Discuss the irrevocable, undisputed king of /toy/. The man, the myth, the legend himself. Thread themes: https://youtu.be/yeuc176cu8Ihttps://youtu.be/A7H2E8L02zw
>>11838778God, you are pathetic. Why do you keep this bullshit up?
>>11838779It’s funny
>>11838778>Making the same thread 30 times >It only get a handful of replies each timeWhat causes someone to behave this way? What mental disorder do you have OP that makes you repeat the same thing over and over again while expecting different results?
>>11838784>handful of repliesThat is factually incorrect, Hasbrony. Threads that don’t get janny’d get plenty of bumps.https://archive.palanq.win/toy/search/subject/acg/
>>11838785Id hardly call an average of less than twenty replies a lot of bumps. But answer the question turbo autist. What mental disorder do you have that makes you repeat the same behaviors over and over again expecting differing results?
>>11838786I don’t have any. I just think seeing Marvel Legends/Hasbro go into total schizo meltdowns over Chadthony’s Customs is hilarious.
>>11838788>>Making up arguments in your own head just to get mad at themNo one even mentioned Hasbro. Or Marvel Legends. Seems like Has to either lives in your head rent free and you actually are mentally ill. Or you're a troll looking for attention. Either way, rethink your life choices. Hasbroken little bitch lol.
>>11838791He says whilst crying into his keyboard
>>11838778He can't even measure figures correctly
>>11838778why does a guy that gets annoyed action figures has visible joints deserve a general for?
>>11838778>>11838780>>11838785I really don't understand how you can be a perpetual loser like this for years. You and subjectanon, here for over 10 years, spamming the same unlikable bullshit day in and day out while most of the board moved on. Clearly neither of you have friends, family, or anything meaningful in life or you wouldn't still be here doing this forever. The board is basically a ghost town with you two crackheads shitting in what's left of the street. I'm gonna move on myself, and I'd bet anything both of you wil still be here doing the same thing 10 years from now if 4chan is still here without a thought paid to anything you've just read.
>>11838785You sure are a fucking incel loser huh
>>11839100>wah wah WAH WAAAHHHHHHHshut yo bitch ass up crybaby. CHADtony Customs is the only real action figure reviewer and understands body proportions and articulation schemes. Just because you're a smooth brain imbecile that is satisfied with today's slop doesn't mean we all are. Go back to your legends thread hasfag.NTA by the way
>>11839125when is anthony gona make his own action figures or is he a little bitch
>>11839127Patience is a virtue. You want perfect figures you're going to have to wait.
>>11839125No one cares you fucking sperg.
>>11839132but sexy ice made unkval which pose better than anthony could ever made, hes just a little bitch
>>11838967Why bother measuring things correctly when nothing measures up to you? Another fuarking victory for CHADtony CHADLYtoms.
>>11839135Obviously waiting for the perfect figure to steal the joint layout from
>>11838778Rocco mogs
>>11839269mega64 is a washed up faggot channel for retarded fucks
>>11839276Shawn>Anthony
>>11839276nah
>>11838788>>11839195His name is Anthony's Cumstains. If you need a reminder, try looking down at your shirt when you are done sucking his dick.
>>11839125>acts like a hysterical crybaby when confrontedlmao not like I'm gonna read this but I'm glad I hurt you kiddo. It's only gonna get worse as you get older, gl shitposting for 10 going on 15 years tho loser boy lmao ;)
truly awful thread, we need to demand more from this site. 7/10
>>11839100>>11839370You've been observing and interacting with them for 10 years but somehow we're supposed to believe that this is the final straw that will make you leave for greener pastures? Why leave when you clearly crave and enjoy the parasocial interaction that you accuse him being addicted to? I watch Anthony every now and then so in seeing this thread, I think there might be something interesting to talk about but apparently you've decided that's not allowed? Who the fuck are you?I swear, I don't know what it is about /toy/ that attracts the most deranged, third world schizos. People throwing shitfits because the thread they purposely went into isn't to their tastes, those repetitive totally organic posts in threads that performatively seethe about the supposed qc issues of the brand being discussed, that fucking literal troll that lives under a bridge in the Lego threads who unironically puts the word "discussion" about upcoming sets in quotes.>>11838784>It only gets the handful of replies each timeLike every other thread not involving Lego/Blokees/Pokémon or some other large brand on this dead board? Jakks Pacific has a shitton of Mario and Sonic toys but they're lucky to get 100 posts before getting archived even if they consistently get two posts per 5 days. If I were to start more of them, will you call me the "Jakks schizo" as you make it your mission to shit up my threads?
>>11839370Lmao the only butthurt faggot is you. Stay mad CHADtony is king and there’s nothing you can do about it.
>>11839784Shut up you faggot, no one wants to hear your shit
>>11838778>draw me like one of your french girls
He in some ways is the anticollector. He values the figures quality above complete teams or iconic looks.
