, they are pushing their "brand" and trying to ingrain themselves as a channel that you enjoy and will continue to support regardless of content.
He could review bacon and use his style since content isn't as important on YouTube as the brand or personality on camera. So while you come for the information many will be suggested the channel so they are more interested in those views than their more content focused viewers.
I don't watch many reviews but the few I do enjoy are usually shorts where the figure is the sole thing in each shot.
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>>11831713
A really cynical person would say "that's why you're losing".
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>>11831654
Brian last is pissed about the big rubber guys issues. He blames Matt directly and even Jim cornette says he is happy he didn't work with cardona.
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>>11831564
>WWE slop so dense it borders on hording
>Ugly fat jew wife who's also a whore
I'd fucking kill myself if this was my life. Im happy I keep my collection small and married a short thin cutie.
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>>11831956
I also choose this guy's short, thin cutie wife.
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>>11831724
They're both bitches.
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>>11831957
This, you cant be happy with a fat ugly wife jewish wife. Not after christ died for your sins.
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>>11831575
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>>11831962
I don't know, I think I could be pretty happy with khazar milkers like those.
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>>11831969
Skinny women can habe big tits. Fat women are disgusting. Youre making your life actively worse marrying a fat woman.
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>>11831587
Yeah same, he basically doesn't review anything, it's like some weird disinterested speed unboxing from the other side of the room, I don't know what the purpose of his videos are. He barely even gives an opinion on the figure.
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>>11831564
Why do you little faggots expect me to know who all these literal who jeettubers are? The weird para social relationship you have with these people is so fucking odd.
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>>11831976
>jeettubers
That's very clearly a white man.
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>>11831971
Sure, but neither of them are spring chickens and she's got at least two kids from a search so I'm not holding her to the beauty standards of a childless woman in her twenties. Besides, nothing about short thin cutie implied big tits. Obviously, slim with big tits>fat with big tits.
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>>11831564
He's a quantity over quality guy, I appreciate the random shit he reviews that nobody else does even if the video/audio quality isn't good.
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>>11831976
Because people here actually buy toys, hence search for reviews on them, hence run into many reviewers.
There's nothing parasocial required.
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>>11831654
Post his wife
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>>11832090
She seems like an insufferable woman based on her social media posts.
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>>11832092
I asked you to post her, not give me your opinion on her.
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>>11831974
>I don't know what the purpose of his videos are
probably low key to remember what shit he bought, he's got enough stuff to need it
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>>11831564
THE SPIRIT OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WILL GO ON... FOREVER!
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>>11831564
I don't know who this is, and judging by the types of figures he has in all those cases he doesn't cover any lines that I give a shit about.
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>>11832142
I mean, I'm betting he covers something everyone gives a shit about considering he's allegedly got over 20K figures.
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>>11831724
Brian Last is a fat faggot
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>>11831674
Toy Gains based! Big A wins!
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>>11832077
Sure, that's why all these people are discussing the guy instead of the toys. /toy/ is probably the most parasocial board on this site. I don't see random YouTubers being discussed on other boards I frequent. The amount of YouTuber discussion here is outrageous. Might as well change the board title to /you/ instead of /toy/.
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>>11831564
These mfs look related
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More of the Khazarian, I do not care for who the guy is. More Khazarian.
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>>11831713
If ya ain’t first, yer last
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>>11831564
talk about a butterface. crazy hook too, transcends jewess and straight into wicked witch tier
nice rack tho, would pump a hot load across those and then leave
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I don't usually care about YouTubers and shit but I just saw this on Twatter. This is one of the fucking losers that spammed RetroBlasting on this board for years. I always knew Junkman was a cuck, but this takes the cake lmao.
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>>11832277
Checked and that post is fake. That didn't happen.
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>>11832277
Anon, no three-year-old talks even remotely like that and everyone knows that.
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>>11832285
>>11832287
I just like to shit on this guy because he made this place hell for a couple of years. He deserves the hate.
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>>11831564
Are there topless photos of the woman?
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>>11832931
So you don’t know?
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>>11831564
>face like a witch
>l-look at my boobs lads
many such case
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>>11832206
What's so last about him?
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>>11833148
I do not, educate me.



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