>getting an empty box for Christmas
>>11876876>Being excited for it because you knew that you got mailed four of the first Star Wars figures in a few months before they got released in stores.
>>11876876>>11876899>some BLACKED collectors paid 20 extra dollars for this
>>11876876Mousecucks were getting cucked long before the disney buyout lmao
>>11876876I like the little standee Hasbro did for the black series recreating this. Even have little standings for all the characters.
>>11876922>rent free seething forever
>>11877265Nah, I didn't pay $40 for Darth Vader with extra cardboard. You must be projecting.
>11877272>constantly spamming about "blacked" series everywhere>totally not seething and mentally ill
>>11877288Lol imagine being so butthurt you have to "deny the (you)" to hide how much of a cuck (you) are.
>>11876899oh fuck off no kid would be excited about getting an IOU for christmas
>>11877296It's what they had in 1977. Merchandise makers dropped the ball on Star Wars in 1977. The only things you could get were trading cards, birthday plates, and other non-toy stuff.
>>11877012OMG stop using "mousecuck"you sound like an idiotyou know everything you buy is ___cuck for anything. you eat, you're a foodcuck. breathing right now? aircuck. you walk around you're such a floorcuck. you typed words here, you're a 4chancuck. see how idiotic that sounds?you're so desperate to use the word, you use it incorrectly. mousecuck before the mouse bought out Star Wars is StarWarscuck, and then it leads to it NOT being mousecuck, since it was always originally StarWarscuck.now I feel like an idiot explaining how you're an idiot. I'm such an explainationcuck>>11876876>>getting an empty box for Christmasthis was always a childhood scam in the best way. if you got one of these, you got sooo many bonus gifts. the parents had to get you "something" else, since a coupon was clearly going to disappoint a child. and that something-else was always of great value, to compensate for the lame-ness of the coupon.could you imagine if they did that today? you wanted K-Pop Demon Hunter figures? here's a coupon!
>>11877302It wasn't a coupon. In modern terms it was a pre-order receipt showing the first four are paid for and you'll get them as soon as production begins. And the kit also included a figure stand for the first 11 figures. And IF you got lucky then you got a vinyl-caped Jawa, double-telescopic Luke, and double-Telescopic Vader that MOC are worth tens of thousands each today.
>>11877302You're a mousecuck because you enjoy paying them to rape IPs as you watch with glee.
80’s kid here. I caught the very very tail end of Star Wars at retail, which was in 1986 in fact that Christmas was the Christmas of Star Wars. I got a Rancor, a Yoda puppet, and the light saber toy with the hard laser part that my mom took off because she didn’t want me injuring myself (understandable).
>>11877012>muh wokeit's a toy for kids you massive shit-prodder, imagine being so unoriginal that you're still repeating lowest common denominator youtube grifter bullshit several years after it was 'cool'tldr - do a flip faggot
>>11877640>it's a toy for kidsimagine defending the most fucking boring looking shit imaginable
>>11877640Look shitlib people will stop using the word woke when faggotry is out of star wars, which will happen when the final rose taco figure leaves Ollie's.
>>11877320Sad trvke>>11877640lol wokie mad