Sup guys, this is Anthony from Anthony Cumstains, and for this review, we are going to look at Good Figure A from Company A.Now this figure stands at just slightly below 15 and a half centimetres, which is around the same height as my wife's boyfriend's penis.Alright, let's get into the aesthetics of the figure. This figure has a decent amount of paint both on the front and back. But I'd say it's not enough. It needs to be more, like an inch thick of paint. And the proportion is just terrible. It looks like an anime figure. Okay, i get that this is literally an anime figure, but I don't like it so I think it is objectively terrible. And for that, I'll give the aesthetics a 3 out 10.As far as the accessories go, we don't get that much. We have 8 pairs of hands, 5 weapons, 3 alternate heads, 6 effect pieces, and a diorama. For the price of $25, I think it could've been better, they could've given us a few more hands and their credit card numbers. So yeah, 4 out 10.Alright, now let's get to the articulations. Head can look up, down, side to side tilt, all past 90 degrees. Butterfly joints can bend all the way forward and back, bicep swivel, double jointed elbows. Eh, not impressed. Now let me pretend to sound smart by using a bunch of jargons and spend 5 mins talking about the ball joints. So yeah, they could've done more.Now let's look at the leg. Oh my god, what is this leg articulation! Look at this. It can kick all the way forward and back, but not enough to go all the way up its ass. This is terrible! How can you make a figure that can't bend its leg all the way up its ass?Overall, I'm just not impressed. At the price point of $25, this figure is just absolutely trash. Like what the heck are they even doing? It's like they aren't even trying. Yeah, I'm really disappointed, I'm gonna give this figure an overall of 7/10.Let me know what you guys think. But if you disagree with me, I'll ban you and call you a nazi. Take care!
Anthonyschizo can you post that image of the guy smoking you posted once with a message that said "if you are going to attack the king then you better kill the king" or something retarded like that? That shit made me crack up when you posted it
>>11841834>You come at the king, you best not miss.
>>11841839>>11841834Sorry I've been away, chaps. Posting the OG pic with the original filename. Let's spark up and enjoy the shitshow. Bottoms up.
>>11841839>>11841864Yes that one thank you very much
I lost my faith in Anthony today, his Revo Ryu review attested him terrible articulation, notably basically no ab crunch, but guess what, other reviews show he can crunch very well. SpicyPsyDuck is the new indisputable king, nay God-Emperor of /toy/
>>11843110No king rules forever. Plus he is getting senile and fat.
>>11843110It doesn't really matter because Revo Ryu is completely unsalvageable in other ways. Those goddamn forearms holy shit what the hell is wrong with Kaiyodo.
>>11844126Not the first time he claimed no range on a figure that actually has more, just the most recent
What happened to his profile picture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD23OCf20mU
>>11844564He saw yall making fun of him, so he hid his pfp
>>11838778This faggot can't even give a consistent rating on two figures that have literally the same body mold but with different head and colour. King of /toy/ my foot.
>>11844730You are just mad because you bought that slop when everyone with a brain didn't.
>>11844730Kindhearted is literally Games Begin with fewer QC issues.Is this man okay in the head?Or is he just shitstirring for views?
>>11838778Whoever uses the term ``kids toys`` is no toy king, part of the hobby is understanding that all toys ARE for kids, the price is the only thing for adults but its not like a kid could buy a 2 dollar toy by himself anyways, an adult always ends up paying for it. Also, justifying a shitty product calling it ``for kids`` has to be the stupidest thing ever, no matter what it is since even marvel legends, McShit or whatever the fuck most of the time are SHIT figures
>>11844757Shf cocksuckers like you will never stop coping. Still remember you fags shilling that one berserk figure and Anthony being right. Shameless shills. You are the cancer of this board
>>11844843didn't ask you glorpimpostor
>>11844775That batman x shadow review really affected you huh
>>11844757He shit-stirs for views all the time. Look at any Revoltech video where he's clearly too retarded to make the figure function or pose correctly.
>>11844856So it's like when he calls "Naruto" "Naruti"?
Does anthony even work?
>>11844848Point and case. Pathetic shill. Those gokus are fucking trash and you are a defeated cuck. Concession accepted. Anthony was right again.
There is not a single bad figure he has reviewed that is not as bad as he pictures it. He saves me so much money with figuarts
>>11844861Apparently they're not.Cause he had Games Begin as a 7.So Games Begin is good. :)
>>11844858Yeah or basically anything else he does. He hates import figures and spends all of his time bitching about Marvel Legends, a line that hasn't done anything worthwhile in its entire existence except for slapping different paintjobs and dogshit soft plastic accessories onto the same 3 blank bodies over and over.He and other boomer ass reviewers are also the reason that Marvel Legends figures went from like $10 to $30-40+ despite making zero line or quality improvements and regularly getting thrashed by imports.
