Mystery edition Discuss anything and everything about the one trve king of /toy/. The man, the myth, the legend. A soldier, a father, a seven-time world heavyweight champion. The ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rollah, and the destroyer of Hasbrollah. Rise, and give it up for ANTHONYSCUSTOMS. Thread theme: https://youtu.be/yeuc176cu8Ihttps://youtu.be/A7H2E8L02zw
His theme sounds like farts
t. swung at the king and missed
>>11891748>A soldierIn which war?
>>11891752Fall of Reach
>>11891748>There has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here are without part reuse. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your figures, the PVC, the ABS, and the whole Collector Spot, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Walmart. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
Clap it up for the big man, boyos. Another day, another dollar, another Hasbaby's balls in a knot cause they can't handle the truth. Here's to you, Big T. Bottoms up.
>>11891758aura of the letter T
>>11891748Wasn’t LooseCollector’s Die-Hard so shot it made Anthony refuse to review any more review samples from the brand?>>11889681
>>11891748Fuck off
>>11891752He's a veteran from afganistan, former green beret. Anthony is a manly man, not some manchild nerd who plays with toys for little boys.
>>11891748What kind of mental illness do you have to have to keep making the same thread over and over again? It barely even gets replies.
Gotta love CHADthony you just gotta
>>11891897It's actually pathetic
>>11891757I could go for a new Mad Max toyline.
>>11891748>Anthony Cumstains generalGrow up
>>11891897>>11891931>>11892024Hasbronies in shambles at the biblical beast puppetmaster. Dance.
So I guess nobody won the contest for the new avatar
>turns SA sagat into a blandly proportioned muscular figure losing it's stylized identity>improvementi thought he was going to show rendered joint and ball peg modifications but this new video format is hilarious
>>11892108>figure losing it's stylized identityCan't wait for Baki figs fixes.
>>11892056he probably didn't get many entries, let alone ones he likesI don't think very many artists watch his videos regularly
What are the funniest reviews Anthony has done?
>>11892511This one is still my fave.https://youtu.be/LEJc_gleSWgSkip to the 9:45 mark for when it gets really good.
>>11892124He literally got hundreds of entries
>>11892526Anthony discovers NECA QC
>>11892534I like how he says "I wish I hadn't noticed that" like it would have prevented it from happening.
>>11892511The one where he reviewed Mattel’s Dick Grayson Batman, one of their last DC figures before the license went to McFarlane, and it kept cutting to him throwing the box into the toilet because the figure was such a piece of shit.
>>11892511not a review but one of his streams. his livestream of halo 5’s launch is very funny because you slowly see anthony go from very excited to pissed off and disappointed as he gets further into the game.
>>11892526You're a fucking idiot.>>11892534>>11892542Well he is a retarded hamhands, which is why you chuds seem to look up to him. Idiots.
>>11892603You should look up to him. He's on your team. He literally breaks non durable figures on camera, and instead of saying it's a poorly engineered piece of shit like he would with an SHF, he says "oh well, that shouldn't have happened" and gives it a 7/10.
>>11892627You should get fucked. You are just as pathetic as he is, and somehow even more butthurt.
>>11892603>>11892630Dance, puppet
>>11892638The Marionettes are really going at it today, huh? Gotta give props to the big guy on this one. Welcome to the circus.
>>11891748I like him, although his “gimmick” is being really hard on figures, doesn’t bother me if he criticizes a figure that I like. It’s worth having high standards, especially when it comes to spending hard-earned money. But I will say, it’s really funny to me that he’s terrible at posing figures considering how much of an authority he’s supposed to be on them lol.
>>11892056He said In his comments that he got to many and stopped checking them at some point.So if you sacrifice your time for this, he wont even bother to see it.
>>11892594Wow never saw him go that mad over McFarlanes, but mattel isn't as bad as they used to be now
Is he still in his Todd McFarlane dicksucking phase? Can he stop doing that randomly...
