>Cassett recorder button sound
>Countdown beep sound
>Serious tone music
>"There is a reason why bandi makes marvel figures. And it's probably not what you think."
>"But before that, let dive into the history of action figures..."

I really don't want to listen to you talk for an hour op.

i love it when they obviously get ai to help with the script so they are constantly rewording and saying the same shit over and over to stretch it out as long as possible

>>11859309
how do you stretch out 'money' for an hour

>>11859309
>Don't trust the waifu machine (a deep dive analysis on goodsmile co) 2:16:03
>>Is this optimus secretely genius?? (Why blokees matter) 1:16:01
>Please stop loving JADA (From a Jada fan to another) 3:08:00

>>11859587
What’s even more mind blowing is that this was the trend even before AI

>>11859309
Marvel Legends started doing their “Gamerverse” MvC-based figurea first. Since Figuarts is also Gamerverse, I just figure that it was a decision by someone at Marvel. Desire coming from these being fan-favorite depictions of the characters, and also partially as a response to Jada’s Street Fighter line, knowing they could sell figures to round out people’s MVC displays. I mean, Hasbro and Jada both collabed with that one UK retailer to release a MegaMan, Wolverine and Ryu

>>11859309
Really wonder what the endgame is with videos like this. 30 minutes to an hour was too long for a figure review even before attention spans got so short, so it's unlikely to build you a big following. And if you're trying to make it into an income stream, long runtimes scaring potential viewers off is just pissing money away. Is the goal to fit as many ads in as possible and profit off the 50% of people not using blockers?

>>11859681
I'm guessing it has something to do with farming watch hours. compared to shorts, every single second is worth way more and they really only need a handful of dedicated (or unfortunate) people to watch the videos

These write themselves.
>>11859653
>The music of a once great toy empire: an analysis of Kenner 2:21:34
>Collapse and degeneration: McFarlane Toys and the monetization of rarity 1:14:09
>Fully painted: the requiem of an era (late '90s to mid 2000s era collecting) 1:44:38

>>11859681
>profit off the 50% of people not using blockers?
More like 10% now, even normalfags are sick of google

>>11859309
oh no did the big bad man have thoughts on your toys that are more complex than "mid ahh" and "PEAK af!!!"
whatever will you do

>>11860057
While I hate people who type like that, I’m sure the video is also total slop where the guy is ignorant or wrong about many things and still acting like an authority. Because that’s what most of the internet is now

Autistic people talk too much about nerd shit news at 11.

Whats next will you be surprised OP is a faggot?

>>11859309
>Couldn't keep it to movies and games
It went beyond movies and games long ago. Just look at Patrick CC's thumbnails to see that people will milk any subject to make essayslop. Don't watch his shit though. I'm pretty sure his monotone voice is some form of cult recruitment.
>>11860057
He probably just reads wiki entries for an hour and then finishes by saying SHF Marvel is peak.

>>11859653
>>Please stop loving JADA (From a Jada fan to another) 3:08:00
still faster than their release schedule

/toy/ is the most easily triggered board on this whole site. Get ahold of yourselves you spergs.

>>11860411
Clearly you haven't been on /vp/.

>>11859320
>But first, here's a word from today's sponsor skillshare

>>11859657
>What’s even more mind blowing is that this was the trend even before AI
AI is trained on fillerslop like that so it's become circular.

>>11859789
Just plop that exact text into some ai slop bot and you’ve somehow got a script for a monetised video with 300k+ likes. I blame a lot of it on people just putting some vaguely adjacent to their interests looking video on in background whilst they do chores.

>>11859309
>Hasbro Marvel Legends invented action figures with extra heads and hands in 2014
>Mattel's MOTU Chronicles invented action figures with ball hinge wrists
https://youtu.be/0ra5enm7GWA

>>11861050
Hopefully he doesn't actually say that in the video

>>11861050
god i fucking hate this channel. he takes this shit way too seriously. zillennials need to be banned from buying a camera