>>11844875What a weird man.But at least his videos are good showcases of figures, if you just ignore what he's saying.
>>11838778test
>>11844875>He and other boomer ass reviewers are also the reason that Marvel Legends figures went from like $10 to $30-40+ How so? Wouldn’t it just be inflation and/or Hasbro’s greed?
>>11844893toys are for children and man children ruined it for everyone
if he's the king than Schizo is the clown prince of /toy/>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNv9EKQ1BZo
why are americans obsessed with putting their face out there as a figurehead for a community
>>11844909no one who's so afraid of sexuality as schizo is could ever be a prince of anythingmore like gelded zoomzoom of /toy/
>>11844893>>11844897Unironically this.Legends were built to be smashed around in a playground parking lot and be made dime-a-dozen so that when little Timmy turns his Captain America into a limbless monstrosity, his parents can go get him a new one.They literally priced out children because manbabies want to collect these things like Funko Pops.
>>11844909jesus christ toytubers manage to continually reach new levels of cringehow do you give a fuck what any of these people think when they look and act like this
>>11844868Insane shill cope next you start with whataboutism and deflection like the predictable retard you are.
>>11844943>angrily sperging and changing the topicI win. :)
>>11844944Nigga you are the one coping about shit toys. You lost by default. Keep seething. Won't make your gokus any less shit. You shills are mentally ill.
>>11844949>getting even angrier over nothing importantI wonded even harderer.
>>11844953why can't anthony kickstarter his own ninja action figure line? is he a bitch?
>>11844954Because he can't design (or pose) figures.
>>11844953Yourself. I never understand shf bootlicker. Subhuman conzoomer. Literal goycattle.
>>11844749What are you talking about nigger, they're great figures.
>>11844986based
>>11844860He works the nerds here into a seethe
>>11845123anthony sure talks like a joyless broken bitch on the 3poa podcast, what a giga faggot
>>11845172real KWABOTY material
>>11844856>He shit-stirs for views all the timeI've seen him give genuinely mid figures rightfully low scores, but then they end up in his best figures of the year vid at the end of the year when there were dozens of other figures that scored much better. I think he might be genuinely retarded or schizophrenic and his inconsistent scores and double standards are just a product of his mental state at the time.
>>11838778Lol at his last video, "I am NOT a childrens toy collector, this is a CHILD's toy I play with ADULT TOYS for ADULTS which are CLEARLY DIFFERENT"
>>11844749Mad? HahahahahaI love both figures. You're just mad that nobody hates them like you do.
>>11845247>I think he might be genuinely retarded or schizophrenicHe truly is the Anthony Fantano of toy reviews.
>6'4>aryan>owns his own big ass house (you dont)>gets to shill gamer chairs>massive toy collection >reviews toys daily (throws away the ones he doesnt like)>doesnt shill for any toy company>brutally honest>makes a living reviewing toys>makes you seethe yeah im thinking hes based
>>makes a living reviewing toyswhere?
>>11845748>6'4Objectively false >aryanI have aryan genes too. >owns his own big ass house (you dont)So do I.>gets to shill gamer chairsGamer chairs suck, get a nice office chair instead>massive toy collection Mine is just as large>reviews toys daily (throws away the ones he doesnt like)Why would you want to do this?>doesnt shill for any toy companyHe shills for NECA according to these threads >brutally honestNo one cares>makes a living reviewing toysLol, lmao even. Then why does he have a day job?>makes you seetheYou wish>yeah im thinking hes basedYeah no.
>>11845748>>doesnt shill for any toy companywhy is BBTS the first link in his videos below his patreon? he obviously does
>>11845749Anthony has a side hustle where he reviews adult toys on his onlyfans
>>11845748Success do breeds jealousy.
I think they'll show a new Beerus figure at sdcc and maybe even have the preorder like a week later. Someone was saying how Super Beerus was originally intended for July and the SSG and SSB figures would've matched the timing. Then Squadra just added Beerus. The different divisions were probably told to help promote the show around July. With SSG Goku just released, dropping the matching figure is a classic tamashii move.
>>11845748
>>11845774>He shills for NECA according to these threadsNobody has ever seen AnthonysCuckstoms and the NECAnon in the same room before...
>>11845798>I think they'll show a new Beerus figure at sdccGod I hope.Updated Final Form Frieza and Beerus in the same year is just perfecto. Two long time wants.
>>11845748>massive toy collectionunfortunately, he can't pose them to save his life
>>11845814Nobody's ever seen you with a woman before.
>>11845774>I have aryan genes tooAztecs doesnt count Pedro.
>>11845896NECAnon strikes again
>>11845980Fucktard
Why is shortstack pedo so butthurt about anthony
>>11846572Why is glorp so butthurt about someone actually making OC?
>>11846572anthony is not gonna let you hit