>>11891748Submitting my entry for the new logo contest
>>11892798The fact you can send him any picture and he'll likely open it is what gets me.
>>11892837It's probably why he is saying he received too many to go through. One too many goatse pics did him in.
>>11892864It comes off more as him being a lazy piece of shit than him trying to avoid seeing another butt hole. Once you've seen enough, it just doesn't bother you anymore. And Anthony looks like the type of guy who has stared into one too many abyss' if you know what I mean.
>>11892888The thing is, the guy has a huge ego and at the same time he's really insecure. Point a small obvious mistake in his review and he spergs out. Maybe his fans haven't drawn him as a 7 feet muscular chad like he sees himself, but in the chubby/skinny fat way he actually is.
>>11892798Pussy juice stains?
That Splinter Cell review was interesting. No other toy reviewer disliked it like he did.
>>11893317That’s just the brilliance of Anthony. He will use his powers to find faults that no one else will see. That’s why he’s the king.
MACDONALDS IS THE PLACE TO ROCK
>>11893329His biggest criticism is that while the accessories are cool, the figure doesn't feel or function like a $100 toy should.
If anthony had his way all toys would look like this
>>11893419only spawn needs to look like that, and todd won't do it for some weird fucking reason
>>11893029You know very well they're Cumstains. Also, he made the accouncement that he wasn't paying as much attention to this anymore right after I submitted my version of his logo. The cum jacket broke him.
>>11893474post the announcement he made or tell me where i can see it. that sounds really funny.
>>11893477See >>11892678. I don't remember which video it was now but it was only a day or so after I submitted the cumstains
REMINDER CHADthony is>6'4>Ayran>has a wife and children>owns a big ass house>a proud Christian>feared by toy companies>loved and respected by serious toy collectors>has a bigger collection than you ever will>massive toy youtuber>/ourguy/ >makes broke brownoids SEETHE
Schizo is dead. Anthony won
>>11893718>it's truekek. also:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AEikYBSKgPk
>>11893718I hate Anthony but I hate schizo way more. That faggot was basically this place in video form. Glad he got sent to the shadow realm.
>>11893723>That faggot was basically this place in video form.man that fag was safe edgy as hellhe was basically a pledditor wearing a dark coat and just picking fights with people by being a dumb sperg
>>11893718Why was he banned anyway?
>>11893918Probably for all his "Telling scalpers to kill themselves" videos that violated community guidelines. He might have got away with it on Bitchute or Odysee, but the fucker was flying too close to the sun posting them on YouTube.
>>11893918He tried to overthrow Anthony as the undisputed king of /toy/ so he challenged the King to a duel. Schizo lost, and was sent back to Hell to rule as the Dark Prince.
>>11893924This and constantly harassing other toy tubers and accusing them of being pedos
>>11894029at least two of them were pedos for real.
>>11893924>>11894022Why are so many toy collectors so mentally ill? Holy shit. I hate having to share a hobby with you fucking retards.
>>11894043>knowing that you can't act like a /b/tard on normie social media is mental illnessOk
>>11894064I mean the fact that he did act like a /b/tard om social media is what makes him mentally ill. Most people stop being a /b/tard in their early twenties.
>>11893718Lmao get fucked. Maybe he'll learn to not be retarded and fake edgy>>11893723He's far worse than here since you can tell he's just pretending. Doesn't help for all he's complaining he started to just jpfans dick
>>11892667>But I will say, it’s really funny to me that he’s terrible at posing figures considering how much of an authority he’s supposed to be on them lol.I was like: "wait, does he pose them? I don't remember him doing anything other than listing the articulation points" so I went back to a few videos, and he does pose them, and he does suck, that's probably why it didn't register with me. This may be why Shartimus is generally more positive (that and he possibly being a shill), he seems to know how to make the best out of a figure, at least more than Anthony.
