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I have no idea if this guy is satire but he fucking sucks.

This ass doesn't review toys he just complains and hates anyone or anything and his thumbnails are crap.He had a video called "telling action figure scalpers to kill themselves" which sounds like a death threat and he literally puts fucking Epstein and one of his thumbnails comparing him to some other reviewer which is stupid but it was clickbait.

Also his profile icon literally looks like a prison inmate.
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>>11832941
Hi schizo toy reviews. Stop worshiping jap crap already. Also maybe make a few videos on toys you actually do like even if they are older lines
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>>11832941
Meh, he is just a nut. His entire brand is people getting mad at him and being kooky.

do yall like my batman tho
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>>11832941
I watched one vid of this guy and concluded that he is a faggot retard. there's also that spider criminal guy. that guy is also a faggot retard. if both of you are somehow on 4chan and reading this, both of you are faggot retards
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>>11832941
>He had a video called "telling action figure scalpers to kill themselves" which sounds like a death threat
And we're supposed to find this a bad thing, why?
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>>11832941
Seems pretty based desu
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I hate youtuber threads
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okay but who's /ourguy/ youtuber though?
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>>11832941
Didn’t he quit so he could try to make normie content after the Sam Hyde ripoff video? Lel
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>>11833021
Thew was up there for me, for a while. Until he pulled a fast one on the Geewun Redone guy...

He always liked/wanted to be Skywarp, the dude gives him the role, and then immediately throws him under the bus, calling him a super transphobic racist, for clout.

