>be at Target>hey son, look at these cool action figures. Do you want some? >no. Can I get this instead? fuck these squish / gacha trends
>>11837946this shit is fucking eternal man. these stress toys or putty shit have been around for ages. i wouldnt call it a trend at all
>>11837957The nee doh branded stuff is a fad right now.
they've been on the shelf for years and I still don't get why now they've become crack to these people.
>>11837985people started eating them
>>11837987Do they contain cornstarch?
>>11838020Its got the same crap the put in flaming hot cheetos and jungle juice. Or Kool aid pickles. Which I swear Memphis was doing when I was younger but maybe I'm creating a memory.
>>11837946They're easy sales
>>11837946Just give him the stupid toy and move on.
>>11837946Squishies are the latest attempt at creating a toy fad, aren't they? I'm seeing them everywhere.
>>11837987It's Trump's fault for not letting them get junk food on EBT, isn't it?
>>11838121They should have done that years ago. There is no reason you should be able to buy a decorated cake on EBT, you can't buy red bull but you can get a cake or go to a ghetto gas station and buy an uncooked pizza then they pop it in the oven for you like with hunt bros pizza.
>>11837946>these people don't like what I want them too!get over yourself snowflake
>>11837946>NOOOOO DON'T GET THINGS THAT INTEREST YOU YOU NEED TO CONSOOM THE MARVEL AND SOI WARS LIKE I DID!!!!! LIKE WHAT I LIKE!!!! BE ME!!!!Let the kid live a little, man, jesus. You never played with Play-Doh or Gack? Or those weird jelly tube things?
>>11838020Corn syrup with much of its moisture removed, same as Stretch Armstrong 50 years ago
>>11838384My four year old is obsessed with playdoh and magic sand, which is awful because they just leave the worst messes. But can't say no to her because the look on her face when she gets a new set is worth every damn penny.
>>11838474That's what it's all about dawg, you'll still be finding sand in places when she's moving out for college
>>11838474Scare her straight with videos of black people eating those
>>11837946You're old, Anon. Old in the soul.
>>11837985Trends are weird like that now.I remember watching Fugglers fail to get an audience and all end up on clearance. Now they are suddenly back and seem to have an actual audience.
>>11837946>>11838938We literally had shit like that though, I don't think this counts as a >I am old and don't understand new things!situation. It's more like full on Alzheimer's.
>>11838942Yeah, kids have been playing with slime since time immemorial.
>>11838942are these things really like slime? I always thought they were closer to those weird tube things with plastic fish in themeither way I'm pretty sure the disdain for them is more about how they're being pushed as an utterly transparent "fad" on places like tiktok just like labubus were a year ago and it's infinitely harder to pretend like it's an organic trend, rather than due to any quality of the toy itself.
>>11838942Floam sucked ass though. It wasnt even squishy goo or playdough. It was literally tiny stryofoam pellets coated in colored sticky stuff, so you coudl stick it all together to make things.
>>11838020>>11838032>>11838121kek
>>11839046>pictured: most young boys' first onahole
>>11838938>someone doesn't like trendy thing? OH MY SCIENCE TIME TO WHIP OUT THE EPIC SIMPSONS QUOTE
>>11838942>Smud>Gak>Floam
>>11838942I always thought they stopped at Floam
>>11839046Somewhere between the two, since they contain slime, but they are completely concealed in plastic like the thing you posted.
>>11839319basically a stretch armstrong in a cube form
>>11839218>chungusfurry now gets angry at the Simpsonslol
>>11839046>>11839086I always did wonder what it'd feel like to stick my dick on one. Seems way too small and tight though, plus it'd just be a rolling action rather than rubbing.
>>11837957Yeah, when I was a kid it was those water and mica powder filled squishy toys that guys always tried to fuck and accidentally destroyed.
>>11839225Pro scub faggots deserve all their toys to be confiscated.
>>11839074>tfw you still remember the smell of FloamOf all the things about that stuff that gets talked about, this is the one thing that doesn't get enough shit. That stuff was nasty, and the commercials had the kids putting that shit on their faces and covering everything with it. Do they want their rooms to smell like a cum jar? Why would somebody make something like that so fucking rancid? I honestly never had the 90s version, but to anybody who did, did it smell any better?
>>11838032kill yourself
>>11839414you are lonely, anon.go outside, get some fresh air.watch some normal soap opera episodes, ask your mom who the pscyho mass murders are and definitely don't copy them, but all the other dudes who score dates or have friends, copy them until you make one
>>11844906>watch some normal soap opera episodes
>>11837987Well? Did she say how it tastes?
>>11838942I’m a zoomer so I remember having this. It was just slime but with probably half the viscosity. There was a stain on the ceiling at my dad’s house that was there for nearly 20 years from when I hurled a glob of it in the air before he decided to paint it like 3 years ago.
>>11837946Just give the stupid ass kid the toy. Every kid has a right to ask their parents for stupid ass toys every once in a while. Atleast it isnt a tablet.
>>11837983Okay. But the concept itself isn't. Kids have always liked playing with simple kinetic/malleable/tactile toys.
>>11845746she ded
>>11837946I really want to see a chick play with one of these with their feet. Im surprised the YouTube whores haven't jumped onto that one
Squishy stim toys are more fun to play with than action figures.
>>11846351Looks like you’re gonna have to pay some clips4sale girl for a custom video of that you want it so bad, unfortunately