>>11891750If that’s what your farts sound like, you need to see a doctor
>>11893718That's what you get for talking shit about ZakuAurelius, the GOAT
>>11894829yeah that was so weird having him in that video.
The contest winner has been chosenhttps://youtu.be/LROGkk5PycM
>>11896150Except nobody won! He didn’t choose a fan submitted art and just commissioned an artist. Lmao, why even do a contest? Kinda feel bad for all the people that took time to draw one, although like half of the submissions were AI.
>>11896150>haha no one entered his contest!>15 min long video showing all the entries CHADthony wins again
>>11896166>He didn’t choose a fan submitted art and just commissioned an artistOkay now thats fucking funny, he made his fans waste their time for nothing and basically told them it was shit. I hope to god he makes a follow up vid where he reviews each submission.
he fucking knew his viewers suck to hard and preemptively commissioned udon
>>11896166>>11896176>>11896181>>11896184BOW DOWN TO THE-BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF KINGS!
>>11896181>8 hours of rating anons buttholes
No joking here. Is Anthony autistic? He always seems to complicate things like that. Also all the troubles he has to find the words he wants to say even after more than 15 years on youtube
The commissioned art he went with isn’t even that good, looks nothing like him.
I liked this one personally.
>>11896204Totally. Awfully boring pose, the hoodie being skin tight like some kind of homosexual. Greasy nose like an e-whore. I guess he didn't want to be perceived as masculine anymoreAt least now we now he wasn't trying to scam his followers he was just being autistic
>>11896204>>11896207>>11896209This isn't really what he's going with is it? Come on, does he really think he's that much of a Chad lmao. Get real Tony, you review fuckin toys. Get over yourself lol.
>>11896217The first one is the one he went with.
>>11896217Dude is literally "I'm 6'5", super muscular, betterer and smarterer than all toymakers COMBINED, my figures are BETTER than any figure maker or sculptor EVER (I'm still working on them after an elapsed 10 years, but they will be the BESTEST ever when they do come out.)"
>>11896223Good lord what a fucking homo. How do people like this even exist?>>11896225He's not even fit though so I don't know where he gets this idea that he's some chad. He also forgot to add the greying in his beard.
>>11896217He IS a chad >doesn’t do drugs>never read a comic book IN HIS LIFE despite reviewing a plethora of superhero figures>fought in the battle of Reach>eats Little Caesars PIZZA>is educated in history and shit>changed his legal last name to Customs>dabs on Hasbro and its scams>never said anything about Hot Wheels>keeps it realface it.
>>11896229>changed his legal last name to CustomsHail to the motherfucking KING
>>11896199Obviously; anyone who makes a living reviewing toys from their basement is on the spectrum
>>11896207>it's fun on the shoulder
>>11891748>the one trve king of /toy/.I think not.
this one is cool
>>11896301Im pretty sure it’s AI
What the hell was the point of holding the contest when he could’ve just gone to the guy on Instagram instead of wasting his audience’s time?
>>11896401you dare question the king, peasant?
>>11896204I give it an aesthetic rating of 4 out of 10.
This one>>11896209And pic rel were 2 of his favorites. He went with FAS having commissioned avatar. At least he could comment on these artworks.>>11896337He got plenty of AI entries.
>>11896204>>11894325There's a fine line between aspirations and vanity, and I'm pretty sure this is it. I've known for 10 years that Anthony had an ego, but this is just a new level of pathetic.
>>11894325>>11896922
>>11894325This doesn't look like someone who's six and half feet tall.
>>11894325>draw me like one of your French girls
>>11891748This is how I imagine Sir Anthony Customs looks.
>>11899216pin headed? harsh
>>11899216that's funny since Anthony was huge Revoltech hater for the longest time
>>11896229>keeps it realI know people like to meme about this, but he really does. Thoughlbeit, keeping it real doesn't necessarily mean you are correct about something. I watch him for the articulation and tolerance, he doesn't hide anything.