Not to mention, this old chestnut of a review: https://youtu.be/J6Fdjiui3XE
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>>11833021
None other than the protagonist of /toy/.
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>>11833072
Who is that faggot again?
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>>11833075
ANTHONY CUMSTAIN! YOU BETTER REMEMBER IT, FAGGOT!
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>>11832941
he's a mezco dicksucker, so unfortunately that already makes him cringe
but also he's just a normalfag larping as a schizo
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>>11832941
Why the fuck do you expect me to know who all these sub 50k Jewtubers are? No seriously? Why does this board care about YouTubers more than any other board? There's at least three YouTube threads I'm aware of at current. What's wrong with you fucks?
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>>11832941
>Also his profile icon literally looks like a prison inmate.
Fucking zoomoids.
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>>11833072 I hope you get bone cancer and never type on keyboard ever again
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>>11833021
Rocco
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>>11833072
I think it's funny how he always spends 20 minutes shitting on a toy only for it to end up with a 8/10. Even when he likes the toy he only shits on it.
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>I don't know if [a guy named "schizo toy reviews" that has a ted kaczynski avatar] is satire or not
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>>11832941
the fuck did you say about unc ted?
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He's just another dumb zoomer easily impressed and easily jaded, looking for a personality in a hyper self-aware and self-conscious world where he feels he has to be a face for social media.
All the Hot Toys and older toy reviewers with massive disposable income and seemingly empty optimism disturb him because they represent the worst path he can see himself as someone who likes action figures; endlessly buying increasingly expensive figures just to horde them and not enjoy them for their individual merits.
He fears "slop" in all it's form as counterfeit culture, yet is at war with himself because he knows that he does like this stuff. He knows he enjoys these IPs deep down, he's again a zoomer who probably has happy memories of the Raimi spider-man movies, Godzilla movies on DVD, Superhero cartoons, etc. but he's self-conscious about that in post-MCU and Funko Pop world where he fears how superficial and numbing that connection is to the reality of life.
His brief obsession with Mezco for their original IPs(stock archetypes from genre fiction with their mascot head on them) shows a craving for something "new" even if it's simply the illusion of it wearing the threads of old existing IPs like a skinsuit, because he fears being stuck in cycle of nostalgia culture.
Like guys in their teens and 20's 20+ years ago with Fight club, he's been given anti-consumerist messaging(through consumer product), but unlike back then he's getting a constant stream of internet talk that makes him nervous and on edge about his relationship with it without being able to earnestly address it and feels the need to himself wear an ironic edge under the masquerade of culture from long before his time(Millenial schizoposting, the unibomber)
He is fascinating and I enjoy his videos yet I pity him.
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>>11833021
This guy.
https://youtu.be/SXBytF3TXjQ
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>>11832941
it is funny when ppl in the comments call others retarded for not understanding your videos are satire when they're not even satire
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>>11833120
cry more
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>>11833298
Yeah they arent self aware lol
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>>11833067
>and then immediately throws him under the bus, calling him a super transphobic racist, for clout.
I looked at the comments and apparently one british dude is saying another british dude he used to know said slurs or something. What these idiots fail to remember is that people say things as jokes most of the time so i doubt that means the other dude is actually a bigot for a word they said 5 years back. I hate that society went into this ultra offended and over moralfag direction and i think the only sure fire way to end cancel culture is to get a few people killed who were apart of cancel culture outrage mobs and make their deaths very public and make a point that they were killed in retaliation for getting their killer blacklisted someway somehow because they played apart in getting them cancelled, and that would do alot to scare off anyone else on Twitter from joining in on those moralfaggot witch hunts. I hate the current direction of society and i wish i could make my generation suffer as a whole for embracing this shit zeitgeist thats been going on for over a decade now at least.
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>>11832941
I used to like him but his shit opinions got grating after a while
>>11832994
Pretty groovy bat-nigga, my guy!
>>11833111
Yeah mezco hasnt been good in fucking years. I miss 2000s era mezco when they were making niche horror toys instead of trying to appeal to the comparatively normie capeshit neckbeard market now
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>>11832941
edgy try-hard, not much more to say.
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>>11832941
He's not funny. All he does is scream and says "fuck" every 3 seconds. His entire personality is hating everything and thinking he is cool. It's embarrassing. I watched his hot toys video and all his criticisms were shit and didn't make sense even if hot toys sucks.
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>>11832941
I kept getting this channel shilled to me because I like toys + edge shit. Had to block it. The videos I watched tt has that absolute brainrot random shit flashing on the screen energy of fat ugly guys that want to be edgy without saying nigger that you would see on stuff like Adult swim/Sam hyde. I absolutely hate that style.
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I am convinced youtube fag watchers are all underage
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>>11833442
it's just zoomer edgy
it's a zoomer who's fatigued with the slop his fellow zoomers produce
but he can't go full edgy because "that's not wholesome", so it still has all the weak-spined zoomer characteristics, just with some limp attempts to sound dark and vulgar
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>>11833528
>honestly? its just a little slopparino or a bing bing waheeno if you know what I meme-o.
>just a big ol' chunky slopparino skibidino and tirederino of all the wholesomerino
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>>11833534
Go away Kenny.
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>>11833547
Honestly I'm tired of this woke slop ruining everything decent too anon, have you me it wouldn't be a question of HOW it gets removed but WHEN the woke mind virus will finally be purged from all academia that infects and festers on everything good in this God Given Nation of ours that Trump is finally cleaning up after getting rid of all those AID benefactors propagating LGBT faggotry
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>>11832941
I watched a video and he really just comes off as someone terminally online who thinks he is smarter and cooler than everyone else but all he does is just is being negative with no actual though behind it, it's just annoying and vapid.
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>>11833548
Asian.
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>>11833534
you will never belong
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You rape kids
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He doesn’t review any toys, he just pisses people off
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>>11833001
Isn't spider criminal or pedophile or something? I remember hearing one of schizos friends got into discord stuff
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>>11833213
when he ages out he'll basically become a millenial, which is the most terrifying thing for zoomies
source: I am a millenial and watching zoomers all lose their minds is mightily enjoyable
He knows it's either that or he shoots himself, but he's too much of a pussy to do that.
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>>11833746
i dont know about all that
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He shits on all the dogshit /toy/fags shill for which makes all of you seethe, if he was wrong you wouldn't need to make a dedicated malding thread just for him. Western toys have been shit since the 2000s when Import surpassed it.
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>>11832941
>tried to take on chadstalgia unboxed
>gets btfo by his own audience
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>>11833804
i mainly buy what you retards call "imports" and even I think his videos are gay and retarded
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>>11833807
qrd?
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>>11833807
Him trying Anthony might be funny. Anthony would curb stomp him
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>>11833816
He made a video calling out Nostalgia Unboxed for being a degenerate gooner. I don't know how it ended.
>>11833817
I remember Anthony having a meltdown when his viewers called him a fucking retard for his Premium DNA damage control video, and he sounded like a whiney teenage girl. I doubt he could curbstomb anything. Anthony is one of those gymbros that only works out because his boyfriend likes muscular men.
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>>11833021
TJOmega
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>>11833831
Anthony actual stands his ground and would make schizo cry. Schizo's trolling wouldn't work on him.
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>>11833922
schizo's trolling amounts to him and his friends hopping on discord and making snide comments on whatever youtuber they watch and record is as "content". schizo would probably cry like a bitch reading threads like this shitting on him lol
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He’s just edgy gen alpha, which despite being white (or american mutt), acts like black.
I only wonder if he will pussy out due to „troll remorse syndrome” than most people on YT develop later in life.
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>>11833831
>calling out Nostalgia Unboxed for being a degenerate gooner.
It’s funny how sex repressed the younger generations are now, everything really is cyclical
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>>11833777
Truth is the generational differences we see are just standard to most people as they age.
the same broad critiques get brought up. Current society changes some things but on a whole they remain the same.
Sure boomers might be more greedy than older generations were at their age, but the old in general are considered out of touch and a possible burden with some exceptions.
Back in the 2000's a literal boomer Futurama writer wrote a joke about some kids complaining about old people freeloading off the governent, then aging up and demanding free money.
Gen Xers, when they get to position boomers have(and many basically are already) will similarly hate on younger generations and demand preferential treatment.
Millenials, if they manage to accumulate anything close to what boomers managed, will be misering that meager fortune until the end.
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did the anime figure video get taken down? kek
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>>11835049
He takes his videos down all the time. Awhile back he privated everything on his channel down claiming he was going to change his content. He changed his mind a week later and put everything back. Truly a schizo.
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>>11833807
that was so funny.
>>11833816
The Hoodweeb little faggot accused him of being a pedophile because he can pose gooner figures well.
>>11833831
>He made a video calling out Nostalgia Unboxed for being a degenerate gooner
No one would have given a shit if he'd called him a gooner; people gave a shit because the faggot called him a pedophile, because retarded ass hoodweebs and sexually repressed zoomers and gen alpha think anyone that isn't a prude is Epstein.
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>>11834106
>Every generation is just as cancerous as the boomers
>trust me bro
These old fuckers cannot die soon enough
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>>11835112
>leftoid wants to kill everyone who disagrees with xer on the slightest matter
>again
Party of compassion and tolerance btw
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>>11835187
nice try boomer
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why the fuck does everything have to degenerate into generation sperging
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>>11832941
I got his video of that Hot Toys Ahsoka recommended to me where he called people pedos if you bought the figure. Interesting to know he’s just some Sam Hyde edgy larper



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